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THE ESPN

WORLD CUP
COMPANION
Everything You Need to Know About the Planet’s Biggest Sports Event

David Hirshey and Roger Bennett

T
BALLANTINE
BOOKS

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INTRODUCTION

W
hen Zinedine Zidane lowered his head a sport where we’re not number 1, or even number After the last World Cup, we realized that some-
and drove it into Marco Materazzi’s 10. (All together now: “We’re Number 14!”) And yet thing was afoot. The guys who used to parade in
chest in the dying minutes of the 2006 enough of us played hooky during the 2006 World around halftime, decked out in their Ohio State or
World Cup final, nearly everyone on the planet Cup to account for this staggering statistic: The Florida jerseys, and walk straight past the row of
recoiled in slack-jawed horror. How could the Great tournament cost the U.S. $1.2 billion in lost labor TVs in the front room showing English Premier
Zizou, one of the game’s true geniuses, tarnish his because of the number of fans who skipped out matches on their way to the College GameDay tele-
legacy over some run-of-the-mill trash talk? To of work at all hours of the day to watch the World casts in the back, actually started to arrive earlier to
American viewers, Zidane’s Coupe de Boule im- Cup telecasts. check out what all the soccer fuss was about. Over
mediately earned a place in the sports pantheon of A couple of years earlier, we got to witness first- the weeks and months that followed, their curiosity
cheap shots, alongside Kermit Washington sucker hand the roots of this strange phenomenon at our intensified:
punching Rudy Tomjanovich and Mike Tyson local Irish soccer bar in New York City, where fate “What’s with all the diving and whining?”
snacking on Evander Holyfield’s ear. originally threw us together as pub mates hunger- “Where are all the freakin’ goals?”
Yet it also marked the tipping point in the ing for the weekly soccer broadcasts from En- “Why does that dude in goal wear a water polo
American consciousness of a tournament that gland, Germany, and Spain. Actually, it was almost helmet?”
had escalated from cult status to can’t-afford-to- impossible for us to miss each other, given that, at “Wait, there are two Ronaldos?”
miss-it-for-fear-of-looking-clueless-around-the- kickoff time, we were virtually the only customers. It wasn’t long before they began making pro-
water-cooler Big Event. The final between Italy Not that we were a match made in soccer heaven, nouncements of their own:
and France drew an estimated 16.9 million viewers mind you, coming to the game as we did from “They’re playing a 4-5-1? That’ll never work
from sea to shining sea, eclipsing both the NBA opposite sides of the field. One of us hails from against the midfield diamond.”
and NHL playoffs and nearly equaling the audience New York, the other from Liverpool. One bleeds “If Ron Artest played soccer, he’d be Michael
(17.2 million) for the previous year’s World Series. Arsenal red, the other lives and dies with Everton. Essien.”
Perhaps most astonishing is the fact that the viewing One of us came of age during the apotheosis of the “Zonal marking on set pieces is insanity!”
numbers continued to spike after the U.S. crashed sport—Brazil’s mind-blowing World Cup–winning When the next season of the English Premier
out in the opening round. Unlike the Olympics, side of 1970. The other suffered as England found League rolled around, many of our pub mates even
where the American appetite is largely limited to increasingly theatrical ways to shatter the hearts adopted a team (that is, if you consider Tottenham a
watching the Red, White, and Blue win a boatload of a nation in the late ’80s and early ’90s. We were team) and, instead of watching in lunatic isolation,
of gold, the World Cup goes beyond chest-thumping connected simply by our shared love of soccer and we were surrounded by a rowdy mix of scream-
patriotism to—dare we say it—an appreciation for all it represents. ing, jumping, expletive-spewing fans who, despite

