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BEYOND THE ZOOP

The Song of
Skittles & Popcorn

First Edition
Junicorn Island

Project idea:
Sadaf @sweetxopea
Project collector:

Sadaf @sweetxopea

Cover design:
Shreyoshi @ShreyaTeamSupe

Project editors:

Sadaf @sweetxopea
Shreyoshi @ShreyaTeamSuper
Fatima @teamsupersudan
Project team:

Sadaf @sweetxopea
Shreyoshi @ShreyaTeamSuper
Fatima @teamsupersudan

Vatsala @TeamSuperForever
Suryansh @TeamSuperMumbai
Promoting:

Suryansh @TeamSuperMumbai
Danelle @TeamSuperSA

Contents

o Chapter 1: Prologue ......

Hey there Lilly by Sadaf @sweetxopea

Introduction

How we started by Anagha @TeamSuperDubai

Junicorn Island Location by Sabrina @TeamSuperJA

What Will You Find by Priyanka @peace_love_18

The Rock Cakes by Lavisha @lillyisthecombo

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Skittles Vodka by Lavisha @lillyisthecombo

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District 12 Coal Cookies by Lavisha @lillyisthecombo

Salads And Soup by Lavisha @lillyisthecombo

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Skittles Recipes by Danelle @TeamSuperSA

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50 Flavored Popcorn Recipes Fatima @teamsupersudan

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o Chapter 2: In The Kitchen With Unicorns ...

Clean Up Anthem

o Chapter 3: Laugh Out Loud .

Memes by
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Suryansh @TeamSuperMumbai

Farhat @TSToronto

Anagha @TeamSuperDubai

Fatima @teamsupersudan

Kristina @TeamSuperSA_

Jokes by
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Danelle @TeamSuperSA

Shreyoshi @ShreyaTeamSuper

Emotions On Fleek by
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Sadaf @sweetxopea

Shreyoshi @ShreyaTeamSuper

o Chapter 4: Creative Corner ..

How to wake up by Kristina @TeamSuperSA_

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Mother Unicorns Dictionary Of Awesomeness by Sadaf @sweetxopea

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27 Shades Of Lilly by Vatsala @TeamSuperForever

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Drinking Game by Sadaf @sweetxopea

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Quizzes With The Queen by


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Suryansh @TeamSuperMumbai

Jumbled words by Suryansh @TeamSuperMumbai

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Complete the Dots by Fatima @teamsupersudan

Story Time

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Lilly by Danelle @TeamSuperSA

Types Of Unicorns by Shreyoshi @ShreyaTeamSuper

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Manjeet & Paramjeet's Love Story by

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Nandini @iinanduii

Solutions
Thinking Out loud Parody by Farhat @TSToronto

27 Reasons Why We Love Lilly Shreyoshi @ShreyaTeamSuper

Sentimental moments

o Chapter 6: Epilogue ..

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Team Super Official Website by Wendy @lillyschipmunk

The Hustle Section The Key To Unicornizm by Sadaf @sweetxopea

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Monday and Thursday Ideas by Vansh @vanshkapoor9

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Time To Say Goodbye

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Credits

Appendix

Coupon by Sabrina @TeamSuperJA

2016 Calendar by Fatima @teamsupersudan

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Vatsala @TeamSuperForever

o Chapter 5: Heart To Heart ...

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Birthday Card by Shreyoshi @ShreyaTeamSuper

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Chapter
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Prologue

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PROLOGUE
Hey there Lilly
Inspired by the song 'Hey There Delilah' by The Plain White T's

Hey There Lilly,


What's it like on Unicorn Island
We're a thousand miles away
but girl,
tonight you look so pretty, yes you do

a rainbow cant shine as bright as you,


I swear its true.

Hey there Lilly,


don't you worry about a bad day,
we're right here if you feel blue,
take a look at this book, we made for you
it's our disguise
we're by your side

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Hey there Lilly,


I know times can get hard,
but just believe me girl
this book will cheer you up
it'll take all your stress away
you will feel good

Hey there Lilly,


we've got so much more to say
but no words can sum up our love for you,
it takes our breath away
you gave us all
even more in love with you we fall.

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JUNICORN ISLAND
INTRODUCTION

Welcome to our family!

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Junicorn Island
How we started
Ahhh... Finally Junicorn Island has its own magazine. It gives me immense
happiness that all our hard work on this magazine has resulted in such a
masterpiece.
Firstly, thank you Sadaf for bringing up this idea and for all the members who have
contributed all their ideas.
Junicorn Island was created on 7th November 2014 when I stopped talking to my
best friend and had no one to express myself. I joined twitter and found out that
many unicorns all around the world also were going through same difficult time.
That's when I thought that we all are unicorns and we all are a positive fam. I got
along with my fellow unicorn friend Natasha and decided that we would open a
whatsapp group for all the unicorns around the world. In the beginning we had
only 5 members and we had become the best of friends. We were a family. We
supported each other in our hard times. We fangirled about Lilly for each and
everything. Lilly and this group became my life. Now we have 45 unicorns from
countries like India, Dubai, Jamaica, Pakistan, Germany, South Africa, Trinidad and
many more. We are now not just a group.
We are all a new family. We have unicorns from the age of 13 to 31 and we just
follow ONE LOVE. We chat about all sorts of stuff from relationships to stalking
guys on Instagram to discussing all our crushes and mostly just do major fangirling.

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But the main reason this group was created was LILLY. Thank you Lilly for
everything you given us unknowingly. Without you we wouldn't have known each
other. You have changed our lives and now Junicorn Island is doing this for you to
know how much you have impacted us with your videos. We cannot thank you
enough for this. And I'm sure we will always love you no matter what. Just
remember that you are never alone. #Teamsuper is always at your back.
Lots of love and stay unicorn
Anagha
@teamsuperdubai

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JUNICORN ISLAND LOCATION

UNICORN ISLAND

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What you will find on Junicorn Island


An island,
a place that's usually close to the nature, a place surrounded with peace and serenity..
But, on Junicorn Island, it's not only peace that you'll find..

Junicorn Island is an island where you'll find no place for sadness, where we have trees of
buttered popcorn and it rains skittles!

Where everyone is a positive unicorn and no one is judgemental..


Where we eat candy bars and pizza and share it amongst ourselves because sharing is caring
Where life is beautiful and all the milestones are overcome with a smile..

So come , join our junicorn Island and find your own unicorn Island within you.. Because as Lilly
always says:

" it's you, and only you, who can make yourself happy!"

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Chapter
2
In The Kitchen
With Unicorns

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The Rock Cakes


Not as tasty as the rock himself but, eh, itll do for
now
Ingredients
225 g Self raising-flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
110 g butter or margarine(whatever you like)
55 g granulated sugar
110 g dried fruits
1 egg or 1/2 banana mashed with 1/4 teaspoon baking powder
2 tablespoons of Milk
Nutella to drizzle over
Oil (So these rocks dont get stuck to the pan)
What to do
Firstly it is essential to drool over the Rock while making these cakes. (Wear The Rock shirt)
- Sieve the flour and baking powder into a large(ish) baking bowl, add softened butter or

margarine, and rub lightly together with fingertips until the mixture resembles fine breadcrumbs.

Add sugar and dried fruit and mix together so all ingredients are well incorporated

Add the egg/ banana and 1 tablespoon of the milk and mix together to create a stiff dough.
If the mixture is still dry add milk a tablespoon at a time until required consistency.

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Lightly grease two baking sheets.

Using a tablespoon(or ice-cream scoop) divide the mixture into 12 mounds evenly space
on the 2 baking sheets .

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Bake in the preheated oven for 15 mins or until golden brown and well risen.

Drizzle nutella over each cake liberally,

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Skittles Vodka
The unicorn way to get turnt

So most of these recipes require overnight preparation, intensive shaking and heavy
measuring. But this is Unicorn Island and nobody got time for that!
Things you need

Bottle or two of vodka ( depending on how big a party this is)

An extra-large bag of skittles

Two empty bottles

A dishwasher

What to do

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Separate Skittles by colour (so the Vodka doesnt end up looking like rainbow puke)

Take the red skittles and put them in a bottle.

Take Orange/ Yellow and put them in another bottle.

Munch on other skittles during the making

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Pour vodka into both bottles, dont fill it right to the top

Make sure the lid of the bottle is extra tight!

Give a bottle a small shake and pop it in the dishwasher. (Make sure your mum sees this
part, youll look like a good child.)

Set dishwasher to intensive cycle.

Take bottle out at the end of the cycle

You may need to filter it, depending on effective your dishwasher is.

Put in fridge

Eat more skittles

Get turnt

ENJO Y

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District 12 Coal
Cookies

Perfect for a Hunger Games marathon!


Things are about to get fancy up in here!
Ingredients
- 1/2 cup unsalted butter
- 2 1/3 packed brown sugar
- 3/4 teaspoon baking powder
- 1 1/2 teaspoons of coffee
- 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
- 3/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 2 large eggs or 1 extra large banana
- 3 teaspoons cocoa powder
- 1 1/2 cups all purpose flour
- 1 cup chocolate chips (aka unicorn droppings)
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What to do
- Light the fire!( JK just reheat the oven to 350 F) Grease a tray
- Cream the butter, slowly add 1 1/3 brown sugar so it forms a gritty paste
- Add in baking powder, vanilla, cayenne pepper, salt and coffee
- Add in eggs or banana and mix well
- In a separate bowl, sift together flour and 2 teaspoons of cocoa
- Add the first mixture to the flour and cocoa. Mix well
- Use an tablespoon and scoop out the batter onto the greased tray.
- In a small bowl mix together the remaining 1 teaspoon of cocoa and 1 teaspoon of brown sugar.
- Coat the cookies with the sugar/cocoa mixture, stretch the cookies so that they arent too
round( feel free to play with them)

Bake for 9 minutes ( careful not to over bake)

May the odds forever be in your favor!

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Salads and soup

For the healthy unicorn

Bean and Vegetable Salad


Ingredients
- 3/4 cup soaked Kidney Beans (If its from a can, its fine, this is Unicorn Island after all)
- 1/4 cup shredded cabbage
- 1 1/4 cups shredded spincach
- 3/4 cup red peppers ( We like colour!)

What to do
-Toss well, add salt and salad dressing if you feel it needs some.

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Chick Pea Salad with Mint Dressing

Ingredients

For the salad

2 cups boiled and drained chana or chick peas (If its from a can, just drain it)

3/4 cup tomato cubed

1 cup cucumber cubed

3/4 cup spring onions ( the white and green bit)

Some salt

What to do

Wash the chickpeas and put them in a pot to cook. Let them cook until they are soft. Cool
completely (or just stick them in the fridge after theyre done)

Combine chickpeas with the rest of the ingredients and mix well.

For the dressing


Ingredients

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1/2 cup chopped mint leaves

1/2 cup chopped coriander

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/2 teaspoon sugar

1/2 teaspoon curd or plain unsweetened yogurt

salt and pepper to taste

What to do

Combine all the ingredients in a blender. Blend until smooth.

Add to salad

Sweet potato and lentil soup

Ingredients

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1 large sweet potato, diced and peeled

3 medium carrots, chopped

3 celery stalks, chopped

2 leeks chopped ( white and light green bits only)

3/4 cup lentils

1/4 cup ginger, grated

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1 teaspoon curry powder

salt

1 tablespoon butter

2 cloves garlic (thinly sliced)

2 tablespoons lemon juice

1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro

What to do

Combine sweet potato, celery, leeks,carrots, ginger 3/4 teaspoon curry powder and 1
teaspoon salt in a pot of water.

Boil until cooked

Blend mixture until smooth

In a pan, melt butter, add garlic and remaining curry powder. Cook until curry powder is
slightly toasted.

Pour curry powder over soup

Add lemon juice, cilantro and salt to taste

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Skittles Rainbow cake


Skittles Syrup
Ingredients:
1/4 cup (65g) each of red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple skittles
1/4 cup (60mL) water for each color
Procedure:
1. Place one color of Skittles and water in a small saucepan and heat over low-medium heat until
Skittles have completely dissolved.

2. Stir throughout heating process.


3. Once Skittles have dissolved, remove from heat, and place syrup in a small jar or heat proof
container as it is very hot.

4. Set syrup aside and repeat for remaining colours.


5. A waxy film may develop on top of the syrup while it cools. If this happens, pour the syrup
through a fine strainer.
Skittles Buttercream
Ingredients:
1/2 cup (105g-135g*) powdered Skittles (from 1/2 (135g) cup one colour) *It is difficult to get
the Skittles to grind 100% to powder.
1/2 cup butter (120g)
3 cups icing sugar (300g)
2-3 tablespoons milk (30-45g)

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Procedure:
1. Using a food processor, grind Skittles until a fine powder forms. Separate the chunks from the
powder by using a find sieve placed over top of a small bowl.

2. In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream butter until fluffy.
3. Add Skittles powder and 2 cups of icing sugar. Mix on low speed until mixed.
4. Gradually add 2 tablespoons of milk and continue to mix.
5. Add the remaining cup of icing sugar, mix, and add the remaining tablespoon of milk if desired
for a softer buttercream.

Assembling the Poke Cake


1. To make the poke cake, place one 8" cake layer on a cake board and "glue" the cake to the board
with a small dollop of buttercream.

2. Using a sharp, narrow, round object (ie. candy thermometer-pointy end-, chop stick etc,) poke
holes throughout the layer of cake. A fork can also be used, but the holes will not show the syrup
as well as the larger utensils allow.
3. Spoon 1-2 tablespoons of syrup over the top of the cake, into a hole.
4. Repeat with each colour until all of the holes have syrup.
5. Apply a thin layer of buttercream on top of the first layer of cake, and place the second layer of
cake on top of the buttercream.

6. Repeat poking and syrup additions to the second layer.


7. Once finished, cover the entire cake in a layer of buttercream. Serve when desired.
8. This cake can be stored in the fridge for 2-3 days.

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Skittles Rice Krispy Squares


40 large marshmallows or 5 c mini
1/4 c butter
5 c Rice Krispies
1 heaping cup Skittles Candies I used Original
Line a 913 pan with plastic wrap. Spray with non-stick cooking spray. Set aside.
In a large pot over medium heat melt butter and then add in marshmallows. Stir with a wooden

spoon until marshmallows are melted. Once the marshmallows are melted remove from heat and
add in your Rice Krispies. Stir, stir, stir until all the Rice Krispies are coated. Then add in your

Skittles. Stir until they mixed in. They dont need to be completely incorporated but not in once
huge chunk.
Pour into your prepared pan and let sit until they set. Using the plastic wrap pull out the entire
block of Rice Krispies and place on a cutting board. Cut into squares and share!

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Skittles Rainbow fudge


INGREDIENTS
3 c. white chocolate chips
1 (14 oz.) can sweetened condensed milk
c. Skittles
food coloring
INSTRUCTIONS
Combine white chocolate chips and sweetened condensed milk in a small saucepan.
Melt over low heat, stirring constantly, until mixture is smooth and completely melted.
Stir in Skittles.
Pour into an 8-inch square pan lined with parchment paper.
Squirt one drop of each color food coloring in a different corner of the pan; use a knife to create
swirls of color.

Refrigerate or freeze until firm.

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Skittles Meringue
Directions
1. With an electric mixer, beat 2 large egg whites (at room temperature) until foamy. Gradually
beat in cup sugar until stiff, glossy peaks form.

2. Drop mounds of the mixture (2 tablespoons each) onto parchment-lined baking sheets and top
each with 3 Skittles candies. Bake at 200 F until dry, 1 to 2 hours.

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Rainbow jelly shots


INGREDIENTS
1 (3 ounce) package cherry gelatin dessert
1 (3 ounce) package orange gelatin dessert
1 (3 ounce) package lemon gelatin dessert
1 (3 ounce) package lime gelatin dessert
1 (3 ounce) package berry blue gelatin dessert
3 3/4 cups vodka (can use plain, citrus or vanilla)
Whipped cream
Rainbow sprinkles
Special equipment
Tall, clear plastic shot glasses (available at most party stores)
DIRECTIONS
In 5 separate bowls or heat-resistant cups, add 1 cup boiling water to each packet of gelatin. Stir
until gelatin dissolves and stir in 3/4 cup vodka to each mixture/color.

Place shot glasses inside openings of muffin pan and tilt on the edges. Fill the glasses 1/5 of the

way with either red or blue gelatin, depending on which way you want your rainbow to go. Or,
you can do a mixture of both! My shot glasses equaled out to about 2 teaspoons of each of the five
colors/flavors of gelatin.

Place in refrigerator and allow to set for about 20-30 minutes. Repeat with the next color in the

rainbow and place back in refrigerator for another 20-30 minutes. Repeat until you have used all
5 colors. Refrigerate another additional 3 hours or overnight.
When ready to serve, top with a dollop of whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles (optional).
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Rainbow layer cake


INGREDIENTS
Cake
2 boxes Betty Crocker SuperMoist vanilla cake mix
2 cups water
1 cup vegetable oil
6 eggs
2 packages (2.7 oz each) Betty Crocker classic gel food colors
Buttercream Frosting
1 cup shortening
1 cup butter, softened
1 bag (2 lb) powdered sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla
3 to 4 tablespoons milk
DIRECTIONS
Heat oven to 350F. Spray 3 (8-inch) round cake pans with cooking spray.
In large bowl, beat cake mix, water, oil and eggs with electric mixer on low speed 30 seconds,

then on medium speed 2 minutes, scraping bowl occasionally. Divide batter evenly among 6 small
bowls, about 1 1/3 cups each.
Using food colors, tint batter in 1 bowl blue, 1 bowl red, 1 bowl green, 1 bowl yellow, 1 bowl
orange (using red and yellow) and 1 bowl purple (using blue and red).
Refrigerate 3 colors of batter until ready to bake. Pour remaining 3 colors of batter into cake pans.
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Bake 18 to 20 minutes or until cake springs back when touched lightly in center and begins to

pull away from side of pan. Cool 10 minutes. Remove from pans to cooling racks; cool completely.
Wash cake pans. Bake and cool remaining 3 cake layers as directed.
In large bowl, beat shortening and butter with electric mixer on medium speed until light yellow.

