biodiversity, enka, alternative

pedagogies, home couture, courtesans,

flarf, color samples, open source
utopianism, canon destruction, felines,
spice, rufflers, peoples of the world,
soups and salads, decorative papers,
psychedelia, temporary dependent
zones, sparrows, theories, etc.
Archaeology, Angling, Archery, Bonobos, Botany,
Ceramics, Convicts, Courtesans, Dandies, Eccentrics,
Evolutionary biology, Extra virgin olive oil, Exuberance,
Flyfishing, Gardening, Georgian History, Goldrushes,
Hermits, Homebrew, Imari, Inuit, Jivaro, Kakadu,
Kangaroos, Kilims,Colin Lanceley, Linguistics,
Megafauna, Napoleonic wars, Oral history, Orchids,
Ornithology, Peter Rabbit, Pompeii, Prehistory,
Porcelain, Primates, Puffins, Quackery, Quiescence,
Rock art, Raku, Shamanism, Skeptics, Solitude,
Taphonomy, Tarts, Victorian History, Vikings, Voodoo,
Wilderness, Wombats, World War 1, Xerophytes,
Yanomami, Zydeco, Zen ,Zoology,
Culture, ancient culture, courtesans, geisha, oiran,
tayuu, apsaras, science, religion, mother goddess
worship, incense, body adornments, unguents, herbs,
fine fabrics, silk, satin, champagne, gourmet food,
eccentric beauty treatments, opiates, jewels, crowns,
powerful women, gowns, runways, balls, affluent men,
pleasure, starts, silence, stillness, The Universe, fine
arts, wines, cheeses, Asia, whales, animals, chariots,
gems, perfumes, collyrium, mysticism, chanting, kohl,
false eyelashes, masks, characters, mystery, illusion,
everything.
alliteration, courtesans, glottochronology, women in
science and technology, Indian wines
American Chemical Society, fashion, crappy techno,
enka, listening to music, the ocean, yoga, bubble tea,
oil painting, shopping, being angry
Jesus, people, Israel, Judaism, making stuff, nebulae,
and many other things
accordions, Amélie, Anna Sui, art history, astrology,
Audrey Tautou, baking and cooking, Chris Garneau,
collecting old keys, Corinne Bailey Rae, costume
design, creative writing, dark chocolate with coffee,
Diana+, dreary weather, fashion design, fawns,
freckles on pale skin, Gabrielle “Coco” Chanel, graphic
design, herringbone patterning, hippie culture,
hopelandic, humming and singing, Iceland,
illustration, insomnia, La Vie Bohème, languages, les
francophones, Leslie Feist, monochromatics,
Mushaboom, New York City, obsessive compulsive
disorder, olfaction, photography, polaroids, receiving
and writing letters, Salvador Dalí, Sasha Pivovarova,
Sigur Rós, sparrows, superstitions, the supernatural,
theatre, tongue-in-cheek humor, vonlenska, wishful
thinking, Yann Tiersen
sparrows, how to live this life, chinese, japanese,
shinto, pagans, metabolism, mystics,sounds,
traditional culture, fuck post-modernism, fravashi,
photoshop, design, flower arranging, space, healing,
meditation, eclectic,
drawing, illustration, hydra-arts, illustrators, whiskey,
paper,ink, biros, beermats, photocopies, carbon paper,
travelling, pencil crayons, czech animation, books,
collage, collecting, flea markets, cipicek, car boot
sales, ephemera, stamps, plants, paper, tin toys, nick-
nacks, glass, nibs, pots, flowers, prague, barcelona,
munich, daffodils, peter blake, letraset, cats not dogs,
buttons, very small things, tortoises, rummaging,
occasionally crocheting, lego-mini-figures, pirates,
fossils, dinosaurs, pear cider, marionettes, fairy lights,
matryoshkas, stained glass, rowing boats, museums,
Lindow Man, Oetzi, conkers, allotments, Jet, Emeralds,
toys, blythe, typewriters, monchichi, hedgehogs,
libraries, nostalgia, seedlings, becherovka, sci-fi, hi-fi,
lo-fi, gameboy, yoshi, cities, rosary beads, the royal art
lodge, kitscherama, jesus stuff, insects, crypts, stickers,
badges, moths, mix-tapes, nephews, reading, small
ceramic animals from charity shops, gardening,
geraniums, pumpkins, gourds, sneaking around, peas,
childhood, bud-vases, hole-punches, bottles,
sparrows, bumble bees, dragonflies, brewery tours,
walree, news, whitby, preserved things in jars, zelda,
pomegranate, toadstools, bottersnikes and gumbles,
the 70’s, vintage catalogues, childrens books,
answering questions, love,
Photography, Tattoo’s, Hardcore, Indie, Tree’s, Boys,
Piercing’s, Colors, Pencils, Sparrows, Eyeliner, Flannel,
Skinny Jeans, Fashion, Troy, Donuts, Jr Bacon