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their American origins, knew the words to chants conquerors and their former colonies (France vs. and ensuring that he’d never again walk the streets
lauding cult figures like Serbia’s defender Nemanja Senegal in ’02, Portugal vs. Angola in ’06), geopo- of Dublin without a police escort. So join us as we
Vidic, breaking out on cue: litical showdowns (U.S.A. vs. Iran in 1998), and explore the glorious madness of the World Cup’s
even civil wars (West Germany vs. East Germany 80-year history and the recurring spectacle of 22
Nemanja whoa, in 1974). And, as a result, a true appreciation of men in shorts kicking a ball—and each other—in
Nemanja whoa, the World Cup can’t be limited to what happens pursuit of glory. Marvel with us as Fernando Torres
He comes from Serbia, on the field. For instance, while we rejoice at an suddenly materializes and outraces the Swiss de-
He’ll f***ing murder ya. . . . impudent Messi back-heel that cuts a defense to fense to the ball before chipping the keeper. Howl
pieces, we also recognize the difference between a with us as Ronaldo falls down with a look of injured
These days, if we arrive late at the bar, we’re lucky good reverse mohawk (Clint Mathis) and a bad one innocence. Exult with us as Landon Donovan scores
to get a seat. (Christian Ziege). the winner that vaults the U.S. into the second
Imagine, we thought, if we could somehow tap round. But, most of all, share our love of the game
into Americans’ wellspring of soccer curiousity THIS BOOK CELEBRATES the game for all its on the eve of South Africa 2010, knowing that,
and bottle it for the World Cup, so that recent, but beauty and vulgarity, its subtlety and brutality, as an with the help of this book, you’ll soon be the most
tentative, converts to the game could watch the intersection of high and low culture where rogues soccer-literate fan around the water cooler.
tournament with the same knowledge and passion are to be venerated as much as heroes, and per-
as the mob at our Irish pub. Or, to misquote the haps more. For every mention of joga bonito—the —D. H. and R. B.
Spanish philosopher George Santayana, “Those “beautiful game” of mellifluous dribbling, no-look
who cannot remember soccer’s past are condemned passes, and wondrous goals—there’s a countervail- We will be discussing these issues and more on our
to underappreciate it.” Thus The ESPN World Cup ing example of joga feio—the ugly game of physi- blog at soccernet.com throughout the tournament
Companion was born to bridge the gap between cal assaults, diving cheats, and crooked refs. We and look forward to hearing your thoughts as the
merely watching the planet’s biggest sporting champion not just the greatest World Cup teams answers reveal themselves game by game.
event and understanding it. This book is designed but also the worst; the one-named legends of the
to be your tour guide for the World Cup’s rich game, but also the no-name cult figures; the clean-
story lines and national psychodramas that have cut warriors and the hirsute party animals. To us,
developed over the course of the last 80 years. You the World Cup is the greatest soap opera in sports, AUTHORS’ NOTE
cannot fathom the significance of the World Cup played out live in front of billions. It has become a
without being acquainted with its backstories any singular global event, inspiring high-minded con- Although it seems sacrilegious, given that the
more than you can jump into Lost in the middle of ceptual analysis from intellectuals, statesmen, and sport is called “football” everywhere else,
season three. poets, while simultaneously providing an endless in deference to American English we refer to
We’ve been careful in the book to go beyond stream of tabloid gossip for mass consumption. football as “soccer” in this book, except when
the crude stereotypes of Brazilian flair, German Now it is upon us again—four long, lonely years “football” appears within a quote or as part of
physicality, and English self-delusion. Within each after Zidane went nuclear, but just seven months an official name. Similarly, we have replaced
nation’s soccer DNA, lie disparate strengths, tragic after another beloved Frenchman, Thierry Henry, the word “pitch” with the American equiva-
flaws, and unshakable conflicts. Teams bring not perpetrated a new scandal by admittedly using lent, “field.”
only decades of fanatical sports history to the field, his hand to orchestrate the winning goal in extra
but the kind of history that made the Nobel Peace time of a decisive World Cup qualifier against
Prize necessary. There are blood feuds between Ireland, punching France’s ticket to South Africa

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tournament, the sport’s American profile will im-
prove, courtesy of the unprecedented exposure the
sport is receiving, thanks to ESPN’s investment (in
HD no less, and excuse the product placement). For
the first time since Pelé’s New York Cosmos—and for
all the right reasons—soccer is no longer considered
a dirty little secret to be buried in the back of the
sports section. What impact do you think that will
have on younger viewers watching at home?
HIRSHEY: Perhaps your job history at Best Buy has

