June 2010 Issue 21

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HESWALL’S very own troupe of female Morris Dancers have been out and about during May. The group, who practice at the Parish Church Hall of the Good Shepherd every week, are always looking for new members so why not give it a try. You can find out more on page 22. The town’s local theatre group The Woolgatherers are on stage again this month with Alan Ayckbourn’s Table Manners. You can also read about the new walking bus at St Peter’s School and a Heswall charity’s work to bring a bit of sunshine to disabled children. We’ve also got lots of local news, gardening, health and beauty , a what’s on guide and business directory.
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Pupils go for a walk - on the bus A WALKING bus scheme is beginning this month at St Peter’s CE Primary School. In an effort to reduce congestion at the start and end of the day, the school is encouraging more pupils to walk instead of using the car. The school has been given the go ahead to operate a walking bus throughout June/ July. If successful, it is hoped that the scheme will become permanent in September. It will operate from the car park next to Heswall Hall, allowing parents to drop off safely. The children will be led down the Mount and down School Hill, using the top gate to come into school. The school will also be encouraging parents to avoid parking in School Hill to make this part of the route almost ‘pedestrian only.’ Champagne and scones AToMIC Kitten singer Natasha Hamilton held her recent baby shower at Roses Tea Rooms, in Heswall. Guests tucked into sandwiches and scones as well as champagne – served from teapots. BMX check HESWALL police have carried out extra patrols to prevent BMX riders causing damage on the Dales, which is a conservation area.The damage has now been repaired. Mike takes the plunge THE new Chairman of Heswall Round Table, Mike Evans led fellow Tablers on a 100ft abseil down the 100ft tall Leasowe Lighthouse last month. This helps raise funds and awareness for the bone marrow charity; The Anthony Nolan Trust, which helps people fight leukaemia.

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once you start buying first aid kits you start having accidents – George Mikes

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Up, up and away HUNDREDS of balloons were released last month at Heswall Primary School in aid of the Children’s Heart Association. The North West based children’s charity helps to care for children at Alder Hey Children’s Hospital. The balloon launch was held in conjunction with the national Children’s Heart Awareness week (May 8th-16th).
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Morris women’s busy weekend
THE early May Bank Holiday Weekend was a busy one for Mockbeggar Morris, Wirral’s Ladies North West Morris Team. They were host to Mersey Morris Men, Wirral’s Cotswold Morris Side and to guests from The Isle of Man, Manx Folk Dance Society. Rising at 4am on 1st May the members of the three teams went to Thurstaston to enjoy the traditional Morris custom of “dancing in the dawn” at Thors Stone. Following breakfast the sides travelled to Claire House to entertain some of the children. It was a beautiful May Day, just right for dancing and the rest of the day was spent at The Grand Entrance to Birkenhead Park. The Friends of Birkenhead Park and Anne Litherland, Head Ranger had invited the three sides to display their distinctive styles of dancing against the imposing Grand Entrance Archway. The evening was spent enjoying an informal Ceilidh at the Parish Hall of The Church of the Good Shepherd, Heswall where Mockbeggar practice every Thursday 8-10pm. Sunday’s weather was not so kind, as the three sides headed for The National Boat Museum, Ellesmere Port. Although they braved the wind for the first session after lunch they entertained visitors inside. on Monday the Manx Guests returned home having spent a tiring if fulfilling weekend enjoying a taste of Wirrral and promising to return. If anyone is interested in finding out more about Wirral’s Morris Sides website details are www.mockbeggarmorris.org or www.merseymorrismen.com

