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The nations’ of tomorrow.

BY: Julius Nevermind Bytonite

Author’s note

If I don’t have access to a very comfortable and happy life when I am still
living, I should at least have access to a growing desire for greatness when I w
ill be death. But watch out salvation through the Bible surpasses all earthly gl
ories…
NB: This play was written for BBC-British council international radio play
writing competition 2003 but readers will find an upgrade in this work that was
not in the original manuscript. I call upon the British councils and AMERICAN cu
ltural centers all over the world to run a publishing house or a printing press
all over their establishments so as to get abreast with the valves the stand for
.
Scene I
Land Controversy and peace Formula in the countryside.

Central character: Buyer


(Silence)

BUYER
I am going to work on the piece
Of land I told you, I bought. If that slice of land is not mine then I’m a king
without a kingdom. It is of great insanity to have the World Bank in the world
without a unique world currency, tomorrow can’t be seen through a mirror or even
through a magnifying glass but one day the world will become a happy hunting gr
ound, I am sorry.
WIFE
Which, I cannot remember that. For those who will leave twice long to see it, ha
lf of my life is over. If politics is always kept cleaner nations will flourish
peacefully and economically. If every generations endeavor to hang behind a magn
ificent legacy to their posterity…
BUYER
Oh you women are shortsighted. If I were
Dead, that would have been the end. Oh I am a shepherd of dying sheers. I had a
great dad…I choose to suffer on earth because I don’t wish to loose the great pl
easure behind sufferings but I wish to take the pleasure behind suffering on ear
th. If laziness is a voluntary act to others then hard work is an involuntary ac
t to me. My G.mom never dreamt of getting married to a man who still wet bet but
it happen! Send that child away I don’t want her to be hanging on every word th
at flung out of my lips. If women were giving the slightest chance to ask men ha
nd in marry, there won’t have been even a half-bachelor left unmarried on the fa
ce of the earth.
WIFE
Okay, that at the road junction? Thunder has got nothing to do with a dumb, if y
ou ran out of intelligent you will mess up your whole life on your bended knees.
I some times feel so jealous when you speak so high of your father, If I lend y
ou my dad for a second you will kill all the dads in the world, my parents were
reptiles, I cry all nights while other are purring. You are Christ like!
BUYER
You have now come back to your life. I am just waiting for the day GLADY will fi
nish to prove that I wasn’t just the kind of man that was meant for her and I w
ill quick her with tears and she will quick Me with a smile… Perfidious parents
are merely orgasm monger, my dad too had drank alcohol twice there seize of Miss
issippi river but at age seventy he was still thirsty as a bunch of Tuskers whic
h has fumbled into the heart of Sahara desert for seven decades. Without love,
doting and fondle women are vegetables!
WIFE
And without astuteness and pundit men too follow… Eat something before you go, s
ince there are elephant stocks there, they require a lot of energy. The human mi
nd is not a den for storing of hatred, it is not a hatchery for state-lifting, a
nd it is not a big pond of trash taking but is the paternity of intrinsic concep
ts with the flaming desire of babysitting the world’s childish-economy.
BUYER
You are right; nurturing is the future den of filial piety! He who can do withou
t money is a corps, the fact that monkeys do climb all their lives does not mean
lions won’t dine on them. For our daughter, she has gone to school for two deca
des of her life but she is as empty like classrooms after school hours. When I
am hungry I can eat a dozen of Blue Whales for breakfast.
WIFE
The food is set on the table. When I am hungry I can eat a horse or dine on cock
roaches worth a million dollars To be born and live in a nation where intelli
gence is being trample upon is like swallowing a sad version of food, the world
is rule by purposeless riches and purposeless poverty but if place all they eart
hlings in a quarter of a maximum way of life happiness will returned to the face
of man and the earth.
BUYER
Bring some. Your food is tasty today! If you don’t save enough money, you being
unkind to future, sorrow, tears and problems will go on for life as you are swea
ting your way through your last walks like avalanche.
WIFE
As if it is not usual. If you eat a lot,
You can’t work well.
BUYER
See you in the afternoon.
WIFE
Bring home a lot of snails. I won’t despair in my present difficulties if you de
spise me, oh no, I will despair in my present difficulties if you despise me.
BUYER
I hope the children have put the power Chainsawer in there car. When I was young
I had a job that I was asked to count stairs to stay awake and draining mosquit
oes make away with my blood on daily bases and their leftovers rewarded the rest
of my blood with a pond of new deal plasmodium’s that sent a shockwave all over
my body. My generation new nothing about writing than mere aid seekers and for
us to flourish the youths must scorn at becoming vegetables. It seen as if in th
is world in other to be a guest of honour you most be in a gorgeous job, we must
work for the progress of our nation by super-avoiding the mistakes of yesterday
, today and tomorrow. To work at night is a luxury but a sacrificed.
WIFE
Everything is intact. What will happen if an atomic bomb is drop at the mouth of
an erupting mountain?

BUYER
When my parents first got married, their love was going well and coveting just f
or a while, after their honeymoon, their marriage became like an atomic bomb dro
pped at the mouth of an erupting mountain. Thank God I have live long to see wha
t happened when an atomic bomb is dropped at the mouth of an erupting mountain,
you can’t imagine, for close to three and a half decades of my life I have neve
r seen my parents saying Good morning to each other…
(Sound from Chain-saw)
PALM OWNER
Don’t fell any palm, they don’t
Belong to you!
BUYER
Are you really normal or out of our senses?
You just pop in from nowhere and start
Commanding me on my land I bought with
money.
PALM OWNER
I’ve hid the saw. I will see how you will
Destroy what is not yours.
BUYER
I don’t know you and if I wish to flex my
Muscles with you, the hospital will surely
Remain your future (entire) home!
PALM OWNER
On my property, that cannot happen
In broad daylight! There was once a party that the trees were eating with spoon
s and the folks were dining with their roots. A badly wounded Elephant may destr
oy a hut only to free a starving lion.

PASSERBY
You men should stop arguing
BUYER
If people have had a bad hunting trip, they
Shouldn’t run their mouth in what doesn’t
Concern them.
PASSERBY
To whom are you saying this rubbish?
(Dog’s barking)
BUYER
To you, what can you do to me?
With your den gun and skeletal market dogs!
PASSERBY
Look at both men, I am a member of the
Countryside local council and a noble of
This land
BUYER
I am sorry, it was through anger that I insulted
You sir. I have just bought this land at the
Expense of my children’s school fees and we
All supposed to grow legumes this season so we
Can raise a heavy sum of money for school
Next year.
ROCKSOWNER
Don’t touch any stone there.
It doesn’t belong to any of you guys.
COUNCILLOR
If I call you any name, just accept.
This is going abstract. I don’t
Understand the meaning of this you
Guys are stimulating my adrenaline level!
Before I get on my nerves, all of us must
Have disappeared else I will use my power
Saw on you instead of the palms and none of you folks will nerves enough to stan
d a panther.
COUNCILLOR
Buyer, are you an indigene of this place?
BUYER
Why all these questions?
COUNCILLOR
Yes or no?
BUYER
No.
(Silence)
COUNCILLOR
I now understand where the
Complication lies
BUYER
Where! Where!
COUNCILLOR
Why are you in a haste Buyer?
Are rocks and palm owners are
You natives of this vicinity?
BOTH
Yes! Yes!
COUNCILLOR
The first law of passion or
Fragmentation of land in this
Locality states that “Three or
More persons can own different
Things in a single land”
BUYER
By law, if you own the land,
You automatically own any
Ancestry things on the land.
COUNCILLOR
This is the jungle law!

ROCKSOWNER
I hope there is something wrong
With you. How can you called what
Has been passed down by my dad
Minor things? This will not end here!
COUNCILLOR
You this land buyer, you are talking
As if you don’t even have customs in
Your place of origin
BUYER
We have but not as vexed as this!
COUNCILLOR
You this land Buyer, you are the
Most affected because of your
Plantation project, you have to pass
Tomorrow at the local council hall and
Report your case and we help you out.
BUYER
Expect it done just as you said.
ROCKOWNER
We will see who is who.
BUYER
Both of you, I will make sure
That this Stone Age custom is buried
Beyond the grave and will also prove
To you my capacity as a wealth man
Or as a professional rich man.
COUNCILLOR
You guys should stop this.
You are not cats and dogs.
WIFE
I guess you are tired; there is
Water in the bathroom for you.
BUYER
Don’t bother yourself. I need to
Get a cool head.
WIFE
But you cannot spend the whole
Day in the farm and sleep with out
Bathing. Why are you so disturbed?
You are back after dark! I guess
Something has happened!
BUYER
It is good you realized it
, you cannot imagine where
Else in the world one will own
Land and others will own the
Palms and stones!

WIFE
Even in ancient history I have never
Come across this but something need
To be done immediately.
BUYER
Tomorrow I am living very early to see
The highest authorities of the land for an
End to this barbaric event.
WIFE
That is a bold step, this countryside most
Revamp its laws to suit the changing World!

BUYER
I wish to see the head of the local council.
REGISTER
Can I help you?
BUYER
Yes.
REGISTRAL
Go on!
BUYER
I bought a plot and I don’t have authority
Over stones and other things on it.
REGISTRAL
Oh that is unjudgable in this locality but if you
Wish to waste your money And time then I
Will help you waste it.

BUYER
This is the money .I will proof
To the world that the
Tail of the lion has been twisted.
REGISTRAL
Take this summon and
Give to the person who

Sold you the land...

BUYER
I don’t have a problem with him!
REGISTRAL
We have to trace your case from him and
It’s involved three persons all of you
Should be
Here on this stipulated date.
BUYER
I will make sure I bring civilization to this place!
REGISTRAL
Farwell towards your intuitions!
(SPEECH)
COUNCILOR
Why is the hall full today chief whip?
CHIEFWHIP
It is composed of tourists, who are rambling,
They said they went to see the Waterfall and on their
Back they heard of this complex verdict and wish to be
A Living witness so that they can take the story back home.
COUNCILLOR
To be frank! That is smuggling of our values
And we have to tax them for that.
REGISTRAL
Case number this between x and y.
CHIEFWHIP
Absence and they are suppose to be
Fine for taking the law to their hand.
REGISTRAL
Case number 11/30 BETWEEN
SELLER, BUYER, ROCKS and
Palms Owner.
CHIEFWHIP
All present Sir and all of you should take
Your respective positions.
GISTRAL
The first face is between the seller and the buyer.
COUNCILLOR
When you bought this land, did the seller
Told you that people who own
Palms and stones are some of your neighbors?
BUYER
No Sir.
COUNCILLOR
Why didn’t you seller? Are you guilty or not?
SELLER
To some extend not.
COUNCILLOR
That is narrowing of the law and you can be
Charged for.
SELLER
Guilty without objecting.
COUNCILLOR
Go on.

SELLER
This is not the right owner of the palms my dad
Passed down the land with me, so the right owner
Sold his palms without my concern and
This is why it is vice versa.
COUNCILLOR
If the real owner took the law in to his hands
You too have to do that?
SELLER
Except you are misinform, this is what have been
Going on several generation before this our own have
Been conceive and we have been managing it well,
Where the problem lied is the incessant willingness of
Foreigners to buy land here
COUNCILLOR
If both men agreed to sell their belongings,
Will you pay for it BUYER?
PALMOWNER
Don’t even waste your time! Those palms are the
Only thing s my dad passed to me.
COUNCILLOR
Rock owner what about you?

ROCKOWNER
I swear to my dad if I sold his lonely asset I going
To rush mad! Or I follow him to the grave.
COUNCILLOR
Chief Judge what is your opinion?
CHIEFJUDGE
I have to prospond this verdict until the HELM is back.
BUYER
Precisely when, because the is need for me to continue with
My project.
CHIEFJUDGE
Nobody has the land now until the
HELM passes the final verdict
And the Chief whip has to pass and place a local injunction
(Embargo) on the disputed spot.
CHIEFWHIP
Who is responsible for my fuel money?
CHIEFJUDGE
He who fired there case.
BUYER
I can not!
TOURISTHEAD
Don’t worry, what is the cost?
CHIEFWHIP
Close to two US Dollars.
CHIEFWHIP
I am very grateful.
TOURISTHEAD
Don’t mention. How will I get to know when the
HELM is around
Where there exist no phone installations.
CHIEFJUDGE
We will send the message through drums.

TOURISTHEAD
Oh that is interesting but none of us know how to interpret it.
CHIEFJUDGE
On that day we will send the chief whip.
TOURISTHEAD
That looks like a good favor but will be a happy man if I can
Learn how to transmit and interpret message through drums.
CHIEFJUDGE
There exists a specialist for that.
TOURISTHEAD
How much is the tuition?
CHIEFJUDGE
It is not a school! We do it here for free, we
Want no child to ignore our values because of
Token (coin) barriers.
TOURISTHEAH
That is incredible; I will be trough it in the course
Of staying here.
CHIEFJUDGE
See you next time.
TOURISTHEAD
Thanks.
FEMALETOURIST
We are working on program! So we have to prospone
Our journey in the expense of this verdict.
TOURISTHEAD
That is true but this is an important
Event, we cannot afford to miss
If we can reach home with full
Mastering of this verdict; WE WILL
MAKE BOOKS. HUGE NAMES, MONEY and our trip will be
Enrich with what wasn’t our main aim of rambling!
FEMALETOURIST
We didn’t budget for all this extra expense.

TOURISTHEAD
That is very true. If our head Office
Back home is inform that we
Are delay because we wish to enrich
Our research department, they
Will send us more money.
TEASURER
That is a brilliant idea but what we
Have to do is to communicate to
They but they cell phones are not
Receiving except we go back to
The mountains.
TOURISTHEAD
This is last resort; a note
Through the post is enough!
FEMALEHEAD
You know how long it delays on the way?
TRESURER
Nothing bad if it can take one and a half week,
Our allowances will cover the duration of staying
And waiting for the above date.
FEMALETOURIST
There are no hotels in this place!
TRESURER
Have inquire why in hall, the way
We are going to pass two weeks
Here only God alone knows
TOURISTHEAD
Perseverance is the ultimate
Choice in the tropics.
FEMALETOURIST
The food we have cannot keep us here that long. Except you bear in mind that you
were born in the temperate and rise in the tropics before you can trundle on.
TOURISTHEAD
I am sure we took some training on
How to rely on tropical
Food in times of food shortage,
Which was our last training course?

TRESURER
HAVE AN IDEA ON HOW TO PAST THE NIGHT
Touristhead
Where!
TRESURER
Let’s go to the chief palace,
I once read from a novel that tropical
Dwellers very hospitable especially their
HELMS.
TOURISHEAD
Good morning everybody,
I hope you guys slept well! Africans are very hospitable but African hospitals m
ay never be hospitable places.
FEMALETOURIST
That wasn’t okay.
TOURISTHEAD
What happen?
FEMALETOURIST
Mosquitoes almost drained my blood!
TOUISTHEAD
What about the night
Watch who slept outside?
FEMALE TOURIST
His case is different; longitivity
Is an adaptation against pest?
My body is entirely dotted with
Just a week spent here! I
Grappled to kill one by each to no avail,
It is only towards
Done that I recollected my sleep!
TOURISTHEAD
We have to send for a spray or a net!

TREASURER
It is just now that I remember that
I saw you putting nets in the car boot.
KIDTOURIST
I saw the chief daughter and kiss her and one of her
Nurse said they only bow to her and if I do that again
I will be sent back!
TOURISTHAED
And you know how it is disgraceful for
Somebody to be repatriated from the tropics!
COUNCILLOR
Good morning chief whip!
CHIEFWHIP
I have a lot of problems changing the money to coins,
The whole place
Knows that I am money doublers!
COUNCILLOR
But you are not!
CHIEFWHIP
I have even though of returning the money!

COUNCILLOR
We have to divide it equally or else next court session
I will be the chief whip!
CHIEFWHIP
This can not happen! What you guys have been doing
On the high table for passed years is not enough!
I doubt what even brought here today?
COUNCILLOR
We shall see in this place!
CHIEFWHIP
I will tell the HELM! Are you not ashamed?
COUNCILLOR
Have you ever met face to face with him?
The day will do that I will give all my
Female children for marry free of charge!

CHIEFWHIP
Get way from my compound!
COUNCILLOR
A PIG STAR IS BETER!
CHIEFWHIP
Go away you pigheaded councilor!
CLOUNCILLOR
Tell the HELM that I wish to see him.
MASSEGER
Somebody is looking for you HELM.
HELM
Tell him I am very tire let him come in the afternoon
But who is that by the way?
MESSAGER
The councilor
HELM
Tell him to come in!
MESSAGER
The HELM said you should wait for him
In the living room.
COUNCILLOR
How was the journey HELM?
HELM
Fin and everything since I left?
COUNCILLOR
AFEW PERSONS loss their lives through
Flood some through thunder
Sent by the neighboring village, the falling
Stick struck death people
Returning from the farm with bags on their
Head and others through land
Dispute!
HELM
I think some thing need to done!
COUNCILLOR
I believe so but helm what has brought me
Here is the complex case!
HELM
Little village cases above you!
I thought I could count on you, I
Feel the best thing is to demote you. The scorn of knowledge and merit is ther
e dismantle and discard of universal and fundamental human values whereas the di
sbursements of wisdom and honesty is the building blocks of universal and fundam
ental human valves.
COUNCILLOR
HELM, my replacement will not solve the problem! I think they twenty first centu
ry intellectuals need to be highly re-educated to meet the towering demands of h
onesty and wisdom desperately need in the smart running of our universal systems
.
HELM
What is it about?

COUNCILLOR
Somebody bought land on a plot where different
People own different things that are the story.
HELM
What is your contribution?
COUNCILLOR
I feel you are the ultimate in command
Of the land but my own small
Suggestion is some of these old customs
Need a turning point!
HELM
This was planted by our fore father,
Generations have practice it
While it surfer change only in my own rein.

COUNCILLOR
I believe you have seen a greater level in education
And the high Way to meet the demand of the
Changing world is what I have said above.
HELM
A verdict will only be passing after
Consulting all the elders of the land
COUNCILLOR
The verdict was built for two days after your return.

HELM
I can equally change the day.
COUNCILLOR
That will affect the long awaiting tourists
HELM
I will see what I can do, tells the massager to inform
All the dignitaries to be here tomorrow no
B.M.T.
COUNCILLOR
I will do just what you said.
HELM
Elders and nobles you are welcome to this close
Door meeting. Give me your ears and make your
Comments after .Nobody need to
Tell you the degree of influence of change in our customs .Only
The good aspects on it are going to please our next of kens.
NOBLE
You are right.
ELDER
I am the eldest and I am going to meet
Our ancestors soon, what
Message will I tell them?
That our customs have been challenge and
We are puppets of small foreigners in our land?
I am not going to be
Part of this betrayal! Open the door for me.
HELM
We are not here to insult our land but we want
To make a trouble free
Society, I have some question for you elder.
ELDER
I am listening.
HELM
You standing there, you are putting on cloths.
Shoes and LENS but
Look at those pictures on the wall and
What can you see?
ELDER
I am suffering from Myopia!
HELM
Your ancestors put on backs of trees
And walked on barefooted
Through out their lives.
ELDER
And so what Helm?
HELM
I hope you will tell them that you even changed some without passing through a m
eeting of this nature.
ELDER
Do what you like! I am not against
HELM
We have wasted a lot of time who has some thing to add?
NOBLE
We have to change the rule by offering
Those who have accessories
Wealth on the land that does not
Belongs to them LAND with every
Thing on it in the VILLAGE
Reserve which is equivalents to their
Individual possessions.