On low speed, gradually beat in powdered sugar. Beat in vanilla. Add milk, 1 tablespoon at a time,
beating until frosting is smooth. Beat on high speed until light and fluffy.

Trim rounded tops off cakes to level, if needed. On serving plate, place purple cake layer.
Spread with frosting to within 1/4 inch of edge. Repeat with blue, green, yellow, orange and
red cake layers. Spread light coat of frosting on top and side of cake to seal in crumbs, then
frost with remaining frosting.

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50 Flavored Popcorn Recipes


Warning: some of these recipes are not vegetarian, but we thought we should add

them anyways in case a non-vegetarian friend or a family member wants to try


them out, or maybe you can find a vegetarian substance for them, who knows!
maybe it'll work !!

Food Network Magazine created these recipes


using 12 to 16 cups freshly popped popcorn.
Use a bag or two of microwave popcorn, or

make your own: Heat a few kernels in 1/4 cup


vegetable oil in a large pot over medium heat

until one pops. Add 3/4 cup kernels and cover


the pot. Cook, shaking the pot occasionally, until
the popping subsides.

1. Brown ButterLemon: Cook 6 tablespoons butter in


a skillet over medium heat until browned, about 7
minutes. Remove from the heat and stir in 1 1/2
teaspoons grated lemon zest; drizzle over 16 cups
hot popcorn. Toss with 2 teaspoons kosher salt.
2. Ranch: Melt 4 tablespoons butter with a 1-ounce
Ranch Popcorn

packet ranch seasoning mix; toss with 16 cups hot


popcorn and 2 tablespoons chopped chives. Season
with salt.

3. Garlic-Herb: Melt 4 tablespoons butter in a saucepan; add 4 grated garlic cloves


and 1 teaspoon each finely chopped fresh rosemary, sage and thyme and cook1
minute. Drizzle over 16 cups hot popcorn and toss with 2 teaspoons kosher salt.
4. Parmesan-Rosemary: Toss 16 cups hot popcorn with 1/2 cup grated parmesan, 3

tablespoons olive oil, 1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh rosemary and 2 teaspoons
kosher salt.
5. Frito Pie: Toss 12 cups hot popcorn, 6 tablespoons melted butter, 4 cups Fritos (or

other corn chips) and 2 tablespoons chili powder; spread on baking sheets. Top with
2 cups shredded cheddar and 2 chopped scallions. Bake at 350 degrees F until the
cheese melts, 3 minutes. Season with salt.

6. Truffle: Toss 16 cups hot popcorn with 6 tablespoons melted butter, 1 1/2
tablespoons truffle oil, 1/4 cup grated parmesan, 1 teaspoon kosher salt and 1/2
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teaspoon pepper.
7. Movie Theater: Melt 1 stick butter in a small saucepan over low heat, skimming

off the foam and solids; drizzle over 16 cups hot popcorn and toss with 2 teaspoons
kosher salt.
8. Veggie: Pulse 2 cups each mixed veggie chips and dehydrated snap peas in a food
processor until powdery; toss with 8 cups hot popcorn and 2 cups each veggie chips
and dehydrated snap peas. Season with salt.
9. Three-Cheese: Toss 16 cups hot popcorn with 2 cups
shredded cheddar, 1 cup grated parmesan and 1/2 cup

grated pecorino; spread on baking sheets. Bake at 350


degrees F until the cheddar melts, 3 minutes. Season
with salt.

10. Gruyere-Porcini: Pulse 1/2 cup dried porcini


mushrooms in a spice grinder until powdery. Add 2

tablespoons chopped fresh parsley and 1 1/2 teaspoons


kosher salt; pulse again until powdery. Drizzle 6
tablespoons melted butter over 16 cups hot popcorn;
Three-Cheese

toss with the porcini powder and 1 cup finely grated


gruyere.

11. Everything Bagel: Toss 12 cups hot popcorn with 4 cups broken bagel chips, 6
tablespoons melted butter, 2 tablespoons each white and black sesame seeds, 1

tablespoon each caraway seeds, granulated onion and granulated garlic, and 1 1/2
teaspoons kosher salt.

12. Mustard-Pretzel: Whisk 4 tablespoons melted butter with 2 tablespoons dijon


mustard, 1 teaspoon sugar and 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt; drizzle over 12 cups hot
popcorn and toss with 4 cups mini pretzels.

13. Sesame: Heat 6 tablespoons butter with 2/3 cup sesame seeds in a small skillet
over medium heat until the seeds are toasted, about 5 minutes. Stir in 1 tablespoon
each sugar and kosher salt; toss with 16 cups hot popcorn.

14. Sushi: Whisk 1 1/2 tablespoons each vegetable oil and soy sauce with 2
teaspoons each toasted sesame oil and rice vinegar; drizzle over 16 cups hot
popcorn. Toss with 2 cups torn roasted seaweed snacks and1 cup wasabi peas.

15. Crab Boil: Melt 4 tablespoons butter with 2


tablespoons Old Bay Seasoning in a small skillet over

medium heat; drizzle over 12 cups hot popcorn and toss


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with 4 cups oyster crackers.


16. Pepperoni Pizza: Cook 1 cup chopped pepperoni in 1

tablespoon vegetable oil in a large pot until crisp; drain


on paper towels, reserving the drippings. Pop 3/4 cup
popcorn kernels in the drippings; toss with the
pepperoni, 1 cup shredded mozzarella, 1/2 cup grated

parmesan, 2 tablespoons olive oil and 1 teaspoon each


granulated garlic and dried oregano. Season with salt.
Crab Boil

17. Chorizo-Manchego: Cook 1 cup diced chorizo in 2 tablespoons vegetable oil


until crisp; drain on paper towels, reserving the drippings. Toss 16 cups hot popcorn
with the chorizo, chorizo drippings and 1 cup grated manchego. Season with salt.

18. Cookies and Cream: Warm 1/4 cup sweetened condensed milk in a saucepan
over medium heat; drizzle over 12 cups hot popcorn. Toss with 4 cups lightly
crushed chocolate sandwich cookies (such as Oreos).

19. S'mores:Make Rocky Road Popcorn (No. 47), replacing the pecans with lightly
crushed graham crackers.
20. Rocky Road: Whisk 5 tablespoons melted butter with 2 teaspoons each vanilla
extract and kosher salt; drizzle over 16 cups hot popcorn. Toss with 2 cups each

mini marshmallows, chocolate chips and toasted pecans. Spread on baking sheets
and bake at 350 degrees F until the marshmallows and chocolate are slightly melted,
about 2 minutes.
21. Szechuan: Heat 1 cup each peanuts and dried arbol chiles, 1/2 cup each peanut
oil, sesame seeds and Szechuan peppercorns, and 4 teaspoons each sugar and kosher
salt in a large skillet over medium heat until the nuts and chiles are toasted, 4
minutes; pour over 16 cups hot popcorn. Toss with2 tablespoons toasted sesame oil.

22. Sriracha-Lime: Whisk 5 tablespoons melted butter with 1/4 cup Sriracha, 1 1/2
teaspoons grated lime zest and 1 tablespoon lime juice; drizzle over 16 cups hot
popcorn and toss. Season with salt.

23. Chipotle: Melt 4 tablespoons butter with 2 tablespoons chipotle hot sauce and 1
tablespoon chipotle chile powder; drizzle over 16 cups hot popcorn. Toss with 2
cups corn nuts. Season with salt.

24. Crunchy Ramen: Soak two 3-ounce packages ramen noodles (any flavor; reserve
the packets) in warm water, 4 minutes; pull apart and pat dry. Heat 1/4 inch
vegetable oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Fry the noodles in a single
layer until crisp; drain. Break into pieces; toss with 8 cups hot popcorn, and the
flavor packets to taste.
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25. Curry: Melt 1 stick butter in a saucepan over low


heat. Add 2 cups each golden raisins and pistachios, 3
tablespoons sugar and 1 tablespoon curry powder

and cook 2 minutes; toss with 16 cups hot popcorn


and 2 teaspoons kosher salt.

26. Thai Curry: Heat 1/2 inch vegetable oil in a


medium saucepan to 350 degrees F. Fry 4 ounces rice
vermicelli until crisp, about 20 seconds; drain. Warm
1/4 cup each red Thai curry paste and vegetable oil

and 1 teaspoon kosher salt in the microwave, 1


Curry

minute; drizzle over 16 cups hot popcorn. Toss with 2


cups roasted cashews and the fried noodles.

27. Jamaican Jerk: Whisk 5 tablespoons melted butter with 1 1/2 tablespoons jerk
seasoning, 1 teaspoon curry powder and 1/4 teaspoon cayenne; drizzle over 16 cups

hot popcorn. Toss with 1 cup toasted coconut and 2 teaspoons grated lime zest.
Season with salt.

28. Zaatar: Whisk 6 tablespoons melted butter, 2 tablespoons zaatar spice blend
and 1 teaspoon kosher salt; drizzle over 12 cups hot popcorn and toss with 4 cups
broken pita chips.

29. Mole: Whisk 6 tablespoons each melted butter and jarred mole sauce; toss with
16 cups hot popcorn. Season with salt.
30. Cajun: Melt 4 tablespoons butter with 1 tablespoon Cajun seasoning, 1 teaspoon
grated lemon zest, 1/4 teaspoon cayenne and 2 chopped scallions; drizzle over 16
cups hot popcorn and toss. Season with salt.

31. Buffalo: Melt 6 tablespoons butter with 1/3 cup Buffalo hot sauce; toss with 16
cups hot popcorn, 1/2 cup crumbled blue cheese and some celery leaves. Season
with salt.

32. Caesar: Heat 1/3 cup olive oil, 4 minced anchovy fillets and 1 teaspoon each
grated garlic and lemon zest over medium heat,2 minutes; drizzle over 12 cups hot
popcorn. Toss with 4 cups toasted bread cubes and 1/3 cup grated parmesan. Season
with salt.

33. Herb: Toss 16 cups hot popcorn with 6 tablespoons melted butter, 1/4 cup each
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chopped fresh parsley, chives, tarragon and chervil, and 2 teaspoons kosher salt.
34. French Onion: Dip Melt 6 tablespoons butter

with a 1-ounce packet onion soup mix; toss with 16


cups hot popcorn and a 6-ounce package Frenchfried onions..

35. Salt and Vinegar: Combine 1/4 cup malt vinegar


French Onion

and 2 teaspoons kosher salt in a small spray bottle;


shake to dissolve the salt. Spray over 16 cups hot
popcorn

36. Barbecue: Melt 4 tablespoons butter with 1 teaspoon each cumin, paprika,
granulated garlic, chili powder and barbecue sauce, and a pinch of cayenne; toss
with 12 cups hot popcorn and 4 cups lightly crushed barbecue potato chips. Season
with salt.

37. Margarita: Melt 6 tablespoons butter with 2


tablespoons each lime juice and tequila, 2 teaspoons
each sugar and kosher salt, and 1 1/2 teaspoons
grated lime zest in a skillet over medium heat; drizzle

over 12 cups hot popcorn and toss with 4 cups lightly


crushed lime-flavored tortilla chips.

38. Blue CheeseAlmond: Drizzle 4 tablespoons


melted butter over 16 cups hot popcorn; toss with 1
Margarita

cup each crumbled blue cheese and toasted sliced


almonds, and 1 teaspoon kosher salt.

39. Peanut Butter: Heat 1 cup honey and 3/4 cup sugar over medium heat, stirring,
until the sugar dissolves, about 5 minutes. Stir in 1 cup peanut butter and 1
teaspoon each vanilla extract and kosher salt until smooth; pour over 16 cups hot
popcorn and 2 cups peanuts and toss. Spread on baking sheets and let cool.

40. Peanut ButterBanana: Make Peanut Butter


Popcorn (No. 39), adding 1 cup dried banana chips
and 1/2 cup chocolate chips with the peanuts.
41.

Strawberry:

Pulse

cup

freeze-dried

strawberries and 6 tablespoons confectioners sugar


in a food processor until powdery. Drizzle 4

tablespoons melted butter over 16 cups hot popcorn


Peanut ButterBanana

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and sprinkle with the strawberry sugar. Toss with 1


cup freeze-dried strawberries.

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42. Tropical: Spread 2 cups sweetened shredded


coconut on a baking sheet and bake at 350 degrees F

until golden, about 10 minutes. Toss with 16 cups


hot popcorn, 1 1/2 cups chopped dried pineapple
and 3 tablespoons each confectioners sugar and
melted butter. Season with salt.

43. Yogurt-Granola: Melt 6 tablespoons butter with


2 tablespoons each brown sugar and honey over

medium heat, stirring, until the sugar dissolves, 3


Tropical

minutes; drizzle over 12 cups hot popcorn. Toss with


4 cups granola and 2 cups yogurt-covered raisins.
Season with salt.

44. Cinnamon Sugar: Drizzle 6 tablespoons melted butter over 12 cups hot popcorn;
toss with 4 cups cinnamon cereal (such as Cinnamon Toast Crunch), 1/3 cup sugar,
2 teaspoons cinnamon and 1 teaspoon kosher salt.
45. Maple-Pecan: Heat 2 cups sugar, 1 cup maple syrup and 1/2 cup light corn
syrup in a large pot until it reaches 260 degrees F on a candy thermometer, about 12

minutes. Add 3 cups pecans and cook 2 minutes. Stir in 3 tablespoons butter until
melted, then pour over 16 cups hot popcorn; toss to coat. Spread on baking sheets
and let cool.

46. Sticky Marshmallow: Melt 8 cups mini marshmallows and 6 tablespoons butter
with 1/2 cup each sugar and light corn syrup in a large saucepan over medium heat,

stirring; pour over 16 cups hot popcorn. Add 4 cups cornflakes and mix well.
Season with salt.

47. Chocolate Drizzle: drizzle melted chocolate over popcorn.


48. Lemony Kale: Make the super food tempting to any palate by grinding it up with
a fragrant blend of lemon, sea salt, and grape seed oil. Toss it all with a bunch of
popcorn

49. Kettle Corn: Mix 1/2 cup confectioners sugar, 2 tablespoons granulated sugar
and 1 teaspoon kosher salt in a small bowl; set aside. Heat a few popcorn kernels in

1/4 cup vegetable oil in a large pot over medium-high heat until one pops. Add 3/4
cup popcorn kernels and cover. Cook, shaking the pot occasionally, until the
popcorn starts rapidly popping. Crack the lid open and pour in the sugar mixture.
Cover and cook, shaking the pot, until the popping subsides

50. Masala Popcorn: Dress up your popcorn in Bollywood glam with the addition of
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metabolism-spiking chili powder, infection-fighting turmeric, and a pinch of


asafetida to help with digestion. To go really traditional, temper the powders in the
oil before adding to the popcorn for the most even distribution of flavors.

Hope you enjoy making these recipes!

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Clean Up Anthem
.when the Unicorns are done in the kitchen!
Eh, Eh,

Gonna
Eh, Eh,

( Gonna clean mah room


Gonna clean mah room
Gonna get a broom

And a vac-vac-cume ) x 4
( Clean mah room ) x 15 Gonna get a.
( Clean mah room ) x 10
( Clean ) x 4 Gonna get a.

Cause Im lyin n Im always tryna clean mah room

Because Im lyin n Im always tryna clean mah room


( And it never happens ) x 4

( And then my mom get tightened ) x 2


And then she yell at me
And then I go to sleep

Cause Im never

( Gonna clean mah room


Gonna clean mah room
Gonna get a broom

And a vac-vac-cume ) x 3
Gonna clean mah room
Gonna clean mah room

Come and save us oh my god


Gonna
We dont like it clean

Hands up if you like it dirty

I think Ill be living like this till Im thirty

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You silly big willy you really thought Lilly and me would clean up but clearly were filthy baby
Oh lord have mercy

We dont like it clean

Hands up if you like it dirty


Sick on the beat

Follow me you lookin thirsty


( You lookin thirsty ) x 2

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CHAPTER
3
LAUGH OUT LOUD

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By: Suryansh
@TeamSuperMumbai

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By: Farhat
@TSToronto
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By: Anagha
@TeamSuperDubai

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By: Fatima
@teamsupersudan

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By: Kristina
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Jokes Section
by Danelle@TeamSuperSA
&
Shreyoshi@ShreyaTeamSuper

1. When I was young I didnt like to go to weddings. My grandmother would tell me: Youre
next!! However, she stopped after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

2. What fur do we get from a Tiger? As fur away as possible.


3. Why does the ocean twinkle at night? Its full of starfish.

4. What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow? An animal that can milk itself!
5. Why oysters do not share their pearls? Because they are shellfish!
6. How do fish without cars get around? Octo-bus.

7. What is common between a tree and a dog? Both Dog and Tree lose their bark when they die.
8. What do bees do when they want to use public transport? Wait at the buzz stop.
9. Whats as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Its shadow.

10. Why didnt the skeleton cross the road? Because it didnt have the guts too.
11. Why didnt the skeleton go to the matric dance? Because it had no body to go with.
12. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
13. What do you call a guy stuck under a car? Jack.

14. What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? Youre too small to smoke.
15. What did the one wall say to the other? Ill meet you in the corner.
16. What do you call someone with no knees? Tony
17. Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of
the mug before you drink.

