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Avery Johnson

Halo: Combat Evolved


Scripted Dialog

"You heard the lady! Move like you've got a purpose!"

"Men, keep your eyes downrange, fingers on the triggers, and we all come home in one
piece. Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Easy.

"Once again, it is our job to finish what the flyboys started. We are leaving this
ship's platoon, and engaging the Covenant on solid ground. When we meet the enemy, we
will rip their skulls from their spines, and toss 'em away, laughin'! Am I right, Marines?" Johnson's speech on Normal.

"Men, here's where we show those split-chin, squid-head, sons of bitches that they could
not have picked a worse enemy than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of
those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are
going to strangle them with their own living guts! Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech
on Heroic.

"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their
filthy claws onEarth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're
scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch
machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is
a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?" Johnson's speech on Legendary.

"All you greenhorns who wanted to see Covenant up close... this is your lucky day."

"It's a mess, sir. We're scattered all over this valley. We called for evac, but
until you showed up, I thought we were cooked." - To John-117 on the level Halo.

"Hit it, Marinesgo, go, go! The Corps ain't payin' us by the hour!" - Beginning of Truth
and Reconciliation, right after the cut-scene.

"Don't even THINK about it, Marine!" - To Mendoza, who had just shouted "This is loco!"
upon encountering the Flood.

"Goddamnit Jenkins, fire your weapon!" - The cutscene in 343 Guilty Spark.

Legendary Ending

"C'mere you mother I'm gonna Grr Ah!" - Struggling with an Elite for an Assault rifle.

"Oh, shi" - When the Pillar of Autumn started to explode.

"This is it, baby. Hold me." - To the Elite, who hugs him.

When exiting the Halo Trial

"So. You beat the Halo demo. Not bad, soldier, not bad at all. But are you ready to take
the next step?! In the full version of Halo, you'll find additional vehicles like tanks, plasma
turrets, and aircraft: powerful, new human and alien weapons; a single player campaign
spanning ten massive indoor and outdoor environments; and support for intense
multiplayer battles with up to sixteen of your friends! ... Or enemies. All that wrapped up in

an epic sci-fi story that's so freaky, it makes me shake just thinkin' about it. Halo: Combat
Evolved. Buy one! Heck, buy two. That's an order, soldier!"

Random Phrases

"Get up, SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN!" - Shooting the enemy's corpse.

"Roadkill!" - After splattering an enemy.

"Why me...?" - Stuck by Plasma Grenade.

"School is now in session!"

"There's no stopping me!"

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"Leave some for me!" -After John kills some enemies.

"You mind not killing my men?!" - When you kill a Marine.

"You monkeys almost look like soldiers there!" - To the Marines.

"I'm proud of you, Marines!" - After a Marine scores a kill.

"Marines, we are going to aid John-117 after he just saved your sorry asses!" - Assault on
the Control Room.

"Ah, man, I just had the thing washed!" - After splattering an enemy.

"You're almost a man!" - After you or a Marine kills something.

"Who's the man?" (Marine says- "You are!") "Thank you!" - After Johnson kills
a Sangheili or Unggoy.

"Just you and me now." - After all marines nearby have been killed.

"One down, 50 billion to go!" - After killing Covenant infantry.

"Do I owe you money?! " - After being shot/meleed by the player.

"Sorry, soldier" -After shooting a Marine.

"Don't get cocky!"

"Where are your glasses, boy?"- After shooting Marines or him.

"Stop whining!"

"We did bring enough ammo to kill these things!" - Referring to the Flood on the level 343
Guilty Spark as you're running to reach the structure

"No peeking!"

"Headshot!" -After killing an enemy (with/without a headshot).

"We could use your help, sir!"

"I'm too pretty to die!"

"Don't make me take off my belt!"

"I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence!" - This line is
referenced numerously throughout the series, and Sergeant Stacker can use it as well.

"Earth isn't going to save itself, Chief, it's time to step up to the plate, are you, or are you
not going to finish the fight?" - Later used as Halo 3's tag line.

"Lets go!" -When getting in a Warthog.

"Fan out and search!" -When searching for an enemy.

"All quiet" -When not spotting an enemy for a while.

"Punch it!" -After getting in a Warthog.

"Covering fire!"

"I can't get a clear shot!" -When the player stands in his way.

"Move!" -After getting out of a Warthog.

"Get out of my way!" -When the player stands in his way.

"Get the lead out Marines!"

"Hey, move your ass!" -When the player stands in his way.

"Triggers down, men!"

"Sorry about that sir" -After he shoots Master Chief.

"Can't run..." -After killing a running enemy.

"Next" -After killing an enemy.

"Come on!"

"Keep it up!" -When the player or a Marine kills one or more enemies.

"Its down!" -After killing an enemy.

"We showed them" -After he and his squad win a fight.

"Nice shot!" .

"Here comes more!" -When he spots an enemy.

"Target down!" -After killing an enemy

"Which one of you freaks is next?!"

"What the..?"

"Over here" -When he spots an enemy.

"Die!" -When trying to kill an enemy.

"Want some more?!" -After killing an enemy.

