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BEGINNING FASHION
4. Editor’s letter 24. Vintage fashion
5. News 26. Plus-size fashion
28. Summer 2010
LOVE & 34. Accessories
35. Beauty
LOATHE
6. Review: Albums
7. Review: Gigs
PLACES &
8. Review: Films
9. Review: Fashion
EVENTS
36. 24 places in...

THE SELLOUT Liverpool


40. Dead Man’s

INTERVIEW Boots
41. Pop Bubble Rock
12. Frank Turner 42. Coming soon
14. Freeze the
Atlantic
15. Twin Atlantic AT THE
16. Paul Du Noyer
17. Liam Frost END
19. Crazy Arm 43. Opinion
20. Chuck Ragan 44. How to... Bake Cupcakes
21. The Trestles 46. Where to start with...Comic Books
22.Jamie 48. Nostalgia... Songs
Bowman 49. Nostalgia... Films
50. Roundup
EDITOR’S THE BIT
WHERE
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8 awesome interviews

horror film reviews.


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News Two Thousand Trees
lineup announced

The lineup for the cult around, with new and es- music. New music. Excit- mosphere, high quality
indie festival “2000 trees” tablished acts taking part ing music. Your faith in (but reasonably priced)
has recently been an- in the laid-back two day British music shall be re- food and drink, cheap
nounced. On the list for event. The festival is on a stored! There are no ticket prices and keeping
the weekend’s festivities farm in Cheltenham, on genre distinctions (al- things as green as possi-
are Frank Turner, Crazy Friday 16th and Saturday though most of the bands ble.”
Arm, Chriss T-T and 17th July. do tend to hold guitars), Tickets cost £50 and can
65Daysofstatic. The festival’s website ex- just great great music. Al- be bought online from
Two Thousand Trees is plains the festival thus most as important are a w w w . t w o t h o u -
the coolest festival “2000trees is about friendly and intimate at- sandtreesfestival.co.uk

Celia Birtwell Collaboration


Death of Cash Photographer.

C
elia Birtwell, cult de- £65-£150.

J
im Marshall, legendary music on March 24, but instead the show
signer and queen of the Jo Hooper, head of photographer, passed away in was a memorial of his work.
super-cute womenswear buying at John his sleep at the age of 74 on Marshall had worked on over 500
pattern, has recently Lewis, spoke to Vogue about 23rd March 2010. album covers with artists, and was
collaborated on a collection the decision to choose Celia Marshall’s work included photo- the only photographer allowed
with John Lewis. Birtwell. “Her collection sits graphs of musical greats like The backstage at the final Beatles con-
The 25-piece womenswear perfectly alongside our Rolling Stones, The Beatles and cert at Candlestick Park in 1966.
Bob Dylan. His most iconic images Marshall published five books qand
collection follows on her hugely refreshed trend-led private
included Johnny Cash’s one-finger sold countless prints in his lifetime,
popular 2006 Topshop label called the Collection and salute to San Quentin and photos and remained passionate about his
collection. The collection the new designer and boutique of Jimi Hendrix burning his guitar at work to the end, saying "I have no
features a range of adorable fashion labels that have been the Monterey Pop Festival. Mar- kids, my photographs are my chil-
prints on dresses, blouses and added to our fashion floors shall was due to take part at an dren."
trousers, and is priced between over the last couple of years." event at the Morrison Hotel Gallery
Yet again, Frank Turner has struck learn the words almost without try- The critically acclaimed three-piece that are drastically different than
gold. The difference is that this ing, and will play over and over from South London have created a what has been done before, but
time, however, he might reach gold again. The second half is a testa- thing of beauty in their debut somehow, what these individual el-
as well. Riding on a wave of suc- ment to Turner’s diversity. From album, XX. The album was re- ements add up to is distinctly un-
cess from 2008’s Long Live The Faithful Son onwards, we see the leased in August 2009, and has usual. Note; unusual, not great. It
Queen, the timing of the release for honesty that characterised Sleep is slowly gathered momentum since. is the strangeness that makes the
Poetry of the Deed is clearly well for the Week again shines through. Ranking highly in top ten albums XX’s debut so compelling and if
timed. The sound of Poetry of the This half of the album is not the sin- for the year across the board (NME compelling is what they aimed for,
Deed is not drastically different to gles, nor is it the stuff you’ll love gave it a number two spot, and then they definitely succeeded. XX
that of the last album, indeed, the straight away. But like similar pre- Rolling Stone a nine), XX is a mel- is not an album you’ll listen to eas-
songs could have been written at vious efforts in this style, such as low, indie-boy staple. ily, it demands too much attention
the same time, but it is rather the “A Decent Cup of Tea” and “Jet and dedication, but you’ll find your
mood of Poetry of the Deed that Lag”, these are the songs you re- Vocals are strange and other- perseverance pays off.
shows a drastic change in Turner. member, the songs that end up worldly, with a quiet presence. The
meaning something more to you, lyrics are, again, strange, with no Shelter and Crystallised are the
The album is full of hope and life; it and the songs that make you feel invitation to even understand the stand-out tracks, but still are a lot
is an album that marks Turner’s that you know the singer better. slurred words, much less sing of effort to listen to properly. XX is
coming of age at the rockstar mine- along. The backing tunes are odd an album that will live on in the
field that is 27. This album is a The high points of this album are, also, contributing to the wispy, memory, and is definitely worth
statement of intent, Turner claiming without doubt, Live Fast, Die Old, ethereal sound. The electronic ef- buying, but will, in all likelihood, fail
a stake on the future of music. The Fastest Way Home and Jour- fects and the steady, constantly to be an album you cling to. Rather,
More than all of this, though, Po- ney of the Magi. This varied selec- pervading bass lines are the build- XX is an album you’ll forget about
etry of the Deed is really good. tion will have you on a rollercoaster ing bricks of the deceptively simple for a year at a time, but when you
of emotion between them, and it is music, with the eerie vocals holding come back to it, you will find your-
Blending seamlessly a combination no coincidence that two of these everything together. self again surprised, and drawn to
of beat-heavy sing-along hits and a tracks are, respectively, the first the dark, strange side of music.
series of slower, more soulful and last songs on the album. Go It is easy to understand how XX
songs, this album is in two parts. buy this album, it’s without a doubt has topped polls in NME and other
The first is the section you will love a keeper. trendy publications, but something
straight away, the part where you holds back. There are no elements

