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Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage
makes you a car.
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My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
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My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys
jumped clear.
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Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
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Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of
cars cause children.
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What's the di erence between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and
the other is a great year.
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What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to
let you know they are coming.
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