"One alien down" -After killing an enemy.

"There it is" -When he spots an enemy.

"Good shooting!" -When the player or a Marine kills one or more enemies.

"Didnt even see me!" -After killing an enemy

"Can't hide from me!" -When he spots an enemy.

"Firing!" -When trying to kill an enemy.

"Anyone see him?" -After not seeing an enemy for a while.

"Whats wrong with you?" -After John kills a Marine.

"Somebody call Keyes and tell him what happened" -After John is dead.

"You nuts?"

"That's it, you are dead!" -After the player starts team killing.

"There's more where that came from"

"He's gone rampant!" -After the player starts team killing.

"Nailed him" -After killing an enemy

"Take that, bastard!" -After killing an enemy

"I'm on your side!" -After the player melees/shoots him.

"Gaaaahhh!" -When he is meleed by the player.

"Stop!" -After the player melees him.

"Go go go!" -After getting out of a Warthog.

"Careful" -After the player melees him.

"Pile out!" -After getting out of a Warthog.

"Watch it marine" -After the player melees/shoots him.

"Everybody out!" -After getting out of a Warthog.

"Clean your visor" -After the player melees him.

"Ease up son!" -After the player melees/shoots him.

"Move it, move it! -After getting out of a Warthog.

"Showtime!" -After getting in a Warthog.

"Lets go!" -After getting in a Warthog.

"Floor it!" -After getting in a Warthog.

"Cut it out soldier" -After the player melees him.

"Hold your fire!" -After the player melees/shoots him.

"Real good, jackass!" -After the player melees/shoots him.

"What the hell?!" -After the player melees/shoots him.

"Watch your fire, boy" -After the player melees/shoots him.

"What the...?!" -After the player melees/shoots him.

"Check your targets marines" -After the player melees/shoots him.

"Hey...!" -After the player melees/shoots him.

"Point that thing somewhere else!" -After the player melees/shoots him.

"Bastard!" -After killing an enemy.

"Its me!" -After the player melees/shoots him.

"Where are your glasses, boy?!" -After the player melees/shoots him.

"Sorry" -After he shoots you.

"Try aiming that weapon" After the player melees/shoots him.

"You are all gonna DIE!" -After he is shot and has very little health left.

"Nothing over here" -After not seeing an enemy for a while.

"Cease fire!" -After the player melees/shoots him.

"Whats wrong with you, boy?!" -After the player melees/shoots him.

"Make them count" -When he kills an enemy.

"Covenant bastard!" -When he kills an enemy.

"Let me get that for you!"

"Rot in HELL!'

"Slow it down!" When you drive a Warthog off a cliff.

"That will do him" -When he kills an enemy.

"Don't bother getting up" -When he kills an enemy.

"Class dismissed" -When he kills an enemy.

"Whoooaaaaaaa!" -When falling from a great distance.

"That's how you do it, boys!" -When he kills an enemy.

"Alright..!" -When he kills an enemy.

"I love this JOB!" -When he kills an enemy.

"That can't be all of them?"

"Are you bored?!" -When you teamkill.

"How that feel?!" -When you betray him and he starts shooting you.

"That is a guaranteed court-martial when we get back to earth, soldier" -When a Marine
kills an ally with a grenade (even himself).

"We are FUBAR." -When John dies.

"Follow me, Marines!"

"BAAAAAM!" -When killing an enemy with a grenade.

That's how you do it, boys"

"Nice throw!" -After the player or an ally kills an enemy with a grenade.

"You are dead!"

"Show me what you got!"

"Who wants a piece of me?!"

"Get cool boy!" -After the player kills an ally.

"Holy crap!" -When the player kills an enemy with a Plasma grenade.

"Look at them fly" -When an enemy is killed by a grenade.

"You are not getting away with that!" -After the player starts team killing.

"You are not getting away with THAT!" -After the player starts team killing.

"Kill that S.O.B. -After the player starts team killing.

"Get him, he's a traitor" -After the player starts team killing.

"Get him, he's crazy!" -After the player starts team killing.

"Get him, men" -After the player starts team killing.

"Die, traitor!" -After the player starts team killing.

"Take him out, marines!" -After the player starts team killing.

"Should I feel good about that?" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.

"Well, on to plan B" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.

"Take that, traitor!" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.

"Stupid, stupid, stupid!" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.

"Lousy piece of crap!" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.

"What went wrong?" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.

"Only one thing left to say..." -After he kills the player who teamkilled.

"Come out where I can see you" -When an enemy is hiding.

"I know it's around here, somewhere" -When an enemy is hiding.

"I will trust you, for now" -After he trusts a player who has teamkilled.

"I know you are there" -When an enemy is hiding.

"I don't want any more trouble from you" -After he trusts a player who has teamkilled.

"Damn, I lost him" -When an enemy is hiding.

"Where did he go?" -When an enemy is hiding.

"I'm keeping my eye on you!" -After he trusts a player who has teamkilled.

"Come out where I can see you!" -When an enemy is hiding.

"Don't try that again!" -After he trusts a player who has teamkilled.

"AAHH?" -When hearing a gunshot while idle.

"WHOA!" -When hearing a gunshot while idle.