18. My friend says he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him What was
the name of his other leg?

19. Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says: Why are you
arguing? One boy answers, We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever
tells the biggest lie. Teacher: You should be ashamed of yourselves. When I was your age I
didnt even know what a lie was. The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

20. A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him theres a strict policy about having snails
in the bar and kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the
barman What did you do that for?
21. Whats the difference between a brick and a ginger? A brick gets laid.
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22. Teacher: Kids, what does the chicken give you? "Kids: Meat. "Teacher: Very good! Now
what does the pig give you? "Kids: Bacon. "Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give
you? "Kids: Homework!

23. Where does the fish keep their money? In a river-bank!


24. When is it bad luck to see a black cat? When youre a mouse!

25. Why is it easy to spot Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!


26. What steps will you take if a tiger is running towards you? Big steps to run!
27. Which is the strongest animal? A snail, because he always carries his house on his back.
28. How do prawns and clams communicate? With shell-phones!

29. How to irritate an archeologist? Show him a used pad and ask him which period it belongs
to.

30. There are only two things men really like women to do in a hurry : Dress & Undress.
31. A family of mice was surprised by a big cat. The Father mouse jumped up and said bowwow! and the cat ran away. The Baby mouse asked What was that father?
Well son, this is why it is important to learn a second language.
32. Teacher : Do you have trouble making decisions?
Student : Well.yes and no.

33. Recipes are like dating profiles. They never look like the picture.
34. If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?

35. In the 90s if a woman said my eyes are up here it was because a guy was staring at her
chest Today its because hes staring at his phone.
36. Hilarious slogan for a company that sells spectacles : Buy our glasses if you ever want to see
your children again!

37. Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the
keys into the door before the killer gets you.

38. Whoever snuck the s in fast food is a clever person.


39. Mario is definitely homeless. He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around
in sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms.

40. Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for
maximum damage.

41. Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better
dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
42. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
43. What type of Bee make milk instead of honey? BOO-BEES

44. What's The Difference Between Snow-Men and Snow-Women?


-Snow Balls!!

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Emoticons On Fleek

When you made a funny pun.

When your crush compliments your

When you get the last slice of Pizza.

When they don't sell popcorn at the

When all of your favorite characters die

When you realize you have to pee when

on your favorite TV show


..
..
..
..
..
Game Of Thrones

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outfit of the day.

movies.

you are in the middle of nowhere.

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CHAPTER
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CREATIVE
CORNER

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HOW TO WAKE UP
Hello

, I'm Kristina and I'm going to tell you how to properly wake up in the morning
( or afternoon like in your case ,Lilly

). I'm going to start with simple steps

to the best way of starting your day :

1. Before the actual ,, getting up " check your phone


Facebook , Twitter and of course YouTube

You go onto Lilly's Instagram ,


Because let's face it ... The only way I'm

going to get up without step 1 will be if someone comes and drags me out of bed
themselves

2. Go have breakfast

. Eat , enjoy ... Wait ! What breakfast ?! Not without a ,,

I'm so full I can't even breathe " t-shirt !!


3. Now it's time to go to the
laptop

Wuddup t-shirt reference !!

! But never forget your phone , tablet or even

. Because you only have a certain amount of time to spend with Lilly

because of school , work and other distractions , so you might as well.


4. You've just been to the

so you might as well hop into the

. But as said in

step 3 you don't want to waste any time so ... Yep you're gonna take your phone or tablet
( Not laptop this time ! ) in the shower with you ...

Now for some people this may

be difficult , so if you can't put your phone/tablet in the shower so you can watch ... Just
put it somewhere else so that you can hear
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So !! By now you have woken up in the best way possible

!! Enjoy your day further and

remember that a positive mind brings positive results , so be the best version of your unicorn
self !!
Lots of love ,

Kristina
@@TeamSuperSA_

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Mother Unicorns Dictionary Of Awesomeness


Attention: This dictionary is not completed. Feel free to fill the gaps with words and phrases you
or you and your friends use a lot or have created. Also you can give your own meanings to the
words and phrases already put into your personalized dictionary!

This is a Junicorn Island and Mama Unicorn project!


Term
Air Canada

Meaning
The reason when

something goes wrong or


not like first expected.

Awesome Sauce

e.g.
My Mac n' cheese is cold!
.Thanks Air Canada!

When something is more

This Awesome Sauce

When you need to swear

This Bumbaclat WiFi is

than perfect.

Beyonc sweatshirt.

Babe
Bae
Bomb.com
Bumbaclat
CHA
Chipotle
Clean mah batti
Dawg
Dismiss yourself
Doe
Dope
Flawless
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Hein
Hella rude
If you like it subscribe
Im so full I cant even
breath

Im so sleepy/tired
Keepin it real
LAYERED with butter

The only right way to eat

Leh

You gotta say Leh, when its

popcorn.

ridiculous as hell.

(Whaddup song reference)


Let me bruk it down
Meow
Panty change
Peeta

The pimple who likes to


visit.

Pueblo
Shantoodle
Shemurr
Slay
Team Super
The Rock
TRUE
Turn up
Unicorny
Whaddup?!
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Whaddup......reference!
Whats in the combo?
Who?
Woes
Word
Worst

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DRINKING GAME

SAVE UNICORN ADELHEID


Unicorn Adelheid was kidnapped by Lord Charlie the cruel vampire.

You can save her by gaining Skittles (Skittles=points...sorry I couldnt send real Skittles :( )
First, choose a color.

The youngest player begins by uncovering a card.

Every card has a task you have to complete. If you succeed, you get Skittles. If you
fail, you have to take a shot or more, depending on the card. Mix the cards well!
The cards are divided in three categories:

pantomime(If the other person guesses correctly you get 2 Skittles. If not, take a shot. You

have one minute)

If there are more than two players the person on the left has to guess.

describing (If the other person guesses correctly you get 1 Skittle. If not take a shots. You

have one minute)

If there are more than two players, the person on your right has to guess.

Dares (by doing the dares you get 4 Skittles. But if you back out of it or don't do it

correctly you have to take two shots! The rest of the players have to take one shot.)
You can also play in teams!!

The person who gets 20 Skittles first will save Adelheid and win the game!
Feel free to use real Skittles...at least you can eat them
Nevertheless I made fake Skittles :D

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QUIZZES WITH THE QUEEN

Do you smell what THE ROCK is cooking???

Q1) How much was The Rock paid for his role in The Scorpion King?
(a) $3.5 Million

(b) $5.5 Million

(c) $1.9 Million


(d) $4.4 Million
Q2) In what sport did The Rock specialize in before joining wrestling?
(a) Basketball
(b) Tennis

(c) Football
(d) Hockey
Q3) When is The Rocks birthday?
(a) 2nd October, 1972

(b) 3rd November, 1972


(c) 12th August, 1971
(d) 2nd May, 1972

Q4) What is The Rocks debut film?


(a) Longshot

(b) The Scorpion King


(c) Beyond the Mat
(d) Be Cool
Q5) The Rock graduated from Miami in 1995, with a Bachelor of General Studies in two subjects.
Which were the two subjects?
(a) Physiology, Psychology
(b) Psychology, Botany

(c) Criminology, Physiology


(d) Criminology, Botany

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Is SELENA GOMEZ really your Bae ? REALLY???


Q1) What is Selena Gomezs favorite snack?
(a) Fruit Salad

(b) Chocolate Chip Cookies


(c) Peanut Butter Sandwich
(d) Jelly Beans
Q2) Where did Selena Gomez meet Demi Lovato for the first time?
(a)During the shoot of Barney & Friends
(b)At a pub

(c)At the MTV Music Award ceremony

(d) Justin Bieber introduced her to Demi


Q3) What is one snack Selena wants to invent?
(a) Savoury Skittles
(b) Red Chilli Gum
(c) Pickle Gum

(d) Peanut Butter Gum


Q4) What is Selena Gomezs favorite movie genre?
(a)Romance
(b)Horror

(c)Comedy
(d) Thriller
Q5) What was Selenas characters name in Wizards of Waverly Place?
(a) Gwen Russo
(b) Alice Russo

(c) Gianna Russo


(d) Alex Russo

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Winter is not coming! GAME OF THRONES is!!!


Q1) What was the name of Daenerys' power-hungry brother, who arranged her marriage to
Dothraki warlord Khal Drogo?
(a) Ramsey Bolton
(b) Petyr Bealish

(c) Prince Viseyrs Tagareyn


Q2) What was the name of the witch burned alive by Daenerys on the funeral pyre of Khal Drogo?
(a) Myrcella Baratheron
(b) Pyatt Pree
(c) Mirri Maz Duur
Q3) What does Harrenhal prisoner Jaqen H'ghar promise Arya after she saves his life?
(a) A chest of gold

(b) To Kill three people of her choosing=


(c) A new sword
Q4) What is the name of a person that can enter the minds of animals?
(a) A warg=

(b) Grand Maester


(c) A sellsword
Q5) Why does Daenerys banish Ser Jorah Mormont from Meereen?
(a) Because he refused to kill the slaves

(b) Because he had been spying on her for Robert Baratheron


(c) Because he had been sending letters to Tywin Lannister

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RAPTORS, well... Make sure u ain't SOUTH!!


Q.1 Which Raptor holds the record for most consecutive seasons played?
(a) Morris Peterson
(b) Jose Calderon
(c) Andrea Bargnani
(d) Alvin Williams

Q.2 When hes not playing basketball this player oversees his own pig farm.
(a) Jonas Valanciunas
(b) Jose Calderon
(c) Linas Kleiza

(d) Quincy Acy


Q.3 Originally this Raptor selected uniform No. 11 but gave it up when a veteran traded to the club
requested it.
(a) Ed Davis

(b) Andrea Bargnani


(c) DeMar DeRozan
(d) Jose Calderon

Q.4 This present-day Raptor shared a high-school court with Emeka Okafor.
(a) Landry Fields

(b) John Lucas III


(c) Domenic McGuire
(d) Kyle Lowry

Q.5 In which year was the Raptors founded?


(a) 1993

(b) 1994
(c) 1995

(d) 1996

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How well do you know YOUTUBE?!


Q.1 Name the founder(s) of YouTube

(a) Steve Chen, Chad Hurley, Jawed Karim


(b) Evan Williams, Noah Glass, Jack Dorsey, Biz Stone
(c) Brian Acton, Jan Koum
(d) Mark Zuckerberg

Q.2 When is YouTubes birthday?


(a) 14th March, 2005

(b) 14th November, 2004

(c) 14th February, 2005 =


(d) 14th April, 2005

Q.3 Which is the most viewed YouTube video?


(a) Justin Beibers Baby

(b) Nicki Minajs Anaconda


(c) PSYs Gangam Style =

(d) Shakiras Waka Waka


Q.4 In what date did Felix Arvid Ulf Kjeillberg aka PewDiePie upload his first video?
(a) 30th March, 2010
(b) 12th July, 2010

(c) 24th October, 2009


(d) 29th April, 2010 =

Q.5 Rank the following according to the number of subscribers they have.
(a) Jenna Marbles
(b) Smosh

(c) PewDiePie
(d) HolaSoyGerman

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May the odds be ever in your favor in this HUNGER GAMES QUIZ !!!
Who does Katniss live with?

a) Her mother, brother, and sister


b) Her mom and dad
c) Her mother and little sister
d) Her dad and little sister

What district works with lumber?


a) District 7
b) District 8

c) District 12
d) District 3
How did Katniss's father die?
a) He fell off the roof of his house
b) Starvation

c) Mine explosion
d) He was a contestant in the Hunger Games
Effie Trinket doesn't like what?
a) Bad manners

b) Being off schedule


c) Haymitch Abernathy
d) All of the above
Since when has Peeta had a crush on Katniss?
a) Since he was five

b) Since he first laid eyes on her


c) Since the reaping

d) Never. He only pretends to love her

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What does Peeta tell Katniss she isn't good at?


a) Lying

b) Kindness
c) Singing
d) All of the above
What is the name of the berries that kills "Foxface"?
a) Poison Blackberries

b) Deadly Blackberries
c) Nightlock
d) Never said
In the cave, Katniss tells Peeta the story of when...
a) she shot her first deer
b) she met Gale
c) her dad died

d) she bought Prim a goat


In which Hunger Games does Katniss compete?
a) 80th

b) 74th
c) 73th

d) c76th
Cato dies from...
a) Starvation
b) Mutations

c) Another tribute
d) Katniss kills him with an arrow

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When does Peeta discover that Katniss is acting her love for him?
a) In the cave

b) At his new home in the Victor Village


b) At an interview
d)Outside the train going to District 12

Most people in the Seam have what color of eyes?


a) gray

b) light blue
c) topaz

d) muddy brown

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ML

JU

(1) A RIPT OT NIUROCN DALSIN


(2) NECLA UP METANH
(3) EON ELOV MUWPORSNEA
(4) JAAPMETER HISGN
(5) XIJSENCZYREAL
(6) SKA PWENURMOSA LVEI
(7) NOAHISEIN
(8) EHTOLSADON
(9) BULMHE ETH TOPE
(10) JNONYH PEPD

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WORDS!!

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COMPLETE THE

DOTS

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1.

Let's start with something easy, connect the dots with


the matching colored numbers.

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2.

Did u do the first one??? Super cool!! This one is easy


as well; connect the dots with the matching colored
numbers.

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3.

How did the previous two go?? Pretty good... Now


let's see if u can do this! Connect the dots with the
matching colored numbers and letters.

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S
T
O
R
Y
T
I
M
E

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Lana Steele meets Manjeet and Paramjeet


By Suryansh Verma

@TeamSuperMumbai

There has been a robbery at Lilly's house...


Paramjeet's earrings has been stolen! Lilly is in LA, leaving her parents to
handle this situation all by themselves.
Paramjeet and Manjeet call the cops, they send Lana Steele to the rescue.

Enter Lana Steele


Paramjeet- Aye? Who ju bloody are?
Manjeet- Ya! Ya! They are all corrupt thieves. Thinking, oh! Brown
people nice people, go steal from their house. Make them sad!
Lana: My name is Lana Steele. The cops sent me.
Paramjeet: Hein? Ju steal? Ju steal what?
Lana: No! My surnames Steele!
Manjeet: Oh! Paramjeet, don't she look like Lilly?
Paramjeet: Haww. Sachi! She bloody like stupad Lilly!
Lana: Who is this Lilly? Why is everyone saying that I'm looking like some
Lilly? Some Wonder woman? Some Superwoman?
Paramjeet: She our jusless daughter. Gone to bloody LA.
Manjeet: Ya! She leave her sweet parents all alone! Bloody jusless
daughter!
Lana: Ohkkay.. I heard that there's been a robbery at your house?
Earrings worth $5000 have been stolen?
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Paramjeet: Yes! My earrings! My lovely earrings. My mummyji gave it to


me when I get married
Manjeet: Paramjeet kept the earrings for 30 years! Ju know how much 30
years is? Ju not 30 years!
Lana: Take me to the crime scene.

Takes Lana to the crime scene..


Lana: Oh my god!
Paramjeet: Stupad robber find only my house to steal?
Manjeet: Ya! They think happy Indian family, let's make them sad. Curry
eater family. Stupad
Lana: Well, look, it's a broken nail here! Black nail polish. Who puts black
nail polish?

Manjeet and Paramjeet in deep thought.


Manjeet and Paramjeet together: OUR STUPAD DAUGHTER LILLY!
Lana: Shmurr?
Manjeet: She go to MTV music awards in LA. Bloody Raccoon!
Lana: I guess your daughter has borrowed your earrings to look good for
The Rock!
Paramjeet: I bloody call her now!

Phone conversation
Paramjeet: Ju bloody stupad!
Lilly: What happened, Mom? I'm at the MTV Music awards, what's up?
Paramjeet: Ju steal my earrings? Ju thief now?
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Lilly: I didn't steal it! I borrowed it for the MTV music awards..
Paramjeet: Hein. The Rock will also be there na. He might be thinking
who is this raccoon wearing so nice earrings.
Lilly: Mom! The Rocks here. Bye!
Paramjeet: Lilly? Lilly? Bloody stupad!
Disconnects call...
Manjeet: Lana, I.. Sorry we say thank you to you for coming and doing
investigation and all
Lana: My pleasure!
Paramjeet: Is there anything we can do for you?
Lana: Yeah! You could watch my series Lana Steele- Makeup spy, every
Friday!
Manjeet: Okay. Good!
Paramjeet: We surely watch! Bye
Lana: Goodbye!
Paramjeet laughs villianously.

Cuts to black

End

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THE CHRONICLES OF SUPERWOMAN


BY SHREYOSHI DEY
@ShreyaTeamSuper

PROLOGUE
Once upon a time, in a faraway land there existed a kingdom called Escuro Stritis. It
was a kingdom ruled by an evil King Joffrey Baratheon, hence upholding the name
Escuro Stritis The Dark Realm.

There was no light; only shadows and lurking darkness surrounded by cold hard

walls. The place looked deserted but only so at first glance. In the cocoons of sadness
and fear thrived the subjects of that godforsaken kingdom. The sky was always

churning with dark grey clouds and storms brewing inside while the land remained
shrouded in its darkness, thick fog rolling across its harsh, rocky and ominous
terrain.

Legend has it that the kingdom was raised and nurtured by five extremely powerful
and immortal warlocks since the start of time : Terror the Fearsome, Gloom the

Unhappy, Anger the Resentful, Hatred the Loathsome and Failure the Unsuccessful.
The warlocks chose a worthy champion and elected them as their king every half a

century. The kings of course were just marionettes, their strings being pulled by the
warlocks powers.

Each day millions of people fell prey to the dark realms powers and became

prisoners. For years these prisoners tried to escape, and some even did, to some

extent, but the darkness had taken strong hold on their weak minds and always
forced them to lose hope and return. Never to leave again.

King Joffrey lived off the powers of Terror, Anger and Hatred the most. Escuro Stritis
grew every day and became the most powerful kingdom. Anybodys living

nightmare. The subjects of Escuro Stritis desperately needed a savior. Was there a
hero who could rescue them from this nightmare?

