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Dantes, Vegas only magical casino, was no more magical than some of the shops it
housed. Like the studio of the self-proclaimed worlds greatest designer, for instance, the
flamboyant Augustine, who regularly puled out al the stops in an effort to part the
supernatural community from its hard earned cash. Or not hard earnedAugustine wasnt
particular where the filthy lucre originated, as long as it ended up in one of his tils.
And it usualy did.
And not without reason.
Damn, Bily said, as he and Cassie stared at the western shirt on a male
mannequin in Augustines window. It had a desert scene that changed along with the day
outside, or the night in this case, since the fabric slid from a sun-drenched landscape with
elongated shadows to a star-strewn evening as they watched. Complete with a coyote that
climbed a bluff and bayed loudly at the moon rising over the shirts right shoulder.
Its something, Cassie agreed. It wasnt exactly subtle, but then, this was Vegas.
Subtle wasnt even in most peoples vocabulary.
If that something is awful, Pritkin commented, causing her to jump. With al the
music and conversation and distant sounds of ringing slots, she hadnt heard him come up
behind her.
Right. Like our resident hobo would know, Bily said.
He isnt, Cassie replied, under her breath.
I saw a tourist trying to give him a dolar a couple days ago.
You did not!
Who are you talking to? Pritkin asked, glancing about suspiciously. Because even
war mages cant see ghosts.
Or their own reflections, apparently. Pritkin must have just come back from a run,

because he was wearing grubby sweats and a pair of track shoes that had seen one too
many tracks. And a hoody that hed thrown over his ensemble, probably to hide the
weapons he was never without. It had a hole in the elbow. Cassie bit her lip.
Youre right, Bily agreed. Hes not a bum. Homeless people dress better than
Stop it!
Stop what? Whats wrong? Pritkin demanded, slipping a hand inside his
threadbare jacket.
Its just Bily, Cassie said quickly, before some poor tourist got a surprise. He . . .
he likes Augustines outfit.
Pritkin snorted and drew his empty hand back out. What does a ghost know about
More than you, obviously, Bily retorted.
The sudden question made Cassie jump, although it hadnt come from Bily. Or
Pritkin. And al of their fingers were in plain sight, instead of biting into the tender space
between her shoulder blades.
But someones was, until it moved to the smal of her back. She spun to avoid said
finger, only to have it thrust in her face. A look past the quivering appendage showed her
the great man himself, with some sort of robe on his elongated body and a chapeau of the
gods perched on his perfectly styled blond head. The robe had a mass of gold embroidery,
and the hat . . . had gauze. Layer upon layer of it, swaddled delicately around what
appeared to be a pith helmet.
Wel? the vision demanded, and poked her again.

Wel, what? she asked, stil staring at the hat. The air shimmered around it, like the
sun off the desert, and in the heat waves flickered scenes of another time. Planes dropped
bombs in great battles in the sky, pyramids rose pale against deep gold sand, and a
gorgeous woman in a bit of tasseled nothingness draped an arm across the heros chest.
Who are you supposed to be? Pritkin demanded. Bloody Valentino?
Augustine shot him a scathing glance. Lawrence of Arabia!
Green eyes took in the girl. Thought he played for the other team.
Augustines scowl grew. Go away, he demanded, glaring at Cassie.
Any particular reason why? Pritkin asked.
Yes, it was hissed. I have a show today!
And the pair of you are destroying the ambiance!
Man has a point, Bily said.
Cassie looked down at herself. She had on a pair of khaki shorts and a blue tank top
with Suck it up, Buttercup, written across the front. It had been tossed at her by Pritkin
during a recent training session, when she complained once too often about the completely
ridiculous number of sit ups she was being asked to do. Shed chosen to wear it ironicaly
thereafter, but couldnt use it where she was going next, which was what she needed to
talk to Augustine about if hed stop trying to manhandle her off the sidewalk.
What do you want? he finaly hissed, when she refused to go.
Thats just it, she said, struggling to explain and to hold her ground at the same time.
I dont know. I never know. But
Then go away!
I wil be! Thats what Im trying to tel you. I keep having to flip through time, often
at a moments notice, and most historical people dont take wel to shorts and a tank top