"What the?" -When hearing a gunshot while idle.

"AYYYY!" -When stuck by a Plasma Grenade.

"Are you trying to kill us?!" -When the player throws a Grenade near him.

"AH..AHHYAAA!" -When stuck by a Plasma Grenade.

"Get it off someone get it off!" -When stuck by a Plasma Grenade.

"YYAAA!" -When stuck by a Plasma Grenade.

"UU..AAAA!" -When stuck by a Plasma Grenade.

Halo 2
Scripted Lines

"That, or you can hide behind me. You done with my boy here Master Guns? I don't see
any training wheels." -After training.

"Sorry Guns, classified." -In response to the Master Gunnery Sergeant's inquiry.

"Well, he's in a particularly fine mood. Maybe Lord Hood didn't give him an invitation." To John-117, entering the tram car.

"Earth Haven't seen it in years. When I shipped out for Basic, the orbital defense grid
was all theory and politics. Now look! The Cairo is just one of three hundred geosync
platforms. That MAC gun can put a round clean through a Covenant capital ship. With
coordinated fire from the Athens and the Malta, nothing's getting past this battle cluster in
one piece. Ships have been arriving all morning. Nobody's saying much, but I think
something big's about to happen." - In the tram car.

"And you told me you were gonna wear something nice." - In response to John-117
complaining about cameras on the Cairo station.

"Folks need heroes chief, to give 'em hope, so smile would ya, while we still got something
to smile about!" - Heretic Cutscene.

"For a brick, he flew pretty good." - Ending cut-scene of Cairo Station after the bomb
detonates.

"If you want to keep your brain inside your head, I'd tell those boys to chill!" To Tartarus in the Great Journey cut-scene.

"Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we
most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" - Opening cutscene of Outskirts.

"We're going in!"

"Oh, I know what the ladies like..." - To Cortana when she thanks him for bringing her and
John-117 a tank... and while cocking an M-247. Opening cut-scene of Metropolis.

"I heard that, jackass!" - In response to a Marine on Delta Halo.

"*Grunts* You know, your father never asked me for help, either!" - To Miranda
Keyes after she retrieves the Index at the Library at the end of Quarantine Zone.

"Listen, you don't like me, and I sure as hell don't like you. But if we don't do
something, Mr. Mohawk's gonna activate this ring, and we're all gonna die." - To
the Arbiter, while piloting a Scarab, during The Great Journey.

"Well, I just happen to have a key! Come on, grab a Banshee and give me some cover.
He's gonna know we're comin'." - Near the end of The Great Journey (Level), when he is
told that Tartarus has locked himself in the control room on Delta Halo and happens to be
commandeering a Scarab.

"Hey, bastard! Knock! Knock!" - Towards the end of The Great Journey (Level) when he
blows open the control room on Delta Halo with a Scarab

"Please... don't shake the light bulb!" - Referring to 343 Guilty Spark in The Great Journey.

"If you wanna keep your brain inside your head, I'd tell those boys to chill!" - Telling
Tartarus to keep his Brutes back.

"Hang tight, ma'am, not until that Brute is dead!" - Telling Keyes to wait until
the Arbiter killed Tartarus before removing the Index.

"Listen Tinker Bell, don't make me." Johnson to 343 Guilty Spark during the Great
Journey

Gameplay Quotes

"If you didn't want your ass shot off, you shouldn't have stuck it out so far" - After shooting
enemy onOutskirts.

"Yes, we know I'm pretty, but we gotta get back to work." - After being stared at for a
period of time.

"That hurts, Chief. That hurts real bad." - When you take his Sniper Rifle.

"I'm not your daddy." - When you take his Sniper Rifle.

"I thought we were friends."-When you take his Sniper Rifle.

"Don't make me take off my belt!"

"Don't touch my belt!" (After saying the top phrase)

"Don't look at me, look at them!" - When being stared at in the opening battle on Outskirts.

"Thank you." - If you give him his sniper rifle back.

"You do know I was kicking ass with that?" - When you swap weapons with him.

"Very funny, Cortana. Now turn him back on." - If John-117 stares at him for too long.

"Do I look like an eight-foot-tall alien monster?." - If you shoot or melee him.

"Chief you are suppose to be setting an example!" - If you shoot or melee him.

"Chief, you've been through worse." - If John-117 dies.

"I'm too pretty to die!" - If he is stuck with a Plasma Grenade.

"I don't wanna kill ya, you're just too ugly to let live!".

"Looks like your freaky, little mouth just bit off more than it could chew!"- to a Grunt on the
level, Outskirts.

"Don't they teach you kids how to swear in basic any more?!" - Outskirts Normal.

"Don't make me rip your arms off and beat you to death with them!" When a Grunt yells
"Monkey!"

"I knew we were friends but DAMN!" - When given a good weapon, particularly a sniper
rifle.

"You okay with this, Cortana?" - When given a good weapon.

"We got Jackals in the courtyard!" (Outskirts)

"Come on Arbiter, kick that guy's ass!" - Supporting the Arbiter when fighting Tartarus.

"Who's the Man?"

