but ya dude lol...

i dont know why but my friend ben i guess like at around 4-5
pm he was on my myspace and i guess thought this one chick named doris like thou
ght she was hot and all and messaged her and fuckin they were talking and like i
guess out of the ordinary she gave him her number and he called him up and like
i guess ben wanted to meet with her around sequioa park.
and fuckin me i was having second thoughts all about it and all because yeah i k
now doris from sequioa school from my rsp class and like shes just a acquiantanc
e and she was uglky when i met her, but on her myspace now she looks average but
key word, myspace, and like well we ended up getting ready and crap
like lol we ended up smelling like french whores since weput on a shitload of ca
lone and deoderant, and i even dressed in the nicest clothes i can find, since w
ell shit she said she was bringing someone with her as well so we could have a d
ouble date. XD
and like we thought " holy shit lets bring our friend josh" and like we called h
im up and we basicly bull shitted him lol.. like we felt sorry for him too becau
se he was going to be fuckin alone with us, so like we went to sequioa park we w
ere waiting there and soo much different shit has happened
like when we went to the park we were going near the benches and it wasnt them,
it was two other random people one girl one guy, then we ended up waiting near t
he front and like we saw josh around the corner place where my house is near
so we met up with him and we all 3 waited in sequioa park, like me and ben alone
we've been waiting for like 2 hours before josh even showed up, and ive been ha
ving shitloads of second thoughts
so we were all waiting and lol like we go near the slides near the courts and li
ke holy shit we didnt notice this guy hiding near the slide texting like almost
like he was camoflodged
so we left that shit alone, and we continued to wait and wait and wait... lookin
g at cars hoping it was them and like this one car popped up, some mexican guy w
as in it and shit lookin like he was texting or just jerkin off and half asleep.
so we looked and it scared the shit out of me lol... so we continued to wait and
five mins later, they told me to go check if she was on myspace, and so i basic
ly had to run all the way home, turn on my computer and check myspace and she wa
snt on
or else if they did show up while i was gone, basicly none for me, and i also ha
d to take a shit lol...
so after all that, we all 3 went to sequioa school to see if they got mixed up w
ith that instead of park,
we went there and checked, and no one there but a shitload of cars going and tha
t was all, so then we walked back to sequioa park, we ended up calling them and
they said they will be in a mustang and she sounded like she was soo bull shitti
ng us, because she was thinking of what to say, like she says she will be in a g
ray mustang
we waited for half hour, and basicly said fuck it so we ended up walking my frie
nd josh back home, which not to mention, was a longgg ass walk, he lives behind
food 4 less, so we walked him alittle bit more then half way
then we had to walk back... like WOW it was long as shit, and we were getting ti
red and tired, and i was already ticked off at all this shit that ben didnt list
en to me that that chick was fuckin with him and he believed that he could get v
ag on myspace basicly ;p
when we were walkin back, lol.. we went to jack in the box and asked for some wa
ter, then after a cup of water and for my friend, after 3 cups of lemonade, we b
oth got dr pepper and walked out covering it, and got free soda, =)
after that we went home talkin about how much bull shit it was, and we basicly c
hilled at my place and i changed out of the nice clothes i had on for that shit,
and like we ate. hung out till then, and then he was like wanting to call that
doris girl again...
now this is when shit went BADDD even worse made this night more fucked up, he c
alls her and shebasicly says now were definitly going to meet you there at the p
ark within 10 mins, so damn for me ihad to put on all those clothes back on and
my fuckin nice shoes back too...
so then we did that got everything situated, so we had to wait for my dad to go
to sleep and my brother to go back upstairs because now we had to sneak out of t
he house for this.. so we ended up doing it pretty good,
until when we got out of the house and snuck to the park fuckin my brother calls
me right away and i disreguard that, and my fuckin dad calls me and basicly ask
s why im out late and is all pissed off at me...
because my brother fucking snitched on us and said we were going out side sneaki
ng out, so we kinda were out for another 5 more mins, so me and ben we were walk
ing around the park and we finally spotted them
they were on the other side of the street laughing at us and shit, and omfggg al
l i can say is, one looked like a monkey ass face and the other which was appera
ntly suppost to be my date... looked like fuckin goliath, this chick was atlest
6,2 some blonde and she had a nasty face..... looked soo much taller then me and
they both had no ass at all!! like even there body was not even good at fucking
all!
we talked to them for a sec.. and im like lookin away from them and it looked so
o obvious and my dad called again so thats when like we asked em wait five mins
we'll be back and they said ok, and like we went to my house but didnt go inside
so we went back to the park, we were just seeing what was goin on
and when wewent back to the park, those two bitches were gone, they flaked out o
n us, which i really didnt care as soon as i saw those ugly chicks like wow like
i had a " i told you so" moment see what happens when you dont fucking listen..
. is what im pretty much was saying in my head at the time
and not only were we in fucking trouble, those chicks were not worth the wait by
all means not fucking worth it at all my dad got soo pissed off at me and i bas
iclky had to lie and not say what we were really out that late for anyway
it was a really fucked up night i mean WOW josh basicly had the benefit of the d
oubt lol.... this night ticked me off soooo fucking much and it happened yesterd
ay night!