ELDER
That is a genuine idea!
YOUTHLEADER
I strongly oppose this motion!
We are no more youths of
Tomorrow but those of today!
If we start mismanaging our reserve
Just now, this generation will give birth
To only SQUARTERS in the name of
Children and RURAL EXODUS will be the daily
Routine of the youths!
HELM
Democracy has come! Chiefs are no more dictators,
Likewise I will have order my twisters to
BEHEAD you now! Okay lets
Go back on the rail, man have never gone to grave with land!
This will always be handed down to kids and kids will grow up
Use it and hand it...
YOUTHLEADER
I am satisfied with your decision HELM but this guy is
Fillibusting in bars that he is going to be the reformist in this
Countryside and what about the intereligional anarchy
Going on in this Countryside?
ELDER
Look young man! Every remote area need disencravement and
And this does not exclude our land and this religion unrest i will
Discuss with the HELM in a closest and he will pass a
BILL IN COURT
That will take care of that.
YOUTHLEADER
We have to lent our land to those who are
PHILATROPHERS so that
They can open hospitals and schools and not
Folks who will come and
Destroy our Palms and in short run,
No Palms oil in the market.
NOBLE
Rome was not build in a minute!
Nobody has thought of bring a market
Garden in this place rather than this guy!
He deserves an hour!
YOUTHLEADER
That is not a good enough reason! If we wish to put our economy back into a stea
mer, a fraudless mind is never a worthless mind, I must urge our leaders to thin
k twice, to take liken to put the nation ahead of all tasks. I mine lying?
ELDER
No you are standing up! I have an idea!
HELM
What is it?
ELDER
We have to consult those tourists to take
Care of palm oil shortages by
Introducing American palms and
I hope this will compound the
Crisis that this young man is speculating
Or cogitating!
HELM
Youth leader, Are you okay?
YOUTHLEADER
I am satisfy with your proposal and fully
Sorry for being too rude
Or inquisitive!
ELDER
We are proud of you!
I can now judge that we have died hearted next
Of kens that we can count on.
HELM
This court session has lasted longer than usual.
I am sorry for keeping
You tourists waiting.
TOURISTS
It is okay!
(SPEECH)
HELM
Since the inception of this land custom it has never
Face this controversy it is doing today, but due to
Globalization Outlandishness’ are stepping in, we are
Not going to dance to the tune of all. I and my people are xenophobia! I have co
nsulted the ELDERS, we have come to one Tongue to join the global concord but I
must remake this! GLOBALIZATION WITHOUT HUMAN FEELING(S) IS BUILDING A GLOBAL EV
ILE! We are hiving from now Henceforth everybody who buys land legally, will own
Everything on the land on high Price and our indigents will be Given land in th
e reserve and concerning the holocaust behind Regional misunderstanding PLARALIS
M will be the Hepatic
POTAL WAY for world peace. With this I hope the
WOUNDS OF APARTHEID, XENOPHOBIA AND RACISM
WILL BE HEALING BEYOND THE SCAR (s).

COMMONMAN
I HOPE OUR INTEGRITY AND RESPECT MOST BE
GARANTEE because the coming of new people
Involves a lot of mixed behavior.
HELM
That will be control by the institution f mobile police units.
COMMONMAN
I don’t believe in promises of politicians because they are UTOPIA!
HELM
Time has changed and things have changed.
Gone are those days electricity welfares and
Other projects are in the pipeline.
COMMONMAN
It shouldn’t be that it is coming under bedmatics agreements
IT IS OUR CIVIL RIGHTS!
NOBLE
Whether it is coming through the door or through the window, we
Need only to move this stage to a modern reliable one.
COMMONMAN
We have to keep our hands crossed till when
The shoulder will grow above the head!
TOURISTHEAD
It has been a nice verdict,
I promise with the collaborations of my head
Office we are going to work hand in hand with the new deal to
Speed up some of this promises that have suffered delay in recent time
YOUTHLEADER
I hope through the grace of the almighty it going be “50-50”!
COMMONMAN
I don’t understand what you are saying?!
YOUTHLEADER
“Those who have ears have heard, those who have eyes to see’’ Our generation is
breaking into another era, our parents don’t what we are talking about, we are w
ireless age pioneers, forming our own universe, we don’t need support from any w
ant, the gap between us are our parents is like the gap between Obama and George
Washington.
TOURISTHEAD
I know how wise you are proving to be,
I PROMISE EXPLOITATIPON WILL FAVOUR YOU ALL.
YOUTHLEADER
Don’t say that, next time it is marginalization and more
Oppressors and endless markets for arms than usual.
TOURISTHEAD
We are only there to catalyze ends to me! You make me feel worry like a tourist
without a camera whereas I was suppose to felt like God felt when He created th
e universe! A lot of nights have trolley under my eyes and a lot of land have pa
ssed under my feet, I know one day the age of time will tell the story more.

HELM
I hope everybody is okay; MY LAST WORD
IS ANY NOTCIABLE
CALUMNIES DESERVE RETRIBUTION! I PITY YOU BUYER.
BUYER
It was even through pitiable tenderness and tendency that my wife got marriage
to me. She is today the queen of all priggishness to me. My wife I told you now
I am a noble of this land
A position some indigents of great influence cannot handle.
WIFE
You are a brave man even beyond death.
SCENE II
April Gentle Man
Central Character: Relish
(Raining)
RELISH
Pergola.
PERGOLA
Darling!
RELISH
Come up here with immediate effect.
PREGOLA
Here I am.
RELISH
Compare these dishes!
You shared to me and your
Love son the same
Quantity of food!
PERGOLA
I am sorry but you know boys eat
Too much!
RELISH
Did he contribute to for your bride price?
PERGOLA
NO!
RELISH
It is out of my struggle he will swell and
Tomorrow you will make
Him to trace his biological dad and both
You will scorn at me!
PERGOLA
That is not true darling!

RELIISH
From now henceforth! Precisely a month
Your failure to give me a male kid will
Set you packing! My mom concluded it on
Her last tripped here!
PERGOLA
Darling take heart, this is more than
(Above) a court case and lesser
Than a devoice!
RELISH
You are not the first woman to hate devoice!
GENIUS
Dad!
RELISH
Stepson!
GENIUS
We started a nice topic in class today,
Students almost laugh out their lungs!
REISH
What happen?
GENIUS
Genetics
RLISH
GO and unwear your uniform!
GENIUS
Yes daddy!
RELISH
Pergola let me dash out there for a drink
With my old friends.
PERGOLA
As usual!
RELISH
Next time, if you respond to me that way
I will kick you!
PERGOLA
You have to behave like a modern husband!
RELISH
You have remember (remind) me, thank you that!
PERGOLA
Or what else.
RELISH
MORDERN MEN look like bachelors, passing through
One pinhole camera to another, when I will start
My gentleman assignment
You will talk to pans in that kitchen!
PERGOLA
What do you mean?
RELISH
My school days took my youthful career!
PERGOLA
So that is the mere reason why you wish to be pedophilia!
RELISH
I will be back!
PANSY
Your own honey moon is only inside the kitchen!
PANSY
I am going to the market now.
(Music in the bar)

ROB
HI RELISH! You got a very big tommy!
She is really doing her best
RELISH
I never knew that the hell old men called
Marriage is a jail time love.
ROB
You are not really on the track my one
Dose not needs to see me conserving her kid sister;
She is already red!
RELISH
Both us in the course of studying
And yearning for an outstanding future
Sidestep from play boy hood

SOFT
You guys know men can not cheat nature!
RELISH
Oh you are still funny!
SOFT
Oh Relish you have to improved your funny
And joking industry if you need them
(Maids) in their numbers.
ROB
That is true maids love funs,
That is their little secret, when
You tickle with it before they come
Back to normal; you would have got
Inside and you are on the way or on your exile. At puberty boys think according
to their penis and girls think according to the rhythms of their breast and bott
om power and those who narrowly cast out this golden rule are extraordinary huma
n beings with their brains buttered with great mental acumen. I told her that he
r that by the time she start yearning for pining for me the vacuum she create in
my life must have been vastly filled a witty bosom companion twice her characte
rs and type but now she is mocking at me because I am cabbage empty like BANK OF
CENTRAL AFRICAN SATES AT THE END 2009.
RElISH
The notion of spare types will
Come in when Pergola will be on
Her third matrimonial assignment.
ROLLINS
STEPS IS JUST FROM THE U.S OF
A and he are carrying out a giant project home.
ROB
He was the dullest among us.
SOFT
Rob you failed to understand one thing.
ROB
What is that?
SOFT
Toward the end he press hard and won several awards when questing for knowledge
in states.
RELISH
School there is soft wear and fascinating.
ROB
As Relish is saying, you just a little push and any jack will go rough.
SOFT
That is a wrong impression but there only thing is that it is an extricated soci
ety.
ROB
SERVICE, may you run another round.
RELISH
I am telling you guys the truth he must have been a PONCE while yearning for gre
ener pasture.
ROLLINS
I forgot to excuse myself from the table, what be the case he is fortunate not e
verybody who goes there will progress like him.
ROB
I know him more than you guys he was a very clumsy boy in school and
In daily life.

SOFT
But any human mind is subjected to changes depending on the mentality of
The environment surrounding him.
RELISH
What do you imply?
SOFT
WHEN YOU ARE EXPOSE to HIGH TECH SOCIETY
Oh my God you are gone to riches even over night.
ROB
So you mean that STEPS most have push DRUG.
ROLLINS
No STEPS became idealistic, creative and industrious; to be frank you are jealou
s.
ROB
YOU GUYS should empty you bottles. I got to!
RELISH
It has been a nice time recalling late days.
SOFT
I will see you by next week RELISH
GENIUS
Mummy where is dad? I WAS SUPPOSE to discuss with him what i saw in school
PERGOLA
He is so unusual this days, it is time for siesta.
GENIUS
Wake me up as soon as he is back, promise mummy.

PERGOLA
I will do, give me a kiss, good night.
RELISH
So, when I not in, you discuss me with that your love son!
PERGOLA
This is the first and the last time.
RELISH
If I discover it again my responsibility will see an on going vacation in this h
ouse.
PERGOLA
Be a happy man.
GENIUS
Mummy I told you to woke me and you never.

PERGOLA
I am sorry but we were planning how your kid sister will start school next month
.
GENIIUS
You ought to but I am glad you have taken that decision, dad I wish to site on
Your legs before i go on.
RELISH
Please come on boy.
GENIUS
What is her boy supposed to mean?
RELISH
Your mom will tell you better.
GENIUS
You scale me dad what have I done that I am not still your boy or are you drunk?
RELISH
Pergolas look at the kind of impression you have been giving to this kid about m
e.
GENIUS
No daddy, mummy said nothing but the day she will try before your car I sat the
gate, you will be informed.
RELISH
You will always support your mum.
PERGOLA
This kid love you RELISH.
RELISH
I am sorry my Genius, I wish to know the level of common sense you got, it is no
t harness through studies! From now when you are hungry go to the SERVICEFLAT as
your reward.
GENIUS
Thank you very much daddy.
RELISH
Tell what you were after.
GENIUS
My mentor said the behind Genetics is
Mendel and went on to say the
The Palatial theory states that all children in the Palace belong to the chief.
No matter how sympathizers remove web from dozens of his Wives.
RELISH
I never knew that is how you are intelligent.
GENIUS
He continued that the probability of couples to have male kids depend on
How capable the father can produce X and Y chromosomes and the do Ramness of Y w
ill lead to female kids.
RELISH
So you assimilate this in one lesson.
GENIUS
Yes daddy I must resemble you
RELISH
I did Art in the NIGHT COLLAGE.
GENIUS
But this is the study of live, you cannot do without it.
RELISH
I know this is bed time; you have to wake up early for school.
GENIUS
Good night mummy and daddy.
PERGOLA
Sleep well my boy.
RELISH
Make sure you put on the fan and put off the light before sleeping.
(On the bed)
GENIUS
My childhood dream is to make the world a NEVER-NEVER LAND (hedenous world) when
I come of age.
RELISH
You heard what that kid was saying?
PERGOLA
Yes he may surely be a rear genius! Oh my God I pray nobody should destroy him

RELISH
Put on the heater. I want to have a bath.
PERGOLA
YOU’RE HAIRY CHEST IS REALLY A TURN ON, just start titillating me now.
RELISH
Put off the light.
PERGOLA
Why are you sleeping opposite today?
RELISH
There is nothing wrong in doing just this for a night.
PERGOLA
There is something fishy in doing this to me.
RELISH
I do not believe so.
PERGOLA
This is the coldest night this room has ever seen and you have elected not to ar
ouse me!
RELISH
I have been hurt by that your love son! What he said prove that i am the one res
ponsible for the absence of the voice of a male kid in this house.
PERGOLA
He said it ignorantly or it was a coincidence.
RELISH
This is a plan and you will get more frozen than Alaska region until you are abl
e to bring to my life the cry of a baby boy.
PERGOLA
Even though you are not the first guy I puppy but it take the company of two to
make one of any choice, darling try to stay out of old fashion and behave like s
omebody who has taken a sound reasoning and a high academy ladder from the most
renounced university in the world.
RELISH
All what you are singing is like water on the decks back!
PERGOLA
Relish a school of thoughts and others field experience have shown that women ar
e capable of handling several post of high responsibility that some men.

RELISH
That doesn’t tile with what I am after, I don’t need to tell you that men on
A low supply and if my dad didn’t yearn and finally put to birth, you will not h
ave visited the Council Books PERGOLA! Don’t hide behind limited thoughts and re
fuse your cross.
RELSH
Leave me alone! You will flatter me, convince me and after you will be the one t
o shout among your friends that I am amassing or amazing slave.
PERGOLA
If I should do that then I am a lunatic.
RELISH
You can’t remember that I took a risked against my parents WILL that I either ge
t marry to you or I become a celibate! They vow that either i give them three bo
ys or I cease to be their son.
PERGOLA
But since they can’t disown you biologically! You are still their son.
RELISH
My boyhood saw a lot of rejection because must girls have the conception that ha
ndsome boys got nothing to with love except coitus, from then i Took a resolutio
n that LOVE IS AN ILLUSION OR HALLUCINATION BUT MAKING IT IS NOT.
PERGOLA: I thought if we were to go in for the best couple competition, we would
have won the contest.
RELISH: I wasn’t my fault; boys that are disvirgin by prostitutes SELDOM marry o
r love.
PERGOLA: I am sure you did it with contraceptives.
RELISH: If had not then I don’t think any of us will have been living.
PERGOLA: I will buy you a present tomorrow.
RELISH: Why?
PERGOLA: MOST MEN MOVE FROM PONCES TO CUCKOIDS.
RELISH: Genius where is your report card since you hesitated to show me there mu
st be something unusual.
GENIUS: Daddy this is it.
RELISH: Stand here! Look at your report; it is as if somebody has menstruated on
it.
GENIUS: The mentor cheated me some ticks in some subjects and they were a lot of
sentimentally transmitted marks in class this time around that is while I didn’
t make it.
RELISH: That’s not a good enough reasons why you should failed.
GENIUS: No!
RELISH: You have the guts to even talk in front of me when you failed with flyin
g colors.
GENIUS: I will do better next time.
RELISH: You spent the entire academy year WATCHING PONO GRAPHIC FILMS in town ho
w can you pass! Listen to the noise from your room it is as The Jamaican Capital
! I was a fascinating rascal and i could always please my dad by taking first in
each class.
PERGOLA: Are you sure? My dad said so; I personally traced his file it was ducti
ng, breaking of bounds, stealing food from the refectory and near average.
RELISH: We say like that to encourage they kids but his own is a cacophony situa
tion, next time he will be advised to withdraw.
PERGOLA: These imply we are not doing our duty.
RELISH: Look at me, if I had just somebody to pay my fees regularly as I have be
en doing to this idiot. I will have been the president of this NATION.
PERGOLA: To be that it doesn’t only count on being super book work.
RELISH: He have spoiled all my reputation that I have built for years with the n
otion that I am irresponsible.
PERGOLA: He will pick up with time, A CHILD DESTINE TO BE THE MOST INTELLIGENT A
LSO STARTED BY WRITING NONSENSE.
RELISH: I am looking forward.
PERGOLA: You are becoming very extravagant what were you doing with that lady?
RELISH: I have lost all my wealth in thin air.
PERGOLA: I don’t want any intruder.
RELISH: DEVOICE IS NOT THE ONLY SOLUTION WHEN A MAN IS HAVING EXTRAMARITAL AF
FAIR.
PERGOLA: I am going.
(Speech)
RELISH: If you leave this place because of that small lady, then you haven’t bee
n a wife enough and I bet you my mum only Spider weds will replace you! Our bedr
oom is not only meant for love making but for solving problems of this height! S
houting outside with neighbors will instead aggravate your packing out Of my lif
e.
PERGOLA: I am sorry for what I have done.
RELISH: Me too, this is how we have to live, nobody is perfect our scarders shou
ld be Indoors for a successful marriage.
GENIUS: Mum I need to talk with you.
PERGOLA: I am listing.
GENIUS: I am not really a born dull but the surrounding is contributing.
PERGOLA: What can I do for you?
GENIUS: THERE IS NEED FOR ME TO MOVE to dad’s kid brother.
PERGOLA: There, you feel your records will shine.
GENIUS: I will even be opportune to interact with my unknown cousins.
(At dad’s kid brother place)
PULLY: This Genius uncle loves him more than us; we have to set him up.
COUTOUR: That is true! How do we do it?
PULLY: When uncle is back, we tell him that Genius use to keep late nights and J
UMP OVER THE GATE.
CONTOUR: That is not enough, he always sleep with his muddy Boots on uncle’s gue
st Pallor.
GENIUS: I wish to have a hair cut Pully.
PULLY: Do you have a new date?
GENIUS: You are getting me on my nerves.
PULLY: Do you know that Genius is not even uncle’s Relish son? Aunty told me.
CONTOUR: There is no doubt! He doesn’t even resemble him.
PULLY: Is only that he is more handsome than uncle Relish.
CONTOUR: That is true!
GENIUS: I have tape all what you guys were talking about me! One day tears will
drop out of the
Eyes of they blinds.
PULLY: Genius, Contour was just try to appreciate the fact that you are nice loo
king.
GENIUS: I know it is thanks to your effort that uncle changed his mind towards m
y future but that will never collapse my aspirations.
CONTOUR: What can you do that others have not do big slippage like you.
GENIUS: Life will tell who was who, I am on my fortitude, and you haven’t starte
d keep on stealing Uncle’s change when he sends you to buy something don’t think
about what the future holds for you.
PERGOLA: When Genius came to my life five years ago I was happy like a butterfly
, I took him to the market for shopping, and he said he had never made it.
SCENE III
School life.

Central character : GENIUS

FAMOUS: Quiet I know I am disturbing, life dosen’t end only reading chemistry, M
aths and physics.
QUIET: What can I do for you?
FAMOUS: Nothing now.
QUIET: I have told you time and again that I hate suspension.
FAMOUS: There is something now.
QUIET: What is it?
FAMOUS: I will like to see you pick up a boy friend and stop living in isolation
.
QUIET: I am really, really tired of you.
GENUIS: That is true.
FAMOUS: Just the first day.
QUIET: Yes.
GENUIS: Quiet you are a big girl. I feel for too, your youthful time shouldn’t b
e a nightmare; lower sixth is a big class.
QUIET: You have to make friend with big girls.
FAMOUS: You are a home of knowledge.
QUIET: Others are mansions and sky scrapers of wisdom.
FAMOUS: Do you hate boys? Your DAD
GENIUS: Must of you are not living in the world.
QUIET If I stay with my dad for five hours without talking to him, I will only c
ry and end up in the hospital.
QUIET: Boys are very cleaver with their tongue.
GUSHLY: Quiet take care the way you are near those guys, you maybe of double mea
ning to them.
GENIUS: Fragile children like you don’t eat dogs Gushly!
GUSHLY: Are you crazy in the world.
GUSHLY: Only this can help you decide to renounce the world and enter a convent.
QUIET: I got stinking memory about having a boy friend.
GUSHLY
Social gathering like this will reduce the gap between you and the guy of your l
ife.
MAPLY
That is not totally out of rail if you pickup one just like that he will never.
FAMOUS
That is more luxurious for you, when I felt ill my dad asked me to take heart He
added that THERE IS NOBODY IN THE WORLD WHO HAVE NEVER FALLING ILL.