(To himself) "You are!" "THANK YOU!" In response to himself

"If it were anybody else..." - If you take his sniper rifle. (Outskirts, particularly)

Metropolis Speeches
You had your chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved Corps! But, to guide you
back to the true path, I brought this motivational device! Our big green style cannot be
defeated!
Easy

The Chief is gonna jump in this tank, roll across the bridge, and blow up any inhuman
son-of-a-bitch dumb enough to get between him and the Prophet of Regret! Pull yourself
together, 'cause you're going with him.
Normal

When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two
sticks, and a rock for the whole platoonand we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy,
you are one very lucky marine!
Heroic

Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of
straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me
'Cupid'!
Legendary

Halo 3

Scripted Dialogue

"Radio for VTOL. Heavy lift gear, we're not leaving him here." - To Marines, beside the
unconscious Master Chief.

"Crazy fool! Why do you always jump? One of these days, you're gonna land on somethin'
as stubborn as you are! And I don't do bits and pieces!" - to John-117 at the beginning
of Halo 3.

"Where is she? Chief, where's Cortana?" - To John-117, when Johnson sees that
Cortana's Data chip is empty.

"'What's an aspect ratio?' It's the shape and proportion of your screen, fool!" - On the AV
Calibration tool.

"Take off the training wheels, he's good to go." - To the Marine testing Master Chief's
armor.

"We got enough to worry about without you two tryin' to kill each other!" - To John-117,
who puts a pistol inThel 'Vadam's jaw.

"First Squad, you're my scouts. Move out! Quiet as you can." - To Marines on Sierra 117.

"We stick together, we're gonna get spotted. We'll split up, and meet back at the LZ. Chief,
go with the Arbiter, head toward the river. Second Squad, you're with me." - After a
Covenant Phantom flies over the team.

"Pelicans are en route, Chief, but I can't reach Bravo. If you find 'em, get 'em to the
extraction point." - To John-117, after separated.

"Chief, Pelicans are at the river. We've got company, so hustle up!" - At the extraction
point, attacked by

"Come on, you dumb apes! If you want breakfast, you gotta catch it!" - to pursuing Brutes
on Sierra 117, after being shot down by Banshees.

"This isn't as fun as it looks. Cut the power!" - When held prisoner behind
a Covenant energy field.

"We're even, long as we're only countin' today. Kilo-023, what's your ETA?" After being
rescued by John-117.

"Roger that Hocus, Friendly gunship coming in hot!" - To his Marines

"Hocus! Phantom!" - To Hocus, pointing out a Phantom.

"Do you or do you not want to finish the fight?" - If Master Chief stalls and doesn't get on
the Pelican at the end of Sierra 117, a reference to Halo 3's tagline.

"Enjoy it while you can, Marines. Soon as we land, we're right back to it. Priority one:
Secure a Landing Zone for the Commander's Frigate. Keep your eyes and ears open. We
need all the Intel we can get... on wherever the hell we are." - To ODSTs aboard Kilo 23,
after entering the Ark's atmosphere.

"Ma'am, Hocus almost got her wing shot off. But we spotted a structure on the other side
of this wall. It matches Cortana's description of the map room from the first Halo ring." - To
Commander Keyes, during theBattle of Installation 00.

"A tank's a tank, light-bulb. Pick one, Chief. Get back to the wall. I'll help the Commander
secure the Dawn. Then we'll meet you at the Cartographer." - To 343 Guilty Spark, at
Forward unto Dawn's LZ in the Ark.

Heads up, Marines! We got trouble." - To Marines, near the the Ark's map room.

Johnson can sometimes be heard humming Flight of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner
when Forward Unto Dawn comes down on the Ark.

"What's the matter, big shot? Can't start your own party?" - When Truth needs him to
activate The Ark.

"Terriffic." -when Guilty Spark tells him that the Installation is Almost complete

"We don't have a few more days." -when 343 Guilty Spark informs him that Halo should be
ready to fire in just a few days.

"Deal with it." -When Guilty Spark says a premature firing will Destroy the Ark and Halo.

"Kick his ass." - to John-117 after he hands over the Spartan Laser to help defeat 343
Guilty Spark.

"Don't let her go... don't ever let her go." - to John-117 about Cortana.

"Send me out... with a bang." - To John-117; Johnson's last words.

Sierra 117 quotes


The cut-scene at the beginning of Sierra 117 in Halo 3 has several variations, and it is not yet
known exactly which settings cause which

"Then they must love the smell of green." - At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Normal/Easy
difficulty.

"Then they must love the smell of hero." - At the beginning of Sierra 117,
on Heroic difficulty.

"Then they must love the smell of badass." - At the beginning of Sierra 117,
on Legendary difficulty.

"Then they must love the smell of Testosterone!" Legendary, IWHBYD

"Then they must love the smell of badass. And I left a little present for you Arbiter, and I'm
walking away! Ha-ha!" - Legendary. IWHBYD

"Then they must love the smell of a real man." - Legendary. IWHBYD

"Then they must love the smell of Bulgari. Yeah, that's right I'm doing a little bit of product
placement. I gotta get paid too!" - Legendary. IWHBYD

Random Quotes

"Ain't I supposed to be immune to this?"- If infected by the Flood.

