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2 June 12, 2015

PUPIL STABS
CRIME
SCENE:
The school
in Bradford

TEACHER IN CLASS
Cops hunting boy
Harry hails
UK Afghan
fallen heroes
Nice pair
FOOTING hell this new
advert for running trainers PRINCE Harry has
will make you all hot paid tribute to British

after knife attack and sweaty!


The babe wearing the
service personnel killed
on combat operations

of
latest brand of Reebok in Afghanistan, saying
sports shoes is stunning they will forever be
COPS are hunting for a teenage schoolboy Brit actress Ashley in our hearts as he
Madekwe currently unveiled a memorial
after a teacher was stabbed in front of appearing on US horror to their sacrifice.

trainers!
pupils in a classroom. series Salem. Dedicating the
The 14-year-old boy allegedly attacked the And this saucy new Bastion Memorial,
male teacher with a knife smuggled into school. promo will surely have inscribed with the 453
A 50-year-old teacher at Dixons Kings Academy folks jogging to the names of those killed,
in Bradford was taken with stab wounds to the shops to pick up a pair! he said: As we sit here
chest to hospital, where he is said to be stable. Ashley, 31, is no stranger amongst friends, we
Teachers appealed for the schoolboy who has to a spot of nudity she can take comfort in the
not been named but is Asian with short dark hair shot to fame on TVs knowledge that they
to hand himself in to police. The academys Secret Diary of a Call Girl, gave their lives doing
executive principal Nick going topless for kinky a job they loved, for a
Weller said: It sex scenes while playing country they loved, and
By ROSS THORNTON amongst mates who
happened right at the hooker Bambi alongside
beginning of the school news@sundaysport.co.uk thesp Billie Piper. loved them dearly.
day Once this ceremony
A few students counsellors are on site is ended and all the
witnessed it in a supporting pupils. trappings of the day
classroom and those He confirmed the have been cleared
away, this will become
students have been suspect is a pupil at the a place of pilgrimage,
interviewed by the school and has been a quiet space for
police. there a year.
Parents arrived at the remembrance just as
Shocking school which is next to it was in Camp Bastion,
all those miles away.
Obviously, its a very the citys ambulance
The granite
shocking thing for them station to check if their monument at the
to see. children were okay. National Memorial
The atmosphere in Tahir Jamil emerged Arboretum, Staffs,
the school is very calm, saying he had been bears the names of
quite orderly, were reassured that his all the personnel who
trying to keep to normal 15-year-old daughter fell during the UKs
routines as much as was safe after meeting 13-year involvement
possible. staff. in the conflict.
Mr Weller said there Theyve explained
was nothing in school everything to us now,
that suggested
attack was going to be
the he said.
They didnt tell us
400 drug-driver
launched. what teacher it was, but
He said: The police now Im satisfied. I
are looking into the wanted to take my
arrests per month
lead-up to this incident, daughter with me, but AROUND 400 motorists a
there was nothing in they assured us that the month have been arrested
school that led up to it. school is safe. for drug-driving since the
Mr Weller said a Uniformed police new offence came in at
member of staff is at officers could be seen the beginning of March.
the hospital with the coming in and out of the But while some police
stabbed teacher, while school. forces have been busy
with offenders, others

Big fall in payday loan problems


have arrested NONE.
The statistics were
obtained by the Institute
THE number of payday loan problems being reported to of Advanced Motorists
Citizens Advice has nearly halved from a year ago. under a Freedom of
Citizens Advice said it helped with 5,554 payday loan Information Act request
to all police forces in
problems across England and Wales from January to England and Wales.
March 2015. The Metropolitan Police
That represented a fall of 45 per cent on the same recorded the highest
period in 2014, when number of arrests, with
10,155 problems were 214 in the period March
reported. 2 to May 11.
In January 2015, a cap Next was Northumbria
on the overall cost of a Police with 97 arrests,
payday loan was imposed, then Cheshire with 70,
meaning that borrowers Sussex with 58, and
who cannot afford to repay South Yorkshire Police
their debt on time will with 55.
never pay back more in At the opposite end of
charges than the sum they the scale, details from
initially wanted to borrow. Leicestershire, Warwick-
Citizens Advice said it is shire and Gwent showed
vital to keep a watchful these police forces had
eye on the industry. yet to make any arrests.

DAMP across northwest


Scotland on Friday. Fine
elsewhere but very warm
OSBORNE UNDER FIRE OVER RBS SALE
SHADOW chancellor Chris
Leslie (left) has ripped into
making a loss on RBS
because it was making a
suffering with a hangover
following the bash in the
with isolated the Government over plans gain on completely City.
thunderstorms SUN: MON: TUE: to sell its majority stake in separate assets. Mr Leslie asked:
across the Showers Sunny Cloudy the bailed-out Royal Bank He also demanded to Shouldnt he have the
south. By even- of Scotland. know why Chancellor courtesy to come to the
ing, heavy locally heavy rain across The Tories claim that George Osborne was not House of Commons and
thundery rain will central parts. Brighter the taxpayer will not lose present in the Commons answer questions himself
push north across further north and south. out is like boasting about to deliver the statement on what might well be one
England & Wales. Highs, 21C in London, the great deal you got on himself after announcing a of the most important
Reaching 25C in 17C in Cardiff, 15C in
London, 22C in Cardiff Manchester, 13C in Bel- your car having lost money series of policies in his financial decisions of this
& Manchester, 14C in fast, 10C in Edinburgh. on your house, say Labour. Mansion House speech the Parliament?
Belfast, 16C in Edinburgh. OUTLOOK: Mainly Mr Leslie told MPs the previous night. Taxpayers deserve to
Saturday, persistent fine. Treasury could not Some backbench Labour know more about whats
pretend it was not MPs suggested he was going on here.
WEEKEND

June 12, 2015 3

Sammy: I
wont go on
Celeb BB
FORMER Emmerdale
star Sammy Winward
has shot down rumours
that shes heading for
Celebrity Big Brother.

Leah Francis
The 29-year-old, who

Age 26, 34GG-24-34,


played Katie Sugden

from Southampton
on the ITV soap, was
the subject of recent
gossip about next
years line-up.
But Sammy (above),
from Bolton, Greater
Manchester, has
rubbished the claims
saying that reality
telly is not on her
agenda at all.
She revealed: Ive
heard the rumours. I
was getting all these
texts from friends,
saying, Oh my God,
youre doing Celebrity
Big Brother?!
And I was like,
Im absolutely not!
I havent been
approached and
its just not on my
agenda at all.

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The 29-year-old model
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Jamella (above), from
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Before presenting
Radio 1s The Official
Chart, Jameela worked
on Channel 4s youth
programme T4.
She also hosted reality
show Playing It Straight
in 2012.
WEEKEND

4 June 12, 2015

REALITY TV EXCLUSIVE

Final curtain
for Oliver!
Love Island
star Ron, 91
ACTOR Ron Moody,
who famously played
Fagin in the hit film
version of Oliver!, has
died aged 91.
The star, who was
nominated for the best
babes bum
sex secret!
actor Oscar in 1968 for
his performance in
the Charles Dickens
adaptation, died in
hospital yesterday.
His widow Therese
said: He brought joy to
his family and to the
hearts of many and
will be greatly missed.
He was singing
until the end.
Born Ronald Moodnick TELLY singleton Jessica
in north London he By NEIL GOODWIN
played the role of the Hayes just got more neil@sundaysport.co.uk
master criminal in desirableas we reveal
Lionel Barts stage her kinky love of slippery
version of the musical revealed: Like any woman, Ive
in the West End and BACKDOOR action! kissed other girls when Im
on Broadway before The brunette minx is drunk I think thats just part
making the film. currently appearing on ITVs of being young and going out.
Ron also wrote novels dating series Love Island, You end up having too much
and musicals of his where shes shacked-up with champagne, and the next thing
own and kept working male co-star Joshua Ritchie. you know youre getting off with
into his eighties, The pair have already been one of your friends.
including a small role seen enjoying an X-rated fumble Ive played with a girls
in EastEnders. between the sheets. boobs and spanked her on the
He once said: Im a And lets hope anal-loving bum, but Ive never had full sex
straight actor who Jess aka model Amber Mae with any.
occasionally does soon takes part in the UKs first I wouldnt rule it out, though,
musicals. Most people ever televised scene of real-life but Id have to be drunk.
think Im an eccentric BUM SEX! And Jess has even had a few
comedian. Its amazing threesomes!
how many years you can Kissed She added: They were with
spend in this business two men, and once with another
sorting out something We recently probed the
21-year-olds arse preferences, girl.
as simple as that. I think my favourite was
and the 34C beauty said:
Honest answer, I do like anal the one with another girl and a

FOLLOW sometimes when Im drunk.


It isnt my favourite, but
after a night out I can be
guy. It was really hot and I
loved it.
Plus the other girl f**ked off
after a while, which turned out

US ON
persuaded.
Gorgeous Jess, from to be good.
Gloucester, isnt just interested Id had enough of her
in men, shes also partial to a anyway and wanted to focus on
little girl-on-girl action too. She the bloke.

@thesunday
sport
Men spend more
on booze and food
MEN splash out 80 more
than women each month
on leisure pursuits such

DRACULA IS DEAD!
as dining and drinking
out, playing sports and
buying new gadgets.
The average amount
men spend each month on
non-essentials is 412,
while women said they
spend 332 on this,
according to a survey of
2,000 people for website
VoucherCodes.
Women set aside a
higher proportion of their
Tributes pour in for veteran horror star Christopher, 93
monthly income on VETERAN actor Sir Christopher Sinatra classic My Way. It was one of
seven tracks on an album called Metal
essential household bills, Lee has died aged 93. Knight he recorded with an Italian
utilities and childcare The star, who appeared in band called Rhapsody Of Fire.
than men. a string of horror films and Two years ago he was honoured
Men spend around 45 played a Bond villain in with a fellowship of the British Film
a month on eating out The Man With The Golden Institute.
while women spend 33. His Lord Of The Rings co-star
Men said they spend Gun, enjoyed a career
renaissance playing Dominic Monaghan said: He was a
around 40 a month fascinating person. Threw a Bic pen
going out drinking and/or ROLE Saruman in the Lord Of into a tree in front of me. CLASSICS:
clubbing, while women WITH The Rings films. Actor Reece Shearsmith said: An Lee was a
spend around 23. BITE: He never stopped amazing gentleman who brought us baddie in
Around 10 a month is Lee as working and only last year so many iconic roles. Hell be missed. Bond and
spent by men on average Dracula marked his 92nd birthday Jonathan Ross said: A great actor, Lord Of
on sports, while for by releasing a heavy metal a great star, a surprisingly good singer The Rings
women this figure is 7. version of the Frank and a lovely, lovely man.
WEEKEND

June 12, 2015 5

LESBIAN GYM
Im a Pratt
for saying I
was impotent LOVERS BEAT
UP GIRL IN
RED-FACED Jurassic
World hunk Chris Pratt
has been forced to tell MONEY
fans that he HASNT TROUBLE:
got a floppy COCK. Hassan
During a recent and
interview the actor, Tunajek
who used to be
overweight before
finding fame, described

CASH ROW
how being a slob made
him impotent.
But Chris, 35, now
reckons he didnt know
what the word means
and says his rock-hard
Johnson is in full
working order.
The star, married to
Scary Movie babe Anna
Faris, said: Im not

But they escape jail


sure I knew what
impotent meant when
I said it.
I had a lower sex
drive, to be honest. But
I wasnt impotent.
Everything about
my spirit was dull. I
didnt feel great, people TWO lesbian fitness By ROSS THORNTON
will relate to that. instructors who spat at and
And I dont want to news@sundaysport.co.uk
ever come out against punched a former work
sounding like Im colleague in a brutal street Kolodziejczyk was left with a
talking smack about attack have avoided jail. fractured cheekbone and facial
people who have issues Kiran Hassan, 30, and Sylwai swelling.
with their body weight, Last month, the couple were
Tunajek, 28, launched a vicious convicted of inflicting grievous
or dont have issues assault on Edyta Kolodziejczyk
with their body weight. bodily harm following a trial at
To each their own. following a row over money. Nottingham Crown Court.
But to those who felt The lovers admitted spitting at On Wednesday, they were spared
the way I felt at that and punching the victim, but claim jail and both handed an 18-month
time, theres really she approached them on a street in prison sentence, suspended for two
hope. Nottingham demanding money in years.
October 2013. They were also ordered to
In the brawl that followed, Miss

You gotta
complete 180 hours unpaid work,
and split the cost of 956
compensation towards the victim
and 850 court costs.
My Wife told me to Sentencing, Record Richard
go to the doctors Swain said: I have to consider
about my erection where, in light of my public duty,
problem. She if an immediate prison sentence
wasnt pleased is inevitable.
when I came back But I do take the view as
and gave her some advocated on your behalf that, so
slimming pills. far as both are concerned, this was
very much a one-off regrettable
occasion.

laugh! However, the judge went on to


add how the attack caused serious
physical injury and called into
question the defendants remorse.

Centipede legs it
He said: I find that somewhat
difficult to accept in this case
where both of you pleaded not

to UK on plane guilty and took your chance before


a jury.