WILL THE U.S. EVER WIN you a bit confused but raising a remote control, even
if it’s for HDTV, is not the same as raising the World
Cup trophy. A good Cup showing by America and

THE WORLD CUP? all that media coverage will spike soccer’s popularity,
but, for the sake of American soccer, I sure hope that
a good percentage of your imaginary kids watching
the U.S. run riot on the small screen also possess a
mean left foot.
BENNETT: America will win the World Cup in my overnight. Its growth will be slow and steady. I draw BENNETT: And, I might add, a good dose of the old
lifetime. I have no doubt of that, even though I’m the confidence from the way the game has evolved in this American profit motive. Soccer stars are now among
co-author who’s English. The country that won the country. Not from Major League Soccer, but from the the highest paid sportsmen in the world, and as the
Battle of Saratoga, put the first man on the moon, number of Americans with the skills to compete in the great American philosopher Gordon Gekko once
and persuaded the world to part with five dollars for major leagues across Europe. said, “Greed captures the essence of the evolution-
a cup of coffee will find a way to win. It just has to HIRSHEY: I’m sorry to be so unpatriotic, but name ary spirit.”
turn its mind to the task. . . . me one American player other than Donovan who HIRSHEY: What salaries are you looking at—the
HIRSHEY: Much as I’ve been praying to the Landon possesses the speed and guile to carve open a world- hundreds of millions that Ronaldo and Kaká make?
Donovan shrine in my home—wait, you must be re- class defense. You need game-breakers like Messi The last time I checked, some of the Americans
ferring to the U.S. women’s team. Sure, they’ll win and Kaká to win the World Cup and the U.S. just who were playing alongside David Beckham when
the World Cup again. doesn’t have them despite all the he came to the Galaxy were pulling in a whopping
BENNETT: Careful—you sound like you’ve internal- promises over the last decade $12,500. The bottom line is,
ized the worst of American soccer low self-esteem. that we were creating a mas- flashing a wad of bills is not the
The collapse of the NASL in the eighties taught us one ter soccer race in our youth answer to making the U.S. a
thing: American soccer success cannot be fabricated academies. Remember good World Cup contender. There
ol’ Project 2010? It was U.S. are some goals, like saving
Soccer’s rose-tinted blueprint for the planet or marrying
the national team that they unveiled Gisele, that can take gen-
to great fanfare in 1998? Can you erations to achieve.
guess what the goal was? To win the BENNETT: Mark my words,
World Cup in 2010! Project 2030, ye of little faith: The United
anyone? States will bring home the
BENNETT: How many Turks or South World Cup before they ever
Koreans could you have named before win the World Baseball
they reached the semifinals in 2002? Classic.
It was their organization and work ethic
that took them so far. But, with or with-
out a good American run deep into this

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BECKHAM’S FIRST LAW OF MOTION
The Physics of the Free Kick
Every team has an elite free-kick master who’s a his goalface, protecting the far post while leaving a mere six ball widths across, causing physicists
threat from anywhere within 90 feet of the oppos- himself a clear sight line on the shot. to marvel at the act, particularly because players,
ing team’s goal. The likes of Alessandro Del Piero All the while, the kicker stands Jedi-like under not typically known for their intellectual prowess,
of Italy, Shunsuke Nakamura of Japan, or Cristiano pressure while his brain computes a complex set can process the information quicker than even
Ronaldo of Portugal, smell blood as soon as the of equations involving spin (impart too much and the most powerful computer. Women around the
referee blows his whistle and the ritual choreog- the ball won’t clear the wall; too little and it will world may adore more palpable aspects of David
raphy of the free kick commences. The goalkeeper sail over the bar) and atmospheric drag (which Beckham, but engineering professors like Keith
frantically attempts to shield his goal, constructing accounts for the aerobatic dips and curves of the Hanna lust after his mind. “The man can carry out
a human wall with his defenders, placing them in most spectacular blasts). The margin for error is a multivariable physics calculation in his head to
the line of fire, a mere 10 yards from a ball about infinitesimal. The striker is attempting to slot the compute the exact kick trajectory required, and
to be driven at speeds of up to 100 miles an hour. ball through a letter box of extraordinarily small then execute it perfectly. That is why the man is a
The defenders cover their family jewels while the dimensions just above the wall. Physicist Ken Bray football physics genius.”
goalkeeper works out how to cover 75 percent of calculated that for a kick from 75 feet, the target is

