Est. 1971 Thanks for coming in my Pants!

Fries All of our french fries are fresh, not frozen, & cut to order
then deep fried to a crispy golden brown.

naked - $2.75 cheesy - $3.75 chili - $4.75 nacho style - $5.95 Deep Fried Our rings, shrooms, & zuch’s are cut fresh, never
frozen, then hand breaded to order in Amber Bock beer batter.

Chips A basket of fresh cut golden fried corn tortilla chips. w/salsa - $2.95 w/cheese - $3.95 w/chili - $4.95 Nachos Fresh cut corn tortilla chips layered w/spicy nacho
cheese sauce, tomatoes, olives, jalapenos & a dab of sour cream.

Onion Rings - $5.95 Mushrooms - $6.50 Zucchini - $5.95 Potato Skins We bake our own potatoes, core out the insides,
deep fry & load ‘em w/pepper-jack, delicious bacon strips & onions. Served w/side of sour cream. $6.50

vegetarian - $5.95 w/beef or chicken - $8.95 Quesadilla Flour tortilla stuffed w/tomatoes, onions, chilies,
cheddar, topped w/jalapeños, w/side salsa & sour cream.

vegetarian - $4.95 w/beef or chicken - $7.95

Poppers Mild jalapeño poppers stuffed w/creamy cheddar
cheese. Served w/ranch. $6.95

Combo Platter Make your own platter w/choice of three of the

following: Onion rings, mushrooms, zucchini, poppers, potato skins or naked fries. Served w/ranch. $8.95

Frito Pie Frito corn chips, covered in chili & top w/shredded cheddar, onions, & a scoop of sour cream. $7.95 Chili Homemade Chili Con Carne w/cheddar, crakers & a kick. cup - $3.95 bowl - $4.95 Chicken Strips Fried chicken strips w/coleslaw & fries. $7.95 Wings Dozen wings, made to taste: mild, medium, hot, barbecue,
Cajun, teriyaki or our own special Spankin’ Monkey Sauce. $7.95 Grilled upon request. Mix & match sauces add $.50.

Served w/choice of fries, coleslaw, or cottage cheese or skin chips. Substitute side salad or onion rings $1.00.

Served w/choice of fries, coleslaw, or cottage cheese or skin chips. Substitute side salad or onion rings $1.00.

Cheese Steak
BLT Club

Chicken Sandwich
Grilled tender chicken breast, served w/choice of lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion & mayo. $8.50

Shaved sirloin steak smothered w/provolone, mushrooms & onions. $9.95
Triple-decker w/delicious bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo, & more delicious bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayo. $7.95

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
Grilled buffalo style chicken breast covered in hot, medium, mild, or Spankin’ Monkey sauce. $9.50

Grilled Ham & Cheese Sandwich

Thinly sliced grilled ham w/choice of cheese & tomato slices on toasted sourdough. $7.95

Teriyaki Chicken Sandwich
Southwestern Chicken Sandwich
Pepper-jack, grilled green chilies, jalapeños & sour cream. $9.50

Toasted Cheese Sandwich

Grilled chicken breast topped w/teriyaki, Swiss & grilled pineapple. $9.50

Choice of cheese & tomato on toasted sourdough. $6.50

Monkey Club

Classic triple-decker club w/turkey, ham, delicious bacon, Swiss, American, lettuce, tomato & mayo. $8.95 Tuna Melt
Savory grilled tuna salad w/Swiss & tomato slices on toasted sourdough. $8.95

Cajun Chicken Sandwich
Grilled tender chicken breast dusted w/Cajun spices & pepper-jack. $9.50

Hickory Chicken Sandwich
Grilled chicken breast topped w/melted cheddar, onion ring & smothered in tangy barbecue sauce. $9.50

Turkey Melt

Thinly sliced grilled turkey w/Swiss & tomato slices on toasted sourdough. $8.95 $8. Served w/choice of fries, coleslaw, or cottage cheese or skin chips. Substitute side salad or onion rings $1.00. Served w/choice of fries, coleslaw, or cottage cheese or skin chips. Substitute side salad or onion rings $1.00.

Bacon Wrapped Deep Fried Hot Dogs
Chili Dogs

Southwestern Chicken Wrap
Grilled or crispy chicken, mixed greens, tossed in hot sauce w/chilies & pepper-jack & salsa. $7.95

Two hot dogs wrapped in delicious bacon, deep-fried, smothered in spicy nacho cheese sauce. $6.95 Two grilled hot dogs covered with homemade chili. $6.95 w/nacho cheese $7.95

Avocado Turkey Wrap
Turkey, mixed greens, Swiss & avocado w/honey mustard dressing. $7.95

Fish & Chips

Grilled Chicken Caesar Wrap
Grilled, romaine & Parmesan tossed in Caesar dressing. $7.95

Three delicious battered cod fillets served w/tartar sauce & lemon wedge. $8.95

EXTRAS: dressing, sour cream, salsa, sauces,

tomatoes, mayo, celery, carrots $.50

Served w/choice of fries, coleslaw, or cottage cheese or skin chips. Substitute side salad or onion rings $1.00.