A GIANT venomous
Blows
centipede has a new The best remorse you could
home in the UK after have shown would have been to
flying from Antigua in a have accepted your responsibility
Britons dirty washing. and guilt in this matter.
Jennie Esler was The three women had worked for
unaware the Peruvian KK Sports in Nottingham, a
centipede one of the community fitness club
largest of its kind in the But a row broke out because
world and toxic to Tunajek had owed money to Miss
humans had crawled Kolodziejczyks sister for a flight to
into her suitcase as she the UK from Holland.
packed to return to home The women came to blows when
to Bristol. Miss Kolodziejczyk approached
them in the street.
She had been staying Hassan, of West Bridgford,
at a house in English Notts, and Tunajek, of
Harbour, a town on the Nottingham, claimed the victim
Caribbean island, during came at them aggressively with a
her trip. raised fist.
She caught the The court heard the trio then
eight-hour flight back to engaged in a tussle where Miss
the UK and passed Kolodziejczyk was injured.
through customs with the ATTACK:
Hassan Giving evidence, Hassan said:
11cm-long centipede She raised her fist to punch me
which has been named claimed
she acted and thats when I raised my fist
Curtley in her luggage. and I punched Edyta. BRAWL:
in self Tunajek
I have no idea when he defence The victims sister had also been
actually got in there, she in a relationship with Tunajek, but leaves
said. the jury were told the two court
Curtley now has a new defendants are now a couple.
home at Bristol Zoos Bug
World exhibit.
WEEKEND

6 June 12, 2015

BIG BROTHER SHOCK


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finger
up the
bum Chosen One
brings
confession
BIG Brother nudist Harry Amelia has made a
saucy BUMHOLE confession!
slapped with
driving ban
CHELSEA boss Jose
Mourinho has been
banned from driving
for six months after he
was caught speeding.
The self-style
out the
BUST in
The 22-year-old fetish model made the SHOCKING Chosen One footie
revelation while discussing her wild sex life with manager who won
housemates Jack, 23, and 29-year-old Danny. last seasons Premier
Harry a self-proclaimed dominatrix brat from League title pleaded
Loughborough revealed that she LOVES having a guilty to the offence at
slippery finger up her Staines Magistrates
backside. Court in Surrey.
By TOM RHODES He was ordered to
She said: Everybody pay 910 in fines plus
loves a finger up the bum news@sundaysport.co.uk
court costs following
just embrace it! the incident on the
The ex-Babestation girl After entering the A3 in Esher, Surrey,
has already flashed her house last week, it was on September 23
CLUNGE on live TV, and revealed that Harry once last year.

Georgia!
claims that she HATES appeared in a kinky flick Mourinho who
wearing clothes. called Lady Voyeurs. already had nine
She has also talked In the 15-minute film, points on his licence
about being a DOMINATRIX Harry talks dirty and PROBED: Big Bro
housemates Jack was caught on a speed
who performs TABOO sex strips NAKED while her camera doing 60mph
acts for cash. male flatmate WANKS (top) and Danny
in a 50mph zone, close
Harry previously said: into a cup. to Chelseas training
My job doesnt affect After hes finished, she FILTHIEST contestant ground at Cobham.
my personal life. tells him to leave so she weve ever had on The 52-year-old
My job is about fetish can rub his sticky JIZZ Big Brother. who has also managed
and other peoples needs into her skin which is Just dont play smell Real Madrid, Inter
but my sex life is 50 NOT shown on camera. my finger with her! Milan and Porto during
percent my needs and A Channel 5 source Big Brother continues a glittering career
50 percent somebody last night said: Harry is tonight at 9pm on was not required to
elses needs. without a doubt the Channel 5. attend the hearing, a
court official said.
WEEKEND

June 12, 2015 7

TOWIE PICTURE SPECIAL

PICK ME UP:
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BUSTY TOWIE babe Georgia By COLIN HURST


Kousoulou really is hot stuff! news@sundaysport.co.uk
The Essex reality show
star was in Marbella this week The missus forces me to watch
filming the top ITVbe show The Only Way Is Essex with her all
when she was snapped wearing the time and I hate it, to be honest
a nearly-not-there red frock. with you.
The sexy outfit barely contained I dont understand what the
the 23-year-olds enormous hell is going on, it just seems like
boobs that were spilling out as she theyre really bad actors in a really
sunbathed at the Spanish resorts shit soap opera.
trendy Plaza Beach Club. Still, the wife loves it and I get
One onlooker at the Spanish to look at fit women like Georgia.
resort said: I couldnt believe it It made my holiday to see her
when I saw Georgia at the same in the flesh with her boobs almost
place as me. hanging out, I tell you!
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June 12, 2015 9

MAN
Nicki: I
dont use
WITH
NO
DISFIGURED:

sex toys! Kelly Hewitt


was discovered
at roadside with
RAUNCHY rapper genital injury
Nicki Minaj says she last year
DOESNT need toys to
boost her sex life.

WILLY
The Feeling Myself
singer, who boasts
about demanding an
orgasm every time she
bonks, says she is
open to experimenting
in the bedroom.
But she never uses
vibrators or other adult

DIED IN
gadgets preferring a
spot of dirty talk to
get her going.
Naughty Nicki, 32
(above), said: If the
sex is good, you dont
need it.
I like playing
mentally, with words.

BIZARRE
The hitmaker also
blabbed about having
a quickie in her 4x4
with hip-hop fianc
Meek Mill, 28.
Nicki added: The
Range Rover was small
and uncomfortable.
Neither of us could

SEX
believe we were doing
that, but it happened. A STEELWORKER who survived
For him, it was having his penis and testicles
really great.
Nicki added that she severed last year might have died as
was determined not to a result of auto-erotic asphyxiation,
use her sexuality to get an inquest has heard.
ahead in music.
She said: I decided Kelly Hewitt, 41, was covered in blue

GAME
early on that I wouldnt paint with a ligature
sleep with men in the around his neck and
business. That made another round what
me feel empowered. remained of his penis
when he was found

You gotta
in his caravan at
a travellers site in
Middlesbrough in May.
During the hearing
IVE just
subscribed to
Sheep Farmers
at Teesside Coroners
Court, it emerged that
his family suspected
Cock-chop victim found
Mr Hewitt might have
Weekly magazine.
I was delighted to
receive a free pen.
caused the injuries to
his groin when he was
found in a distressed
tied up and painted blue
state by the A66 in
March last year. in caravan, inquest told
Erotic
laugh! Teesside coroner
Clare Bailey said using
By TOM WILKINSON
news@sundaysport.co.uk
a strong lad. He knew
how to handle himself.
You would have
the ligatures may have thought he would be
been an act of some sort hospital, Mr Hawkan
C4 bosss excessive
covered in bruises and
of erotic nature. said: He knew who was the caravan would
She concluded the responsible and he have been trashed.
much-loved father of
855k salary probed six children and two
grandchildren died as a
result of misadventure.
would sort it out, we
were ready for pay-back
and revenge.
But Mr Hewitt denied
the claim, his step-dad
said, and got angry.
CHANNEL 4 needs to be Mr Hewitt planned But when he was It was never really
very careful when setting revenge on the person released from hospital, discussed further, he
salaries for top execs, he claimed attacked him there was no vengeance. said.
the Government has last year, his step-father Mr Hawkan said: We Police in Cleveland
said, amid warnings of Gary Hawkan said in a never looked for anyone. arrested a man at
excessive pay. statement to the inquest. I think he did it himself. the time but he was
Commons Leader As the pair talked in He was a fighter and never charged.
Chris Grayling said it
was important for

BOXER HAYE: LET FOOTIE STARS


organisations such as
the broadcaster to
get it right.
MPs heard Channel 4

SLUG IT OUT ON PITCH


Age 30, 32D-25-32, from Aldershot
Natasha Marley

chief executive David


Abraham received
855,000 last year.
Speaking in the BOXER David Haye has urged the Football Association to
Commons, Labours Helen let footie stars PUNCH each other on the pitch.
Goodman said: Channel The heavyweight pugilist said new rules to encourage
4 is a Government-owned fisticuffs would bring acts of gentlemanly conduct back
company and this week into the beautiful game.
the chief executives pay Sparring
was increased to 855k.
Could we debate Haye, 34 (right), said: A punch square in the chops
excessive pay at Channel between two footballers getting paid a lot of money
4 and how it can be for the privilege isnt so bad. I have to pay my sparring
brought under control? partners to punch me in the face!
Mr Grayling replied: I A lot of footballers make out like they want to fight
think our responsibility all the time anyway, so let them have a good tear up.
in top pay awards is of They can shake hands and get on with it afterwards.
paramount importance.
WEEKEND

June 12, 2015 11


WEEKEND

12 June 12, 2015

CELEBS ARE HAVING A

Cheryl: My
stalker in
MICHELLE
the toilet
nightmare
POP superbabe Cheryl
Cole has blown the lid
off her TOILET selfie
embarrassment!
The former Girls
Aloud singer told how
several girls once
asked for a photo in
a public toilet!
Cheryl, 31 (above),
from Newcastle,
admits she gets
LOTS of weird fan
requests in public.
The X Factor judge
confessed: Im a lot
more relaxed about
it now but it never
feels normal.
Some girls recently
asked me for a selfie
in a restaurant toilet.
It was weird.
If Im at the table,
theres usually
someone to say nicely,
She just wants to
have dinner with
her family.
Or if Ive eaten
and I dont have
cabbage in my teeth,
its completely fine.
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bathroom, it was me
with these THREE
girls and I thought, I
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LAUREN:
V
BATTLE OF
THE TELLY
BOOBS!
NEWLYWED reality star
Mark Wright has BLASTED
ex-girlfriend Lauren Goodger,
By WENDY THOMAS
news@sundaysport.co.uk

calling her embarrassing. wife out of it. Im sure there are


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despite legal threats. And she also uploaded an image
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this week just HOURS after would be a BORING wife...
Lauren, 28, arrived at their because shes TERRIBLE in bed!
honeymoon destination of Dubai But Lauren DENIED the
for a girls holiday. remarks were about Mark and
Boring Michelle in a magazine column,
saying they were about her friends
Mark, 28, from Essex, wrote: relationships. Hm.
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is embarrassing. I really thought EPIC catfight? Thats right a
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well but leave me, my life and my do YOU think is the winner?

WHO WINS THE GREAT TWITTER ROW?


MICHELLE keeps fit with LAUREN has publicly
regular gym sessions and BODY struggled with her weight,
posts sweaty post-workout which she attributes to poor
selfies to her Instagram diet and drinking alcohol.
account. Shes showed off her Last year, she splashed out on

5 3
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MICHELLE has been tight- LAUREN is known for her
lipped about her sex life even
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talk show Celebrity Juice. As a with top models in Miami, but

2 5
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4 3
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video, it would make the Paris that an Arab millionaire offered her
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KYLIE and Dame Helen Mirren, who
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MINOGUE
As Chris himself recently
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Now the lads

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Living together
By WENDY THOMAS
news@sundaysport.co.uk

DURING their gap year,


Sarah Turner and Brooke
Adams promised to stay
best friends for life.
They shared a flat in university,

2 couples,1 house...
travelled the world together, and
even enjoyed a few drunk kisses!
But eventually like most
people do they grew apart.
Sarah wed property developer
Kirk and moved to Liverpool,
while Brooke stayed in London
with partner Chris.
But a strange twist of fate
brought the two couples back

1 BED!
together last year... and their
ordinary lives changed FOREVER.
Because after a night of
drinking led to a four-in-a-bed
sex romp, they are now kinky
SWINGERS!
Speaking EXCLUSIVELY to
Weekend Sport, Sarah reveals
just how the foursome got
involved in the polyamorous
lifestyle.

And she talks candidly about


why she LOVES sharing her
husband with her best pal and
enjoys her mates fella in return

WHEN I tell
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look at me in a FOR YOUR
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So youre a REAL-LIFE
swinger, then?
they ask. STORY!
Well, not exactly.
The reality is that I enjoy a
relationship with two men
one is my husband, and the
other is my best friends
partner.
But Im not having an affair!
We all live together and
share everything the
mortgage, billsand the
bedroom. We swap partners,
have threesomes and four-
somes we do the LOT!
Heres how it all started
About a year ago, I got a COUPLED UP: Sarah
phone call from my pal Brooke and Kirk (inset) now live
saying she wanted to catch up. with her pal Brooke and
We hadnt spoken in years her fella Chris (right)
so I couldnt wait to see her!
The next weekend Brooke were dancing in the local on! I asked her. You are
showed up on my doorstep nightclub and a tipsy Brooke freaking me out here.
with her boyfriend Chris. I whispered into my ear, If Then she looked at her another bloke and having
wasnt expecting him, but I you want to snog my Chris, I partner, then back at me and sex with my husband was
didnt mind an extra visitor. dont mind. replied: Dont you get it? Were even BETTER after that
And he seemed like a decent Well, to say I was shocked swapping! incredible night!
bloke. In my anger I didnt even Somehow, watching me
So I invited them in and was a total understatement.
I asked her, Why would notice shed placed her hand f**k another guy had brought
we had a cup of tea and got on Kirks thigh... out his competitive side!
chatting shed just given up you want me to kiss your I even got frisky with my
her job and was looking to go boyfriend? What do you mean? Are you pal Brooke! Wed kissed
back to college. But she just laughed and swingers or something? I was before, but this time we had
But I couldnt help noticing said nothing. horrified, I was shocked but full-on lesbian sex. And she
my husband Kirks strange I felt a bit shaken what part of me was EXCITED. was very experienced.
behaviour. It was obvious he could she possibly mean by Id always been curious One year later, I can say
fancied my best mate! that? And I kept thinking that about the so-called lifestyle, that night changed my life
And I felt so annoyed. she had never behaved like but I was worried it would forever. Im still with Kirk but
Brooke was living abroad this at university. ruin my marriage. now were living in a house
I couldnt stop thinking
when we married, so I forgot
the both of them had never about how she spoke with my Unzipped with Brooke and Chris. Two
couples in one bed!
met before. husband that afternoon and But Kirk didnt seem too The great thing about our
They were actually flirting now she wanted to watch me bothered because Brooke lifestyle is the sex NEVER
right in front of me and kiss HER fella! What was she had already unzipped his gets boring. Its like having an


Chris. There was definitely planning?! trousers and was leaning in to affair every night.
chemistry between them I For the rest of the night I start giving him a blowjob! I have romantic sex with
couldnt believe my eyes! felt confused but pretended to It felt so wrong but also my husband, but also have
I thought to myself, How enjoy myself. Inside though, I so right. THREESOMES,
could her boyfriend be OK was pretty miserable. Chris started kissing my girl-on-girl and
with this? When we got home, I was in neck and I felt tingles down lots more.
Eventually, I put the thought a terrible mood. I wanted to my body. Then he put his hand Anyone who is
out of my head. They were just shout at Kirk because he was down my pants. curious about the
getting along there was no dancing too close to my friend I wont go into too many polyamorous
flirting, I convinced myself. even though nothing had details, but that night was lifestyle should
Later that evening we all happened but I felt betrayed. simply unforgettable. try it.
decided to go out for a couple I told Brooke and Chris to Spare room? No way! We all Its the best
of drinks which quickly sleep in the spare room, but ended up in one bed together sexual discovery
became quite a lot of drinks! she just laughed at me again! having sex for THREE hours. that Ive ever
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It was just like one my missus has got.
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FT, Kent

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some penis training.
Then, tough boss
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employee planning a
party so she invites
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of his c***. the other girls in my firm.
Jada confesses a About two weeks ago she suggested we stay late
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Age 33, 34D-24-35, from
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MY hubby came home from a
Letter of I WAS out on the town one night

the day
last month when I bumped into my
night out with the lads and best pals missus.
was so horny that I was soon He works away a lot and she goes
on the lounge floor with my out with her pals.
She looked stunning in a tight blouse
knees either side of my ears. and micro-mini, and after a few drinks we
It was the best shag Id had for ages, but I went back to my place where she gave me the best
couldnt calm him down. blowjob Ive ever had.
On the way upstairs he took me from behind on She gently stroked my balls as she licked me from
the landing and once in bed he rammed home again my nut-sack up to my tip and then back again.
from the front. It wasnt long before I could feel the pressure
As we lay there he told me about the raunchy building in my pipes so I lifted her up, bent her
girls hed seen at a lap-dancing club. I couldnt over the couch and ripped off her thong.
believe the effect it had had on him but I was I then gave her a quick tonguing before I shagged
grateful, if a little sore, that hed been there. her doggy-style and squirted my hot juices all over
To give my fanny some slight relief I took his her back.
prick in my mouth and gave him a right good Afterwards she said she wanted to see me
gobble. again but, believe it or not, I actually feel a bit
A day or two later my curiosity got the better of slack on my mate.
me and I went with a mate to the club to see for What should I do?
myself what it was all about. GT, Lincs
And I have to admit I wasnt disappointed. The
girls were sensational.
Charlotte says
Stripped
We were having a drink at the bar when one of IF this guy was really your best mate, you
the girls came over and said she knew me. wouldnt have to ask.
It was a friend Id last seen 10 years before at
uni. We had a great chat and I explained
why I was there.

