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22ShadesofTarot:ASexualJourneyThroughtheMajorArcana

0.TheFool
Original,Hilarious,Furturistic
Youfindyourselfmakingoutontheprecipiceofamountainsedgeandyousay,Nowwewilldoitwithour
clothesoff
Youdontallowyourinsecuritiestooverwhelmyou.Youduckyourinsecuritiesbylaunchingintoabrainsex
talkaboutthelatestcrueltyofshearingsheep.

I.TheMagician
GeminisIthink,VirgoIanalyse
Youarebothfeelingtensesotorelievethetensionyoustageaplayfultrickonyourpartnertoevokelightand
breezy.Lifehereisamagicalgame.Maybeafun,couplesboardgameistheway.Invitingothercouplesto
playtheboardgamemayheightenthespice.

II.TheHighPriestess
Seductive,Psychic,Subjective
EverydayIFallaLittleinLoveWithSomeoneNew.
Sexualencounterswithstrangersexcitesyou.Somuchsoyouareasking,whatdidyousayyournamewas
again?
LiketheritualisticlifeoftheHighPriestesssoisthereanAncientBabylonianritualwhereawomanonceinher
lifetimehadtogiveupherselfuptoatotalstranger.Refusingwasasin.

III.Empress
IFeel,HoldMe,Arty
WiththeenergyoftheEmpressyoumaywanttofeelthefemininefemalesideofyourselfwhileyouenable
yourlovertowalktheseesawofactingthestereotypicalmasculinizedmalethatdisplaystraitsofleadership
duringlovemaking.Bodiesentanglegently.HetenderlyarousestheGSpot.OrisitnowtheZSpot?

IV.Emperor
Competent,Simplicity
Youenjoymakinglovewithyourpartnerinaritualizedway.Suchlovemakingbringscomfortandexpertiseto
you.Toescurlandcrunchasyouareleadslowlyandearnestlytoheightsyouhaventreachedbefore.You
dontmindassertivelyguidingyourpartnershandtotravel

V.Hierophant
Serene,Sensual,EarthAngelic
Youbothchoosetoseeasextherapisttoreceiveintimatetechniquestoprolongtheecstatic,sensualand
spiritualexperiencetomaterializebetweenyou.
Or,youbothtreatyourselvestoaspiritualretreatinthecountrysideforaweekendwhereyouenjoyvarious
lovemakingrituals.Forexample,orderingChampagne,WineandCheese,orlisteningtoyourfavouritepiece
ofmusic.

VI.TheLovers
Adaptable,Amusing
TheLoversenergyisaboutspicingitup!Howaboutaquickieatthemostinopportunemoment(atthe
airport,ataseminarsbreak)?Or,maybeyouanswerthecallforacloseunion?Findingyourselfplayfully
wrappingyourselfaroundthatpoleasyoucheekilydanceitupforyourlover.

VII.TheChariot
Nostalgic,Entrepreneurial
Youandyourpartnerreminisceofthoselatenightrompsinthebackseatofthecar.Youstillfindthoseold
sextricksupyoursleeveandstillfinditsworthingold.

VIII.Strength
Sophistication,Brave,Ruling
Youask,WasntIterrific?
Youtakethebenevolentdictatorsroleintamingthebeastwithin(yourpartner).Shetamesthroughtheartof
S&M.PlayfullydemandingherpartnerpayherfortheS&Macts,whichsomehowsizzlesupthesexual
tension.

IX.TheHermit
Modest,Hygenic
Thisisyournightofselfpleasure.Youstepintoyoursexygearmadeupofnaturalfibres.Nothingturnsyou
onmorethanhavingabathandfeelingsqueakycleanbeforeYouopenyourbedsidedrawthepink
one?.noooThebigblackone?ummmmyessss

X.WheelofFortune
FunLoving,Candid
Playfullovemakingintheocean,inthepooloronthefinewhitesandbanksofthebeach.Yourbodiesslipand
slidefromthesalaciously,luxuriouslybeachoilyouhaveearliermassagedoveryourbodies.Youplay
Mermaids,chasingeachother,HeadtoToe

XI.Justice
Beautiful,Charming,Loving
Youmayenjoyorwanttoexperienceasurroundingsexualenvironmentofrefinementandasceticism.Itcould
beleavingatrailofhighlyperfumedredandwhiterosepetalsalongtheflooruptoyoursumptuously,
plumpedprimedbed.Youshareaphrodisiacslikewhippedcream,oystersandchocolate.Youwantyour
partnertobehappy.Yousay,Imhappyifyouarehappy.

