21W.
750
Final
Experimental
Writing
Project
Fall 2015
Rachel M. Davis
Chapter 1
The Beginning
Page 1!
Writing
vital
competitive
kits
vomit
withering
traitorous
kittens
traditionally
switched
fruitlessly.
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Obsolete
oceanologists
control
involuntarily
isolated
yolkwolves.
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Aerodynamically
dynamic
bodyguards
study
windy
dandyisms,
disembodying
dying
odysseys.
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Young
toucans
touch
souls
youthfully,
renouncing
zealous
poultry.
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Timid
sentimentalists
recirculating
reactions
psychosomatically.
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Unnameable
permeations
measured
meagerly.
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Grandtotaled
soundtracks,
rembrandt
thousanndths.
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Acclaimed
accompaniments
aimed
betime
calorimetrically
overtime.
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Again,
agar
extravagantly
divagated
hagadists
vagally.
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Wintery
teleprinters
tinted
intrusive
paintings
intravenously.
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What
unemphatic,
unhatched
hatefullness
chats
emphatically?
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Vindicated
muscats
locate
lubricated
catnip
delicately.
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Caesarean
tsarevnas
saree.
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Bouffant
infants
fantasize
fantastically
enfant
infantrymen.
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Bombastic
elastic
ceroplastic
drastically
inelastically
masticable
orgastic
plastic
spastic
unenthusiastically.
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Chapter 2
The Middle, Part 1
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Wriggling
significant
piglets
zigzagged,
slightly
overweight
configurations,
igniting
sovereign
penlights.
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Videotapes
voted
negotiably
underclothing,
underfoot,
unbrotherly.
Undershooting
psychotic
psychotherapists,
pyrotechnics,
omnipotent
negotiators.
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Trapezoidal
wallpaper
chaperones
cheapened
capers,
Capetowns
psychotherapeutic
scapegoat.
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Azimuthal
breathalyzers
catharsis
methamphetamine,
methane,
methanol.
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Circumstantially,
uncircumstantial
hamsterss
hamstrings
circumstanced.
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! 2
Transferable
triceratops
ulcerate
vulnerable
vituperators,
utterable
utterances
reiterating
therapeutic
therapies.
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! 3
Withstanding
propagandist
preconditioned
merchandise
vindicates
unconditional
respondings
resoundingly.
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Aerodynamic
dynamite
misnamed
namable
nameplates
namesakes.
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Redheaded
redheads
redhorse
stedhorses.
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Waterproofing
overprotected
shatterproof
waterproof
interpretable
fingerprint
enterprises
interpretatively.
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! 7
Incessant
princes
minces,
convinces,
winces;
princesses.
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! 8
slenderized
dyslexic
bobsleds
misled
tousled
slender
dogsleds.
Yugoslavian
valedictorians
unenthusiastically
triangularized
triaxial
thespians,
utopian
Vulcanians.
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Chapter 3
The Middle, Part 2
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Youthfully,
youths
slither
thoroughly,
thirstily
thirsting
thirteen
northeners
lethally.
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Zesty
wittiness
witnesses
woefullness,
vestibules
unhesitatingly
unimpressed.
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! 2
Timekeepers
repeatedly
unrepeated
storekeepers,
repellently
repeating
deepening
dependencies
independently.
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Batsmen
outsmarted
craftsmanly
sportsmen
outsmarting
yachtsman.
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! 4
Bakemats
kakemonos
brakemen.
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Reexaminations
reexamine
reexhibits
preexisting
preexamined
reexpressions.
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! 6
Extremely
tremendous
tremens
tremendously.
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! 7
Ballyhoo
hollyhocks
tallyho
polyhedron
tallyhoing.
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Crappy
flappy
nappy
snappy
unhappy :(
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! 9
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Chapter 4
The End
Page 4
! 1
Semiretired
rhymists
resubmitted
psalmic
psychotomimetic
Minnesotan
mining
minnows.
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Shirtmaker's
postmark
postmasters
bitmapped
batman.
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! 3
makeshift
artichokes
quickest
earthquakes
stokes.
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Cashmere
glimmered,
hammered
merely,
meretriciously
yammered.
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! 5
Tally
unisexually,
unhistorically,
unhygienically
tallyhoed
pseudo-scientifically.
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Unsaddled
sadness
sadly
crusaded
disadvantaged
crusaders.
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Epilogue
The Poem
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I told you time and time again
that cats are fantastic
I got a hamster
and I named her
Princess Leia
These pets make me
extremely happy
MIT makes me
really sad.
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