One thong led to a steamy fling


We laughed and joked and she offered
to come round to my place and show me
a few routines to get my husband fired up
again.
When she called we had a drink and
behind closed curtains stripped off to
to reveal a nice thong. Then she told me to
some raunchy music.
When we were both naked and close up Dear Charlotte, get my dick out, which I duly did.
She quickly pulled her thong to one side,
she kissed me full on the lips and I
responded. straddled me and lowered herself onto my
I WAS made redundant from a clerical job throbbing cock.
Her hands were down to my fanny in a and decided to have a complete change of
flash and she fingered-f**ked me to an She cried out in ecstasy as she bounced
occupation. up and down, and I must admit that I shot
electrifying orgasm. Dont laugh, but I got a job as a market
We spent the rest of the afternoon in my load within minutes.
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bed bringing each other off with our Some women dont want to discuss such
fingers and tongues. thong and jeans and showed me to the
matters with a fella, but some are keen door, asking me to call again sometime.
I told my husband, thinking it would and love talking about their likes and
turn him on, but instead it sent him off What should I do?
dislikes.
the deep end. The most obliging woman I met was 35. FG, Hants
We are still shagging, but Im seeing my She had a gorgeous figure and she giggled
girlfriend too. What should I do?
FE, Leeds
flirtatiously as I went through the bra and
pantie quiz.
Charlotte says
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TAIWAN

TAIWAN delivers great all-round value.


Eating the main attraction in Taiwan is
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BALI
WITH the British pound
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its still possible to find beds for 3.50 a night in
the countrys largest city, Ho Chi Minh. IT may be the smallest country in CAPITAL Budapest, considered one of the WITH cheap flights from the UK to
With bowls of delicious pho, chicken or beef mainland Africa, but youll certainly most beautiful cities in the world, attracts Bulgarias Black Sea, this popular
noodle soup for 60p, and a pint of local beer find big, big savings. thousands of tourists every year. holiday destination offers plenty of
costing no more than 30p, experience some of Pay just 50p for the chance to spot With its medieval castles, leafy parks and bargains.
Vietnams rich culture and history for pennies. chimpanzees and baboons in the busy nightlife, its easy to see why. Sunny Beach pretty much does what it
River National Park. And the fact that you can easily get by on says on the label, a seaside resort for
Plus, the locals are notoriously friendly and Or take a break from trekking at relaxing and working on your tan
great for banter even if neither of you can 25 a day is another reason to spend some
Sanyang Beach, where youll find time in Hungarys capital. without spending more than 20 a day.
understand what the other one is saying! the most affordable accommodation. And yes, the drink is cheap.

CAMBODIA TURKEY INDIA PORTUGAL

POPULAR with many backpackers and LISBON is as happening as Barcelona with


CAMBODIA is home to one of the FANCY a slice of the Mediterranean but want to travellers on a budget, its possible to fewer crowds and cheaper and is set to get
Seven Wonders of the World, the save a few pennies at the same time? explore this colourful country and live a whole lot more accessible as low-cost
amazing if slightly spooky temple of Try southwest Turkey. With a Riviera to rival like a Raj. airline Ryanair opens a base in the
Angkor Wat. France, Pamphylia is the main tourist destination Get to Goa and hunt for bargains in Portuguese capital.
Cycle out to the complex for the in this part of the world. Anjuna flea market, swim with turtles Head anywhere in the country off the
4am sunrise, one of the most famous With reasonably priced rooms, cheap and try your hand at kitesurfing. tourist trail and costs come down further.
in the world. traditional doner kebabs and plenty of Roman You can do all this for about 4 a day, For a great value tour of Lisbon, hop on
A stay in Siem Reap, the nearest ruins to explore for free, you can live comfortably including accommodation, food and a tram 28, which rattles around taking in many
town to Angkor, is a steal, with beds here on a shoestring. sunset cocktail on one of the many of the citys highlights for just over two quid.
going for as little as 1 a night! beautiful beaches.
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YORK SATURDAY
Going: Good to firm
2:00 QUEEN MOTHERS CUP 3YO+, 1M 4F, CL3, 15 RUN
1 (9) 04344/8 BARBICAN (D) 7 11-0 D E Cantillon
2 (2) 2/420-23 MANHATTAN SWING 5 10-12 b B Ellison Miss H Bethell
3 (1) 7/1447-3 PEARL CASTLE (CD) 5 10-10 J J Quinn Miss S Brotherton
WEEKEND
WEEKEND 4 (7) 1170-21 ONLY ORSENFOOLSIES (D) 6 10-10 Micky Hammond

THE GREATEST JOCKEYS EXCLUSIVE COLUMN 5 (10)


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APTERIX (BF) (D)
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G Swinbank Miss S OBrien
W Brisbourne Miss H Moore
B Ellison Miss L Wilson (3)
R Fahey Miss E Bullock (6)
9 (4) 532-716 MODERNISM (D) 6 10-1 R Fahey Miss J McLernon (6)

ARC
10 (6) 44530/9- SCOTS GAELIC (D) 8 9-11 b R Menzies Miss F McSharry (6)
HERITAGE: Angel 11 (15) 742635- ENDLESS CREDIT 5 9-11 M Hammond Miss B Smith
Gabrial wins the 12 (14) 2152-79 MOSHE (D) 4 9-10 H Morrison
Northumberland 13 (3) 00-4379 AMBLESIDE (D) 5 9-9 v1 M W Easterby Miss C Walton
Plate on grass 14 (12) 1823-76 THORNTOUN CARE 4 9-9 J S Goldie Mrs C Bartley
last year 15 (13) 221 MARMION (D) 3 9-0 J L Eyre Miss A Deniel
2:35 HANDICAP 3YO+, 7F, CLASS 2, 19 RUNNERS
1 (9) 43-7101 HEAVENS GUEST (D) 5 10-0 R A Fahey P Mathers
2 (17) 750-201 SO BELOVED (CD) 5 9-12 D OMeara P Makin
3 (3) 577-030 HIGHLAND COLORI (D) 7 9-10 A M Balding D Probert
4 (4) 26-5702 JALLOTA 4 9-8 C Hills M Harley
5 (11) 086-184 ONE WORD MORE (D) 5 9-8 T Easterby R Richardson (7)
6 (7) 4-20512 ALFRED HUTCHINSON (CD) 7 9-7 p G R Oldroyd B McHugh

ARE
7 (8) 100-110 AL KHAN (D) 6 9-5 D OMeara J Doyle (7)
8 (1) 543-460 ALEJANDRO (CD) 6 9-3 D OMeara T Eaves
9 (13) 75-0011 FREE CODE (D) 4 9-3 T D Barron J P Spencer
10 (5) 9020-50 SUPPLICANT 4 9-1 v1 R A Fahey T Hamilton
11 (19) 47-3411 INSTANT ATTRACTION (D) 4 9-1 Jedd OKeeffe J Haynes (3)
12 (16) 06-0967 BERTIEWHITTLE (D) 7 9-0 T D Barron P J Dobbs
13 (12) 6318-52 WITHERNSEA (BF) (D) 4 8-13 R A Fahey T P Queally
14 (6) 1311-41 TWIN APPEAL (D) 4 8-12 b T D Barron P McDonald
15 (10) 306-247 FARLOW (D) 7 8-11 R A Fahey P Hanagan
16 (18) 144473 BRIGLIADORO (D) 4 8-11 P J McBride P Cosgrave
17 (15) 837-155 AZAGAL (D) 4 8-11 T D Easterby J P Sullivan
18 (2) 64-7054 ATHLETIC (D) 6 8-10 v A Reid
19 (14) 235314 ENLACE (BF) (D) 3 8-1 M Johnston S De Sousa

BLAYDON
3:10 GANTON STAKES (LISTED) 3YO+, 1M, 10 RUN
1 (9) 2-36290 TENOR (D) 5 9-10 t J Ryan R Winston
2 (2) 56-2554 BALTIC KNIGHT (CD) 5 9-7 b R Hannon J P Spencer
3 (7) 2-42337 ELLEVAL 5 9-7 p D Marnane C R King
4 (10) 3-01555 EMELL 5 9-7 b R Hannon P J Dobbs
5 (6) 3742-03 FIRE SHIP (D) 6 9-7 W J Knight P Hanagan
6 (8) 61-1844 GABRIAL (D) 6 9-7 R A Fahey T Hamilton
7 (1) 3253-20 HORS DE COMBAT (D) 4 9-7 J R Fanshawe T P Queally
8 (5) 402-400 TOP NOTCH TONTO (D) 5 9-7 p1 B Ellison S De Sousa
9 (4) 63/1110- WANNABE YOURS (D) 4 9-7 J H M Gosden N Mackay
10 (3) 3/1544-0 YUFTEN (D) 4 9-7 b1 W J Haggas P Cosgrave
3:45 HANDICAP 3YO, 6F, CLASS 2, 20 RUNNERS
1 (4) 1361-90 BEACON 3 9-7 R Hannon G Mahon (7)

DISGRACES
2 (16) 8-05557 BURNT SUGAR (D) 3 9-6 b1 R Hannon P J Dobbs
3 (10) 42122-0 ASTROPHYSICS (D) 3 9-3 t Mrs A Duffield P McDonald
4 (20) 34-6554 SQUATS (D) 3 9-0 W J Haggas P Cosgrave
5 (13) 90-5861 MUKHMAL (D) 3 8-12 h M Johnston S De Sousa
6 (17) 1332-3 EXPLOSIVE LADY 3 8-11 K R Burke B A Curtis
7 (5) 0412-59 BONDS GIRL (D) 3 8-11 R A Fahey T P Queally
8 (18) 2-11 SCALZO (D) 3 8-11 M Meade P Hanagan
9 (7) 11-1 TWILIGHT SON (D) 3 8-10 H Candy D Sweeney
10 (12) 19-150 GRANDADS WORLD (D) 3 8-10 R A Fahey T Hamilton
11 (11) 106-431 MAGICAL MEMORY (D) 3 8-9 C Hills M Harley
12 (6) 201-40 ENCORE DOR (D) 3 8-8 R M Beckett P Makin
13 (19) 15054-0 COOL STRUTTER 3 8-7 A M Balding D Probert
14 (9) 621431- ROOSSEY (D) 3 8-7 W J Haggas G Cox (7)
15 (8) 0-13274 MIGNOLINO (C) 3 8-6 b T D Barron J P Sullivan

Leave Newcastle alone!


