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shirt; she thrust back her shoulders and admired the profile reflected back at her. The hallway mirror was just big enough to show her figure down to the start of her bottom. Her jeans sat comfortably below her pierced navel. Her figure curved up from there, displaying large, round breasts. The pink fuzz from her angora sweater softened the mound created by Body by Victoria bra. She smiled to herself as she watched her chest move silently up and down -definitely one of her best features. The TV played loudly in the background and Miss Yummy rubbed her furry body around Tammi’s calves with a sensual, snake like charm. Tammi loved TV. It was her philosophy that everything could relate back to some episode of something, somewhere and you could learn from it. “Oooo, I love this episode,” she cried down at the affectionate cat. “Everyone knows that Chandler and Monica are really in love! Isn’t that fun, Miss Yummy?” She bent down and gave the cat a loving stroke. “I love re-runs. We wouldn’t ever get to see these great shows otherwise! I think men were nicer back then,” she sighed then perked up. “But Eckhart could be a Friend, couldn’t he, Miss Yummy?” The cat agreed with a short meow as she jumped up on the couch to settle down on the black and white Playboy Bunny pillow tossed up there for just such an occasion. The TV guide lay on the coffee table. Its pages were crumpled and swollen. The ring marks from where the last diet coke can sweated had caused some of the lettering to look smeared. Tammi sat down beside Miss Yummy giving her another stroke on the head. The cat chirped her appreciation. Turning to the dog-eared page, Tammi squealed with excitement. “Friends is on right after this!” She said. She glanced over at the paperback sitting beside the TV guide. The blue letters blared out at her. The word NOW was particularly prominent. Tammi frowned then rubbed at her forehead to relax any frown lines that may have appeared and smiled again. “He is SO sweet,” she said really only to herself because Miss Yummy had turned her full attention to grooming the right leg she’d hiked up in the air. Tammi thought her observation on how Phoebe was so much like Eckhart was really clever last night. She had wasted no time telling him about it when he picked her up. Eckhart had just stared at her, his piercing blue eyes looking puzzled, giving her the perfect opportunity to tell him all about Friends. Imagine never watching
any TV! She bet he would now that she had told him how terrific it was. The episode where Ross’s monkey masturbated all the time just went to prove that animals are far better at living in the NOW then humans. She was even able to make a few more observations correlating his book to her favourite show. It was a great night. “Hmmm,” Tammi sighed, getting up from the couch and walking back over to the mirror. She gave her reflection a quick smile and then picked up the card that was lying on the table underneath. The card was adorned with big pink hearts and little sparkling stars shooting out all around them. She opened it and giggled at the message she had written earlier. “Happy third date anniversary!” it read. She had signed it with an extra loopy T and a smiley face over the i. She held the card against her breasts and closed her eyes as she remembered their night of lovemaking on the first then the second date. He really is nice, she thought. The phone rang and she ran over to pick it up. “Hello?” “Oh Hello Eckhart! I was just thinking of you and you know what today is?” “Huh? Oh, ok – you go first” She looked at herself in the mirror as she listened to the phone. She nodded a few times and started frowning again. “I don’t understand,” She said her eyes widening. “But it is right NOW . . . I am waiting for you, right NOW.” “Whatdaya mean? I really don’t understand.” Tears welled up in her eyes as she continued to look at herself and listen. “No, honestly, I don’t get it.” She cried again. “Sure, I remember that episode with Rachel and Ross. “Friends” is one of my favourite shows. You know that. I thought you didn’t watch TV?” “Huh? Hello?” Tammi pulled the phone away from her ear and looked at it. Wiping the back of her hand across her sniffily nose, she let the tears flow. They ran down her face, dropping from her chin to her chest disappearing in the long, deep line of her cleavage. She stomped miserably over to the couch and sat down hard by the now concerned cat. Grabbing the other throw pillow, she hugged it tight and began to sob. Miss Yummy, alarmed by Tammi’s erratic behaviour, jumped off the couch quickly. She sauntered over in
Dating Eckhart or The Adventures of Ross, Rachel and Eckhart 5/12/10 front of the TV and sat observing Tammi suspiciously. “They were just on a break,” she sniffed between sobs. “Everyone knows that they were just on a break,” she whined at Miss Yummy who only batted her eyes in bored by the scene.