"Hey Luke Duke, slow it down!" - If you drive a warthog badly.

"Friggin tourists!"

"Chief, that one said you were fat!"

Halo 3: ODST
Scripted Dialog
Epilogue

"Don't worry...I know what the aliens like."

"It has access to the Covenant battle-net?"

"The Brutes. The bastards who put bombs on your buddies and killed millions of my
people...they're digging a mighty big hole. You're gonna tell me exactly what they're
looking for. And then, you're gonna help me stop 'em."

Halo 3: ODST Firefight ViDoc Trailer

"Welcome to New Mombasa."

"Bip, bap, bam!"

"This is Firefight. And we need every able body we can get. Even yours."

"You boys can thank me later, right now I got selling to do...lucky for you, your squad is
the best of the best: Orbital Drop Shock Troopers."

"Problem is we got alien bastards in our house. Each new wave means more bad guys. 5
waves make up a round. 3 rounds in a set. Sounds easy huh? WRONG!"

"See these skulls? When they activate, they turn a casual Covenant make out session,
into a full on test of your manly prowess."

"Catch, makes the enemy toss grenades like it's going out of style."

"Black Eye, only way your getting health back is by punching an alien in the chin."

"And the others...well, let's just say that they call them difficulty multipliers for a reason."

"But, as long as your feeling cooperative, there's no need to go it alone. Get cozy with up
to four players over System Link or Xbox Live and Firefight with your friends through ten
battlefields all over New Mombasa."

"Well, it's not just about greasing bad guys. Sometimes, it's all about the glory. Put your
boot up enough alien backside and the corps will pin rows of medals on your chest. Might
even get some achievements, too. Bad ass, unlocked."

"Now, I know what your thinking: 'Sergent Major Johnson, these sound like overwhelming
odds. I don't want to drop into hell without an air tight insurance policy!'"

"Well, do I have an offer for you! Pre-order your copy of Halo 3: ODST at participating
retailers now and you'll get all the confidence you'll need: ME!"

"Ha ha, that's right. The toughest, cigar chompest marine there is, yours to play in
Firefight."

(To squad) Here we go, next wave coming! This is going to get hot!"

Firefight

"Sorry I can't hear you with my bullet in your mouth!" - After killing an enemy with a
headshot

"Come over here and take your spanking like a man!"

"Next time, duck!"

Halo: Reach
Firefight Voice

"Need something, soldier?" - When previewing his voice in the Armory.

"Son, I could be your daddy, but... nah, never mind..." - When previewing his voice in the
Armory.

"I can pretty much guarantee that at least one of us will make it out of here in one piece." When previewing his voice in the Armory.

"Hat... no hat." -After getting a headshot.

"Bip, bap, bam!" - Reference to the Halo 3: ODST ViDoc: Bip. Bap. Bam., which Johnson
narrates and introduces Firefight.

"Dead before you hit the ground." - After getting a headshot

"Headshot!" - After getting a headshot

"Bam!" - After getting a headshot.

"Boom! Headshot!" - After getting a headshot.

"Aww, did I kill your little buddy?" - After headshotting an enemy in a group of enemies.

"Yeah, you're dead."

"Take it, you Covie bastard!"

"Savor it."

"Oh yeah!"

"Add another one to the Johnson pile."

"Dance Sucker!" - Hitting an enemy with multiple DMR Shots

"That's two for flinching" - Hitting an enemy with multiple DMR Shots

"Scratch another one" - Headshot

"Nail that sucker!" - Headshot

"Nailed him" - Headshot

"Tango Down!"

"Oh ho! Now I'm mad!"

"The only good bug is a dead bug." - A reference to Starship Troopers.

"I got your number you dumb bug."

"Now that was alright!" - Headshot

"I'm reloading!" - When reloading

"This is how a man reloads!" - When reloading

"Stay low like I said so!" - After killing an enemy with melee.

"Think about THAT while you're sitting on your dead ass!" - After killing an enemy with
melee.

"Damn right it's personal!" - After killing an enemy with melee.

"Badass unlocked!"

"I know what the dead Alien scum like" - after killing a large group of enemies

"I love the smell of burnt Alien" - after killing an enemy with heavy weapon or grenade

"Oh, this is gonna be so good!" - When switching to Fuel Rod Gun.

(Brief Maniacal Laughter) - When switching to Fuel Rod Gun.

"Gold is a little tacky, but, it'll do." - When switching to Fuel Rod Gun.

"This is for Harvest!" - When throwing a grenade.

"There's plenty more for ya!" - When throwing a grenade.

"Time to die, you son-of-a-bitch!" - When throwing a grenade.

"You picked the wrong Farine to Muck with!" - When throwing a grenade.

"Count to five and watch 'em fry." - When switching to Spartan Laser.

"That's it, make room!" - When switching to Spartan Laser.

"I won't ever let this go!" - When switching to Spartan Laser.

"Close your eyes!" - When switching to Spartan Laser.

"Seeing red?" - When switching to Spartan Laser.