16 (15) 121-343 FIELD GAME 3 8-6 t H Morrison N Mackay
17 (1) 14-22 NORTHGATE LAD (BF) 3 8-6 B Ellison M Lane
18 (14) 2138-18 CHARLIE CROKER (D) 3 8-6 K A Ryan J P Spencer
19 (3) 2164-0 SARISTA 3 8-4 R A Fahey P Mathers
20 (2) 752-471 INDESCRIBABLE (C) 3 8-4 M Johnston S De Sousa
4:20 HANDICAP 4YO+, 1M 208Y, CL4, 16 RUNNERS
1 (4) 425-21 FIRST SITTING (D) 4 9-9 D OMeara P J Dobbs
ITs pointless getting fantastic, loving upbringing which this years event will won it three times, Paul Cole. 2 (3) 40/4-095 SWIFTLY DONE 8 9-7 b D Carroll D Allan
but there were times when be the last of its kind before We celebrated the joy of 3 (10) 530-213 ROUSAYAN (BF) 4 9-7 D OMeara S De Sousa
riled about stuff you we had the square root of the diggers move in and turn stayers last Friday and, while 4 (6) 33/6017 ROAYH (BF) 7 9-7 p R C Guest D Probert
cannot alter. f**k all. the course into a sand pit. only a handicap, this one 5 (9) 1480-18 TOGA TIGER (D) 8 9-4 Kevin Frost M Harley
But the decision to turn The sort of unfortunate Its amazing. ranks alongside the Cup 6 (7) 2328-52 CORNISH PATH (BF) 4 9-2 H Candy D Sweeney
Newcastle racecourse into an folks that are about to be The race has been run competitions in my humble 7 (11) 32-8223 ARTFUL PRINCE (D) 5 9-2 b J G Given T Eaves
all-weather track is milked for all the benefits since the mid 19th century opinion. 8 (1) 15-6375 PARK PLACE (D) 5 9-1 J J Quinn P Makin
ridiculous. they are worth. and has always been Great jockeys who we have 9 (14) 963-674 BARREN BROOK (CD) 8 9-0 h M W Easterby J P Spencer
It is crass profiteering At what cost? True enormously competitive. long since chose to forget have 10 (12) 5-14771 REGGIE BOND (D) 5 9-0 b G R Oldroyd B McHugh
dressed up as progress and it northern racing history. Since 1985 there are still won in its fairly recent history. 11 (2) 733-113 HERNANDO TORRES (D) 7 8-13 pt M W Easterby N Evans (7)
stinks. I cannot lie. I was never only two jockeys to have won Michael Roberts, Richard Fox, 12 (13) 27-7521 WAR POET 8 8-9 C A Mulhall
Owners Arc are doing for the most frequent visitor to it twice. Ernie Johnston, George 13 (8) 5556-35 CORREGGIO 5 8-8 M Hammond P McDonald
racing what Bernard Gosforth Park. Willie Carson on Al Maheb Duffield. Legends one and all. 14 (5) 057051 EXCLUSIVE WATERS 5 8-7 Miss Tracy Waggott
Matthews did for turkeys. I get a nosebleed north of in 1990 and Celeric in 1996; Now the Plate is smashed 15 (15) 5220-87 MFIFTYTHREEDOTCOM 4 8-7 p R A Fahey P Hanagan
But as Madness, 16 (16) 6610/24- AHOY THERE 4 8-5 T P Tate J P Sullivan
Oxford. and Kevin Darley aboard Far and for what?
appropriately, once sang But I looked up the roll of Cry in 1999 and Bay Of Glorified council housing. 4:55 MAIDEN STAKES 2YO, 6F, CL 3, 12 RUNNERS
this is One Step Beyond. When blokes as clever as 1 (1) 4 FAST AND FURIOUS 2 9-5 J D Bethell P McDonald
I never much trusted Arena honour for the Islands 12 months later.
Stoutey, Luca Cumani and 2 (2) 72 FLYING PURSUIT 2 9-5 T D Easterby J P Sullivan
Leisure but since they Northumberland Plate of Only one trainer has 3 (11) 22 MINIATURIST 2 9-5 M Johnston S De Sousa
teamed up with Northern Mark Johnson all put their 4 (5) MISTER ZOFF 2 9-5 R A Fahey P Mathers
Racing to form Arc things names to a petition saying 5 (9) NOVINOPHOBIA 2 9-5 R A Fahey T Hamilton
have gone from bad to worse. RACING GREAT: something is a bad idea, then I 6 (6) PICKETTS CHARGE 2 9-5 T Coyle B McHugh
Farewell Folkestone, adios Henry Cecil am bright enough to realise it 7 (3) PRINCE HELLVELYN 2 9-5 B Ellison T Eaves
Hereford. Now Newcastles is probably a bad idea. 8 (4) 4 SANDAHL 2 9-5 R M Beckett P J Dobbs
grass is going the same way. Hang your heads in abject 9 (8) TASLEET 2 9-5 W J Haggas P Hanagan
shame Arc. I hope nobody goes 10 (12) 23 TOP OF THE BANK 2 9-5 K A Ryan J P Spencer
Property there. 11 (10) WORLDS HIS OYSTER 2 9-5 J J Quinn P Makin
The common denominator With that rant off the chest 12 (7) INGLEBY ERIN 2 9-0 M W Easterby N Evans (7)
is housing. Which has ruined on to better things. 5:30 HANDICAP 3YO+, 6F, CLASS 4, 20 RUNNERS
Newbury, by the way. No trainers match my old 1 (18) 065000- EL VIENTO (CD) 7 9-13 v R A Fahey P Hanagan
What do you want to do, boss Fred Winter in my heart 2 (5) 8-73614 AMBITIOUS ICARUS (D) 6 9-13 e R C Guest D Probert
run a racecourse group or but there is an excellent 3 (15) 00-9335 SOUL BROTHER (BF) 4 9-13 p T D Easterby B A Curtis
become property developers? documentary on Channel Four 4 (14) 2222-11 SLINGSBY (D) 4 9-12 b M W Easterby J P Spencer
The Reuben brothers seem tomorrow night about the late 5 (2) 087-644 CAN YOU CONGA (D) 5 9-12 p M W Easterby A Hesketh (7)
to have found a way of Sir Henry Cecil and his 6 (3) 0-09338 COSMIC CHATTER 5 9-11 Mrs R Carr J P Sullivan
merging the two skills and lo wonder horse Frankel. 7 (12) 0544-31 BEST TRIP (D) 8 9-10 Mrs Marjorie Fife R Winston
and behold it appears Watch it. The guy was 8 (8) 077-815 KENNY THE CAPTAIN (D) 4 9-10 T Easterby R Richardson (7)
Newcastle, like the wonderful. 9 (20) 36600-0 JACK LUEY (D) 8 9-10 L A Mullaney T Eaves
But, finally, amid the 10 (13) 0101-79 BARON RUN (D) 5 9-10 K R Burke J Haynes (3)
aforementioned predecessors, 11 (1) 763-271 MONARCH MAID (D) 4 9-8 P W Hiatt S Birkett (3)
will be host to affordable transfer rumours Jack
Wilshere hopes Wenger brings 12 (11) 940-623 HARWOODS VOLANTE (D) 4 9-8 D OMeara P Makin
housing. 13 (7) 400-073 DUTCH BREEZE (D) 4 9-8 p T D Easterby T Hamilton
The sort of gaffs from players into Arsenal during 14 (6) 980-790 BOP IT (D) 6 9-7 p G R Oldroyd B McHugh
which people like the the summer. 15 (19) 0-03370 MON BRAV (CD) 8 9-6 B Ellison S De Sousa
Reubens would wipe their Or Marlboro. Or Benson and 16 (4) 10-0008 APRICOT SKY (D) 5 9-6 D Nicholls
feet on the way out. Hedges. Hes not fussy 17 (9) 0095-70 HOOFALONG (D) 5 9-5 p M W Easterby N Evans (7)
Believe me, I know. I had a Be lucky. 18 (16) 9987-79 DARK CASTLE (D) 6 9-4 M Hammond P McDonald
19 (17) 290-348 PETTOCHSIDE (D) 6 9-3 C Gordon P J Dobbs
20 (10) 0-72097 MEANDMYSHADOW (D) 7 9-2 b A D Brown
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FRIDAYS RUNNERS, RIDERS AND TOP TIPS


SANDOWN Going: Good to firm (good in places)
TOP JOCKEYS 2:10 BRITISH STALLION STUDS EBF MAIDEN STAKES 3 (7) BURNINGFIVERS 2 9-5 R Hannon R L Moore 4:20 ENTERPRISE FINANCE HANDICAP
Win-Run Win% 1bet 2YO, 5F 6Y, CLASS 5, 3 RUNNERS
4 (12) CALIFORNIA LAD 2 9-5 H J L Dunlop S J Drowne 3YO, 1M 2F 7Y, CLASS 4, 9 RUNNERS
Ryan Moore 50239 21% -33.00
Richard Hughes 38201 19% -27.67 5 (2) HORNSBY 2 9-5 C Appleby J Doyle
1 (3) A MOMENTOFMADNESS 2 9-5 C Hills J McDonald 1 (2) 45-221 SCRUTINISE (D) 3 9-7 E A L Dunlop J Doyle
William Buick 28191 15% -74.97 6 (4) 3 INHERENT VICE 2 9-5 J A Osborne G Baker
James Doyle 20128 16% -20.67 2 (1) 3 MUATADEL 2 9-5 M Johnston P Hanagan 2 (5) 6-1 MUNTADAB 3 9-6 Sir Michael Stoute P Hanagan
Jimmy Fortune 13117 11% +4.00 7 (10) MACHINE LEARNER 2 9-5 M L W Bell W Twiston-Davies
Frankie Dettori 1388 15% -17.36 3 (3) 300-1 OPEN THE RED (D) 3 9-5 Mrs A J Perrett G Baker
3 (2) RAUCOUS 2 9-5 W J Haggas R L Moore
David Probert 1379 16% +5.94 8 (8) 9 MIDHMAAR 2 9-5 B W Hills P Hanagan 4 (6) 031-9 COUNTERPROOF 3 9-3 J H M Gosden W Buick
Jim Crowley 1294 13% +30.50 2:40 EBF STALLIONS FILLIES HANDICAP
Paul Hanagan 781 9% -19.00 9 (9) 7 RATEEL 2 9-5 J Tate L Morris 5 (8) 3106-62 POLARISATION 3 9-3 M Johnston J Fanning
Luke Morris 664 9% -10.63
George Baker 663 10% +17.00 3YO, 1M 14Y, CLASS 4, 10 RUNNERS 10 (6) RIVER THAMES 2 9-5 M Johnston J Fanning 6 (9) 46-21 COMPTON MILL 3 9-3 t H Morrison R Hughes

TOP TRAINERS 1 (1) 1-144 FOREST MAIDEN (BF) 3 9-7 C Appleby W Buick 11 (11) SEE YOU WHEN 2 9-5 R Hannon J Fortune 7 (1) 41-33 GOODNIGHTSUZY (BF) 3 9-3 Ed Walker L Morris
12 (3) VON BLUCHER 2 9-5 J H M Gosden L Dettori
Win-Run Win% 1bet 2 (8) 532-01 BLACK CHERRY 3 9-7 R Hannon R Hughes 8 (7) 51-3 BANDITRY 3 9-2 h M L W Bell R L Moore
Sir Michael Stoute 27143 19% -19.46 13 (5) 7 WHITECLIFF PARK 2 9-5 R Hannon R Hughes 9 (4) 310-860 MARCANO 3 9-2 B R Millman T E Durcan
John Gosden 26138 19% -24.60 3 (5) 414-4 FRUITY 3 9-6 C G Cox A Atzeni
Andrew Balding 25145 17% +42.94
4 (10) 211-6 ARETHUSA 3 9-4 E A L Dunlop Jim Crowley 3:50 GEORGE LINDON-TRAVERS MEMORIAL HANDICAP 4:55 BECK HANDICAP
Richard Hannon 1274 16% -11.16
William Haggas 1155 20% +6.63 5 (4) 061-1 ROYAL SILK (D) 3 9-3 R Charlton J Doyle 4YO+, 1M 2F 7Y, CLASS 3, 10 RUNNERS 3YO, 7F 16Y, CLASS 5, 10 RUNNERS
Clive Cox 985 11% -39.35
Mark Johnston 892 9% -49.70 6 (3) 310-22 DEEP BLUE SEA 3 8-12 p1 A Carson L Dettori 1 (2) 22U2-11 REMBRANDT VAN RIJN (D) 4 9-7 D R Lanigan G Baker 1 (7) 81-4 DAGHER (D) 3 9-7 P W Chapple-Hyam R L Moore
Roger Charlton 740 18% -11.96
Charles Hills 664 9% -3.50 7 (9) 41-3 ENGAGING SMILE 3 8-12 R M Beckett O Murphy 2 (9) 46538-6 IM FRAAM GOVAN 7 9-6 George Baker J Doyle 2 (3) 061-337 COMMODORE 3 9-7 George Baker J Doyle
Michael Bell 639 15% +3.51 3 (10) 14008- KALLISHA (CD) 4 9-4 B G Powell J Powell (5)
8 (7) 5342-4 HOORAYFORHOLLYWOOD 3 8-9 Sir Michael Stoute R L Moore 3 (1) 213-537 MARMALAD 3 9-7 p1 Tom Dascombe R Kingscote
TOP TIPS 9 (6) 877-12 MERRITT ISLAND (D) 3 8-9 Sir Mark Prescott L Morris
4 (3) 533112 PERFECT CRACKER (D) 7 9-3 C G Cox O Murphy 4 (5) 9-3315 AUTUMN TONIC 3 9-6 S Dow S Sanders
2.10 Muatadel 5 (8) 6226-12 SOLO HUNTER 4 9-2 b M Meade A McLean (7) 5 (10) 618 ONE MAN ARMY (D) 3 9-5 M L W Bell G Baker
10 (2) 9674-1 THEYDON BOIS (D) 3 8-2 P Charalambous R Jessop (3)
2.40 Royal Silk 6 (1) 1/35 FIELD OF FAME 4 9-2 A M Balding D Probert 6 (9) 618 BEAT GOES ON (D) 3 9-4 C Hills J McDonald
3.15 Inherent Vice 3:15 BREEDERS BACKING RACING EBF MAIDEN STAKES
7 (6) 433681- KARRAAR 4 9-0 W J Haggas R L Moore 7 (6) 413845 WITH APPROVAL 3 9-3 Mrs L J Mongan Jim Crowley
3.50 Perfect Cracker 2YO, 7F 16Y, CLASS 5, 13 RUNNERS 8 (7) 7555-23 KASTINI (BF) (D) 5 8-12 D J Coakley R Hughes 8 (8) 16-60 GUN CASE (BF) 3 9-2 Ed Walker L Morris
4.20 Muntadab 1 (13) 0 ALBERNATHY 2 9-5 C Appleby W Buick 9 (5) 5008-76 CHAIN OF EVENTS (CD) 8 8-8 M Wigham H Turner 9 (4) 222364 VINCENZO COCCOTTI (D) 3 8-11 C Gordon O Murphy
4.55 Dagher 2 (1) BOTH SIDES 2 9-5 A M Balding D Probert 10 (4) 461312 SQUIRE (D) 4 8-8 M J Attwater L Morris 10 (2) 3134-87 CONJURING 3 8-10 M Murphy R Ffrench