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Why America
Is Forever the
Next Soccer
Superpower

There are just two things about the Patenaude notching the tournament’s first hat
World Cup that prevent Americans from trick in the opening round. The team was bounced
caring: It involves soccer and the rest of the world. by Argentina in the semifinals, and when their
When I hear that Tunisia is playing Belgium for the league fell victim to the Great Depression shortly
crucial Group H runner-up spot, all I want is a map. protest far too much. Our feelings of inadequacy afterward, it had dire consequences for the future
The only way Americans are going to learn another are no doubt compounded by the fact that while of the sport in America. Because soccer had been
country’s name is if it attacks us. our men toil away unsuccessfully against the established here solely as a professional game,
—Joel Stein, Time magazine, June 2002 likes of the Czechs and Ghana, our women’s lacking essential amateur roots at the collegiate
team is perpetually ranked number one in level, the sport now had no chance to develop
America’s winning mentality has made it the world. them, and began its history of decline.
the world’s sole superpower. In the realm Yet, the United States’s relationship with In 1950, soccer was so insignificant that the
of sports, nothing said it quite like the the World Cup started out on somewhat United States World Cup victory against the mighty
original Dream Team’s performance at of a high note. At the very first tourna- English barely registered in the national media. The
the 1992 Barcelona Olympics, crushing ment in 1930, the Americans arrived United States fielded a ramshackle team, some of
the rest of the world without pausing as seeded favorites, thanks to many whom were not even citizens, and entered the game
for a single time-out. We tend to reclas- European countries who declined expecting to be cannon fodder, a 500-to-1 long shot
sify sports in which we don’t excel as an invitation, but also thanks to the after beating and then tying Cuba in qualifying—
trivial, if not irrelevant. Noblesse oblige semiprofessional American Soccer after losing their five previous games by the com-
requires that we cede Ping-Pong to the League which had prospered since bined score of 41–3. Their 1–0 victory remains one of
Chinese or rugby to New Zealand’s All its creation in 1921 by British, the greatest upsets in the history of the sport to this
Blacks. German, and Scandinavian immi- day—as great a shock as if the English trounced an
When it comes to soccer, however, grants up and down the East Coast. American All-Star team on the baseball diamond.
something is different. The emo- Known affectionately as “The Shot The two heroes of the game were Haitian-born
tional energy we spend on actively Putters” on account of their stocky striker Joe Gaetjens, who scored a wonder goal
hating the game is nothing short physiques, the team made it as against the run of play, flying in with his head to
of extraordinary. Surely, we doth far as final four, with striker Bert deflect a shot over the line in the 38th minute, and

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(left) Cobi Jones in the
1998 loss to Iran; (below)
We’re number one—not;
(opposite page) Marcelo
Balboa celebrates U.S.
win over Colombia in
1994 World Cup.

