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June 4, 2008, 11:52 #1

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The most wrong slash c pairing of all times?
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For those of you who do not know, a slash fic is a piece of fiction based on an existing book or film that is written by a fan and features a
homosexual pairing of the characters from the original work.
Slash fics, as you might have guessed, are usually written by teenage girls, who prefer them to other forms of fiction because there's love
and sex, no rival girls and twice as many cocks in it. A lot of slash fics are
horribly written and feature... unusual, to say the least, pairings.

The goal of this thread is to invent the most worrying, the most wrong, the most scary slash pairing to ever appear on the interwebs. The one
that makes you regret you have an imagination. The one that will make even Wiglaf wince.
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June 4, 2008, 11:54 #2

Q Classic Professor Snape/Harry Potter?


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June 4, 2008, 11:56 #3

LordShiva Antonio/Bassanio
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June 4, 2008, 12:02 #4

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June 4, 2008, 12:03 #5

Lorizael I think we're going to be hard pressed to come up with ones that haven't already been done, unfortunately. Everything exists on the internet.
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June 4, 2008, 12:06 #6

BeBro Bush/Cheney 08!


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June 4, 2008, 12:09 #7

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June 4, 2008, 12:11 #8

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June 4, 2008, 12:14 #9

LordShiva THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES

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June 4, 2008, 12:38 #10

Winston Barack Obama / United States


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June 4, 2008, 15:16 #11

Q Classic Charlie Brown's mom/Snoopy.


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June 4, 2008, 16:08 #12

Heraclitus Russia getting the ideas it needs to produce gay porn on poly.
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June 4, 2008, 16:12 #13

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Originally posted by onodera
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"Adolf," moaned Benito softly. "Your moustache. It tickles me so."


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June 4, 2008, 16:16 #14

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Professor 4, 2008 at 16:27.
Snape/Harry Potter?

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I gather that's been done many times. You can go to www.restrictedsection.org to check. The summaries make for damned funny reading,
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ever, EVER want to read the stories. Now, Hagrid/Dobby or Aragog/Ron? That's more unusual.

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Familial Obligations by Aleisha Potter (NC-17 - Bill/Fleur, Bill/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione) Hermione Granger's future brother-
in-law came to her with an odd request. "Have my baby." Now she has a choice to make. She is in dangerous waters and has more to lose
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June 4, 2008, 16:21 #15

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June 4, 2008, 17:30 #16

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Originally posted by Q Cubed
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I had no idea that Charlie Brown was adopted by a homosexual couple.

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June 4, 2008, 20:26 #17

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Originally posted by Elok
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I gather that's been done many times. You can go to www.restrictedsection.org to check. The summaries make
for damned funny reading, even if I don't ever, EVER want to read the stories. Now, Hagrid/Dobby or
Aragog/Ron? That's more unusual.

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...oh my.

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June 4, 2008, 22:46 #18

Elok Well, at least there were no hits when I searched the site for "Aragog." But "Dobby" returned four:
Deity Bald is Beautiful Baby by Ladyofthemasque (NC-17 - Ron/Winky) After a disfiguring accident at the end of the Final Battle, Ron needs to
regain his confidence in his sexual appeal, and Dobby asks Winky to assist.
Dobby's Mistake by Yohannon (NC-17 - Harry/House elves) Harry's already losing enough sleep, when Dobby awakens him in the dead of
night to help with a problem of Dobby's own devising. House elves really SHOULDN'T mess with magic, especially using books stolen from
a certain blonde haired nemesis of Harry's!
Dobby's Nose by SunshineFanFics (NC-17 - Harry/Dobby) Dobby knows the best way to relax Harry Potter, sir!
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1011 1100About Harry Potter, or What the House Elf Saw by GMTH (NC-17 - Harry/Snape) Winky gets the wrong idea when she sees Harry
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A Glint In His Eye by Sijian (NC-17 - Hagrid/Dumbledore) Dare you to delve into the twisted realm of Hagrid and his pink umbrella? After
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Local Time: 08:15 Flaming Christmas Puddings by Gillian (NC-17 - Hagrid/McGonagall) It seems these two have a past. But why no present? Maybe it took the
right setting to make it happen again.
Hogwarts Confidential by Reddfrogg (NC-17 - Hermione/Hagrid) Hermione is frustrated, and looking for a shag. but with whom?
Home Brew by Lynda (NC-17 - Snape/Hagrid) The tasks that duty leads us to perform can be daunting. Severus tackles a large problem.
Meeting Half Way by Yohannon (NC-17 - Hagrid/Madame Maxime) Harry decides to take a midnite stroll to visit Hagrid, and inadvertently
stumbles into a clandestine meeting between his half-giant friend and Madame Maxime, Headmistress of Beauxbatons. Much lurid hilarity
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Scream by Seeker (NC-17 - Snape/Hagrid) Snape loses a bet. Revenge doesn't quite work out.
Unexpected by Seeker (NC-17 - Snape/Harry, Snape/Other, Snape/Remus, Snape/Sirius) Warnings: BDSM. Sadist!Harry and
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June 4, 2008, 22:55 #19

Elok Oh, and there's a story wherein Filch screws his cat, and a fourteen-chapter epic centered around Harry and...Fenrir Grayback. And Moody
gets some action in at least one story. Wow, there are some sick people out there. Thank goodness RS.org is around to make the rest of us
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June 4, 2008, 23:00 #20

Krill I am so glad that I only read the last part of the last sentence of the last post.
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June 4, 2008, 23:00 #21

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June 4, 2008, 23:02 #22

Elok Tsk. Some people have no appreciation for ghastly comedy.


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June 4, 2008, 23:05 #23

Krill ghastly comedy is only funny if I don;t throw up into my mouth after thinking about thinking about it.
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