GUSHLY: I have forgotten to tell you something, a stray dog left Maply boyfriend
baking and running under the table.
QUIET: He maybe suffering from rabies.
GUSHLY: On rushing him to the hospital the doctors discover that he is not yet c
ircumcise! MALTREATED your mom very badly, I guest. I will never get married

QUIET: I have told you, you always get me on my nerves Genius my parents are sti
ll firmly married.
GENUIS: I am sorry but do me this favour.
QUIET: What is it?
GENUIS: SHOW ME YIOUR GUY NEXT CLASS even if means borrowing! I need to see any
thing call a trouser in your life.
QUIET: Have you been sent behind me?
FAMOUS: There is one thing I have notice in you Quiet, you are too complex. You
are very beautiful; I told myself that someday if I ever come across a girl a qu
arter your beauty, I will be the happiest man on the face of the earth.
QUIET: It is inferiority or superiority complex! You are fumbling as if you have
smocked a hundred sticks of cigarettes made out of those bananas shaped jalapeñ
os papers.
FAMOUS: YOU will have the answer after, Genius let‘s go the art class and spent
break with HIVE.
QUIET: BOYS HAVE BEEN DISTURBING me but your case is to the extreme.
FAMOUS: Stop talking alone Quiet, students will regard you as a lunatic. Clean a
nd clear I told myself that even the sharpest knee known to man will not spilt
my pedantic blood even a bit, I calmed myself down and look at her my enemy stra
ight into the eyes, I knew she was punched to hell, I knew the was no way we co
uld hold it out, as she face my eyes, she told me boy you gonna make it, you are
my friend, I told she was teasing me, then she added those who I hate so much a
re those who I love so much.
HIVE: When girls put on false appearances for standard beauty, boys are bound to
put up false appearances for standard love. Boy I have got more than enough lov
e for a girl who give me her love in a brink of an eye and no enough love for a
woman who give me her love for a struggle of time. Genius this is break time; le
t rush for Comedy and Sharp.
FAMOUS: Can I HAVE SOME COINS to joint with what Genius have for break? Oh I hav
e forgotten telling something, there are a lot of very ugly girls who has refuse
d to fall in love with me even by pity.
HIVE: You mad! What I have here, I to share it with this kids in the lower secti
on.
GENIUS: We are waiting for you here.
HIVE: But the dinning shade is towards their class.
GENIUS: But I lack a bag and on the wrong shoe.
FAMOUS: My forefathers were dog’s eaters.
QUIET: I will never, it is the closest animal to man.
GUSHLY: That is pitiful.
QUIET: That is not the reason but dating without being married is a sin.
GENIUS: So you will only fall in love after you get married.
GUSHLY: Quiet. I am going to a night party.
QUIET: Not me. I am not interested in night life.
GUSHLY: What kind of girl are you?
QUIET: That is maply!
GUSHLY: Life and love are too short to be marking time.

QUIET: A girl who is preparing herself for a pure and snow smooth marry most not
be open.
FAMOUS: Genius give me your money and go back, Hive that is Quiet, I feel unab
le to tell
Her I am after.
HIVE: Tell her the truth.
FAMOUS: I am panic that she is going to date me down.
HIVE: MAKE IT A PEN AND PAPER RELATIONSHIP.
FAMOUS: That too childish! In lower sixth I can’t date a girl face to face then
I will be
Expecting those in the lower section to do how?
HIVE: You will answer that
Question your self! Look at what these kids are doing when
One is hungry that is what they are bringing their friends and friends are equal
ly
Bringing some.
FAMOUS: I have an idea, let’s tell them that the money is missing and one stud
ent found it
And it to the D.M.
HIVE: That is a good IQ.
FAMOUS: Comedy and Sharp the D.M IS CALLING On you to prove that the loss and F
ound money is the correct amount dad gave us! This warrants two of you exclusive
ly.
SHARP: They six of you should go back.
COMEDY: WHY are will not going straight to the D.M Office?
HIVE: Short off, that was a plan to sent a way the long chuys of your friends.
SHARP: That was what i told her and she refused.
COMEDY: THERE HAVE BEEN GIVING ME their own things.
HIVE: We share the money then you will do what you like with yours.
SHARP: Famous shouldn’t be part of this money too.
HIVE: He is the one who brought this idea and his own part shouldn’t be inside
.
FAMOUS: If we haven’t done it this way; we will have eating but BIG GUMS for bre
ak.
HIVE: I am going to class, See you.
FAMOUS: We have but half day today so Quiet keep me real nice things.
QUIET: Stones!
(In school the next day)
GENIUS: Good morning Quiet.
QUIET: Same to you Famous and others.
GENIUS: Is she not saying to you Famous.
FAMOUS: It is none of your business.
HIVE: Why are you in two ropes Genius?
GENIUS: Today is world Silipas day!
QUIET: Why are you disturbing?
FAMOUS: I got up this morning on the wrong side, my kid sister have eating all
the Custard, on coming to school my allowance dropped inside the bus chair.
GENIUS: You are even lucky, that you got much until you misplacing some, in our
house to have two square meal is a luxury and to have one unbalance diet to too
enough! My parents were like reptiles!
QUIET: Why do you love to belittle your self Genius!
GENIUS: Even the left over in your table Quiet if you bring it to me that will b
e my birthday.
QUIET: That is not even on our dog’s budget!
GENIUS: SOME CAME TO THIS WORLD TO Excuse OTHERS! I am a human being, I have nev
er dream of having an account then there is preferential treatment for dogs!
QUIET: The BIOLOGY mentor is in class.
MENTOR: Don’t bother greeting me it will not better you certificates!
GENIUS: Excuse me sir.
MENTOR: Seat down and answer this question before going out .Is intelligent inhe
rited?
GENIUS: It maybe.
MENTOR: I have warn you on the way you response to an elder, when I was at your
age I was my third year with nothing on my chin! You invade tax to take in refug
e in school, if I were you I will change that Name.
GENIUS: I promise you several Nobel prizes.
MENTOR: Born with a golden spoon and fed by a rusting or a wooden spoon. If our
toes hand eyes then we will never trample on the gold and diamond that lies and
pass beyond our feet’s’ everyday. I have my papers, if you want me to help you t
o fail then I am very good at that appoint somebody to answer it.
GENIUS: Quiet helps me! We must work for our progress by super-avoiding the mist
akes of yesterday. The idea is always Americans’ but consumption is always the w
hole world.
QUIET: Cram work is not but intelligent I don’t know!
MENTOR: Go and get down on your knee that is home work. Quiet go and seat down.
QUIET: Genius look stop this mess over me, you only appoint me when you knew I k
now
nothing.
FAMOUS: Many girls love me!
GENIUS: WHY NOT IS A PONOGRAPHIC ACTOR?
QUIET: Famous everybody is laughing at you.
FAMOUS: I know what I will do to him!
QUIET: Genius this is a cake for you.
FAMOUS: This look like a transplant birthday for Genius.
GENIUS: It is always a staving day in my life.
QUIET: If you stay for a day without eating, that is when you have stave-eh?
GENIUS: Famous is not proving to be greedy because Quiet is around.
QUIET: Look at how you big guys are scrambling over food like stray dogs in a tr
ash can.
GUSHLY: That is how boys are! Be a conscious and a laughing husband.
QUIET: That is true because he cease from a public can.
MAPLY: It is some how unkempt about you Gushly.
QUIET: It is even better you meet your husband in a public library.
GUSHLY: Guys wanting to get marry are scare today like the tears of a lion.
QUIET: A convent could really console me than to get mixed up. It is difficult f
or you Gushly because you are heady as a virgin girl.
GUSHLY: It maybe worsens there.
QUIET: I always win love to be a nifty house wife.
GUSHLY: you can as well have a house husband.
QUIET: Gushly you love joking a lot.
MAPLY: Quiet, night have started falling your dad hasn’t come to pick you.
QUIET: I and you will take a taxi why good night life Gushly.
GUSHLY: I hope you guys will soon step into the game!
MAPLY: My relationship with my boyfriends is growing will every heart beat but I
heard what Gushly said about him.

QUIET: Don’t mind her, she is kill joy.


MAPLY: Genius what kinds of greeting card will you buy for me at X-mas?
GENIUS: A divorce like type!
QUIET: I for got, GUSHLY boyfriend sent to her a very huge parcel see how she wa
s jumping getting proud in the whole Dom, On opening it she saw a
hire Greeting Card she got quince.
FAMOUS: Good morning everybody. Tapping for your hidden potentials, clothing dec
ency is the beginning of mature responsibilities.
QUIET: You couldn’t call my house GUSHLY?
GUSHLY: I am sorry I was busy throughout the week end.
QUIET: Maply have been admitted in the burden school.
GUSHLY: That is boredom.
GENIUS: That is rather a prison let her go, she is as UGLY AS USED PAD.
FAMOUS: You are not different from her you are human equivalent of gangue!
QUIET: The Mentor is around.
MENTOR: Who haven’t done the assignment and most of you where not in school?
GENIUS: You are right! And please sir I have complain.

MENTOR: Go on.
GENIUS: I TOOK ILL!
MENTOR: No hospital card, I know some of you are expert in arranging with Doctor
s and FAMOUS haven’t you got a pencil! What is the name of the marine mammal?
GENIUS: Mammywata.
MENTOR: Genius gets out of my class and converse with your raffs.
SHARP: Genius, Genius, our love is a genuine one.
GENIUS: I have sunk in the mud!
SHARP: what happen?
GENIUS: I wrote a test and I was guessed with a zero, on my way to escape the sh
ame by Jumping over the school fence, I never knew (take note) I WAS RUNING OVER
A MASHY AREA.
SHARP: Give me your hand.
GENIUS: Pull me well.
SHARP: Don’t bother everything will be okay the future is bright.
GENIUS: Thank you very much for this kiss of life. If I still have to make a nev
er–never land. It is because of you.
SHARP: Wash up your skin and don’t mention that was the little i could offer.
FAMOUS: Let’s go together Genius left earlier.
HIVE: Okay.
FAMOUS: I adore calm girls like Quiet! She is so religion incline.
HIVE: She maybe a goers.
FAMOUS: You maybe right.
HAVE: Most of them roam the streets at night, after taking a prostitution break;
they seek for refugee in churches, they sing to the top of their voice just for
the fact that they don’t want to be left out.
FAMOUS: HOW?
HAVE: They wish to settle down with any thing in the name of a man, roaming from
one church to another begin, they start being Holly as fresh convent.
FAMOUS: A friend of her told me that her parents are too close to church.
HAVE: But that is not her!
FAMOUS: SHE KNOWS THE BIBLE TO HER FIGER TIPS! And novels she wish to be the
First female Pluto.
FAMOUS: Quiet don’t mind him, Genius told me that the first time he make love he
felt tire a retired Budozer in front his dad hut!

QUIET: That is funny; there is an X-students party in the city hall tonight.
GENIUS: If I repair my bike early enough, I will be there.
FAMOUS: I will come with Hive; I hope many girls will be there.
(On the way to the party)
HIVE: Remove that your tetanus bike from the road!
GENIUS: Big you, still feeding through the Umbilical cord! And you are insulting
my sweat Joy rider!
FAMOUS: I’m sorry Genius I didn’t know it was you.
HAVE: Take it easy, park your bike some where and jump in!
FAMOUS: Behave like a man.
GENIUS: It okay! We are almost late going on top speed!
HIVE: I wish to make it a presidential arrival and Genius I saw your portrait on
the news paper the other day, I was on haste, so I couldn’t read through.
(On the way back)
GENIUS: I am just struggling to make THE IRRELEVANT SIDE OF MY DESTINY WORKE.
HAVE: Some of us are lucky before we go out of school our parents most have work
ed for us.

GENIUS: Whether they work for me or that is not enough, I have to my own name or
else I will not be proud in front of my friends with legacy.
FAMOUS: Say is because your mum when in for monogenetic marriage! Those girls r
eally gave us a hilarious welcome.
HIVE: I told you that at this party i will be the only guest of honor will an El
ephant car!
GENIUS: Hive, so you never saw people with cars that are Amphibians! Here are so
me scholar ships forms to study in Afghans capital KALBO!
HIVE: You are crazy Genius, even if it is by force I can’t go there! I prefer to
break the neck of an Elephant than to go there.
GENIUS: It becoming the most peaceful nation in the world!
(In school)
HIVE: Why are you crying (screeching) Sharp?
SHARP: One of those form four bullies almost rape me in the school toilet when I
was about making urine!
HIVE: Short off, that was how Monica Lewinsky began! Thank to raping most women
are becoming popular in life and rich in the world.
SHARP: Not me.
HIVE: Don’t you know that if you are rape by a richest man in the world, the who
le family
Will be rich after a favor verdict!
SHARP: But I must suffer the pains alone.
HIVE: You will take a lion share.
SHARP: You are a bad brother.
FAMOUS: The results are out every body having passed with flying colors except G
enius.
HIVE: Shame GENIUS.
GENIUS: You are mocking at me now but in the nearest future, I and my scientific
vision will be part of the examination board syllabus and like wise the univers
ities, my light would have shine at the end of the tunnel. I will create the wor
ld’s last great scientific marvel!
HIVE: Gushly scores in the exams haven’t impressed me.
FAMOUS: She always proud in class as if she uses to stool but cakes!
HIVE: That is somebody’s fiancé.
FAMOUS: poverty has always left my love advances at choosy. I have always told m
yself that if our love is a failure it should above two hundred percent from her
side, the more my promise is being sided by hope, the more she despises me!
HIVE: Don’t mind, when you will come to money (riches) that is when you have a l
ife semen removal.
FAMOUS: Any girls that will love me on credit now I will reach marry with her.

(In school)
QUIET: The Mountain has started erupting.
COMEDY: I watched it on TV.
STEADY: How can we stop it?
QUIET: Stop it that is impossible by man! Oh we got a new Geology mentor.
STEADY: Is he too handsome?
QUIET: So you have started I AM GOING FOR A CLASS.
MENTOR: The topic today is the world distribution of Oxygen.
FAMOUS: Please sir, what are the factors that encourage (favor) tourism or over
population in a country?
GENIUS: Abundance of Oxygen.
(Class laugh)
MENTOR: Go and take a pin.
GENIUS: To naked my self in front of the class is better.
MENTOR: Genius answers it well and brings it to me next class.
(On the way home)
GENIUS: Sharp, this is the third time a bird is excreting on my head.
SHARP: Don’t whip it, it is a signed of good luck.
GENIUS: Look at me trouble; I have become their pick toilet.
SHARP: You are that ignorant, we will ask my elder brother.
GENIUS: Okay.
SHARP: What is the meaning of this on Genius head?
HIVE: If he probably have sat under a fruit bearing tree then what did he expect
ed? I can equally go there now and they birds will do the same; they may worse i
t on me.
SHARP: Hive you are jealous, I will ask a most elderly person.
(Genius met dad after a long time)
PAPA: You are welcome my son.
GENIUS: Yes dad.
PAPA: Genius this is small come together.
GENIUS: What is all this party for, I am not a prodigal son but a prodigy.
PAPA: I know but I have spent years without you so you have to pass your holiday
here.
GENIUS: Yes dad.
PAPA: My son comes for a closest.
GENIUS: I am listing.
PAPA: My time is drawing nearer.
GENIUS: I WILL DIE AS LEGEND AND NOT A REGENT.
PAPA: Are you out of your senses?
GENIUS: No, look at the compound of your friend, it is becoming a regency, all h
is kids are sandwich with hatred, it is mentally hazardous for him .so my resear
ch first.

PAPA: My name is going to disappear in the world.


GENIUS: You could not make your name when you were young? You left multimentiona
l
Positions in town to the countryside to be running after way keeping and palm wi
ne.
PAPA: That is an insult.
GENIUS: No Papa, GENIUS WAS NOT BORN TO INHERITE BUT TO BE FOUNDERS AND/ OR PION
EERS.
PAPA: You can’t change the customs of my ancestors.
GENIUS: It is good you said so primogeniture is not a custom in our land.
PAPA: Get out of here and cease to be my son.
GENIUS: Genetically you are wrong.
PAPA: You got the guts to talk to me, let me see my friend I am coming.
PIUS: I haven’t seen you for long.
PAPA: My friend look at how brave I have been in the passed, my son is expecting
a girl to inherit me! Oh those at the Nyabo society will scorn at me more that
time
to mention.
PIUS: Yours is even better.
PAPA: What you support that stone.
PIUS: If he is saying that then your father hood was hazardous, if you don’t apo
logized you will lack a successor.
PAPA: I though you were the only true friend i had.
PIUS: I too ill, my four kids all half brothers share all my properties before I
reach the hospital, two met me there will blood spring out of them like an Augu
st spring.
PAPA: TELL ME SOMETHING, their mum’s must been behind this.
PIUS: None of them have plans for a profound future. They look at school from an
enemy point of view; they fight food in the house with their kids’ brothers.
PAPA: It is getting dark let me go.
GENIUS: Papa will make sure the good aspect of our cultural values suffer no cha
nge.
PAPA: I want you to evangelize ancestral worships up to Sicily.
GENIUS: I am going back today.
(Silence)
FAMOUS: What are you thinking my friend?
GENIUS: The person who discovered Benzene dreamt and saw a snake swallowing its
tail.
FAMOUS: That is crafts. It that while you are serious as a woman begging for bea
uty in the.
GENIUS: I dreamt too last night.
FAMOUS: I hope that is a night mare.
GENIUS: I am sure you have come here to provoke me.
FAMOUS: One can’t joke with you, tell me now.
GENIUS: I saw a certain amount of gold.
FAMOUS: Where, we are rich men now.
FAMOUS: You doubt me.
GENIUS: Wait! I hope this going to be private.
GENIUS: In they hands of celestial bodies and I am told if it is discover and ex
ploited, every grown up will have jewelries make up of 30Kg of gold.
FAMOUS: I thought it was behind the house, those abstract dreams I have warn you
about it.
GENIUS: The poorest person on God’s earth will be a million richer in any curren
cy of his or her choice.
FAMOUS: None of us is an astronaut! I have an idea, we can see those bush doctor
s and
Those future tellers they know how to manipulate the thunder very well.
GENIUS: To do what with it.
FAMOUS: We have to own it all but no way to mine it.
GENIUS: When people are going to space through jet bumpers, you talking about ra
in bowl that those things only end up in the atmosphere.
FAMOUS: They go to space with space Lorries.
GENIUS: This has to be manage by the Helm of state because everything under eart
h and up you and me to carry the deal secretly and the extraterrestrial are goin
g to consider us Space belong to the state and we do not have each breakfast in
our life so no way
Invaders and the will do everything to fight back.
FAMOUS: When there is a will there is a way.
(The space programmed)
PIUS: When the moon is shining some of us don’t pay electric bills any longer th
en we will able to have the funds to support tuition in aeronautics but I am con
vince this so called Genius is hallucinating.
HELM: Our sons and daughters have to be sent to study astronomy.
PIUS: We have lost lives; properties a lot of crater lakes are being form day in
day out Because of the rampant use of meteorites by extraterrestrial to fight u
s back.
BULL: The metrological station is not enough to win this battle; we must call fo
r the service of meteorites experts, our space lorry cash with a descending mete
orite because of lack of meteorites defense system.
PIUS: Our Economy is shrinking because all the funds have been channel for this
never ending search for gold in space, the money that have been wasted on this w
ar is more than enough to up lift poverty in all the developing worlds.
BULL: That is true, somebody told me in passing that some nations which to offer
Genius hundred of thousands so that he can discover the gold for them. That nat
ion in particular will flourish in pride.
HELM: That is brain drainage, I have to do something to stop it, I am afraid he
can be killing if he refuses to show them the way to disarm the extraterrestrial
s! For research for their honey moon and leisure trips abroad, I thing something
need to.
HELM: This is the second council of war and we need that Genius to tell us the w
ay a head.
BULL: This is matter affecting national interest and people are mismanaging fund
s allocated be done to advert this.
QUIET: Genius where have you been all this time?
GENIUS: I when in for a research in the optical industry.
QUIET: What for?
GENIUS: I wish to improve on human front and back word simultaneous vision becau
se
Several people have been killed on our streets because they can’t locate their
enemies from behind.
QUIET: Exams are at the corner.
GENIUS: Quiet I thought I once told you that so far as I live nobody else will w
in the Nobel Prize more than me.
QUIET: As for me i am just going to school to pick a job and a good husband that
is all but why are you saying this?
GENIUS: A modern man is not a patient man but is only interested in fade thing,
so it is only few of us who are determine to cross the banality of going to the
creator library to bring to life real stuff that will sort the test of a Nobel P
rize, and I will proof to the youth that Nobel Prizes are not only meant for age
ing people.
FAMOUS: Genius you have disappears for long? I met several calls in your cell ph
one and it was always busy.
GENIUS: I am becoming a slave over research; by there way I went to the curator.
FAMOUS: For what?
GENIUS: I wish to proof to those artists that scientists are not philistines. I
am culminated to pick a prize for that.
FAMOUS: I told you that school is not really moving, so I wish to go staring as
those in Hollywood.
GENIUS: You need to know the advance learners Dictionary to your fingers tip.
FAMOUS: What about you? Research in this country is on the obituary desk (Page).

GENIUS: That is why I am struggling to sparkle up the sleeping giant.


FAMOUS: Genius you know boys can’t talk without talking about girls. So how can
you
Proof those girls don’t fall in love (first)?
GENIUS: Eh they don’t erect.
FAMOUS: But it itching them.
GENIUS: Greet everybody for me.
FAMOUS: Prosperity should be our motor.
GENIUS: If I am not mistaking then I dropped my daily record book on the counter
why making a called.
BULL: A hawker after making a called took it; I thought it was his own. He most
has started bread packing with it.
GENIUS: I must rush to him, how can I trace him?
BULL: Any one you see hawking on the long street you can ask him.
GENIUS: Are you crazy? Be specific in your description.
BULL: He put on a red cap!
GENIUS: Like that of father X-mass.
FAMOUS: Yes and a tray of bread and eggs on his head.
GENIUS: Thank you!
BULL: Take care you can be called a thief whereas you are not.