GOODWOOD Going: Good


TOP JOCKEYS 6:00 QGF APPRENTICE HANDICAP 7 (5) STAR JEANIE 2 8-11 H Candy D Sweeney 8:10 FRANKIES 28TH ANNIVERSARY MAIDEN STAKES
Win-Run Win% 1bet
Richard Hughes 69313 22% +27.16 4YO+, 7F, CLASS 4, 9 RUNNERS 8 (6) IM JUST SAYING 2 8-6 C G Cox J P Fahy 3YO, 1M, CLASS 5, 9 RUNNERS
George Baker 17108 16% +22.13
Adam Kirby 15111 14% -10.79 1 (7) 009180 BEACH BAR (D) 4 9-12 W J Knight C Shepherd (7) 7:00 SIR ERIC PARKER MEMORIAL HANDICAP 1 (4) 9 AGENT GIBBS 3 9-5 A Stronge Cam Hardie (3)
Joe Fanning 14102 14% +14.88 2 (2) 44 BARREESH 3 9-5 R Hannon L Dettori
Frankie Dettori 1490 16% -24.18 2 (5) 662-391 MIME DANCE (D) 4 9-12 p A M Balding E Greatrex (5) 3YO, 1M 1F 192Y, CLASS 3, 7 RUNNERS
Jim Crowley 12180 7% -68.50 1 (3) 33-312 LAURENCE (BF) 3 9-7 L M Cumani A Kirby 3 (3) BARSANTI 3 9-5 L M Cumani A Kirby
Jimmy Fortune 999 9% -15.00 3 (9) 120-118 GANYMEDE (D) 4 9-10 b Eve J Houghton G Downing (3)
Andrea Atzeni 960 15% +8.75 4 (1) 007689/ EMILIO LARGO (D) 7 9-9 J Tuite Tom Marquand (5) 2 (7) 622-152 PUTTING GREEN (D) 3 9-5 R Hannon R Hughes 4 (5) 3456-03 BIG CHILL 3 9-5 P R Chamings G Baker

TOP TRAINERS 5 (4) 034662 PLUCKY DIP (D) 4 9-7 J Ryan Eva Moscrop (5) 3 (2) U25-551 SONNOLENTO 3 9-4 t A M Balding D Probert 5 (8)
6 (6)
3- FURIOUSLY FAST
GRAND FACILE
3 9-5
3 9-5
C E Brittain
G L Moore
J Fortune
S W Kelly
Win-Run Win% 1bet 6 (3) 024935 BRAVO ECHO (CD) 9 9-6 M J Attwater M Murphy 4 (1) 63-1 SCOONER 3 9-4 R Charlton A Atzeni
Mark Johnston 29205 14% +32.37 7 (9) 5 ROCKET PUNCH 3 9-5 A M Balding A Atzeni
Richard Hannon 16136 12% -56.81 7 (6) 13246-2 SCOTTISH GLEN (CD) 9 9-5 P R Chamings Cam Hardie 5 (6) 2-319 ROCKFAST (D) 3 8-8 G L Moore Cam Hardie (3)
Andrew Balding 13144 9% -42.00 8 (1) 33-32 RUSSIAN REWARD (BF) 3 9-5 t1 P F I Cole Jim Crowley
8 (2) 45845-1 INTREPID (EX6) (D) 5 9-3 h R Mills E J Walsh (3) 6 (5) 21 MARTINIQUAISE 3 8-7 M Johnston J Fanning
Roger Charlton 1260 20% +2.63 9 (7) 53-3 WARDAT DUBAI (BF) 3 9-0 B W Hills R Hughes
William Haggas 1257 21% +6.71 9 (8) 07-9009 NOBLE DEED 5 9-0 b M J Attwater K Stott 7 (4) 020- RIVER DART 3 8-6 M P Tregoning H Bentley
Clive Cox 10104 10% +0.38 8:45 GOLF AT GOODWOOD HANDICAP
Luca Cumani 1053 19% -13.92 6:30 CRIMBOURNE MAIDEN AUCTION STAKES (PLUS10) 7:35 GORGON CITY HANDICAP
George Baker 967 13% -13.00 3YO, 6F, CLASS 4, 7 RUNNERS
Michael Attwater 754 13% +0.00 2YO, 6F, CLASS 4, 8 RUNNERS 3YO, 1M 4F, CLASS 4, 6 RUNNERS
1 (6) 4-12 FRANCISCO (BF) 3 9-7 R Hannon R Hughes
TOP TIPS 1 (2) TRIASSIC 2 9-4 M Johnston M Murphy (3) 1 (1) 741-26 GAME SHOW 3 9-7 C Appleby J McDonald 2 (1) 717596- PILLAR BOX 3 9-4 W J Haggas G Cox (7)
6.00 Scottish Glen 2 (3) 5 PALAWAN (BF) 2 9-2 R Hannon Non Runner 2 (2) 51-31 NORO LIM 3 9-5 L M Cumani A Kirby 3 (4) 113592 SUBVERSIVE (D) 3 9-3 M Johnston J Fanning
6.30 Lido Lady 3 (8) PHARAOH 2 9-2 R Hannon R Hughes 3 (4) 12 DAWN MISSILE 3 9-3 W J Haggas R Hughes 4 (3) 81-5445 UPSTAGING (D) 3 9-1 P F I Cole L Morris
7.00 Laurence 4 (4) LEITRIM TRAVELLER 2 9-1 b1 J A Osborne W Carson 4 (5) 34135-4 BIZZARIO 3 9-1 M Johnston J Fanning 5 (5) 934-014 SYDNEY RUFFDIAMOND (BF) 3 9-0 R Hannon Cam Hardie (3)
7.35 Dawn Missile
8.10 Russian Reward 5 (1) 9 AFRICAN SHOWGIRL 2 8-12 George Baker Tom Marquand (7) 5 (6) 5801-22 MASTER ZEPHYR (BF) 3 9-0 R Charlton J Fortune 6 (2) 3174-85 FLASHY DIVA (CD) 3 8-11 H Candy D Sweeney
8.45 Francisco 6 (7) LIDO LADY 2 8-12 M Johnston J Fanning 6 (3) 3634-47 PERCEUS 3 8-12 M P Tregoning S W Kelly 7 (7) 890-706 HONCHO (D) 3 8-5 v1 J Ryan D Brock (3)

AINTREE
IN-FORM FLAT JOCKEYS PAST 14 DAYS

Going: Good
Jockey Wins Rides Win % Place Place %
R Hughes 12 69 17.39 27 39.13
P Hanagan 11 49 22.45 17 34.69
R L Moore 10 40 25.0 21 52.5
TOP JOCKEYS 5:40 CONDITIONAL JOCKEYS HANDICAP HURDLE 7:15 MEGA SPORT ODDS HANDICAP HURDLE
P J Smullen
Jim Crowley
9
8
41
49
21.95
16.33
19
23
46.34
46.94
Win-Run Win% 1bet S De Sousa 8 50 16.0 18 36.0
Richard Johnson 1099 10% -30.92 4YO+, 3M 155Y, CLASS 4, 9 RUNNERS 4YO+, 2M 103Y, CLASS 3, 6 RUNNERS
James Doyle 7 33 21.21 16 48.48
Paddy Brennan 859 14% -15.30 1 2424PP/ REGAL DIAMOND (C) 7 11-12 p P Bowen S Bowen 1 254233- SWALEDALE LAD (D) 8 11-12 R Ford H Challoner (3) G Baker 7 33 21.21 15 45.45
Brian Hughes 672 8% +20.33 2 13- BUCKWHEAT (BF) (D) 5 11-10 t J P Ferguson A Coleman
W Hutchinson 535 14% +8.50 2 9/4541-4 AIAAM AL NAMOOS (D) 6 11-10 J Wade D ORegan T P Queally 7 41 17.07 13 31.71
Denis ORegan 341 7% -18.63 3 11P3/5P- BIT OF A JIG (D) 8 11-10 D McCain Jnr J Cowley (6) 3 5131/32- DOVILS DATE (D) 6 11-8 Tim Vaughan A Johns (7) D Allan 6 41 14.63 20 48.78
Nico de Boinville 316 19% -3.00 4 323261- PURPLE N GOLD (D) 6 11-7 p D Pipe K Edgar (5) Graham Gibbons 6 44 13.64 16 36.36
Adam Nicol 39 33% +33.75 4 86111-3 COWSLIP 6 11-9 G M Moore A Nicol P Makin 6 34 17.65 15 44.12
5 PP/133-1 GOOD OF LUCK (D) 6 11-5 p W Greatrex G Sheehan
Aidan Coleman 269 3% -28.50 5 58221-2 BRAVE HELIOS 5 11-9 R T Phillips D Hiskett (6) A Kirby 6 50 12.0 14 28.0
James Reveley 150 2% -41.00 6 1760-45 SLEEP IN FIRST (D) 9 10-8 t J Ewart D Irving (5) P J Dobbs 6 37 16.22 13 35.14
Peter Buchanan 121 5% -18.13 6 8/29P6-3 WILY FOX 8 11-1 b J M P Eustace K Edgar
7:50 INKERMAN LONDON HANDICAP CHASE C T Keane 6 35 17.14 8 22.86
Jack Quinlan 112 8% -7.00 7 1F/43-21 JACK ALBERT 8 11-1 b Mrs Dianne Sayer L Morris 5 63 7.94 15 23.81
Sean Bowen 111 9% -2.00 8 54634-1 YOUNGDOCGALLAGHER 6 10-13 M Mullineaux B Poste 5YO+, 1M 7F 181Y, CLASS 3, 6 RUNNERS W Buick 5 34 14.71 14 41.18
Craig Nichol 16 17% +5.00 1 412125- FALCARRAGH (D) 8 11-12 Tim Vaughan R Johnson P Cosgrave 5 35 14.29 14 40.0
Graham Watters 15 20% +0.50 9 434/404- WHAT A STEEL (D) 11 10-11 A C Whillans C Nichol
Henry Brooke 033 0 -33.00 2 64225-1 LUCKY LANDING (CD) 9 11-11 T Coyle D F ORegan F Norton 5 33 15.15 11 33.33
6:10 TRANMERE BOUNCING BACK MAIDEN HURDLE 3 0418F-2 VENGEUR DE GUYE (D) 6 11-10 ht Lucinda V Russell D R Fox (3) J Fanning 5 45 11.11 11 24.44
TOP TRAINERS 4YO+, 2M 209Y, CLASS 4, 6 RUNNERS 4 623U6B- KINGS GREY (D) 11 11-10 pt P A Kirby J Reveley Harry Bentley
M Dwyer
5
5
21
24
23.81
20.83
8
8
38.1
33.33
Win-Run Win% 1bet 1 26-4 CARDINAL PALACE 5 11-0 h J Nash D J Casey 5 FUU-421 RED SEVENTY (EX7) (D) 6 11-6 Mrs S J Humphrey J Quinlan T E Durcan 5 20 25.0 7 35.0
Peter Bowen 1399 13% -19.05 2 DARE TO ACHIEVE 5 11-0 T R George P J Brennan 6 1444-41 CLARAGH NATIVE (D) 10 10-9 M Todhunter B P Harding
Alan King 1077 13% +1.25 IN-FORM FLAT TRAINERS PAST 14 DAYS
Donald McCain 9143 6% -105.92 3 NABUCCO 6 11-0 J P Ferguson A Coleman 8:25 AINTREE GOLF DRIVING RANGE NOVICES HURDLE Trainer Wins Rides Win % Place Place %
David Pipe 571 7% -26.25 4 P/3 SUNNY BANK 6 11-0 t A B Coogan J M Davies 4YO+, 2M 3F 217Y, CLASS 4, 7 RUNNERS M Johnston 13 73 17.81 30 41.1
Tim Vaughan 542 12% -7.17 5 734-2 EPISODE 4 10-11 P A Kirby J Reveley 1 U12 ANGUS GLENS (BF) 5 11-5 David Dennis A Coleman R A Fahey 12 93 12.9 27 29.03
Tom George 534 15% -0.38 R Hannon 11 76 14.47 32 42.11
Philip Kirby 316 19% +26.75 6 7695-5 STURDY DAWN 5 10-7 M Mullineaux B Poste (3) 2 488-61OCTAGON 5 11-5 Mrs Dianne Sayer J Reveley Sir Michael Stoute 9 26 34.62 15 57.69
Lucinda Russell 236 6% -23.13 6:45 MEGA SPORT ODDS HANDICAP CHASE 3 21NEVER UP 4 11-1 G M Moore H Brooke W J Haggas 8 28 28.57 15 53.57
Alistair Whillans 213 15% +1.00 4 11/135-3LAMOOL (CD) 8 10-12 t Tim Vaughan R Johnson Mrs A Duffield 7 23 30.43 11 47.83
Ben De Haan 28 25% +9.00 5YO+, 3M 210Y, CLASS 3, 11 RUNNERS A P OBrien 6 24 25.0 10 41.67
James Ewart 26 33% +20.50 5 42/OCULIST 7 10-12 B De Haan W Hutchinson
1 4PP2-11 BALLYBOUGH PAT 8 11-12 t David Dennis A Coleman 6 OLYMPIAD 7 10-12 M Todhunter B P Harding M W Easterby 6 32 18.75 10 31.25
John Ferguson 135 3% -30.00 T D Easterby 5 56 8.93 21 37.5
Dianne Sayer 118 6% -13.67 2 47U3-31 SEDGEMOOR EXPRESS (D) 7 11-10 p N J Hawke C Gethings (7) 7 3P3434- ROC DAPSIS (D) 6 10-12 T R George P J Brennan D OMeara 5 57 8.77 16 28.07
3 12238U- DECIDING MOMENT 9 11-10 t B De Haan W Hutchinson
TOP TIPS 4 21PPP-P DARK GLACIER 10 11-5 bt P Bowen S Bowen (3)
9:00 NORTH WEST MARES HANDICAP HURDLE
4YO+, 2M 3F 217Y, CLASS 4, 7 RUNNERS
R Varian
J H M Gosden
5
5
30
27
16.67
18.52
14
12
46.67
44.44
5.40 Cowslip 5 21/2PP-3 LEXICON LAD (CD) 10 11-4 Heather Dalton Miss A Dalton (7) P D Evans 5 38 13.16 12 31.58
1 11222-6 WHATDOESTHEFOXSAY (D) 6 11-12 D McCain Jnr J Cowley (7) J S Goldie 5 29 17.24 9 31.03
6.10 Episode 6 6UP25-3 WOLF SHIELD (D) 8 11-4 pt G M Moore H Brooke 2 441/F1-1 DOUBLE SILVER 8 11-11 F OBrien P J Brennan G M Lyons 5 27 18.52 8 29.63
6.45 Silver Man 7 11FP4-1 BALLYBEN (D) 7 11-2 p Miss Lucinda V Russell B Hughes 3 332719- JACKIES SOLITAIRE (D) 7 11-9 pt P Bowen S Bowen (3) J A Osborne 5 13 38.46 5 38.46
7.15 Purple N Gold 8 U3272-1 SILVER MAN (D) 8 11-0 b J Hughes N de Boinville 4 P/84233- DARDANELLA 8 10-13 p1 A King W Hutchinson
C Appleby 4 26 15.38 13 50.0
7.50 Lucky Landing C Hills 4 33 12.12 12 36.36
9 23221-4 LORD BRENDY 7 11-0 Kenny Johnson P Buchanan 5 8452-71 MORNING WITH IVAN 5 10-6 v M Todhunter G B Watters (3) K Dalgleish 4 36 11.11 12 33.33
8.25 Never Up 10 122412- CANDIDE 8 10-13 p Andrew Turnell J Banks (3) 6 05709-4 COOL BARANCA 9 10-4 Mrs Dianne Sayer E Sayer (3) M R Channon 4 49 8.16 10 20.41
9.00 Double Silver 11 2126U-2 GLEANN NA NDOCHAIS 9 10-13 A C Whillans C Nichol (3) 7 644-2 KEEP TO THE BEAT 4 10-3 K A Ryan B Hughes Ed Walker 4 14 28.57 7 50.0
WEEKEND
WEEKEND
June 12, 2015 51