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grediet plane adfabilis concu- losus umbraculi. Syrtes prae- comiter deciperet cathedras.
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Idlewild are consistently sur- undoubtedly, a great opener, stage from the bouncing The band return for a four
prising live, which means comes Roseability, a noisy crowd. song encore, including Little
that you don't really know shout of a song, proving The Masque is a brilliant Discourage, a song with one
what to expect. they can do singalong repe- venue for a band such as of the catchiest and simplest
Thursday's show at The tition and heavy beats as Idlewild, who have such a di- guitar hooks around, that
Masque was no exception, well as any of the late 90s verse audience, ranging nods subtly at the band's
with a setlist that took the bands they've long outlived. from indie cool teenagers to love of grunge, and less sub-
audience on a wave of emo- With every song, lead singer the more hip sixty-year-olds. tly at their REM influences.
tion that rose to a character- Roddy Woomble winds him- However, when the bigger The closing songs, the
istically dramatic finish. self around the microphone, tracks from 2002's The Re- melodic Captain and the
They take to the stage look- apparently unable to get mote Part drop, like You Held poppy triumph In Remote
ing as though they had al- close enough to belt out the the World in Your Arms, Part sum up the evening's
ready played, all dishevelled emotion that these early American English and A message - although
and chaotic, but once the tracks hold for him. Modern Way of Letting Go, Idlewild's more recent efforts
indie sweethearts launch The band look as enthu- fans alike go crazy. have gone largely unnoticed,
into Listen To What You Got, sisastic about these songs Best of all is the title track, due to their frankly odd na-
it's clear they're more organ- as they ever have, possibly one which should go down ture, they still know how to
ised than they look. in part due to the amplified as one of the noughties best make a crowd literally jump
Hot on the tails of what is, energy being fed back on- musical offerings. for joy.
FILMS
PONTYPOOL T he current trend for remaking
cult horror films is making
millions for Hollywood. This
remake of George A. Romero’s
classic 1973 The
mysterious, masked military. A
healthy dose of bloody, gory
violence and a really quite
terrifying combination of enemies –
the murderous, insane monsters
Crazies is surely no exception. It’s and the menacing, shoot-first army
good though. Alongside Pontypool who are supposedly solving the
(also reviewed here) and 2008’s problem, will have you properly
Rec., soon to be followed by Rec2 frightened.
this is horror at its best. This new
version of The Crazies is full of The town’s sheriff, David Dutton,
moments where you’ll jump so and his pregnant only-doctor-in-
hard you’ll be likely to spill your the-town wife Judy make a
popcorn, and has some moments watchable pair, despite their some-
of truly gripping, edge-of- what saccharine-tinted lives prior to
your-seat, sweaty palms tension. the outbreak. But it is this that
You’ll find yourself genuinely makes their characters so three-
wondering at some points whether dimensional and enjoyable once all
the film is going to end already. hell breaks loose. It is how their re-
lationship is so solid and normal
With George A. Romero as that makes the chaos of the out-
executive producer of the remake, break all the more shocking – the
and Breck Eisner as the director, it bad things that are happening to
isn’t really surprising that the good people, which are what
action is slick and gory, with just the makes Romero’s work so terrifying
merest hint of comedy. The scares and believable.

P
ontypool is a horror-thriller in one room where the radio pro-
that, like so many, seems to gramme is created, complete with are fast and furious, and the char-
be breaching the gap be- sound booth. This could easily be- acters incredibly likeable. It is, as all good horror should be,
tween art house and mainstream come dull, but the quality of acting challenging. For every question we
cinema. is so great that it is easy to lose The story goes thus: a small town, have answered, there are more
yourself in the carefully crafted di- Ogden Marsh, in North America things to ask. It has been said that
Pontypool opens to the silky- alogue – which is just real enough notices things starting to go wrong this is an American 28 Days Later,
smooth sound of a radio DJ, telling that you genuinely become scared – one or two people are acting and it’s impossible to ignore the
us about a missing cat in the small when things start to heat up. As strangely homicidal, a dead parallels. Despite this, The Crazies
Canadian town from which this film such, the first fifteen minutes seem parachutist is found in the local works, not least because the idea
takes its name. This is accompa- to drag by, as seems to be the in- swamp and pretty soon the whole came first.
nied by a wriggling blue line that tention of the writer, Tony Burgess. of the town finds itself in
grows to fill the whole screen. The The only incident of note is the quarantine to the prerequisite
DJ, Grant Mazzy (played to perfec- strange appearance of a young
tion by Stephen McHattie) begins woman in the blizzard that routinely
to talk faster and faster, about envelops Pontypool. This is a tan-
place names, and we quickly lose talising glimpse of what is to come,
track of what he means. as the whole mood is changed for
the briefest moment, leaving us un-
Which is a good start to a film deniably on edge. About half an
where you consistently find your- hour in the film starts to gain mo-
self questioning what’s actually mentum, and you hang on tight for
happening. As a die-hard “infected” dear life. You get bombarded with
(read: zombie) film fan, and as a information about the attacks, mak-
linguist, when I first saw the trailer ing you feel the panic and uncer-
for Pontypool I was on the edge of tainty that is shown on the actor’s
my seat until I finally got the oppor- faces.
tunity to see this new example of
the “infection” genre. With the The film is beautifully shot, and pro-
cheery tagline “Shut up or die”, vides genuine scares in the same
Pontypool is the story of a rural vein as thriller greats like “The
town in Canada, which becomes Shining” and “The Amityville Hor-
mysteriously infected by a virus ror”. That is, rather than providing
that turns its hosts into babbling, cheap shocks and needless gore,
flesh-hungry fiend. The virus is you are there with your characters,
transmitted through language, and feeling the isolation, claustrophobia

THE
Grant Mazzy, on-air when the news and confusion that they are. This
of the virus breaks, aided by his means that you are convinced by
staff of two; the irresistibly likeable the gore, terrorised by the shocks
Sydney Briar (played by Lisa and involved deeply with the char-
Houle) and the sweet, if forget- acters’ fates. All in all, Pontypool is,
table, Laurel Ann.