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Nightmare Calls
IF YA SMELaLaLaLaLaLaLLLL.....What the Rock......is cooking!

The television speakers boomed and vibrated as the cheering crowd cheered even

louder as Dwayne Johson better known as The Rock made his entrance in Wrestle

Mania. But the girl in front of the television was the loudest, jumping up and down
with excitement clutching a stuffed soft toy of her idol The Rock.

It was one of those rainy days and Lilly hated the weather. No, not hated just

strongly disliked. Lilly Singh, a 21 year old pretty Indian girl born and brought up

in Scarborough, Ontario, Canada idolized the actor and wrestler Dwayne Johnson.
Lilly lived with her parents, her elder sister already married. Throughout her

childhood Lilly remained a tomboy even though she came up with the concept of

calling herself Superwoman and sporting a ring with an S on it after she heard a
song of that same name at the age of 8.

She was a cheerful person by nature but everybody has their gloomy days. Today

was one such day. In fact Lilly has been going through a rough time for quite some

time now. During such times she engaged herself with things that she liked. But this

phase wasnt being easy on her and even her idol couldnt help her emerge from the
gloom.

Lilly fangirled a little over the wrestler for a while then returned to sulking and

crying as she has been doing for over a week now. Dark thoughts crossed her mind
often. She cried herself to sleep every night, wishing to not wake up again. As days
passed, there came a time when Lilly stopped interacting with people and kept

herself locked in her room, refusing to eat and nothing at all could comfort her.
Depression and hopelessness had gripped her mind and soul tightly.

This was when Lilly decided to give it a last try; maybe watching The Rock do his

thing might lift her spirits this time. And so she watched, cheered even, but knew in
her heart that nothing had changed. She could still feel the void. She switched off

the television and sat down in the corner of her room, drawing her knees up to her
chest, wrapping her arms around them and closed her eyes.

Lilly was a degree holder in psychology and knew exactly what this stance meant.
But what she didnt know was how to retrieve oneself from this desolation into
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feeling better.

I dont wanna listen. I dont wanna see. I dont wanna open my eyes. Nobody

understands me. Nobody listens to me. Nobody wants to be with me. I dont have

friends. There is no tomorrow, I can never be happy. I dont like anything. I wanna
be alone. I dont wanna open my eyes. I dont want help.

Lilly kept repeating these words in her mind as though chanting a mantra as tears
escaped through the corners of her eyes trickling down her cheeks and for the

umpteenth time that week she curled up on the floor and cried herself to sleep.

As she slept, something tugged at her soul. A strong force, pulling her towards it like
a magnet and she drifted towards it. Lilly found herself in a circular chamber, high
ceilinged, dark & damp. She took a few steps forward and squinted through the

oppressive atmosphere and saw the most hideous chair ever. No, that wasnt a chair.
It was a throne. An obsidian stone throne, its armrests gilded with iron. Seated on it

was a pale skinned, grey and cold eyed boy. An evil smirk played across his face and
his eyes glinted with malice. The chamber had five ominous looking doors, each

guarded by a stumpy hooded figure. Only the hands and bare feet of these figures

could be seen which were gnarled and shrivelled. The sight repulsed Lilly so much
that she had no desire to see under the hoods.

Suddenly the pale boy spoke in a raspy undertone that made her shiver.

The power of Escuro Stritis calls you. I am your king. Bow down to me.

What the shemurr! What king? Who are you? What is this place? Lilly bombarded
the pale boy who called himself king with her usual boldness that she never let go.

The boy king squirmed a little. He had not seen anybody resist the warlocks powers
and disrespect him. The girls bluntness had thrown him off guard but he regained

his composure almost instantly. I am Joffrey Baratheon and you shall refer to me as
King. This is Escuro Stritis, the dark realm and you are my

prisonerahem.subject. I meant subject. Now bow down to me.

Lilly did not bow, instead she backed away rapidly and felt another tug at her gut.

She felt being swept backward like a feather riding the whooshing winds and then
landed hard on a dark rocky terrain. She rubbed her eyes trying to get rid of the

foggy vision but quickly realized it wasnt the eyes that conjured hazy images. The
surroundings were actually immersed in low hanging swirling mist and fog. She

looked up to see grey storm clouds hovering in the sky obscuring any form of light
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from penetrating, plunging the land in eternal darkness. Through the mist she saw

murky wraith like shadows, heard moaning and wailing through the gloom. A cold
hard feeling creeped over her, twisting itself around her mind and trying to take
control by dismissing any good vibes or hopes.

Lilly woke with a jolt, breathing hard. Its all a dream, just a dream, she told herself.
But even by the standards of nightmare this was terribly depressing. She got up a

little disoriented and made her way towards the bed. She checked the time on her
wall clock, it was half past 1 at night. Lilly flopped down on her bed, ready for

another bout of depressing thoughts and tears when she heard a noise coming from
her closet.

Dont tell me! You little buggers have taken up residence in my closet now? Two
days ago Lilly had discovered one of her favourite pair of socks nested behind the

computer desk among a network of wires with gaping holes in it. Mice! These crafty
little creatures had chewed through her socks and hidden it behind the desk,

thankfully not chewing the wires as well. Pest control had been called and the issue

had been sorted out. Or so they believed. Now Lilly suspected one of the mice might
have escaped and made itself at home in her closet, probably feasting on more
delicious socks.

She got up and walked over to the closet. Before she could touch the handle, the

door opened and two infants in lycra suits clutching a toy laser gun each tumbled
out at her feet. Lilly was so shocked she did not utter a word and just stared in

amazement. Then she noticed the pointy ears on the infants as they looked up and
let out a squeak that would have put a mouse to shame and passed out.

Infant(ry)
Lilly opened her eyes to find two pairs of round eyes gawking at her. She sat bolt

upright. The pointy eared infants she had seen before she passed out were watching
her with..was that concern in their eyes?

What..who are you? she asked, pinching her arm. She obviously must be

dreaming. 1st those hooded shrivelled hags and now pointy eared infants in lycra
suits. This is a ridiculous dream.

Do not be afraid my lady, we shall not harm you. said one. This infant was
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wearing a red lycra suit with rainbow stripes on the shoulders and a big white S
on his chest encircled by a rainbow circle. He was of an average built and spoke
with a strange accent.

I am Commander Merendir of the M&Ms Brotherhood said the other elfin looking
infant. This one was plumper than his companion and spoke in an even thicker and

stranger accent. He wore a yellow lycra suit with similar rainbow stripes around his
waist and the logo of M&M candies on his chest. And this is Commander Seron of
the Skittle Warriors. We need to speak to you Lady Lilly about some very serious
matters.

Commander.M&Ms.Skittles..infants in lycra suits with pointy ears calling


me Lady Lilly.. I must have toppled down the staircase and hurt my head. I am

hallucinating. Shemurr! Now I have to see a doctor. Lilly muttered to herself as she
pinched her forearm. Maybe she is dreaming.

Please your Ladyship, stop pinching yourself. You are only hurting yourself. And

you arent dreaming, we have come a long way for you. Said the one named Seron.

The prophecy said that the one who could escape the power of Escuro Stritis will be
the savior of that kingdom and all the others. You, my ladyship have shown the

strength to escape from the clutches of King Joffrey and the evil warlocks, you shall
be our savior.

Lilly blinked rapidly several times, trying to comprehend everything and stitch a
thread of reality that her mind would not reject.

Who are you again? M&Ms Brotherhood and Skittle Warriors? What is that? Are
you campaigning for candies? And who prophesized this whole savior of the

kingdom thing? Wait, how do you know about Joffrey and Escuro whatever? Lilly
asked calmly.

We are the warriors of happiness and positivity. We fight against despair and all
negative vibes. And we need a queen to command us. You are the chosen one my
lady. The virtuous warlocks had prophesized that a savior would come. The

warlocks grow old and weak every day as the evil warlocks of Escuro Stritis grow
stronger. Said Commander Seron.

Lilly listened raptly as Seron continued. Escuro Stritis or The Dark Realm is an

ancient kingdom weaved and nurtured by five evil warlocks. The kingdom reeks of
fear, sadness, anger, hatred and hopelessness, ruled by a king, a puppet for the
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warlocks to control. Humans have been falling prey to their evil powers and taken
prisoners for centuries. Once a prisoner is taken, they never succeed at escaping.
Some try to escape but can make only so far before being dragged back into the
gloom. The warlocks feed off these prisoners emotions and grow stronger.

The more prisoners they take the weaker our virtuous warlocks grow. Jolly the
Joyous, Brave the Fearless, Tranquil the Calm, Fond the Lover and Success the

Achiever, the five virtuous warlocks who with your help must prevail over the evil
ones or else the world will fall apart. Finished Merendir.
Oh-kayyyyy said Lilly What do you want me to do?

Come with us and lead us. Together we shall defeat the boy king Joffrey and you
shall be queen.

Lilly scoffed. I am trying to defeat my own darkness that has been eating me from

inside for days and you want me to fight this Joffrey for the world? Do I look like a
messiah to you?

You are the prophecy my lady. You are the only one who escaped Escuro Stritis.

Those tattoos you have on your wrists are proof that you have the power in you to
overthrow the boy king. Commander Seron pointed at her wrists.

Lilly looked at her tattoos on each of her wrist. One read Nirbhao which meant

Without Fear and the other read Nirvair which meant Without Hate. In that

moment she realized that there is so much more to world than her own sorrow. She
knew she had the power in her to rise from that darkness and follow the light.
Maybe even be the light herself.

My Lady, time is of essence and we are running out of it. Come with us please, the
world needs you. Said Merendir.

Lilly looked up and threw a last glance around her room then looked at the

Commanders and nodded. The three of them stood up and walked towards the

swirling rainbow colored vortex that had appeared inside the closet as if on cue.

Lets do this Commanders said Lilly and stepped through the portal followed by
the two elfin commanders.

Conclave Affairs
I am king! How can she refuse to kneel before me? Terror, how could you let her
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escape? bellowed Joffrey

Shut up you imbecile! You do not give the orders here. Snapped Anger and turned
to look at his brothers. That girl looks stronger than we imagined. She might be a

threat to this kingdom, as the prophecy said. We must make her eliminate herself or
make her our prisoner immediately.

We tried, did we not brother? replied Gloom But alas, she got away.

If our nemeses get to her first, we might face a certain doom. I hate that Fond.
Hissed Hatred in a venomous whisper.

The evil warlocks and the king of Escuro Stritis sat around a round table made of

stygian iron. On the surface were intricately carves scenes of battles, defeat, death
and despair.

I have an idea. Said Failure We shall send her a companion to win her trust then
betray her and hurt her so much that she never recovers. Then she will be our
prisoner forever.

Your ideas never work, there is a reason why you are named Failure. Retorted
Hatred.

Anger zapped Hatred with a burst of red sparks and roared Do not speak to my
brother like that or you shall pay.

Hatred flicked a finger and knocked Anger out of his chair. Gloom whimpered n
squirmed away from them as Joffrey laughed.

This was the major drawback of being evil with specific traits. The traits clashed
among themselves and often the situation went out of hand.

STOP IT ALL OF YOU! Boomed Terror, standing up and banging the table with his
fists. Everybody fell silent immediately. It is difficult to not wither under the glaring
eyes of Terror. Failure, send your best soldier to bring her down. AND YOU MUST
NOT FAIL. The rest of you, arm this soldier with your powers. We must do this at
once. Conference dismissed.

What should I do? asked Joffrey.

Do what you do best, sit like a puppet on that throne. Replied Terror coldly.

And so the suitable candidate was elected and transformed into the soldier meant to
annihilate the girl who escaped.

In a parallel universe, Lilly found herself standing in the middle of a beautiful white
marble palace. A grand chandelier hanging overhead. Little sparkling orbs of light
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floated all around her lighting the room with a dazzling brilliance.

This way my lady Commander Seron said, gesturing towards a grand staircase
leading to a pair of ornate double doors.

Where are we? asked Lilly, mesmerized by the beauty.


This is Misol Eto, The Paragon of Virtue. This is the palace of the virtuous warlocks.
Replied Merendir with a courteous smile. He led them over the staircase through

the double doors into a smaller and less impressive room. The walls were painted
with murals depicting various acts of kindness and happiness and beautiful calm

sceneries. In the center of the room was a moderate sized wooden and ivory table

and around it sat five old men in white togas. The men were old but had a vibrant
and gentle aura around them.

One of the old men stood up slowly and bowed slightly, smiling. Lilly Singh, the

savior of virtue. Welcome to Misol Eto my child. I am Tranquil the Calm and these
are my brothers. Please have a seat. Tranquil gestured towards the three empty

chairs while the other old men stood up and bowed too. Commanders Merendir and
Seron bowed back. Lilly felt weird with all the graceful bow game taking place in
front of her but decided its good manners to do the same, so she did. The three of
them took their place in the empty chairs.

Lilly realized the old men sitting with her were the virtuous warlocks. The warlock

sitting to the left side of Tranquil the Calm broke the silence first when they had all

settled down. He looked stronger than the rest of the warlocks and that was saying a
lot considering these five men looked so old and fragile.

I am Brave the Fearless, you have already met Tranquil. This is Jolly the Joyous,
Success the Achiever and Fond the Lover. He introduced the rest of the men. I

believe you have been informed by Seron & Merendir why you are brought here?
Lilly nodded then said But are you sure I am the she air quoted the words
savior of the world?

We believe in you as long as you believe in yourself child. Do you believe in


yourself? asked Success.

Lilly thought for a moment then nodded. Of course she believed in herself. She had
a few minutes ago decided to follow her heart. The words on her wrists werent just
words, they gave her strength.

Good. So you have been to Escuro Stritis and escaped. That was impressive but
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Joffrey and our nemeses will not give up. We need to prepare you. Success replied.
My brothers and I will bestow our powers upon you and the Commanders will

train you. You have a very important role to play in the upcoming battle child. You
must succeed. Peace and prosperity depends upon your success. Good luck.

Jolly clapped his hands excitedly and said Well thats that then. Commanders Seron
and Merendir, please show Lady Lilly around and make her feel at home.

Killer Rainbows & Fries!?


OH. MY. GOD. This place is amazing!! Lilly skipped down a pebbled path winding
down through a picturesque garden opening on to a huge courtyard where several
other elfin creatures sparred wielding. Are those huge French fries?

The creatures stopped sparring and looked at her with surprise then suddenly stood
at attention.

At ease brothers said Seron and the elves relaxed, but still stared at Lilly. Yes Lady
Lilly, those are indeed French fries and these are the Skittle Warriors and M&Ms
Brotherhood.

Uh huhso you expect me to fight AND defeat Joffrey with French fries and these

toy guns? Lilly grabbed the gun from Serons holster. I suppose I will ride to battle

on a bunny too? Ooh ooh I have an idea for a battle cry too. How about Surrender or

you shall taste my French fry!! She nudged Merendir on his plump belly. See what
I did there? Taste my French fry. Ha ha Im a frikkin genius. Lilly giggled.

Careful my lady Seron snatched the gun away from her. These arent toys. These
are dangerous weapons.

Absolutely, just like you Commander. Lilly patted the commanders on their heads.

Dont judge an elf by his size my lady. Grumbled Merendir smoothening the thick
bush of hair between his pointy ears. Show her what that toy gun can do Seron

Commander Seron smiled and strolled purposefully towards a fountain oozing blue
sparkles further down the courtyard. Lilly and Merendir followed. He stopped in

front of a pigeon that immediately took flight as soon as it sensed the proximity of
the elf. Seron shot it with a burst of rainbow colored laser from his gun. That

sudden action brought Lilly to a halt with a shocked expression clinging to her face.
The pigeon stopped mid-flight and dropped. Seron caught it before it could hit the
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ground n gently laid it down on the ground.

What did you do? Youyou shot a helpless bird Lilly stuttered.

Told you this is a dangerous weapon. Now watch. Replied the Commander and he
scooped up a pinch of the blue sparkle from the fountain n sprinkled it on the

pigeon. Nothing happened for a heartbeat, then a bright blue S glowed for a few

seconds on the pigeons tiny chest and faded. The bird fluttered its wings and flew
away seemingly unharmed.
Whoa! What was that?

Elixir, it revives any being that was hit by this laser. It also refreshes the mind with
positive vibes. My lady, these soldiers are at your command. A stab with those

French fries will remind the person whats in the combo. A burst of this laser will
cleanse the soul, strip it off all the negative vibes, leaving no traces at all. And a

sparkle of this elixir will revive the soul with positivity etched into it. Merendir
explained.

Why do you need me then? You have it all sorted out and planned dont you?

The king and the warlocks cant be defeated without you Lady Lilly. Which brings
us to the next and the most vital part of the plan. Commander Merendir walked
back inside the palace, gesturing Lilly to follow. He stopped in front of a dais on
which was a large ruby encrusted chest that Lilly had not noticed earlier.

Merendir opened the chest and Lilly peered inside. There sat a small vial that

glowed golden, pulsing with energy as though a ray of sunlight was bottled inside.

On close examination she realized that it wasnt light but sparkles, golden sparkles.
This is Cosmo, the only poison that will defeat the king and the warlocks. On the

26th of September there will be a double rainbow in the sky. A once in a blue moon

occurrence. This is when all the inhabitants of Escuro Stritis will be most vulnerable.
This is when we must attack, only you can do this.

Messy Room is a Life Saver


Lilly stepped out of the closet into her room. Yes, thats right, out of the closet

because that is where the return portal from Misol Eto opened. She was really tired,
all this teleportation via portals and cramming extraordinary events into her head
drained her energy. It was almost dawn. She decided to get some sleep before her
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mom wakes her up screaming at her to clean the room. Oh boy, I probably will need
a clean-up anthem someday to take care of this messy room, she thought before
passing out on top of all her unicorn pillows on the bed.

