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Environmental–Terror–Organizations are operated by Enviro–Maniac–Activists COULD NOT CARE LESS

GREEDY RADICAL Environmental–Terrorists and En- about the beautification of our Urban Landscape.
viro–Maniac–Activists. Nor do they care about the protection of the envi-
ronment. They care only about being RICH !
The systematic PROHIBITION of FEDERALLY LEGAL,
SCIENTIFICALLY SAFE, TOTALLY IRREPLACEABLE, When conventional pest control products are prohib-
and ABSOLUTELY INDISPENSABLE conventional pest ited in a community, Enviro–Vermin–Salesmen move
control products is a means of making Environmen- in with their own line of STUNNINGLY EXPENSIVE
tal–Terror–Organizations RICH ! and HIGHLY PROFITABLE, but BOGUS, INEFFECTIVE,
and often HIGH–RISK Green Products.
Many Enviro–Maniac–Activists and their AVARICIOUS
organizations HAVE BECOME MILLIONAIRES ! Their ENVIRONMENTAL–TERROR = GREED = PROFIT !
pretentious prohibitionist rants have rewarded them
with MILLIONS OF DOLLARS from government and ALL Enviro–Maniac–Activists who promote these BO-
private donations, as well as from the sale of BOGUS GUS Green Products DO NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE
Green Products and services. TALKING ABOUT ! They are NOT TO BE TRUSTED !

The more these Enviro–Maniac–Activists concoct Despite claims to the contrary, overall, there are N O
MYTHS, DECEPTIONS, FEAR–MONGERING, FRAUDU- viable, efficacious, or economical Green Alternatives
LENT LIES, THREATS, COERCION, MISCONCEP- to replace conventional pest control products.
TIONS, TERROR, and PARANOID CONSPIRACIES
about conventional pest control products, the more Virtually all Green Products are BOGUS, displaying
they become RICH ! negative characteristics such as the following ―

Just like any other business, Environmental–Terror– • BOGUS Green Products may be ALMOST TOTALLY
Organizations have a responsibility to their donors INEFFECTIVE except under specific circumstances.
and investors, whose policies seek prohibition.
• BOGUS Green Products may require EXTREMELY–
Overall, Enviro–Maniac–Activists are simply GREEDY HIGH–INPUTS OF ACTIVE INGREDIENT since they
and AVARICIOUS SALESMEN that operate LUCRA- will otherwise be less effective, or ineffective.
TIVE For–Profit–Enviro–Terror–Businesses, and that
HAWK their own line of BOGUS Green Products and • BOGUS Green Products may be questionably
services. higher in toxicity, and pose higher environmental
risks.
Most For–Profit–Enviro–Terror–Businesses DO NOT
EVEN PAY TAXES ! Several Environmental–Terror– • BOGUS Green Products may be PROHIBITED in
Organizations operate For–Profit–Organo–Maniac– some jurisdictions because of concerns about safety.
Lawn–Care–Businesses.
• BOGUS Green Products may be STUNNINGLY
Some Environmental–Terror–Organizations have in- MORE EXPENSIVE to use when compared to conven-
vested in clover as a so–called alternative lawn seed. tional pest control products.

Enviro–Terror–Businesses are PROFITABLE because • BOGUS Green Products may be supplied by the
Enviro–Maniac–Activists concoct MISCONCEPTIONS, same For–Profit–Enviro–Terror–Businesses that
DECEPTIONS, FRAUDULENT LIES, MYTHS, THREATS, sought the prohibition of conventional pest control
FEAR–MONGERING, COERCION, TERROR, and PARA- products.
NOID CONSPIRACIES. These tactics are designed to
SCAM the public into believing that there is some • BOGUS Green Products may have negative side–
NON–EXISTENT danger with conventional pest con- effects like PHYTO–TOXICITY ( adversely affecting
trol products. plant growth ) or CORROSION or RODENT–
ATTRACTION or STINGING–BEE–ATTRACTION.
Enviro–Maniac–Activists have pretentiously pro-
claimed that the natural environment NEEDS their • BOGUS Green Products may require MORE PER-
stewardship ― and their BOGUS Green Products SONAL PROTECTION for the user.
and services.
• Green Products may be BOGUS because they are
Enviro–Maniac–Activists and their organizations are simply STUPID IDEAS.
simply RICH, GREEDY, and AVARICIOUS SALESMEN
that hawk their own line of BOGUS, INEFFECTIVE, • Green Products may NOT BE SAFER, NOT BET-
and often HIGH–RISK Green Products ! TER, and NOT MORE EFFECTIVE.

Ironically, many BOGUS Green Products and services By comparison, conventional pest control products
are supplied by the very Environmental–Terror– are SCIENTIFICALLY SAFE ! Overall, when they are
Organi-zations that conspired to legislate NEEDLESS, used properly, there are NO harmful irreversible ef-
SEN–SELESS, and MALICIOUS prohibition. fects to health and the environment !
Soil Detox

June 5th, 2010 D i rt D o ct o r N e wsl e t t e r S e l e ct e d a n d a d a p t e d ex c e r p t s

If you or the previous owners of your home have used synthetic fertilizers, toxic
pesticides, or other contaminates, your soil is nasty, or at least unhealthy, and
needs to be cleaned up. [ Nonsense ! ]

Digging the soil out and hauling it off is not the answer.

That just moves the problem from point A to point B.

If your soil has been contaminated with heavy metals like arsenic and chro-
mium in treated lumber, or creosote in railroad ties, or with lead and arsenic
from iron supplements, or if the contamination is from pesticides or petroleum
spills, the solution is the same.