"Gonna make a whole lotta noise!" - When switching to Rocket Launcher.

"Let's get dangerous!" - When switching to Rocket Launcher.

"Get out the way!" - When switching to Rocket Launcher.

"Spank you!" - When switching to Rocket Launcher.

"You might wanna step REAL back" - When switching to Rocket Launcher.

"Sergeant Major Avery Junior blow-the-hell-out-of-your-alien-ass Johnson, reporting for


duty!" - When switching to Rocket Launcher. This is quite rare to hear.

"Ah... that's what I'm talking about." - When switching to Plasma Launcher.

"Something is gonna get real blowed up!" - When switching to Plasma Launcher.

"Hey! Come here a sec..." - When switching to Plasma Launcher

"Don't wanna mess with THIS Sergeant Major!" - Switching to Plasma Launcher or
Throwing a grenade.

"Pedal to the metal, go!" - Entering passenger seat of a vehicle

"Let's ride!" - Entering passenger seat of a vehicle

(Shrieks) - When stuck.

"No, you weren't dreaming, it's really me. You might remember me from Halo 1, 2 and 3!" When stared at.

Books

"The Flood? Hell, Chief, it's going to take more than that pack of walking alien horror-show
freaks to take out Sergeant A. J. Johnson!"

"Those Covenant sissies are going to have to tango with me before they set one foot in
this room!"

"That doesn't look like an Uneven Elephant to me: looks more like two squids kissing."

"Help me with the lady, she weighs more than your last date."

Corporal Locklear: "Just shoot me now, Sarge, and get it over with. Don't torture me with
that crap first."
Sergeant Johnson: "Suck it up, Marine. This is a classic."

Corporal Locklear: "So's a mercy killing."

"You better get it together, Marine, or John'll reach down and pull you inside out by your
corn hole. And that'll be a sweet, sweet mercy... compared to what I'm gonna do to you."
To Corporal Locklear after insulting Spartan 117.

Gravemind
Halo 2
Main article: Halo 2

"This is not your grave... but you are welcome in it." - Closing sentence, said on Regret.

"I? I am a monument to all your sins." - Introducing himself, said on Gravemind.

"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but flesh and
faith, and is the more deluded." - Said about the John-117 and then Thel 'Vadam,
respectively, on Gravemind.

"There is much talk, and I have listened, through rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk,
and you shall listen." - Said on Gravemind.

"This one's containment... (gestures to 2401 Penitent Tangent and growls and shudders a
bit)... and this one's Great Journey... (gestures to the Prophet of Regret)... are the same.
Your Prophets have promised you freedom from a doomed existence, but you will find no
salvation on this Ring. Those who built this place knew what they wrought. Do not mistake
their intent, or all will perish as they did before." - Said on Gravemind.

"If you will not hear the truth, then I will show it to you. There is still time to stop the key
from turning, but first, it must be found. (gestures to John-117) You will search one likely
spot... (gestures to Thel 'Vadam)... and you will search another. Fate had us meet as foes,
but this Ring will make us brothers." - Said on Gravemind.

"Arrogant creatures! Your deaths will be instantaneous, while we shall suffer the progress
of infinitude!" - Said on High Charity.

"We exist together now, two corpses in one grave..." - Said on High Charity.

"Silence fills the empty grave, now that I have gone. But my mind is not at rest, for
questions linger on. I will ask, and you will answer." - To Cortana, after Halo 2's credits.

Halo 3
Main article: Halo 3

"Do not be afraid. I am peace; I am salvation." - Said on Floodgate.

"I am a timeless chorus. Join your voice with mine, and sing victory everlasting." - Said on
Floodgate.

"Do not shoot, but listen! Let me lead you safely... to our foe. Only you can halt... what he
has set in motion." - Said through two Tank Forms on The Covenant (referring to the
activation of the Halo Array).

"Lies for the weak! Beacons for the deluded!" - Said through the infected Prophet of
Truth on The Covenant.

"You will be food; nothing more..." - Said on The Covenant through the Prophet of Truth.

"Now the gate has been unlatched, headstones pushed aside; corpses shift and offer
room, a fate you must abide!" - Said on The Covenant.

"Child of my enemy, why have you come? I offer no forgiveness, a father's sins, passed to
his son." - Said on Cortana.

"Of course, you came for her. We exist together now, two corpses in one grave." - Said on
Cortana.

"And yet, perhaps a part of her remains..."- Said on Cortana.

"Time... has taught me patience! But basking in new freedom, I will know all that I
possess!" - Said on Cortana.

"Submit! End her torment and my own!" - Said on Cortana.

"You will show me what she hides! Or I shall feast upon your BONES!" - Said on Cortana.

"(Flood Roar) Now... at last, I see.... Her secret is revealed!!" - Said on Cortana (referring
to the Index that Cortana possesses).

"Did you think me defeated?!" - Said on Halo.

"I have beaten fleets of thousands! Consumed a galaxy of flesh and mind and bone!" Said on Halo.

"Do I take life or give it? Who is victim, and who is foe?" - Said on Halo.

"Resignation is my virtue; like water I ebb, and flow. Defeat is simply the addition of time to
a sentence I never deserved... but you imposed." - Said on Halo.