Cheeseburger, Knitting, Polaroids, Blazers, Kurdt,
Puppies, Fabric, Jewels, Blood
super powerful female vocalists who are actually men,
obscure pop culture references, good grammar,
people watching, dancing in the rain, ridiculously cute
accessories, singing really loudly in the shower, glitter,
swings, word games, crayons, listening, sparrows,
summer evenings, unreliable narrators, conversing in
parks, heart-shaped cookies
red lipstick, tendrils of hair, bluebird flash art, dotted
lines (or dots in general), stars, Russian folk art, faded
deer, raspberries, sadness, stark white forests covered
in snow, opium poppies, owls, banana bread, brown
paper, the texture of knitting, cake in general, oriental
fabric, little glimmers of hope, Versailles, melted
crayons, sparrows, rag dolls, hula hoops, painting with
ink, gingerbread, wearing dresses, calm euphoria, art-
deco chrysanthemums, and kisses from Nathan
Interests: mapquesting, culture shock, half-smiling,
sharpies, my cat leonard, kitsch, vintage dresses,
skating on thin ice, dirt, poems, feminism, the
moosewood cookbook, hanging out with lesbians,
hair dye, trying too hard to find symbolism, npr,
books, film, thinking about going to grad school,
talking about psychiatric drugs, talking about where
to go when the zombies come, sex education, boxing,
buried treasure, laughing at the expense of others,
bodies of water, crises, puns, quantum physics,
crayons, sparrows, Jews, dropping hints, dropping
bombs, dropping balls
mice, sparrows, mice, chippy bones, mice, running
through fields of grass and mice, singing along to my
favorite tunes, mice, throwing pieces of horse hoof in
the air, mice and chasing balls and rope toys. Oh and
mice, did I mention them?
Lemons, squirrels, sparrows, sea shells, natural light,
hardwood floors, book collections, night swimming,
holding hands, nude portraits, clams, and ugly
ducklings.
Jesus Christ, Family, Friends, Genealogy, History,
Classical Education, Swimming, ATCs, Hedgehogs,
Horses, Children, Marriage, Sewing, DIY, Cooking,
Spice, Sharks, Jellyfish, Sea Turtles, Dolphins, Planets,
The Church, CS Lewis, Debate, Sleeping, Subeta.org,
Bangles, Mehendi, Amethyst, Opal, Moonstone, Ruby,
Copper, Gold, Music
india, anne frank, asian friends, black & white
photographs, bollywood, bollywood icons, books,
composing ringtones, day dreaming, designing,
dreams, dus, eating, fire, flute, friends, gelpen, harry
potter, holding hands, ice, icons, india, indian friends,
life, love, madness, marathi, moon, moonlights, mouth
organ, movies, music, night ride, percussion, playing
music, poetry, pride and prejudice, railways, rain,
raincoat, ringtones, run, sarkar, serius black, shouting,
singing, snow, spice, stars, stuff., sugar, sydney carton,
vivek oberoi, whistle, writing, yuva.
anything interesting, life, bling, money tree, history,
asians, heels, sleep, BMW X3, smell of old books,
weather, politics, gossip girl, philosophy, theories, sea,
brunch, doodle, languages
Veganism! Bicycles, traveling, journalism, networking,
sarcasm, positivity, mornings, summer, yoga, walking,
running, kayaking, camping, Japan, Korea, China,
Thailand, Vietnam, Mongolia.. and all languages
spoken in those countries and anywhere else in Asia.
Clear skies, nice clouds, full moons, jazz, good anime,
honesty, recycling, Bee’s Oriental Foods Market, punk,
foreign films, Moleskin notebooks, documentaries,
foreign newspapers, colors, black and white
photography, darkrooms, studios, urban exploration,
Swiss friends, vegetables, cats, slightly dark humor,
funk, receiving things in the mail, sending packages,
polka dots, old film cameras, road trips, inspiration,
thrifting, Europe, Russia, India, heat activated
wallpaper, animal rights, stripes, Polaroids, tasteful
body mods, my future, [some] video games, brown
and green, theories, jargon, breaking up Louis
Theroux’s probably unhappy marriage and running
away with him, Macintosh computers, laughing,
smiling, infoshops, celebrations, unique names, local
organic farmers, graduate school, boycotts, drawing,
people watching, street art, modern art, collage, men
in shorts, trains, farm labor, sewing, art galleries,
museums, tea, globes, maps, discovering new music,
learning Japanese, meeting new people, yams, saving
the world.