GENIUS: How much do you sell eggs, bread and pepper?


HAWKER: Just a dollar for a sandwich.
GENIUS: Tie half for me.
HAWKER: Nylons are finish, I hope you it will not hurt you if I tie it up with p
apers from this waste diary.
GENIUS: Go on, don’t tear it, give me, and let me see.
HAWKER: Are you investigating something?
GENIUS: No, I just love to read old people’s diaries.
HAWKER: You can be a secret leaker!
GENIUS: Use my change to buy nylon and give me the diary.
HAWKER: I am very grateful.
GENIUS: What are you looking for?
HAWKER: Much money.
GENIUS: Is this not money?
HAWKER: Pieces of papers that I can go to the toilet with.
GENIUS: This was a burial treasure for you.
HAWKER: Had I known, it is full of demanding discoveries, I have really missed t
he chance of my life.
GENIUS: Opportunity come but once in life so if I were you I would just goes me
back to the village.
SHARP: Hi Genius.
GENIUS: Who are you?
SHARP: You have forgetting about me?
GENIUS: I am busy but I guess you are Hive kid sister.
SHARP: I wish to inquire something from you.

GENIUS: Could you propone it, I am working on the methods to improve the ability
of the hand to be more active like the right one.
SHARP: So you feel nature is so crazy to have made it that way. It contains the
pumping Side of the heart that is why it is inactive.
GENIUS:_I have to take precautions and this will exert a gigantic increase in th
e labour force or man power

SHARP: I love you very much Gen, I really wish I could be yours.
GENIUS: What do you mean, can the degree of love be measure (tested) in the lab,
if so then let’s go.
SHARP: You seem to be a loveless creature, try to wake up.
GENIUS: I think I have to made a love meter (lovometer)
SHARP: When a man is staring he doesn’t need to put behind love your image is in
the thought of every girl in this country.
GENIUS: That is not my cup of tea, if our forefathers had spent their stay on ea
rth making Playboys and playgirls, you will not have seen the commercial avenue,
no mention will have been constructed in this country, for instance the pyramid
s.

SHARP: You have won many awards is that not enough?


GENIUS: That is not
SHARP: Why are you putting on academic Rub? You are a dropped out, your mates ar
e doctors and PHD holders today and you are only roaming around.
GENIUS: Have they won even a fraudulent award. I pray I should never have that.
SHARP: Why? You are jealous, no honor for you.
GENIUS: What are they doing with it? PHD Poor Hopeless Drunkards!
SHARP: I have a lot of sentiments for you.
GENIUS: Oh I don’t love me highly emotional or sentimental girls because they ca
n quickly die because of premarital fault.
FAMOUS: The Helm have propose a huge sum for those who discover the means to ext
ract
The gold
GENIUS: What I initiated has taken those top scientists their career.

SHARP: What is the secret behind your success Genius?


GENIUS: Hard work and courage can make a man to suck milk from the nipples of th
e lioness. I am going for a distraction.
SHARP: With me.
GENIUS: To play card! What do you want from me? Haven’t YOU SEEN BETTER BOYS? I
MY ONLY available for girls only at 45 and at 55 I pray I be going out of the ea
rth , for now I don’t full around with old maid.
SHARP: Lets take a car to where you are going.
GENIUS: Cars are the worse thing I hate on earth.
SHARP: Why? But you have been asked to pay for the fair.
GENIUS: I am faith up with things because my G-mum compound use to looked like t
he
Detroit of African!
(Silence)
HIVE: When a woman desperately needs a man she can be up to date within a couple
of hours So men wash out girls nibbles at bait love always end up in the Damocl
es.
FAMOUS: Not Quiet.
HIVE: Since we are good friends I am going to inquire.
FAMOUS: I will also do my best. We shall only meet in school tomorrow.

(In school)
FAMOUS: You this Genius, YOU are ALWAYS IN problems, what again?
GENIUS: I used my Chemistry exams fees for a Drama competition.
FAMOUS: You are joking with your academic work Genius.
GENIUS: Life today is a lucky game, you got to diversify or cross pollinate your
aspiration before you can be a bread winner today.
FAMOUS: But that is not your field.
GENIUS: AT TIMES a GOOD HOBBIES CAN BECOMES A CAREER AND A
CAREER BECOMES A HOBBY, FAILURE WOULD HAVE BEEN COMPENSATED.
MENTOR: You have to pay the money whether you dropped the subject or not.
FAMOUS: Genius looks at how you have gone in to problems.
GENIUS: Famous you are short sighted, I haven’t eaten the money but I am happy i
t is used for further investment.
FAMOUS: The Mentor is saying you are not going to attain the Philosophic class.

GENIUS: You are glad to be my rival in my absence.


FAMOUS: I feel for you Genius.
GENIUS: I am going to see him even if it means going on interest.
FAMOUS: You are already a small risk bearer an example of what a student should
never be.
MENTOR: That is school money; attain the class just for today because I am start
ing a new Topic.
GENIUS: Thank you sir.
MENTOR: Everybody should be quiet, Nneh Lillian William’s theory of Humanity aga
inst
Humanity is the impending heritage and not inborn, which is due to rivaling
Religious or nations trying to suppress smaller once and the triumphant Survival
of superior arsenals in the expense of human feelings and they Disgruntle-ness
of they oppress as against the wealthy class (regime) and hatred Due to racial s
egregation and she added that when this theory will fail Humanity will be at eas
e.
GENIUS: That theory is not yet legalize. I will call the police, and consequentl
y arms
Makers will be angry sir.
MENTOR: Who said it, if you can’t own up the whole class will go down for punis
hment.
GENIUS: I am the want.
MENTOR: Pass out; you are studying on credit and making comments and the person
playing
That music should follow him.
GENIUS: I hate school! I hate school!
MENTOR: Come here, have you done your assignment? HE WHO HATE SCHOOL HATE THE FU
TURE.
GENIUS: No sir.
MENTOR: Do you hate to fail?
GENIUS: No sir, i feel, I need some counseling sir. I was a baby born with teeth
.
FAMOUS: Who then stop you from chewing?
MENTOR: Look at how your uniform is it river blindness.
FAMOUS: Answer this question Genius what is really wrong with you.
GENIUS: At O-level I was the youngest in class but A-level I am the oldest in cl
ass.

MENTOR: It is never too late, academic ladder may delay but out there you may be
the boss of all.
GENIUS: Along the line I became unintelligent and cram work couldn’t help me out
, I hope
Research will trolley me to success.
MENTOR: That could do but you need back up, find a day and see, you need a lot o
f orientation.
GENIUS: What about the disgruntle-ness of arm’s makers?
MENTOR: If arms makers are not against world peace then they shall take to alter
native trades and see you guys’ next class.
FAMOUS: This Quiet her bag is always loaded with Novels and Snacks.
GENIUS: Is she still in Kindergaden and what was you doing in her bag.

SCENE IV
The triumphant returned
Main character : HIVE
OPINIONLEADER: My wife it is nice we spend this vacation in the countryside.
WIFE: You are right our kids will be open (expose) to home values.
OPINIONLEADER: I always lack no time to appreciate the person who gave me this k
ind of exemplary wife. We will get marry every hour in life.
WIFE: It is only the almighty that is capable of bonding two hearts that beat to
gether; I believe he did his best to sandwich this reprocracy and mutuality.
OPINION.L: Since you are taking care of your under wears, House help.
HOUSEHELP: Uncle, I am coming.
OPINION.L: Tell they kids to get ready for a trip to the village, beside that pi
ck up their Necessary needs then rush to the market and pick a bag of rice ,Sal
t and what?
HOUSE.H: It is better you call on auntie to do it.
OPINION.L: You are right, call for her.
HOUSE.H: Aunty Uncle is calling on you.
WIFE: Tell him I am bathing; if he needs me immediately let him meet me here.
OPINION.L: I am late for an appointment and go roast me those trotters.
WIFE: Look through the window, the neighbor’s Guard has stolen from the opposite
one.
OPINION.L: So guards need to be guarded!
WIFE: Sure...
OPINION.L: If you have some thing to add, do so, so that we can buy enough that
will
Sustain us there.

(Hive comes into the room)


HIVE: Mummy, I will not go to the countryside.
OPINION.L: Hive you have be coming a big boy and so you don’t just have to pop i
nto your mummy’s room when she is putting her under wears.

HIVE: But I have the right to my mum when ever I need her help.
OPINION.L: I haven’t hurt you but you can pop in when I am naked not your mum.
HIVE: Same with my elder sister Steady.
OPINION.L: She can do that exclusively to your mum.
HIVE: What is the meaning of all this barriers in my own house for?
OPINION.L: You will know it better when you grow up to be on your own.
HIVE: I love you all I will never live without you people.
OPINION.L: Hive look we are to see G-dad tonight is I still putting with him?
HAVE: No, but I have understood without growing up and I don’t really cherish th
e idea of Villaging because I read a story in school that everybody who comes of
age in the Village is a wizard.
OPINION.L: Hive.
HIVE: Dad.
OPINION.L: Dress up your kid sisters lets go out for sight seeing.
HAVE: I will do so.
(In the room)
STEADY: Hive when daddy wants us to do something against our Will he will always
offer us some flattery toys and juices from the super market.
HIVE: There is need for us to be close to nature, kids these days have over arti
ficialized.
STEADY: ARE YOU AGAINST MODERNISM.
HIVE: No but when I was making sport this morning those « Enagaboco » that I use
to pity them by sharing my snacks with, insulted me that I am a fragile kid of
a high class parentage, I can not even for a minute I am already patting like
an obese bull dog.
STEADY: Don’t mine them.
HIVE: But Steady why are still looking down about going to the village?
STEADY: No friend! No Cinema hall.
HIVE: Steady you are near-madness! You think those environmentalists are crazy t
o be singing about protecting and conservation of biodiversity for future genera
tions?
STEADY: It is their business! I am not just interested in villaging! Enough is e
nough.
OPINION.L: What are you saying?

STEADY: I can’t really tell you daddy.


OPINION.L: The environmental science you are reading end up in classroom.
STEADY: No daddy.
OPINION.L: I thought you will have been the first to accept the initiative.
STEADY: I am sorry dad kids take discussions before reasoning.
OPINION.L: You ought to be.
STEADY: I have remembered our Mentor said we are not going for field trip before
taking EXAMS.
OPINION.L: But this trip shall be your best bet.
STEADY: I will bring good spacemen’s for the school and Geology lab in particula
r and my Name will remember for time.
OPINION.L: You have started seeing far.
STEADY: Daddy you know how to convince.
OPINION.L: It was passed down even sweating.
STEADY: But that can’t be back up biologically.
OPINION.L: But you can carry out research on that and a Nobel Prize will be your
s.
STEADY: I winning that, it is for ageing people, laziness is passed down to me.
PINION.L: There is nobody like that in my family perhaps from your mum’s Clan.
STEADY: Why do you men always feel that women are always pervasive?
OPINION.L: That is not really true but what you need now is encouragement and de
termination. Those who made it in the science field were not near average since
they were rejected, they equally press-hard, and today their Names are found in
all the science texts.
(Silence)
HAVE: I have to say bye to my girlfriend.
STEADY: Extend my Hi to her.
HIVE: I have heard but you know you are the elder, please for some coins.
STEADY: When you wish to extort something from me that is when you know I am you
r elder sister but you can use your bike?
HIVE: The pedal is out of order.

STEADY: THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE ARE GIVING THE SAME ALLOWANCE but have this.
HIVE: That is why I love you, have you ever seen children-loving an Uncle who do
esn’t have
Money or bring them sweets.
STEADY: That is the case today.
HIVE: Don’t tell dad where I have gone.
STEADY: If he asks?
HIVE: To play ball.
STEADY: He knows you don’t love the game of foot.
HIVE: I went for an elucidation in the last lesion.
STEADY: You have a domestic Mentor but I know what I will tell him.
HIVE: WHAT?
STEADY: That you have started dating girls.
HIVE: You are jealous because i have the right to move out of here more than you
, okay tell
Him any thing I am a big boy.
STEADY: I don’t really love that girl.
HIVE: I can remember you were the one who said QUIET is the kind of stuff we can
go beyond lovers and I hold that strong.
STEADY: One can’t joke with you, I just wanted to know the degree of love you ha
ve for her.
HIVE: Why not used a thermometer.
STEADY: I have delayed you bye, I am going to sleep.

(Sentimental song)
HIVE: Hi Quiet, I hope your old people are not around.
QUIET: Are you coming with bobble mind?
HIVE: Not really.
QUIET: Have a seat.

HIVE: Put on the computer game.


QUIET: What are you branding?
HIVE: A Fata is too much.
QUIET: You have started again.
HIVE: We are going to the countryside this evening, my like will miss you.

QUIET: Lucky you, I have never been opportune to it make to my village of origin
.
HIVE: Are you provoking me.
QUIET: Take heart, it is not going to be the end of time with me, even though I
haven’t really
Consider your request the ultimate.
HIVE: I never expect up till this extend from you.
QUIET: So you thought I was a social phobic?
HIVE: No but you name is the true portrait of you and I really, really adore qui
et girls, and your quest for knowledge.
QUIET: You are welcome and I guess you are eager to tell me something.
HIVE: I had nocturnal emission with you last night.
QUIET: I don’t really know what you are trying to saw.
HIVE: I mean… I mean…
QUIET: Go on you are stepping into your boy hood and you are that unbowl.
HIVE: I don’t really know how I can break it down.

QUIET: You have always considered me too teenage but I am in low sixth-eh.

HIVE: Look if somebody peep us.


QUIET: Not even the mirror.
HIVE: I have wet dreams with you.
QUIET: Same with me but that hasn’t claimed the fact that I have falling.
HIVE: What are you narrowing about? Do you know how to love very well?
QUIET: I am a novice in the game but we can just be friends for now.
HIVE: I NEED YOU. I HAVE BEEN PRETENDING FOR LONG, that I don’t love you.
QUIET: My parents are back soon.
HIVE: Just a French kiss is enough for this beginning.
QUIET: FEDELITY TO (BOYS) IS LIKE A CANDLE WIND VANN, I don’t want to be a just
for a day.

HIVE: I promise the nightmarish behind loneliness in your life have decay from n
ow on.
QUIET: You had been of a great consolation to me.
HIVE: Don’t mention, but the deep kisses are not coming.
QUIET: It is too early.
HIVE: Look at me inside my eyes.
QUIET: Have a nice journey.
HIVE: CLOSE your gate.
(Talking alone)
QUIET: I thought I could side step from this but he is so nice looking, so chiva
lrous to be let down, he has shown me that he needs me and my entire life I mu
st belong to him next time, all girls are roses, my entire life will be at a sat
iate with him.
(Talking alone)
HIVE: Quiet is a very luscious one, she will claim my life till grave point, wit
h her love is at juniper, a bunch of expiring girls mock at her because she was
still embedded with enough beauty that could ran a man loony but the scars on he
r tibias could tell the story of her whole life, but if she rid me she will be r
uining her chances with a smile, I am such a lad that love at first sight mean t
wice than a bad season but if she take a wrong step from my life she will get lo
st forever, I have had my love sat on the dust for long...
(Ringing the gate bell)
STEADY: What is at the gate?
HIVE: Hive.
STEADY: Wait, let me get the key.
HIVE: Be on the haste.
STEADY: When you were with her, you were not on such haste, so it is me that you
will
Come to pressurize, if you joke you will be a guard this night.
HIVE: Quiet said Hi and she is angry with you because of no phone calls.
STEADY: But she has to understand that she is becoming a big girl, so she need p
eople like by her side.
HIVE: You too, I hope you will soon get out of the refrigerator.
(Car hooting)
STEADY: That is daddy car approaching.
OPINION.L: I hope you guys have gotten set.
STEADY: We are more than ready.
HIVE: Who told you?
OPINION.L: By the way what are you guys doing out of the gate this late, next ti
me you have to hurry when opening the gate because I can be track down by robber
s.
HIVE: Steady you heard what that thief is saying, the entire bush that he used t
o pass with his car robbers can’t attack him, and they will be foolish to do it
here with light and security Websites around.
STEADY: Don’t mine him; the way he was wobbling, I realized this was the first t
ime he has gotten drunk.
HAVE: He wish to go and freighting those villagers but I love night journeys.
STEADY: I love to see places.
HIVE: You and that your village, you will soon get married to a villager.
STEADY: What is bad in that if he is educated, daddy has once been a villager bu
t today no trace is left, what women need from their husbands does mutual unders
tand.
HIVE: You can be a good love lecturer; I am going to my flat.
STEADY: You have only a room up there and you are calling it your flat?
HIVE: Since it is all empty, I am like a king without a kingdom!
STEADY: But you can’t be like a husband without a wife? Who is the guy camping w
ith you?
HIVE: He was my kindergarten mate.
STEADY: We got to leave tonight and he is a nice guy.
HIVE: And so...
STEADY: Dad doesn’t know somebody is hibernating here. Hive, I am at choosy!
HIVE: It seems you are in love, take care; choosy-girls are suicide prone!
STEADY: I will see what I can do to walk a way from that.
HIVE: Go to your wet blank I will see what I can do?
STEADY: You are funny, so one can’t appreciate a boy.
HIVE: LOOK at her, have you ever admire a boy, but I am keeping him because we
Don’t know tomorrow, even one of the last threes in class can be the boss of the
y top threes.
STEADY: You mean he was a dull boy.
HIVE: YOU girls reason very low and slow that was a life example, when you see u
nderdog people help them well.
STEADY: Where will he stay when we will leave?

HIVE: My allowance is not enough to rent him a room but I will connect him to a
friend in town.
STEADY: Take this add to what you have and ask him to pick a room for him self,
I will see what I can do when we are back.
HIVE: This is a turning point in your life.
STEADY: But life has to change.
HIVE: Ram I told you we are leaving for the countryside, I and my sister have ra
ised this sum to enable you has a room for your self.
RAM: Thank you very much; words alone can’t express my joy.
HIVE: Even my son will not be able to reword you on what you did to me.
RAM: Extend my thanks to your sister.
(The car engine on)
OPINION.L: Get all bags put in the car boot.
HIVE: Home sick daddy is ready Steady.
OPINION.L: Have we got all the basic things?
WIFE: Almost but we are going to pick some along the way.
OPINION.L: HIVE, lock all the rooms and bring all the keys.
HIVE: Yes dad.
In the car
OPINION.L: Hive and Steady you take care of those kids and make sure you put on
your site BELL.
STEADY: I will have love to site in front and I hate night traveling.
OPINION.L: That is your mum site and why do you hate it?
TEADY: No experiences daddy.
OPINION.L: On our way back it will not be dark.
STEADY: I hope so.
OPINION.L: In those days we used to plight this road barefooted and kids these d
ays will talk of human rights.
HIVE: That is revolution.
OPINION.L: It is just that I promised to my life that my kids will never-never s
uffer or pass through what I saw. Like wise none of you will come to town again.
WIFE: That is a Heavenly decision, more grease to your elbows.

HIVE
Put on some Rap.
OPINION.L
I have become your driver because you are sitting on the owner seat you got the
guts to make comments if youngfull age wasn’t the time for foolish cr
azy drive , young will never love youngfulness.
WIFE
Put on that Church tape.
HIVE
What reason in the world?
WIFE
Don’t you know that we are on a journey, any thing can happen.
HIVE
You are afraid of death.
OPINION.L
You this Hive you are coming very pompous.
WIFE
It seems he has started dating girls.
OPINION.L
Let me tell you in own days we were S T D free, we could do and undo but
You these youngsters you have to take precautions.
STEADY
The highest privation is Quarantine by std owners.
OPINION.L
They are scorn and jilt in the society that is why they tend to spread it.
WIFE
All this men that got HIV bought it with their own MONEY.
OPINION.L
What are you talking about? Women are thy sellers of it.
STEADY
One day a drug will be as common that of Malaria.
OPINION.L
Youths feels that the search for the cure is only reserve for ageing people.
HIVE
I have an idea if we can incarcerate premarital circumcision or hibernated the W
hite blood cells of the affected person.
OPINION.L
Opportunistic infection will step in
HIVE
That is curable and on the other hand will die of starvation.

WIFE: I hope you will go to the university teaching hospital before proving that
.
COMEDY: Daddy why is the road to your village so long and many corners?
OPINION.L: We soon reach.
WIFE: G.dad must have been waiting for us for long.
OPINION.L: We are just a km a way.
HIVE: This place is better than how I thought.
(Shouting)
G.DAD: You are welcome my son.
G.MUM. you are welcome my daughter.
WIFE: Yes Mama. Hive I know you are tire but try to help those kids off load the
boot.
OPINION.L: Daddy how is every thing?
G.DAD: I am almost growing sightless!
OPINION.L: That is why I delayed my trip to buy these lenses.
G.DAD: Thank you very much my son.