Ranch, Bleu Cheese, 1000 Island, Italian, Caesar & Honey Mustard.

Nebraska Burger

Half-pound select ground beef grilled to order. $7.95

House Salad

Wisconsin burger Arizona Burger Texas Burger

Mixed greens, tomato, cucumber, croutons. Sm: $3.50 Lrg: $5.95

American, cheddar, Swiss, jack, or provolone. $8.50 Pepper-jack, green chilies, jalapeños, cooled off w/scoop of sour cream. $8.95 Drenched in spicy chili & cheddar cheese $8.95

Grilled or Crispy Chicken Salad

Tomatoes, cucumber, onions, croutons, & shredded cheddar on a bed of mixed greens. $9.50

Pennsylvania Burger Alaskan Burger

Grilled Cajun chicken topped w/tomatoes, cucumber, onions, croutons, & cheddar on a bed of greens. $9.50

Cajun Chicken Salad

Topped w/Swiss & fresh sauteed mushrooms. $8.95 Topped with ice-cold ice flown in from Alaska. $7.95

Grilled or Crispy Buffalo Chicken Salad

Topped w/celery, carrots, & shredded cheddar on a bed of mixed greens. $9.50

New Jersey Burger Hawaiian Burger

Covered w/stinky bleu cheese dressing & even stinkier bleu cheese crumbles. $8.95 Dripping w/sweet teriyaki, Swiss & pineapple. $8.95

Chef Salad

Ham, turkey, cheddar, eggs, olives, tomatoes, onions, croutons & cucumber on a bed of greens. $9.50

Classic Cobb Salad

Louisiana Burger Georgia Burger Florida Burger

Dusted w/Cajun seasoning & pepper-jack. $8.95 Coated w/creamy peanut butter & American $8.95 Topped w/grilled tuna & Swiss $8.95

Turkey, tomatoes, egg, delicious bacon, avocado, olives, bleu cheese on a bed of mixed greens. $9.95

Tuna & Avocado Salad

Fresh avocado & tuna salad atop mixed greens, eggs, tomatoes, black olives, cucumber & cheese. $9.95

California Burger Maine Burger

Taco Salad

Layered w/avocados & pepper-jack. $8.95 Doused in gooey maple syrup & American. $8.95

Choose beef or chicken on a bed of greens w/tomato, onions, jalapenos, cheddar, sour cream & salsa. $9.50

Caesar Salad

Oregon Burger Iowa Burger

Slathered w/grilled onions & American. $8.95 Topped w/fried egg & American. $8.95

Romaine, Parmesan tossed in a savory Caesar dressing, w/tomatos & croutons. $6.95

Chicken Caesar Salad

Tennesee Burger

Grilled chicken breast on a bed of romaine, Parmesan, tomato & croutons, w/Caesar dressing. $9.50

Melted cheddar, onion ring, w/tangy BBQ sauce. $8.95

New Mexico Burger

Spicy guacamole & w/pepper-jack. $8.95

Add delicious, mouth-watering bacon to anything! Including an ice cold AmberBock draft! $1

All kids meals include fries & soft drink.

Burger: $4.50 w/cheese add .50 Grilled Cheese: $3.95 Hot Dog: $3.95

Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Lemonade, Iced Tea, Mr. Pibb, Root Beer $2.25 Free Refills

Bud Light, Michelob Ultra Bud, AmberBock
Kilt Lifter, Fat Tire, Guinness

Draft

Budweiser, Bud Light Bass, Michelob Light Michelob Ultra, Rolling Rock
Ace Pear, Amstel Light, Blue Moon, Coors Coors Light, Corona, Dos Equis, Heineken, MGD Miller Lite, New Castle, O’Douls, Sierra Nevada

Bottled

Busch & Busch Light, PBR, Old Style

Cans

Experience the Wan Fu! A French Chinese Table Wine Also Merlot, Chardonnay, Cabernet

T-Shirts • Tank Tops • Girls Panties • Nail Clippers Do-it-Yourself Oil Change Kit • Tennis Lessons Test Tubes • Used Buckets • Fertilizer • Squid Home Movies • Semi-Used Jock Straps • Decals

Daily - 1 O’Clock Shirtless Shot Sunday - Free Pool & All Day Happy Hour Wednesday - Wear a Wig Get Happy Hour Prices Thursday - Fish Racing & Long Island Iced Tea Specials

The food at The Pants is prepared fresh, which means it may take longer than standard bar food. If you’re in a hurry you may want to hit the fast food joint across the street. If you’re hungry for really good food, sit back & relax have some free popcorn or skin chips, we’lll get it out to you as soon as we can
We only accept Cash, Visa or Master Card. No checks of any kind! An 18% gratuity will be added to your check on parties of 8 or more.
This establishment serves eggs and hamburgers that are cooked well, medium, or rare. Consuming raw or under cooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may contribute to food borne illness.