YORK FRIDAY Going: Good to firm


TOP JOCKEYS 2:00 MAIDEN STAKES (PLUS10) 4 (5) 88 LADY WULFRUNA 2 8-9 A J McCabe S De Sousa 8 (2) 050-259 LOVE ISLAND (D) 6 8-11 R M Whitaker G Chaloner
Win-Run Win% 1bet 5 (7) 90 PINK ICE 2 8-9 b1 M W Easterby G Gibbons 9 (9) 549-606 AVON BREEZE (D) 6 8-6 p R M Whitaker C Beasley
Silvestre De Sousa 19158 12% -21.40 2YO, 5F, CLASS 3, 8 RUNNERS
Phillip Makin 16141 11% -29.33 6 (9) 24 PIPPIN STREET (BF) 2 8-9 R A Fahey T Hamilton 10 (5) 84-9412 GRAN CANARIA QUEEN (D) 6 8-5 T D Easterby R Richardson (7)
1 (2) 5 BACK TO BOND 2 9-5 R A Fahey D Nolan
Jamie Spencer 15133 11% -6.17 7 (4) 552 SMART MOVER 2 8-9 J J Quinn P Makin 11 (10) 69-3338 JAMESBOS GIRL (BF) (D) 5 8-4 T D Barron S De Sousa
David Allan 13183 7% -45.50 2 (1) 0 BAHAMIAN SUNSHINE 2 9-5 R A Fahey T Hamilton
Graham Gibbons 12181 7% -91.33 8 (1) 9 SWEETSNSHEETS 2 8-9 v1 P T Midgley G Lee 4:40 GARBUTT & ELLIOTT HANDICAP
3 (6) GENO 2 9-5 K A Ryan J P Spencer
Tom Queally 1291 13% -33.05 9 (8) 07 THE BURNHAM MARE 2 8-9 p1 J S Moore L Jones 4YO+, 1M 6F, CLASS 3, 13 RUNNERS
Paul Mulrennan 11114 10% +20.00 4 (7) 5 KODIMOOR 2 9-5 Danielle McCormick N Farley (3)
Robert Winston 11109 10% +15.50 10 (10) 00 TUTILL 2 8-9 b1 M W Easterby N Evans (7)
5 (3) 4 SCOTTISH COMMAND 2 9-5 R Hannon S M Levey 1 (8) 04/8038- MACBETH 6 9-7 M Appleby A Mullen
Graham Lee 7128 5% -63.65 3:40 GEOFF PEMBERTON HANDICAP
P J McDonald 675 8% -8.75 6 (8) 52 SECRET AMBITION 2 9-5 M Johnston S De Sousa 2 (7) 721-231 TRENDSETTER (D) 4 9-4 J J Quinn P Makin
Tony Hamilton 4154 3% -111.33 7 (4) WOLOWITZ 2 9-5 T D Barron G Gibbons 4YO+, 7F, CLASS 3, 13 RUNNERS 3 (2) 02-1630 PURPLE SPECTRUM (D) 4 9-4 J R Jenkins J P Spencer
Samantha Bell 420 20% +26.50
Andrew Mullen 349 6% -7.00 8 (5) ROSINA 2 9-0 Mrs A Duffield P McDonald 1 (11) 00460-4 GREEN HOWARD (D) 7 9-7 Rebecca Bastiman P Mulrennan 4 (6) 31-3314 RIDGEWAY STORM 5 9-3 A King T P Queally
Sean Levey 329 10% +9.50 2 (3) 829-635 MEHDI 6 9-7 t R A Fahey J Garritty (3) 5 (12) 41541/0 SHES LATE 5 9-2 p Jonjo ONeill G Lee
2:30 DRS TELEVISION HANDICAP
TOP TRAINERS 4YO+, 1M 2F 88Y, CLASS 3, 13 RUNNERS
3 (4) 2342-39
4 (7) 3718-00
ALMUHEET (D)
EXCELLENT GUEST (D)
4
8
9-6
9-6
B Ellison
G G Margarson
S De Sousa
T P Queally
6 (10)
7 (4)
0005-00
312260-
OUR GABRIAL
GAMBOL
4
5
9-1
8-12 h
R A Fahey
Ian Williams
J Garritty (3)
S Donohoe
Win-Run Win% 1bet 1 (13) 11-0509 DONNY ROVER (D) 4 9-7 p M Appleby A Mullen
Richard Fahey 36569 6% -225.51 5 (1) 5080-05 HES NO SAINT (D) 4 9-4 D OMeara F Lynch 8 (11) 657-407 SAVED BY THE BELL (C) 5 8-12 D OMeara Sam James
David OMeara 31266 12% -12.75 2 (2) 1156-04 MISTIROC (D) 4 9-6 p1 J S Goldie F Lynch 6 (2) 350-083 REX IMPERATOR 6 9-2 p D OMeara D Nolan 9 (13) 711110 GABRIAL THE TERROR (D) 5 8-12 p R A Fahey T Hamilton
Kevin Ryan 27228 12% -18.94 3 (7) 2-23664 SILVERY MOON (D) 8 9-6 T D Easterby D Allan
Tim Easterby 19325 6% -110.00 7 (8) 01-7090 SUNRAIDER 8 9-1 P T Midgley G Lee 10 (3) 0800/76 ICON DREAM 8 8-12 J S Goldie F Lynch
Michael Easterby 13213 6% -83.00 4 (3) 62-6221 MAVEN (CD) 7 9-5 T D Easterby R Richardson (7) 8 (6) 39-2258 REGAL DAN (BF) (D) 5 9-0 D OMeara Sam James 11 (1) 2660-01 ROSAIRLIE (D) 7 8-8 Micky Hammond P McDonald
Mark Johnston 13211 6% -127.40 5 (11) 13-7112 FINAL COUNTDOWN (D) 4 9-5 p J J Quinn Joe Doyle (3)
Brian Ellison 11143 8% -1.25 9 (13) 220854- GATEPOST (C) 6 8-13 R A Fahey T Hamilton 12 (5) 835-241 CHIVERS (EX6) (D) 4 8-6 p T D Easterby G Gibbons
Mick Channon 10100 10% -47.58 6 (12) 115-765 FIFTYSHADESFREED 4 9-5 p George Baker J P Spencer 10 (5) 145-180 IN FOCUS (D) 4 8-10 G A Swinbank D Allan 13 (9) 227-476 DR IRV (D) 6 8-3 p Micky Hammond Joe Doyle (3)
David Barron 9126 7% -67.67 7 (1) 21219 MONALEEN (D) 4 9-5 Ian Williams S Donohoe
Paul Midgley 668 9% +7.00 11 (10)4/0000-9 POOLE HARBOUR (D) 6 8-9 K R Burke M Stainton 5:15 888SPORT APPRENTICE HANDICAP
Dean Ivory 623 26% +13.00 8 (4) 11521/0 EDMAAJ (CD) 7 9-5 Jonjo ONeill G Lee 12 (9) 8708-82 KALK BAY (D) 8 8-8 t M W Easterby G Gibbons
David Nicholls 5117 4% -62.50 4YO+, 1M 4F, CLASS 4, 10 RUNNERS
9 (5) 937-002 CACTUS VALLEY (D) 6 9-3 t M W Easterby G Gibbons 13 (12) 1-12242 LUCKY LODGE (D) 5 8-5 b A Brittain P McDonald
Richard Hannon 435 11% +3.38 1 (9) 7-98406 SPIFER 7 9-12 v D Nicholls A Hesketh (5)
10 (6) 1-34216 KINEMA (D) 4 9-2 G A Swinbank B A Curtis 4:10 888SPORT CHOOSE EBF FILLIES HANDICAP
TOP TIPS 11 (9) 4452-51 AMOOD (D) 4 9-2 S G West P Mulrennan
4YO+, 6F, CLASS 2, 11 RUNNERS
2 (2) 53/36
3 (5) 223912
JEFFERSON CITY
SELLINGALLTHETIME (BF) (D)
4 9-12
4 9-10 p
M Appleby
M Appleby
J Garritty
G Buckell (5)
2.00 Secret Ambition 12 (8) 0121-15 PIVOTMAN (D) 7 9-1 t M W Easterby N Evans (7)
1 (4) 1145-53 WILLBEME (CD) 7 9-7 N Bycroft P Makin 4 (6) 32361-1 INTERCONNECTION (D) 4 9-9 p E F Vaughan R Clark
2.30 Final Countdown 13 (10)421/0-00 AUTUN 5 9-0 B Ellison T Eaves
2 (6) 7212-04 LULU THE ZULU (D) 7 9-7 M Appleby A Mullen 5 (4) 02325-4 GLEESE THE DEVIL (BF) 4 9-8 R A Fahey S Bell (3)
3.05 Smart Mover 3:05 SKF ROUS SELLING STAKES 3 (8) 4350-86 MUAJIZA 5 9-3 P T Midgley T P Queally 6 (7) 116-655 STANARLEY PIC (D) 4 9-7 G A Swinbank N Farley
3.40 Kalk Bay
2YO, 6F, CLASS 3, 10 RUNNERS 4 (3) 140-224 ISHIAMBER (D) 5 9-1 p1 George Baker G Lee 7 (3) 20-9662 VALANTINO OYSTER (D) 8 9-1 p Miss Tracy Waggott J Butterfield
4.10 Ridge Ranger
4.40 Trendsetter 1 (6) 90 CITADEL 2 9-0 v1 Ollie Pears J Hart 5 (1) 73-3879 SLEEPY SIOUX (D) 4 9-0 p D R C Elsworth J P Spencer 8 (8) 48752-8 STRAIT RUN 4 9-0 Micky Hammond P Dennis (5)
5.15 Interconnection 2 (2) 5 PARKES AND RIDE 2 9-0 hv K R Burke M Stainton 6 (11) 47P-081 LINKS DRIVE LADY (EX6) (D) 7 8-13 D K Ivory R Winston 9 (1) 665-062 RONALD GEE 8 8-7 J S Goldie H Crouch (5)
3 (3) 5 CLIODHNA 2 8-9 M R Channon C Bishop 7 (7) 945-121 RIDGE RANGER (D) 4 8-12 E J Alston J Hart 10 (10) 2316-61 MIDNIGHT WARRIOR 5 8-7 R E Barr Joe Doyle