OPINION.L: My wife try to arrange how they kids are going to pass the night, why
Stead should bath Comedy and Sharp.
STEADY: There is no shower daddy!
WIFE: Take a bucket.
STEADY: Manual bathing I have never done that.
PINION.L: Steady you must reason we are in the village and I have brought you he
re to learn because you don’t know life will flink you.
STEADY: You are blaming as if it is my fault? THIS IS YOUR PLACE OF BIRTH YOU NE
ED TO IMPROVE LIFE WELFARE LIKE OTHERS ARE DOING.
OPINION.L: That is what I am hunting for.
WIFE: Good morning kids, how did you passed the night?
HIVE: We don’t need air conditional here again.
WIFE: Steady joins me in the kitchen why Hive and his dad are walking around.
(Bird are singing)
HIVE: No breakfast.

WIFE: We are in the village it is combine with lunch.


OPINION.L: I and my wife are going to visit some elders so Steady takes proper c
are of the kids.
STEADY: They kids are saying that you should buy them ice cream.
WIFE: I been telling you time and again that those thing are not here
G.DAD: Hive was they kids?
STEADY: They are brushing their teeth.
G.DAD: Call them here.
STEADY: Comedy and Sharp.
COMEDY: We are coming.
HIVE: There still brushing their teeth.
STEADY: THEY DON’T BRUSH TEETHS OUT OF THE BATH ROOM.
G.DAD: Cease all those tooth brushes from them and give them this chewing stick.

STEADY: What for?


G.DAD: You are here for traditional studies.
STEADY: I have understood you but we are not used to this system from child hood
.
G.DAD: Thank you for explaining to me.
G.MUM: These kids neither have male or female names.
G.DAD: That is there world today.
STEADY: Hive call for THEY KIDS we need to have a story telling circle with G.DA
D.
G.DAD: You should never be the first to give a hand shake to an elder, cross you
r legs in front of elder, on pockets your hands.
HIVE: That is being much backed word, I will refuse to bent down and clap in fro
nt of the chief he is a human being like us.
G.DAD: The day you will come here begging for titles that is when you will pay a
heavy ransom.
HIVE: I am not a kidnapper.
STEADY: Hive comes here, when you are talking to elders try to please them, don’
t be an ageist, you will one day be like them.
HIVE: comedy and Sharp were seriously beaten by a certain poisonous weed when th
ey took a walked around the compound.
G.DAD: It is a weed with a defensive ability and it makes kids to grow stronger
and to have resistance to their surrounding.
STEADY: I suggest we take them to the hospital.
OPINION.L: I BROUGHT them here for this experience; I hope they will have their
own story to tell.
G .DAD: LOOK FOR PALM OIL RUB ROUND THEM.
HIVE: That can’t happen.
G.DAD: Are they super children more than those once running out side.
HIVE: G.dad you compare Comedy and Sharp with those wild animals (beast) in the
name of children.
G.DAD: It is just that I love you like wise this children will be sick for live,
this is the same way a child who was destine to be the president grow up.
HIVE: His children are more privileged, more comfortable, and have a guaranteed
future.
OPINION.L: Hive you have to understand, along the line he became a super human e
ven if he is as good as a goose, people will still try to hurt him by tracking h
is kids down. That is why they are more secure.
HIVE: The common man dream is to be the head of state.

OPINION.L: If he is more than hard working.


HIVE: If that is what it takes, then the chances are really slim.
WIFE: There are others aspirations in life.
HIVE: What do you mean mum?
WIFE: LIFE IS A SEA OF ALTERNATIVE(S).
OPINION.L: AND AN OCEAN OF MISFORTURNE(S).
HIVE: I will be a showman.
OPINION.L: I will disown you.
HIVE: Me too, if that will be possible through DNA.
OPINION.L: You have the guts to talk to me like that; I never spoke to my dad th
at way.
HIVE: By then freedom of speech was still jail! OR SHOULD I ASK HIM?
WIFE: You are right Hive but you have to seal your lips when you are talking to
adults.
COMEDY: Mummy it is out of place being here.
HIVE: She is right.
WIFE: SHE wasn’t talking to you Hive.
HIVE: These natives are walking in the dark as if they posse’s nocturnal vision.
STEADY: You this Hive you are becoming so harsh with your tongue.
SHARP: WHEN ARE WE GOING?
WIFE: Tonight.
OPINION.L: For the benefit of Steady we must start going tomorrow.
WIFE: Why?
OPINION.L: She has to do some wheel screen to pornography studies.
WIFE: But she can make a separate trip here.
STEADY: It will be nostalgia.
OPINION.L: You will budget for that my wife.
WIFE: My account is empty.*
OPINION.L: Women always react before they reason.
WIFE: I have always told you to stop belittling me in front of these kids.
OPINION.L: I am sorry but you should stop dishing out low key suggestions in fro
nt of kids.
STEADY: I hope G.dad knows that we are living this morning.
OPINION.L: Only him alone.
HIVE: G.DAD IS CALLING FOR US FOR LIBELTION.
STEADY: These people can’t do without their believed?
OPINION.L: It is part and parcel of their lives.
WIFE: Good night every body.
OPINION.L: It is 6: 00 clock get they kids up.
WIFE: Hive you make sure every thing is put inside the boot.
SHARP: We are out of boredom.
OPINION.L: Stay well.
WIFE: what are those huge rocks doing in the car boot?
STEADY: They belong to me.
HIVE: She is a bricklayer.
OPINION.L: Short off!
STEADY: There are my spacemen’s for the Geology lab.
OPINION.L: I never knew i have a very precocious daughter.
STEADY: Hive wish to be a lazy man sitting in the Office and signing fraudulent
documents
WIFE: I DON’T LOVE GRIEF FOR GRIEF.
G.DAD: Bye everybody.
(Car engine on)
OPINION.L: We have been traveling for 3km, No comment.
STEADY: It seems the devil has passed in.
WIFE: Hive this is the time you have to be questing.
OPINION.L: When I was at his age I couldn’t bear passing 30 minutes with an elde
r without ASKING A QUESTION.
HIVE: What is the different between intelligence and talent?
WIFE: There are synonyms.
OPINION.L: Intelligence is acquired but talent is what you are born with.
STEADY: Why is it that foot ballers have to pass through school?
OPINION.L: That is to refine their talent.
HIVE: Is prostitution a talent?
WIFE: That is truism.
OPINION.L: You have to be open to these kids. Girls are fools polished by beauty
!
WIFE: Change will teach them. Women are geniuses polished by love and age.
OPINION.L: They will instead mess if they grow up without knowing.
HIVE: I have asked but daddy so-go-on…
OPINION.L: The fields of women activities are limited. SO MOST OF THE FEELS THAT
BEING STREETW ALKER IS A SPRING BOARD TO SUCCESS.
WIFE: That is not the case.
HIVE: A woman will always defend a woman.
OPINION.L: What is the case?
WIFE: I am not your library.
OPINION.L: You always mastermind your self.
WIFE: I have told this Hive to stop asking foolish questions.
OPINION.L: My wife look we have more girls than boys, it is our duty to bring th
em up the way their lives will not suffer social frustration.
WIFE: Tell them and allow me in peace.
OPINION.L: My daughters. Yes! Yes! Yes daddy.
OPINION.L: Give me your ears and you can close your eyes.
STEADY: You are too funny daddy.
OPINION.L: Prostitution does not only reward poverty but some unscrupulous girls
use it to compensate the scarcity of men.
COMEDY: What do you mean daddy?
OPINION.L: No woman was born in this world without her husband but if you are no
t patient you will end up a sex seller.
WIFE: If the dog is too patient all the bones will disappear.
SHARP: What is talent now?
WIFE: Natural ability to create or do things.
STEADY: What beauty contest?
OPINION.L: That is real prostitution as a talent.
STEADY: Why do you not inform the neighbors before we left?
OPINION.L: I wanted our trip to take the form of your name.
COMEDY: I ever forgot.
WIFE: What?
COMEDY: My teeth’s asked me to inquire the extract meaning of my name and why yo
u me gave me?
WIFE: Ask your dad.
OPINION.L: If I wasn’t there?
WIFE: But it takes two to make one.
OPINION.L: That is why I don’t want our parental hood to be one sided.
WIFE: The meaning of your name is stories that start good and end nicely.
COMEDY: What a good meaning if there were name competition I will have been one
of the contestants.
OPINION.L: THE REASON I GAVE YOU THAT NAME IS TO ENCOURAGE YOU THAT LIFE IS
A CONTNUES STRUGGLE.
STEADY: Hive what is your own view about this name?
HIVE: It will be a tragicomedy!
STEADY: Hive why are you saying so?
HIVE: This because life is undulating and it’s not as smooth as daddy feels.
SHARP: Daddy Comedy is crying!
OPINION.L: His provocation is too much, my wife what can we to him?
WIFE: Punish him when we reach home.
OPINION.L: I want it now.
SHARP: He should walk on his legs for 2.5km.
OPINION.L: That is a good idea; we are left 2km to the lunch spot let me part an
d go out.
HIVE: I will never do it again, please mummy plead for me.
COMEDY: Look at him through the back screen.
STEADY: Why are you people laughing at him next time it maybe you?
WIFE: You people should stop that rotten mouth, my husband that is my only son a
nd if I loose him I will never come close to a male kid.
OPINION.L: That is your problem.
WIFE: By the way I am in my post menses; you can still give birth to male kids e
ven at 80!

OPINION.L: He is a man, he deserve experience to enrich his male hood and that i
s part of the militaristic training (career) I had been planning for him.
WIFE: That is a horrendous art! Not to my son, stop this car, I will drop down a
nd meet him.

STEADY: Mummy I can’t locate him through the driving mirror.


(TALKING ALONE)
HIVE: Why is dad treating me this way, I can’t cover this distance with legs aga
in, and what can I do to help my self?
DRIVER: Can I help you.
HIVE: I have half way fair.
DRIVER: This not your father’s car.
HIVE: I am so foolish I was not supposed to tell him what I had.
DRIVER: (2nd) where are you going to?
HIVE: To the lunch spot.
DRIVER (2nd): Give me the full fair.

HIVE: Go away what kind of trouble is this?

DRIVER (2nd): The poor will perish.


HIVE: What can I do now? I have to use my brain where is my own commonsense.
BULL: It is not common.
Hive: can you help me.
BULL: Yes.
HIVE: Can I have old roller skate?
BULL: My son has one.
HIVE: How far from here to your resident?
BULL: About 1.5 to 2km.
HIVE: That is impossible. It will mean covering more than the distance i have le
ft.
BULL: You can do some pony trekking.
HIVE: That is madness, I am not on a pressure trip and the cost of hiring it can
take part of my life saving.
BULL: ALL LEFT TO YOUN I AM GOING.
Hive: Where is the market?
Bull: About 50 stones away from here.
Hive: THIS GUY MOST SURELY BE MAD? I AM NOT ASKING FOR THE WEIGHT OF THE MARKET.
BULL: I am sorry it is 50m from here.
(In the market)
HIVE: How much is the cost of this skate?
GENIUS: 2 DOLLARS? Eh Hive it is you.
HIVE: What are you doing here?
GENIUS: My researches haven’t matured.
HIVE: Last price is half.
GENIUS: Big you! Do it quick I am packing, in business will don’t know friends.
HIVE: Take you money and un-tight it.
GENIUS: You can’t do this 2km on skate alone; you have to hold the bumper of a l
orry.
HIVE: That is good but if I am caught?
GENIUS: you will be handed to the police or you will be treated as their lorry b
oy right up to the next country.
HIVE: Tell me what to do?
GENIUS: Give me something.
HIVE: I don’t have, pity this situation.
GENIUS: Hold the lorry that has no driving mirror only, if you fail your trip wi
ll be triple.
HIVE: Thank you that is one approaching, just the type you told me about. What a
bout if they police stop the lorry for no driving mirror?
GENIUS: The police stop is beyond your destination! Bye...
(Talking alone)
HIVE: look at the risk I am taking, I will not talk to any of them but I have to
behave like a big boy.
(Brake down)
COMEDY: I have seen somebody passed behind that snake like lorry as Hive.
WIFE: But he’s got no rolling skate.
HIVE: I’m instead ahead of them.
SHARP: That is Hive.
WIFE: where.
SHARP: at the lunch spot.
OPINION.L: I told you not to bother, look how brave your son has become.
WIFE: don’t talk to me and you this Sharp you are the cause of all this.
OPINION.L: That was to teach him a lesson; at list he has something to about thi
s trip.
WIFE: Will you gain from this?
OPINION.L: I my days I was used to digging pits and filling them back.
HIV: You people thought you have hurt me but I have instead leant how to face li
fe and reason at the same time.
STEADY: Hive you are already a small Hero.
COMEDY: He is not even angry.
SHARP: He is laughing as if nothing has happen.
HIVE: What happen that I came before you people?
TEADY: We have a tyre puncture 20 minutes after the spare tyre exploded, if dad
wasn’t an experience driver, we all will have ran into an approaching jungle.
OPINION.L: Hive I have a surprise for you.
HIVE: That is not important.
STEADY: What is important?
HIVE: The experience, I never knew I could be as intelligence as that.
OPINION.L: If I had done that to these girls, they will have joined their mum to
hate me for life.
COMEDY: That will not have been enough.
OPINION.L: Hive from now on, you have a handsome allowance until you are on your
own.
COMEDY: Let’s go for lunch I am hungry.
(Noise in the market)
OPINION.L: Everybody shall choose what he or she will eat, for me I will eat roa
sted COCOYAMS and plantains and plums.
SHARP: I will eat roasted cocoyam, animal fat and avocado!

HIVE: Daddy your audiences are salivating.


STEADY: Hive you have come again.
SHARP: I will eat but hamburger and ice cake.
WIFE: No
HIVE: Mummy are you food-racist.
WIFE: No, there is no bakery here and she’s demanding silly things.
OPINION.L: Get this money buys a lot of bush meat and I will keep some for my fr
iend who is a forest guard.
HIVE: So you are the one promoting poaching.
WIFE: I hope everybody has eased his or her self.
HIVE: How can you be driving and eating? That is selfishness.
WIFE: Oh my GOD we have finally reached happily. I will get a bath and sleep til
l the cows are back.
(Silence)
OPINION.L: Everybody should observe a bath then face the super before going to i
n for sleeping competition.
HIVE: Steady doesn’t tell dad where I have gone to.
STEADY: Where are you going after this dark?
HIVE: To see Quiet.
STEADY: You are that mad in love?
HIVE: It is none of your business.
STEADY: Infatuated boy.
QUIET: WHO IS RINGING?

HIVE: Me.
QUIET: I am death my old people are in the house.
HIVE: But no car in the gate.
QUIET: Come in.
HIVE: I having you chest to chest am something I could not imagine.
QUIET: But my parents are soft now but never have you kissed me by surprise.
HIVE: I am sorry you know a child’s destine to be the most intelligent started b
y writing non sense too.
QUIET: How was your trip?
HIVE: My dad will be paying me as far as I start putting alone.
QUIET: For what?
HIVE: I did very cleaver things while in the countryside which he never expected
me to.
QUIET: You know I am not like others girls.
HIVE: We have to move from one night club to another.
QUIET: I don’t see with you at all.
HIVE: What do you expect me to do with this huge sum of money at my youthful age
?
QUIET: That is a trap!
HIVE: Quiet you are crazy! Okay how?
QUIET: I BET YOU MY MUM. You will not enter into that trap until the day you cea
se to be my Hive.
HIVE: My death body will not.
QUIET: All boys are humble at the beginning.

HIVE: Your name is an image of what boy’s desire from girls.


QUIET: Hive means busy and hardworking and that is the something we desire from
boys.
HIVE: We are square pet in a square hole.
QUIET: Take that money every month used just a small part of it and open an acco
unt for the rest.
HIVE: I knew after yearning for love I will pick up some one who is reasonable t
han my mum.
QUIET: You are crossing the border because of me, you don’t have to insult your
mum.
HIVE: I am sorry.
QUIET: It is okay.
HIVE: How about the kisses you promised me?
QUIET: You can’t forget something; by the way it is too early.
HIVE: I have told you relentlessly that delayance is not the true test of love a
nd in addition to that right thinking boys do not take advantage of girls that d
on’t wish to love the right guys.
QUIET: YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE BOWL BUT YOU ARE TOO SHY, so I need to say yes b
efore you know i love you.
HIVE: look at your house like an intercontinental ship, so you want me to go ins
ide of you without permission and jail will remain my entire grave.
QUIET: You are 1000 time shy than an owl before dark.
HIVE: Okay coma up to for a fore play.
QUIET: On the gate, if I get arouse you will leave soon and a lonely night will
be beside me.
HIVE: I need to have the smell of my female body on me this night.
QUIET: As you have insisted come on to me naked until something stop you.
HIVE: That is impossible; we can’t do this on the road.
QUIET: Only the moon can betray us (apart from the moon nothing can betray us).
HIVE: Give me your hand.
QUIET: The front of your trousers have bulge.
HIVE: What is wrong in that?
QUIET: Caress me as an old widower! Oh my love, you are so succulent, my diary w
ill take note of this day.
HIVE: I hope your mum can’t pop into it.
QUIET: I will keep it out of reach of mums because she doesn’t want me to know w
hat she knew it is twice the age of my kid brother.
HIVE: I never knew love was so sugary.
QUIET: You have reached your first orgasm and you are being carried away.
HIVE: Good night my life orgasm!
QUIET: You have got what you were after; you are just started to loose taste.
HIVE: Quiet that is not the case, I have traveled all along and I have jumped ov
er the window to meet you this late, if you are ready to send me away then that
is a giant error.
QUIET: Good night and don’t remember me.
HIVE: I have told you to stop philosophy our affair.
QUIET: Bye
(On the gate)
HIVE: Steady! Steady!
STEADY: Who is that?
HIVE: Don’t put on the light.
STEADY: Next time I will not.
HIVE: Thank you.
(Talking alone)
STEADY: What in the world will I have such a boy who is so loving like my brothe
r but
Ram will, he is the first boy I fell in love with, I hope he will one day ask me
out.
WIFE: Hive has started keeping late night.
Enter OPINION.L
OPINION.L: We will take him to the Doctor so that he can select what is making h
im attracted to girls out of his food.
WIFE: You are some time funny.
OPNION.L: What can we do? He even stole my condoms the other day.
WIFE: He supposes to have a fiancé by now, if he snatch your condoms it better t
han going in naked.
OPNION.L: What about his elder sister?