First, stop the contamination.

Synthetic fertilizers are my primary concern, but the neurotoxin pesticides are
a close second. [ Real Nonsense ! ]

MS MA , for example, is an arsenic compound. R o un du p is showing up in the


water stream, so it does contaminate soil and water, and the list goes on.
[ ?! ?! ?! ]

Second, apply the activated charcoal product from N O R IT called G r o S af e . It’s


very fine–textured and must be mixed with water to apply. Since it is so hard
to find, any activated charcoal at recommended rates is the next best alterna-
tive. Fine textured hu m a te is also a good choice. Ze o l i te will add to the
cleanup when used at 40–50 lbs. per 1000 square feet. [ Total Nonsense ! ]

[ The nonsense just gets W ORST. See the next page. ]


The Enviro–Maniac Kickapoo Joy Juice

The next step is to spay and drench the problem area with « Garrett Juice »
plus orange oil or d–limonene at 2 ounces per gallon of mix.

BACKGROUND INFORMATION FROM AN INDEPENDENT PERSPECTIVE ―

According to Dirt Doctor, « Garrett Juice » evolved over a period of years as a foliar
feeding mix. The mix has always had compost tea. molasses, and seaweed, but the
other ingredients have varied.

According to Dirt Doctor, mix the following in a gallon of water ―

« Garrett Juice » (ready to spray) :

1 cup compost tea


1 ounce molasses
1 ounce natural apple cider vinegar
1 ounce liquid seaweed

This is the Enviro–Maniac version of « Kickapoo Joy Juice », which was brewed by a
few unsavoury Dogpatch characters in the comic strip « Li’l Abner » ( 1934–1977 ). It
was a moonshine elixir of such stupefying potency that the fumes alone have been
known to melt the rivets off battleships.

The carbon materials will tie up the contaminants; the « Garrett Juice » and
orange oil will stimulate the microbes to eat the contaminants. [ ?! ?!?! ] Liq-
uid molasses is in the « Garrett Juice » mix, but also adding dry molasses to
the soil at 10–20 lbs. per 1000 square feet will help the decontamination proc-
ess. [ ?! ?!?! ] Adding the microbe product T h r i v e is the « icing on the cake »
to complete the detox program. After that, just stay on the organic program.

Garden centers, nurseries, feed stores, hardware stores, and mail order houses
that sell toxic [ ?! ?!?! ] synthetic products are foolish. If they continue that
business model, you should pressure them to stop. If they don’t stop, maybe
they will at least sell the ingredients to my recommended D e t o x P r og r a m .
Force Of Nature presents THE WHOLE
TRUTH FROM AN INDEPENDENT PER-
SPEC–TIVE from National Organization
Responding Against Huje that seek to
harm or misinform the Green Space In-
dustry (NORAHG). It is a series of Re-
ports destined for the Green Space In-
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is for preliminary planning only. Before
making a final decision, the turf manager is expected to obtain trusted expert advice from
extension specialists, local distributors and/or agronomists. All decisions must take into ac-
count the prevailing growing conditions, the time of year, and the established management
practices.

All products mentioned in this Report should be used in accordance with the manufacturer’s
directions, and according to provincial, state, or federal law. For the official advantages,
benefits, features, precautions, and restrictions concerning any product, the turf manager
must rely only on the information furnished by the manufacturer. The mention of trade
names does not constitute a guarantee or a warranty.

All information, excerpts, and pictures contained in this Report were found somewhere on
the Internet, and may be considered in the public domain, serving one of the following pur-
poses ― archive, education, promotion, publicity, or press release. Force Of Nature is TO-
TALLY INDEPENDENT of any trade association or business operating within the Green Space
Industry. Don’t thank us. It’s a public service. And we are glad to do it.

Force Of Nature is the brainchild of William H. Gathercole and his entourage. Mr. Gathercole
is a principal founder of the Modern Professional Lawn Care Industry in both Ontario and
Quebec. He holds a degree in Horticulture from the University of Guelph, and another pure
and applied science degree from McGILL University. He has worked in virtually all aspects
of the Green Space Industry, including golf, professional lawn care, and distribution. Mr.
Gathercole has supervised, consulted, programmed, and/or overseen the successful execu-
tion of hundreds of thousands of management operations in the urban landscape. He has
trained, instructed, and advised thousands of turf managers and technicians. Mr. Gather-
cole has also been an agricultural agronomist. Mr. Gathercole is personally credited for
crafting the Exception Status that has allowed the Golf Industry to avoid being subjected to
the prohibition of pest control products. He is also the creator of the signs that are now
used for posting after application. Mr. Gathercole is now retired from Force Of Nature, al-
though his name continues to appear as the founder.

The following editions of Force Of Nature are currently available ― ● A Look At ... ● Envi-
ronmental Terror NEVER Ends ● Environmental Terror Talk ● Environmental Terrorists
Unmasked ● Famous Quotations ● Fertilizer Terror ● He–roes ● Myth–Busting ● Need-
less Hysteria ● Paranoid Theories ● Pets and Lawn Care Chemicals ● Positive Waves ●
Provincial Conspiracies Prohibiting Pest Control Products ● Rachel Carson, the Queen of
Junk Science ● Reining a Terrorist Reaction ● The 9/11 Era of the Green Space Industry
● The Failure of Integrated Pest Management ● The Industry Strikes Back ● The Looming
Golf Industry Shipwreck ● The Misconceptions About Cancer ● The National Annihilation
of the Modern Green Space Industry ● Update ● Warning ●