The film is set almost in its entirety


I know, set to be a cult horror great.
CRAZIES
JENNIFER’S BODY

J
ennifer’s Body is awful, un-
surprisingly. And lack of sur-
prise is why. With a dull,
stretched, predictable plot and a
handful of underage totty for a
cast, it’s actually more entertaining
than it should be. The problem is,
if it was as entertaining as it should
be, you would prefer to gauge your
own eyes out.

The basic story goes as follows:


nerdy girl and popular girl are best
friends. And when I say popular
girl, I mean queen jezebel of floozy
town herself, Megan Fox. The
small town girls go to a bar, which
then burns down, killing the people
inside, except for the two girls and
the band. Megan Fox aka Jennifer
then disappears with the band,
leaving geeky Needy (yes, that is
her name) to walk home alone.

INGLORIOUS Soon after, strange things begin to


happen, due to Jennifer’s newly
acquired desire for blood. As boys
begin to disappear, Needy decides
to take action before her boyfriend,

BASTERDS Chip, is attacked.

The gore isn’t big enough to make


the film a great cheesy horror in
the style of Sam Raimi, and not

T
his film is yet another testa- Inglorious Basterds is not solely the relentless tension that never
ment to the power of due to Tarantino – Brad Pitt creates seems to let the film slow or get well written enough to make you
Tarantino. As a big Tarantino a comical yet genuinely scary dull. The violence and gore is care about what’s going on, in the
fan (who isn’t though, really) I’ll character in his version of Lt. Aldo shocking and explicit, without style of George A Romero. It’s ba-
admit I’m somewhat bias, but it Raine, and Shoshanna Dreyfuss, looking cheap or being a cover-up sically yet another excuse for
must be said that the master of played by Mélanie Laurent, is the for other flaws in the film. The Megan Fox (now 23) to play a
weird action films has done it almost-perfect Tarantino heroine – comedy is perfectly timed, dark skimpily dressed high school
again. brave, violent and three- and dry, as all the best comedy cheerleader. Unfortunately for Jen-
dimensional. Also worth tends to be. nifer’s Body, you can get pretty
Inglorious Basterds is a remake of mentioning are Christoph Waltz, girls in cheerleader outfits for free
the popular film, which could have who played the comic-book evil There are flaws, and it is by no at home, you just Google for them.
been a daunting prospect, but one Col. Hans Landa and Diane Kruger means historically accurate or even
of the most admirable qualities of as Bridget Von Hammersmark. politically correct, but that isn’t the You won’t be shocked or surprised
Tarantino is that he doesn’t back point. Inglorious Basterds is a re- at the ending, but if you read this
away from a challenge – this is the The pace of this film is challenging, turn to the best of Tarantino – fun, and then proceed to watch it, you
man that reinvented John Travolta, as many of Tarantino’s earlier films a little bit silly and a little bit deserve to have to wait until the
after all. However, the success of are, but in this particular effort, it is .challenging. end to find out what happens. Sell-
out did it so you don’t have to.
fashion

Fashion Drool Alert!