"From end to end of this galaxy, most are blinded!" - Speaking through a Combat Form on
Halo.

"No skill." - Speaking through a Combat Form. IWHBYD skull needed.

"You suck!" - Speaking through a Combat Form. IWHBYD skull needed.

"I see you!" - Speaking through a Combat Form. IWHBYD skull needed.

"Ahh... The Armored Casket." - Speaking through a Combat Form.

"Let us begin." - Speaking through a Combat Form.

"There you are!" - If you hide during combat.

"Are you recovered?" - Said through a Combat Form when you have hid for a while.

"Side by side we march as one. Humans and Elites will die. The Earth will fall if we strike
together. And so forth shall all of life." Note: Gravemind only seems to be saying this if you
play the song Gravemind orDread Intrusion . If you play the music backwards, and speed
it up a little, you can hear some of the lines.

"Fresh Meat!"- Spoken through a Combat Form.

"My food!"- Spoken through a Combat Form.

"Come, we owe him a casket." - Spoken through a Combat Form.

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust." - Spoken through a Combat Form.

"The armored casket" - Spoken through a combat form.

"I will rise again." - Spoken through a combat form.

"Sinner!" - Spoken through a combat form.

Other

"All life dies, all worlds too, and if there is guarenteed perpetual existence, after that - what
does it matter how the end comes?" Halo: Evolutions, Human weakness

"All consumption is death for the consumed. Yet all must eat, so we all bring damnation to
one creature or another." Halo: Evolutions, Human weakness

343 Guilty Spark

"Greetings. I am the Monitor of Installation 04. I am 343 Guilty Spark."

Someone has released the Flood. My function is to prevent it from leaving this Installation.
But I require your assistance. Come. This way."

The Library

"We must collect the Index before we can activate the installation."

"We are near the Index chamber. Follow me."

"The energy field above us contains the Index. We must get up there."

"The security doors have sealed automatically. I will go access the override to open them."

"Please, follow closely. This portal is the first of ten." - When opening the first blast door.

"Puzzling. You brought such ineffective weapons to combat the Flood, despite the
containment protocols."

"The Flood must not escape the Installation. They would consume all."

"You can see how the body's been transformed by the genetic restructuring of the Flood
infection. The small creatures carry spores that cause a host to mutate. The mutated host
then produces spores that can pass the Flood to others. It is insidious and elegant. As
long as any hosts remain, the Flood is virulent."

"We must continue. This way please."

"This installation's research facilities are most impressive! Perhaps we'll have time to see
them later."

"These Sentinels will supplement your combat system. But I suggest you upgrade to at
least a Class Twelve combat skin. Your current model only scans as a Class Two, which is
ill suited for this kind of work."

"Pardon me. A plasma conduit breach in Section 5-5-2-4 has disrupted power flow to a
gravity maintenance assembly. Repairs require my attention. I will return soon."

"Flood activity has caused a failure in a drone control subsystem. I must reset the backup
unit. Please, continue on. I will rejoin you when I have completed my task."

"The Sentinels can use their weapons to manage the Flood only for a short time. Speed is
of the essence."

"Please wait here."

"Your environment suit should serve you well when the Flood begins to alter the
atmosphere. You are a good planner."

"The installation was well-conceived. It is surely the only way to end the Flood threat."

"I would conjecture that the other species currently on the installation is responsible for
releasing the Flood. They seem most persistent in their attempts to access restricted
areas."

"Why naturally the Flood is simply too dangerous to release, and mass sterilization
protocols may again need to be enacted. Of course, samples were kept here after the last
catastrophic outbreak... for study. It seems... that decision may have been an error."

"The installation was specifically built to study and contain the Flood. Their survival as a
race was dependent upon it. I am grateful to see that some of them survived to
reproduce."

"I will deactivate the security lock. Wait here."

"Please stay close. Time is short."

"The Flood are already hard at work repairing your vessel. Its parasitic nature belies the
Flood's intelligence." - In the fourth floor, by the next doors.

"The energy barrier surrounding the Index will deactivate when we reach the ground floor."

"You may now retrieve the Index."

"Protocol requires that I take possession of the Index for transport. Your organic form
renders you vulnerable to infection. The Index must not fall into the hands of the Flood,
before we reach the Control Room and activate the installation."

Two Betrayals

"...which means that any organism of sufficient mass and cognitive capability is a potential
vector."

"Is something wrong?"

"Splendid. Shall we?"

"Unfortunately, my usefulness to this particular endeavor has come to an end. Protocol


does not allow units with my classification to perform a task as important as the
reunification of the Index with the Core. That final step is reserved for you, Reclaimer." To John-117 at the Control Panel.

"Odd. That wasn't supposed to happen."

"A construct? In the Core? That is absolutely unacceptable!"

"What impertinence! I shall purge you at once!" - To Cortana

"How... how... how dare you! I'll--"

"More or less. Technically, this installation's pulse has a maximum effective radius of
twenty-five thousand light years. But, once the others follow suit, this galaxy will be quite
devoid of life, or at least any life with sufficient biomass to sustain the Flood. But you
already knew that... I mean, how couldn't you?" - After Cortana revealed Halo's purpose.