Modern ones dont either, if they have any taste.
She ignored that, but not the forceful hand on her back. Wait! I need a favor!
Not caling security on you IS a favor, he told her, turning to go back inside his
shop. Cassie grabbed his arm, and had a camel almost take a bite out of her hand for her
She jerked it back and the camel looked at her smugly, its thick lips puled back in a
sneer, its large head draped over Augustines right shoulder. The harem girl was stil clinging
to the left, and since neither of them had much in the way of bodies, the hats powers
being limited, the effect was that of a linebacker with a couple of very strange shoulder
Cassie blinked at them.
And then blinked again when a new item suddenly appeared in the air, a sleek black
revolver with no visible means of support, which didnt seem to bother it at al. It did seem
to bother Augustine, however, maybe because it was leveled directly between his eyes. His
baby blues went a little cross-eyed, staring down the muzzle, until they refocused to stare
down at Pritkin instead.
Touch her again and someone else is going to have to handle that absurd show of
yours, Pritkin informed him.
Overreact much? Augustine sneered.
Considering how many people try to kil her on a weekly basis? No.
Im not trying to kil her! I just want her to leave!
Give me what I want and I wil, Cassie said quickly.
And that would be what? Augustine demanded. Cassie opened her mouth. In one

A suit. Like the one you sold Sal once.

Sal? Augustine looked confused.
You know. Tonys vamp? You sold her a suit that, wel, it became whatever someone
needed it to be at the time. Like a swim suit one minute, and a business suit the next. It just
sort of morphed
Yes, yes, Augustine said impatiently. That was last seasons model. I dont have
any of them left. Although you could check on clearance
He turned away, but Cassie caught his arm again. He started to pry her hand off, but
the gun moved menacingly closer. He scowled at it.
I dont want that suit, Cassie said hurriedly. It only did modern stuff. I want one
like it. One that can change into something for whatever historical period Im in. Like if I
have to go to the Sixties one day, and to Victorian England the next She stopped,
because Augustines glare had now reached solar-flare levels of forcefulness. What?
Do you have any idea what youre asking? he demanded. No, of course you
dont, he said, before she could answer. They never do. Al day, every day, its the same
thing. Fat women who demand to be skinny. Ugly women who want to be pretty. Short
women who want to be taler and tal women who want me to make them petite! And al
through the transformative power of fashion. Because, apparently, using glamouries would
be cheating!
I dont want to be taler or whatever, Cassie began, only to have him cut her off.
No, you just want to look appropriate for a hundreda thousanddifferent times,
many of which have nothing to do with each other fashion-wise, requiring not only different
silhouettes, but different fabrics, patterns, notions and accessories! I would have to
construct a garment that could go from cotton to denim to watered silk to linsey-freakingwoolsey, from short to long, from day to evening, from demure to ostentatious, from he

threw up his hands. Its absurd!

So . . . youre saying itl take some time? Cassie said hopefuly.
Im saying it cant be done! he yeled, and started back for the entrance to his shop.
And then stopped and staggered against the display window, sprawling there to catch
Cassie ran to help him, thinking that the mans perpetualy high-strung nature had
finaly resulted in a heart attack, only to have him glare furiouslybut not at her.
If you dont get this damned thing off me, right now, he said menacingly.
What thing? Cassie asked, looking from him to Pritkin and back again. And then
making the mistake of trying to help him up. And being snapped at for her trouble by the
man, cursed at by the girl and spat onby the camel.
Cassie stood there, covered in about a galons worth of camel slime, and caught
between horror and disgust.
I thought only lamas did that, Bily commented.
Get it off me! Augustine roared.
A couple of security guards started in their direction.
Il take it off when you give the lady a polite, reasoned response, Pritkin said.
Thats rich, coming from him, Bily snorted.
Cassie stood there and dripped at them.
You want a reasoned response? Augustine asked furiously. Alright, hows this? I
have a major show today, and another tomorrowmy first menswear line. Mass orders
are sure to start coming in shortly thereafter, just when a bunch of fools want interviews,
taking me away from the workroom when I most need to be free to deal with
catastrophes. Like my carefuly selected model for my upcoming ad campaign caling me
from the hospital this morning and saying he cant do it! Sking accidentin July! And now

