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Marriage is a serious institution, not to be entered into lightly but that doesn't mean we
can't make fun of it! Humor in marriage is a funny thing like marriage itself.marriage quotes
are very special for everybody life. Its encourage to work everybody. we have collected many
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Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.funny wedding quotes

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Marriage is when a man looses his BACHELORS DEGREE and woman gets her MASTERS
DEGREE.

3.
Marriage is a workshopwhere husband works and wife shops

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Two golden rules to a Happy Marriage:
1. The wife is always rights.
2. When you feel she is wrong,slap yourself and read rule number I again.funny wedding
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

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Wedding rings,The world's smallest handcuffs!funny wedding quotes

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A husband is someone who,after taking the trash out,gives the impression he just cleaned
the whole house.

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Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

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Marriage is finding that special someone you want to annoy the rest of your life.

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Marry the one who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a
restaurant.

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Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them.funny wedding quotes

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I vow to shave my legs if you shave your beard.

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Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.funny
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Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband.

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Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they wont eat all of yours.

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Marry someone you want to annoy forever.

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I wish I could turn back the clock. I'd find you sooner and love you longer.funny wedding
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You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live
without.

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He stole my heart so I am planning evengeI'm going to take his last name.

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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

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Dear future husband, Find God, Find yourself,Then come,Find me.funny wedding quotes

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Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy Gary Busey.

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I'm so glad I'm me and you're you and we're we.funny wedding quotes

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Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and a woman gets her masters
degree.

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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

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If you're wrong and you shut up, you're wise; If you're right and you shut up, You're married.

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My prince is not coming on a white horseHe's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.

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When you meet someone who can cook and do housework. don't hesitate a minute marry
him.funny wedding quotes

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Did you know? The wedding ring goes on the ring finger,because it's the only finger with a
vein that connects to the heart.

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31.
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took
her to the gas station.

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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong,
admit it; whenever youre right, shut up. Ogden Nash

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Marriage is getting to have a sleep over with your best friend, every single night of the week.
Christie Cook

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the
rest of your life. Rita Rudner

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, youll become happy; if you get a bad one, youll
become a philosopher. Socrates

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You know There is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the
time Husband!!! Bill Maher

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37.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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The only time my wife is listening to me is when Im saying do you want some
money.funny marriage quotes

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In our marriage everything is 50/50. I cook, he eats. I wash, we wears. I shop, he pays!

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The only moment that my wife listens to me is when Im talking in my sleep.

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41.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
Albert Einstein

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42.
It seems like I was only married yesterday..If it was tomorrow I would cancel it.funny
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My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldnt have done better and I couldnt
have done worse!

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Marriage is give and take. Youd better give it to her or shell take it anyway. Joey Adams

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You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right.funny
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Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
Chris Rock

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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

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Marriage ain't for sissies! Gongrats on your first big step together.funny marriage quotes

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Weddings are not for the faint-hearted ask my bank manager Have a great day!

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51.
In life we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage its better to close
them! Congratulations and Good Luck!

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A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.funny
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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. Samuel Johnson

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54.
Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage. Finnish Proverb

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A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. Andre Maurois

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Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day. Gene Perret

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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1) Whenever youre wrong, admit it. 2)
Whenever youre right, shut up. Patrick Murra

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58..
Its easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have
been looking at each other for years? Anonymous

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Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
Chinese Proverb

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Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a
beginning and all fear of an end.

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