DEATH/CAR

WRITTEN BY JUSTIN.S

DATE OF DRAFT#1

5/13/10

Justin Simason

Thursday, May 13, 2010 8:43:21 AM ET

One day Andrew and I saw a trailer for an A Day to remember concert Live in switzerland. The trailer was so epic with us that we decided to make a trailer for own movie. Later we went over to Andrew’s house and ideas can to our minds. We filmed during the nights after school, this was when our freshmen year started. For me, being a freshman was kinda hard because not fitting in with people was hard. But Andrew was there because he was my filming partner. After we were done filming Death/Car, I had to edit it and then I posted it on to youtube. I thought I wasn’t gonna get any reactions. Actually I got a lot of positive reactions from family members and people from school. When I went to school the next day a girl came up to me and thought it was funny how she saw me on youtube and she really liked the video. Then this kid came up to me, his name was caleb and he told me he loved the Death/Car trailer. I told him thanks a lot, he responded when is the movie gonna come out? I said. “What do you mean a movie?” “there is a trailer, where is the movie.” “there is no movie, it was made just for fun” Caleb wasn’t really happy with that. Later that day another kid came up to me and said when is the movie coming out, and I said there is no movie coming out. Later Andrew and I were thinking of sequel ideas, we thought one would be enough, but no, there were more adventures with them. It took a couple weeks for Death/Car 2 to come to mind, then we filmed it and then we put it on youtube. It was a Death/Car failure. The movie didn’t not have a plot at all it just had random scenes and the filming was bad. In a about November, I was sitting in Gobal Lit class sitting in my chair next to a friend. Then all of a sudden Caleb started saying lines from the trailers, and doing the movements. I start laughing and getting in trouble. Later in that class he comes up to me and talks to me about Death/Car, I really like comments about them, the hateful comments can be funny and bad. Caleb brings up ideas for a 3rd Death/Car that would be the best of them all. Death/Car 3 would be a good idea if we did it right. Basically it was Caleb an I on this one, Andrew had nothing to do with this one because he was dead in the last movie and he didn’t want to work on this one, only maybe for a couple shots. The first day of shooting was the day before vacation, the only way me and Caleb would shoot would be

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is at school, we live far from each other. We did a lot of filming on that day, then christmas break came around the corner. During christmas I got a FLIP camera for my filming, one thing I didn’t mention is I used my school laptop for filming both the Death/Cars 1 , 2 and the some of Death/car 3. Filming this one was a pain in the ass, but it was worth it, because it is really funny and I enjoy watching it. I uploaded it to youtube and I got a lot of positives reviews on it and a lot of people liked it. One night I was sleeping over Andrew’s house, we walked down to this store/gas station and got some snacks like we always do. Andrew said. “It would be funny if we made a Death/Car movie.” “We already did” said Justin. “No like a full length movie.” said Andrew. What you are about to read is what came out of the process.

Justin Simason

Thursday, May 13, 2010 8:43:21 AM ET

DEATH/CAR

EXT. PETER’S CAR GARAGE - DAY We FADE in on a Car garage named Peter’s Car Garage, it is a nice sunny day, the garage door is open to. INT. PETER’S CAR GARAGE - DAY They’re cars on lifters, some really nice cars. The CAMERA moves over to a car that is not on a lifter. A YELLOW CAMERO. A MAN is under it, he comes out from it, he is done fixing it. He is a average kid, has a tan on him, his name is ANDREW (19). He wipes off some of the oil on his hands and face. A Voice is heard from the other side of the room. ANDREW! VOICE V.O

Andrew turns around to the voice. It is his boss MR HANEY. ANDREW What, Mr Haney? MR HANEY Come over here.

Andrew walks over to Mr Haney. ANDREW What do you need Mr Haney? MR HANEY I need you to do something. ANDREW Mr Haney, I am not cleaning up the boys bathroom again, last time I went into the bathroom, Steve the muffler cleaner show me his little friend. MR HANEY Ew. That’s not what I can here for.

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ANDREW What is it then?

MR HANEY I need you to take the Camero up to it’s owner in California. ANDREW What. I can’t take that up to California I just can’t. MR HANEY Why can’t you, I looked at your schedule and you owe me from the days you took off partying with the KKK’s when you were stoned and drunk and thought they were ghost. ANDREW Sorry that was a accident. MR HANEY So you owe me, take the Camero to Califoria.

He hands over the keys to andrew. EXT. SIDE OF THE ROAD - DAY - LATER A MAN sits on the side walk, his name is JUSTIN(18). He is waiting for something. A Yellow Camero comes around the corner, the Camero approaches Justin. ANDREW Justin get in the car. JUSTIN Where did you get the car? ANDREW My boss is making me take this car to California. JUSTIN How long are you gonna be gone. ANDREW Probably about Two weeks.

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JUSTIN TWO FUCKIN WEEKS! What am I gonna do for two weeks? ANDREW Probably the left overs in the fridge can hold you over, and just make noodles. JUSTIN Your noodles are the best. So Can I come with you? ANDREW I am not sure dude. Please. JUSTIN

ANDREW Dude, I don’t know. JUSTIN (a funny whining noise) Please! ANDREW Okay, get in the car. But we have to stop at the house to get some stuff. Okay. JUSTIN (getting in the car)

EXT. LONG ROAD - DAY - LATER The Yellow drives on this long road, a MONTAGE OF SHOT with the Camero driving is shown, a song starts playing. “GET READY BY THE PROCLAIMERS” They both have smiles on there faces having fun with this road trip. They stop at a little diner in a small town. INT. HOLLY’S BIG HOUSE OF PANCAKES - DAY This big beautiful women in her early twenties with big breast comes up to Andrew and Justin’s table with some flap jacks.

