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TOWN OF BELLE SHOALS, NY | POPULATION: FRIENDLY | WEEK OF

BELLE SHOALS

WEEKLY
heard in town

“work is the curse of the drinking class”
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small fare
booze, other booze, weird booze,
flavor, fresh stuff

Devil’s Music

13

ilegal mezcal, roca patrón tequila,
ancho reyes, kale, lime

Lil’ Slice of Heaven 13
mellow corn, blackstrap,
dry curacao, benedictine,
pecan orgeat, lemon

Salisbury Sling 12
botanist gin, cherry heering,
canton ginger, st teresa 1776,
cheerwine, lemon

Northside

house spiced nut variety

1/2 dozen east coast oysters......... 18
jalapeño hush puppies..................... 7
butter lettuce wedge..................... 12
pickled shrimp, buttermilk dressing,
corn bread croutons

main plates
hell’s belle’s................................. 14
three serrano-wrapped fried oysters,
herb crepe, smokey aioli, pickled onions

po’boy........................................... 15

12

reyka vodka, brennivin aquavit,
dry curaçao, cucumber, lime

cotton gin

cocktail nuts................................... 6

fried oysters, slaw, baguette

drugstore burger.......................... 14
brisket & short rib blend, lettuce, tomato,
pickles, onions, top secret sauce

12

spring 44 gin, salers, ouzo,
kaffir lime

cabot cheddar.............................................................+2
sub veggie patty..........................................................+1

the clermont 12

fried duck leg on a biscuit............. 16

rittenhouse rye, aqua di cedro,
amaro ciociaro, vanilla, peanuts

five & dime

pineau des charantes, st george
raspberry brandy, peach jam,
tonic, lemon

11

pierre ferrand cognac,
port, lemon, cava

auntie bellum

chicken-fried skate wing on a biscuit.13
remulade, pickles, slaw

11

three kings

sour pickles, chili honey, slaw

13

amontillado sherry, coconut syrup,
grand marnier, tiki bitters, lemon

BOSS PEACHES’
SUNDAY TEA 12

sides n’ stuff
green beans almondine................... 7
slaw............................................... 4
fries with smoked garlic aioli.......... 7
biscuits with bourbon butter........... 5
pecan pie bourbon cream................ 7

sweet tea syrup, peach moonshine,
cinnamon, lemon

Raisin Hell 12
cutty sark prohibition,
jägermeister, punt e mes, px sherry

WINE, BEER, AND
MORE ON PAGE 2

* Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood,
shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness.

town feeder (exec. chef) : aaron lamonica
town mayor (gen. manager) : boss peaches

TOWN OF BELLE SHOALS, NY | POPULATION: FRIENDLY | WEEK OF

BELLE SHOALS

Weekly

Southern Classics
Old fashioned

Alabama Slammer

Seelbach

Vieux CarrÉ

Grasshopper

Mint Julep

Sazerac

Hurricane

Yellow Hammer

sparkling & rosé
destello cava brut......................... 9/34

JIMBO SHOT
6

spain

bieler et fils rosé (on draft)............... 8
provence, france

SHOTS FIRED

white

an editorial served in
a bullet shell

moobuzz..................................... 11/42
chardonnay, california

primaterra................................... 9/35
pinot grigio, italy

von kesselstatt ............................ 9/35
riesling, rk estate, germany

echo bay..................................... 12/45
sauvignon blanc, marlborough, new zealand

red

borasao......................................... 9/35
garnacha, aragón, spain

paringa....................................... 10/38
shiraz, south australia, australia

primarius................................... 12/46
pinot noir, oregon

chateau parenchere.................... 12/46

Much hullabaloo has been made about
people drinking these so-called 50/50
shots. Most notably, The Jimbo Shot has
taken off like wildfire.
At the last Town Hall meeting, Evelyn
Bundrum cried out, “The things are a menace.” Her sentiment was shared by the majority in attendance, as the rest of the town
was out at the bar having one. But the root
of this animosity, it turns out, is the same
reason people can’t get enough. “They just
taste too damn good!” howled Mrs. Bundrum. “It’s whiskey alright, but you can’t
feel that devil!” For all her lamentation,
Mrs. Bundrum and her camp overlook
that the drink was invented just down the
river from Belle Shoals, on the shores of
Roebling Beach, by our own son Jim Palumbo. It’s popularity in the fishing bars
thereabouts led to it’s sweeping the nation.
So you see, The Jimbo is part of this town’s
heritage. We need less meetings about
them, and more shots of them!
Sincerely,
Albert C. Hoyle
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DRAFT BEER

CANNED BEER

these rotate, my padawan
ask your server

lager......................6
ipa.........................6
wheat ...................6
seasonal................6
guinness................7

tecate............................ 4
budweiser...................... 4
peak organic fresh cut pils... 5
kelso nut brown lager....... 5
butternut moo stout........ 5

BEER AND A SHOT

budweiser
& heaven hill bourbon ...............6
moo stout & whistlepig..............8
tecate & ilegal joven mezcal......9
kelso nut brown
& highland 12yr.......................12

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