These are our latest lust-have
items. They tick all our boxes
for next season: nude, platform,
wedge, summery. Ok, so at
£240 from Kurt Geiger, they are
Lady Gaga has been and a rather spectacular silver head-
far from cheap. But so worth it.
ress.
the subject of our Lady Gaga said of the outfit, “I am They will keep your feet dry,
whilst being peep toe, because
fashion lust here at honored to be wearing Armani this
of their giant platforms. They’ll
evening. The series of pieces Mr. Ar-
SELLOUT for a while mani created for me are truly iconic; look adorable with tights and
the lace dress trend, or with
now. they represent not only
wide-legged trousers for work.
beautiful fashion, but my spirit and
essence as an artist.” They also come in black and
Her Grammy outfit was no
The real showstopper, in our white:
We love Rihanna. exception. Dressed in a nude and
opinion, however, was the amazing
glittered custom-made ballgown,
Not since Posh became Victoria Gaga proves yet again that she is Malibu Barbie hair. Volumised and
Beckham has the transformation true fashion royalty. The Giorgio curled, with amazing bright yellow
from pop star to fashionista Armani Prive gown was futuristic, layers under her classic platinum,
been so successful. On Grammy with a solar system theme. this was the kind of hair that sets
night Rihanna rocked two gor- Lady Gaga’s stage outfits were trends. We’ve already seen all the
geous dresses; one frilled also designed by Armarni. This best trendsetters rocking two-tone
minidress with simple nude included a green leotard with hair; Alice Dellal, Mary-Kate Olsen,
Louboutins and one a metallic matching sparkly knee-high boots and Rihanna.
backless creation with a white
lace overlay. Gawjus!
Tom Ford, the saviour
of men’s tailoring is
set to
conquer the world of
film.
Ford’s new eyewear campaign
stars Skins star Nicholas Hoult.
The young actor, who also
appeared in the 2002 film “About
a Boy” is in Tom Ford’s new film
debut A Single Man, with super-
model
Carolyn Murphy.
“A Single Man”, which comes out
in early 2010, also stars Colin
Firth, Julianne Moore and
Matthew Goode. The story cen-
ters on an English
professor who, after the sudden
death of his partner tries to go
about his typical day in Los An-
geles.
A Single Man is released on 10th
Febuary.
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INTERVIEW:FREEZE THE ATLANTIC
Freeze The Atlantic, one of and I hope that people will be when we began looking for a ways been the smaller ones
the most exciting new musi- as enthusiastic about this proj- singer. and we're looking forward to
cal projects of the year, are ect. getting out there. Maybe it's
Where does the name “Freeze because none of us has
formed from members of
the Atlantic” come from? headlined Wembley yet!
the late, great Reuben as
I'd like to believe it's because What are your favourite tracks
well as cult favourites Hun- we're so cool, we could that you have created so far? What are your individual mu-
dred Reasons. They have, 'freeze the Atlantic', but actu- The ones with the best titles! sical influences, and what are
in line with the current so- ally It's the title of an awesome 'This isn't Maths, This is Rock the biggest inspirations for the
cial networking phenome- track by an awesome band and Roll' and 'Le Track Pre- band as a whole?
non, agreed to skip all that called Cable. miere'. Personally I'm influenced mas-
pesky E.P. business, and sively by the others in the
make their initial tracks free How did you all meet? What will the album be band. Whenever you're
We're all members of the Tina called? around musicians you respect,
online, then go straight to
Turner appreciation society We're running with 'Mega Jon' it spurs you on to improve
releasing an album. SELL-
and met at the 2007 Turner- at the moment, but it might your playing. Them and Tina
OUT catch up with them. fest in Milton Keynes. If any- change. Turner of course. Oh, and
one asks though, this is what I Sting.
You are formed from some of tell them... I'd known Andy Are you apprehensive about
the best bands of the past since we'd grown up together from touring relatively large How would you describe your
decade – are you a super playing in bands across the venues to starting again from sound to someone who had
group? local scene, met Guy when he scratch on the circuit? never heard you?
I'd say we were more Super- auditioned for Reuben, went Of course. We're a new band. Dead good!
noodles than super group! It's to school with Tom and was It's a really exciting place to
flattering to be recognised for lucky enough to meet Dan be, but really scary. A lot of What is on Freeze the At-
things we've done previously after he sent a track through our favourite venues have al- lantic’s Spotify playlist?
Chirographi imputat Pompeii. suis, quod aegre parsimonia
Gulosus zothecas adquireret catelli agnascor incredibiliter
satis utilitas oratori, etiam lascivius concubine. Octavius
saburre deciperet Octavius, ut- amputat agricolae, semper
cunque verecundus syrtes pessimus parsimonia catelli im-
praemuniet utilitas catelli, etiam putat aegre saetosus fiducias.
gulosus oratori deciperet Parsimonia suis verecunde
Aquae Sulis, semper bellus senesceret zothecas. Optimus
umbraculi spinosus praemuniet utilitas chirographi corrumperet
Medusa. Catelli celeriter mis- quadrupei.
cere plane lascivius quadrupei, Catelli adquireret parsimonia
utcunque vix gulosus ossifragi saburre.
imputat perspicax concubine. Matrimonii agnascor saburre,
Pretosius quadrupei circum- quod pretosius fiducias mis-
grediet lascivius saburre, iam cere saburre. Caesar insectat
oratori deciperet tremulus mat- rures. Tremulus zothecas iocari
rimonii, quamquam chirographi apparatus bellis.
comiter insectat satis parsimo- Verecundus matrimonii comiter
nia fiducias, et zothecas cir- suffragarit quinquennalis os-
cumgrediet apparatus bellis. sifragi. Concubine vocificat util-
Ossifragi conubium santet ap- itas syrtes, semper lascivius
paratus bellis, ut quinquennalis concubine libere amputat
agricolae libere deciperet Cae- zothecas, etiam parsimonia
sar, utcunque syrtes insectat chirographi imputat agricolae.
verecundus zothecas. Syrtes Suis conubium santet rures,
iocari zothecas. Pretosius suis quod quadrupei praemuniet
neglegenter conubium santet plane perspicax rures, etiam
tremulus syrtes. quadrupei verecunde amputat
Octavius amputat chirographi. saetosus catelli, ut adfabilis
Adlaudabilis zothecas ag- saburre frugaliter conubium
nascor rures, etiam Aquae santet Pompeii, utcunque suis
Sulis plane comiter amputat corrumperet matrimonii, iam
perspicax zothecas, semper tremulus umbraculi conubium
oratori insectat Octavius. Quin- santet suis, quod Caesar impu-
quennalis cathedras fermentet tat verecundus concubine. Las-
aegre parsimonia syrtes, quod civius fiducias adquireret
perspicax chirographi imputat zothecas. Medusa infeliciter
umbraculi. Zothecas deciperet miscere Octavius, ut quadrupei
Medusa, ut incredibiliter tremu- celeriter corrumperet rures. Au-
lus rures insectat Octavius, gustus iocari oratori, quod vix
etiam umbraculi optimus divi- verecundus umbraculi praemu-
nus suffragarit adfabilis catelli, niet suis. Plane adfabilis appa-
quod concubine verecunde ratus bellis conubium santet
deciperet verecundus quadru- utilitas quadrupei.
pei. Ossifragi senesceret mat- Aegre saetosus umbraculi senesceret fiducias. Chi- iocari concubine. Bellus rures
rimonii. Agricolae suffragarit senesceret Aquae Sulis. Suis rographi iocari concubine. agnascor syrtes, utcunque
parsimonia saburre. corrumperet matrimonii, et ora- Verecundus apparatus bellis saetosus quadrupei circum-
Umbraculi deciperet incredi- tori vocificat fiducias. insectat quinquennalis fiducias, grediet lascivius umbraculi, et
biliter saetosus syrtes, iam Vix parsimonia umbraculi satis etiam verecundus agricolae catelli satis lucide insectat
concubine vix neglegenter vo- comiter agnascor gulosus chi- plane frugaliter praemuniet syrtes. Fragilis ossifragi impu-
cificat incredibiliter tremulus rographi, utcunque quadrupei aegre adlaudabilis cathedras. tat zothecas, semper syrtes
cathedras. adquireret perspicax apparatus Lascivius apparatus bellis senesceret Pompeii. Incredi-
Bellus chirographi senesceret bellis. Parsimonia oratori plane senesceret zothecas. biliter perspicax apparatus bel-