gal’s Eusébio, Brazil’s Carlos Alberto, Italy’s Gior-


gio Chinaglia, and England’s Gordon Banks. But
Pelé remained the league’s marquee name, soccer
star by day, Studio 54 visitor by night, often seen
in the odd fellow company of soccer lovers Henry
Kissinger, Mick Jagger, and Elton John.
The league acquired glamour, big names, and
buzz, but ABC could not sell it to the American peo-
ple and the NASL went belly-up in 1984. In 1983,
its penultimate season, the U.S. Soccer Federation
had the brainstorm of entering the national squad
into the league as “Team America” in an attempt to
strengthen their play through regular competition.
goalkeeper Frank Borghi, a former minor league The effort backfired as the better players refused
catcher, who parried every English shot—and there to leave their original clubs and the Team America
were many—as the Three Lions laid siege to his experiment ended in embarrassment. The team fin-
goal for the remaining 52 minutes of play. One En- ished dead last.
glish newspaper compared the enormity of the loss After the NASL’s collapse, the American pro game
to that suffered at Dunkirk. Another ran black bor- retreated indoors, which turned out to be a bless-
ders on every page as a sign of national mourning, ing in disguise. To improve their technique, gifted
but the American press virtually ignored the story. American players now had to move to Europe and
In today’s media-saturated world, the team would the national squad became more experienced as a
be lionized and the requisite Disney version of their result. Californian Paul Caligiuri was the trailblazer.
against-all-odds victory would hit movie screens He signed for SV Hamburg in 1987, and a goal he
around the same time Gaetjens and Borghi popped scored against Trinidad and Tobago qualified the
up on the front of a Wheaties box. But it was 1950 coincided with the successful commercialization United States for the 1990 World Cup in Italy, after
and soccer in America was a marginal activity, pop- of both sports and television. Professional soccer a 40-year absence from the international stage.
ular only among immigrant minorities and their kin. rose from the dead in the guise of the North Ameri- The team may have been smashed by Czechoslo-
The team arrived home without fanfare, as anony- can Soccer League (NASL), which initially show- vakia and defeated by Italy and Austria, but they
mously as they had left. cased a motley crew of homegrown players mixed had accomplished enough to host the next tourna-
The United States would not qualify for the World in with a handful of low-grade foreign imports. All ment with a modicum of World Cup bona fides, and
Cup for another 39 years, and few would care. In the of this changed when Steve Ross of Warner Com- a sense that they belonged.
late sixties, though, American soccer was revived munications bestowed enough cash on the New Team U.S.A. has been a World Cup fixture
after the 1966 World Cup final was televised on York Cosmos to coax the great Pelé himself out of ever since, becoming a regional powerhouse in
tape-delay by NBC—to surprisingly good ratings. A retirement. The Brazilian showered his celebrity CONCACAF, FIFA’s tongue-twisting name for the
number of businessmen, pro football owners Lamar on both the club and the sport at large, becoming region covering North and Central America as well
Hunt and Jack Kent Cooke among them, believed the first of a cavalcade of former World Cup stars to as the Caribbean. The group is a mixed bag of talent,
there might be a market for the game in an era of parade into the league, including West Germany’s including legitimate threats in Mexico, Costa Rica,
unprecedented prosperity; the expansion of leisure Franz Beckenbauer, Holland’s Johan Cruyff, Portu- Honduras, and lightweights like the lowly St. Kitts

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and Nevis. Team U.S.A. has prospered, qualifying in the second round after a hard-fought 1–0 loss to precondition for hosting the 1994 World Cup, but
for six straight World Cups, with mixed results, dis- Brazil allowed them to slip away with their dignity turned out to be its legacy.
appointing when expectations are high, but turning intact, which is more than can be said for midfielder America’s greatest humiliation was self-inflicted.
in workmanlike performances to surprise their Tab Ramos’s skull, fractured by an elbow from Brazil- In 1998, coach Steve Sampson sabotaged his own
opponents when prospects seem dim. ian defender Leonardo. The team’s guitar-strumming team, making wholesale changes to the lineup on
The U.S. qualified as tournament hosts in 1994 defender, Alexi Lalas, who became the ginger-haired the eve of the tournament. He cut veteran midfielder
and the team played with understandable tightness, face of U.S. soccer, was plucked by Italian minnow John Harkes, whom he had called his “Captain for
desperate to avoid the humiliation of becoming the Padova, to become the first American player to grace Life,” (see Worst Teams, page 187). Sampson re-
first home team unable to emerge from the opening the Serie A in the modern era. His team proceeded placed them with a number of inexperienced play-
round. Sporting faux stonewashed denim uniforms, to finish at the bottom of the table and Lalas soon ers, including David Regis, a French-born defender
they managed to scrape through the group stage as returned to play in the new American league, Major who was promised a starting position if he agreed
one of the best third-placed teams. They departed League Soccer, which FIFA initially insisted be a to become a U.S. citizen. The team ended dead last,

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(right) Jozy Altidore scores against
Spain during 2009 FIFA Confederations
Cup semifinal match;
(opposite) U.S. World Cup team, 1950.