Lilly was walking through dark corridor; faint lights flickered from the low ceiling
and the walls were slick with dripping greasy liquid. There were no sounds except

the sound of dripping water, like in a sewage. Thankfully the dungeon did not stink
like one. She reached a dead end.

What is this place? she muttered to herself.

Hello Lilly Singh, this is going to be a place you will never get out of.

Lilly turned around to face another pale faced boy, much like Joffrey Baratheon only
lankier. Though he had beefy arms, Lilly noted. Uh huh, and you are?

Peeta Mellark, you may call me your doom. Replied the boy as he advanced slowly
with measured steps. Lilly realized he was holding a spiked club.

That is a pretty large club. How are you even holding it up? Lilly asked, backing
away slowly. She realized there was no way out of this. She had to keep Peeta
talking.

I was built to wield this. And you were built to be at the striking end of this club.
And he hefted the club and swung with all his might at Lilly. She ducked and the
spikes hit the wall where her face was just a millisecond ago.

You are fast, but are you fast enough girl? Said Peeta and struck again. A section of
the stone wall had crumbled off from the previous assault. Lilly shifted sideway,

stumbled on the gravels covered with the same greasy liquid from the walls and
landed on all fours, grazing her palms.

Her heartbeat raced as she soaked in the situation which was pretty bleak at the
moment. Peeta was lumbering forward, preparing for another fatal blow of his

wicked looking club. This was it, Lilly had no place to run. She would be bashed to
death, minced like meat.

Shemurr!! She said and raised her arm in a feeble attempt to protect herself. Oh
well, if she was going to die, she might as well have an unscathed face because
priorities, who wants to have a minced pie for a face?

OYI LILLY!! JU STILL SLEEPING? GET UP JU LAZY GIRL AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
Lilly woke up with a start. Her heart felt as though it had just finished running an

Olympic marathon. There was a blinding light piercing through her closed eyelids
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and a loudspeaker boomed in her ears. No, that wasnt a loudspeaker, that was her
mom. Lilly opened her eyes a crack and saw her mom glaring at her. All the
curtains in the room were pulled open.

Do I have to give you a written notice from the court? Get up now and clean your
room. Then come down and help me with the dishes. Said Paramjeet Singh, Lillys
literally extra spicy mother.

Mom! Close the curtains please, the light is too bright. My eyes hurt. Whined Lilly,
rubbing her eyes.

Hein?? Ju know what else will hurt if ju dont get up? Your buttha! Bloody lazy.

Five minutes, I want you downstairs in five minutes or I will come and correct your

buttha. She stormed off tripping twice on a pair of fly kicks and cursing in Punjabi.
Lilly sat up, appreciating her moms nonstop scolding for the 1st time. If it hadnt
been for her, Lilly would probably be dead in her sleep.

Meanwhile, Peeta stared at the greasy wall in front of him, trying to figure out

where did the girl disappear. A moment ago he was all set to crush the pretty girl
with his club, raising it to gain full momentum and bringing it down with all the

power he had in himself only to hit the cold hard ground with a sickening thud. The
pretty girl seemed to have vanished into thin air.

DArvit! cursed Peeta. He had failed in his mission. Failure the Unsuccessful will be

Wisdom Over Hocus Pocus


Hmm. That is matter of concern my lady. We must discuss these matters with the
Lord Tranquil. We cannot have those treacherous beings sabotaging our only hope.
Concluded Commander Merendir after he received an account of the dream assault
on Lilly.

Yes please Merry, I dont want to die with a mashed up face in my dreams. And for
heavens sake stop with the ladyship. I am Lilly, just call me Lilly.

As you wish my. As you wish Lilly. Merendir smiled. Lilly had taken to calling
everybody with a nick name so Merendir became Merry.

They walked into the resting chamber of Tranquil the Calm. The old man was

meditating as he levitated a few inches above the ground. The room was filled with
the sound of gurgling water coming from a small fountain and the air was filled
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with the fragrance of sandalwood and incense. The stillness was so pronounced, it
felt like time had stopped.

Ahem Commander Merendir cleared his throat Lord Tranquil, we have a


serious situation here and we came to seek your advice on the matter.

Tranquil took a deep breath and slowly let it out, opened his eyes and looked at Lilly
with a smile. How may I help you child?

Lilly recounted the lethal dream to the warlock. Tranquil wore a deep frown as she
finished; he sighed.

I believe I do have a solution to this problem. Commander, will you please take Lilly
to our wise man Humble the Poet? His advice and his company will have a very
good effect on our brave girl.

Of course my lord, right away. If you will follow me please Lilly? replied Merendir.
What? Just like that? No hocus pocus? Lilly asked rather surprised.

All problems arent solved with hocus pocus Lils came a cheery voice from a
corridor to the left.

Thats our man right there. Chuckled Merendir.

Lilly saw a tall man clad in plain white tee shirt and black jeans strolling calmly out
of the corridor that lead to another small chamber. He was wearing a black turban

and had long beard. The man was not thin but he wasnt really pumped up too. You
could say he was muscly in the right proportions. He had a regal aura about him
which made him stand out even if he didnt try to.

Hi, I am Kanwer Singh but everybody calls me Humble the Poet. And you must be

Lilly Singh. I heard about you. The brave girl who escaped Escuro Stritis, the savior

of virtue. Its a pleasure to meet you. He shook Lillys hand firmly and immediately
a warmth spread across her heart.

Come to my humble den, we got so much to chat about. And Ill introduce to Jaz.

Oh she is an absolute sweetheart, you two will love each other. We could be BFFs!

said Humble with a cute little smile, his teeth peeking from behind the thick curtain
of beard.

Merendir gave Lilly an encouraging smile and Humble stepped aside graciously to
let Lilly enter. As she entered Humbles humble den she saw another girl sitting

cross legged on a couch, sipping coffee and playing with a dog. Lilly asserted it must
be Jaz, the girl Humble had mentioned earlier. She seemed to be of Lillys age. She
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was indeed cute and anyone could tell without even knowing Jaz that she had a
bubbly nature.

The girl looked up when she saw Lilly and Humble. Hey!! You must be Lilly. Its a
pleasure meeting you finally. Heard a lot about you. I am Jazline Saini but call me
Jaz and this is Kobe. Kobe say hi to Lils. She said and patted the dog.

They sat down and after all the pleasantries had been exchanged Lilly told them

about the dream about Peeta Mellark. Humble and Jaz gave really great advices to

deal with these dream assaults. Turned out that Humble was right. Lilly knew that

from the moment the trio had been in the same room they had become BFFs for life.
And so Lilly visited Misol Eto every day and prepared for the big battle with the

Skittle Warriors, M&Ms Brotherhood, The Commanders, The Warlocks and most
importantly with Humble & Jaz. Nothing could stop them now.

Genesis
Oyi Lilly putt, ik minute gall sun. called Manjeet Singh, Lillys over the top father.
It was past midnight, the eve of the 26th of September.
Yeah dad? Lilly walked into his study.

Eh vekhiya eh phone palat ke jawaab de reya si. Oh google nu puch ainu kidda
control vich lawaan? said Manjeet waving his iPhone.

Ugh Dad, its Siri. Its an app, you dont ask google how to discipline it. I got work to
do. Bye. Replied Lilly exasperated and left the study, rolling her eyes. Her parents
doe!

Hein? Siri? Keda Siri? Oyi Siri, ju bloody corrupt, bloody stupad. Ju listen to me ok?
I am Manjeet Singh, Chandigarh Sector 17. Lilly walked back to her room as her

dad continued threatening his phone. She called upon the magic portal in her closet
and stepped through, planting her feet firmly in the familiar fresh air of Misol Eto.
You are late today. It was Jaz; they hugged. What took you so long? What
happened?

My dad happened. He is at a shouting match with Siri at the moment.


Siri? The app? asked Jaz

Thats the one. Replied Lilly as they walked to their den where Humble was
waiting. Jaz couldnt stifle a giggle.
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Humble and Kobe greeted Lilly. The BFFs chatted for a while until Commander
Seron came looking for them.

Lilly, today is a very important day. In a few hours time as dawn breaks there will
be the rise of double rainbows in the sky. When the rainbows are fully formed and
clearly visible, we shall strike Escuro Stritis. This day shall be marked in history as
the fall of Escuro Stritis. Announced Seron. The Virtuous Warlocks, The

Commanders, Lilly, Humble and Jaz, all had assembled in the council chamber.
Are you ready child? asked Success the Achiever.

I am my lord. Replied Lilly with a confident smile.

Then may the odds be ever in your favor. Everyone kissed the 1st three fingers of
their right hand and raised the hand high.

As everyone shuffled out of the chamber, Commander Seron pulled Lilly aside. Lilly,
I know you can do it. I know you will do it. But just make sure you do not do
anything stupid and bring any harm upon yourself. Understand?

Lilly nodded in reply. Dont worry Seron, I got it all under control. I wont let you
down.

I know. I want you to take these. He stuffed a handful of skittles into her hand.
Skittles? Aww thanks Seron, I love skittles.

These arent ordinary skittles Lilly. These are custom made Skittle bombs. It

produces thick sweet smelling rainbow smoke. Good for covering an escape. The
smell will make enemies a little nauseous too. Seron told Lilly.

But when and how do I use it? Why would I need cover? Asked a confused and
curious Lilly.

You will know when the time comes. I believe you are sharp enough to figure it out
yourself. Winked Seron with a knowing smile and walked away, leaving Lilly
standing there clueless, for the moment.

Meanwhile, far away in Escuro Stritis, King Joffrey had built a huge army of men

filled with anger, hatred and revenge. Sitting on his obsidian throne he looked out

of the window of his castle at the sky. The clouds were thicker than usual, swirling

relentlessly emitting a spooky sickly green glow. But even through the ominous dark
clouds a faint outline of double rainbows could be seen. Joffrey shuddered at the
sight.

They had to win the battle today. He cant let that puny girl win, not this time. For if
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the battle was lost today then all would be lost, an entire kingdom. He would be a

failure and Anger, Terror & Hatred would skin him alive. Speaking of which, where
are the evil ones?

As if on cue, the five shrivelled warlocks glided out of the council chamber, eyes
glowing red under their hoods, their parched skin crackling with receding power.

One by one they pulled off their hoods and bared their sharp teeth at Joffrey, which
was their version of an evil grin. The sight was creepy even for the king of evil
himself.

Are you prepared for the battle today my king? Hissed Terror in his usual steely
voice as though somebody was sharpening a sword on a rock.

Y-yes squeaked a stammering Joffrey then cleared his throat and repeated with
more gusto Yes, I am ready.

Good. Terror said, coating the word with malice. We must win. Our sources

informed that the girl will come looking for you. As it is said, cut of the snakes head
and it cant bite. But the snake is smarter, it wont bite. It will wrap itself around the
attacker and crush its ribs. All five warlocks barked with laughter

The Catch
Lilly and the Commanders portaled into Escuro Stritis along with their not so large
army of the Skittle Warriors, M&Ms Brotherhood and Sparkle Fairies. The strategy
was to meet Joffreys army head on; the Skittle Warriors and M&Ms Brotherhood

shooting down their enemies with Rainbow Lasers and stabbing them with French

fries. As they fall they shall be revived with the blue sparkles by the Sparkle Fairies.
Hence, destroying all darkness and restoring peace and happiness.

The troop approached the gates of Escuro Stritis, pumped up to take down all

enemies. The battle started as soon as the gates were breached. The enemy army was

twice the size of their own and the Sparkle Fairies were no good at all at combat. But
they had aerial advantage; the Sparkle Fairies could fly and guide the infantry.

Despite the odds, the soldiers of Eto were making great progress. The first phase of
plan was achieved : Engage in combat. It was time for the second phase to take
action.

Lilly was being closely guarded by Commanders Seron & Merendir and a special
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squad of soldiers. Lilly now slipped off the battle field guarded by Seron into the

castle to look for the King. As prophesized, only Lilly could engage in combat with
the King of the Dark Realm and its warlocks and defeat the evil.

As they hurried past dark corridors, Lilly remembered that horrible dream about
Peeta Mellark, the club wielding boy who had tried to murder her in her sleep. The
corridors resembled that dungeon from her dream.

Lilly worried that their footsteps echoing in the dark will give them away and her

suspicions couldnt be any truer. As they crept into the throne room where Lilly had

her first encounter with Joffrey, they were surrounded by a phalanx of dark soldiers
and captured.

Welcome to my humble abode Lilly Singh. We have been waiting for you. Spoke
Joffrey from his throne in his cold harsh voice. On either side of him stood the

creepy old warlocks, their hoods no longer on their heads. Lilly saw the horrible

twisted monstrous faces, red glowing eyes and fang like teeth and had an urge to
squeal in horror but resisted.

Surrender Joffrey, you cannot win. We are winning the battle as you speak. Good
always prevails over evil. Said Seron calmy.

Who is this puny little elf? You brought me a pet? Aww how sweet of you.
Chuckled Joffrey

Quiet boy, stop playing with the prey and finish the deed. Cut off the snakes head.
Commanded Hatred the Loathsome.

Do that and you shall never find the Elixir. Lilly said with calm composure.

Lilly no, what are you doing? You dont tell them about the elixir. Seron struggled
against the grip of his captors.

Elixir? What Elixir? asked Gloom the Unhappy, seeming curious and possibly a
little happy for the first time.

The Elixir of eternal power that will keep you young and powerful forever. But that
is none of your concern so yeah, go ahead and cut off the snakes head. Replied
Lilly ignoring Commander Serons warnings and constant struggling.

Where is this Elixir you speak of? asked Failure, finding a spark of success for the
first time.

Let the Commander go and I will show you. You cant bargain because you cant

find it even if I tell you where it is. It will appear only to me. So dont even bother.
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Joffrey nodded at the soldiers to release Lilly and Seron. As soon as their grip had

loosened, Lilly plunged her hand into her pocket and brought out the Skittle Bombs
and threw them on the ground. Instantly the room was filled with thick sweet
smelling rainbow colored smoke.

Lilly grabbed Seron and dragged him towards the door they had come in through,
pulling out the vial of golden sparkles from her other pocket. The soldiers were

running around confused and disoriented but the smoke wasnt a good enough
distraction for the warlocks.

Anger waved his hand and shouted a command in the old tongue and instantly the
smoke cleared. Lilly and Seron were captured once again.

Well well, that was an impressive move. But the show is over. Now if you would
hand over the elixir please? said Joffrey

A soldier snatched the vial away from Lilly and handed it to Joffrey.

Yeah go ahead you douche duffel bag. Drink that entire thing, I would be happy to
see your atoms scattered around the universe. What? Dont look so shocked. You

have more than a sip of that elixir and you explode like a cosmic cloud. hissed Lilly
with loathing, now struggling against her captors grip too.

Lilly! What is wrong with you? You arent supposed to tell them that. Chided
Seron with exasperation.

Joffrey glanced at the warlocks and came to a silent agreement on sharing the elixir.
The vial contained enough for all of them to take a sip. Thank you for the advice

silly girl. Smiled Joffrey and took a sip and passed it to the others. They all took a sip
from the vial.

The effect was immediate, they felt their bodies resonate with power. It felt so good
but only for a minute. The warlocks suddenly started choking. One by one they

dropped to their knees clutching their throats. A portal appeared just above their

heads, one portal each for all five, glowing blindingly bright. One by one they were

sucked into the portals and their nemeses, the virtuous warlocks stepped in through.
It was an extraordinary sight but the most bizarre sight was that of Joffrey. The king
seemed to be having a seizure, shaking violently with an expression as though

struck by thunder until he dropped on all fours. Then his appearance started to

change, undergoing some kind of weird mutation. His face elongated, hair grew
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longer and changed hue to rainbow, ears repositioned and transformed, limbs grew
hooves. His entire form became muscular and skin tone grew paler and paler until

it turned gleaming white. At last he grew a long hairy tail made of all the colors of a
rainbow and a single sparkling horn grew out of his forehead. In place of King
Joffrey now stood a beautiful elegant stallion, a Unicorn.

A Trip To Unicorn Island


With the downfall of Escuro Stritis the appearance of the entire landscape changed.
The dark clouds in the sky cleared to make way for pink candy floss clouds. Double
rainbows peeped through the cotton candy clouds. The darkness fell off the rocky
mountains and turned into buttered popcorn like. The murky dark water flowing
through the popcorn mountains turned into chocolate. The fog cleared revealing
sparkling green and gold meadows dotted with candy flowers and marshmallow
trees. The palace walls turned from stone to diamond. The sun shone bright and
warm in the sky.

The obsidian throne glowed brilliantly then turned into a simple wooden chair.

Simplicity is beauty. Joffrey the First Unicorn trotted over to Lilly, dipped its head as
if bowing in respect and nuzzled her hair affectionately.
*Hours later*

The throne room was bursting at its seams with the revived milling crowd of former
Escuro Stritis. Lilly sat on the throne, Joffrey the First Unicorn stood to her left; on
either side of Lilly stood Commanders Seron and Merendir. Humble, Jaz and the

virtuous warlocks stood on one side. Jolly the Joyous approached the throne with a
liquorice crown and turned to address the crowd.

Welcome unicorns. Escuro Stritis has fallen and Misol Eto has been restored. Our
savior has come to our aid, the prophecy has been fulfilled. You have been freed.
You now know whats in the combo. By decree of the royal high council this

kingdom shall now be named as Unicorn Island. Said Jolly then turned to Lilly.
By all the power vested upon me, I now pronounce you Queen Lilly Singh, First of
your name Superwoman, The Mother of Unicorns and The Protector of Unicorn
Island. He placed the crown on Lillys head.

Do you, Superwoman accept all your duties towards the realm and its subjects?
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I do.