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WOMEN Here you go cuties. ANDREW Thank you so much. JUSTIN (looking at name tag) Thank you so much...Julia, How are you doing today. JULIA I am doing fine cute, what’s your name? JUSTIN My name is Justin. JULIA I love that name, you me to give you my number? JUSTIN Whatever I can do to see your beautiful eyes.

Andrew coughs on a piece of pancake. She blushes from the comment. JULIA (she rights on a piece of paper) Okay, here is my number, when a girl named shnay-nay picks up the phone ask for me. Here you go.

She hands over the piece of paper with her number on it. JUSTIN Thank you so much beautiful.

She exits with a smile on her face.

What was that? A girl.

ANDREW

JUSTIN

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ANDREW I know that, but what was that you just did? flirting. JUSTIN

ANDREW Yeah, how did you do that. JUSTIN I dunno, something I was born with it. Can you teach me? ANDREW

JUSTIN Maybe, I can’t tell you all the secrets. ANDREW That’s all right with me. JUSTIN Okay. I’ll tell you on the way to California. Who is the guy in California. ANDREW I don’t remember his name really is like Mr Keefe , but I have the address for the house and state.

EXT. CALIFORNIA - NIGHT A light is coming from this large home in BEVERLY HILLS, we come closer to this house. INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT - SAME TIME In this house, everything is really nice, red walls gold and black carpets. A MAN in his forties wearing a Hugh Hefner robe not wearing pants is Angry, he flips over the glass coffee table making it shatter. He runs over to the guy hiding behind the couch. He grabs him by the front of the shirt. KEEFE HOW DID YOU LOOSE MY MONEY.

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MAN#2 I am sorry Mr Keefe but the car broke down and I had to take it a garage. KEEFE DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY WAS IN THE BACK OF THAT CAR! No. MAN#2

KEEFE There was over a 500 million dollars in there! MAN#2 I am sorry boss.

KEEFE Sorry doesn’t put the money back into my hand!

Mr Keefe lets go of the hand and calms down. KEEFE CONT’D I want the money back NOW! MAN#2 Sir do you know how long that will take. KEEFE I don’t care how long it takes, just get that car back. Or I will have your head. Okay Boss. MAN#2

He exits the room. Mr Keefe walks over to the fire place and stares at the fire. EXT. HIGHWAY - NIGHT - LATER “CRASH BY PRIMITIVES”

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They drive on this long highway. There is barely any cars on this road at all. INT. CAR - NIGHT - SAME TIME Justin leans back in his chair sleeping, Andrew is driving. He is starting to fall asleep. He reaches into the backseat, there is a cooler, he opens it and grabs a MONSTER. He takes a couple sips from it, he has more energy. EXT. MOTEL - NIGHT - LATER They drive into the parking lot for a cheap motel. INT. MOTEL - ROOM - NIGHT - LATER Andrew drags Justin in, tossing him on the bed, he is still asleep. Andrew sits on his bed he is a little tired. He lays on top of the bed resting, he slowly falls asleep. DISSOLVE TO:

INT. MOTEL - ROOM - MORNING Justin tries to wake up Andrew. Andrew won’t wake up. Justin gets on top of Andrew’s bed and jumps up and down. Andrew still won’t wake up. Justin bounces more. JUSTIN WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Andrew wakes up with a quick movement. JUSTIN Oh, your wake lets go on the road dude. ANDREW Why do you wanna leave so much? JUSTIN Please do it for me. ANDREW what the hell did you do Justin? JUSTIN Nothing can we just go.

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LOUD KNOCKS are at the the door.

ANDREW Justin what the fuck did you do? Nothing. JUSTIN

VOICE O.S JUSTIN YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER!

EXT. MOTEL - FRONT DOOR - DAY Julia stands out of the room banging on the door. JULIA You had sex with my sister!

INT. MOTEL - ROOM - DAY - SAME TIME Andrew gives Justin a weird look. ANDREW (to Justin) No you didn’t.

Justin gives Andrew a “Maybe” look. ANDREW What the hell Justin. JUSTIN would you believe it was an accident? ANDREW Yeah, How was that an accident. You pulled down your pants and tripped and your dick fell into her vagina and as ANDREW CONT’D you were getting up you get on dropping deeper into her for a long time. Maybe? JUSTIN

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ANDREW Wow Justin, this is a new low. JUSTIN I have an idea. What? Follow me. ANDREW

JUSTIN

Justin runs to the bathroom, Andrew follows him. Justin Stands on top of the toilet, he opens the window he pushes the window out. Grab my foot. JUSTIN

Justin places his foot in andrew’s hand. Andrew pushes Justin up a little more. JUSTIN Just a little more.

He looks out the window and sees the ground, nothing to save him. Wait.. JUSTIN

Andrew pushes him out.

Justin lands on the ground painfully. Owwwwww. JUSTIN

INT. MOTEL - BATHROOM - SAME TIME Andrew takes a deep breath, more knocking at the door, He climbs up and goes through. He lands right in front of Justin. Justin helps Andrew. JUSTIN Come on lets go.

They start running.

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INT. MOTEL - ROOM - DAY - SAME TIME Julia breaks through the door, holding a shotgun. She looks around and doesn’t see them. She walks out of the room and she sees them running to the Camero. JULIA YOU SON OF A BITCH!

She aims the gun at Justin. I got you now. JULIA CONT’D

She shoots the gun. Justin just missed it, they both scream which makes them Jump. They hits off. ANDREW GET IN THE CAR DUDE!

