Transition Manual A joke a day keeps the doctor 's around!

You have what it takes to fight the 'insomnia? ... A grappling hook every half-' now! -It makes you sleep? "No ...! But it makes me happy to be awake! Scottish Cemetery. Here lies an upright man, a good man, a pious man ... - What a greedy, three men in a tomb! A drunk leaves a 'tavern all drunk and sees a lady out of a beauty parlor and sa id: - What an ugly witch! Then the lady says in reply: - What an ugly drunkard! He answered: But, I go tomorrow, but you do not! Me and my car have the same bad habits, said such a .... We drink, smoke and the morning is hard to get going! The doctor. Tell-thirty? ... - Thirty! - Continue .. - 34 35 36 37 ... ... The new recruit. -And you can do that? ... Interpreter, Lieutenant. Are multilin gual. -What? ... Yes, I have three languages. -Very good, then go to 'post offic e to lick the stamps! If ... If ... - So, how did you eat? ... - If the stock had been as warm as the wine and wine as old as the 'el oca' goose fat as Aunt Mary, I would say that I ate well .... The Digos. A police patrol stopped two suspects. -Driver and manual, please! -Di gos. -One of the policemen said to 'another, "Ah ... these are foreigners, do no t worry, I speak:-Patentos and libretos! 'S outreach speaker shouting-We will release from all communities, from all soci al, all forms of fascism, from radicalism all .... An old man, stooping from the back of the room raises his hand and asks:-Excuse me ... has nothing for rheuma tism?! Mom, you know that my teacher must be a very religious person? ... Ah, yes ... w hat makes you think? ... - Because every time I open my notebook says - My God, my God ... Jesus meets a paralyzed in a wheelchair and says - My son, get up and walk. Yes, good, so then I have to return the disability pension! ... Daddy, Where 's' Africa?-Just ... do not know, Max, but it should not be far off . From the factory we worked a nigga that comes every morning bike! A general to his soldiers before the battle:-I read on your face the desire to d ie for their country! Such yells:-Illiterate! A woman enters a store to buy some jars of baby food. The shopkeeper says, smili ng: "What beautiful, expecting a baby? ... - No, she says, waiting for the dentu res! Ex:-I have a knack for math! Paul - I have a knack for all subjects! Franco: "Th en you're a young genius. Paul: No, I showed my father now report card! Concerned about not having a husband, a young lady decides not to publish this a dvertisement in a newspaper: "Who will bring a bit 'light and heat in my sad lif e?" ... After a few days, a' friend asks: " You have received a response to your ad? ... - "One, that of 'ENEL who sent me his prospects" ...

To a weak patient, the doctor says: - Say 33 ... And the ill-32 ... But I told h er to say 33 ... Doctor-I feel so weak that I can not say more! Friends. -You know my wife 's last year read the book "Two twins and had twins? - Oh, dear me! My wife is reading "The landing of a thousand! Damn. -How much is this ring? Application for a gentleman to a jeweler. -A milli on. -Damn it .. 's man. It 's other? ... - Two accidents, says the jeweler! From the colony. Colony from a child writes a desperate letter to her mother ... "You've forgotten the name cucirmi in clothes, the assistant 's looked at the' label my shirt so now everybody calls me" Pure Cotton "! "Are you married? question the 'official' registry. - Yes - with children? ... N o, with Cunegonde. -By means offspring, with children .... -I understand ... I h ave an offspring and offspring! Two police during a chase bump against a pole. L 'driver tells the colleague-con trol what has happened. Come down and see if the headlights work. Yes, they work . E-arrows?-Time ... yes, not now, now, yes, not now! After dinner a man is washing dishes. - Dad, asked the son, so 'is a bigamist? . .. - Here, the father sighs sadly, is a man who washes the dishes twice that I w ork! What have you done to that book entitled "How to live one hundred years?" Asks M rs. Luisa to her husband. -You do not think if I want to leave that book around, with your mother home? A policeman is reading the newspaper this news: - In New York a pedestrian is hi t every three minutes. - Damn, but that unfortunate does almost time to get up! The doctor and patient.€-Do not worry, his fever does not bother me. The patient wi th a sigh-not even bother me if the 'had her! Rascal. Son distorted, bastard! Screams the mother Andrea.Si responds well to yo ur mother? ... Remember that I gave you milk! ... - Here we go again! The boy an swered annoyed. Tell me once and I have given many liters of this milk, so you p ay it and not talk about it anymore! Zoologia.Il professor to 'zoology exam, the student shows a covered cage, which lets you see only the legs of a bird. Sa-dirmene recognize this bird and the nam e? - No, sir. - Rejected! What's your name? ... The student pulls his pants, sho ws the professor's feet and ankles and says:-Try to guess! George-I was in Monaco. But Mario-go there! George-It 's true and I went to the casino! Mario-but goes there! Really, George and I also played. Mario-but goes t here! George-It 's the truth. And I also won two hundred million euros. But Mari o, come here! Mother wants to give a bicycle to his Peter, although both terribly obnoxious. I ntrudes Father argues that:-You think, perhaps, that with a bike to pass the bad ness?-Passer ... surely not, replies the woman, but at least bring a bit 'far fr om home! I would like a toothpaste tube ... What brand prefer-sir-... Er ... I do not kno w. Here, sir, this strengthens the gums, this 'other smells' s breath, this 'oth er is assimilation, this premium is,' s another present ... a toothbrush. -Excus e me much, but not one that would clean your teeth?! ...

A medical leave in 'his machine shop for repair. Return there after a day, but t he car still does not go well. -All this time, protest, I would have diagnosed 1 0 ... "Then, quietly answered the mechanic, ask where the car is sick! ... -Peter, how come you broke the engagement with the teacher? .. -Every time I arr ived late, wanted a written justification of my parents! A woman enters a toy store. -I want to buy an electric train, he asks. - How old are your children! ... - Eight, ten forty! The government is like a banana plant. ... Does not make one right! Injustice. The rain falls on the just and on the 'unjust but unfortunately the' unjust man bears the 'umbrella right! Here lies my wife here and let it lie. Now rest and relaxation too 'me! Poor. If a poor man eats a chicken, or is he sick or is sick with chicken! Peter desperately cries, the mother tries to calm him and asked him why are you crying like that. -The father dropped the hammer on your foot! -I understand, an d it's nice that you regret, but then is not something so serious to cry over, d ear. - In fact, Mom, I had laughed! A girl rushes in the study of the father. Dad give me a dollar for a poor man cr ying on the street? ... Here's a dollar, dear, but tell me what this poor man cr ies .... - Ice cream with chocolate, just one euro! ... www.micromedia.unisal.it

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