"We have followed outbreak containment procedure to the letter. You were with me each
step of the way, as we managed this crisis."

"Why would you hesitate to do what you have already done?"

"Last time, you asked me, if it was my choice, would I do it? Having had considerable time
to ponder your query, my answer has not changed. "

There is no choice. We must activate the ring." - To John-117.

"If you are unwilling to help, I will simply find another. Still, I must have the Index. Give
your construct to me, or I will be forced to take her from you." - To John-117.

"So be it. Save his head. Dispose of the rest." - To the Sentinels.

The Maw

"I'm afraid that's out of the question, really."

"Ridiculous! That you would imbue your warship's AI with such a wealth of knowledge.
Wouldn't you worry that it might be captured? Or destroyed?" - To Master Chief after
reaching the bridge.

"You can't imagine how exciting this is! To have a record of all our lost time. Human
history, is it? Fascinating.

"Oh, how I will enjoy every moment of it's categorization. To think that you would destroy
this installation, as well as this record... I am shocked. Almost too shocked for words." While absorbing information from the Pillar of Autumn's computers.

"Why do you continue to fight us, Reclaimer? You cannot win! Give us the construct, and I
will endeavor to make your death relatively painless and" - After stopping the selfdestruct sequence.

Non-scripted/Situational

"Oh that's a good idea." -Randomly during The Library.

"I am a genius. Hehehehe." -Randomly during The Library.

"STOP BEING HUMAN!" if you shoot him with a shotgun in the The Library (Halo CE & CE
Anniversary).

"Alas, activating Halo will end all sentient life in the galaxy." - Rare, in the library corridors.

"That is not the correct direction, Reclaimer. If you do not follow me, you may become
lost."

Terence Hood
Halo 2

"Gentlemen, we're lucky to have you back." - To John-117 and Avery Johnson at the
beginning of levelCairo Station.

"Commander, get to your ship, link up with the fleet." - To Miranda Keyes.

"You have the MAC gun, Cortana. As soon as they come in range, open up."

"Something's not right... The fleet that destroyed Reach was fifty times this size." - Looking
at the screen, level Cairo Station.

"They're going to try to take our MAC guns offline, give their capital ships a straight shot
at Earth. Master Chief, defend this station."

"Find the boarders' point of entry, Chief. Cut them off at the source." - To the Master Chief,
about Covenantboarding craft.

"Master Chief, get aboard that carrier, and secure the Prophet of Regret. This is the only
place on Earth the Covenant decided to land. That Prophet is going to tell us why." - In the
beginning of level Outskirts.

"It isn't one of ours, take it out." - When the Forerunner ship with the Master Chief aboard
jumped out ofslipspace, level The Great Journey.

Halo 3

"I'll initiate a low-level strike. Hit 'em right where it hurts. I only have a handful of ships,
Master Chief. It's a big risk. But I'm confident you-" - From the main view screen, just
before the power cuts.

"Music to my ears, Commander. What about the Ark?" - COM, to Miranda Keyes in the
level Tsavo Highway.

"Then we don't have much time. Marines... Truth doesn't know it yet, but he's about to get
kicked right off his throne. You will take our city back. And drive our enemy into the grave
they've been so happily digging. One final effort is all that remains." - COM, Tsavo
Highway.

"What did Truth just do?! Did he activate the rings?!" - When
the Forerunner Dreadnought went through thePortal.

"Fine. We'll remain here... hold out as long as we can."

"And you, Ship Master, just glassed half a continent! Maybe the Flood isn't all I should be
worried about." - To Rtas 'Vadum.

"She could be corrupted for all we know. Her "solution" could be a Flood trap." About Cortana.

"What we should do, Commander, is understand - clearly - that this is humanity's final
stand - here - at Earth. We go, we risk everything; every last man, woman, and child. If we
stand our ground, we might just have a chance." - To Miranda Keyes.

"Earth... is all we have left. You trust Cortana that much?" - To the Master Chief.

"This is either the best decision you've ever made or the worst. Hell if it is, Chief? I doubt
I'll live long enough to find out which."

"For us, the storm has passed. The war is over. But let us never forget those who
journeyed into the howling dark and did not return. For their decision required courage
beyond measure...sacrifice, and unshakable conviction that their fight; our fight, was
elsewhere. As we start to rebuild, this hillside will remain barren, a memorial to heroes
fallen. They ennobled all of us, and they shall not be forgotten." - Memorial speech, March
3 2553.

"I remember how this war started. What your kind did to mine. I can't forgive you.
But... you have my thanks, for standing by him to the end." - He holds out his hand,
the Arbiter shakes it.

"Hard to believe he's dead." - To the Arbiter.

Halo: Glasslands

"Peace treaties aren't brokered between two countries or negotiated between worlds. They
happen because two individuals can talk to one another. I can do business with the
Arbiter. And I believe he can do business with me."

"We cant forgive, and we can't forget. But there's a third option which isn't related to either.
It doesn't require us to be friends. We can simply both agree to stop killing each other."