JUSTIN I AM TRYING DUDE! get into the car and drive off. She shoots one more time and it the lock on the rear of the car making it break. The car drives

EXT. LONG ROAD - DAY - LATER The CAR DRIVES by the CAMERA. Looking really nice. INT. CAR - DAY - SAME TIME Justin is like freaking out and andrew’s eyes are wide open. JUSTIN Holy shit we almost got killed by a hot bitch! ANDREW She wouldn’t try to kill us if you didn’t FUCK HER SISTER YOU DUMB ASS HOLE! JUSTIN I am sorry but her sister was hot, you would of done the same thing.

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ANDREW Get a beautiful girls phone number and you fuck her sister. I don’t think so.

There is a moment of silence. Yes you would. JUSTIN

Andrew looks at Justin and slaps him. JUSTIN that hurt. I am gonna get mommy. ANDREW What the fuck dude.

In the back of the car, the latch opens. Andrew looks back and sees it is open. DAMN IT! ANDREW

Andrew stops the car on the side of the road. EXT. LONG ROAD - DAY - SAME TIME Andrew gets out of the car and walks to the back of the car and looks on the inside. NOTE: This is a SHOT that is filmed from a far away angle. we see him doing something. After a couple seconds he starts jumping around and screaming with happiness. INT. CAR - DAY - SAME TIME Justin looks back and sees in the window that he is jumping around, Justin is like “wtf”. Andrew gets back in the car excited. Why were you JUSTIN bouncing-

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ANDREW (cutting him off) You won’t believe this dude. What? JUSTIN

ANDREW In the back is over 100 million dollars. Your shitting me. JUSTIN

ANDREW No, come and check.

EXT. LONG ROAD - DAY - SECONDS LATER Justin starts jumping around in happiness. He stops jumping around. JUSTIN Holy fucking shit, what are we gonna do with the money!? ANDREW Should we turn it in to the police or something? JUSTIN What. You would turn it in. It has been our dreams to have this amount of money. ANDREW Yeah but... But I’ll do it.

They both start jumping around and screaming. “I am rich Bitch.” EXT. LONG ROAD - DAY - LATER They start speeding on this road going faster and faster. A MAP OF THE USA IS SHOWN. A red line starts from Providence Rhode Island to Aspen Colorado. showing them driving from Rhode Island to Aspen Colorado.

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EXT. ASPEN COLORADO - DAY Sights of beautiful mountains filled with snow and beautiful sights. EXT. ASPEN - TOWN - DAY - SAME TIME The Camero comes down into town. Andrew parks the car on the side. Andrew and Justin exit the car, Justin is shivering. ANDREW (amazed) Aspen colorado dude. JUSTIN yeah, I’m freezing my balls off here. ANDREW Remember when in Dumb and Dumber when they go to aspen to find Mary. JUSTIN Yeah, I don’t remember them saying my balls are about to fall off. ANDREW We need to find a phone for a hotel or something. JUSTIN With all the money we have, we can buy a house. ANDREW no, we just need a phone. JUSTIN (pointing) Their is one over there.

Andrew and Justin walk over to it. Andrew takes a look at the phone book to see any hotels or motels. ANDREW Here is a place.

INT. PRESIDENTAL SUITE - DAY - LATER Andrew and Justin walk into this room with this old BELLHOP. Andrew and Justin are amazed by this room.

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BELLHOP This is the presidental suit gentlemen, famous people have slept in here like the queen of England and some famous people like that Mel Gibson person, Orlando Bloom I like him a lot in kinky ways.

Andrew and Justin look at him with a queer look. The Bellhop looks at andrew and Justin who give queer looks. two far. Yeah. BELLHOP(CONT’D)

ANDREW & JUSTIN

BELLHOP Sorry then, not really. Well I like him in the pirate movie. I wish my dick was his sword. JUSTIN What the fuck dude. I don’t feel safe any more. Where is the bathroom? BELLHOP Right over there.

Justin runs to the bathroom holding his butt. Justin slams the door shut. BELLHOP He is kinda cute. Andrew looks at the bellhop with a queer look on his face. ANDREW That is weird dude. CUT TO:

EXT. DESSERT - DAY A shitty car drives on the road, it is a old car. INT. CAR - DAY It is the guy from Hollywood, not Mr Keefe but it is the MAN#2. He is getting more angry with the car.

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MAN#2 Come on you piece of shit car.

He sees the symbol for gas is empty and it is flashing. MAN#2 You got to be kidding me.

He gets out of the car and goes to the back of the car and opens the trunk. He sees a gallon of gas sitting right there. He picks it up, there is something wrong, it is light. Oh shit! MAN#2

CUT TO:

INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT Justin and this girl fall onto the bed. This girl is smoking hot. GIRL (sexy) You wanna fuck me.

JUSTIN Yeah, your so fucking hot.

They start making out on the bed, this is getting hot. As he pulls his mouth away we can see there tongues going around in circles. Justin starts taking off his pants revealing his boxers. CAMERA AIMNIG A DIFFERENT WAY He drops his boxers. she bites her nails in a kinky way. GIRL Let me suck on that big thing.

she does but we don’t see it. CUT TO:

INT. BEDROOM - SAME TIME Justin and Andrew sleep in different beds, it was just a dream. THE CAMERA MOVES over to Justin, he is smiling in his sleep.