87 per cent of all people in all professions are incompetent – John Gardner

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WHen Wayne Roberts of the Sandstone Clinic invited me along to try out a new Laser Lipo treatment which would guarantee me inch loss I was a little bit dubious never having heard of it before, but thought give it a go “all I have to lose is inches”, writes Karen Schroder I arrived at the Sandstone Clinic and was met by Denise Roberts, a fully trained and qualified Laser Lipo technician, who very quickly put me at ease. After filling a medical questionaire it was time for the treatment to begin. I had decided to have my tummy area done as although I do sit ups every day, I still have a few wobbly bits to contend with. Taking a tape measure, Denise measured three areas around my stomach, I then lay on a bed with a cover over me whilst Denise explained the science behind the treatment which in itself is very simple, A belt with laser paddles was placed around my tummy, the laser beams then penetrate the skin to a depth of 9mm, to reach the layers of fat which then sets off a reaction which involves the fat being broken down and put back into the digestive system where it is then dispersed the natural way… After just 20 minutes the treatment was over and I was measured again, I was amazed I had lost a total of 21/2 inches off my stomach area. Denise recommended I go home and do 40 minutes of exercise to really ensure the treatments success. I have not put the inches back on and I would definitely recommend this treatment to anyone looking for a permanent and cost effective way to lose inches without having to resort to invasive surgery.
SandStone Clinic Ltd is a brand new Private aesthetics Clinic that opened in West Kirby on 8th March this year and is part of Sandstone Medical Centre - a new GP Practice that opened on the same day. the idea for the clinic came from the patients of Sandstone Medical Centre when asked what services they would like adding to the Practice in addition to the nHS Services already offered. the clinic specializes in the following procedures: 1. non-invasive Laser Lipo treatment - We are the onLY GP Practice in the UK offering a private clinic for this procedure. Unlike liposuction, Laser Lipo is a laser liposculpture treatment with no pain, no surgery and no wounds. 2. Wrinkle reducing treatment (Botulinum toxin a) We offer one of the latest (and most popular) treatments for removing frown lines, forehead wrinkles or crows feet. Wrinkle relaxing injections also work particularly well when combined with a dermal filler (Restylane(tm)). We offer a free of charge initial consultation for all aesthetic procedures. The clinic is run by Dr N Alam and Mr W Roberts - partners in Sandstone Medical Centre. Dr Alam has over 20 years experience in medicine, is a specialist in minor surgery and is fully qualified in the application of Botulinum Toxin A and Dermal fillers. We also have a fully trained and qualified Laser Lipo technician. our services are aimed at both Male and Female 18+ for those looking to improve their appearance - without surgery! Those with pre-existing medical conditions will need to check with their GP first. For further information on any of our aesthetic procedures, please call denise on : 0151 929 6803 or 07746064650 (denise may be with a client when you call, so please leave your name and number).alternatively, email her on : sandstoneclinic@gmail.com or visit our website : www.sandstoneclinic.co.uk Sandstone Clinic - producing the best possible result for each and every patient, in the most caring and professional way.

The easiest way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement – Rosenbaum’s Law

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Two wrongs don’t make a right but they make a good excuse – Thomas Szasz

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Life - but not as we know it
THE children of Heswall Primary School now know a little more about the workings of the human body. TheLife Caravan, sponsored by the Rotary Club of West Wirral, was parked in the school grounds for a week and with the help of educator Carol Gillam, the pupils learnt about the body and how to look after it. The outgoing Mayor of Wirral Cllr Andrew Hodson was the special guest on one day and is pictured with the children.

Nothing is so simple it cannot be misunderstood – Albert Einstein

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Wood burns faster when you have chopped it yourself – Harrison Ford

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the dAWning oF the AWning
With the promise of record-beating temperatures this summer, awnings could finally come out of the shade and top the list of musthave items for alfresco living this year. That’s the view of the West Coast Local’s very own expert on interior design, window blinds and shades, Marc McQuilliam from Apollo Blinds. Marc says that modern awnings are packed with features that can enhance the outdoor experience and give any patio or veranda area a new lease of life. “First and foremost an awning is a shading product and provides respite from the blistering sun during the day,” he said. “Quality awnings have a high UV rating which means the sun’s harmful rays simply don’t pass through the material. This provides a cool shaded area where people can still enjoy being outside on a sunny day. “When the weather isn’t quite so good or the sun goes down the versatility of an awning comes into play. Modern awnings come with a variety of additional features including lights and heaters to create a shelter which helps to keep it a comfortable place to be for those underneath it. More always means worse – Kingsley Amis “And, for those who love their gadgets, awnings are available with sun sensors, which extend the canopy automatically depending on the strength of the daylight.” Conservatories have helped homeowners create another living space around their homes and Marc believes that if the sun shines and the UK has a long-overdue glorious summer then awnings could finally follow in the footsteps of conservatories. “We’ve had a couple of ropey summers and there’s a pent-up frustration from Brits who are desperately hoping this is the year of glorious sunshine because they want to get out into the garden and enjoy life outdoors,” he added. “And one thing that is central to them doing that to the full is having an awning. “it feels like the popularity of awnings is grown by stealth but they are finally breaking into the mainstream and topping the lists of things needed to have a great summer outdoors.” For more information about how awnings can help heswall Local readers make the most of their gardens this summer then please contact him on 0151 203 6160 or by visiting his website at www.apollo-blinds.co.uk/wirral.