Then may the odds be ever in your favor. Everyone kissed the 1st three fingers of
their right hands and raised it high in the air.

Lilly stood up and said with a dazzling smile and appropriate hand gestures One
Love Superwoman, That is a wrap and zoop!
The sound of applause was deafening.

And so Unicorn Island was established. Lilly Singh took on the name Superwoman

and went about spreading positivity and the concept of one love. She ruled with the
help of her high council members and royal advisers Humble the Poet and Jaz and
the subjects of Unicorn Island lived happily ever after.

EPILOGUE
*2015 AT2UI, World Tour*

..And as your friend I get it. Even though I do not know you personally I get it.
And I wanna tell you why I call myself Superwoman. I call myself Superwoman

because I truly believe everyone can be their own superhero. And I know its very
easy for us to go through life thinking if I was stronger, if I was smarter, taller,

prettier then the problems wouldnt be there. We all think like that, but let me just
tell you from 1st hand experience that 5 years ago when I was suffering through

depression and was at my lowest lows, I didnt have to become stronger to get out of

it. I just had to recognize how strong I already was to make it work. I want you all to
really understand that no matter what obstacles and challenges life throws your

way, you already have everything you need inside to deal with them because you
are all superwomen and supermen. And just to bring it back a little bit to my

personal story, I was at all time low where I had some really really scary thoughts to
be honest with you and if I had acted on any of those thoughts I wouldnt have been
here today in front of you having an amazing time. So all I wanna tell you is that

dont act on that moment. Because I picked myself up from that moment and its the
hardest thing I have ever done, because I made that choice to pick myself up from
that moment, I have hit one, two, three, four, five MILLION Subscribers. I have

travelled to amazing places like Thailand, Australia, New Zealand, India to perform.
When I was younger I swear to god I watched Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jaenge 55
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times and because I picked myself up 5 years ago last year Shah Rukh himself called
me and invited me to his house. I have been in movies, TV shows, radio stations

because I chose to not give up on myself. I met THE ROCK! So what I wanna tell you
is that do not let that moment define you because you have a beautiful life ahead of
you, you will accomplish everything you want to accomplish in life. And I am not
one of those people who will tell you that if you have a dream it will come true

because I do not believe that. What I will tell you is that if you have a dream and

you work really really hard on it then it might come true because I always say when
the time is 11:11 or when you see a shooting star or when you make a birthday

wish, some people WISH and some people WORK for their dreams. And let me leave
you with this thought that is one of the hardest things I have ever done in my life
and I have done a lot of difficult things but one of the hardest things I have ever
done is make the decision to fight for happiness. Fighting for happiness is the

hardest thing you can do in your life but happiness is the only thing worth fighting
for in your life.

And since we are being real, Im gonna tell you about my biggest fear. I fear is that

one day Im gonna wake and I will not be Superwoman, you will not be Team Super
and this special bond will not be there. But then I thought Im not gonna think like

that because Im gonna make it all count at this moment right here. So I need you all
to know, you are not my fans, you are my friends and genuinely care about all of
you so much.

Thank you so much all of you. This is Superwoman signing out. ONE LOVE
SUPERWOMAN THAT IS A WRAP AAAAAND ZOOP!!!

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Lilly

By Danelle Oosthuizen
@TeamSuperSA

She made me smile


every time I wanted to cry.
Make me walk down lifes aisle
just wanting to fly.
Inspires me with words,
jokes and original melodies.
Making me swerve
from non-unicorny pricks.
Picking me up
when I fall down,
with a simple whuzzup
and acting like my favorite clown.
She is my mother unicorn,
with a butt load of skittles.
Always has popcorn;
Doesnt that thought make your heart brittle?
She changed my life,
may she change yours?

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Types Of Unicorns

Rainbow Unicorn
You wonderful, perfect, transcendently magical rainbow
unicorn! Youre all the magic in the world combined into one
shining, perfect, rainbow beacon of hope. All the other
unicorns want you at their unicorn parties!

Sparkly Unicorn

You unicorn of otherworldly allure! Youre the classic example


of unicorn perfection, and its no wonder, because you
LITERALLY SPARKLE. Shine on like the lovely, perfect unicorn
that you are.

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Pegacorn

You gorgeous, majestic creature of magical flight. Youre so


awesome, it isnt enough to just have a perfect unicorn horn,
you also need wings! Sometimes your other less cool unicorn
friends who dont have cars bum rides off you, but hey, thats
alright, because you can fly.

Invisible Unicorn

You rare and awesome unicorn! You can get away with
anything, because youre invisible, and everyone is jealous of
your invisibility. You could rob a bank if you wanted to, but
you probably wont, because youre a unicorn

Introspective Unicorn
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You spectacularly intellectual unicorn! Youre a magical,


magical creature, and you always look before you leap (on your
spectacular unicorn hooves). Youre the unicorn all the other
unicorns come to when they need life advice.

Unicorn in Denial
Congratulations! You might not know it yet, BUT YOU ARE A
BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT UNICORN. Its ok, youll accept it
someday, and on that day a million rainbows will burst forth
from your body and off youll go on your merry unicorn way!

Princess Unicorn
You are a prancy unicorn, you were a crown, skipping around,
and singing in your own little unicorn land that has elves,
rainbows, flowers, leprechauns . . . wait no leprechauns.
Leprechauns are bad, very bad.

Random Unicorn
Your weird, crazy, don't care what people think of you, love to
hang with friends, friends love to be around you and hear what
you have got to say

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Solutions

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CHAPTER
5
HEART TO
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Thinking Out Loud Parody


References made to Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran

When we all grow up someday in the future


And when we get to know more YouTubers
Will you still remember when you had a loving fanbase?
Will you still be a hilarious entertainer?

Oh Lilly, well be loving you till were 70


And Lilly, your selfies have us staring endlessly
And were thinking about, how youve inspired us to see the bright side in each way
Just by watching a screen
Oh, we fall in love with you every single day
And we just want to tell you we do

Mother unicorn, take us into your loving arms


Well hug you under the light of a thousand skittles
Thank you for guiding us from harm
Were thinking out loud
Lilly, we found love right where we are

When our skin starts to wrinkle and we look back at our lives
And we remember how you looked in that light
When we look through old photos and see your face
We hope you still remember and love us the same

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Because Lilly, your soul can never grow old, its everlasting
And Lilly, your smile and your heart is shining

Were thinking about, how you told us itll be all okay


Your eyes told us youll be there
Well keep watching your videos
Because it makes our entire day

Mother unicorn, take us into your loving arms


Well hug you under the light of a thousand skittles
Thank you for guiding us from harm
Were thinking out loud
Lilly, we found love right where we are

And Lilly now, take us into your loving arms


Well hug you under the light of a thousand skittles
Thank you for guiding us from harm
Were thinking out loud
Lilly, we found love right where we are

Maybe we found love right where we are


And Lilly, we found love right where we are
by Farhat
@TSToronto

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27 Reasons Why We Love Lilly


She always keeps it real, a perfect combo of optimism & realism.
She doesnt swear. She has no hate or fear.
She is funny, sweet, cute, understanding, compassionate, phenomenal & hard
working.

She is beautiful inside out, with or without makeup and can carry herself
wonderfully in any outfit.

She doesnt fuss over brands. She is very helpful, co-operative & accommodating.
She hardly ever complains.

She loves all her fans. In fact she doesnt consider them as fans, they are her
friends.
She inspires and motivates with her positivity.
She is down to earth. She has achieved stardom with hard work and struggle
unlike most celebrities and no matter what goals & heights she achieves, her head is
never in the clouds. She is humble & modest.
Even though she has been in Toronto all her life she still hasnt let go of her Indian
spice.
She is multi-talented and her works are totally relatable. She is an awesome
youtuber, motivational speaker, dancer & rapper.
She never reacts to haters.
She never takes credit of all the hard work she does.
She started making videos to help others come out of depression, not to gain fame.
She fulfills all her promises.
Her laugh is infectious.

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She is addictive. Unlike most motivational speakers, her approach is weird &
funny, which is relatable and always gives the realest advices.
She is proud of who she is and teaches everyone to love themselves too.
She tries everything she can to connect with all her fans as much as possible.
She is a perfect combo of tomboy and girly girl, adult and kid.
never backs out of any challenge and works hard until she wins.
She is confident & consistent.
She is so lovable that she can connect with people of all ages, races, religions etc.
Regardless of her distance from her Indian origin, apart from English she can
speak fluent Punjabi & Tamil!!
She never lies.
She is very calm & composed and rarely gets angry.
She is cool, hot & sexy a.k.a. bomb.com
And last but not the least, SHE IS SUPERWOMAN & MAMA UNICORN!!

by Shreyoshi Dey
@ShreyaTeamSuper

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Sentimental
moments

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Dear Lilly,
There are NOT a lot of people in the world who realize what the world truly needs.
It needs humanity, it needs understanding. It needs smiles and it needs Unicorns.

And you should be called a social reformer, because the revolution of Unicorn Island
that YOU have started is one of its kind. It's beautiful.
Very often, when I hear/see/read about your success, either tears wet my eyes or I
crease my face with a wide smile. Do you know why, Lilly? It's because I am so

proud and immensely grateful that a person like you has graced this Earth. This is
not even fandom anymore. It's admiration for a human who carried out her aim of
spreading positivity just SO thoughtfully.
When I watched your show, I cried like 8 times- EACH time because I could not
believe what a wonderful human I had the opportunity to see for an entire of 2
hours.
You are a blessing. And I don't care if you get old and even if you stop making
YouTube Videos. I don't care if people disapprove of your videos and look at me
weirdly for being such a huge fan. For darling I will, be loving you till eternity
You know, when I sat for your show, before it began, I was so happy, I was literally

jumping about here and there-without a care in the world. I laughed heartily and I
was the least conscious of being in a hall full of strangers(apart from the friends I
came with). For me, it was like being in a hall full of people who are understanding

because that's how Lilly's #TeamSuper IS. Thank you for creating this world of
amazing unicorns. It feels safe in there. And it feels amazing to have the most
beautiful Mama Unicorn of all time
I know, Lilly, that you and me connect. We click. We believe the same things. And if
we were to meet, our conversation would give me all the feels of genuine talks; and
would

make

you

rub

your

chest

with

your

right

palm

too.

I love you and appreciate you so much. Thank you for making this life a little more
worthwhile.
Love,

Baby Unicorn
Charuvi

{I'm 17, I live in Mumbai and my Twitter name is @charuvilokare


I guessed you should know this much about me at least, considering i know SO
much about your life =) }

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Dear Lilly
Im a 22 year old, going on 23. This means I cant sing Taylor Swifts 22 for long

anymore. What a great way to start this letter. Hi, my name is Danelle Oosthuizen, a
teacher from South Africa. That means I will influence, good or bad, a lot of children
in my life. I decided that I want to be a good influence. This is not very easy, because
like all of us, we have a story to tell. That can influence you in the classroom,
especially in sensitive topics.

In 2014 I discovered your channel. I was amazed that there is another human being
out there that understands tough times but turned it into something good. I was

astounded. I watched every single video of yours in about a week. Sleep deprived I
was, but I never felt so good in my life. After that I started working on the issues that

was standing like a mountain in front of me. It is still there, but not as big anymore. I
want to thank you Lilly for being this difference in my life. It is very difficult to think
of life without you or your videos which is a great motivation to me. You are such a

great example to all of us. I made so many friends in other countries because of you,
learnt about different cultures and religions. Ive seen places that would not have
been possible if it wasnt for you. During bad days, some of these friends are always
there for me. Even on your bad days Lilly, you are an inspiration, because you show

to us time and time again that anything can be overcome if you put your mind to it.
You achieved so many things in your life, which a lot of people will never reach in
their life time. The Rock, MTV Awards, Streamy Nomination, EMA invitation, I love
Make-up Series, few singles, of a billion channel views, 6 million subscribers,
etc And youre only turning 27 this year. Im damn excited for what youre
capable of in the next phase of your life. I really appreciate every single thing that

you do for me and Team Super. You are a great human being that is an inspiration
and motivation. Thank you for reminding me every day that I can overcome
anything. Thank you for sharing you, your life and thoughts on YouTube. You gave
Team Super a gift that no one can ever take away. Thank you.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
Danelle Oosthuizen (@TeamSuperSA)

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Hello superwoman
my name is esraa I'm from Sudan
I'm very very like you

Cus You are beautiful and funny, comedy I wish you to be the most successful and
most famous .

Today because of you I can understand and speak English, I met the members of the
group and I am very happy that I also hope to see you personally and I visit your
country and I wish you further progress and success

Thank u superwoman
I love you so mush.
Esraa
@EsraaBadr92

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Dear Lilly,
Right now, all I want to say is my name is Farhat, and I love you. I love you, I love
you, I love you, and I mean it. 110%. You mean so much to me and to the rest of
Team Super, and were glad that you exist in our lives.
It started in seventh grade. I was a pretty depressed person. Family issues after family
issues began to take over me and I thought there was no end to them. Every day was
hard. I thought about taking my own life several, several times.

Somewhere after that, a few weeks before you hit one million subscribers, I

discovered your channel. Everyone was asleep in my house and I was sitting there,
on a bed with my dads laptop in front of me. I had nothing to do, so I stalked my
friends YouTube activity. I noticed that one of the videos that she liked had a

thumbnail that had this brown girl on her laptop and was titled, How My Parents

See Things. Oh my gosh, I bet this is going to be so relatable, I thought as I clicked

on the thumbnail to watch the video (Im brown too, so thats why I thought it was
going to be relatable, haha). While I was watching it, I had to stuff my face with a
pillow that I luckily found near me so I wouldnt wake up my parents because I was

laughing so hard. I never laughed that hard in a long time. I looked at who it was by.

IISuperwomanII, I thought, what an interesting name. I watched My Parents Do


This - Part 1 and I needed to grab another pillow to muffle my laughter. I was

probably evolving into some kind of snowman made up of pillows. I watched video
after video and I was laughing so hard that I actually had to force myself to stop

watching and told myself that I will watch more of your videos the next day or else I
will wake up everyone in my building without my walrus laughter.
Something devastating happened in eighth grade, and when I thought I wouldnt
recover from it, your videos helped me through the pain. Thank you. :)

I went to your WTF Hair Removal video on advice if shaving or waxing is better
because the Internet was confusing me too much. Every time I have my period, I
almost always watch Girls on Their Periods part 1 & part 2 because I get this

feeling of reassurance that Im going to make it through all the painful cramps.
When I found out that I had the same birthday as you, I was so happy! I watch your
vlogs, and a few seconds after I hear the last words, If you like it, subscribe! I find

myself with a huge smile on my face. I memorized all the words to your 300th video.
Every time someone says omg lol I think you gotta say #LEH, you ridiculous as

hell. When you met The Rock, I screamed in happiness. The picture MTV released

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on Twitter of you taking a picture with him broke me, and several fan accounts.
Then we waited anxiously for you to tweet something, anything. Then you tweeted a
blushy face emoji (on Android, it was a depressed emoji and I was so confused, but
someone told me it wasnt like that on Apple) and we all died again. I always look
forward to every newsletter; reading them make me really happy.
In February 2015, I made my fan account, Team Super Toronto. My Twitter handle
doesnt know whats in the combo at all, because when I was making it, it had a
character limit so all it would allow is @TeamSuperToront. I had to stick with
@TSToronto in the end. Since I made it, I made friends with over 40 unicorns in a
Whatsapp group called Junicorn Island. I am proud to be a part of Team Super.

Whenever you accomplish something on your vision board, I get so unbelievably


proud of you. I wish, I wish, I wish I got to take a trip to Unicorn Island. Sadly, I
wasnt able to and Im still upset about it.
One day, I want to meet you. I have missed 3 opportunities to meet you, and I cant
afford to miss any more. I want to see you standing in front of me only a few feet

away with your arms spread wide, and I want to run into your arms and hug you

forever. I want to tell you how much I love you, how much I dont want to let go of
that moment, how much you mean to me - well, if I were to explain how much, I

would be standing there for over an hour - and I want to laugh and smile with you,
maybe take a picture.
Youre someone that Ill never regret to look up to. Youre my role model. When Im
in tough situations, I think, what would Lilly do?

For now, keep accomplishing many things, mother unicorn, make more and more of
your dreams come true and keep being YOU.

Thank you for making me laugh and smile when no one else could.
For the millionth time, I love you. X
Farhat
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Dear Lilly

I finally got a chance to write to you!


How are you? How is your day going? Well, I hope it's great.
I want to start off by saying that you are my HERO.
You have literally changed my life, for the best.
So, shall we get to the story? We shall.

Everything started when my cousin came up to me and showed me some Youtubers


that he was going to meet at VidCon.

He showed me your channel, and I was like: " Damn, she is such a weirdo! Like
me!

". I started watching your videos, and I fell in love with you instantly. I

became an official Unicorn!

It has been almost a year since then, and you've changed my life completely!
Thanks to you, I became way more positive and happy.

I was going through a rough time at school and at home, and you were my best
friend back then. You just helped my get through my depression, you gave me the
way out, you showed me that everything is worth it, and there is an end for this
period of time.

For you I'm probably just another fan, but for me, you are so much more than just
another celebrity, you are my role model, my hero!
I look up to you so much.

My birthday is on the 20.9, six days before yours! I hope to get a huge box, and you
pop out of it!

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Actually, none of my friend or family gets my love to you. They think that it's gonna
pass away. They don't even know how much you mean to me.

When you met The Rock, you've showed me that EVERYTHING is possible, that even
if I'm just a normal girl from Israel, I can be whatever I want, as long as I work hard
for it!

Hard work + Dreams + Dedication = Success.


You taught me that problems are going to be everywhere, and sometimes you just
need to deal with them, but NOT by giving up.

