Beginning..

:We are going the present:I play the role ofThe story is about
Story teller:. Nowadays, students study They were robots, blindly following
their professor command. 3 Idiots were only the students who was not a
machine. Our story starts from their first engineering lesson in the college.
Professor: Whats machine?
(see Rancho)Why are you smiling?
Rancho: Actually Sir, to study engineering was my childhood dream.Im so
happy to be finally here.
Professor: No need to be so happy. Define a machine.
Rancho: A machine is anything that reduce human effort.
Professor: Will you please elaborate?
Rancho: Anything that simplifies work or saves time ,is a machine.
Raju: sir, sir .For example,its awarm day, press a button, get a blast of air.
The fan,a machine,sir!
Farhan: Speak to a friend miles awaythe telephone, a machine, sir!
Raju: Compute millions in a seconds, the calculator, a machine, sir!
Farhan: Were surrounded by machines, everywhere, theres a machine.
Rancho: From a pens nip to a pants zip, up and down in a second. Up
down..Up down. There are all machine!
Professor: Whats the definition?
3 idiots: We just gave it to you.
Professor: Will you write this in your exam? This is a machineup down
.up down? Idiot!!! Anybody else? ..(see rank1)Yes?
Rank1: Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected that their
relative motions are constrasned and by which means, force and motion may
be transmitted and modified as a screw, and its nut, or a lever arreanged to
turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot,etc. especially a
construction more or less somplex consisting of a combination of moving
parts, or simple mechanical elements, as wheels levers, cams etc.
Professor: Wonderful. Perfect. Please Sit down

Rank 1: Thank you

Farhan: But, sir, Isaid the same thing , .in simple language
Professor:If you prefer simple language, join an Arts and commerce college.
Raju: But, sir. One must get the meaning too.
Rancho: Whats the point of blindly cramming a bookish definition? Professor:
you think yous smarter than the book? Write the text book definition, mister,
if you want to pass the exam.
3 idiots: But sir, there are other books..
Professor: Get out!
3 idiots: why?
Professor: In simple language, Get out, idiots!
(3 idiots walking away)
Professor: So were discussing about the machine.
..(3 idiots coming back)
Professor : Why youre back?
3 idiots: We forgot comething
Professor: What?!
Rancho: Instument that record, analyse, summarise, or organize debate and
explain information>
Raju: .that are illustrated, non-illustrated, hard-bound, paperback,
jacketed,non jacketed>
Farhan:. with foreword, introduction, table-of-contents, index that are
intended for the enlightenment, understanding, enrichment and education of
the human brain>
Rancho:..through the sensory route of vision, sometimes touch
Professor: (silly face) What do you mean?
3idiot: Books , sir .(student laughing) We forget our book, sir.
Professor: Couldnt you ask simply?
Rancho: We tried ealier, but it didnt work.

..(professor silly and angry)

Professor: Are you guys trying to challenge me?!!
Farhan: No,sir. Were just blaming the system of this college.
Raju: Yes, everyone here is not learning engineering , all they gained just
pressure and stress.
Rancho: Were just making lerning fun. Theres something terribly wrong with
the system!
Professor: So, you are blaming the school? This is the one of the finest
collenges in the country,Ive run this place for 32 years. We were ranked 28 th ,
now were no.1!
Rancho: Whats the point ,sir. What is the point? Here they dont discuss new
ideas or inventions. They discuss grades, jobs and settling in United States.
Farhan: They teach how to get good scores, they dont teach engineering.
.(professor mad)
Professor: Now are you teaching me how to teach?!!
Raju: No, we.
Professor: All right, heres are our self-proclaimed professor who they think
they are better than our high qualified teachers. Professor Rancho, Raju and
Farhan will teach us engineering .Give a big hand to them!!!!!
(professor going to sit)waiting
Professor: We dont have all day~

Jolanasation and
Chuinmarin-preyongation)
(3idiots discussingwrite

Rancho: You have 30 seconds to define these terms. You may refer to your
books. Raise your hand if you get the answer. Lets see who come first.. who
come last..You time starts now!
( Professor panic and Rank 1 come front to take books)
Rancho: Times up! Times up , sir! No one get the answers?...
(rank1 raise hand)

Rancho: yes?
Rank1: This Principle describes how quantum waves are formed and travel in
the space medium. The wave amplitudes are scalar numbers. If the medium
is uniform, typical nearly everywhere, only spherical waves occur. If observed
in relative motion, Doppler modulation and elliptical waves appear. If the
medium is locally dense, as in the central region of a proton, waves circulate
like sound waves in a drum or a crystalline sphere.
Farhan: Now let me remind your life by a minute .When we asked this
question,were you excited? Curious? Thrilled that youd learn something new?
Anyone?...Sir?
Raju: No, you all got into a frantic race.Whats the use of such methods, even
if you come first? Wlll your knowledge increase? No, just the PRESSURE. This
is a college, not PRESSURE COOKER.
.(students laughing).
Professor: Hello,this is not a philosophy class. Just explain those two words.
Rank1: Ya,dont talk nonsense. Just tell me if my answer right or wrong?
Rancho: Siractually these words doesnt exist.There are my friends name.
Jonas and Chuin Yong.
(students laughing).
Professor: Quiet!Nonsense! Is this how you teach engineering?
Rancho: No, sir.We are not teaching you engineering . Youre an expert at
that. We are just teaching you HOW TO TEACH.
Farhan: And were sure youll learn one day.
.(take books and run)
(Scene3)
Story teller:the students study with passion . They always use their creativity
to crate new thing and make innovation.3Idiots always get high marks in the
exams.. Unfortunately,,when final exam approach
.(Professors distribute the papers)
Professor: Your times starts now.
..(3 idiots come inand take papers)

Rancho: Sorry sir, were late!

Farhan: Its an emergency
Raju: Its not out fault
.(after some minutes)..
Professor: Your time is up. Please hand in your paper.(go to 3 idiots)Its
over, stop writing!
Rancho: Sir, please give us 5 more minutes.We are late just now!
Raju: ya, were late for half an hour just now!
Farhan: Its an emergency, Sir. 5 More minutes pls!
..(professor arranging..)..(when 3 idiots hand in ..)..
Professor: I wont accept these papers ,as youre late.
3Idiots: No, sir, Its an emergency, its not our fault, please!
Professor: No!
.(Rancho collecting the paper).
Rancho: Sir, do you know who we are?
Professor: Even youre the son of President Obama, I will also not accept you
paper.
Rancho: Do you know our name , our roll number?D o you know exactly who
we are?
Professor: (silly) NoWho are you?
.....(THROW THE PAPER)
Rancho: He doesnt know our name! Run!!

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