CHEPSTOW Going: Good to firm


TOP JOCKEYS 5:50 DRAGON SIGNS EBF NOVICE STAKES (PLUS10) 6:55 HICKS LOGISTICS HANDICAP 8:35 DUNRAVEN GROUP MAIDEN HANDICAP
Win-Run Win% 1bet
Cathy Gannon 21141 15% +5.63 2YO, 6F 16Y, CLASS 4, 10 RUNNERS 4YO+, 1M 2F 36Y, CLASS 5, 8 RUNNERS 3YO+, 6F 16Y, CLASS 5, 11 RUNNERS
Pat Dobbs 1442 33% +7.24 1 (5) 73-0522 WIND IN MY SAILS (BF) 3 9-6 E De Giles P Cosgrave
Martin Lane 1298 12% +31.10 1 (4) 31 DODGY BOB (D) 2 9-7 K A Ryan S A Gray (3) 1 (8) 21208/ HALLINGS COMET (C) 6 9-7 Adrian Wintle S Hitchcott
Dane ONeill 974 12% -28.75 2 (6) 6154 THEE AND ME 2 9-7 W G M Turner R While (5) 2 (3) 347-329 ARANTES 4 9-7 v M R Channon D Cremin (7) 2 (4) 4720-54 MY MATE 3 9-5 C E Brittain L Steward (3)
Pat Cosgrave 850 16% +23.38 3 (11) 24-33 FREE TO LOVE (BF) 3 9-5 C Hills S J Drowne
Liam Keniry 699 6% -61.25 3 (2) 451-2 PRIORS BROOK (D) 4 9-5 A M Balding L P Keniry
3 (10) 61 ANOTHER BOY (C) 2 9-4 R M Beckett P J Dobbs
W Twiston-Davies 655 11% -6.00 4 (7) 354133- EVERVESCENT (D) 6 9-4 G McPherson K Shoemark (5) 4 (2) 260-2U7 SPIRIT OF WEDZA 3 9-4 M Johnston F Norton
Martin Dwyer 626 23% -5.23 4 (5) 213 OWER FLY 2 9-4 R Hannon K T ONeill
Steve Drowne 366 5% -21.00 5 (4) 1- SOV (D) 4 9-4 A J McCabe P J Dobbs 5 (3) 5834-53 ERTIDAAD 3 9-4 Pat Eddery D Muscutt (3)
5 (7) 17 TAWDHEEF (D) 2 9-4 B J Meehan D ONeill 6 (7) 3435-73 CAPTAIN MARMALADE 3 9-4 h R Charlton P J Dobbs
6 (6) 41936-6 ASKNOTWHAT 4 8-13 D G Bridgwater W Twiston-Davies
TOP TRAINERS 6 (1) 01 FRIVOLOUS LADY 2 9-2 P D Evans P Cosgrave 7 (1) 452-854 MARENGO (C) 4 8-13 p B J Llewellyn D Muscutt (3) 7 (8) 0/46 BABYFACT 4 8-13 M S Saunders M Dwyer
Win-Run Win% 1bet 7 (8) 7 WILLAWAY 2 9-0 P D Evans D J Bates (3) 8 (5) 527-225 EUROQUIP BOY (C) 8 8-9 M Scudamore N Garbutt (5) 8 (6) 50/4 DECIMUS MAXIMUS 4 8-9 C Gordon S Hitchcott
Andrew Balding 2184 25% +7.11 8 (9) 12 ORIENTAL GRACE 2 8-13 R Charlton K Shoemark (5) 9 (9) 6546-0 AVON SCENT 5 8-9 v1 C Mason C Gannon
B Llewellyn 16124 13% +6.83 7:25 PROSTATE CYMRU FILLIES HANDICAP
Ralph Beckett 1547 32% +19.95 9 (3) 351 SIXTIES SUE (D) 2 8-13 M R Channon D Cremin (7) 10 (1) 6908-79 ALBECQ 3 8-8 P D Evans J F Egan
Mick Channon 1480 18% -14.46 4YO+, 1M 14Y, CLASS 5, 6 RUNNERS
10 (2) 6 FLASH N SMART 2 8-9 Mrs N S Evans C Gannon 11 (10) 0-78209 TANNERON 3 8-6 J J Murphy S A Gray (3)
David Evans 13144 9% -27.50 1 (4) 5521-45 LADY BAYSIDE (CD) 7 9-7 M S Saunders M Dwyer
George Baker 1247 26% +52.75 6:20 PERTEMPS NETWORK MAIDEN FILLIES STAKES 9:10 HANDICAP 4YO+, 2M 49Y, CLASS 6, 13 RUNNERS
M Saunders 1078 13% -23.50 2 (3) 50-7567 BOUNTYBEAMADAM (CD) 5 9-7 p George Baker P Cosgrave
1 (3) 1732-21 MEDBURN CUTLER (CD) 5 9-9 p P Henderson F Norton
David Simcock 832 25% -1.15 3YO+, 1M 4F 23Y, CLASS 5, 10 RUNNERS 3 (2) 4959-61 ZED CANDY GIRL (EX6) (D) 5 9-5 p D M Loughnane S A Gray (3)
Dai Burchell 751 14% +21.13 2 (8) 2080-65 SMOKER 5 9-9 Tim Vaughan L P Keniry
4 (1) 1144-57 ROUGH COURTE (D) 4 8-12 M R Channon P Pilley (7)
Richard Hannon 732 22% -12.02 1 (8) 9/ CHENONCEAU 7 9-11 Mrs S Leech M Dwyer 3 (10) 48715-9 JEZZA (CD) 9 9-9 bt V R A Dartnall K Shoemark (5)
Mark Johnston 635 17% -0.75 5 (6) 266-229 PRIM AND PROPER (D) 4 8-9 D Burchell R Havlin
2 (1) 9/ GRACIOUS LADY 4 9-11 Miss J S Davis T J Murphy 4 (5) 703-500 AGREEMENT (D) 5 9-9 b Mrs N S Evans C Gannon
TOP TIPS 3 (7) 22 FOREVER POPULAR (BF) 3 8-10 W J Haggas P Cosgrave
6 (5) 069-7 EUROQUIP SUSIE
8:00 PROSTATE CYMRU HANDICAP
7 8-2 M Scudamore N Garbutt (5)
5 (11) 940-048 ESHTYAAQ (D) 8 9-8 P D Evans J F Egan
4 (5) 0- HEART LOCKET 3 8-10 R Charlton W Twiston-Davies 6 (4) 1508/42 TIJORI (CD) 7 9-7 b B J Llewellyn M Lane
5.50 Oriental Grace 4YO+, 7F 16Y, CLASS 5, 6 RUNNERS 7 (12) 45224-5 TASTE THE WINE (CD) 9 9-6 p B J Llewellyn J Williams (7)
6.20 Forever Popular 5 (4) 4-5 HOPE YOU DANCE 3 8-10 D M Simcock M Lane
1 (6) 70566-9 TWENTY ONE CHOICE (D) 6 9-7 E De Giles D ONeill 8 (2) 21322/P AAMAN (D) 9 9-4 B J Llewellyn D Muscutt (3)
6.55 Priors Brook 6 (2) 35 MILL SPRINGS 3 8-10 J H M Gosden R Havlin
2 (1) 25308-7 SURETY 4 9-3 C E Brittain L Steward (3) 9 (13) 67890/7 MINNEAPOLIS (D) 10 9-4 t Mrs S Leech S Golam
7.25 Zed Candy Girl 7 (3) 5-4 PENSIONNAT 3 8-10 R M Beckett P J Dobbs
8.00 My Son Max 3 (2) 871489 LIVING LEADER (D) 6 9-2 pt Grace Harris M Dwyer 10 (1) 158647/ JOLLY ROGER (D) 8 9-4 B J Llewellyn W Twiston-Davies
8 (10) 6 ROSES WILD 3 8-10 A M Balding L P Keniry 4 (5) 000-270 MRS WARREN (D) 5 9-1 George Baker P Cosgrave 11 (6) 12266-6 LUCKY DIVA (D) 8 9-2 v W G M Turner R While (5)
8.35 Free To Love
9.10 Tijori 9 (6) 2-6 STRIDING OUT 3 8-10 D M Simcock D ONeill 5 (4) 310563 MY SON MAX (D) 7 8-13 v Mrs N S Evans C Gannon 12 (7) 455382 DUKES DEN 4 9-2 S Kirk D ONeill
10 (9) 56-49 TEPELENI 3 8-10 C E Brittain F Norton 6 (3) 693425 TANGO SKY (D) 6 8-12 v P D Evans D J Bates (3) 13 (9) 0088-1 MOOJANED (EX6) 4 9-2 P D Evans D J Bates (3)

NEWTON ABBOT Going: Good


TOP JOCKEYS 1:50 PHIL MCGRATH NOVICES HANDICAP HURDLE 2 85-2 ALOTTARAIN 5 10-12 J W Mullins Mr D Sansom (7) 4:30 WEATHERBYS HAMILTON HANDICAP CHASE
Win-Run Win% 1bet 3 5/221-2 DRY OLPARTY (BF) (D) 5 10-12 P J Hobbs T J OBrien
Tom OBrien 25164 15% -18.20 4YO+, 2M 2F 110Y, CLASS 5, 10 RUNNERS 5YO+, 3M 1F 170Y, CLASS 5, 6 RUNNERS
S Twiston-Davies 21108 19% -49.05 4 23323-2 PANDORICA 7 10-12 p B J Llewellyn R Williams (3)
Daryl Jacob 2092 22% -7.25 1 00/0982- STAFF SERGEANT (BF) 8 11-12 Jim Best P Moloney 1 1222-21 CELTIC INTRIGUE (EX7) 8 12-0 p D G Bridgwater T Scudamore
Tom Scudamore 18111 16% -34.16 5 88/0P-4 RAGTIME LADY 7 10-12 S D Dixon Mr G Treacy (7)
2 65-54 SHEER POETRY 4 11-8 R Woollacott D A Jacob 2 31/61-12 INTERPLEADER 10 11-12 pt Sheila Lewis M McIntyre (7)
Paul Moloney 14132 11% -74.95 6 12/7395- REST AND BE (CD) 8 10-12 A E Jones
Brendan Powell 872 11% -7.00 3 7076-22 GOOD VALUE (BF) 4 11-5 vt D Pipe T Scudamore 3 07P/64-3 GRAN TORINO 10 11-6 Mrs M Evans P Moloney
James Best 775 9% -24.67 7 3 MOULIN ROUGE (DEN) 4 10-9 Ian Williams W Kennedy
4 858323- FAUSTINA PIUS 7 11-0 p M Sheppard C Poste 4 P316-5P RIVER DANCING (BF) 8 10-10 pt A J Honeyball Mr M Legg (7)
Tommy Phelan 745 16% +16.75 3:25 WEATHERBYS PRINTING HANDICAP CHASE
Giles Hawkins 635 17% -2.75 5 4F22F-4 FUSE WIRE 8 10-13 D Burchell R T Dunne 5 41PP8-3 VOLIO VINCENTE (CD) 8 10-10 b Mrs L Richards J Best
6 0708-45 UP FOUR IT 7 10-11 h Jamie Poulton T J OBrien 5YO+, 2M 4F 216Y, CLASS 3, 5 RUNNERS 6 83624-6 WHERED YA HIDE IT 9 10-5 bt P Henderson T J OBrien
TOP TRAINERS 7 05P3-15 MILAN OF CRYSTAL 6 10-11 J D Frost Miss B Frost (7) 1 23111-1 BRODY BLEU (CD) 8 11-12 R Walford F de Giles 5:05 WEATHERBYS BLOODSTOCK
Win-Run Win% 1bet 8 5/27PC-3 CHANKILLO 6 10-11 S-J Davies Sam Twiston-Davies 2 6/3U2P-2 ATLANTIC ROLLER (D) 8 11-6 p P F Nicholls Sam Twiston-Davies
Paul Nicholls 36110 33% -0.46 CONDITIONAL JOCKEYS HANDICAP HURDLE
Philip Hobbs 24137 18% +2.82 9 F76P-05 EDDY 6 10-7 J F Panvert T Cheesman (7) 3 0014-21 SPORTING BOY (CD) 7 11-5 b J Farrelly B Powell
Jonjo ONeill 24111 22% -1.77 10 P649P4/ LETS GET CRACKING 11 10-0 A E Jones 4YO+, 2M 167Y, CLASS 4, 13 RUNNERS
4 21442-3 MISS TENACIOUS (C) 8 11-4 R J Hodges Mr H Cobden (7)
David Pipe 18147 12% -65.07 1 02746-4 LUDDSDENENE (D) 10 11-12 ht A Dunn M Hamill (8)
Tim Vaughan 14107 13% -45.78 2:20 NOVICES HANDICAP CHASE 5 136/3-7P DONT BE LATE 7 11-3 p Jonjo ONeill R P McLernon
Paul Henderson 1196 11% -2.25 2 40/U0P-5 ABSOLUTLYFANTASTIC (D) 8 11-12 t M Hill J Sherwood
Mark Gillard 1182 13% +1.33 5YO+, 2M 75Y, CLASS 5, 7 RUNNERS 4:00 BELATED BIRTHDAY GREETING
3 9345-45 JAYO TIME 6 11-8 b1 Dr R D P Newland C Ward (3)
Martin Hill 1175 15% +14.63 1 640/9-64 RED SKIPPER (D) 10 11-12 J G M OShea D Crosse SEAN DOONER HANDICAP HURDLE
Jeremy Scott 1045 22% +21.60 4 3P232-3 HAWDYERWHEESHT (D) 7 11-7 t David Dennis S Quinlan (8)
Jimmy Frost 9115 8% -38.88 2 533425- EL TOREROS (C) 7 11-1 pt Mrs L Hill D Bass 4YO+, 3M 2F 105Y, CLASS 4, 8 RUNNERS 5 5P11-3F ACADEMY GENERAL 9 11-7 t Mrs P Shaw M G Nolan
TOP TIPS 3
4
6546-21
SB6078-
NO NO CARDINAL (CD) 6
MAD MONEY 9
11-0 ht
10-13
Mark Gillard
Mrs S Leech
T J Phelan
P Moloney
1 B5143-6 FINISH THE STORY (CD) 9 11-12 bt J Farrelly Mr Robert Hawker (7) 6 795/P46- MONTE WILDHORN 7 11-5 D G Bridgwater J Hodson (6)
1.50 Good Value 2 53056-2 RIOR 8 11-11 P Henderson T J OBrien 7 5941P-3 PARTY PALACE (CD) 11 11-3 H S Howe T Cheesman (3)
5 210098- PAPER LADY 7 10-11 J D Frost F de Giles
2.20 No No Cardinal 3 2533-44 PAULS CONN 6 11-9 p Mrs K M Sanderson J Best 8 0/223-12 BILLY MY BOY (BF,CD) 6 11-1 p1 C J Down G Hawkins
6 3233-25 LORD LIR (BF) 9 10-10 b Tim Vaughan M Byrne
2.50 Pandorica 4 14686-4 ALL FORCE MAJEURE 5 11-7 b1 D Pipe T Scudamore 9 41456-3 DRIFTER 4 10-13 H Whittington P N OBrien (8)
3.25 Brody Bleu 7 P54-863 GOING NOWHERE FAST (CD) 10 10-6 B J Llewellyn
5 8073-73 HORACE HAZEL 6 11-3 A J Honeyball S Twiston-Davies 10 84454U- TENBY JEWEL (C) 10 10-12 t Mark Gillard P John (6)
4.00 Karl Marx 2:50 MARES NOVICES HURDLE 6 P3442-U DID YOU EVER 9 11-3 p Jamie Poulton M Goldstein 11 PF750/2 SLEEPING CITY 8 10-5 t V R A Dartnall C Shoemark
4.30 Celtic Intrigue 4YO+, 2M 167Y, CLASS 3, 7 RUNNERS 7 6U212-1 KARL MARX 5 10-12 b Mark Gillard Tom Cannon 12 330785- SOLSTICE STAR 5 10-3 h M Keighley K Moore
5.05 Drifter 1 2442-1 POPPING ALONG 6 11-4 t J Scott M Griffiths (3) 8 37084-P MADAM BE 5 10-6 B Barr J Sherwood (5) 13 5032-31 CRUISE IN STYLE (CD) 9 10-0 pt K Bishop T Garner
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52 June 12, 2015

