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Si Inday (Sosyal na Katulong)
Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo... Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito? Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress. Amo: [nosebleed] Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior. Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior? Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]

Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit. Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?! Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for. Amo: [nosebleed ulit]

Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate. Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied. Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong. Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to

love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!" Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself" Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong. Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for to stay. Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday. Amo: [nagpakamatay] Sa Resto: Waiter : Ano po order nila maam? Amo: Ung fried chicken meal na lang. Ikaw inday,ano sayo? Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sautéed pork and chicken,boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts,with copious amount of garlic, onion and laurel,sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with generous helping of root crop and

a helping of rice. Amo: Iho, paorder daw ng adobo with rice

It is in mistakes that we learn how to grow to be better individuals. Ypu may judge me for what you see but it is not my mistakes that determines who i am but it is what i do to make it right. - sabi ni inday nung nakabasag sya ng pinggan

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