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INT. BEDROOM (JUSTIN’S DREAM)- SAME TIME She is on top of Justin, moaning. This is really hot. She is moaning and really sexy things. your so hot. JUSTIN

GIRL (andrew’s voice) wake up faggot. What? JUSTIN

INT. BEDROOM- NIGHT - SAME TIME Andrew wakes up Justin, Justin wakes up really fast to reaction. Justin is angry at Andrew. JUSTIN Dude, I was having a awesome dream about a hot chick. ANDREW I heard. You were moaning like a horse. JUSTIN Ha ha, I’m sorry dude. ANDREW It is okay just go back to sleep.

Andrew goes back into his bed. Hey dude? What? JUSTIN

ANDREW

JUSTIN How long have we’ve been friends? ANDREW since fourth grade. JUSTIN Do you remember what brought us together?

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Dumb and Dumber.

ANDREW

JUSTIN Oh I remember that. You were Lloyd and I was Harry. ANDREW Yup. JUSTIN I remember when we tried to look like them. ANDREW Yeah I would cut my hair a little shorter, and you would out grow your hair. JUSTIN Yeah, but that didn’t work because I would always get my haircut. Yup. ANDREW

There is a nice moment of silence. THE CAMERA MOVES OVER to Andrew. We get closer and closer to him. INT. (ANDREW’S DREAM) - NIGHT Andrew’s dream, this room is filled with hot girls. This a pool room. a steamy hot pool room. This is not a normal pool room, it looks like a inside of a cave with lights everywhere. The girls are looking sexy and hot, girls are coming out of water and going back in. Music is playing. Andrew is the center of attention in this one. Girls surround him with smiling faces. Hey Andrew? What? GIRL#1

ANDREW

GIRL#1 I got to thank your mom and dad for making you so cute.

A start french kissing, this is hot. A beautiful blonde girl approaches him.

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GIRL#2 I got to thank him for something else.

She goes under water (we know what this means) Andrew starts to make moaning sounds then... UNDERWATER SHOT: The CAMERA moves over to Andrew’s butt. He farts. A loud fart under water sounding like a walrus burp. Some of the girl swimmers come up out of the water. oops. ANDREW

GIRL#3 In a weird a I think that is hot.

her mouth widens, her tongue flays around going into andrews mouth. As Andrew is making out with her, he has a weird look on his face. Justin approaches Andrew in a Butler outfit. JUSTIN Do you want a drink sir?

Andrew release from the beast of death. ANDREW (getting his breath) Yes... I do. JUSTIN What would you like? ANDREW I would like to have some Green Monster in a champagne glass Be right back. JUSTIN

ANDREW OH YEAH, BRING EVERYONE A MONSTER IN A CHAMPAGNE GLASS!

Justin bows to the command. Justin exits.

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GIRL Who is the cute butler? ANDREW That is my best friend Justin.

GIRL Oh. Why is he your butler?

ANDREW There just times when he is a pain in the ass.

He makes out with the girl. THE DREAM FADES AWAY. INT. BEDROOM - MORNING - SECONDS LATER Andrew is sleeping with a smile on his face, his eyes open slowly, Justin is on his bed putting on his shoes. Getting ready for something. ANDREW What are you doing? JUSTIN Dude, do you wanna go to breakfast with me? Okay. ANDREW

CUT TO:

INT. BREAKFAST PLACE - MORNING - LATER Justin and Andrew are eating at a table having there nice prepare breakfast. JUSTIN (Food in his mouth) How much more longer until we get to California? ANDREW What? I can’t understand with all the food in your mouth.

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JUSTIN (swallows it) How much longer until we get to California? ANDREW Just a couple more days and then we’re there. Why do you want to get there so fast?

JUSTIN I don’t know, it was just a question I wanted to ask you. Okay. ANDREW

They go back to eating.

Andrew looks up and notices something.

ANDREW(CONT’D) Is that who I think it is. JUSTIN Probably not dude. We’re in Aspen colorado, I don’t think it is who you think it is. Dude look. ANDREW (pointing)

Justin turns to look to see who it is. middle of the room.

It is CALEB standing in the

CALEB Who’s leg do I have to hump to get a martini around her! Oh shit. JUSTIN

ANDREW I thought he was in jail for molesting all those dogs. Who bailed him out? I don’t know. JUSTIN

ANDREW

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Caleb notices Justin and Andrew. He waves like a queer to them. Oh shit. JUSTIN

Caleb runs over to them. CALEB Hey guys what’s up? Not much. JUSTIN

How are you dude?

ANDREW

CALEB I’m doing better since I got out of jail.

Justin and Andrew give each other a look. Did you- Break out? ANDREW

JUSTIN

ANDREW I was gonna say let in out but yeah. CALEB Actually I was bailed out by my grandfather. Is he rich? JUSTIN

Andrew gives him a look. CALEB No, Bail was only twenty dollars and my family wanted to see again. JUSTIN Your family wanted to see a dog raper.

Andrew kicks Justin in the leg.

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JUSTIN OWW, MOTHER FUCKER. I think a bee just hit me. Dumb-ass. ANDREW Do you wanna sit down? CALEB

Yeah sure.

Caleb sits next Justin. CALEB (CONT’D) Hopefully no bees get me.

Andrew and Justin give each other a look. CUT TO:

EXT. FANCY DINER - DAY - LATER Andrew and Justin walk toward the Camero, Caleb runs up to them out of breath. CALEB Hey guys, this is your car? I always thought you guys would make money from those movies you made.

Andrew and Justin look at the CAMERA and then look back Caleb. ANDREW Actually this isn’t our car, we’re bringing it back to its owner in California. CALEB That is a long drive. Tell me about it. JUSTIN

ANDREW Yeah, and a journey so far. JUSTIN A lot of things have happened.