gaining no points and finding the net only once,


during garbage time at the end of a mortifying 2–1
loss to the team from the country that often topped
the CIA watchlist, Iran.
In 2002 a young, well-organized team played
with vigor and enthusiasm during an exhilarat-
ing run in which they surprised both Portugal and
Mexico on the way to face Germany in the quar-
terfinal. In a phone call before the Mexico match,
President George W. Bush assured the team that
“A lot of people that don’t know anything about
soccer, like me, are all excited and pulling for
you”—perhaps helping to inspire the Americans
to dominate the game, only to fall 1–0. Eliminated
with heads held high, the team had proved for the
first time they could compete at the highest level
of world soccer. FIFA agreed as the U.S. rocketed
up the official (though occasionally dubious)
world rankings, peaking at number 4 a mere two
months before the 2006 World Cup. Expectations
were high as the tournament began—too high as
it turned out. Stuck in the Group of Death, the U.S.
nonetheless would have advanced had they not
choked against Ghana. At any rate, the competi-
tion provided a brutal reality check, as the team
In 2002, a young, well-organized team played with vigor
was punished for relying on trusty warhorses and enthusiasm during an exhilarating run.
Eddie Pope and Brian McBride for the third con-
secutive World Cup, limping out in the opening
round. Despite the early exit, television ratings baseball, basketball, and football—that have con- So just how will the team fare in 2010? In
continued to rise as the competition progressed, tributed the highly evolved hand-eye coordination recent World Cups, a number of underdogs have
an impressive sign that the game was at last that helps explain America’s remarkable strain of shown that teams without marquee stars can go
finding an audience in the States. world-class goalkeepers, led by Kasey Keller, Brad deep into the tournament precisely because they
American soccer’s many false dawns prevent most Friedel, and Tim Howard. And while the world still are highly organized, motivated, and egoless.
intelligent people from proclaiming that 2010 will be waits for the first truly great American outfield Turkey, South Korea, and Senegal played that
America’s year in terms of team performance on the player, weathering a number of false messiahs like role at the 2002 World Cup, and it is a formula
field or the game’s popularity off of it. But there is Clint Mathis, Landon Donovan, Freddy Adu, and that the current American squad could well follow
much to be positive about. Soccer is the sport most Jozy Altidore, American businessmen have quietly in South Africa.
played by children up to the age of 13, even though snapped up majority ownership of a number of the And if the planets do align and the Red, White, and
passion for the game evaporates among adoles- flagship teams in the English Premier League, such Blue play like magic, every Chinese Ping-Pong star
cents as they turn to more indigenous pastimes— as Manchester United, Liverpool, and Aston Villa. and New Zealand rugby player should take note.

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SHOOT-OUT
AT THE
PK CORRAL
Five Men. Five Shots. One Sudden Death.