she, he hiked a thumb in Cassies direction. Wants an impossible special order. I dont
have time for this!
Make time, Pritkin suggested. Her jobs a little more important your ad campaign.
Not to me! Augustine snapped.
How about if I could get you a replacement? Cassie asked, wiping slime off her
face. For the model, I mean. That would free up some time, wouldnt it?
Oh, let me guess. One of those damned vampires of yours?
Whats wrong with vampires?
Whats wrong is that everyone does it
I knew he was a hipster, Bily said.
not to mention that vampires rely on glamouries to look the way they do and the
whole premise of my campaign is the natural man. No glamouries needed
Just outrageously expensive clothes, Cassie muttered, wondering what to do with
her handful of magic slime.
and no vamps. I need a mage.
A mage? Her eyes came up, and then slid automaticaly to Pritkin. Bily burst out
laughing. Augustine ignored them.
and in any case, Ive already solved my problem. Part of the shows gimmick is
be part of the legend. Im letting the invitees decide on the new model
Theyre going to be voting on photos I supply of suitable prospects, clad in their
favorite couture, if you must know.
Their favorite? Arent they supposed to be modeling your designs?
Yes, but were not just deciding on a model, are we? Were choosing the face of
Augustine Homme. It needs to be someone with panache. Someone with attitude.

Someone with a touch of danger

Someone like Pritkin, Cassie said brightly.
* * *
Later that night, Cassie was sitting in the middle of her bed, surrounded by
catalogues and glossy magazines. She was trying to narrow down a look for Pritkin that
might win the contest, but not having a lot of luck. His iconic onelong leather coat, a
couple tons of weapons, a plain t-shirt, and wild blond hair was so ingrained that it was
hard to imagine him in anything else. But she had to. She had to!
Not that hed said hed do it, even if she did come up with something. He hadnt
said much of anything after her pronouncement, or maybe she just hadnt heard him over
Augustines peals of laughter. Cassie scowled. Damn Augustine! Pritkin was . . . wel, he
was a war mage. They had more important stuff to do than worry about what they were
wearing. Or who.
And damn Bily, too. Pritkin looked fine. Okay, the hair could use some help, and
maybe the holeyer stuff needed to go, and the boots were looking a bit scuffed . . . but he
didnt look like a hobo, damn it! He looked like Pritkin. He looked fine.
But maybe not fine enough for al those snobby types Augustine was going to have
voting. She sighed and went back to flipping through the latest mens mag, which like the
others contained a lot of clothes that she couldnt in her wildest dreams see Pritkin
wearing. And she only had until tomorrow night!
Got it, Bily said, and a beam of light hit her in the face.
Cassie looked up, blinking, to see that her laptop had been turned her way, and was
glowing brightly in the darkened room.
Bily Joe had recently discovered that his lack of actual fingers did not preclude his
being able to manipulate a keyboard, and thus spent a lot of time online these days,

including duping a bunch of fleshbags in the wild world of internet poker. But this wasnt
a list of his latest winnings, it was . . . Oh, no.
Oh, yes, Bily nodded, his Stetson bobbing about on its own, because he hadnt
bothered to appear al the way. I did two, so he can choose. On the left, we have the
modern cowboy
Forget the left. What the heck is on the right?
Vampire hunter, Bily grinned. I cal it Van Helsing realness.
I cal it horrible!
Most of the audience wil be mages. Theyl love it.
But wil Pritkin?
Show him and find out. But its not that far off his usual shtick. Wel, cept for the
colar. And the crosses. And maybe the stakes
I cant show him this!
Youre just chicken.
I am not. I just dont think this is his best chance to
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
You know what hel
Bok, bok, bok.
Damn it, Bily!
But Bily Joe just laughed, and then even the hat disappeared, leaving Cassie looking
at a bunch of the latest in fashionable attire. Wel, fashionable in the sense that designers,
and presumably their clients, used the term. Meaning that you couldnt walk down a public
street in some of that stuff without being scooped up by the guys in the white coats.
But a few of the cowboy pieces were kind of cute, and had she done any better?
She clutched the latest magazine to her chest. God, she needed that suit. Time travel