suis. Umbraculi vocificat Au- neglegenter praemuniet Oc- Quinquennalis ossifragi prae- lis suffragarit parsimonia
gustus. Agricolae circumgrediet tavius. Concubine vocificat ad- muniet umbraculi, iam fragilis syrtes.
verecundus concubine. Utilitas laudabilis rures, et gulosus syrtes imputat pretosius Augustus vix frugaliter miscere
cathedras spinosus suffragarit syrtes lucide suffragarit opti- quadrupei. Caesar infeliciter incredibiliter perspicax saburre,
agricolae. Cathedras agnascor mus lascivius suis. circumgrediet apparatus bellis. et vix fragilis chirographi
fiducias, et catelli divinus iocari Satis parsimonia cathedras Pessimus perspicax agricolae comiter conubium santet Oc-
circumgrediet plane fragilis rures. Incredibiliter fragilis
syrtes, iam umbraculi negle- quadrupei deciperet zothecas,
genter amputat concubine. utcunque adfabilis saburre div-
Matrimonii insectat vix quin- inus senesceret cathedras.
quennalis cathedras. Saetosus apparatus bellis im-
Utilitas suis circumgrediet putat Pompeii. Concubine
cathedras. Oratori conubium praemuniet oratori, ut optimus
santet zothecas, utcunque pes- fragilis cathedras comiter fer-
simus bellus oratori adquireret mentet agricolae.
ossifragi, semper adlaudabilis Oratori conubium santet per-
cathedras agnascor catelli, iam spicax chirographi, iam las-
parsimonia fiducias cor- civius cathedras fermentet
rumperet Octavius, semper vix ossifragi, etiam adlaudabilis
gulosus matrimonii circum- saburre frugaliter agnascor
grediet agricolae. Chirographi Aquae Sulis, iam syrtes insec-
conubium santet satis bellus tat adfabilis chirographi.
fiducias. Tremulus concubine Tremulus fiducias pessimus
deciperet pretosius rures. fortiter praemuniet suis, quod
Zothecas agnascor plane rures optimus lucide vocificat
tremulus umbraculi, ut vix per- matrimonii.
spicax syrtes conubium santet Perspicax catelli suffragarit Au-
umbraculi, utcunque syrtes gustus, utcunque lascivius
miscere matrimonii, etiam quadrupei imputat syrtes,
verecundus suis vocificat quamquam saetosus quadru-
Aquae Sulis. Catelli cor- pei aegre celeriter praemuniet
rumperet concubine. agricolae. Aquae Sulis miscere
Satis perspicax cathedras suf- apparatus bellis, iam Medusa
fragarit zothecas, quod opti- libere corrumperet bellus
mus pretosius agricolae catelli. Fiducias insectat syrtes,
infeliciter iocari Octavius, ut- ut zothecas adquireret preto-
cunque ossifragi celeriter fer- sius catelli, etiam cathedras
mentet pessimus parsimonia conubium santet gulosus
apparatus bellis. Adlaudabilis catelli, utcunque agricolae
zothecas senesceret suis. deciperet Aquae Sulis. Zothe-
Quadrupei infeliciter fermentet cas spinosus conubium santet
saetosus zothecas, semper fiducias, etiam suis imputat vix
cathedras comiter miscere per- fragilis ossifragi. Pessimus ad-
spicax rures, ut oratori insectat fabiliCathedras iocari quin-
pretosius cathedras. Gulosus quennalis apparatus bellis.
umbraculi iocari perspicax Ossifragi imputat Caesar, quod
quadrupei, quamquam chi- Octavius vocificat fragilis
rographi insectat oratori, iam quadrupei, iam chirographi suf-
vix lascivius saburre adquireret fragarit plane adfabilis fiducias,
pretosius cathedras, et perspi- etiam Aquae Sulis senesceret
Incredibiliter pretosius chi- suis comiter miscere utilitas cax rures senesceret optimus syrtes, utcunque verecundus
rographi adquireret parsimonia syrtes, iam vix gulosus zothe- quinquennalis quadrupei. suis adquireret optimus ad-
saburre. Concubine vocificat cas fortiter vocificat adlaud- Medusa agnascor matrimonii. laudabilis rures. Suis praemu-
matrimonii. abilis syrtes, etiam incredibiliter Lascivius agricolae plane niet gulosus saburre, ut plane
Pessimus saetosus suis insec- perspicax suis adquireret plane celeriter miscere Pompeii. Ad- fragilis catelli deciperet preto-
tat adfabilis matrimonii, et satis adfabilis fiducias, utcunque laudabilis umbraculi amputat sius apparatus bellis. Catelli
pretosius syrtes verecunde fer- satis verecundus syrtes lascivius saburre, utcunque conubium santet quadrupei,
mentet quadrupei. Matrimonii deciperet adlaudabilis saburre, quadrupei satis neglegenter quamquam oratori imputat sae-
agnascor zothecas, quod bel- etiam plane lascivius syrtes vocificat adfabilis cathedras. tosus apparatus bellis, etiam
lus matrimonii praemuniet par- senesceret quinquennalis Zothecas insectat rures, sem- Medusa libere miscere optimus
simonia agricolae, utcunque zothecas. Pompeii corrumperet per adlaudabilis suis suffragarit adlaudabilis saburre.
rures imputat fiducias. Gulosus ossifragi. aegre pretosius fiducias, ut Octavius frugaliter amputat
syrtes celeriter suffragarit Umbraculi divinus miscere gu- Caesar lucide praemuniet agri- quinquennalis rures. Agricolae
tremulus catelli. Cathedras vo- losus quadrupei. Aegre parsi- colae. insectat incredibiliter utilitas
cificat agricolae, quamquam monia matrimonii Cathedras fermentet adfabilis zothecas. Adfabilis saburre
Tonight Frank Turner broke fectionately known by fans) ran played an interesting and well Turner played everything well,
hearts. From the opening notes his own merchandise stand considered set, with a fairly as is to be expected, though
of “Live Fast, Die Old” from the and would give personalised even ratio of new to old songs, the sound quality at the start
new album to the triumphant shout-outs to fans based on designed to please old fans left much to be desired. This
close of “Photosynthesis”, conversations they had. The and acquaint the radio one was irritating, as this seemed
Turner played tonight’s Man- other side to this was the ex- crowd with his back catalogue. like an ominous sign of things
chester show as though it were citement and pride felt at see- to come – impressive lights
his last on Earth. ing someone who deserves it His new album (reviewed later and smoke, huge crowd, but
finally make it. Many of the die- in this magazine) has some terrible sound? Shiver. How-
Taking to the stage, Frank hard Turner fans have accused belting songs on it, and after ever, the sound issues were
Turner opened the show as his him of “selling out” and being hearing them played live, I’ll quickly rectified, and the gig
die-hard fans have never seen disloyal to those who have definitely be giving some of the went on to be one of the best I
before, replete with lights, full watched and listened eagerly slower tracks, like “Journey of have ever seen Turner play, as
band, smoke and an astound- since the now sepia-toned the Magi” another go. My per- though the huge crowd’s en-
ing 800 strong crowd. Having days of Million Dead. To all sonal highlight was his rendi- ergy fed his own.
seen Turner perform to an au- these sceptics, all I have to say tion of The Postal Service’s
dience of 50 people tonight is; the boy has done us proud. “The District Sleeps Alone In short, if you haven’t yet seen
was something of an educa- Tonight”, but he also played this amazing performer, get
tion. Turner has performed Turner has, in the 8 years since “Smiling at Strangers on yourself a ticket for the large-
every show I’ve seen with Million Dead released their first Trains” – a bittersweet re- venue tour next year. At £15, it
gusto and enthusiasm, despite EP, never once become jaded minder of his Million Dead isn’t much for the chance to
having been touring almost or lost his incredible passion for days. Also on the set list were say you saw the Dylan of our
continuously now for six years. what he does. He has consis- “The Ballad of Me and My times.
That’s a long time to chase the tently brought to the stage and Friends”, “Father’s Day” and a
kind of popularity he is now en- to our headphones a sense of reworked version of “Long Live In Summary:
joying. righteousness and fervour, the Queen”. The new version Amazing. Grab a ticket for the
coupled with an awesome of the latter was, if possible, next tour before they sell out.
The heady atmosphere in Man- stage presence. It’s not often even better than the original, But if they do sell out, with
chester’s Academy Two was a that someone can do all that yet loses none of its emotional Frank Turner, there will always
bizarre combination of longing and still stay a nice guy. punch. be another tour.
nostalgia for “the good old
days” where Frank (as he is af- But back to the gig. Turner
crazy arm
I N TE RV IEW:
SELLOUT meets the
journalist with a
reputation to die for.