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Do I wanna know? No.

CALEB

ANDREW Hey, caleb you wanna come-

Ew.

CALEB

Justin has a little chuckle. Oh, I got it. JUSTIN

ANDREW Do you wanna come with us for a road trip to California? CALEB Okay, that sounds fun.

Caleb gets in the backseat. JUSTIN That was a good joke Caleb.

Justin gets in the car. ANDREW coming, coming oh cuming OH YOU FUCKING SICK BASTARDS.

EXT. LONG ROAD - DAY A montage of this car on this long road while the song, this is a quiet moment in the movie, also during this montage Caleb and Justin are having fun playing around (Not like that) “Carolina On my Mind live by James Taylor” INT. CAR - NIGHT Justin is sleeping on Caleb’s man boob, Caleb is also sleeping. Andrew looks at them with a queer look on his face. But it is also sweet because of the music. CUT TO:

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EXT. GAS STATION - NIGHT TIME The comaro pulls up in front of the gas station. heavily. INT. GAS STATION - NIGHT Andrew walks in the gas station. He looks over to the cashier who looks really tired, it is a man. Who looks kinda creepy. Andrew walks over to the drinks section. He grabs a Monster and walks up to the cashier. He places the drink on the table. Is that it? Yup. CASHIER Now it is raining

ANDREW

He rings up the drink. 2.47 CASHIER

Andrew pulls out three dollars and gives it to the cashier. The Cashier puts the money in the cash register. CASHIER Thank you for you’re purchase. ANDREW Where is my change? What change? CASHIER

ANDREW The changed left over... why fifty three cents. CASHIER there is no fifty three cents. Yes, there is. ANDREW

CASHIER Okay, on the screen it said 2.47. Yes. ANDREW

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CASHIER And you gave me three dollars and I put in the cash register. ANDREW Yeah, so where is the rest if the money? Please dude. Fine. CASHIER

ANDREW

Andrew grabs the drink and exits. EXT. GAS STATION - NIGHT - SECONDS LATER Andrew runs back to the car, he gets in really fast barely getting wet. INT. CAR - MOMENTS LATER Andrew gets his breath, after that he looks at Justin and Caleb sound asleep. Andrew starts to fall asleep a little, he opens up the Monster and takes a sip of it. With a quick reaction the window shatters and a arms comes in choking Andrew, Andrew tries to break through. CUT TO:

INT. CAR - MORNING Andrew wakes up really fast and scared. and Caleb aren’t there. ANDREW Justin... Justin... Caleb. OVER HERE DUDE! He looks around and Justin

JUSTIN!

JUSTIN O.S

EXT. LONG ROAD - MORNING - SAME MOMENT Justin has his back to the camera, he is taking a piss. ANDREW Justin where is Caleb?

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OVER HERE!

CALEB O.S

Caleb is taking a shit.

This is a weird sight.

ANDREW I did not need to see that.

Andrew tries to cover it, it won’t work. ANDREW CONT’D For fuck sake I can’t even cover you because you are so big! CUT TO:

INT. CAR - MORNING - MINUTES LATER They are getting back in the car, Andrew notices something when he is in the car. ANDREW Hey Justin do you see him? Yeah. Yes I do. JUSTIN

A MAN is walking toward there car, we can’t see his face yet. the MAN#2 from earlier. ANDREW Should we pick him up or? JUSTIN I am not fully shore dude. What if he rapes us. ANDREW If he does I’ll kill him.

It is

The Man#2 approaches the car. MAN#2 Hey, can I get a ride? Sure. CALEB

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EXT. LONG ROAD - DAY - LATER They drive on this long road. INT. CAR - DAY Justin and Caleb are in the back and Andrew and the MAN#2 are in the front. ANDREW So, what is your name? My name is Ajax. MAN#2

ANDREW That is a cool name. AJAX Thanks I was named after my aunt who had a dick.

Justin has a little chuckle. ANDREW Justin it is not funny. Kinda. JUSTIN

Caleb laughs. AJAX I shouldn’t of said anything. ANDREW It is not your fault it is my dumb ass friends faults. AJAX This is a sweet Comaro, what year? ’75. Sweet. So ANDREW

AJAX where are you going vacation?

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Ajax

ANDREW Actually I work at a car shop and now I am bringing back a car to the owner. Wait what? AJAX

ANDREW We’re bringing this car to L.A. AJAX V.O Oh my god, should I kill them for the car? I don’t know if I should. Mr. Keefe will kill me if I don’t kill them.

starts slowly pulling out a knife. AJAX V.O No, no. What the fuck am I doing, maybe I should get to know them yeah yeah, then I take them to some place quiet and kill them. AJAX CONT’D Do you guys wanna go to Mcdonalds?

EXT. MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU - DAY - LATER The car comes up to the sign of all the food there. INT. CAR - DAY - SAME TIME Andrew pulls up to it. ANDREW What do you guys want? JUSTIN Chicken nuggets. How many? ANDREW

JUSTIN three boxes of ten. Holy shit. CALEB

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What you want Ajax? I want a Big Mac.

ANDREW

AJAX

ANDREW Caleb do you want anything? No, I’m fine. CALEB

Andrew leans out of the window. ANDREW okay, I want two big macs, three ten piece nuggets and four cokes. Is that all? Yup. MCDONALDS WORKER V.O That will be 17.58. Okay thank you. ANDREW MCDONALD’S WORKER V.O

ANDREW

Andrew drives up more to the first window. 17.58. MCDONALDS WORKER

The guy opens the window.