(in no particular order), conversation, tumbleweed,
bats, city skylines, thunder storms, modern art, my
dad, drum lines, the power of persuasion, time travel,
lip gloss, scrapbooks, doing nothing, Pulp Fiction,
football, mangos, theories, physics, genetics,
futurama, love, dreams, fire, dasies, flying, dawn,
Saturdays, apple jacks, snow, urban legends, old
Nickelodeon cartoons, outerspace, cooking shows,
beaches, dancing, music, henna, shoes, metalocalypse,
lists, hands, traveling, rollercoasters, milk, road trips,
#2 pencils, herbal tea, jelly bellies, snowboarding,
words, green, daydreaming, 80’s rock, movies, human
emotions, human behaviors, human reactions, him.
collies, botanical brews, botany, boundaries, boxes,
byzantium, camping, catnip, cats, charity shops,
charms, compost, cooking, corvidae, corvids,
costuming, cottages, crafts, crochet, culpepper,
cunning folk, cunningcraft, cures, curses, daoism,
discworld, divination, dry-stone walls, essential oils,
european folk art, fairy tales, feathers, fermentation,
finding things, folk art, folk cures, folk magic, folk
tales, folklore, frau holda, frugality, fungi, garden lore,
gardening, gargoyles, garlic, genius locii, gerrard,
greenhouses, grieve, growing, haberdashery,
hamingja, handmade, hats, haws, headscarves,
hedges, hedgewitchery, heirloom recipes, herbology,
herbs, hidden folk, hills, history, holy wells, home
brew, honey, hoods, hoof and horn, hufflepuff, igors,
kitchen witchery, leaf-mould, leather-bound books,
leechcraft, leechdoms, legends, libraries, literature,
long skirts, loup garou, make do and mend, manure,
material culture, mead, medieval, medieval clothing,
medieval europe, medieval music, meditation, moon,
mulled wine, must, mycology, myth, mythology,
myths, natural remedies, nature, needle cases, nettles,
noticing things, occult, old musty books, old trees,
oliver postgate, order of the dragon, orlog,
ornithomancy, paganism, patchwork, permaculture,
pins, poetry, polytheism, poppets, pumpkins, quite
interesting, rain, reading, rivers, roast parsnips, rocks
and moss, roots, sacred objects, sacred sites, sacred
springs, scrying, seasonal food, secret compartments,
secret diaries, seeds, sewing, sheds, shells, soil, spells,
spices, stones, streams, sun, synesthesia, tarot, tea,
thunderstorms, toads, traditional witchcraft, twigs,
vegetarian food, vlad tepes, walking, warm socks,
weather lore, weaving, weeds, werewolves, wildcraft,
wind, wisdom, witchcraft, wort, wortcunning, writing,
wyrd
books, writing, contemplating, indulging,
procrastinating, fooling around, sleeping, people,
theories, asinine behaviour
being right, convincing other people i am right, films,
helping people, hubris, knowing i am right, learning
how to spell, music, my ego, politics, pompousness,
sex, theories, vulgarities, women
things that interlock, journalism, water guns, inhaling,
exhaling, creative nonfiction, painting, linguistics, the
flaneur, London, etymology, profanity etymology,
debauchery, cryptozooology, urban legends, noir,
psychedelia, the 8-bit age of video games, Doki Doki
Panic, exotic produce, not wearing pants, Tina Fey,
outdated slang, creative text messaging, Secret of
Mana, distancing myself from crowds, David Cross,
hookah, bettas, ampersands, Dylan Dog
rationalism, rationality, rationalist, stoic, existentialist,
agnostic, meta perspective, acatalepsia, epistemology,
pataphysics, quantized form, horror vacui, art brut,
psychedelia, wonderlust, melancholia, dejavu,
surreality, neurosis, awkwardness, idiosyncrasies,
nuances, sarcasm, sociology, androgyny,
pan/sapiosexual, collarbones, abandoned buildings,
airports, chess, stride piano, hipster, raves, shrooms,
pcp, blotter, lsd, acid, four twenty
1960s counter culture, 7 inch records, Anita Berber,
Anita Pallenberg, anti-quackery, Anton LaVey,
Algonquin Round Table, Art Deco, Art Nouveau,
Asperger Syndrome, atheism, Aubrey Beardsley,
autism, autism rights, Banksy, Bomp, Carl Sagan,
cashmere, Christopher Hitchens, collecting records,
critical thinking, culture jamming, Cynthia Plater
Caster, Daniel Dennett, decoupage, DIY, DIY culture,
Dorothy Parker, drawing, Eddie Izzard, fanzines,