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On paper, penalty shoot-outs should go on all night. 2. WHAT TO WATCH FOR AS THE SHOOTER WALKS TO ingness that is his target. France’s Fabien Barthez
The best players in the world are given the simple THE PENALTY SPOT. preferred to stand between the posts but slightly
task of hitting the equivalent of a barn door from a Some players stroll toward the goal with the con- to one side, daring the shooter to go for the larger
mere 12 yards away. Yet the fact that so many of the fidence of a pool hustler. Others drag themselves void. Italy’s Gianluigi Buffon employs game theory,
real greats have failed spectacularly at this task— forward, sphincter tightened, desperately signaling diving unpredictably for each kick so the shooters
Maradona, Baggio, Zico, and Platini among them— to the world that they would like to be anywhere can never determine his pattern.
suggests the challenge is largely psychological, a but here. English players usually fall into this latter
test of soul rather than skill. The penalty shoot-out category, most famously, defender Stuart Pearce in 4. ESPECIALLY WHEN THE SHOOTER STARES AT
is the closest many of us will come to watching a the team’s 1990 semifinal loss. By the time he had A SPOT.
game of Russian roulette unfold. It’s a sudden lumbered up to the spot his nerves had led him to Where are the strikers’ eyes focused? Some
death-defying spectacle only tangentially related shooters turn their back on the keeper to avoid being
to the previous 120 minutes of action, during which distracted by their mind games before the kick. This
the team game morphs into an individual joust be- is rarely a good sign. Some focus obsessively on the
tween two exhausted men, one trying to score, the spot they ultimately plan to shoot the ball; others
other desperate to prevent that from happening, stare intently at a spot far away from the spot they
live, in front of an audience of millions. intend to aim for. This latter tactic rarely ends well.
One by one, like dead men walking, the players Soccer players are not renowned for having Mensa-
must leave the relative comfort of the team cocoon quality IQ’s, and this deception—the penalty shoot-
huddled together at the halfway line. Their rendez- out equivalent of trying to walk and chew gum at
vous with destiny can end in only one of two ways— the same time—often means the only one they end
despair or delirium. The penalty taker addresses up fooling is themselves. A confident player never
the ball, trying desperately to remember where he takes his eyes off his nemesis.
planned to place the ball while cleverly concealing
his intentions. Zinedine Zidane was once seen to 5. WHY YOU SHOULD HOPE THAT THE KICKER CAN’T
throw up from nerves before shooting. But the pen- WAIT TO GET HIS SHOT OFF.
alty shoot-out ups the ante as each kick is related Once the referee blows his whistle, is the shooter in
to the last, and, as the competition is best of five, a rush? Some kickers run at the ball the instant the
many shots are taken by players who are far from referee blows his whistle, desperate to end their
expert, under condition of stress that can never be stay in purgatory. Others putter around as if they
adequately replicated in training. are alone in their kitchen fixing a midnight snack. A
Should you ever find yourself in goal during the University of Gröningen report suggests that unrea-
two-person zero-sum melodrama known as a World German goalkeeper Jens Lehmann’s cheat sheet on sonable haste is the direct road to error. Those who
Cup shoot-out, here are seven useful things to know. Argentina’s penalty kick techniques. take more than 2.8 seconds succeed 77 percent
of the time. Those who take less than 1.7 seconds
1. WHAT YOU CAN DO DURING THE BREAK. pull his shorts up so high it was, in the words of one have a 58 percent success rate.
In the 2006 World Cup, Germany’s Jens Lehmann journalist, “as if they had snagged on the hairs of
famously stuffed a scrap of paper supplied by his his armpits.” His penalty was saved. 6. WHY YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT THE LEG THAT’S
goalkeeping coach into his sock—a cheat sheet on NOT GOING TO KICK THE BALL.
the go-to penalty moves of an all-too-predictable 3. WHY YOU SHOULD RELAX. The relationship between the angle of the kicker’s
Argentinian side. Technology has rapidly evolved. In Before the kick is taken, the pressure is all on the run-up and his point of ball contact becomes more
the 2010 World Cup, expect to see the stunt first ex- shooter. The ball takes 0.3 seconds to hit the back predictable the closer he is to the kick, although the
ecuted by Manchester United’s English international of the net. No one expects the goalkeeper to save it. longer the keeper contemplates all of the above, the
goalkeeper, Ben Foster, in the 2009 League Cup final A fact that grants him a psychological edge, as the later he dives and the less time he has to react. The
in England. He calmly watched footage of all of the shooter steps up and the fight for control begins. most reliable indicator is the position of the non-
kickers he was about to face on an iPod and proceed- Holland’s Edwin van der Sar dries his hands for an kicking foot as it plants before contact. Many keep-
ed to block a critical attempt, helping his team to vic- eternity on a towel placed to the side of the goal, ers dive whichever way it points, as that’s where
tory. Penalty shoot-outs? There’s an app for that. forcing the shooter to contemplate the vast noth- the ball is going 80 percent of the time.