Because of you, I can accept myself for who I am, not be ashamed of the true me.
Now, I'm not afraid to show myself to the world.
So after all the things that you've done for ME, here's something for YOU:
You are amazing, and the way you're treating Team Super is just incredible! I

admired a lot of people in my life, but no one has ever loved me the way you do,
without even knowing me.
I want to say #ThankYouLilly, for everything that you taught me, and everything
that you've done for Team Super.
I love you so much, I can't wait to meet you one day, and we can become best friends!
I believe we can, as you became with The Rock

BTW, I'm SO happy for you for making your dreams come true, and I'm proud of
you forever!
Twitter: @LimorLovesLilly
With all the Love,
Limor , From Israel

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Dear Lilly,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILLY
Heyy, how are you doing

!!!!!!

I hope your day is filled with skittles, birthday cake, laughter , positivity and much
fun if not imagine putting all your negative thoughts in a balloon
that balloon float away and just smile, life isn't so bad is it
a letter writer so i will go straight to the point.
So heyy

.. Now let

?. I'm not much of

, my name is Lucia Adzagba(you probably can't pronounce it

bit its a-ja-gba) and i live in Accra in Ghana which is in West Africa. I am 20 years
old and i am a UNICORN.

I don't know which date exactly i found your videos but i discovered youtube in the
latter part of 2013 it was all very new to me and exciting. But what i do know is that
during that period i was so lost and confused and in a very dark place and i had

some very dark thoughts but then i saw one of your videos in my what to watch list,
i believe it was types of kids in school (that's my favorite video till date and never
ceases to make me smile and also types of teachers) but I'm not exactly sure but i
proceeded to watch more of your videos continuously until i subscribed some few
days later.

What exactly attracted me to your videos was that they were very relatable and
you had a positive outlook on life even though you went through many hardships

and i believe that God places people in your life to help you in this journey called life
and i also believe that you were placed in my life at the exact moment i needed all
the positivity and i will be eternally grateful for that. Thankfully through your videos
and motivational and inspirational messages i have been able to overcome this
problem though its a daily process i can say im doing pretty awesome.

Fast forward some months later i could definitely see a difference in my life even

my friends could see it. I was happier, more willing to try new things, make new
friends and just open up to new experiences. Then in November 2014 i was

introduced to an amazing group of people through a whatsapp group page known


as Junicorn Island and it has been amazing, they keep me well grounded, remind me
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to myself amazingly well and they have filled my life with laughter and happiness i
call them my home away from home and I'm very very grateful for having them in
my life and also to you for bringing them to me.

So in conclusion, you have inspired me to work hard towards my dreams and not
just dream. I am very proud of how far you have come and the number of lifes you

have touched through your videos and i hope and pray for good health, long life and
success in all you do and also hope you continue to do what you do and we as

unicorns will continue to stand by you and support you in all that you do. I for one
will always keep you in my prayers and pray that God will continue to grant you
success and all your heart desires and more. And on a lighter note i think Humbles
beard is softer than your hair #justsaying and he has a cute smile (who can resist

that smile ;-) ) but your hair is wayyy prettier and you have a great fashion sense
plus you are super pretty (in a none creepy way of course;-) ). I hope to see you one
day in the near future but until then goodbye and have an amazing day and don't
forget to show the world that beautiful smile
very much for everything .
Your friend,

Lucia (@krystal_lhucia).

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Dear Lilly,
How are you doing?. Hope you have a wonderful day and happy birthday day. May
your life be filled with sunshine, happiness and love. You have been a great
inspiration to many people including myself.

My name is Lucy Adzagba, I am sure you will find the pronunciation in my sister's
letter. I am 20 years old and I come from Ghana in West Africa. I just want to tell
you a little about how I was introduced to you.

I was introduced to your videos by my sister. She was depressed at one time and I
couldn't do anything to help her. It made me feel sad sometimes. Because even

though we are very close I still couldn't help her. Then one day by chance she found
out about your videos she got out of depression and she became obsessed with your
videos. I never really understood her obsession with your videos but she introduced
me to it and after watching some I joined the team super family.

They have all been amazing friends helping each other and having fun even though
none of us have met personally. I am so glad I joined.

I hope you always remember that we love you and want you to be happy. I wish you
luck in all of your endeavors. I really appreciate all your hard work and effort. I also

admire your passion and drive to achieve the best results in all you do. And I hope to
be as passionate about the things I love just as you are.
I hope you have a great time and a wonderful birthday. I wish you all the happiness
in life.

Your friend,
Lucy( @esinam_lucy)

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Dear Lilly
My name is Muna Yusuf, I'm 17 years old (just celebrated my birthday) and I've

been a fan for 4 years. Ever since I was 14, so u can tell you're a huge & important
part of my life. I found you on my 14th birthday where I was celebrating alone
because most of my family members had work. And here I am 4 years later still
loving, supporting, and attached to your videos.

The first video I've ever watched ( which was one of the greatest decisions I've made)
was 21 questions with Superwoman. I was intrigued by how honest & REAL you

were being in that video, which made me love you even more. You taught me to take
risks and to love my self and can I be honest? No one has given me any greater

advice then that. I've had some ups and downs, not as bad as most people, but don't
mean to sound bias or anything I can honestly say you're videos have helped me
more than anyone.

I don't think I'm a fan, it's past that now I think I'm more like a supporter, I will

always have you're back no matter what anyone says. Watching you're videos has
taught me to create my own unicorn island where the motive is be happy, work
hard, but have fun.

You honestly don't understand the amount of time I was put down for having a
dream beyond what people have or setting a goal that most people think is

ridiculous. But thinking about the amount of things you've accomplished by not
listening to what others say has been the only reason why I stand up for what I truly
believe in.

I was supposed to be meeting you in Seattle, but things didn't work out, you don't

know how heartbroken I was, but I think this is another way to tell you what an
important value you are in my life. Thank you Lilly for being the most valuable
"UNICORN" ever!
Thank you for being you
Your supporter, Muna
P.S it's pronounced Mona, but spelled Muna it's weird K bye!

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Dear Lilly,
I'm Nanthinee and I live on the opposite side of the world from where you live. Yes, I
live in Singapore

Even though we live POLES apart (It's a pun, you

can laugh), you're like an elder sister I never had. How I came to know about you is

a really weird story. My friends used to watch your videos and they used to say, "Oh
my god! Do you watch Superwoman? You talk like her!" Looks like we are as sassy
as one another hehe! 28 May, AT2UI Singapore was the best day of my life. I didn't

have to wait till the last segment. My tear ducts gave in right at the start of the show.
Lilly Saini Singh, what have you done to me? You've made me a stronger person.

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You've given me the strength to overcome HUGE hurdles in my life. You've taught
me to believe in myself. I could go on and on but I just CAN'T express it in words.

Everyone rushed to the front when you wanted to Vlog. I couldn't move. The speech.
The last video... When you said, "You know when like Shah Rukh Khan calls you" I
died. Boo, hugging you and having our sassy popcorn moment will be etched in my

heart till my very last breath. Every time I screamed... 2 minutes later the tears would
start rolling down my cheeks. It was a mixed feeling of pride and love and

excitement. You were right in front of me and all I wanted to do is to tell you how
much you mean to me. Boo, I'm so happy for what you've achieved so far & for what
you will continue to achieve! Please take care
17 or 70, you'll always be my Superwoman

I love you so much. SO MUCH.


You my fav superhero la! You

gave me my best concert experience and even IIFA wasn't as good as


AT2UI

Ain't gonna forget it. EVER. MUAHHHH! Hope you loved Singapore
I'm usually the type that captures every moment... But during AT2UI I only

wanted to live each moment to the max :') I'll always be grateful that I got to meet
you that day and I hope we will meet again soon!
P.S Just in case you forgot, you featured in Our National Exams for the
Comorehension Paper in Tamil! SO PROUD OF MY KOTHU ROTI QUEEN
#waddupvideoreference
You mean a lot to me. I only wish for you to be happy. Always.
Thank you for being my Dwayne Johnson. P.S My dream is for you to do a video
with Ranveer / Deepika! Heheh the pictures speak that thought
Lots of love,
Nanthinee Shree
Singapore
@LillySinghSlayx Twitter

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Dear Lilly
Hiiii!!! My name is Nirmala and I am a skittles eating unicorn from Trinidad. I am

extremely happy and excited that you want to visit here.. I know how much you like
our soca music and our dancing. You should definitely come for Carnival. You will
live it. Also you should play in San Fernando.

The first time I watched your video was on Facebook and it was How girls get ready.
I was hooked instantly. Then I became a professional fan girl and a certified
UNICORN.

Apart from your videos your personality and your view on life has changed mine. I
used to often feel alone and depressed but after I discovered IISuperwomanII
nothing was the same.

I became confident, happy and unique.


I watched you grow from doing videos in your room to performing on a stage. You

have totally changed my life and to be honest you saved as well. At a certain point in
my life I just wanted to die because there was so much negative things happening.
But then I thought to myself what would Lilly do?
And from that point you became my hero.

The day you followed me on Twitter I literally started screaming and crying at the
same time. I ran all over the house, my mom thought I was going insane.

Thank you for my new friends I would not have met them without your help.
I love you and your team so much.
XoXo
Nirmala

@TeamSuperTrin1

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Dear Lilly,
My name is Nusrath (TeamSuper_LA @NuziKat on Twitter) and I've been a fan for

several years now. I discovered your channel at a particularly trying time in my life
and your videos never failed to put a smile on my face...and they continue to do so,
vlog after vlog, video after video. Seeing your growth as an entertainer has been

incredibly inspirational and definitely goes to show that dreams should not be given
up on!

Us fans know you from the content you choose to put out there, and I must admit it's
somewhat sad to think that we'll only ever know you as an entertainer. It is clear

that you are a wonderful human being and I wish it were possible to get to know
you on a personal level...as Lilly Singh with no iiSuperwomanii attached.
I was so excited when AT2UI was announced because I was sure you'll perform in
LA. And sure enough, after an impatient wait, you announced the Anaheim show!

I've got my tickets and Meet & Greet upgrade, and it is a surreal feeling to know that
in just a few days I will be meeting YOU!! The entertainer I've watched grow from
making videos in her bedroom, to touring the world! And all that growth happened
in the most humble and sincere ways!

Thank you for everything that you do for your fans!


Thank you for being you!
I'll be seeing you in Anaheim!!!!
I love you!
May the best of everything come your way, Lilly!!!
Sincerely,
Nusrath

@NuziKat

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Dear Lilly,
You have been my inspiration since the first video that i saw. I started watching your
videos in 2014 and the first video i watched was how to stop parents from

comparing kids featuring Miranda Sings. The moment i saw that video at school I

immediately went to stalk you.. Hehe and watch all of your videos. You are the first
Youtuber i ever watched because I only discovered YouTube when I was in grade 11.
You are my "The Rock" and I want to be like you when I grow up. When you came
here for the at2ui Singapore and i was like was this even real. I can't believe i was
really meeting you and I was so nervous. I wished that i could have talked to u

longer but we only had like 10 seconds. When I saw your concert I literally balled
my eyes out and I lost my voice screaming. I was just a hot mess. Your show was the
bomb. That senti message at the end doe. One more thing: giirrl u can really bruk it
down. I can't even do a quarter of that. I have 4 left feet. Shoutouts to you and your
team. I really appreciate the effort that you have put into the show. I wish that I
could meet You again and have a proper conversation. I might even go all out and

invite you to my house for a nice home cooked meal. I know I am crazy but I believe
that it will happen one day. Because of your show I met a bunch of cool people and
we even formed a squad as the rainbow squad. We even made a shirt for u. Till we
meet again. #teamsuper #mamaunicornslay

Priya
@giirlstarpriya

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Dear Lilly,
My name is Sabrina, 17, Jamaica. I just wanted to say Im a huge fan of yours and
your work. Im really thankful and appreciative for all the years of motivation you
have given not just me but the whole Team Super family. Youre such an amazing
person.
Id also like to congratulate on having your first world tour. The tour has been such
a success so far and I know it will continue to be a success. Youve made me so

proud. Continue to be exceptionally awesome, I wish you health, success, happiness


and most importantly headache-less days.
Sincerely,

Sabrina.
@TeamSuperJA

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Dear Lilly,
First and foremost, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!! I hope you like this gift we sent you.
Pump up the music and get turnt.

So, 9 months ago I had no idea who you are. I guess I was living under a really

isolated rock. I was home alone getting bored when I saw your page in the facebook
suggestion and Your Parents Reaction to Fifty Shades of Grey. I was intrigued. I

clicked on that video. And from that video it led to another and another and another
until I was binging on your videos for 4 hours straight. You got me addicted to you. I
love what you do, your skits, your rants, your vlogs. I am in love with your weirdness.
My favorite videos are the "types of people" videos and "Draw my life". Today, 9
months later I have come to a phase where I become extremely possessive about you
and I will never grow out of that phase. I try my best but I can't help avoiding

conflicts with friends and family who disrespect you and your work. I have to
remind myself again and again that I am now a unicorn, a proud member of Team
Super and I must remain calm and patient with non-believers. To some extent I

succeed too. No one can be as perfect as you. You are flawless in regard of inner as
well as external beauty.
Your face calms me down, your videos make me laugh and cheer me up every time I
feel low. You have changed me into a much better person. I have stopped swearing

considerably, I can now keep my temper in control and always find a bright side to
everything.
During YTFF 2015, I spent 3 hours waiting for you to appear on stage and that
moment when you announced your world tour and Bangalore as one of the cities I

actually screamed with euphoria until my voice broke. I didn't even notice the huge
cockroach that was attacking me (I am a person who on spotting a cockroach will
climb the tallest tower and scream my head off until that insect has been dealt with).
That is how you make me feel.

I am never allowed to go to any live shows but that day I swore that no matter what
happens I will attend AT2UI. From that day onwards I started planning and day

dreaming about meeting you. Finally that day came, I was ecstatic to see you, hug
you but I was sad too because you were sick. It hurt to see you so weak but also
made me proud because you did not let your sickness come between work and

meeting team super. You made me feel so special. That thumbs up you gave to my
outfit, when you called me on stage and scolded me...I cannot even express how

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to be scolded every day every minute.


1st day of AT2UI in Bangalore and I couldn't get enough of you so I came back for a
2nd helping. A trip to Unicorn Island...Two most amazing days of my life. I will
never get over it and will cherish every single moment for the rest of my life.
If it makes any difference to you, I pray for you every day. I pray for your happiness,

peace, success, good health and a very long exciting life. You have given me so much,
I can never repay you. It is because of you I have met these amazing unicorns. They

are my family now. I love you so much Lilly. Thank you for everything that you have
done for me, for us.
Stay blessed, stay amazing and keep doing your thing. You are my superhero.
Shreyoshi Dey aka Shreya, Twitter @ShreyaTeamSuper

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Dear Lilly aka My Superhero


For you, I might just be one of your crazy fans screaming your name and crying

while you perform. But for me, YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING. I know youve heard
this by millions of fans but I genuinely mean it.
It was in 2014 when I was going through a REALLY terrible and depressing stage of
my life. I had family problems, study problems, I had friends but only in school and

at home, I felt like I was in a place called HELL where there was no escape. Little did
I know that my life was going to change forever
On November 19th 2014, I made the best decision Ive EVER made. That decision was
to click PLAY in your video- My Parents Do This (Part I) and honestly, I had

NEVER laughed so much ever in my life. I, shockingly, felt good. Like for real! When
I came back from my tuitions that day, I hopped on YouTube and was watching your
videos for almost 5 hours =)
On January 2015, I decided to make a fanpage of you on Twitter because, Why
NOT?! And there I made soooo many AMAZING unicorn friends, after almost half a
year of that account (@TeamSuperMumbai) Ive been noticed by you 7 times! Jaz

and AT2UI follow me! I joined this WhatsApp group called Junicorn Island where I

made some AMAZING friends and gained a family! I have over 700 followers, NONE
of that couldve happened if I hadnt clicked your channel. I may/may not meet you
so maybe, this is my only chance of saying what you mean to me.
Lilly, You ARE my superhero! And keep smiling =) because, duh, you have the most
awesome smile in the freaking world!!
Yours Unicornly,
Suryansh aka @TeamSuperMumbai (Twitter)

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Hey Lilly,

I like you for being Lilly.


I doubt that you remember me; my name is Vansh, I gave you the @at2ui account

on twitter, and I also came for the Delhi show on the 21st of May 2015. If you dont
you can refer to end of the The Time We Swam In Delhi (Day 215), Im the guy
holding the If You Like it Subscribe sign.

Having established who I am, I want to tell you that I have been watching you videos
since my sister showed my How my Parents See Things in 2012. I remember that I
fell so madly in love with your sense of humor, and your jokes (and you, of course)

that my friend and I actually tried to make a similar video (its still there on YouTube
somewhere). Since then, I have been have been watching your videos, I have seen
more or less all of your videos. But the real love for you kicked in in the end of 2013.
By that time I was so mad about you that I saw all your videos, from your side turla
pagh tutorial to your videos with Nanaji, to the hilarious skits with Paramjeet and
Manjeet. I dont think any true Lilly Singh fan can have a favorite video, given the
fact that we love all of your videos; and that is because you put in a lot of thought
behind your videos, which is why they come out so well.
You are my idol. Besides reviving me from depression twice, you have inspired me to
do so many things I would have never thought of doing in my life: I focus on the

positive, I dont care about what people think about me, I work hard towards being a
true version of myself rather than what others expect of me. I have cried on you
shoulder while you hugged me and tried to lighten my mood by asking me Should I
cry as well? (At the Meet & Greet). You have changed my life in so many ways and
all I can say is Thank You.
I have always wanted to repay you for all those wonderful things you have done for
me which is why I always tweet you when you tweet/say/vlog the fact that youre

lonely or sad or anything else, and even though I never receive a response, I know
that even though you dont know me personally, in your heart there is a place for
me. For example, once you said in your vlog that you wish that someone would

come up to you and say I like y for being Lilly and then hug you, I made it a point
that day that that is exactly what I do, and I did, you were about to hug me but I
stopped you midway, told you this and resumed what was the best hug I have ever
received, and I would like to continue that ritual and always say that to you before

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anything else. Giving the twitter account you asked for was also one of the ways I
have tried to repay you by, I know I asked for you to FaceTime me whenever, but

that was only cause I wanted to have a conversation with you, get to know you and
try and do something for you.