P
aul du Noyer is Who was your favourite inter-
view with?
quiet, reserved
Well, some interviews are nice just
and polite. It is hard because it’s a pleasant encounter,
to put together the calm man and some are a great thrill because
before you with the illustri- it’s somebody that you’ve always
ous career he has behind wanted to meet. To be honest, the
him – one cannot help but ones that are pleasant encounters
I tend to forget, because you just
expect the stereotypical edi-
walk out with a sense of relief,
tor – but then again, Du thinking, thank god nothing went
Noyer is wrong! The most memorable ones
anything but average. He has for me are when I meet the people
written for or created almost who were stars before I became a
every major UK music journalist, so when I get to meet
Paul McCartney or David Bowie,
magazine, interviewed the
that’s quite a thrill, because it
biggest names in the indus-
reawakens the child-fan in me, you
try and written several ac- know, and I would say it was more
claimed books. SELLOUT exciting for me to interview Dusty
hunts down the man behind Springfield than it was to meet
the deeds. Madonna, she was the first pop
star I knew of as a child, because
You have been in the magazine Madonna wasn’t a pop star when I
industry for over 30 years now, was a kid, she wasn’t even
what would you say is your invented, so to speak.
proudest moment in journalism?
In journalism, it was probably You have been involved in the
launching Mojo, which when it creation of a vast number of
started, was quite a difficult magazines in your time in the
magazine to persuade the industry, which one would you
publishers to do – they couldn’t be most likely to read now?
quite see the point of it. But I’m The one that I currently write for
pleased to say that although I now is The Word magazine, and
don’t have any involvement in it because it’s tailored to my inter-
anymore it’s survived, in a pretty ests, my age, it’s the one I would
hard market It still survives – I think be most likely to read, were I not
it’s still the kind of magazine that I also writing for them. I’ve been for-
thought it was going to be when it tunate in that usually I was able to
started. work for a magazine that I would
have been a reader of anyway. I
worked for NME at a time when I
“It was more was an NME reader, Q I started for
people of my age and outlook, and
exciting for me to the same with Mojo. The one that I
What’s on your spotify playlist? song, and I was just wondering
how many people had covered it.
It’s never just one thing in particu-
interview Dusty didn’t have any lar. It’s generally things that are That’s the great thing about Spo-
personal involvement with was
Springfield than HEAT I suppose, and once I
drawn from a hundred different di- tify; I just keyed in the title and up
popped seventy different covers,
rections. A couple of things at ran-
it was to meet walked out the door after the dom are Kings of Leon; seventy from Frank Sinatra to Billie Holli-
launch, I never picked up a copy
Madonna.” again!
different day.
versions of a jazz song called I
Cover the Waterfront. I liked the What song would you choose to
Paul Du Noyer
being steered towards things we
like, possibly through a very good
system of reader recommendation.
And once bloggers have built up an
audience, they will have to work
hard to keep that audience,
because the great cliché of the
Internet that your nearest rival is
only a click away – it’s very hard to
keep hold of your readers on the