(In the kitchen)


STEADY: Hive is badly in love he calls the girl’s name even when he is sirstaing
, he broke glasses this morning and have registered several knock on his head in
the door cross-bar.
WIFE: No doubt the number of love pompous on his face has increase.
STEADY: I BELIEVE HE IS READY TO WED.
WIFE: At 20.
STEADY: He will.
HIVE: If I am going to marry Quiet no marry ground for her, no sex kiss in the a
ltar.
WIFE: Why those complexes?
HIVE: Even though I am getting married under age, nearly all the marries that ha
ve been
Super honor have end up in the waiting palms of devoice
WIFE: That is too harsh at your age.
HIVE: I am going to make Quiet the first girl to ignore those rules,
I love he her more than life it self.
WIFE: Then you will not wed again.
HIVE: Kisses or a good caress of woman have never increases the beauty or handso
me of a child.
WIFE: I have always warned you with those your silly question.
HIVE: I have the right to quest.
WIFE: You are disturbing.
HIVE: No mama kissing in altar is promiscuity in church.
WIFE: That is legally accepted.
(COUNTRY MUSIC)
QUIET: We are now sharing the same flat.
HIVE: Bring hot water.
QUIET: At what temperature?
HIVE: At clitoris temperature.
QIUET: Hive I have told you about this your expensive jokes.
HIVE: I was supposed to be an actor.
QIUET: What happened?
(Rab)
HIVE: My dad stood against.
QIUET: It is not too late and you have even remembered me.
HIVE: About what?
QUIET: When I was small I saw how a girl suffered from female mutilation and I m
ade it a top priority to fight against it to the extreme.
HIVE: You need to take classes in women’s study.
QUIET: That is necessary for now.
HIVE: For you to convince those under privilege women, you need funds, you need
the talent and a micro women project because some time it is idleness that pushe
s them into such practice.
QUIET: But the legacy of my G.dad is enough to train trainers who will go to fie
ld.
HIVE: Or you get involve in Donors organizations.
QUIET: That is a good idea what else?
HIVE: You have to convince them on how the cutting of the clitoris is damage to
a girl child’s sexual health and offer prizes to those who are not mutilated.
QUIET: We have to do something to those already mutilated because it is them who
go around forcing others.
HIVE: You still have to thrive about molesting of young girls and others from of
valence against women but mine your self some like it the way mention above.
QUIET: That will be the top of the agenda of the NGO, I am about to create and i
t will only train they victims of the above and they will have a minor salary an
d will also move about to disseminate gifts and lectures to young girls and thei
r parents on the jeopardy behind this practice.
HIVE: I love to have an iron lady but you have to understand you near house wife
and you have to take care of me and the kids we are going to put forth.
QUIET: That is not a problem, I have well organized time table but at the beginn
ing I will have a lot of engagements but towards the end, the job will be dissip
ated.
HIVE: We still owe our nuptial flight.
QIUET: You are right but you have to have a feeling of humor, for instance, if I
was mutilated? You wouldn’t have made a happy home with me and you told me at t
he beginning that everything about me inspires you.
(OPINION.L AND INSIDER)
INSIDER: I heard you went to on a journey.
OPINION.L: I went to meet the grass root people and also to solve family up risi
ngs.
INSIDER: What good news did you bring from there?
OPINION.L: Those who say AFRICA has no philosophers are just giving their oppone
nt or rival a bad name in order to kill her.
INSIDER: What are you really saying?
OPINION.L: I was very impress the way the HELM dish out a verdict.
INSIDER: On what aspect sir?
OPINION.L: The old land occupation in the east has have been solving orderly.
INSIDER: With what?
OPINION.L: Reconciliation policy.
INSIDER: What kind of impression do you hold for the Helm?
(Speech)
OPINION.L: When I at on he balcony observing the departure of the sun and arriva
l of the moon I realize that Africa philosophers have been for a dozen of centur
ies in the form of chieftaincy.
INSIDER: in what sense?
OPINION.L: Chieves are always right and they pass good verdicts without seeing t
he four walls of a law college.
INSIDER: What is your conclusion?
OPINION.L: Those who argue against the fact that Africa has no philosophy or phi
losophers are short sighted (myopia) because it appeared in Africa tens of decad
es before they were born and trained in schools, this chieves who have exist til
l today were able to disseminate love, and wisdom to their people by solving the
ir problems with true verdict and able to live in a cordial and solidarity
INSIDER: Do you have something to add?
OPINION.L: Not today.
INSIDER: Bye, I am going to interview the POSTULATOR.
OPINION.L: Greet him for me.
(In the parlor)
OPINION.L: Steady! Steady.
STEADY: Daddy!
OPINION.L: Dress up, we are going to see Hive in his flat at noon.
(Talking alone)
STEADY: WHAT ARE MINE STIIL DOING IN THIS ROOM? After picking up a Degree in COS
MOLOGY,oh God review to me my hidden husband, look at my kid brother. I will rem
ain man-less, I hope you listening to my prayers almighty.
COMEDY: I have just heard you praying that is why I wish to join you.
STEADY: Come on.
(Silence)
OPINION.L: I am already in the table.
STEADY: Have a nice meal daddy.
COMEDY: I read over a press that QUIET is having an NGO to take care of women’s
problems.
STEADY: I wish I was like her.
OPINION.L: God has a plan for everybody.
SHARP: You are right daddy.
OPINION.L: All of you should get into the car let’s go, I am not suppose to be l
ate for an Appointment.
(TV sound on)
QUIET: Welcome daddy and Steady, how are you?
STEADY: Quiet you are looking good.
QUIET: I am getting stress up these days.
STEADY: It appear you have taking in.
QUIET: You are right.
STEADY: You are a completed woman and not a complimented woman.
QUIET: Let’s go to the living room and meet others.
OPINION.L: Hive.
HIVE: DADDY.
OPINION.L: You are a fast son.
HIVE: There is a new abases that behind a successful woman there is a man.
OPINION.L: I remember your mum got pregnant for Steady just 600 hours in her mar
ries life.
HIVE: Daddy I wish to have a closest with you and Steady exclusively! COMEDY Sha
rp and Quiet could be washing cartoons.
OPINION.L: Hive gets on.
STEADY: There is something fishy or what has Quiet done so wrong?
HIVE: No.
OPINION.L: Why are you wasting time I got some where to go?
HIVE: I will discuss with her and she will tell you personally.
OPINION.L: I thought you are already big Hive, so you can’t assume my responsibi
lity over these kids!
HIVE: There is this guy who was camping in my room; I and Steady gave him a posi
tive support in his days of need.
OPINION.L: What else?
HIVE: He has picked up a good job in the aviation company and is asking for Stea
dy’s hand in marriage.
OPINION.L: What is his name?
HIVE: Ram.
OPINION.L: I hope he is going to Ram my daughter well.
HIVE: Aviators are not rakishness!
STEADY: Dad this is the first man I fell love with and I swore to my life I must
one day meet him and it has happened.
HIVE: I can remember I asked you and you refused.
STEADY: Hive, you know girls are born clumsy towards being open when emotional p
roblems are concerned.
HIVE: Let’s meet others in the living room.
QUIET: Food is ready, daddy eat before you go.
OPINION.L: I am in haste, they kids are going to eat and eat my own share.
QUIET: These are G.nuts.
OPINION.L: Put them inside the glove compartment.
COMEDY: Daddy doesn’t forget to stop at the pharmacy for my medications.
OPINION.L: Yes, Hive drive they kids home and good day.
STEADY: Whose cell phone is ringing?
HIVE: Mine, Comedy please rush for it in the love-room.
QUIET: Who is on the line?
HIVE: Oh, Ram is you.
RAM: What’s up men?
HIVE: Ends are rushing okay.
RAM: I am occupied as usual.
HIVE: Can you make it here now.
RAM: Certainly, what about the issue we talked about?
HIVE: I have made the require can tact and the ball is on your court.
RAM: It is so fast as if the love had preexisted.
HIVE: I have a surprise for you but I am guested.
RAM: I am already on my way.
STEADY: WHO WAS ON THE LINE?
HIVE: I thought it was RAM but it is rather his friend. Who is the kidest, you i
n Africa only the youngest among a group of persons is sent?
COMEDY: Sharp.
HIVE: Sharp open the gate for the August guest.
COMEDY: Roll out the red carper.
RAM: Who are those little girls?
HIVE: You don’t still know Comedy and Sharp?
RAM: They are grown ups now, I left when they were kids.
HIVE
This is Quiet my wife.
RAM
I thought you told me last time.
HIVE
Let’s go in.
RAM
What kind of set up is this? Why don’t you hitch me that Steady was here? Look a
t how un-forpist I am to meet glucose of my life.
HIVE
I just thought it wise that you guys could start wish a blind date since both of
you have been tantalizing for each other in a separate world and the only seal
of lovers is this situation and I hope you guys wouldn’t only reward my efforts
with blames.
STEADY
Hive I know how pushful you have been to me and my entire life.
HIVE
I hope you have started consuming alcohol you are a big man now.
RAM
I told my mum about this.
STEADY
What did she say?

RAM
From your name she already conclude that Steady is a good woman and she had star
ted your wedding shopping before death claimed her and even in her grave bed she
understood that Steady remained very instrumental in my life.
HIVE
Oh what a mixed feeling? Out my dad’s super happiness is unmentionable;
STEADY
Accept my condolence, that’s the world.
HIVE
We have to cease this opportunity to meet my parents.
(Car engine on)
RAM
You are right.
HIVE
Quiet get ready.

RAM
Hope we are going to take my car.
STEADY
Quiet should drive me and there kids while you guys’ trolleys with Ram’s car, so
as to expand the congregation.
HIVE
That is good but time has come for us to pull you out of the kids and you must s
tart assuming your responsibility.
RAM
That will take time Hive.
HIVE
We have to make this move look like a pre-wedding and the dress Steady is puttin
g on really looks like that of a mini-wedding.
QUIET
Ladies before gentlemen, for that reason our car has to be ahead.
HIVE
That old adage will be out of order when her heiress will be replaced by an heir
.
RAM
We even have some pertinent things to chat about
SHARP
It is better to co-drive.

HIVE
She has coinage it well.
RAM
What do girls really love in boys?
(Car radio on)
HIVE
Praising them always, you look good, your hair style is nice, huge guys bulging
of boys front trousers, you have to always give them a helping hand and THAT EXP
LAIN WHY WOMEN NEVER WANT(love) CHIVALROUS MEN TO BE CELIBATES
RAM
But those kinds of men haven’t been born by them.
HIVE
You have to be an old crook in the game of Done Juan but I don’t feel you are a
novice.
RAM
You are right.
HIVE
Take time not to be over shadow by discussion when driving.
RAM
I am an aviator this is a toy.
HIVE
I believe in the absence of heridony that is when women become really devils.
RAM
Others regard them as pleasure objects and not of your own point of view.
HIVE
But they are last human beings.
RAM
This idea of celibacy really increases the rate of old maids.
HIVE
But polygamous policy can drain them out of there streets.
RAM
That is noise-noise and secondary enslaver for the man.
HIVE
Men are engage in stress and wars that is why the marriage equation will never b
e balanced.
RAM
Making love with force and for a long time in one stand can really be a solution
to the scarcity of men in our so city.
HIVE
That will only give birth to brutal children but this our scientists should come
out with that device instead of making explosives, park the car well.
(Silence)
OPINION.L
What actually happened you bring the kids this late?
HIVE
Daddy greet my friend first, I will clarify you later.
OPINION.L
You are welcome and have a site, Hive who is he?
HIVE
He is the one I told you this morning, he coincidentally met us when you left.
OPINION.L
How is life my son?
RAM
EVERYTHING IS SMOOTH.
OPINION.L
Comedy and Sharp go to the room.
HIVE
No daddy they will soon be adults AND IT WILL THEIR TURN.
OPINION.L
I am strictly convince that Steady is destine for you but as you youngsters call
Marry hell but that is not the true meaning until you taste it, if both of you
have intimate assurance then we are only waiting on the wedding day.
HIVE
Daddy what about the marriage certificate?
OPINION.L
That is not a problem, before two people are considered married their conscious,
sentiments and souls must first fuse together before pieces of paper can come i
n later.
HIVE
This will be regarded as concubine.
OPINION.L
But fiancé ship doesn’t last for life.
RAM
Daddy is right, Hive that was witty of you.
OPINION.L
Ram what do you have to add?
RAM
My mum passed away when I needed her much that was high school time, then for my
Dad he will be here when I will be preparing for the wedding proper. No High sc
hool sweetheart could replace the big hole she created in the world for me…
OPINION.L
That’s the world my son. Sharp get the wine in the cupboard for libation.
RAM
I was the want who was supposed to buy.
OPINION.L
Don’t worry my son this is not the kind of marriage you are going to be pressuri
ze in.
RAM
I will be leaving and will be back in two week time.

OPINION.L
Let me impose a closet for you and Steady.
STEADY
Quiet come and let’s converse in the room while I am dressing up.
QUIET
Steady you are a lucky girl.
STEADY
Why say so?
QUIET
I hope nobody is listening.
STEADY
Yes.
QUIET
Most men that have lost their mum’s are selling like hot cake.
STEADY
I don’t understand you?
QUIET
You will his all and all! Nobody will control you but make sure you love him to
the Top of a Mahogany tree because girls today are experts (specialists) in seiz
es men which their mum when to grave very early (young) and so even go to there
extend of Killing their mum-in-law’s in other to be the queen!
STEADY
I was blind, I was regretting why life should treat the woman who has brought a
handsome, succulent and gentle young man to the world and she fail to enjoy the
reward of her struggle.
QUIET
But Steady you will still join him to regret the absence of him mum but with a m
ixed feeling for this situation.
HIVE
What are you doing in the room Quiet?
STEADY
Your husband has started barking.
RAM
Hive you know there is no woman who will dress faster or behave different from w
hat they are doing. Instead when you are going for a party asks your wife to sta
rt dressing ten hours before you.
HIVE
Ram you are not talking even as a bachelor but as a widower.
RAM
You know when a man is eager to marry you must be a constant reader of Novels ab
out marriage.
HIVE
You are right I was already an expert because I was nearer to my parents.
RAM
You are not far from the point.
HIVE
I got to with Quiet.
RAM
Pairing has started.
(R&B SOUND IN THE CAR)
STEADY
You haven’t talk to me about love since we became one.
RAM
You are right, but my right hand man has chewed the rose for us.

STEADY
But to swallow the juice shouldn’t be above us.
RAM
I hope so, my Steady do you know how to love very much?
STEADY
What sort question is that? I DON’T WISH TO BE ALAUGHING STUCK at this beginning
.
RAM
I have to park this car.
STEADY
Oh my gut for what?
RAM
I have delay making love with you so don’t blame for this, please!
STEADY
I will pass so many nights with you.
RAM
Your dad will shout on you.
STEADY
Stop joking; it seems you are mocking at me.
RAM
The love is too much, if you are not determining, you will not compound it.
STEADY
I know but what is your hand doing on my laps? Are you an expert in driving with
a Single hand?
RAM
Are you suspecting me?
STEADY
I just wish to say that is reckless driving and you can be penalized for.
RAM
You and I have been giving the ultimatum to eat our apples when and where we wan
t.
STEADY
You will soon get fade-up!

RAM
Even at burrier, if you give me and I won’t refuse, then you should know there i
s something wrong with me.
STEADY
Look at this insect.
RAM
What?
STEADY
A Dragonfly is making love on the wheel screen.
RAM
Kill it! I hate provocation!
STEADY
You are jealous! That is a good sign, must couple don’t have this at the beginni
ng.
RAM
I will increase the speed.
STEADY
Why?
RAM
I am curious.

STEADY
Because of that fly, don’t we will do it better than them?
RAM
At last we are in my hut. FEEL AT HOME.
STEADY
The place is nice.
RAM
To be honest I have a surprise for you only in the future
STEADY
Don’t bother.
RAM
Eh just 15 minutes. My house is out of bachelor look...
STEADY
This is just supporting.
RAM
Should I smock fish in the micro wave or custard for you?
STEADY
Just in the kitchen, don’t do that I got pepper on my palms.
RAM
In the mist of somebody I love pepper is sugar.
STEADY
Let’s go to the room.
RAM
Let me ejaculate, I am love ill, this is our house feel free the walls cover our
nakedness.
STEADY
Get in gentle.
RAM
Do you cry when making love?
STEADY
I have never made love before.
RAM
Why jail your self this long?
STEADY
I was told I will never love my husband’s length of penis if I started out of ma
rriage.
RAM
That is good both of us don’t STD proves.
STEADY
Your question looks so investigative?
RAM
If you will have said any thing yes or no it will imply you have known a man bef
ore our union.
STEADY
What will you have done?
RAM
I will have been not too cold.
STEADY
You are a character.
RAM
In a film, let me in before we are conversing.
STEADY
Let’s go to the bed now.
RAM
I hope you will be emotionally open to me.
STEADY
That is not a problem, we have to do something very reasonable, imagine how life
be if our matrimonial bed never saw us the first time we make love?
RAM
I know how badly you feel, husband and wife need to be very playful and happy li
ke a Child on the floor with anew toy.
STEADY
Ram you have a high IQ and reflex.
RAM
That is why I am an aviationalist…
STEADY
Know doubt.
RAM
Who is ringing my house at this top tip of my orgasm?
STEADY
Get the phone.
RAM
I am not finished.
STEADY
I will get it.
RAM
Let me get out of you gently.
STEADY
You never went in the same way; we must work for our co-interest.
RAM
Not putting aside our life interest. BUT I WILL NEVER CHEAT ON YOU.
STEADY
I know what I am going to do with you.
RAM
I know it well.
STEADY
Tell me.

RAM
Promise you will not get angry.
STEADY
Why should I?
RAM
Just making love with me uncountable times.
STEADY
Take note I have gotten married to Ram not a comedian.
RAM Please go for the phone.
STEADY
Who is on the line?
OPINION.L
I just wish to inquire if you reached safely.
STEADY
I hoped you need me soon daddy?
OPINION.L
Not more than Ram.
STEADY
Daddy you are too funny.
OPINION.L
I am going to a picnic with Sharp and Comedy.
STEADY
I am jealous! I will go with you.

OPINION.L
I pray that will time there should be a quick transition of your filial attachme
nt to matrimonial one.
STEADY
But you are sending away from your life this soon.
OPINION.L
You have chosen to reason the contrary if your mum didn’t quickly do the same Sh
e wouldn’t have been at the save side with my life up till date, take note I Nee
d no psychosocial divorce from you, it is too early, pass the phone to Ram.
RAM
How is the going daddy? Steady put off that radio.
OPINION.L
It is just this Comedy and Sharp that is still shouting and breaking glasses.
RAM
Don’t hurt them, when they will go, places will be too nostalgia.
OPINION.L
That is when the burden of responsibility will reach its ultimate end point.
RAM
I hope we will celebrate it.
OPINION.L
I hope you have started having sleepless night too?
RAM
It is not easy with women
OPINION.L
Take courage you are neither the first nor the last. I have been disturbing enou
gh.
RAM
Others should say so not you, you are too pertinent at this initial moment.
STEADY
What are you discussing for this long?
RAM
Your dad is such a nice and jovial man.
(RAM is back from the jobsite)

STEADY
You are welcome, embrace me before giving me the brief case I was like being bor
e D tv tapes in the house couldn’t replace you.
RAM
I am on seat in the Office for a month before resuming piloting for the sake of
our Honey moon.
STEADY
I hope when you will be flying we will be going together.
RAM
What about the application you deposited?
STEADY
I have short listed.
RAM
Since you studied cosmology, I will propose you take a minor theory lesson and a
major on practical pilot from there you can be a test pilot later in life.
STEADY
I am too fragile to do that; all of us will not pass our lives in being birds.
RAM
I wish to scare loneliness in our relationship and increase chances of frequent
coitus.
STEADY
That is all what you know. I will think about it but for the reason of being gue
st workers we must need a mobile home.
RAM
I will even expose this idea in our next aviators meeting, that pilot should cre
ate more changes of getting married to female pilot.
STEADY
That is a good idea; I will go in for, my Ram there is something itching on my b
ack but don’t scratch it with force.
RAM
It is okay.
STEADY
I haven’t asked you to romance me look at where your hands are on my breast.
RAM
Give me water from the percolator.
STEADY
Oh you will king my love, what a man I don’t thing other women have this level o
f satisfaction I got from you stop it and enter the right way, you are a master
of
Erogenous zone, your hairy chest is a turn-on.
RAM
Why are you exaggerating? I am very tired from work, the day you will annoy me i
n this house and I will man you the right way, you will not see your clitoris fo
r a month.
STEADY
That is when the love will not go beyond expectation.
RAM
See you in the afternoon.

STEADY
Make sure you inquire about the piloting programmed.
(On the way to the conference on women empowerment)
HIVE
Since my sister joined Ram’s life i haven’t seen her.
QUIET
We will separate on the fuel station then i will go for the seminar.

HIVE
I hope you have gathered enough information to give the event a befitting start.
QUIET
I will try my best drop me here.
HIVE
Since you are going to be the spokeswoman it is better I go will public fair and
you take the car along, this will add more flesh to your personality.
QUIET
Thank you for this honor then tell Steady that if she have nothing doing she joi
n me Bye, I am late.
HIVE
THAT IS B.M.T.
QUIET
Those are the kinds of things we have to cast of the society.
HIVE
You can join those delegates and don’t make it a gossiping spot!
(Speech)
INSIDER
What can you say about this seminar?
SPOCKWOMAN
This is to empower women and the child for the challenges that lies ahead from n
ow on ward a woman’s place is beyond the periphery of the kitchen or housewife.
I HAVE TO TAKE IT A PERSONAL TASK TO DISINCL
AVETHE RULE WOMAN AROUND THE GLOBE on the danger of
The barbaric practice expounded on them by traditional legacy, I know
this is not going to take a day.
INSIDER
What about mutilation?
SPOCK.W
It has contracted divorce for half of divorcees !this is as a result of the inab
ility of a victim to appreciate the effort of the husband or contribute to emoti
onal gratification and this quickly leaves the stressed male tire because he spe
nt the whole day to be the bread winner and disgruntle towards Malting.