was a royal pain in the backside even without the threat of getting lynched for indecent
exposure. Or being mistaken for a prostitute. Or a witch. Having a suit that could shift as
easily as she did would be just a huge, huge help, and Augustine was a dick, and they just
had to win that contest . . .
Maybe she was being too pessimistic, she told herself. Maybe Pritkin would like
them better than she thought. Only one way to find out.
Ten minutes later, Cassie found herself being unceremoniously ushered back out onto
the carpet of Dantes hotel halway. A couple of printouts fluttered lazily to the ground
beside her. You barely looked at them! she yeled, at the resolutely shut door.
Some of the cowboy stuff was nice!
More nothing.
Wel, crap.
Billy's Picks 1
Billy's Picks 2
* * *
Clearly, Cassie decided, she was going to need some better help. Which was how
she came to be standing on the doorstep of Pritkins friend and felow war mage, Caleb.
At three A.M.
What? Caleb demanded sleepily, rubbing his bald head. He had a gun in one hand
and a bandolier of potion bottles slung over his bare chest. War mages answered the door
in the middle of the night, but they didnt do it unarmed.
Of course, they probably didnt even shower that way, so no surprise, Cassie
thought, slipping past him. I get that a lot, she told him.

Yes, what? Caleb demanded, as she checked out his living room.
Caleb sighed and shut the door. Are you going to tel me what the hel you want, or
just stand around being cryptic?
Im . . . not sure. Cassie said, feeling torn.
On the one hand, Calebs apartment was a pleasant surprise. Shed never thought
of him having money, since he dressed in the same standard war mage attire Pritkin
favored when on the job, which was the only place shed ever seen him. But the apartment
was a gleaming ode to modernity with chrome and fine wood and a big bank of windows
with an impressive view of the Strip. Such apartments did not come cheap. It could be a
rental, of course, but stil . . .
On the other hand, however, were the worrying Snoopy PJ bottoms he was
currently wearing. Which, lets face it, did not bode wel. Maybe this had been a bad idea.
My niece gave them to me, he said, catching the direction of her gaze. And did
you come over here to critique my nightwear?
No, Cassie said, feeling relieved. I came over to get some help.
With what? Caleb asked, looking vaguely worried.
But, as it turned out, he was helpful. At least he was once she explained the bet with
Augustine, that he would supply the coveted suit if Pritkin was selected from al the various
would-be models for the ad campaign. In fact, Caleb even kind of got into it, having
harbored a heretofore unacknowledged desire to see his old buddy spiff up a little. And, to
Cassies delight, the closet in the luxurious bedroom was wel stocked with exactly the kind
of stuff she needed.
This sounds like fun, Caleb said, unexpectedly grinning at her. If you need a

second horse in the race, maybe I could

Its nice of you to offer, Cassie told him sincerely. But Augustine only made the
bet because its Pritkin. He doesnt think he can do it.
Of course he can, Caleb said staunchly. But his eyes flickered a little.
Yeah, Cassie thought. Tel me about it.
Caleb's Picks
* * *
The good news was that she ended up shifting back to Dantes with a pile of very
nice stuff. The bad news was that she ran into something immediately thereafter, because
she couldnt see over top of it. Or make that someone.
Midnight shopping trip? Marco asked sardonically.
Cassie tried to slip around him, but of course, that didnt work. When her chief
bodyguard was in the doorway, nothing else was going to fit. And that included molecules.
Not that he was fat. Quite the contrary, Marco was one of the guys shed
immediately thought of when Augustine said he wanted someone a little different for his ad.
He was tall, dark and handsome in a biceps-the-size-of-small-children sort of way. Hed
trained to be a gladiator shortly before his death, and all these centuries later, he still looked
like it.
I just stepped out for a minute, Cassie said defensively, because he was giving her
that look.
To do what? Marco asked pleasantly.
Cassie sighed.
No, no, its perfect. Oh, God, one of her other bodyguards cried, half an hour later.
Cassie sighed again, but nobody cared. If there was one thing vamps loved, other than
for tormenting mages, it was fashion. So a combo of the two was just pie. Marco had even