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Community groups can use local hall
THE volunteers who run Richmond Hall are appealing for local groups to use the facility. Richmond Hall Club is a community venture in Heswall Lower Village and is run by volunteers to benefit local groups and is already used by several Heswall based organisations. Rooms are now available for hire by local community groups. The hall, which is in School Hill, has two substantial meeting rooms, the larger one has a tiled floor whilst the other is carpeted and has views down to the River Dee. There is a coffee bar and kitchen and the hall has disabled access and facilities. There is also some on site parking reserved for hall users. For more information on the reasonable charges and available times and dates ring 342 5742

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Useful numbers and info
Clubs Dee Sailing Club Station Road, Thurstaston. Tel 648 2300 Concert Band Rehearsals on Sundays 9:45am-12noon in the Scout Hall, Sandy Lane. Tel 342 1944 Flower Club Meet 2nd Wednesday of the month, 8pm at Alexander Hall, Rocky Lane. Tel 342 2060. Gayton Probus Meeting at Richmond Hall every Tues 9am1pm, also Luncheon Meeting first Monday of the month at The Grange. Call 342 7855. Heswall Society Established for the public benefit to conserve the heritage of the parish. Contact Carolyn Eddowes on 342 5066 Horticultural Society Meetings on the first Monday of the month at 7.30pm in Heswall Hall. Tel 342 8204 Lawn Tennis Club Quarry Road East, Heswall. Tel 342 1775 National Trust Association For local members of The National Trust - organises social events, speakers and outings to places of interest. Tel 342 2847 Oldfield Theatre and Concert Club Arranges visits by coach to theatres and concert halls throughout the Wirral and beyond. opera - Ballet - Concerts or Plays. New members welcome. Ring 342 8952. Operatic Society www.heswalloperatic.co.uk Photographic Society Meetings held at St.Peters Centre, Village Road, Lower Heswall. Tel 648 5787 Rotary Club Heswall group meets every Thursday at The Grange, Thornton Hough at 12.45pm. Secretary 342 2370 Rotary Club of West Wirral. Meets Wednesdays 6.30 pm at Heatherlands Court, Irby. Secretary 342 1883. Round Table Social club with a conscience open to men between 18 and 45, meeting at The Black Horse, Lower Heswall & other venues. Tel 342 9159. www.heswallroundtable.co.uk Senior Swimmers open to anyone over 50, for “serious “ or light exercise, at Caldy Grange Swimming Pool every Friday morning Tel. 342 3703 Soroptimists The group meet on the 2nd & 4th Thursdays of the month at the Grange, Liverpool Road, Neston. Tel 342 3446 Website Visit www.heswall.com for leisure and business info for Heswall. Tel 07730486242 Email mike@heswall.com Wirral WIldlife The local branch of Cheshire Wildlife Trust. www.wirralwildlife.co.uk Tel 342 1395. Woolgatherers Heswall-based drama group. New members welcome. Call 648 2717 Useful Numbers Councillors Peter Johnson, 342 1399 Leslie Rowlands 342 2454 Andrew Hodson 342 6253 Surgeries held on the first Saturday in the month at Heswall Library, 10.30am-12noon Police Heswall Police Station. Non-emergencies call: 709 6010. Monday - Friday 10am-5pm Richmond Hall Community hall in School Hill. Tel 342 5742 Schools Barnston Primary. Tel 342 5229 Gayton Primary. Tel 342 3772 Heswall Primary. Tel 342 7491 St Peter’s CE Primary. Tel 342 2556 Travel Co-op Travel, 206 Telegraph Road, Heswall. Tel 342 6103 Wirral Council General switchboard 0151 606 2000

When a man says his word is as good as his bond, always take his bond – Hugo Vickers

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Preudhomme’s Law of Window Cleaning: it’s on the other side – Winston Preudhomme