INSIDER
What about male domination?
SPOCK.W
That was only the stuff of the 20th century and feminism will be the building bl
ock of the 21st century in so far as i am concern?
INSIDER
How do you look at democracy without a woman being concerned?
SPOCK.W
Before democracy becomes a global practice, feminism will collapse the intransig
ent male chauvinism.
INSIDER
How will this happen?
SPOCK.W
A bill of feminism has to pass in the House of Commons and homologated into the
law for women to take post of high responsibility.
INSIDER
What again?
SPOCK.W
Women have to initiate OGLES and contract marry by paying the bridegroom Prize i
f they have their money, they c an also aspire for head of start, UN SECRETORY a
nd campaigned for the PAPACY. This has to be included in their right.
INSIDER
SO OGLE ENCOURAGE LIBS AND CAN FIGHT AGAINST RAPE.
SPOCK.W
Yes and they reasons are readers Assignment and any lady who have never been Ogl
e is not a modern girl and is against feminism, this is not to reverse the socie
ty as you are thinking.
INSIDER
Common-man what can you saw concerning this bill of right?
COMMONMAN
Any woman who is voted to the head of start or what so ever we will
Force her to abdicate before her next manses.
INSIDER
Why that impression? I thought women are conscious leaders.
COMMON.M
Women were not born to lead.
INSIDER
You are just from the seminar room and the BILL of rights is causing a lot of mi
sunderstanding in the street, what do you have to saw?
SPOCK.W
That will soon be minor, you see half of men in our society today are shy and wh
en they asked a lady out and she refuses some of them tend to hate us and some c
annot bear the humiliation and they tend to compound the situation by
Harassing and raping some of these men tend to hate women for the benefit of bes
tiality because of financial barriers and some women end up not going out with t
he man they love because their lips are sealed.
INSIDER
Can you sort out the genesis of this?
SPOCK.W
My husband contributed and as I was going up my mum told me that girls are
Grounded from pioneering dating, that was when I realized women are the most in
ferior race in the world; I promise that I will do what Suffragette left undone.

INSIDER
A woman’s dignity is only grated when a walks up to her and asks her out, what c
an you saw?
SPOCK.W
I am a woman too, 80 percent of a woman’s life is made of emotion. They have abi
lity to fall in love more than men, take for instance, a woman standing in the a
last flat of a story building and falls in love with a man who just who walk an
d vanish away, her emotional wither-ness increases whereas if it was a man, he w
ill have no barrels, if you are against it I want to know who prohibit it?
INSIDER
But there will be a let of contention and disorder. You know women better?
SPOCK.W
I think you have been sent to disrupt my struggle and you are a woman too! Try t
o look at it from a positive aspect.
(Back home)
HIVE
Oh my wife I am proud of you, give me about a 100 kisses, if you course is consi
der by the House of Commons then you will go into book of records YOU BREAK GEND
ER BARRIEL.

QUIET
You watched it?
HIVE
With Steady, Ram and they rest it was good...
QUIET
Thank you in breast me again! Let me have a bath with you.
HIVE
The soap dish is in the stranger room, let me go for it.
QUIET
No! No! I will go for it my self.
HIVE
What are you fighting for? Equality among couples and I wish to practice it in m
y Own house and you are refusing.
QUIET
We are used to inequality so it will take time to go out of us! I am sorry pleas
e going for it.
HIVE
Who is on the line?
OPINION.L
Please Hive passes the phone to my wife (Quiet).
HIVE
She is in the bath room.
QUIET
The other phones are ringing

HIVE
There is nothing I can do to answer all the messages.
QUIET
There is soap in my eyes but pass me daddy and try to connect all the lines to t
he answering machine.
OPINION.L
I am extremely happy with your interview on the screen, watched it life.
QUIET
Don’t mention that is just the beginning.
OPINION.L
I never knew you are so talented.
QUIET
Even I myself I doubted if that was really me, please daddy excuse me they are m
any calls.
OPINION.L
We will talk better when next I see you.
HIVE
This one is congratulation.
QUIET
All are the same
HIVE
I WILL BE THE ONE TO FEED YOU TODAY.
QUIET
It should be vice versa, I NEVER KNEW THIS IS HOW YOU FEEL FOR ME.
(On the bed)
QUIET
On my way back from the seminar, I saw Famous you know he was running behind me.
HIVE
Why didn’t you let him in for a while?
QUIET
You are crazy. He told me a story, are you sleeping already?
HIVE
No, what is it?
QUIET
He said you asked 60 girls out and they all turned you down and you guys set for
prostitutes to option your chastity, so he told the prostitute that you guys ar
e still virgins so that the price should favorable and they said the is no credi
t for you Guys, as you were insisting they order their twisters and you were giv
ing the beatings of your lives.
HIVE
I will never forget that day; it is in my black book, any way that was the only
way to escape raping and to ease our selves, from then I made up my mine that th
e first girl in will conclude life with me.
QUIET
Why didn’t you asked me out that time?
HIVE
You were not yet a girl.
QUIET
That is when I had my first menses.
HIVE
One day I was sent to the city, the directory was not well printed and asked a m
an he sent me 2km away when I was just 30m from my destination from then any bod
y who asked me direction in the street is in trouble I even sent some miles away
.
QUIET
That is not fair.
HIVE
But I have changed.
QUIET
That is good of you.
(In the living room)
HIVE
Look at this news paper, you are making the head lines.
QUIET
Listen to this grave news…
HIVE
Go no.
QUIET
A beggar has been seating on a spot 35 years begging, when he passed away this m
orning, they central police decide to bury him on the spot. The gravediggers dis
covered Gold of about 100kg, the mixed story is, it belongs to the beggar, they
diggers or the state.
HIVE
What a cacophony.

QUIET
That is life.
HIVE
Quiet listen to this breaking news!
QUIET
I am waiting.
HIVE
The son of the president is going to be his father’s political opponent in the i
mpending election and both of them are optimistic and espionage.

QUIET
OPTIMISTS ARE INSURANCE INVADERS.
HIVE
THIS NATION HAVE BECOME A MONARCHY
QUIET
If any of them can manage well then what is bad there?

HIVE
This means that the son of a common man can‘t aspire for a post of helm, I will
put down plans to abolish this monarch and my son in your worm will grow up and
use it to challenge the regime.
QUIET
Whose own not mine, I wish to go to a cinema.
(In the cinema hall)
HIVE
So you took me to this place to watch cartoons, that means I ought to be using
part of the food money to buy you toys no you have been grudging since I got mar
ried to you.
QUIET
It has been changed.
HIVE
How will you expect me to watch the film I acted?
QUIET
But you are a movie star.
HIVE
WHAT DOES THIS SUPPOSE TO MEAN, IT IS SO COLD BETTER I GO HOME.
QUIET
Let’s go…
HIVE
Hope you are not going back against your will…
QUIET
I am your wife for what?
HIVE
Not for decoration in the cupboard!
QUIET
Some times you are too heady.
HIVE
Look at her, when others start being heady at continental level I should start m
y at Wife point.
QUIET
Let me tell you, at first when men were beating their wives they were very faith
ful but now they have replace beating by flirting around.
HIVE
But that is not me…

SCENE V The Merchant of nubiles


Central character: Master
PANSY
My friend, I heard your daughter has joined a group of nymphets
MILKLY
Not my own, you are jealous.
PANSY
What! That is what somebody hinted me.
MILKLY
Maply is a Nubile, not a nymphet.
PANSY
Look, this is a circular that parents should take good care of their daughter(s)
; agents are looking for nubiles, nudists and nymphets all from teenage upward.
MILKLY
I am sorry.
PANSY
Take good care of Maply or else, money will reverse her.
MILKLY
I will do.
PANSY
See you.
(Sentimental song)
MILKLY
Darling, let me start the twinkling tonight
BULL
Yes, go on from the shoulder blade.
MILKLY
I will sleep in front of the bed today
BULL
Not here in Africa! Is there something wrong with you this night?
MILKLY
No!

BULL
Then, why are all these flattering.
MILKLY
One cannot joke with you, be a modern man.
BULL
So I should eat sheet because I want to be, tell me now! I have even gotten to a
sk you a question. What is school?
MILKLY
You know Maply is fast becoming a woman… I don’t know what school is, please tel
l me.
BULL
School is a place where most girls are being dis-virgin, whether you like it or
hate it. What else? MILKLY we need to start questioning and guiding her sexual l
ife.
MILKLY
She is too young for that! I am afraid, she a nubile.
BULL
I am tire we will see about that.
MILKLY
Never say I didn’t tell you.
BULL
She has had a sound religion foundation.
MILKLY
Without her parent intuitions it is not enough!
(CAR ENGINE ON)
AGENT
Good morning Master!
MASTER
How are you Agent?
AGENT
Find these days.
MASTER
I have wanted to…
AGENT
I am sorry for interrupting.
MASTER
Go on.
AGENT
The notion of world market, in which country (part) of the world does it exist?
MASTER
I don’t just like dealing with half educated people.
AGENT
Even my half brother who made his « A » level this time could not answer it well
.
MASTER
Are you sure?
AGENT
That is not even what brought me here.
MASTER
What?
AGENT
I hope there is enough space in the world market that we can start exporting mos
t of these street walkers to.
MASTER
How do you differentiate them from respectable ladies?
AGENT
They are putting on clothes known as « call me quick » or « talk to me quick! »
MASTER
What you are talking about is a coincidence with my new brand of trade.

AGENT
What is that?
MASTER
Exportation of nubiles to feed modern brothels abroad!
AGENT
But Master this must be done through export license.
MASTER
There you talk to your boss like that again, next time it will be salary cut.
AGENT
I am sorry; there it a lot of criticism but it is the world must flourishing and
lucrative trade.
MASTER
So you knew it and were joking.
AGENT
Yes, Master, you will be the one to run away from customers.
MASTER
The BILL OF LENDEN is made up of Nymphet, Nudists, and Nubiles, if we are no
t able to convince them money will do.
AGENT
To go abroad! Who wish (want) to remain in this country! When prostitution pays
else where more than being a director here!
MASTER
You can be reasonable now, I am going to discuss with my best friend.
(TV SOUND ON)
CANDLE
Master you are welcome.
MASTER
As I told you, I had a new catch.

CANDLE
What, okay is she nice?
MASTER
Calm down, not what you are thinking, I had an appointment abroad to supply nubi
les.
CANDLE
Oh that used to be lucrative, but they nubiles are hungry to go but there is an
obstacle.
MASTER
What has happen to it now Candle?
CANDLE
I will not really discourage you but they are a lot of activists, organelles and
police checks in the world today to track down them perpetrators.
MASTER
Don’t tell me, I have paid for illegal transportation and my agents said they wi
ll only reimburse me after the first shipment but I will pass the unusual way Ca
ndle!
CANDLE
You see computer reforms are really a window on the world.
MASTER
The Author of software has really set the world on fire!
CANDLE
Before you came I was watching pictures of captured drugs and sex trade dealers;
they added that their jail time will be more difficult than that of prisoners o
f war in Gontanawa BASE.
MASTER
Thank you Candle I will change my mine where the pipe burst but if I am caught u
p there, their prison room is beyond a good Hotel room down here! I prefer being
with inmates abroad.
CANDLE
I have an abstract notion about this our changing world, people are now bent for
a global interest and not for monist interest a gained, bye I am going to pick
up they kids.
MASTER
I will see what I will do!
(DOGS BARKING)

GUARD
Master! Master!
MASTER
What is wrong that you are calling on me without respect, correct your error bef
ore I reduce your salary!
GUARD
This is your warrant groped by they mobile Police unit.
MASTER
So my agents have been captured for teenage girls trafficking, so what Candle to
ld me was true, what can I do, I will be the next prey, I must leave this countr
y now but I must book for a flight.
Guard:
But it is not late!
MASTER
What is the time?
GUARD
10:30 am.
MASTER
Pack my things in the brief case, Guard I hope I will not miss the noon flight.
GUARD
It is possible, Master what about my salary?
MASTER
Take this I will see you when I am back.
GUARD
Good bye... I am the Master of the house and you this dog you are the guard
and you this cat you are the house keep I shouldn’t see any dirty things in this
house.
(SOUND FROM THE TAXI)
MASTER
Driver hires, AZI AIR PORT. Go on your top speed, the traffic is free.
DRIVER
I don’t have to and fro fuel.
MASTER
Let’s go!
DRIVER
It is very expensive at the AZI AIR PORT!
MASTER
My BILL will take care of that.
(SOUND IN THE PLANE)
POLICE
Is this the aviation head Office!
CONTROLER
Yes, can I help you sir.
POLICE
This is the police high commissioner, immediately delay the noon flight there is
a PRIME SUSPECT INSIDE.
CONTROLER
It can’t be grounded when it is already on air.
POLICE
Can it land on the next city port?
CONTROLER
If they passengers are delay that is a court you know it butter so I can’t aviat
e on losses, I will call you back when the plane lands abroad.
POLICE
Thank you for cooperation.
CONTROLER
Has is his identification note?
POLICE
This nation by birth and called Master as relegated to me by his cooperates and
what is the name of the aviator on board?
CONTROLER
RAM.
(Sound in the plane)
RAM
I AM GOING TO LAND HERE BEFORE CONNECTING THE FLIGHT.
MASTER
I wish to drop here!
RAM
You book for direct light so you can’t break the norms of aviation.
MASTER
Take this check and set me free.
RAM
We are paid better that you earn.
MASTER
Please! Please!
STEADY
Master put on you seat belt before the plane takes level and who is on the line?
CONTROLER
There is a suspect inside, so inform they aviation security before you land and
he is called Master, interact with him kindly to avoid havoc.
RAM
Yes sir, call the air port security now, I am occupied because of bad Weather an
d vision.
STEADY
This landing moment so put on your seat belt.
(The is grounded)
POLICE
You are calling Master you are under arrest.
MASTER
Where is my warrant?
POLICE
This is it, your rimes are trying to go out on a half flight whereas you book fo
r a direct one, secondly trying to bridged the pilot and thirdly you are wanted
back home now.
MASTER
Only my death body will go back. I prefer being jail here!
RAM
Look at how you have wound a security Officer.
POLICE
You must go back, I have a solution for him, call on the air port doctors to pre
pare valium and administer on him.
MASTER
I am not ill why are you guys injecting me? I will take you to court for disturb
ing of my internal functioning.
(Snuffle in the plane)
DOCTOR
You have no choice but to reach home with the longest sleep man have ever witnes
s.
POLICE
Bye... Master
RAM
Controller calls the POLICE to pick up their prey immediately I land because he
can escape.
MASTER
Where am I?
CONTROLLER
Master you thought the world security is still a toy?
POLICE
You this head strong Master your own case is exceptional, come up for your jail
time.
(Church songs though out jail time)
MASTER
Oh jail life in the tropics too has change I love it, inmates are now semi coope
rative, what a fascinating library with only BIBLE and KORAN inside.
(OUT OF JAIL)
CANDLE
How was you jail time Master?
MASTER
When I am idle, only pens and papers were my friends this land me poetic journey
.

CANDLE
You are better up, must writers now drawn inspiration why in jail or nearly all
the great hero and shero on earth have been to jail, and why is it so?
MASTER
Their course is always true only when they most have been tract down Genius drea
m of making a hedoneous world has come true, I am on my first book title: “TOGET
HER LETS CHEST SEX TRADE OUT OF THE UNIVERSE” Even though no way is better some
people still want to track me down just because I am a spontaneous writer.
CANDLETHAT IS THE WORLD!

SCENE VI
Making an ideal world
Central charater : Postulator,
POSTULATOR
Less postulator poor nations’ building.
SEPIA
What are you thinking about?
POSTULATOR
I am trying to unsite the troubles that catalyze the world.
SEPIA
Many have tried heavily than you and you will fail the same you maggot.
POSTULATOR
I hate to treat with people who collapse positive aspiration but you are un-
Lucky THE OASIS OF MY MEMORY IS OUT FOR GLOBAL EQUILITY.
SEPIA
I was just testing to see if you have superiority over your dreams.
POSTULATOR
I am glad you have quickly stamp out the ability to discourage out of our friend
ship.
SEPIA
You have done nothing to your self and your parents.

BULL
I HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU TO BURN THOSE YOUR IDEAS.
POSTULATOR
I better fall out with you guys and do what will unit the whole world.
SEPIA
Have you united your divorce parents?
BULL
Postulator tells me what you are after?
POSTULATOR
Don’t you know that they are secret dogs patrolling around?
SEPIA
Oh you are not yet a man? Do you feel you will grow more than this (that).
POSTULATOR
I am going to launch a book, give me your ears.
SEPIA
Take them all.
POSTULATOR
I don’t want this idea publish first before time, you guys should join me in Cam
bridge University on Monday, I will also give a lecture on my new book titled, T
HE UNIVERSAL CURRENCY a bridge to an ideal world, WHICH IMPIES THE JOURNEY OF WO
RLD CURRENCIES TOWARDS THE ALTIMATE NORTH POLE.
SEPIA
I hope your lecture will groom us.
POSTULATOR
That is a good thought see you guys then.
HELM
We must call that boy here even if it means forcing him to dream again he must g
ive this solution.
BULL
There! He is coming; he is instead running after butterflies.
HELM
Genius people are seriously waiting for you and you chasing Grasshoppers
GENIUS
That is one of my hobbies.
BULL
Then where are two of your hobbies?
GENIUS
Walking naked in the house!
HELM
We have been waiting on you to dish out the solution for our space-mining progra
mmed.
GENIUS
The idea of building a meteorite defense system was a near solution for environm
ental protection of future fall of siderites, Pallasites, Aerolites, Tektites an
d havocked like Siberia, California and others.
BULL
Initially, we need the means to disarm those Extraterrestrials and nothing else!
GENIUS
Then the solution is cheap!
HELM
We haven’t called you to joke.
GENIUS
You people must take an oath that if this buried treasure is extracted it will n
ot only benefits they up thronded.
HELM
But that is what we are after.
GENIUS
We have to go back to the Chemistry lab and prepare a laughing gas that will kee
p the Extraterrestrials excited and our space lorries will no longer clash
with meteorites sent by them and their treasure will be carried a way since the
space Oasis will be open or unlock to man.
HELM
From now Genius will be living in the former start palace as the first face of h
is reward and when the astro-treasure is brought here, a Nobel Prize will yours,
your name will be printed in upper cast letters in GINNESS BOOK of records, you
r family will be pay for life.
GENIUS
No my family have to work before they are paid but with good facilities in such
a way that no need for Trade Unions, i hope ,i will be giving a trip round the w
orld to expect if a pleasure world has been contracted.
(Out of the council of war)
INSIDER
Genius what can you saw about your instantly becoming a hero due to your monoton
ous achievements?
GENIUS
This is still behind minimum!
INSIDER
Why said so?
GENIUS
If my life never saw the joy behind exams then this is just the beginning.
INSIDER
Papa don’t mistake with my name, what can you say about Genius assertion to grea
tness?
PAPA
I was shock when Genius hires tocks to eliminate his name from my Will, when I a
sked him he said it was his hobby to be giving that kind of honour in the world.
INSIDER
Genius you confirm it?
GENIUS
Partially, I had a twin intention of doing that, the other is about him becoming
wino-ing before I was semen so my success had to rely on no hops.
PAPA
Insider, I have something to add.
INSIDER
Go on.
PAPA
His behavior is imported!
INSIDER
How?
PAPA
Unnecessary freedom is leading to increase in juvenile delinquency in the WEST A
ND if it not punishable then we are building a broken nation.
INSIDER
I know you wanted to side step from this practice, Papa why are you convince tha
t primogeniture is a broken or an inflexible diaphragm in African or some parts?

PAPA
t is generally accepted that it is possible that a woman can come to her matrimo
nial home with 30 minutes pregnancy which can not be dictated by the most sophis
ticated gynecological technology and it is also assumed that at the early days o
f her married, she could still be fooling around with her master mind guy and so
me others reasons...
INSIDER
What message can you pass to the youth GENIUS?
GENIUS
IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY WILL TO PROOF to these youths that NOBEL Prizes are not on
ly meant for ageing people and our world need those who are industrious and not
lusty youths.
INSIDER
So lustiness is not being industrious?
GENIUS
Yes, in addition to that HARD WORK NEVER REUINES A MAN.
INSIDER
See you.
(On the street chairs)
GENIUS
SHARP look we have to live our life together in the simplest way.
SHARP
This is an invitation from NASA for you to help provide the magic formula for th
e construction of a meteorite defense system WE ARE RICH FOR LIFE.
GENIUS
The budget require for that thing is slight lighter than that of the first two E
CONOMIC giants.
SHARP
Why do you love to minimize this kind of offered?
GENIUS
You are a novice in business! The don’t build a nation by multiplying your say i
n power, apart from you « O » level tickle in Commerce ,what do you know about
it?
SHARP
I have been telling you this; you will fall like a park of cards.