gotten in on the act, helping himself to a big old piece of sarcasm in the form of a gladiator
chic wardrobe for Pritkin. That wasnt the problem, though. It was at least somewhat selfdeprecating, poking as much fun at Marco as it did at his target.
No, the problem was what the other boys had come up with.
I am NOT showing him that, Cassie said decisively.
Oh, come on. Hell love it, one of the guys said, pushing a collection he referred to
as The Prickly Mage at her. If ever anything spoke to the soul of the man
It does not!
Oh, really? The vamp arched an eyebrow. Mircea must make them practice that,
Cassie thought resentfully. Then why isnt he offering to help you?
He . . . he hasnt refused, she pointed out, a little lamely. Because he hadnt offered,
Oh, thats big of him, the vamp sneered. The Pythia, the person hes sworn to help
and defend, badly needs something to do her job. Something that could mean the difference
between life and death
You're exaggerating.
in the right circumstances, something that would require nothing more than a little
time on his part. And what does he do?
That Caleb guy stepped right up, didnt he? One of the other vamps pointed out.
Damn it; I shouldnt have told them that, Cassie thought.
As any of us would if asked, the first vamp said piously.
Hell, even if not asked, another laughed. I always wanted to be a model.
They dont make glamouries that big, someone else said.
Marco threw a pillow at them.
So take em down and see what he says, the first vamp challenged her.

Its not even five A.M. Cassie pointed out.

And? Isnt he supposed to be an early riser? And havent you spent all night on this?
Cassie sighed.
But ten minutes later, she was fuming. Okay, maybe Austin Powers Revisited wasnt
likely to be a hit; hell, maybe none of them were. But she didnt see Pritkin coming up with
anything better. Or anything at all.
Cassie stomped away from his room for the second time that night, tired and put out
and just a tad angry. The guys were wrong, she told herself. He didnt HAVE to do this. If
ever anything went above and beyond the call of duty . . .
Which would have been fine, if Calebs delighted face hadnt kept swimming in front
of her eyes.
Pritkin has the right to do what he wants, she reminded herself again. And anyway, he
still hadnt said he wouldnt do it. Maybe she just hadnt found the right combo of war mage
and couture yet. And British war mage, at that. Maybe Calebs stuff had been too American.
Maybe what she needed was a different perspective.
Marco's Picks
Bodyguard's Picks
Bodyguard's Picks 2
* * *
Come in, dear girl, come in, Jonas told her, opening the door on his vine covered
cottage in the English countryside. I was just doing the washing up.
Washing up?
From lunch.
Oh, right. Time difference, Cassie reminded herself. And then her stomach
reminded her that she hadnt had breakfast. Shed discovered recently that she could do

without food or sleep, but not both. At least not and think straight, and she had to think. She
was running out of time!
Her tummy grumbled again.
Theres some left, Jonas remarked idly.
Half an hour later, Cassie was finishing up some really wonderful chicken salad while
Jonas modelled some of his favorite outfits for her. He seemed to be having a good time, and
damn, who would have guessed that he was such a clothes horse?
But Jonas wasnt just her part time magic teacher. He was the head of the Silver
Circle, the worlds leading magical organization, and therefore a powerful political figure. Of
course he had nice clothes. He probably had events to go to all the time.
But the thing was, while his clothes were nice, they were nice for an, uh, older
gentleman. The layers of tweed and velvet and fine wool that complimented Jonass shock
of white hair and portly frame might not work so well on Pritkins more muscular one. Or on
the elite of the magical world, who probably wouldnt be impressed by tweed.
John also left a few things of his here, up in the attic, Jonas offered, If theyre any
use to you.
But its his clothes that are the problem, Cassie explained.
Well, yes. But he didnt always dress the same way, did he?
Didnt he?
Oh, no, Jonas said, and then got off on a tangent about umbrella styles.
Cassie escaped as soon as possible and went upstairs, wondering what could be
gleaned from Pritkins old clothes.
And discovered to her consternation that a wardrobe wasnt the only thing waiting for
her in the attic.
About time you showed up, Rosier said, and threw something at her.