A perfect setting for the most perfect day
Imagine this……a unique 400-year-old converted dairy farm set in open Cheshire countryside overlooking rolling fields. Inside, an impressive, respectful renovation resulting in a beautiful interior filled with character. We offer informality and relaxation where stunningly chic meets enjoyably comfortable. The Barn Cheshire is the romantic wedding venue with a difference. To arrange a viewing please call 01244 303100

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THE team at The Barn will carry on Sam’s dream. We will continue to offer our clients beautiful surroundings, excellent wines, cask ales and award-winning food. Sam’s son Joshua, would like to introduce new manager Igor Hobot, and invites you to sample our new a la carte menu, serving seasonal, mouthwatering dishes. The Sunday lunch menu is available from 12noon-6pm, two courses for £15.95 or three courses for £19.95 Our new lighter menu served 5-7pm Tues-Fri. Enjoy an early dinner: Two courses at £15.95 or three for £19.95 We host regular wine and champagne evenings. With live, and occasionally magical, entertainment of a weekend. The Barn, on Chester Road, Bridge Trafford, just five miles outside Chester city centre, offers elegance entirely.
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GARDENING By JANET HEATH
JUNE is the month when shrubs and perennials are flowering at their best and the foliage is still fresh before the summer tiredness sets in. Trees such as Acer palmatum have wonderful coloured leaves in pale green, deep red or salmon pink depending on the variety. If you have a garden sheltered from strong wind, with a free draining soil that does not dry out, try one of the smaller varieties making sure to plant it well away from any buildings. The shrub, Weigela flowers in June and is easy to grow with a long flowering period. They have white, pink or red flowers and some varieties have purple or variegated foliage. This shrub will grow to 6ft or 2m in size but if it gets too large you can cut it back hard, preferably just after flowering. It grows best in sunny or lightly shaded positions. A smaller shrub for June is Cistus, of which there are many varieties both tall and lower growing. They are evergreen shrubs for sunny dry situations and have 2 inch flowers in white or pink, which look as though they are made of crumpled tissue paper. Lupins and delphiniums flower in June but can be damaged by slugs as they start to grow so keep a look out and grow them in drier positions that the slugs seem to favour less. The magenta purple flowers of the perennial Geranium Ann Folkard are striking and last for a long time. After the first flowering in summer, cut the leaves and dead flowers back and you should get a second flowering in autumn. Grow it in front of the yellow flowered Lysimachia punctata (Yellow Loosestrife) for a striking combination of magenta and yellow flowers. Although last winter was tough on plants, it may be worth considering the tender prostrate osteospermums Cannington Roy or Whirlygig. This perennial has wonderful white and pink daisy flowers and does well in the sun. I have it planted next to the slightly tender small shrub Convolvulus cneorum (no it is not bindweed but a small well behaved shrub!) that has silver leaves and white flowers at the same time as the osteospermum. Both made it through the winter in a sheltered position. Janet Heath, Garden Mentor Tel 01244 318258 www.gardenmentor.co.uk

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MAKE A WILL TO ENSURE YOUR LOVED ONES ARE PROVIDED FOR
A report by the national Consumer Council makes worrying reading for a lot of families. The report stated that around 27 million of us have not yet made a Will, and as a result, of those left behind, millions will suffer financial and personal hardship. The reason most people give for not having a Will is that it is something that ‘they keep meaning to do’. Unfortunately, not having got round to making a Will can cause untold complications after the death of a loved one. if a person dies without making a Will, then their estate is dealt with under the rules of intestacy. Most people assume that their spouse “will get everything anyway so why bother”. Under intestacy rules that is not necessarily the case. For non-married partners it is even worse, there is no such thing as common law wives or husbands, therefore they have no rights to inherit, no matter how long they have lived together. The above situations can be avoided with a simple Will. however, the ‘right Will’ for your own individual circumstances will enable you to make sure that your estate goes where you want it to go, to your loved ones. This includes helping to protect your assets against third parties such as Care Fees and inheritance tax. in home Legal Services will be pleased to guide you on how to make the right Will for your family in the comfort and privacy of your own home, so that you can leave love rather than potential misery, hardship and confusion.