feminism, film noir, F.K. Waechter, fleamarkets,
freakscene, freegarianism, high heels home
improvement, home recording, George Carlin, Greg
Shaw, Hollywood Glamour, Hollywood scandals,
Hunter S. Thompson James Randi, Jean Harlow, Jinx
Dawson, Joan Crawford, Julie Doucet, KatieJane
Garside, Keith Moon, Keith Richards, Lauren Bacall,
libertarianism, lo-fidelity, lowbrow art, Mae West,
melamin, mods, Muppet Show, Neil deGrasse Tyson,
Neue Frankfurter Schule, neurodiversity, Nico,
objectivism, outsider art, painting, Pat Condell, Penn
and Teller, playing guitar, politics, pop art, pop culture,
powerpop, psychedelia, quackery, queer culture,
Richard Dawkins, Riot Grrrls, Robert Crumb, rock’n
roll, satire, science, sculpting, second hand fashions,
secularism, silk, singing, skepticism, Tallulah
Bankhead, Tank Girl, The K Foundation, The KLF, thrift
stores, underground comics, vintage clothes, vintage
magazines, vintage pin-ups, vintage Tupperware, vinyl
records, yippies, YouTube
alchemy, all things hippy, ancient cultures, astrology,
chess, cinema, crystals, dressing up, finding out the
meaning of life, flirting, healing, kinky boots, kissing,
languages, literature, love, molto chic, magick,
mythology, nipples, the occult, ogling hot people,
older men, philosophy, photography, pin ups, poetic
terrorism, pool, psychedelia, reiki, revolution, rock ‘n’
roll, shamanism, snail mail, tai chi, tantra, tarot, tutus,
universal consciousness, water balloon fights, yoga,
young hairy men
Caravaggio, Cookie Monster, absurdism, agnosticism,
anatomy, antiquity, astronomy, camp, classical
liberalism, cowbell, dadaism, demonic ramblings,
entropy, gore, great justice, grok, horror films,
journamalism, Lovecraftianism, machismo,
motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane,
panda bears, politics, psychedelia, schlock, science
fiction, surrealism, violent video games, writing,
zombies, Bill Hicks
Leer, Escuchar, música, fotos, fotografía, el campo,
escribir, un lugar, la civilización, papeles, borrador, el
mar, árboles, agua, piedra, draw, amigos, cine, música,
ronda, bocetos, pinceles,cuerpos, luz, bañados,
cuerpo, photos, hojas, poesía, arquitectura, artesanías,
paisajes, acuarelas, Naturaleza, Montaña, historia,
Arte, pueblos, ciudades, viajes, senderismo, poemas,
aldeas, diseño gráfico, literatura, salinas,yuyos,
apuntes, retratos, tinta, desnudos, lapiz, ilustración,
gramilla, Photography, Digital,Photography, Art,
Literature, Architecture, Interior Design, Knitting,
Travel, Education, Flickr, Canon, Eating, Sleeping,
Napping, Resting, Lounging, Walking, leica, poesía,
árboles, les arts plastiques,l’écriture, la poésie, earth,
poetry, distortion, dirt worship, music, land, sacred,
profane, collage, writing, gender, myth, archetype,
comparative religion, wine, train whistles, library,
gardening, mexico, portugal, goddess, anarchy, sex,
moon, psychedelia, travel, books, reading,
anthropology, snakes, chakras, autonomy, nature,
comics, graphic novels, photography, indians, yoga,
meditation, shamanism, indigenous, vegetarianism,
deep, Digital Imaging, Design, Factory Records,
Literature, Music, Nikon, photography, photoblogs,
images, pro-photography, professional photography,
digital photography, graffiti, modernism, Art,
Languages, America Latina, Americas Latinas, Africa,
Civilizations, Madrid, Tours, large format photography,
black & white, digital, zen, haikus, koans, satori,
cactus, trabajo, sol, espíritu, papel, madera, viento,
sandía, melón, silencio, libertad
absurdity, aimless nocturnal wanderings, all-night
diners, avant-garde, bizarre news, celebrating the
lizard, comparative religion, compulsive list-making,
counter culture, dangerous-looking men, debauchery,
decadence, devilry, divine madness, ego death,
emotion, enlightenment, esoterica, eurotrash, feeling
sullied and unusual, folly, foreign films, gnosticism,
gonzo journalism, grammar, hermetics, hinduism,
inguinal ligaments, insanity, intelligence, irreverence,
knavery, lasciviousness, literature, luxury, meditation,
memento mori, metaphysics, mischief, mysticism,
mythology, nonordinary reality, numinosity, obscene