Andrew pulls the money out of his pocket. Andrew hands it over to him. Andrew drives up to the next window, the window opens and it is a beautiful girl. MCDONALDS GIRL WORKER Here you go guys enjoy. We will thank you. ANDREW

JUSTIN Hey, what is your name?

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My name is Mindy.

MCDONALDS GIRL WORKER

JUSTIN That is a beautiful name.

Andrew steps on the pedal and they drive off, the girl gets a look on her face. INT. CAR - MOMENTS LATER Justin is really pissed off for what Andrew did. JUSTIN What the fuck dude.

ANDREW I can’t let you do her. JUSTIN Why? ANDREW You would fuck her sister. JUSTIN No I wouldn’t, I don’t even know if she has a sister.

All of them look at Justin with queer looks. EXT. NEVADA - NIGHT - LATER CUT TO:

They drive on this long road, after a really long time of driving. INT. CAR - NIGHT - SAME TIME Caleb and Ajax are sleeping, Justin and Andrew are awake.

JUSTIN (being quiet) Hey dude where are we gonna sleep tonight? ANDREW I had a idea for sleeping at the place where the Hangover was.

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Mandalay Bay.

JUSTIN

ANDREW If that is what it is. JUSTIN Are you serious? ANDREW Yeah, we have the money for it. Fucking sweet. JUSTIN

EXT. LAS VEGAS NEVADA - NIGHT - LATER SHOTS of Las Vegas are being shown, all the cool stuff here playing loud music. JUSTIN This is so cool.

EXT. MANDALAY BAY - NIGHT MINUTES LATER They pull up in front of this beautiful building. the car. Holy shit. JUSTIN They get out of

INT. MANDALAY BAY - LOBBY - NIGHT They enter the building looking around this beautiful place. JUSTIN Lets go to the front desk.

They walk over to the front desk.

FRONT DESK LADY Welcome to Mandalay bay, checking in? ANDREW Yes, it is a spur of the moment and I forgot to make a reservation.

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FRONT DESK LADY What kind of room do you want? JUSTIN The room in the Hangover. FRONT DESK LADY The Dean Martin suite? Yup. ANDREW

FRONT DESK LADY How many nights? ANDREW Can I make a reservation for another night when I come back? Yes you can. FRONT DESK LADY

ANDREW Okay on the 14th I am gonna make a reservation for that night. FRONT DESK LADY Would you like to pay now or later? Now. ANDREW

INT. DEAN MARTIN SUITE - NIGHT - LATER They enter this nice room, it looks like how it did in the Hangover. They look around in “awe”. They like all of this. Justin and Anrew walk into the bedroom. JUSTIN Check out the beds!

Look at the shit.

CALEB O.S Hey tranny aunt come in here!

Ajax not wanting to walks into the bathroom. CALEB Do you want to play battle shit?

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No.

AJAX

He exits. CALEB Does anyone want to play battle shit? No. EVERYONE

CUT TO:

INT. BEDROOM - LATER - NIGHT Andrew is sitting on the bed, Justin walks in. What’s up? Not much. Cool. ANDREW

JUSTIN

ANDREW

JUSTIN Do you wanna pulls an all nighter like we used to do when we were younger? ANDREW You mean a couple years ago. Yeah. JUSTIN

ANDREW Okay, where are the others?

Andrew and Ajax run out of the bathroom with a excited faces. AJAX I won against Caleb at battle shit. YEAH! ANDREW What the fuck guys.

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What?

CALEB & AJAX

JUSTIN Do you guys want to pull a all nighter? Sure. CALEB & AJAX

CONTINUOUS SHOTS of them partying in slow motion to some slow music, it looks like there having fun. this looks like fun. The CAMERA moves over toward the window showing the moon, as we get closer to it, the sun comes up. Then we come back and we see the boys on the ground pooped out and there is a mess, like the movie Hangover. Andrew wakes up slowly, his hair is a mess. on the wall. 12:54pm Guys wake up! ANDREW He looks at the clock

They wake up slowly. the fuck Andrew. JUSTIN

Ajax is still sleeping. AJAX WAKE UP! ANDREW

AJAX I didn’t raper her, I didn’t know she was dead. ANDREW

What the fuck.

ANDREW Okay guys lets get on the road, we gotta be there by tomorrow. What time is it? CALEB

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Almost one. Holy shit.

ANDREW

JUSTIN Then we should go. CUT TO:

INT. MANDALAY BAY - HALLWAY - MORNING Justin, Caleb and Andrew are in the hallway, no Ajax. I am so tired. JUSTIN

ANDREW Me to, but we have to go. Wait where is Ajax?

Ajax appears from behind and knocks them out. CUT TO:

EXT. NEVADA DESSERT - DAY - LATER They wake in the dessert not feeling so well. They get up loopy.

What happened?

JUSTIN

ANDREW I don’t know, maybe Ajax turned on us! CALEB Why would Ajax turn on us. He was a cool guy. ANDREW Wait... Where is the car? JUSTIN

Oh shit.

Andrew screams his head off. CALEB Why are you screaming?

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ANDREW I’ll tell you Battle shit player, we had over ten million in the trunk of the car. Now we’re flat broke. Oh shit. I know. CALEB

ANDREW

JUSTIN I’m gonna fucking kill him. He probably is in like germany by now. What the fuck dude. ANDREW

CUT TO:

EXT. CALIFORNIA - DAY The Comaro is driving a road with some other people on it. there in California almost at Mr keefe’s house. EXT. NEVADA - DESSERT - DAY - SAME TIME They have been walking for a while, they’re getting tired. is beaming on them. CALEB What the hell is that? JUSTIN What are you talking about? That over there. CALEB The sun He is

It is a HORSE, standing in the middle of the dessert, I don’t even know why. Caleb walks over to it tries to pet it, he is petting it. CALEB I am petting it dude.