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DID you know that West Wirral has it’s very own classic car club? Triumph Appreciation (Wirral) and Friends’ has been meeting every month at The Cottage Loaf, Thurstaston for almost 20 years, has over 50 members and is very active!

Dave’s Triumphant love affair
HI I’m Dave Evennett and I like cars! My Dad was chief designer at Meccano, the original makers of Dinky Toys, so what would you expect. During the early years after the war when toys were scarce I was brought up on a diet of Dinky Toys, Hornby Dublo Trains and Meccano Sets. Small wonder I still like playing with things like that, except these days they are usually a bit bigger! Thirty five years ago I bought, second-hand, a Triumph 2.5 PI Estate car (PI stood for Petrol Injection, something Triumph pioneered). This car was incredibly

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advanced and my love affair with Triumphs began. I found myself attracted to every model in the range and wanted one of each. Realsing my rescources and the demands of family life would seriously limit my scope I came up with a brilliant idea. I would get together with others folk of like mind and enjoy their cars instead....at their expense, of course. Sorted. I started by knocking on doors where ever I saw a Triumph on the driveway and to this day Bob and Peter are still amongst my best friends. A few years later we decided to try and attract more enthusiasts so we put a little invitation in the local rag and 35 people turned up! That night in the Cottage Loaf in Thurstaston ‘Triumph Appreciation (Wirral) and Friends’ was born. over the coming months I hope to introduce you to some of those friends and of course their cars.

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WHAT’S ON IN JUNE

Friday 4th June WIRRAL Jazz Friends host a Jazz Night in aid of Claire House Children’s Hospice, at Heswall Royal British Legion, on Pensby Road, from 7.30-11.30pm.. The original Panama Jazz Band, one of Wirral and the North West’s top hot bands, will share the bill with the very entertaining Rae owens Quintet. The tickets are £8.50 and can be purchased by telephoning Clive Edwards on 0151-3361190. Sunday 6th June WIRRAL Wildlife’s summer programme of outdoor events continues with ‘Through Dales and Woods’ from 10am-3.30pm. Join members of Wirral Wildlife for this circular walk through some of Wirral’s finest countryside, taking in farmland, woodland, heaths and the Dee Estuary. No dogs are allowed and strong footwear and a packed lunch are advised. Start and finish at Cleaver Heath Nature reserve, oldfield Road, Heswall. Sunday 6th June RAPToR Rescue at Wirral Country Park Visitor Centre, Thurstaston, 10am-4pm. Feast your eyes on magnificent birds of prey. Call 0151 648 4371 Thursday 10th - Saturday 12th June THE Woolgatherers of Heswall Amateur Dramatic Society are presenting their second production of the new season: Table Manners, by Alan Ayckbourn. Frustrated Annie looks after her bed ridden mum and seems destined to team up with the local vet, Tom – except she has planned a dirty weekend with the live wire Norman, who is married to her feisty sister, Ruth. All is going well until brother, Reg and control freak sister in law, Sarah, arrive to look after Mum for the weekend and discover what is planned, much to the dismay of Sarah and amusement of Reg! The performances take place at Heswall Hall, Telegraph Road, Heswall, at 8pm and tickets (£6) are available by calling 0151 348 1084 Sunday 27th June 10K run for charity in aid of Wirral’s St John’s Hospice, organised by the Rotary Club of West Wirral, at 11am from Leasowe Common along the scenic coastal path towards Wallasey then back as far as Leasowe Lighthouse before returning to the Common. The entry fee is £10 per runner (UKA Club Members £8) and further details can be obtained from the secretary at secretary@westwirral.rotary1180.org . Saturday 3rd July THE Gayton School Summer Fair, 12noon-3pm. The fair will have a world cup theme.

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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song? – Steven Wright

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Pruning, Felling, Reducing Dismantling and Clearance Hedge Maintenance Stump Removal Tree Surveys and reports

KITCHENS l BATHROOMS l BEDROOMS l HOME STUDIES Over the past 30 years Merilyn has been harnessing her skills and resources to bring innovative and inspirational designs to her clients. Her vast experience ranges from one-off pieces to whole house projects. Merilyn’s unrivalled passion and ability to understand her clients’ needs and aspirations is a breath of fresh air BESPOKE LIFESTYLE INNOVATIVE INTERIORS

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