Considering that the blond-haired devil bent over a trunk literally deserved the title,
being prince of the incubi, a demon lord, Pritkins estranged father and Cassies long-time
nemesis, she very understandably ducked. As a result, the bundle hit the wall behind her
head, but instead of exploding it only bounced off and came to rest on the dusty floor.
The demon scowled. Damn it! Thats Cavalli.
Its what? Cassie asked nervously, shying away.
Not what, who.
She just looked at him.
Cavalli, Cavalli. The Italian designer?
Cassie spent a moment wondering how Rosier had gotten him in there, before it
clicked. God, I need sleep, she thought wearily. What are you doing here?
Helping you. He threw something else at her.
This time, she caught it, mostly to keep it from slamming into her face. It was more
couture. Versace.
This isnt Pritkins, she said. It wasnt a guess. Strewn haphazardly around the attic
were a bunch of clothes, most dating from the nineteenth century by the look of them, and
the outfit she was squashing between her hands was from the current season. And so not
Pritkin. She recognized it from an ad shed seen in one of the magazines, and had quickly
dismissed for looking like something a gigolo would wear.
Or an incubus, she suddenly realized.
It is now, Rosier said, pulling something out of the bottom of the trunk and sitting
on the lid. He summoned a lit cigarette with a gesture, and smoked it while the pages of what
looked like a photo album turned over by themselves. If you can get him to wear it, that is.
You . . . want him to wear it? Cassie asked, looking suddenly askance at the
expensive clothes.

I want him to get his head straightened out! Rosier said, exhaling vigorously. And
then muttering under his breath as the pages continued to flip. Damned boy, nothing but
trouble, dont know what I ever did toah!
Cassie jumped, as that last syllable had been as loud as a whip.
Here it is, Rosier said, and pushed the book at herfrom across the room. Like
Pritkins gun, it ignored gravity. Unlike Pritkins gun, it shot across the space between them
and hit her in the gut.
She let out an audible ooomph, and wondered if shed just cracked a rib. But she
wouldnt give him the satisfaction of acting like it. She pulled the damned book out of her
solar plexus, and glanced at the open page instead.
And then abruptly sat down, pain forgotten, to peruse it more closely.
The picture was old, faded and yellowed, and half obscured since time had glued
half of it to the back of the preceding page. But enough remained visible to show her Pritkin
perched casually on the edge of a desk, holding a familiar-looking coat. But there the
similarities ended.
The hair was more I-couldnt-be bothered-today and less full-scale catastrophe. The
boots had some buttons and flaps on them, but they were also unscuffed and maybe even a
little shiny. The shirt likewise was old fashioned and high collared, but it didnt look bad with
the sleeves rolled up over muscular forearms. And the vest was actually attractive, plain gray
or some dark material, but snug-fitting and buttoned up over a broad chest.
None of the pieces looked particularly high end; this was a working mans ensemble.
But everything fit him, and was noticeably missing holes, dirt or other signs of wear. And
Cassie suddenly realized what she was seeing.
This was before, she said slowly.

Rosier didnt say anything else. He didnt have to. The picture was from before
Pritkins world fell apart, before his incubus abilities accidentally killed his wife, before he
attacked his father for not telling him that that was a possibility. Before the demon council
condemned him to slavery in the service of said father for all eternity as penance.
Said penance had been postponed because Rosier didnt want an unwilling, resentful
slave; for what he had in mind, that would be less than useless. So hed cut a deal with
Pritkin to allow him to continue his life on earth as long as he obeyed one prohibition, the one
thing it was believed that no incubus could ever do: never have sex.
It meant avoiding attracting any women, or interested men. It meant denying part of
what made up his nature at its most basic level. It meant forfeiting a major source of his
power. And it meant keeping on doing it for as long as he wanted to remain free of his
father s clutches.
And unless Cassie was very much mistaken, that was the time Pritkins wardrobe
went straight to hell.
Whats wrong? Rosier asked, seeing her suddenly burning cheeks.
Nothing. She gently shut the book.
Oh, what now? he demanded. This is a prime opportunity, cant you see that?
For you.
For him. You want him to live like this for the rest of his life? Stuck here, all but
penniless, certainly powerless, put upon by every Tom, Dick and Harry on this pathetic ball
I want him to do what he wants to do. And to wear whatever he wanted to wear.
Shed been thinking only of herself, of her needs, of the crazy job shed somehow ended up
with and the thousand little details that went with it. She hadnt been thinking about him.
Or about the fact that the worlds shabbiest incubus might be that way for a reason.