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JUSTIN No, your not Caleb. Your- CALEB Should I get on it. ANDREW I don’t think you should.

Caleb gets on this big rock. JUSTIN Caleb get the fuck off the ROCK! CALEB (to the horse) Get ready. CALEB NO! ANDREW & JUSTIN

He jumps and goes through. CALEB What the hell man! ANDREW Caleb we told you not to do it. JUSTIN Do you need help? CALEB What do you think.

Andrew and Justin help Caleb get back up. ANDREW Let just start walking.

JUSTIN Do you know how long that is gonna take? ANDREW I don’t care I want that car. CALEB Can we just call someone?

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JUSTIN Oh fuck, our phones are in the car. Lets go get them. ANDREW

They start walking. CUT TO:

INT. GARAGE - DAY - SAME TIME The camero sits in the garage all a lone. Ajax. A door opens Mr keefe and

AJAX Mr keefe I got you you’re car back. Mr Keefe examines the car.

Mr Keefe is surprise.

KEEFE Thank you so much Ajax. I am gonna give you your pay. What pay? AJAX

Mr Keefe pulls out twenty thousand dollars with a money clip on it.

AJAX Woah dude! How much is this? KEEFE Twenty five thousand dollars. me dude? Yeah I did, sorry. AJAX

Wait did you call

KEEFE Were they saying it a lot. AJAX Yeah, I guess it rubbed off.

Mr Keefe examines the car again.

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KEEFE Hey is this your phone in the car? No why? AJAX

KEEFE There is one, wait... Two... Three. (getting angry) I got a question for you.

He walks up to Ajax. Did you kill them? KEEFE(CONT’D)

AJAX (switching the subject) Do you want me to get you a drink? Did you kill them? KEEFE

AJAX (freaking out) No I didn’t I am sorry we had so much fun together I couldn’t kill them. KEEFE What the fuck were you doing? Having asian butt sex in a alley way.

There is a pause. No... AJAX

KEEFE That was a weird pause. We didn’t. AJAX

Mr Keefe breaks out of character. Cut cut! KEEFE

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The CAMERA moves over to a DIRECTOR holding a script in his hand. gets out of his chair and walks over to Mr Keefe. DIRECTOR What are you doing? you don’t say cut I say cut because I am the director. KEEFE I got a question for you? What is it? DIRECTOR

He

KEEFE Who writes in a screenplay having asian butt sex in a alley way. DIRECTOR I’ll show you. JUSTIN! WHAT! JUSTIN O.S

COME OVER HERE!

DIRECTOR

They wait a couple seconds. What’s up?

Justin comes over has himself. JUSTIN

DIRECTOR Why did you write about asian butt sex in a movie, like as a line? JUSTIN I don’t know I just wanted to write something in the script. KEEFE So you wrote about asian butt sex in a alley. JUSTIN Yeah, I am a weird person dude. I am sorry for it. I was just bored writing it. KEEFE It is okay, I would of done the same.

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They hug. So you forgive me? Yeah. JUSTIN

KEEFE

JUSTIN I got to say something. What? KEEFE

Whispers in his hear. JUSTIN Would you like fries with that? Mr keefe gets a weird look on his face. DIRECTOR Lets just do the scene. Take it from the top!

Everyone gets back in there original places. DIRECTOR CONT’D GET READY AND ACTION!

AJAX I left them in the dessert with nothing at all. KEEFE They know why address though to my house. If they see me and know what I do, I have to kill them. AJAX You don’t have to kill them and just let them go.

Mr keefe grabs Ajax by the throat. KEEFE I wanna kill them, it is my job. I get paid to do it because it is fun. If they do come here I am kill them. Ajax falls to the ground coughing and

Mr keefe releases his hand. trying to get his breath.

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EXT. HOLLYWOOD CALIFORNIA - NIGHT - LATER Justin, Andrew and Caleb are finally here. We did it. ANDREW

CUT TO:

Yeah, and it hurt.

JUSTIN

Andrew takes a split out of his pants. ANDREW Okay, lets go to the house. CALEB Do you know where this guy lives? ANDREW Yeah. 25 Lincoln boulevard. JUSTIN Do you know where that is? ANDREW Yeah, the directions are on the page. Let’s go. JUSTIN

They start walking. CUT TO:

EXT. MR KEEFE’S HOUSE - NIGHT - LATER They finally get to the house. What should we do. CALEB

They look to the little box which is on the wall, they press a button. Keefe home, who is it? MALE V.O

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Thursday, May 13, 2010 8:43:21 AM ET

Um, this is Andrew- AND CALEB!

ANDREW

CALEB (interrupting)

ANDREW Caleb and Justin. We’re here to get our homes that we left in the car we brought here? Yeah, you can home in. MALE V.O

The gates open. slowly like entering a creepy haunted home. up to the door. Andrew knocks on the door. JUSTIN I wonder if he has a butler? ANDREW Not everyone with a big house has a butler Justin.

They go

The door opens revealing a butler. You may enter. BUTLER

JUSTIN (making fun) You may enter. This is a nice home, they’re amazed of out it looks. BUTLER

Andrew hits him.

Follow this way.

