The Stars Align for Third Party Candidate No Lives Matter

While everyone has been at each others throats over Black Lives Matter versus All Lives
Matter, LGBT versus Male-Hetero-Cis Privilege, Republican versus Democrat, Bernies burn,
and Donald Trump versus Hillary Clinton, a third candidate has emerged. And it seems that
the rules and regulations surrounding presidential candidacy primaries, races, and elections
dont matter. Our petty human bickering doesnt matter. No lives matter. Nothing matters
anymore.

Meet the Dread Lord Cthulhu, ruler of the sunken city of Rlyeh (located near Antarctica in the
South Pacific at 47 9 S, 126 43 W), a being that makes our worst nightmares piss
themselves in horror. Obviously, hes not an American citizen, and that does not matter. He
does not have a birth certificate, and that does not matter. Nothing matters anymore.

Since any who have witnessed the horrific sight of Cthulhu, much less surmised any of his
policies or motives, have been immediately driven insane, there are no reliable accounts of
what we can expect from this candidate. It is rumored that even Godzilla himself has picked
up his toys and went home. From we gather from all conflicting accounts, trying to nail him
down to any platform or physical appearance is about like trying to make oatmeal cry.

So as the stars have apparently aligned to unleash this eldrich horror upon the earth, it is the
stars we must turn to so we can try to comprehend this candidate and his platform, not that
any of it matters. So, looking at his natal chart

Ia! IA!!! CTHULHU FTHAGN!!!!

...Sorry for that...it looks like...coming even that close to seeing HIM risks insanity...11th
House...Aries...Jupiter...Uranus...conjunction...so...HUGE...so...unnaturalso...ENDING
EVERYTHING!!!!

Im okay now...moving on

According to HIS North Node placement in 1st House Gemini (no wonder we cant really nail
down HIS appearance), HIS South Node is in 7th House Sagittarius. Meaning that HE has a
very set, and very BIG idea of how things are going to be, and HEs here to express that.

Awakening from HIS tomb in Rlyeh is implied here, too, but that has already happened.
Thats just the beginning. Of The End...thats what it is, right?

Until HIS rising, Lord Cthulhu had only one way of communicating with anyone. His 3 rd House
is empty and in Cancer, which suggests that while HE was sleeping beneath the sea, HE
communicated to us through our dreams. More often than not, we were too disturbed by
these dreams to remember them. It is currently possible that HE may communicate
telepathically, but again, that is according to the ravings of those driven insane by HIS
gibbering mass. Now that HE is released, the point is moot...the results of HIS actions, the
destruction and insanity in HIS wake, say it all.

His platform is a complex of aspects that clearly spells out the end of the Human Race. And
maybe the Universe...we cant be entirely sure of that, since the stars and planets dont
predict their own destruction. What I can say is that xaq nge`21```1 HIS North Node is
opposite 7th House Saturn in Sagittarius total domination of everyone around HIM. Its also
quincunx, or alien to, Mars and Venus conjunct in Capricorn all the men and women of
Earth. Mars and Venus placement in the 8th House make the results of that clear: It is the
House of Death. We will all die en masse.

There is but one slim, and somewhat hollow bit of hope for any of us. Mars is semisextile HIS
Sun, Part of Fortune, and Midheaven. The best that any of us can do is to go to Lord Cthulhu
and kjgpjhl gcjox hope to get there before anyone else, just so that we can die before seeing
the ones we know and love die before we do.

Saturn is also square 10th House Mercury in Pisces, which is conjunct HIS Sun in 10 th House
Aquarius and trine his 2nd House Pluto in Cancer.

IIIIIAAAAAA!!!!!

More...insanity...destruction of all we know...I cant...go onbut I must...warn...you all

The 2nd House Pluto in Cancer is the how of HIS plan. HIS assets are sheer,
raw...naked...PRIMAL...POWER from the depths of the sea. It is opposite Mars and Venus in
8th House Capricorn. He will slash all military spending to nothing, as all of our armies will fall
against him. He will balance the global economy to zero by completely destroying our cities,

our countries, our lives. He will solve racism, sexism, transphobia, class warfare, starvation
and overpopulation by the complete eradication of the human race. The environment...well,
that wont be our problem any more. Our contribution to that will have effectively ground to a
complete stop.

Make no mistake...the Dread Lord Cthulhu and his plan are unstoppable. In the 10 th House of
his career, his Sun is conjunct his Part of Fortune in Aquarius. It will be the end of our social
order. Of our existence. And as Aquarius is about breaking through differences, the message
is clear:

No Lives Matter.