XII.HangedMan
Duality,Nebulous
YouwhisperTellmeYourDreamsYourecitepoetrytooneanother.
Hey,youexplodemyworld,Iamsohappytobeyourgirl
Youbothenjoywatchingfilmandfantasy,especiallyErotica.Youbothfantasizehowsuppleyourbodiescan
beslipping,slidingandtwistingtogether

XIII.Death
Sex,Inscrutable,Spooky
Inahuskyvoiceyouask,HowaboutafewSlipknots?..
YoufindyourselfhavingsexwithTaxmen,StockbrokersorLawyers.
Yourclothes?RedleatherlingerieunderaTrenchCoat,turningupathisworkplace.Fortheobsessed,you
stalkyourloverfortheday.Sexistransformational.
QuoteDarknessnevergoesawayonceyouveseenit.Youlearntoseethelightinthedarkness

XIV.Temperance
IntheMoment,Adventurous
Shetaunts..YoudontKnowWhatYouAreMissingOutOnwithMe
Youmaylovetheideaofgoingtothesaunatogether.Or,playingagameofsportuntilyourbodiesaresweaty
andgrimy.Lovemakingisconfidentandredhot.Thighsaretheerroneouszone.

XV.TheDevil
Initiators,Tenacious
Youquietlyarekeentoexperimentwithyoursexuallimitsandyourfears.
Monogamy?Polyandry?Polygamy?
Shesays,IfIgive110%thenIexpecta110%back

XVI.TheTower
Mysterious,Strong
Youwanttodosomethingthatisagamechanger.Youwanttobetakenintoanewworld,aworldunknown
andmysterioustoyou.Forexample,ifyoucoulddesignFindtheClueinvitationforyourpartner,then
blindfoldingyourpartnerforthecardrivetoyoursecretdestination.Alltheweekendsamorousactivities
havebeenpreplanned.SensuallyleadingyourLoverintotheabyssoftheunknown.

XVII.TheStar
Contradictory,Visionary
AsaparttothebuildtomakinglovethatnightyoubothattendaUtopianBeautySpa.Or,youdecidetotry
somethingouttherebyattendingaSwingerspartythatSaturdaynight.

XVIII.TheMoon
SupernaturalCharm,Hedonistic
YoudesiretoexperienceTantraforthefirsttime.Itisthejourneythatmattersnottheact.
Youscenttheroom.Youbreatheeachothersbreath.Eyesareopen.
Foreplayisslowandleisurely.
Tempt.Tease.Please

XIX.Sun
HighRomance,Generous
Youwantthesparkstofly!
Youlavishlypraiseyourpartneratwhatamagnificentloverheis.Youwantyourpartnertoshinewith
radianceandbliss.Youalsowanttoshineinyourpartnerseyes.

XX.Judgement
Intimacy,LotsofSex
Itisaboutsharingsharingeachotherscompany.
YouractofloveisServicedoingactsofservicelovinglyandacceptinglyalldayforyourpartner.Ifwords
mattertoyourpartner,thenyouleaveatrailofnotesinhiswallet,underhispillow,inhisbackpack,inhiscar.
Texthimalldaywithwordsofanticipation.Foreplaystartsatbreakfasttimeandgoesalldayandeveninguntil
itistime

XXI.TheWorld
ICan,OppositesAttract
Makingloveisaboutexperimentingwithworldlyorforeignsexualritualsandacts.Youhaveahierarchyof
pleasuresreadytobepulledoutinresponsetoyourpartnersfeelingsandmoods.