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BITCHIN Herston pad wants you…
01/04/2010 $110.00 Bramston Terrace, Herston QLD 4006, Australia View map Flat or House Share 1 bedroom Apartment 2 bathrooms No Preference

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You bet your sweet nomadic anus it does. Do you want to be homeless? Then you better come check this room for rent  out. It has WALLS and a CEILING… that blocks the wind and rain fool!    LOCATION:    OMG The location is the SHlT! You can WALK to Fortitude Valley from this mother eff, so you can get your drink on and crawl your sorry butt 10 minutes to bed. 15 mins walk from QUT, cause we're all about higher education. You could hit  the RNA, Victoria Park, RBH & Herston Golf Course with a ROCK from this cheap sIut, but don’t, we keep it civilized.    FEATURES:    We got shltty carpet up in this hoe too, They wanted to come put brand new carpet in. But I was like Faaark THAT. I don’t want my baIIs to get statically electrocuted when i teabag the sugar tin.    BRO, the room… You can put your BED up in here!!! So you can sleep'n'shlt, but dont shlt, you'll be sleeping there! We got ELECTRICITY… it powers all your appliances!!! Play my Xbox360… Listen to some mixed tapes… do a magic show & saw a hooker in half… Read a book at night… no need for candles, I got LIGHTS up in this BlTCH!     This pad got doors, so peeps don’t come all up in your space son! As well as windows, so you can see outside and shlt… WHATS UP NEIGHBOUR BlTCHE5!    No pets allowed, except my UNICORN… what? no it's not a horse with a party hat on (Yes it is... call me, we do  birthdays).    ABOUT US:    Im Mitch, im 27 year old level 3 ninja with awesome sweet invisibility skills.    Then there’s Benny, 32 year old who is made up of 5 robotic lions, you may know him from his work on TV as Voltron.    And Grace, a 21 year old major psycho… or she majors in some psych sht? I don’t know, I don’t listen…     ABOUT YOU:    We think we got too many hoes up in this bltch (1), so i think we need a brother, someone with sweet guitar skills and dragon fighting capabilities including a high tolerance to beer attacks and banter projectiles. If you are Batman, that would be ideal.    $110p.w. (4 weeks rent as bond)    LEASE RUNS OUT IN JULY. but we will try to extend...
This ad is getting pretty popular, so this bltch needs to admit most writing credit goes to some guy that wrote an ad on Craigs list a while ago, google his anus! go on, google that shlt, im not even scared, your mum was scared last night when i got my power drill out though!

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