I have so many things to say to you, but unfortunately I cant. But for now I will say
whatever is most important: you are my life, my idol, my love, my inspiration, my

real life vision board, and I love you more than anything in this world. Thank you
for coming into my life and turning it upside down, I will be forever in your debt,
Lilly Singh (not Superwoman or Lily or Superwomen), just Lilly.
Seriously Yours Faithfully
Vansh Kapoor
Shameless promotion
Twitter: @VanshKapoor9
Instagram: @VanshKapoor9
Snapchat: vanshkapoor

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Hey Lilly,
I have made some bad choices but you were one of the best choices I've made in my
life. Ever since I started watching your videos I didn't just find them funny but they
made a positive impact in me. They made me emotional.. laughed, I cried, I got angry
and sad when you ranted about something that really bothered you. Within a few
years you have accomplished so much and I couldn't be any more proud than I

am..You dreams and hard work bring out lots of success and with that I' m forever
grateful because you make me dream big and work towards making my dreams
come true.

I love you so much for who you are ..you are a bright star in this world and may you
continue to shine
Congratulations on winning the MTV Fandom Award ..you deserve all these awards
and many more and also congratulations on accomplishing your dream of having a
world tour. Team Super is proud of you
Now as you have gained a new year may it come with abundant blessings, success,
joy, wisdom, friendships.. Enjoy your day love, 6 million people will be turning up
across the world too

You are my The Rock ...you make my liver quiver?

I love you so much Lil


With lots of love,
Wendy, 20
Kenyan but living in Newfoundland and Labrador
Twitter: @Lillyschipmunk

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DEAR LILLY,

Ki haal hai? Saara vadhiya? Can you believe you have completed the biggest dream ? I

MEAN WORLD TOUR! MEETING ROCK TWICE!! That maddening fangirl moment! That
HEART TO HEART TALK after any moment you legit wanna share with us.. I really feel i

wish i could be there in front of you and lisen to you Lively and hug you tight. How do u
talk to the camera when there's literal no1 infront if you at any such moments .. You
talk like there is real person

U supergirl :* seee so much u have achieved. And you

stupid girl didnt have a hope to live! Omggg this ish has motivated me si much! Every time i

break dwn I HAVE A REASON and MOTIVATION to Smile .. A live.. My role model's exp eg! ..
Come on you just 27 and so much u have done! You totally deserve everything in life from
MEETING ROCK TWICE to GeTTING CHIPOTLE COUPONS .. I really cant express my love
for you and also my support

BAE - * KAALA TEEKA ON UR FOREHEAD* * Nazar na

lage* *Meri punjabi kudi* * My bomb.com* Cz of you have been in this whatsapp grp

@junicornisland and got such loving and cute muffins all over world. Im a proud member
of it!

DEAR SUPERWOMAN,

Happy bdayyy *hitting booty* Ahemm someone met Dwayne twice!! What even!! Ahh now
very commonly we will be seeing such tshirt references and your slaying moments!!
Iloveyou more than jaz loves coffe and humble loves delay dalying..sandy loves

dressingup..anoshnie loves make up.. Anisha getting scared.. And more than u love ROCK
and Chipotle.. My first video was *Draw my life* and i love it the most followed by how

babies are born.. Types of girls in relationship.. Tyoes of parents .. How parents react and to

that kids ahh i guess all :p .. Superwoman so 2015 has been super special for u haan.. World
tour meeting rock twice (or maybe million times till it reaches you) Lilly u are so

hardworking omg!! I mean u do sooo much for us!! So freakin much ..u sacrifice parties for
video etc etc ur genius .. I will stop watching your videos that day when paramjeet will be

proud of you amd compliment you!! Or you starr loving relationships (psshh) *ThatsNever*
my endless love and support is always with you !!

I can literally write a book for

you hehhe..I MET MAMA UNICORN ON 22ND MAY- I WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE YOU
CHAPSTICK IN MUMBAI .. BUT I GUESS NEXT TIME I NEED TO GET A BOX FOR YOU :P
(twitterID - yesha_jhvr)( username- yesha
Name - yesha ( mumbai )

's lilly)

Lillyyy meri punjabi kudi.Ju make us indians or unicorns bloody proud jokay?? Now go
have joghurt. God bless. Take care. Endless love
p.s. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILLYY

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The Hustle Section The Key To Unicornizm


5 Traits of Highly Efficient Workers
By Nicole Fallon, Business News Daily Assistant Editor July 12, 2015 07:28 am EST
Credit: Eugenio Marongiu/Shutterstock
In today's always-on work environment, professionals across all industries are
feeling the pressure to get more done. Dozens of productivity apps, endless to-do

lists and back-to-back appointments fill up their smartphones and calendars as they
try to do more in less time. But what actually helps workers get more done?
Computer memory and storage manufacturer Crucial, a Micron Technology brand,
recently released a survey highlighting Americans' attitudes toward productivity and
what drives it. The results revealed that being productive is incredibly important to
U.S. workers, with 80 percent of survey respondents saying they want to be more
efficient.
When it comes to how people view their own productivity, two-thirds of

respondents said their efficiency levels are "above average." About 70 percent of men
said they're more efficient than women, but 90 percent of women said they saw

themselves as more efficient than men. Sixty-two percent of all respondents said
they feel most productive between the hours of 6 a.m. and 11 a.m. (most respondents
listed 10 a.m. as the "optimal efficiency" time). Nine out of 10 said fall was their most
productive season, while winter and summer were ranked as least productive
Unsurprisingly, 87 percent of those surveyed said technology plays an important
role in how productive they are, including 78 percent of millennial respondents.
Americans who consider themselves to be "highly efficient" credit the following
habits and traits for their productivity:

Getting enough sleep and exercise

Keeping an organized inbox

Multitasking

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Managing their time

Being able to use technology

The Crucial survey also looked at what hampers productivity among workers. Sixtythree percent of respondents admitted their efficiency is most affected when their

technology fails. Despite this heavy reliance on tech to do their work, less than 40
percent said they feel confident in their ability to fix their computers if a problem
arises. This is perhaps why the demand for skilled IT workers has grown so
dramatically in recent years.
If you're part of the majority of workers who feel technology is their key to

productivity, the best thing to do is educate yourself about your devices and what to
do if they slow or break down, said Ed Walker, marketing manager at Crucial.
"For people who are trying to live more efficiently, especially with everything we do
now heavily relying on computers, one of the best ways to fully realize their
potential is to garner a better working knowledge of their devices," Walker said in a
statement.

Crucial's results were based on a survey of 1,000 American adults ages 18 to 65,
conducted by GMI Research.

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6 Ways to Improve Work-Life Balance When You Work at Home


By Nicole Fallon, Business News Daily Assistant EditorJanuary 28, 2015 08:12 am
EST
Running a business demands a lot of the owner's time and energy. To maintain a
healthy, balanced life (and your sanity), it's important for you to make room on the
schedule for your personal responsibilities and activities, but doing so is especially
difficult for entrepreneurs who work out of a home-based office.
With no physical boundaries between work and play, it can feel like one half is
constantly encroaching on the other. Baskets of laundry, kids' toys and workout
equipment coexist with a desk full of business-related items. Phone calls from clients
and vendors interrupt you when you're preparing lunch, and the dog always seems
to bark when you're in an important video conference. Even if you're highly

organized, it can still be difficult to successfully run a business and a household in


the same space.
While it may not be possible for home-based business owners to fully separate the

personal from the professional, there are ways to better integrate the different facets
of your life. Four entrepreneurs shared a few secrets for improving work-life
balance when you work at home.

Get dressed. When you work in an office, part of your normal routine includes

changing out of your pajamas and into work-appropriate attire. In an effort to get a
jump on the day, some home-based entrepreneurs skip this step and stay in their PJs
or sweatpants while they work. But just because you can dress however you want,
doesn't mean you should.

"Get dressed every day," said Sara Davidson, founder of online female entrepreneur
school Hello Fearless. "Treat [your home] like a real work environment. It makes a
huge difference when you feel like [it is]. It changes the culture."
"I'm not suggesting to put a suit on to work from home, [but] make a conscious effort
to say, 'This is work, and I need to act and dress accordingly," added Justin Esgar,
entrepreneur and author of Appitalize On Your Idea (CreateSpace Independent
Publishing Platform, 2014).

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Create (and maintain) a designated work space. Much like putting on a proper outfit,
committing to only doing work in a defined space, like an office or other sectionedoff area of your home, can help to create a more productive work environment.

"It's critical to commute out of the bedroom to a dedicated workspace that separates

work from personal space," said Bob Higgins, co-founder of board game Linknotize.
"Once you've commuted to your work space, treat your day as if you've actually left
the house. In addition to having a dedicated work area, it is also really important to
keep at least one space in the house as a business-free zone."
Leave the house. Another obstacle to work-life balance for home-based

entrepreneurs is the feeling of being "trapped" in your home. If you don't have any
urgent errands to run, you could find yourself cooped up at home for several days at
a time. Davidson encouraged these entrepreneurs to purposely schedule meetings

and work time in places that aren't your house, such as a coffee shop, to give you an
excuse to get outside and change your scenery.
Christopher Conner, president of Franchise Marketing Systems, noted that
entrepreneurs who work at home should make time for personal activities outside
the house, whether it's visiting a local museum or taking a short vacation.

"When you are doing something personal that makes you happy, that's when you get
the inspiration and drive to start something new in business," Conner said.

Susan Berkowitz, Higgins' wife and Linknotize co-founder, agreed that personal
activities should be a integral part of your regular schedule.

"We really find we need to take time away from our business and schedule time to
do other things we also enjoy," Berkowitz said. "As an entrepreneur, it's simply too
easy to be consumed by the business because success is completely related to

commitment. One good tip is to buy tickets that can't be readily changed. This forces
you to take a break."

Block out your time to focus on a specific task. Entrepreneurial parents often find it
particularly challenging to balance family time and business time. Giving your full

attention to a specific task, regardless of which side it falls on, can be tough with all
the distractions that pop up throughout the day.

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"I want to give so much to my family and I also want to give so much to my
[business]," saidMelissa Holland, president and founder of maternity bra line BeliBea.
"It can be challenging to divide time between those two loves, especially when
working from home."
Holland said that the most helpful way to accomplish this is to set aside specific
times on your schedule for personal and professional to-do's.

"Dedicating time to one area helps me stay focused during those moments and
ensure I'm giving my all to the task at hand," Holland told Business News Daily. "It's
also been extremely helpful for me to find tools to make everyday tasks in life a little

easier. I do this with everything from housework to keeping my business organized."


Learn to "turn off" your business. Entrepreneur or not, many professionals struggle
with the dilemma of constant connectivity: Mobile devices allow you to check in on

work issues 24/7, but if you make a habit of it, others will expect you to be available
all the time. As a home-based entrepreneur, one of the biggest challenges you'll face
is knowing when to disconnect from your business.

"As an entrepreneur, I never want to miss an opportunity, so I'm always on my


phone," Esgar said. "Maybe there's a tweet I should look for, or an article to read. It's
hard to turn it off, and I find myself fighting with myself to do so. I have to
consciously say to myself, 'Stop working.'"
It's almost impossible to completely shut off "work mode" when you're in charge of a
business, but it's not healthy to work all the time. Conner advised creating a separate
email address for after-hours issues that may arise, and tell your employees and

professional contacts to only use this address for emergency situations. To put your
mind at ease about missing anything urgent, check it just once after you decide to
stop working for the day, Conner said.

Have a strong support system. When you're running a business out of your house, it's
crucial that the people who live with you are supportive of your entrepreneurial
endeavors. Whether it's a significant other/spouse, a relative or your children,

everyone in your household needs to be on board. Davidson said setting expectations


and boundaries for "work time" will help keep your relationships solid and minimize
any resentment or misunderstandings.

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Davidson also noted that hiring the right team will give you the right mindset and
energy to be productive while you're on the clock.
"Hire amazing people who not only do incredible work, but are relentlessly
passionate about the business you're building," Davidson said. "It's important to
surround yourself with people who align with who you are."

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Monday & Thursday Ideas


Lilly Singh mother of Unicorns, protector of Team Super, the
most amazing human being, Spreader of Positivity, also known
as Superwoman, the first in her name. Aka You!
Even after 5 years of your YouTube channel, and hundreds of
videos later, still there are things waiting to be classified by you,
and Im going to list a few of those! So if you ever feel lazy, or if
you cant think of a video idea; no need to tweet, just refer to
the book, its a one stop solution to everything!

1.

Types of Babies

2.

Types of Grandparents (for Nanaji)

3.

Types of Movies

4.

Types of people at Chipotle

5.

Types of Gifts

6.

Types of people at the Airport

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7.

Types of people in Nightclubs

8.

Types of Food (we hope to see many parts)

9.

Types of Creeps

10.

Types of Uncles

11.

Types of Aunties

12.

Types of Fan Interactions

13.

Types of Police Officers

14.

Types of Singers

15.

Types of Salespersons

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Now that weve spoken about classification, lets talk about


Shady Moments. Now weve all seen Shady Moments; you sit in
that seat (that is now lying outside your room), wear shades,
and talk about anything and everything. Its probably the
reason why your initial fans fell in love with you. So I start a
motion called, #BringBackShadyMoments!

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Time To Say Goodbye


Now, it's time for us to end the book.
And to take you as an example, we will end it on a positive note.
We want to say 'thank you'.
The members of Junicorn Island want to say thank you to you for many reasons.
We hope they lighten up your day, when life gets the best of you.
Just like you bring us back the sun, when we're stuck in a thunder storm

Remember: You is smart. You is kind,.You is important. - Kathryn Stockett

#ThankYouLilly
#ThankYouLilly for being an inspiration to me on days when I had no motivation,
with beautiful words, being funny and just yourself. -Danelle
#ThankYouLilly for helping us through the dark times. -Lava
#ThankYouLilly taking out the time for us, to inspire us and give us a reason to live.
-Maha

#ThankYouLilly for introducing me to my second family #TeamSuper


#JuniconIsland. - Fatima
ThankYouLilly for helping me fight our demons and making me smile each and
every day. - Sadaf

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Thank you for turning every grey cloud in my life into a rainbow, for making me
realize my worth, for helping me search my Unicorn Island, for making me realize

my goals, more making me realize that there's always more to life, more giving me a
reason to live. #ThankYouLilly - Priyanka
#ThankYouLilly for being a light in the darkness for so many Unicorns, thank you
for taking us to the happy Unicorn Island...you have been inspiration but moreover
you saved lives..! You are no less than a superhero. - Stuti

#ThankYouLilly for being you and for changing me into a better person.- Shreya
'#ThankYouLilly for you tender love. You'll never really know how happy you've
made me and how much I love you. - Sahil
#ThankYouLilly for always standing by me in my darkest times, I owe you so much.
-Suryansh
'#ThankYouLilly for teaching us to believe in being super - Charuvi
#ThankYouLilly for making me smile when no one else could, and just for being
YOU. I could never find a person better than you to look up to. - Farhat
#ThankYouLilly for making me feel like I belong somewhere and thank you for
helping me meet some of the most amazing and talented Unicorns ever. Lots of love
from Trinidad - Nirmala

#ThankYouLilly for being yourself, for being honest with us and being so
wonderful.- Kristina

#ThankYouLilly for making my life worth living with your motivation. It couldn't
have been possible without you. - Harshit
#ThankYouLilly for freeing me from the clutshes of depression twice and
welcoming me into a world where I know how to be happy even when the glass is
absolutely empty! Vansh

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"#ThankyouLilly for being so awesome and caring so much for Team Super even
though you are under tons of stress, but also, thank you for providing funny videos
for me to watch when I'm sad." -Eliana

Dear Lilly, thank you for all the amazing things you have done for me and

#TeamSuper. Thank you for beins an inspiration to me as in working hard and


being a better person...Love you Lils#ThankYouLilly -Elisha
#ThankYouLilly Thank u superwoman I love so much.- Esraa
#ThankYouLilly Thank you for giving me the most amazing friends I could ever ask
for - Sabrina
#ThankYouLilly for reminding me who my best friend was Angel
#ThankYouLilly for inspiring me to worl harder towards my dreams and above all
being your awesome sauce self. - Lucia

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Germany, Kassel,

Hey mother unicorn!

16.08.2015

This book was made for you and for us. For you, to show you how much
we appreciate and love you. For us, to strengthen our bond we have as a

group, a team, a family. We spent two months, our heart, sweat and soul
on our baby, which is your book, to be precise, your birthday present.
And now the time has come where we can finally send it to you! We
hope you love your birthday present!

I want to take a minute and thank a few people, I hope you don't mind.
Thank you to Shreyoshi for being my Humble. Without you by my side I
would've gone crazy and given up already. I appreciate all the hard
work.

Thank you to Fatima, for being my little Jaz. All your sleepless nights and
the effort you put into our baby is remarkable. Your support means
everything!

Thank you to Suryansh for all your support, I am very happy to have
you in the team!

Thank you to Vatsala, for all your help and support. Although you were
busy with school you always made time for us!

Thank you to Junicorn Island, for sending in all your hard work. Each
letter, poem, joke, meme. Without all of you I would've never done

something like this. Hug yourself family! You did something amazing
and I couldn't be any prouder.
Yours,
Sadaf.

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