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close bonds quicker than most, and not even suicidal hicks

necessarily. It would be a long time until Sam Murphy
would get a chance to slit his wrists in decent company, so
if nothing else he might kill some time; out of
considerable resentment that they didn’t wait for him, he
searched for the bodies of his latest group of friends, and
he found them and fucked them one by one.
Signed, the Slugga
It ain’t so bad bein’ a thugga!
IF ENDTOWN WAS WRITTEN BY WILLIAM F.
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LOST WITH NO PURPOSE. sonicfan06: I AM LOST DEAR LADY. ALL IS HABIT. APPETITE AND OBSERVATION WITH NO PROVABLE HIGHER OR LOWER. KILL ME. MERE MACHINATIONS OF MUNDANE NECESSITY THAT OFFERS NO 182 . I AM IN DEEP EXISTENTIAL TURMOIL. NO CERTAINTY TO GRASP. blitzmyclitz69 : M O S T U N F O R T U N A T E SKULL YOU ARE. THERE IS NO KNOWLEDGE TO ME. I BEG OF YOU. Translation sonicfan06: OH FAIR FLAME SPIRIT! OH.

OH. I APOLOGISE. oy! Us spacejews know enough about damnation! Just remember the sixty five and a half or so fucking niggerilion that were killed after copper reserves were poisoned! I bet you’re just some antisemite bigot. HOW COULD MY PEBBLED ORBS CRACK TO THE STRONG GRAIN OF NOUMENAL WHEN I AM LOST OF IGNORANCE. BLISSFUL FOR THE DAMNED? YOU HAVE NO IDEA. ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS HALF JEWISH. NO FOOL COULD BUT I HERE. 183 . sonicfan06: PLEASE.. HE’S REALLY NICE.CONCRETE GLIMPSE BEYOND MY MORTAL MIND -. please do not talk about being damned. FOR HOW CAN I STRIP MY EYES BEYOND WHAT THEY SEE. I LOVE JEWS.. you dumb fucking skull.HELL. enter generousbuisnessjewISRL generousbuisinessjewISRL: Oy vey goyims! Please.

I'm holding a bottle in my hand. Always the jew friend. He is a wind on your porch clanging windchimes at all hours of the day even when the trees aren’t moving. a s t o n e b e n e a t h t h e w a t e r . You have to be holding something. sonicfan06: THANK YOU GENEROUSBUISINESSJEW AND REMEMBER KIDS THE JEWS WILL ALWAYS BE A FRIEND OF THE BARBALZIGOR PEOPLE AND DEPRESSION WILL ALWAYS BE CURABLE WITH HEAVY DOSES OF OPIUM FAILING THAT. MARIJUANA ASSISTED SUICIDE. These will cure your depression. A white dude with dreadlocks and a drug rug and a petite chick with a pixie cut are standing in front of me. It'd be a disaster. It is a party. Anyway. It's fun. In my case there is nothing in the bottle. He is an eddy in a r i v e r . I came here to sell you drugs. Luger Foucault is a cricket in your bedroom at night. 184 . You can't spill nothing. You're not allowed to dance without keeping your left hand 100% steady so that whatever is in the bottle doesn't ever spill.generousbuisnessjewISRL: Oh shmesh. The bottle is empty but I need to have something in my hand. here we go again.

Thinks he's better than other people. Ozymandias Mansnake98 98 HarryB_1887@hotmeme. "Don't be mean." She punches his arm. Why would they corner me like this and talk about some dude. I press the bottlecap to the top of the counter and smash my hand down on top of it. There's a small scratch on the compressed wood pulp countertop. On the walls are two dimensional drawings of a four dimensional sphere entering three dimensional space. I think I love him. "Some of the language is the same. "Do you think he speaks Portuguese?" She giggles." She glances at me. "Yeah. About to start talking shit. It's not my house. I just go here all the time. The Physics of Hyperspace. I think he's kind of an asshole." "I don't know. Luger Foucault?" Luger Foucault isn't my name." I say. I walk to the fridge." They don’t say anything. But he's really cool. I might not be able to speak but I think I can understand it. him! He’s weird. I walk away. "I studied french. There are more bottles than food inside. I take a sip of nothing. She hesitates."Have you met that guy?" the pixie grins "Who. I take a bottle. About to switch languages so that I couldn't understand what they were saying. I'm trying not to intrude on their conversation. Hyperspheres and Hypermiscellaneous: A Scientific Manual By Prof.com 185 .

tangible matter is obviously an idealist format and stems directly from either the creative powers of a super-ego o r God. God did actually appear on the fourth desu (measured as such: で す) but was received poorly by test demographics and later phased out for super-ego being DONALD TRUMP (™). the vast majority of Hyperspace denizens settled on kneejerk superstition rather than science for their answers. From the で す t4h to the で す 9th. Our lives are vacuous imaginings of ethereal beings numb to our call for legitimate lives. 101 Citation needed.” In a rarely logical manner then.The First Age of Hyperspace [0 . delete us all. oh Christ. not for academic reasons but just that “Hyperspace is for fucking no-life fags”. Many theologians101 have argued that the absurd creation of a fictional universe with no concrete. DONALD TRUMP (™) heralded a golden age for Hypersphere politics: sagely he avoid an inter-dimensional conflict with the 99 The definition of Hyperspace citizens as “sentient” has been hotly contested by the unaware rockthings of Mineral Collective 45 as a bastardisation of the term and an insult to all non-thinking objects 100 The Breedlegrop planet likewise contest this term.3800 keks] The origins of Hyperspace are hotly debated as all “sentient” 99 “lifeform”100 spontaneously appeared some three days ago. the current official position of the Hyperspace Organisation of Empirical Study is that: “We have no fucking clue. Nothing makes sense. In opposition. please. 186 . Someone.

*** He had heard of here. most charitably he set up a pan-dimensional crowdfunding campaign to restore organic hair to a dear friend which -. Despite most of the Hypersphere telling them how poorly it read. they wouldn’t listen and 187 . DONALD TRUMP’S (™) political influence was so dominant in the early period of Hyperspace history that it is charted conveniently in this Gorgonzollan nursery rhyme: Donald Trump te wig haired pig Came fom a universe not so big.due to breaking spacetime -. Where one may grow teir ego on fear and cheer. te realm of Hypersphere .resulted in an infinite number of donations from struggling chimpanzee authors. wisely he augured over a delicate trade agreement between the Neo-Pinecones and Classical Joycobians.102 102 Editors note: The awkward spacing and general flow is a core feature of Gorgonzollan writing known as “neo-deucing”.Hypercube people that would have spelt doom for the wider Hypershape collective.

A great ego erecton of every dimension. Trump was beyond maledicton And he turned te Mexicans int fcton. *** after non-dimensional diplomat Filberg Fillberg asked Gorgonzollan author-king Ezymakeal if his version of Microsoft Word had a formatting error. i’m just not sure you guys. i just don’t know. He was obese by tme of his electon *** Oh. Trump was large. Who operatd as a cheap labour force for numerous Hypersphere development contacts untl an undead Hispanic tade union was creatd t properly defend deceased worker rights THE END PS: do you like it ? do you guys realy like it? oh i’m not sure. massive galactic war was declared. Corpulent wit every menton. 188 . *** And Trump went fat on such atenton.