GENIUS
I AM GOING TO THE textile industry.
SHARP
Have a nice day.
GENIUS
Stop here; this is your money taxi man.
DRIVER
Thank you.

GENIUS
This is Lancashire textile industry?
RECEPTIONALIST
Yes sir can I help you?
GENIUS
I wish to have a genuine discussion with the G.M

RECEPTIONALIST
That is not possible; you ought to book for it two week before, PRESENTLY HE IS
HAVING A BRIEF MEETING with shareholders by the way present your self.
GENIUS
I am not out for cheap popularity, I am call Genius! Genius!
(She spray some thing)
RECEPTIONALIST
Get this visitor card while on the leave call this number but there is some whit
e stain on your trousers sir.
GENIUS
You mean to say I got wet dreams on the way.
RECEPTIONALIST
This guy is a future financial wizard, I think; I have to do something to get in
touch with him. SHOULD I BLOCK THE LINE? OKAY THE GM will surely send me to him
.
(In the G. M Office LANCASHIRE)
GENIUS
Good day G. M.
G. M
You are welcome; I am tire I hope my assistant can help you out.
GENIUS
What have brought me here is from your level up ward sir.
G.M
Go on.
GENIUS
I read in the press ,there is a persistence drop in the sales of snow (winter)
wears this season and the increase in wool thickness haven’t really solve the pr
oblem and this have push to height your spending on raw materials.
G. M
YOU ARE RIGHT? THAT IS WHAT WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING IN THE board meeting an
d we concluded on drafting a note to you considering your help in the Optical fi
rm
GENIUS
I have been able to come out with rechargeable and non rechargeable device to be
introduced inside the winter wear with a thermostat which is inversely or direc
tly proportional to fall of the temperature and a switch.
G. M
That is an apt solution to advert dumping but let me have an internet meeting wi
th all the directors, you can take coffee or play computer taps in cafe room.
GENIUS
THIS CAFE ROOM IS UP TO DATE.
G. M
From all points of views, they have accepted your discovery and we are going to
give you 15 percent of each sales made.
GENIUS
That is almost favorable and I hope with future improvement on my device it will
give me a big harvest.
G.M
You are right but on bases are you talking?
GENIUS
Producing a portable air condition for desert wears.

G.M
The G.M of the pharmaceuticals industry he wishes to talk to you.
GENIUS
G.M relentless search is the only jet engine behind finding an elixir of life.
G.M
What actually push you into this kind search Genius?
GENIUS
I got it though a lucky accident and I always wish to be the best inventor of al
l time.
(On the way to the press hall)
INSIDER
What will be the behavior of your audiences after your lecture?
POSTULATOR
I to convince all that making an ideal is the only remaining peace formula, all
activists in different domain of national life have to use it.

INSIDER
I hope I will still interview you? It true that there is no genuine course in th
e world without blood shed
POSTULATOR
I believe in the war of words and not war of nerves.
POSTULATOR
I AM OPEN TO THE PRESS EVEN AT BED TIME.
INSIDER
What is your impression about the dispatch security?
POSTULATOR
I am out for what will benefit all the earthlings so they are not excluded.

INSIDER
I wish you a good start.
(Inside the press hall)
POSTULATOR
If am here today it is because you people are here and the world of
Cambridge have never failed to hold similar events like this, you people best kn
ow the numbers of Postulators that have pass though this center, so I am neither
the first nor the last.
STUDENTLEADE
What is your mean arm here today, you’re honorable?
POSTULATOR
It is to enlighten the world on a sense of homogeneity or coherent my new book i
s going to harness.

STUDENT.L
What is your yard stick?
POSTULATOR
J.C TAKU X-MAS EVE THEORY (the theory of successive re-emersion or transition o
f world currencies ) STATES THAT THEY GIANT CURRENCIES WHICH ARE EU BLOC, DOLLAR
S BLOC, FRACE BLOC,POUNDS BLOC,YEN BLOC WILL FIRST OF ALL MOVE GRADUALLY TO ENGU
LF THE NEIGHBOURING CURRENCIES WHICH ARE NON MEMBERS OF THE GIANT ZONES BUT WIT
H TIME, THIS BLOCS WILL UNDER GOES EASY TRANSITION OR REIMMERSSION TO YIELD A UN
IVERSAL CURRENCY KNOWN AS WORLD OR GALAXY…
STUDENT.L
That cannot work! That nonsense cannot ever work! If that your ideal world theor
y work I will not only change my names but I will dissolve the UN and build a UN
ITED WORLD…
POSTULATOR
Before this become the Portuguese Parliament, look the EU is wooing Turkey MALTA
, US Iraq, I my the one forcing them to do so !this theory is real but some oppo
rtunistic philosophers will make their names through criticism of this theory, g
et your pen now and become a parasitic fameist if you can.
STUDENT.L
What are the positive aspects of your theory?
POSTULATOR
The standard of living of all nations will high the same, like wise the per capi
ta income, in connotation to that an organization is going to be for known as Mo
vement of Third world Countries into First world (M. T. F.) and this will be att
aché to the central win of UN, its promotion Gala will be hold at the end of eve
ry year so that by the end of 20,20 ever country will not only be a member of G
8 but the notion of third worlds will be the stuff of museums, this can be possi
ble by using Free Education (F.E) as a catalyze, UNESCO take note, this will pro
vide the huge human resources require for the survival of the unfitness, this wi
ll also solve the problems of exchange specially when man will finally settle on
space ? it will enable us to determine the GLOBAL BUGET EACH YEAR (that is incr
ease or decrease) LASTLY IT IS THE CREATOR’S JOY TO SEE THIS HAPPEN.
STUDENT.L
You are now calling for reforms in G8?
POSTULATOR
It is not a group of conservative nations, freedom and globalization must start
from the top, so G8 will be open to new members like EU, NEPAD and NATO then at
this point democracy will be purify or go beyond infinity.
(Outside the hall)
INSIDER
What can you say about these mixed feelings on the streets?
POSTULATOR
Before I answer your question, relinquish of Zionism is the only OZENE LAYER to
fight against world TERROR! I believe in the war of words and not war of nerves
as I easier said, you this Insider you are instead the real Paparazzo…

INSIDER
Some of us are gifted in this field but if you wish to do your job well you are
either kill or dump into jail. You seem to be a Hero of third world?
POSTULATOR
My struggle is beyond a dogma and it isn’t by fault if they have chosen to see t
he world through my own eyes
POLICE
Postulator this is your warrant sir.
INSIDER
Please your last word.
POSTULATOR
TRUE VISIONARIES ARE OFTEN MISUNDERSTOOD BY THEIR OWN GENERATION! IDEAL WORLD IS
A VIRUS AGAINST WAR, Shakespeare’s birthday and / or mine should be celebrated
as world Writers Day …
POLICE
Bring the shaker; if you joke you will join him Insider.
(On the road)
FAMOUS
My lover wish to jilt at me because, condoms don’t excite her.
GENIUS
That is a designer error, I will ask the film to design pimples or contours like
condoms that will tickle them high in any slight change in to and fro movement.
Your new relies haven’t please a lot of your fans?
FAMOUS
Lyricism, anthology and block buster in mine is like ectoparasites in the Whale.

GENIUS
Then what is your Commercial barrier?
FAMOUS
The censor comments are only out to prohibit talented Artists and their work of
art.
GENIUS
Don’t mind them they will soon get faith up.
FAMOUS
Nothing can stop me from bring an OSCAR AWARD TO THIS COUNTRY.
COMEDY
Genius why not takes to the stage?
GENIUS
There is this aspect of stage nerve and girls on stage today look like those bat
hing in a transparent bath room.
COMEDY
Any living person who hasn’t taken to the stage is an ignorant comedian.
And what happen that you be come so nonchalant in life?
GENIUS
I be came the Guinean pig of the bush doctor experiments credit to the connectin
g hand of dad sister who is eyes circulation expert! I was dumped in the hospita
l, dad never passed after all; he could as well pass me out in urine! The only t
ool I was left with was to MAKE THE IRRELIVANT SIDE OF MY DESTINY WORK.
COMEDY
You are better than others.
GENIUS
I have seen that IT IS NOT COMPOSERY TO MAKE A USELESS TRIP ON EARTH.
(In the Office)
G.M
What a peerless performance in the market Genius have given Lancashire

RECEPTIONALIST
This is given by the Lancashire G.M for you to attain the 70th universal and Awa
rd giving evening for your prize wining device.
GENIUS
What kind of dress you are putting on and bring to my Office! Take this fair go
and change, Prosperous beach then I will attain to you.
(Talking alone)
RECEPTIONALIST
I thought seducing this guy was winning him! So not all men are prey to seductio
n! GIRLS TAKE NOTE.
(In the house)
SHARP
I thought you love me Genius.
GENIUS
I thought I will never wed you.
SHARP
Your dad was richer than an averagely rich YANK because of dating in the office
chair and table he collapse like a part of cards; I think divorce will give me a
piece of mine.
COMEDY
Genius! You are wrong, he is your only best bet, I guestimate.
GENIUS
I bet you my mum if you try Sharp I am going to WILL ALL MY PROSSION TO THE GOVE
RNMENT! I am going to go in for voluntary EUTHANASIA!
(Speech in court)
JUDGE
Genius you are to pay the sum of 2000 dollars to each of these three kids, each
month before the married certificate is destroying.
GENIUS
That amount will not be enough to take care of my kids and herself when I was yo
ung my mum accuse me of incest I hated girls now my wife is accuse me of cheatin
g on her, I will only sign off this married only if she can bring to this court
a boyfriend or a man who is cable of taking care of her the way I was doing then
I will double the amount and open an account for her boy.

JUDGE
What do you have to say Sharp?
SHARP
I will go and think.
GENIUS
Love is not only when we are in bed exchanging spit and disturbing the passage o
f urine but also comprises of shortcoming.
SHARP
Most girls like teasing the handsomeness of boys but when a boy tease me with hi
s handsomeness, (I will soak him with my tenderness) it will be over my dead bod
y that I will let him go without seeping his taproot inside my soil. I like list
ening guys saying she who tease their handsomeness will not go free.
GENIUS
Papa do you know that Sharp almost rewarded me with a divorce.
PAPA
I even accepted her just be cause I never had an upper hand in you, since you be
come a world figure, she is too short for you.
GENIUS
I prefer kissing the empty space above her height than to get a tall girl who wa
sn’t instrumental in my life.
COMEDY
Genius, my sister has finally changed her mind and you know how women have a sma
ll brain, when it comes to reasoning, no matter the level of education they amas
s.
GENIUS
But she would have gone to the university; this will have limited the level of h
er strayness in life.
COMEDY
Dad spent every thing on us.
GENIUS
But clandestine studies weren’t too harsh for her.
SHARP
What do you mean to study without certificates?
GENIUS
I even hate it because they end up being food to Periplanata Americana!
SHARP
If you can’t plastify it let me know.
COMEDY
Look if Genius has gone.
SHARP
You said.
COMEDY
I know it is regardless for a kid sister to advise the elder but will courageous
ly tell you Genius look like the husband of every woman, so take not.
SHARP
The fact is that he preferred fellatio more than penetrating me and never bother
s about footsie!
POSTULATOR
Our leader wait until radical movements are formed that is when they used funds
twice the fond to solve the parent problem only to solve the daughter problem.
INSIDER
Who are you Genius?
GENIUS
Just a baby brought to dullness by the earthlings but could still retain its cha
rismatic pen, when I will be coming back to the world I will bring back the elix
ir of life.
POSTULATOR
The have never been a situation that a lion kills the other but man who calm to
be above the king of the beast does that every hour.
INSIDER
So man is becoming the king of the best and vice versa?
POSTULATOR
As you said...
INSIDER
The is trouble on earth like this if life was to exist in just 5 planets out of
nine What will have been the situation?
POSTULATOR
Nuclear weapons will have been minor but an elixir of life and making an ideal w
orld should be at the top of our technology now.
INSIDER
What is the genesis of racism?

POSTULATOR
It is the inability of white couples to bear black kids.
INSIDER
How can we break this taboo?
POSTULATOR
Genius I think you can better their ignorance?
GENIUS
Introducing melamine in the DNA will increases the changes of white couples to g
ive birth to black kids and this is the only last resort to exile racism.
INSIDER
Some if you have to be a good Postulator or writer you need to be libido dropped
out.
POSTULATOR
Not really, it depend on individual, those who are groom on comfort zone are les
s inspired
INSIDER
How can your theory be use to determine world budget?
POSTULATOR
That is the work of the Prodigy, so let me call Genius.
GENIUS
Yes, can I help you?
POSTULATOR
I want the data of conversion of Pounds to WORLD OR GALAXY, I HAVE CHOOSE Pounds
because it is the most powerful currency in Gold’s globe, so get the POUND equi
valent of GALAXY you get me right.
GENIUS
I will do that and present it to the Insider.
POSTULATOR
Thank you for understanding.
INSIDER
Genius how did you manipulate this data? Tell the world...
GENIUS
If 1000 years is equal to one second in Geology time scale then take 1000 Pounds
to be one Genius, this implies that one billion Pounds is = one million Genius.
INSIDER
THE IS AN ERROR in the unit.
GENIUS
NO!
INSIDER
You once said you are not out for transplanted popularity what are you doing now
?
GENIUS
That is an insult! If I took the long method they budget of some countries will
not be up to a 1000 WORLD.
INSIDER
Go the require way.
GENIUS
Okay from one million GENIUS divide by 2000 and multiply by 2.
INSIDER
I did Literature and how do you expect me to be running after abstract Mathemati
cs.
GENIUS
This conversion is a necessary evil but the global conversion from pounds into W
ORLD is one billion pounds=1000 WORLD.
INSIDER
That your WORLD OR SO CALL GALAXY IS TOO HIGH... SO IT WILL REMAIN IMAGINARY FOR
NOW.

GENIUS
This will ease planification and also cut down the exaggerated figures involve i
n calculating world budget each year, since I am preparing for my space journey
some Economists shall bother the budget of each country and construct the graph
of global budget.
FAMOUS
Steps finance is at a double jeopardy, their serving can’t support her obesity t
reatment and he kind of wants to present her to his dad.
GENIUS
Nature is not crazy to have introduced Ascaris and hook worm in the stomachs of
human being to avoid obesity problems.
FAMOUS
You are joking!
GENIUS
Okay send that Jupiter to Ethiopia in exchange of one malnourish case.

INSIDER
What can you say about those who try to tune d down Postulator’s idea common man
?
COMMONMAN
At X-mass when people were thinking and writing theory on how to puts the world
on same coins same notes others were busy jumping in the night club only to come
and annihilate this Historical land marked it is better to be take to writing t
han to take to stealing.
INSIDER
What message do you still have for the third world?
POSTULATOR
They third world people should think inventively before luxuriously and first w
orld should know that when you are progressing alone the more you rear enemies a
nd above all this theory will act as active ingredient, optical-fibred or center
for globalization.

INSIDER
What the short coming of this theory?
POSTULATTOR
This is to tell they Economists that competition will one day betray CAPITALISM
so they should be thinking of alternative Economic systems
INSIDER
Famous as an artist what actually inspire you?
FAMOUS
I got my inspiration from most girls that date me down but you cannot help a thi
rsty man by drowning him.
INSIDER
So dating men down is advantageous?
FAMOUS
To a lesser extend why not?
INSIDER
You are a misogynist (hater of women)?
FAMOUS
They instead hate me!
INSIDER
Postulator what about you?
POSTULATOR
My worked is 90 percent perspiration and it has always been my will to eat from
the same plate (table) with Einstein, Khan Max, Darwin and Rev.Thomous Mathius.
INSIDER
What countries do you suggest to be at the M.T.F opening Gala?
POSTULATOR
These includes: China, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, Nigeria, Egypt and Libya.
(Talking with dad)
GENIUS
I have a relinquish surprise for you
PAPA
What is that my son?
GENIUS
I am going to be a space tourist after my honey moon with Sharp in Galapagos Isl
and; my WILL is going to favor you in my absence Papa!
PAPA
All gold in the world has nothing to do with a man at 90.
GENIUS
If you have been an elder on earth I can as well be one in the grave.
PAPA
Why are you giving out your for almost free?
GENIUS
All the dollars on earth can’t buy them it is better I dish them out for free ma
king an ideal world is my top priority than destroying what our fore father buil
t.
FAMOUS
Let’s put on the TV so that you can watch the News before leaving.

POSTULATOR
It is okay, those polices wanted to lock ed me up I told them that locking a Pos
tulator for ammonite is delaying world progress for an hour.
FAMOUS
That is true, listing to this breaking News.
INSIDER
That demand Presidential apology Nation wide now.
HELM
My wife annoyed me, I transferred it to critics writers so all of them have been
release from their separate jailed and i wish them more grease to their elbows.
POSTULATOR
Some of this Helm only thinks they can do good things only when they are towards
their graves.
FAMOUS
Wait the Insider is talking.
INSIDER
Genius died in the space mission 30munites ago and the fault unnoticed as yet bu
t A POLYDECREE have been signed for the first space burrier, they HELMS are exte
nding condolences to his family.
FAMOUS
When some thing like this happens only a commission of dis-inquiries is set up.
POSTULATOR
Repacuation shouldn’t be regarded as a pride less art.
INSIDER
You were Genius closest friend, what can you says about his passing away?
FAMOUS
His activities is spoiled less and he once told me that his youthful life never
impress girls that was when he replace it with Celestial thoughts and he often s
aid a brain that has passed unnoticed is a slack one or deserve dead at birth.
INSIDER
Hive you have been a closed mate of Genius, what word have you?
HIVE
Genius has proven to us that finding an ELIXIR OF LIFE shouldn’t be above our te
chnology and he was the one who laid the foundation stone for TRANS-SCIENCE LITE
RATURE.
INSIDER
Sharp what do you hold for somebody you love exclusively and abruptly missed?
SHARP
Genius was, was he used to, and he used to tell me that he just feel like going
to the car stop and booking for an abstract bus to space. I NEVER KNEW HE WAS TA
KING HIM OWN JET TO THE GRAVE.
INSIDER
Papa, tell us your last words for Genius.
PAPA
Genius was a prodigy, a brain that hasn’t passed unnoticed, I am proud of him, b
efore we have somebody to attain my son’s level he or she MOST BE A DIAMOND CHEW
ER! He was above or beyond the peak of human marvels!
INSIDER
Postulator how do you look at Genius death?

POSTULATOR
Genius passed away as A SPACE LENGEND, so his dead is not a tragedy to us or man
y! Through his ideas we are going to discover more space ELDORADOS for the benef
its of those who will live AFTER HIM…
INSIDER
Genius’s testament was discovered and the fact that Genius make his dad his succ
essor was suppose to be a turning point in the HISTORY OF SUCCESSION ON OUR ON
LY WORLD AND IS ALREADY MAKING HEADWAY INTO THE WORLD OF PRESS BUT IS DAD DISPIS
E IT SAYING HE DISOWNE GENIUS RIGHT UP TO HIS ROTTEN BONES. HOW ON EARTH CAN MA
N OR A FATHER TAKES PRIDE OR SOLLOW HIS PRIDE TO INHERITE HIS OWN SON , NO MATT
ER HIS ESTATES OR HOW HIGH HIS STOCKS ARE IN THE INVENTORS’ WORLDS, HE WILL PREF
ER TO WORK AS A SELFMAKE-SLAVE THAN TO BE HIMILATED MY HIS BUSIEST SON. A LUNACT
IC CAN TAKE OVER MY SON INHERETANCE NOT ME BUT HE IS NOT AFRIAD THE FOODLESS MOU
THS WILL SAY HE HAS TO RID PROTERITY FOR HIS OWN AGING GORRY BUT MOST CRITICS HA
VE SAID GENIUS’S FATHER HAS NOT GOT PRIDE OF A PRAGNATE WOMAN BUT HE HAS GOT PRI
DE OF A WOMAN ENPRAGNATED WITH GALOONS OF GROWTH… THE MISTAKES OF YESTERDAY, TH
OSE OF TODAY AND THOSE OF TOMORROW BWILL BE WRITTEN IN THE MEMORY OF OUR POSTERI
TY IF WE CANNOT SUPER AVIOD THEM NOW
I dedicate this to there following:

Neh Lillian Williams for her ignorant and un-ignorant contribution and I regret
her courage in dating me down in real life, kid brother and childhood compan
ion Taku Ngosong Francis but not alone and many kid sisters, less-distance Cousi
ns Terence Gabriel Asaba and Taku Tina, AUNTY Foura Njika a filial gusher to me,
friends and ever increasing audience... I also hold Academy of Art College Cali
fornia at high esteem for making me know that nature was generous to me.

The pay was written for BBC International Radio play and British council play wr
iting competition 2003

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