JUSTIN (making fun) Follow this--

Before he could finish Andrew hits him. They walk into the living room. Which Mr Keefe is standing near the fire place drinking a glass of champagne. Mr keefe turns to them. Hello boys. KEEFE (like Dracula)

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THUNDER and LIGHTENING. JUSTIN (sarcastic) That’s not creepy. Sit down boys. KEEFE

Andrew, Caleb and Justin sit in a couch. KEEFE CONT’D So, boys. You drove my car here. Yeah. BOYS

Where are you from? Maine. Oh wow. mine.

KEEFE

BOYS

KEEFE That far huh. Boys you took something of

JUSTIN

What do you mean?

KEEFE You guys took from of my money. No, what money? JUSTIN

KEEFE Some of the money in the trunk of my car, there is some that is missing. JUSTIN Okay, we will confess. We took some money, but we used it to live on. That is it. KEEFE But you still used my money.

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ANDREW We’re so sorry, this will never happen again, can we just get our cell phones and go? KEEFE Well would you like to stay for dinner?

The boys start getting up, ANDREW No, actually we saw this nice diner in town and we were going to try it out. KEEFE You can’t leave yet. JUSTIN Forget the phones we’re just gonna leave. No, please stay. KEEFE

Guards stand behind them and push them back down. I’m scared. CALEB

KEEFE Don’t be, be scared of the fact that I am gonna kill you. JUSTIN Just for taking some of your money, usually I get kicked in the nuts if I do that in middle school. ANDREW Dude shut the fuck up. KEEFE My men will take you away and do it for me.

They put there hands on them and pull them up. Don’t make a mess. KEEFE CONT’D

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They get pulled off the couch painfully. leaving.

They exit.

As there

JUSTIN (Whispering to Caleb and Andrew) Hey remember when we were freshmen running from the bullies. Yeah. CALEB & ANDREW

JUSTIN On a count of three.

This becomes a very intense moment, new camera shots of sweating and eye shots and getting ready then... They run off in different directions. GUARD#1 What the fuck. KEEFE WHY DID YOU LET THEM GET AWAY! GUARD#1 Sorry boss it was unexpected. GET THEM. KEEFE

INT. LONG HALLWAY - NIGHT - SECONDS LATER Caleb runs down this hallway, out of breath now. He badly. He hides behind a wall not wanting to be seen of a sudden he sees this weird painting on the wall, is so weird that he has to look at it with a serious face. is sweating by anyone. All this painting look on his

He gets in a stance, the one that Steve does from “Blues Clues” CALEB Blue skadoo we can to.

He jumps into, the CAMERA follows, did doesn’t lead him to anywhere. He is in some pain. Sounds of footsteps emerge. A Guy in a SWAT outfit holding a pistol in his hand. Freeze! SWAT#1

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Caleb turns around and screams and jumps around like a weirdo making the guy run away screaming like a little girl. Caleb starts laughing. CUT TO:

Justin hides behind a wall, a guard slowly approaches him from behind. The swat guy pokes Justin with the gun. Get on the ground! SWAT#2

Justin turns around and kicks the gun out of his hand and kicks him in the nuts. INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT - SAME TIME Mr keefe is getting really angry. We need for men! KEEFE

A door opens revealing SWAT men coming out. Now there fucked. Now it becomes a MONTAGE of different SHOTS of the BOYS and the SWAT MEN going at it all over the place. One of them that would be funny seeing Caleb on a back of a screaming little man. When it is done, they look on the ground seeing all of these bodies. JUSTIN Lets just go. They start walking toward the door, Mr keefe runs up in front of them holding a gun. Back the fuck up! KEEFE

They start backing up. KEEFE Get in the living room! NOW!

They go back and sit on the couch like how they were minutes ago. KEEFE I think we should just end it now because I don’t care about you and I wanna see your brains on the floor. Say your last words.

He aims his gun.

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Bye. Bye.

JUSTIN

ANDREW

NO DADDY NO!

CALEB

That was random. IN SLOW MOTION he is pulling back the trigger. Ajax runs up screaming, the bullet comes out and hits Ajax in the chest. BACK TO NORMAL. Holy shit! JUSTIN

KEEFE Damn it I just killed my henchmen.

Good bye boys.

KEEFE CONT’D

Ajax comes back to life. He hits him in the nuts, making Mr Keefe going to the ground. Ajax comes back to life. YOUR ALIVE! CALEB

AJAX I can’t died, I have nine lives. like a cat? CALEB

AJAX Yeah, like a cat.

Mr keefe shoots Ajax more times making his body shake and fall to the ground. Mr keefe stands up. DIED! KEEFE

He shoots more times. After that he looks at the boys again. scrunch up together scared.

They

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CALEB You killed my best friend you bastard! KEEFE Now you will join him in hell.

Ajax stands up opening his coat like Batman, hits him over the head with a vace knocking him out. CALEB YOUR ALIVE AGAIN! AJAX You guys alright? Yeah we’re fine. BOYS

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. OUTSIDE KEEFE HOME - NIGHT - LATER They exit the house. Even Ajax. JUSTIN

Ajax who are you?

AJAX Actually I am a under cover cop on a mission. Now my mission is complete. Sweat. ANDREW Can we take the car back to Maine.

AJAX I’m sorry I have to take in for inspecting. ANDREW Okay then how do we get home? CUT TO:

EXT. DESSERT - DAY

They are walking together now no Ajax. ANDREW They didn’t let us have anything. No money no car no no thing.

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CALEB I know that is so damn stupid. ANDREW Oh yeah, Justin you said you would teach me something?

The camera pulls back. JUSTIN What? Oh yeah. First lesson don’t date to people at once and don’t mix there names, unless you like a fork in your arm. FADE OUT: THE END

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