And you think hed be better off here with you, I suppose, Rosier sneered.
I think thats up to him, too, she said. And shifted.
Jonas' Picks
Rosier's Picks
* * *
Cassie! Cassie! Someone was yelling her name, and she wished theyd stop. She
pulled the blanket over her head. Cassie! It didnt help.
She finally stuck a tumbled blond head out from under the covers, only to see Billy Joe
hovering in the air right above her bed. What? she demanded.
Dont start that again.
She put her head back under.
No, no. A chilly ghost finger lifted up the blanket. Come out. Youll like this.
I wont.
You will.
If it involves getting up, I wont.
How about if it involves getting a present?
She poked a single eye out. What kind of present?
This kind, Marco said, coming in the bedroom door.
There were several vamps behind him, but they were almost obscured by the dress
box in Marcos hands. One with Augustines label on it. Cassie sat up.
What is that?
Open it and find out.
So she did. And felt a little disappointed, since it was only a plain grayish dress without
even any embellishment on it. It looked like the kind of thing her governess would have
approved of, but it definitely wasnt up to Augustines usual standards. Which made it weird

that everyone was just standing there, looking expectant.

Um. Tell him thank you? Cassie said.
Oh, dont thank him, one of the vamps laughed. He was ungracious enough about it,
the bastard.
Ungracious? She rubbed some sleep out of her eyes.
Seems he doesnt like losing a bet.
Doesnt . . . losing . . . Cassies eyes got wide. And then she threw back the covers,
grabbed the dress, and hared off to the bathroom, where a moment later she was wearing a
stylish fringed flapper ensemble, complete with long beaded necklace. And a second after
that, an eighties era, wide shouldered power suit. And then a sixties minidress, an Edwardian
velvet gown, and a silver disco dress
Youre gonna wear it out, Marco told her.
Its so cool! She spun around. She looked like Olivia Newton John in that horrible
movie she couldnt remember the name of right now but it didnt matter because she had her
dress! Although, come to think of it, why did she have her dress?
It only works for the last century or so, Marco was saying. Augustine said
something about
the silhouettes getting too complex after
that and him having to layer too many spells onto one garment, which would result
in none of them
Marco! Cassie shouted. He stopped, pursing his lips. And raised a single eyebrow.
He grinned. Go downstairs and see.

And so she did. Before she ever got across the lobby, she did. Because the damned
things were almost a story high.
She stopped abruptly, in the middle of the concourse, her mouth hanging open, and
stared for a full minute. Goddammit!
You dont like it?
Cassie spun to find Pritkin standing behind her, wearing the same sweat stained
exercise clothes as before.
NoI mean, yesI mean
Thought it came out rather well, myself.
Iyes. Rather . . . Cassie swallowed. Well.
And it matched the title of the collection.
The Natural Man.
She looked back at the very natural, one might even say au naturale, man adorning
the promotional posters. Uh
And I suppose Augustines clients must have thought so, too.
Cassie bit her lip. She didnt think thats what his clients had been thinking. Not the
women, anyway. And then she knew it wasnt, when two came out of the shop, loaded down
with packages. And started walking their way, stopping every so often to look back at the
If they could make my husband look like that, Id buy every damned piece in the
line, one of them said.
Her companion didnt say anything. She was too busy looking at Pritkin. And sneering.
Cassie belatedly realized that they were standing directly in the path leading to the
main lobby. There was, of course, plenty of room to go around, but someone with a diamond

on her finger the size of a quails egg probably wasnt in the habit of being the one to move.
Excuse me, the woman said glacially.
Cassie stood her ground. But Pritkin moved out of the womans way, albeit with a
slightly ironic bow. She swept past, and the two ladies resumed their conversation. I wonder
who they used? Quail Egg said.
Pritkin caught Cassies eye, and smiled slightly. I suppose the clothes really do make
the man.
No, she told him. No, they dont.

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