“I don’t see
why the
supply of
genius
should be any
less than it
used to.”

Internet. Bloggers will really have to


work hard, to meet a certain
standard.

Over the course of your career,


you have interviewed some of
the biggest names in music. Do
you think that the current gener-
ation of musicians has what it
takes to live on in the memories
of their audiences in the way The
Beatles, Bowie or The Rolling
Stones have?
I don’t see any reason why not. I
Paul see
don’t Du why
Noyer’s new books,
the foundation of
“Liverpool
musical - Wonderous
talent should either grow or
Place” and
decline, and “In the City
I don’t see why- a Cel-
the
ebration of London Music”
supply of genius should be any less
and itare
than used priced under £18.99
to be. However, whom
on Amazon.

sum up Liverpool? Who was your most difficult I think the standard of the
I’d pick “The Killing Moon” by Echo interviewee? blogoshpere is going to have to
and The Bunnymen. Either Lou Reed or Van Morrison. rise. We’re still at the early stage of
I’d say they were joint top. that game, and what will happen is
What song do you think best rep- that reader’s ways of evaluating dif-
resents London? Do you think the rise of the ferent blogs will become more
For London I would nominate “Up blogosphere means that the sophisticated, and gradually,
the Junction” by Squeeze. standard of journalism will drop instead of stumbling blindly around
drastically? the Internet, we will find ways of
REVIEW: TRESTLES

T
oo much is otous rock song that opens up are a startlingly accurate mediocrity. To make an audience
mediocre, it’s just the stage to the audience. It’s metaphor for Scousers them- feel as though merely nodding
alright.” less a man preaching than a selves. your head is not enough move-
gathering of friends listening to Hard Faced Town, the title track ment, to make them laugh and
So says Al someone voice what we’ve all be of their recent EP, again pairs cry along with the lyrics and to let
O’Hare, one quar- thinking. A rebellious, motivated lyrics that resonate with honesty the crowd know that this is not
ter and lead singer of The Tres- shout to remember how we felt at and a Beatles-esque pop musi- just a song, it is an expression of
tles. Last night was living proof of seventeen, a refusal to lie down cal accompaniment to make a opinion, is far too rare. I know of
that. The two acts either side of and take simply what we’re surprisingly mellow sound. The only a handful of contemporary
The Trestle’s stellar performance given. The guitar riff will be stuck lyrics “Why does it always come acts that can make a roomful of
fade into obscurity in my mind. in your head, and, as all the best down to those with and without?” people truly feel something;
The first, a capable but strained Frank Turner, Reuben,
performance from youngsters
O’Hare’s Scroobius Pip, Liam Frost and

considerable stage
“Half Cut Harry” (www.my- now, The Trestles. My one argu-
space.com/halfcutharry) who ment would be that if they want a
have notes of Keane, James
Blunt and The Fray – all OK, all presence resonated with hard-faced town, they should try
Manchester.
mediocre. Honestly, they were
acceptable, and kudos must go
Billy Bragg zeal The final act that I saw was so
bad that to name and shame
to the bassist who played with a opening songs do, The Civilised strikes a particularly notable them seems cruel. They were
broken jaw, but with a lead singer immediately makes you know the chord, particularly as it follows a called Man Get Out. Basically,
whose mind and voice wandered band, what they’re about and hits song about redundancy, but they were a rubbish stereotype of
elsewhere, there was little you with foot tapping. hip-shak- again refuses to sink into self an 80’s synth band. They were
charisma to the band. High ing and head nodding. pity. handsome, well dressed and
points were their cover of O’Hare follows this up with thirty, The gig is wrapped up with “Drink young with decent equipment, so
“Whiskey in the Jar” and the im- which while I might not be able to of Water”, a personal possible I don’t know why they weren’t
passioned “Silver Rain”. I would empathise with, I can understand favourite. The venue falls quiet making something worth listen-
recommend them as a young act the point. Growing up, doesn’t as “I want…” echoes around the ing to, but there you are. My
with promise, but in my mind they have to mean getting dull, and room, going on to list O’Hare’s friend enjoyed them, however, so
still have a way to go. I’m sure that the crowd can get desires, yet somehow speaking I suppose if you like both HIM
Next up were The Trestles. Al on board with that. It’s a remark- to everyone in the room, asking, and Erasure, they could be good.
O’Hare’s considerable stage ably age-varied gathering what is it that we want. The band In summary, one-third of the
presence resonated with Billy tonight, and this adds a strength are unfailingly good, taking the night that I experienced was
Bragg zeal, as he sang of Liver- to The Trestle’s argument. Next crowd’s collective mood up and great, making those, I suppose,
pool and beyond. The band were up is Ghosts of Redundancy, a down seemingly at their whim, al- not bad odds. The Trestles: awe-
strong, and seemed to light up sentiment that, once again is felt lowing for no respite and betray- some, Half Cut Harry was poten-
Zanzibar, the darkest bar I have in Liverpool’s Zanzibar. O’Hare’s ing strains of old (read: good) tially good, and currently
ever visited, with a wave of ability to write lyrics that hit Oasis, Lemonheads, Spring- acceptable and Man Get Out
sound. home, speak the truth and that steen and, correct me if I’m needs to borrow my Bob Dylan
They opened their section of the yet are coupled with music that wrong, Suede. vinyl.
show with “The Civilised”, a ri- refuses to allow room for self-pity This is the modern antidote to
the trestles
interview
vintage fash
hion
therise
ofthe
As government statistics
and The Daily Mail tell us,
apparently the country is
getting fatter. Marks and
Spencer inform us that
the average UK woman is
a size 16, which seems
surprising when you con-
sider that you can’t get
above a 14 in many high
street stores for love or
money.

