The Obama Rap:

How does a Hawaiian, Chicagan, grad of Columbia College,

Dropped in the middle of a senate seat of congress,
In Illinois
Helping the poor and the impoverished,
Grow up to bring back hope into the office?
The economic, anti-atomic, not Islamic president,
Set a precedent uncommon,
Unlike we knew so bombic
So sad, yet true, it's comic,
When he was elected,
He was the first black man to get the office
And every day while Bush was causin
Conflict and counter
Away, across the plain, Obama kept his guard up.
He knew that the election itself would be a long shot
The brother was ready to campaign the world's socks off
But then Hilary came, and the primaries rained,
And our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a golf club to his temple, connected it to his game
He burned up his first debate, the dem collage was his maid!
Well, word got around and repubs went insane man,
Took up a collection to try and ruin his campaign ads!
You got your education, don't forget from where you came!
And the worlds gonna know your name! What's your name man?
Barack Hussein Obama
My names Barack Hussein Obama,
And there's a million things that I have done,
So just you wait.
Just you wait.
See our president, knowing it, helping Gays in the mil
Every day, cause you know, he repealed don't ask don't tell
Right then, cause you know he was sick of that kick
And repubs all hate it, but gay marriage came quick
But then sandy hook happened and the man committed suicide,

Left Obama there with ruined pride, but something new inside
A voice saying
Barry you gotta fend for yourself
So he started making and baking new gun control laws up on the shelf
There would've been
nothin left to do
For a pres that's less astute
Bin Ladin dead and destitute
While ISIS becomes so absolutely Mad
Lots violence
but you know hes
won a peace prize
He's also won
a bunch a stuff
you know you can't size
Trading with Cuba
taken a dumb embargos pants off
Plannin for the future
See him now as he stands on the bow of a house helping the new land!
In DC you can be a new man!
In DC you can be a new man (Just you wait)
In DC you can be a new man (Just you wait)
In DC you can be a new man
In DC--- DC
Just you wait!
Barack Hussein Obama.
The West Wing is waiting here for you
(West wing is waiting here for you)
You could never back down
From a simple game of GOLF!
OH, Barack Hussein Obama (Barack Hussein Obama)
When America sings for you
Will they know how you played the game?
Will they know how you overcame!?
The world, will never be the same! OhPlane is in Tarmac now, see if you can spot em
The first president who came up from the bottom
The republicans had tried his rep

And the citizens forgot em

[Mitt Romney/John Mccain]
Me, I fought with him
[Osama Bin Laden]
Me I died by him
[Hawaii]
Me, I alohad him
[Michelle/Joe Biden]
Me, I loved him
[Hillary]
And me? I'm the damn fool who shot em
There's a million things that he has done
So just you wait!
What's your name man?
Barack Hussein Obama