The Oath of an Unorthodox Gentlemens

I swear to be courteous to everyone- except if that person does not

deserve my respect;
I swear to compliment except if there is nothing to compliment;
I swear to open the door for everyone- except if I am already old;
I swear to be the be the best version of myself- except if I am already
perfect;
I swear to be honest sometimes;
I swear to be a pure..-fied water.