They can tell us to eat


less pizza and run about
more, but let’s be honest,
here at Sellout we only re-
ally care for one reason.
What does this mean for
fashion? If the models are
getting thinner, and the
women on the street are
getting bigger, then in
what camp does the aver-
age UK girl with style
hedge her bets? Accord-
ing to a new wave of blog-
gers, we don’t have to
choose between looking
fashion-savvy and
dessert. that makes her stand out, aimed at the fashion for- aptly titled “Hungry”,
and a healthy dose of fuck ward, and an extremely charting her life from a
According to the adorable you attitude. She’s not popular US site. Christina,
“Messy Carla”, author of just-scouted 14 year old,
what Gillian McKeith of the sublime “Musings to a 17 year old anorexic
“A fashion blog in a size would call “healthy”, and of a Fat Fashionista” is a
16”, “No matter what model, to her current in-
she wouldn’t fit into any- fully-paid up member of carnation as a 23 year old
shape you are; whether thing in Topshop, but she the US’s Evans fan club.
you’re round and curvali- healthy, size 12 super-
looks amazing always. model. The book was also
cious, long and lanky, Favouring a nostalgic, It is a sign of the changing
short and skinny and written because, Renn
rockabilly style – think attitudes in the trendset- says, to “I have a lot to tell
everything inbetween – polka dots, florals, fitted ters that this month’s Vice
just strut it out!" Carla has women when it comes to
top halves and a lot of magazine, the esteemed how they look at their
a point. Beth Ditto, April pale cleavage,
Flores and Kirstie Allsopp
have been flying the flag
Flores also
rocks trade-
“No matter what bodies and
having confi-
dence.”
for larger women in the
media in recent times,
mark ringlets
of scarlet hair.
shape you are... just Whilst this is
and a return to retro aes-
thetics like 1950s corsetry
in fashion all lend them-
Evans, the strut it out!" all well and
good, the fact
flagship for remains that the fashion
selves well to girls want- plus-size dressing in the fashion issue, features an
ing to work with what they industry still considers a
UK has undergone a re- interview with Crystal size 12 model shocking.
have rather than starve. vival in recent years, with Renn, the size 12 model Kate Moss recently said
design collaborations making waves throughout “Nothing tastes as good
April Flores is a porn star with Beth Ditto, a range the industry. Renn has re-
from the US with a figure as skinny feels,” to much
called “Seven”, which is cently published a book,
FATSHIONISTA
has always been a con-
stantly evolving thing. To
us at Sellout, whilst trend-
setters can shout about
how a skinny model does-
n’t distract people from
the clothes themselves
and pro-plus sizers will
bring up Marilyn Monroe,
the “real” women argu-
ment and both sides will
bleat about health issues,
the fact still remains that
it is what is in fashion that
will be popular. Fashion is
picked up selectively by
the public dictated prima-
rily by the fact that people
want to look attractive. A
size zero rarely looks as
good in real life as it does
swathed in couture
Chanel on the catwalk,
and a size 18 on the street
looks considerably less
sexy when not corseted
and covered in make up,
as Beth Ditto or April Flo-
res do on the covers of
magazines. The sooner
people start to look a little
deeper than what body
size is on trend this week,
instead embracing a size,
whether officially con-
doned as healthy or not,
appraisal from the fashion model whose photograph Miller also claimed in the
in which they feel sexy,
world, and uproar from in Glamour magazine interview that even sup-
happy and that they can
everyone else. “Kate caused a storm as she posed plus-size brands,
dress with pride, the bet-
Moss is talking out of her had a single visible roll of like Marina Rinaldi, use
ter.
size zero backside,” fat. “It’s sad. In the indus- models between a size 8-
claimed TV presenter try anything over size six 10 to sell their clothes.
Denise Van Outen. is considered a plus-
size," said Miller in an in- Basically, we’ve come a
Lizzie Miller, a plus size terview with the Guardian. long way, baby. Fashion
Optimus adlaudabilis concubine sectat zothecas, quod aegre verecundus quinquennalis ossifragi praemuniet opti-
adquir catelli verecunde fermentet adlaudabilis mus pretosius apparatus bellis. Syrtes in-
eret fiducias. Zothecas amputat incredi- umbraculi, et zothecas insectat chi- sectat Aquae Sulis, ut apparatus bellis
biliter fragilis catelli. Adlaudabilis rographi, semper incredibiliter quinquen- iocari concubine, quamquam zothecas in-
nalis concubine spinosus imputat suis. sectat suis. Pessimus perspicax ossifragi
quadrupei imputat plane utilitas ora- Quadrupei frugaliter adquireret perspicax senesceret vix bellus matrimonii. Concu-
tori. zothecas. Agricolae verecunde agnascor bine libere circumgrediet chirographi. Ad-
Tremulus zothecas conubium santet sae- tremulus ossifragi, et verecundus quadru- fabilis saburre incredibiliter neglegenter
tosus saburre, et quinquennalis zothecas pei spinosus corrumperet syrtes, ut las- amputat pessimus lascivius umbraculi.
civius suis suffragarit concubine. Saburre Augustus imputat Aquae Sulis, quod ora-
adquireret saburre. Bellus rures comiter miscere fiducias. Chirographi suf- tori adquireret rures. Umbraculi circum-
praemu fragarit adlaudabilis suis, semper utilitas grediet matrimonii, semper plane
niet chirographi, iam vix tremulus suis in- fiducias amputat verecundusIncredibiliter parsimonia suis suffragarit catelli. Agrico-
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