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7. WHY YOUR BEST HOPE IS FOR YOUR OWN TEAM TO
BE AHEAD.
If your team’s up a goal and a missed kick means
the kicker’s team will lose, the shooter has a miser-
able 52 percent success rate. England’s David Batty
took and butchered the first penalty of his career,
eliminating the hapless English against Argentina
in 1998 and causing The Guardian to report, “David
Batty juggled the ball as he approached the penal-
ty spot like a man wanting to show an insouciance
he didn’t feel.”
On the other hand, when success means the kick-
er’s team will win, the ball finds the net 93 percent GHEORGHE HAGI, ROMANIA
of the time.
And if you should happen to find yourself kicking A rare and idiosyncratic breed, the great left- ted the Colombian goalkeeper Óscar Córdoba on
a penalty instead of trying to stop one? Italy’s Ro- footed soccer players have always dribbled a little walkabout in his penalty area, and lobbed
berto Baggio, who ballooned a penalty over the bar to the beat of their own drummer. From Ferenc a 40-yard shot straight into the net. “I still can’t
to lose the 1994 World Cup final, maintained that Puskás to Maradona to Hristo Stoitchkov, they believe it went in after this many years,” Córdoba
there is only one guaranteed way to avoid missing worked their magic on their own terms, knowing said in 2008. “I was positive that he was plan-
a penalty, and that is not to take one. that they possessed an inherent advantage over ning to serve the ball into the box, that’s why I
But there are two conflicting “can’t miss” ap- their peers—that defenses are constructed to came out of goal. When I met him years later, I
proaches to converting a penalty kick. The first combat right-footed attackers. said, ‘I will never forget your goal against me,
comes from England, official home of World Cup From the moment that Hagi arrived on the in- but thanks to you, I am famous, too.’ I believe
shoot-out disasters, and it is almost absurdly aca- ternational soccer scene as a precocious 18-year- that Hagi and Maradona are equal in what they
demic. A research team from Liverpool John Moores old left-footed attacking midfielder playing for did on the field, sensational players who could
University in England, has analyzed hundreds of his native Romania, the glamour clubs of Europe win games by themselves.”
penalties to determine the perfect penalty kick. were so anxious to recruit the man who would Hagi scored more times for his country than
First, the shot should travel at 65 mph, after a run- eventually become known as the “Maradona of any other player in Romanian history, but when
up of four or five paces, with an approach angle the Carpathians,” that they went to extraordinary the lights dimmed and he returned to club com-
of 20 to 30 degrees. Finally, the ball should cross lengths to liberate him from behind the Iron Cur- petition, his game would lose its luster. He
the line both 50 centimeters (20 inches) below the tain. Gianni Agnelli, the president of Fiat, report- underachieved at both Real Madrid and FC Bar-
crossbar and 50 centimeters in from either post. In edly offered to build a car factory in Romania if celona, and it wasn’t until he moved to Turkey
other words, in the most unreachable locations for Hagi would agree to play for Agnelli’s beloved Ju- that club success arrived. Even though he was
the goalkeeper. Du-uh. As Professor Tim Cable, di- ventus. It was a far cry from Hagi’s hardscrabble older, slower, and heavier when he played for
rector of sport and exercise sciences, said, “Many childhood, when his parents were so poor that Galatasaray (where his nickname was the Hunk
factors make up a ‘perfect penalty.’ But we’ve final- even bread was a luxury. “I always wanted to be with a Chunk), Hagi won eight trophies in his five
ly nailed the key elements.” a waiter in a restaurant,” he once said, “because seasons. His finest year came in 2000 when, at
England’s archrivals, the Germans, have a differ- I heard that they got good tips and free food.” 35, he led the Istanbul team to its first European
ent theory and, since they have a perfect World Cup He was a soccer anomaly, beyond his unusu- title in the UEFA Cup.
shoot-out record, who are we to argue? Their last ally cultured left foot. He played better for his While Hagi was annoyed about the public per-
coach, Jürgen Klinsmann, inadvertently revealed country than he did for his club team. Every four ception of his fading gifts—“Today, you seem to
their secret at the 2006 World Cup, when he was years, Hagi would set the soccer world aflame be considered good only if you can run fast, or
caught on film commanding his players to simply with an incandescent display of shooting and are physically strong”—his countrymen gave a
blast the ball as hard as they could, on the theory passing. In 1994, he led an erratic Romanian rousing testament to his magnificence when they
that if they didn’t know where the ball was going, team to its best-ever quarterfinal finish and elected him the Greatest Romanian Footballer of
the keeper wouldn’t have a clue either. scored a wonderfully cheeky goal when he spot- the 20th Century.

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THE ESPN WORLD CUP COM PANION
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