pants, obsession, occult, opulence, paganism,
pageantry, pan, paparazzi photos, passion, philosophy,
pomp, portrait photography, postmodern bullshit,
primal religions, psychedelia, rapture, roguishness,
roma, rum, science, seduction, sexuality, shamanism,
solitude, sound and fury, spirituality, stupid celebrity
gossip, sublimity, tantra, taoism, tarot, tattoos, teh
intarwebz, thelema, theology, tight black leather,
useless books, voodoo, weird frenchmen, weird
libidinal rage, weirdness, wine
agglutinating languages, animals, applied linguistics,
case systems, Charo, dictators, domesticity, Esperanto,
foreigners, karaoke, morphology, paternity testing,
psychedelia, puppets, records, Russian, Scrabble,
Boggle, Turkic languages, free food, Central Asia
Surrealism, Postmodernist Poetry, Lee Perry,
Psychedelia, The fact that you can’t suck your elbow
strange animals, strange people, general strangeness,
synonyms of strangeness, secret cabals of the
american elite, vintage fantasy art, early animation,
new animation, gross animation, nostalgia, picture
framing, flash, avoiding sunlight, skulls, canoeing,
sitting by fires, interwebbing, thinkin about stuff,
mood lighting, sexual reproduction, asexual
reproduction, plants, echinoderms, kitty cats, bugs,
evolution, history, food, psychedelia, fractal geometry,
symmetry, syncopated rhythm, media, telemundo,
black sabbath, black magic, Sci-fi, nihilism, child care,
beer
Biodiversity, ecosystems, music, mountains, hiking,
bicycling, kayaking, nature, human nature,
photography, fossil and mineral collecting, native
plants and animals, exotic invasive organisms, invasive
plants, native bees, birds, “writing”, wild places,
figuring out what animals are thinking, figuring out
what animals are trying to tell us, gerbil racing, having
too many interests, primate behavior, deep
conversations, extraterrestrial intelligence, weather,
semiotics, mountain hiking, some aspects of
technology, virtuous cycles, landscape makeovers,
what landscapes should not wear, oenology, live
music, pop psychology, noise management,
environmental atrocities, the McCullough Effect,
contingent aftereffects, neural networks,
Oak Trees, Skulls, botany, Cacti, Dumpster Diving,
Epiphanies, Bats, Sage, Lichen, Graveyards,
Ethnobotany, Cephalopods, Moths, Native Plants, Dog
Training, Biodiversity, Pessimism, Milkweed, Onions,
Lycanthropy, Quakers, True Friendship, Pitbulls,
American Pit Bull Terriers, Slime Molds, Spontaneous
Human Combustion, Paranoia, Banana Slugs, Seed
Saving, Poisonous Flora and Fauna, Propagating
Plants, Balsamic Vinegar, Quail, Chimeras, Big Old
Trees, Manzanita, The Creosote Bush, Fewer People,
Dudleya, Chitons, Condors, Hearing Voices, Nebulous
Profundity, Parasitic Plants, Cryptobiotic Crust, Dog
Vomit Slime Mold, Ultracrepidarian
Critics, Solipsistic Introjection
current events, reporting, journalism, Kentucky,
Eastern Kentucky, coal, sustainable energy, green
technology, liberalism, equality, arts, writing, fiction,
poetry, screenplays, my cats, Jen, literature, Nietzsche,
Freud, linguistics, language, theory, theories, the
economy, piracy, getting stuff for cheaps, the pub
down the street, coffee, proletarians, Marxism, serial
novels, novels, good beer, blurred genre fiction, non
fiction, making random lists of my interests, dead
languages, exercise, hiking, spelunking,
mountaineering, fishing, tracking, organic things,
building things, woodworking, restoration, stocks,
capital investing, theoretical physics, really, would you
rather have an uninformed reporter?, opera, Russian
Formalism, Tolstoy, TOE, Atlantis, making up uses for
Stonehenge, Old English, beer, bourbon, fine dining,
cooking, cooking for Jen, certain art. I should stop
now... I could just keep on going
Nada Gordon is a founding member of the notorious
Flarf Collective and the author of Folly, V. Imp., Are
Not Our Lowing Heifers Sleeker than Night-Swollen
Mushrooms?, foriegnn bodie, and (with Gary Sullivan),
a techno-romantic nonfiction novel, Swoon. She
believes that, potentially, everything is material for
poetry. Visit her blog at http://ululate.blogspot.com.
 Cover by Jillian Brall

Scantily Clad Press, 2009