ENGLAND v NEW ZEALAND: TODAY 1PM SKY SPORTS 2

JOS STICK!
Buttler wants to bully bowlers
GRUMBLE: Ricciardo

Load of
Bull on
cards in
Austria
JOS BUTTLER has warned the New Zealand bowlers that he
can do better even after blasting them for a 66-ball ton!
The England wicketkeeper was in fantastic form as the Three Lions
destroyed the Black Caps at Edgbaston on Tuesday.
It was the first time the home side had passed 400 in a one-dayer and FORMULA ONE
to do it against an experienced New Zealand side was a major feat.
Now Buttler wants to be mentioned in the same breath as some of the RED Bull Racing is not
worlds biggest hitters. looking forward to next
His personal hero is batterer AB De Villiers and he is modelling his weekends Austrian Grand
game on the South African. Prix saying the track
Buttler said: AB de Villiers is someone who has been a role model for they sponsor doesnt suit
me for a long period of time someone who has changed batting, I think, their car!
over the past few years and By PETER WILLETTS The team is not enjoying
everyone is trying to emulate him. the best of seasons and
Thats the role I want to play in was way off the pace in
English cricket. over format. In their place has Montreal last week.
I want to be that guy who can come one-day specialists who play Team boss Christian
go out like I did and play those the game with a more attacking Horner has moved to quell
kind of innings and try to do that attitude. talk that Aussie driver
consistently. Nobody sums that up better Daniel Ricciardo is fast
England are desperate not to than Buttler, with the Lancashire
keeper going into bat without fear losing patience with the
make that first win a flash in the constructor.
pan as they move to the Oval for unlike most of his former team-
mates. He said: Daniel
todays second one-dayer. struggled for pace all
Despite being crushed last time, And now he wants to beat his
the bookies still make the Kiwis own 66-ball record. weekend, which is unusual
favourites. Thats not surprising Buttler added: Throughout my for him.
considering they made the World career, that is the way I enjoy On the subject of
Cup final, easily beating England playing cricket. Ricciardo moving on at the
on the way. My method is to score as many end of the season, Horner
But the Three Lions have turned as I can as quick as I can. added: I think his
over a new leaf since then with I hope, one day, Ill have a go at comments were just a bit
almost all the countrys Test trying to break those records. of frustration, especially
players being ditched for the 50- after winning here last
Buzz year, and this time he was
Theres a huge potential within beaten by his teammate.
this England side. Now Horner is looking
We dont want to get carried ahead to a better season
away at one performance and once this weekend at the
think English ODI is fixed and Red Bull Ring is out of the
were going to win the World Cup. way.
But I think, just looking round
that theres definitely been an Updates
extra buzz. We have moved
Everyone has seen in county forward with the chassis,
cricket how guys like Jason Roy Horner added.
and Sam Billings have played And weve seen
innings that make people stand up progress since the second
and take notice. race in Malaysia.
When we realise the potential The good thing is that
of everyone as a group and can all we can bring updates for
do that at the same time, it will be the car every two weeks,
a really exciting place to be. while improving the engine
With no injury problems,
England are expected to name the takes much longer.
same team that played so well at The team has pioughed
Edgbaston. a fortune into sponsoring
New Zealand will bring back the Austrian track but is
HITTING OUT: facing embarrassment as
Buttler has his Tim Southee, who was rested for
RECALL: Southee the last match, with Corey they look a fair way off
eyes on even getting their season back
faster hundreds Anderson also in line for a recall.
on track.
And Horner warned:
Austria will be even more

UGLY FOR ENGLAND, SAYS WOOD


difficult for us.
The circuit is all about
accelerating out of tight
corners into quite long
straights, which in our
current engine situation is
IRISH rugby legend Keith Wood RUGBY WORLD CUP quite a large step in the last He added: It is a horrible and the worst thing possible.
says hes glad hes not in four years. Look at what can embarrassing statistic.
England shoes who are stuck in and went to three World Cups only be described as almost an There are times when we
an ugly World Cup group. with Ireland, is looking forward hallucinogenic final day of the should have gone beyond the
With less than 100 days to go to some massive clashes this Six Nations this year when all quarter-finals, but I think as a
until the big kick-off, the hosts autumn. the teams played at ludicrous team and country in the
look to have a difficult passage He said: That pool with levels. professional era, we are
to the quarter-finals. England, Wales and Australia is It showed that these players, probably more mature at this
They have been pitched into just downright ugly. sometimes, if they can take off stage.
the same group as Wales and There are three teams there the shackles a little bit and I think the structures are
Australia with only two that have huge capacity and really push the standard, it probably right for us to have a
nations getting through. could each beat each other. opens up possibilities for the bit of a tilt at it this time.
So any team coming out of There is nothing worse, World Cup. I dont think you are going to
that pool must beat one of the really, than having a tournament Ireland will have to be on hear noises like we are the best
top teams in the world. where you have preordained their guard to make it to the prepared team and all that sort
It could have been a lot quarter-finals. last eight, with France and Italy of stuff.
softer. For example, South You cant preordain anything in their pool. Joe Schmidt seems to have
Africa have Samoa, Japan, in that group, and I wouldnt And Wood would like to see the big view always, while
Scotland and the USA as their want to call anything between his team do better than recent still keeping a very keen eye on
rivals. any of those three teams. tournaments where they have the one game at a time TOUGH: Wood
And Wood, who won 48 caps I think rugby has moved on failed to make it to the semis. mantra. BIG TASK: Horner
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June 12, 2015 53

OUR SPORTS BETTING GURU WILL PUT YOU ON A WINNER!


YOLO STILL
Cole lot MY FANCY
THE William Hill Greyhound Derby worth a whopping
250,000 to-the-winner hits the third-round on
Saturday.
We started with 255 greyhounds and are now
left with just 48 top-class animals from the UK
and Ireland.
My ante-post selection was Newinn Yolo at
33/1 and hes been terrific winning both his races

of 5/6
to date. Tomorrow he is taking on the track-record
holder Eden The Kid and smart Irish champion
Farloe Blitz.
The latter is s very strong favourite and a grey-
hound I have huge respect for but I cant get away
from the 5/2 on offer about my beloved Newinn
Yolo.
I think Yolo can do it and drawn in trap-three he
can blast out and I see no reason why our cham-
pion can not silence the Irish.
The race itself is one of the greatest Ive ever
seen and its a shame theyve all clashed in round-
three but its what the Derby is all about

trouble
champions taking on champions - Cmon Yolo you
can do it!
While the eyes of the greyhound world will be
savouring that race the others are not bad and
below you can get tips for every heat.
DERBY 3RD RND TIPS WIMBLEDON SATURDAY
19.16 T2 Quietly, 19.32 T6 Droopys Nidge,
19.48 T1 Swift Keith, 20.04 T6 Clares Wonder,
BIG ASK: For 20.19 T3 Newinn Yolo NAP, 20.36 T2 Roxholme
Wales boss Kid, 20.52 T2 Rio Quattro, 21.07 T5 Viking Jack.
Coleman HEATS AND PRICES
Heat 1 Heat 5
1 Ibiza Rocks 7/1 1 Farloe Blitz EVS

TOUGH FOR WALES IN BELGIUM


AS a Cumbrian, I adore 2 Quietly 13/8 2 Coolavanny Gooch 50/1
people from Wales they 3 Riverside Pat 11/4 3 Newinn Yolo 5/2
4 Geelo Vegas (m) 15/2 4 Eden The Kid (m) 11/4
are the only people in the 5 Salonika (w) 6/1 5 Ballymac Loch (m) 20/1
UK not entitled to call me Poirot, natch, Plastic Ber- Ruston in Brussels. Her father but an Audrey Hepburn. Nah
6 Diego Flight (w) 9/2 6 Boyneside Fun (w) 10/1
a sheep-shagger. trand (oh, yes he was). was a British banker and her All of which makes us no Heat 2 Heat 6
Hats off to Chris Coleman. Then Im pretty sure mother a Dutch baron- money whatsoever, fun though 1 Badmoonrising 12/1 1 Glenpadden Lord 10/3
What a job the Fulham reject some of you may have ess, and Hepburn it might be to shoot the breeze. 2 Paradise Maverik 7/1 2 Roxholme Kid 10/3
has done with the boys from got your leg over. was educated at The game might though. 3 Jaytee Berlin 5/1 3 Millwards Davy (m) 12/1
the Valleys. A crossbar. private schools Belgium. 4 Teds Last (m) 9/2 4 Here We Go (m) 20/1
Two years ago, Wales looked So Eddie in England and 5 Coolavanny Jap (m) 3/1 5 Roxholme Ted (w) 7/4
Second-best team officially 6 Droopys Nidge (w) 11/8 6 Romany Rouge (w) 11/4
like they were about to slip Merckx, five- the Nether- in the world against the wool-
down the international ladder time winner lands. fondlers. Heat 3 Heat 7
but a run of just one defeat in of the Tour De And be Go on, have a guess. No, you 1 Swift Keith 9/4 1 Go Ahead 7/1
10 games has seen the nation F r a n c e , honest, you are wrong, five to frigging six 2 Evanta Fantasy 7/2 2 Rio Quattro 7/4
reach their highest ever though with would. at Coral. 3 Evanta Evita 5/1 3 Blonde Nipper (m) 5/2
position in the FIFA world that much As for 4 Jolly Tricks (m) 6/1 4 Lenson Tiggy (m) 7/1
Is that like finding it in the 5 Leamaneigh Turbo (m) 11/4 5 Tynwald Bish (w) 4/1
rankings. dosh I have W a l e s , street or am I dreaming?
thanks for 6 Wotnofizz (w) 15/2 6 Shotgun Harley (w) 8/1
Its been a remarkable no idea why Even with Gareth Bale, you
transformation under the big the simpleton the coal lads, have to put another 10 lads out Heat 4 Heat 8
fella who has not only orches- didnt just hail and Gareth on the pitch with him and 1 On Alert 5/2 1 Droopys Ward EVENS
trated an improved run over a cab. Edwards, JPR thats where Colemans not 2 Kentish Man 16/1 2 Gaytime Hawk 11/2
the past 24 months but has put Adolphe Sax. Williams, Ian mustard. 3 Ascot Woodie 8/1 3 Bubbly Beauty (m) 25/1
them into contention to qualify Invented the saxo- Rush, Aneurin 4 Lenson Sanchez (m) 5/2 4 Jet Stream Sound (m) 12/1
Bale Bevin, naturally, The nay-sayers can have 4/1 5 Making Paper (m) 16/1 5 Viking Jack (w) 9/4
for a major tournament for the phone and while you about the Wales victory and
you can keep Neil Kin- 6 Clares Wonder (w) 11/8 6 Jaytee Jet (w) 13/2
first time since 1958. think he might have found 5/2 the draw.
As for Belgium, believe it or a more original name, for those nock (w***er), Tommy Cooper
oh yes he was Tom Jones Save both cash and breath
not they are currently second of us fond of a little blues lads.
in the world rankings. Oh, yes music, ta la. on a good day and your best
bird was Catherine Zeta Treat yourself to Breakfast
they are. And Audrey Hepburn. At Tiffanys.
Time for the oldest quiz No, me neither. Jones.
question in the world. Name But it turns out she was born Marks out of two? I would BET: Massive 10 pts win
five famous Belgians. Hercule Edda van Heemstra Hepburn- most definitely give her one on Belgium (5/6).

SUPERIOR SAINTS CAN SEE OFF WARRIORS


IF you dont know the significance of draw at 20s. With home advantage fill
your northern egg-chasing you wont SAINTS STAR: your rugby boots.
get this but there is a bloody big deal Jon Wilkin By the way if you are a fellow-
being played out tonight. insomniac Ivory Coast Women are
Rugby League. St Helens versus playing Thailand Women in the middle
Wigan Warriors. of the night and you can get 4/6 the
Admit to a certain bias here at the hosts against 11/5 the visitors.
Basher, as we are a tad fond of the Or if you follow the sensible money
13-a-side code. in this apartment you can have 1/33
But this is as big as it gets in RL Yes, Prime Minister on UK Gold.
terms. Its the one where they rescue the
You essentially have a Merseyside stray dog off Salisbury plain in a
team hosting one from Manchester. vote-catching exercise worth
Yep, Anfield v Old Trafford only with 310,000.
a ball that doesnt bounce right. When you look at the f**cking
Saints have a terrible habit of millions being wasted on a pointless
shooting themselves in the foot but referendum on staying/leaving Europe
not tonight. They detest Wigan. And, that seems as cheap as a tin of dog
man-for-man, they are the better side. meat to me.
Both teams are 11/10 with the BETS: Saints beating Wigan (11/10)
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54 June 12, 2015

LILLOS
RINGPIECE STEVE LILLIS KNOCKOUT BOXING COLUMN

MINTED:
Mayweather

Floyds still
the star with
most Money SPORTS RICH LIST
FLOYD Mayweather is in a league of his own
when it comes to sports top earners again.
The world champion boxer banked a tasty $300
million or a much more modest sounding
197m.
Thats almost 375 per minute, 24 hours a day.
So if Floyd sits on the can for 10 minutes in the
morning, he comes out of the bog almost four
grand better off!
Top beancounters
Forbes have had a close
look at the worlds best-
paid sporting stars and
found that almost
190m earned by the
man they call Money
came from fights rather
than sponsorship deals
and endorsements.
Most of that will
have come from the

I can be face of sport,


boring but massively
Some people can price
DEONTAY Wilder believes themselves out and some
lucrative bout with
Manny Pacquiao last
he will become the face teams make it so difficult that month that was the
of boxing once Floyd the fight wont happen. highest-grossing pay-

says rising star Deontay


They can really block per-view event in
Mayweather quits the themselves out from getting recent memory.
sport. the fight. That match means
Hes became the first You can have the money or Pacquaio himself is the
American to win a version of the opportunity. Molina second-best earner in
the heavyweight title since understands what the world sport with a THIRD: Ronaldo
Shannon Briggs in 2007 and does little for the There will have to be a situation is, and he stepped up mere 103m.
when he outpointed Bermane heavyweight division. serious shift in quality to the plate and understands Then Cristiano poster it would seem.
Stiverne in January to take Wilder has won all 33 fights, challengers if Wilder is going the opportunity at hand. Ronaldo is flying the The Barca man has to
the WBC belt. and Stiverne is the only man to be accepted as the best The bookies rarely get it flag for football in third settle for 46m a year.
Mayweather boxes in to take him the distance heavyweight let alone the wrong and are only offering spot, albeit with his Tiger Woods may be
September and although he although he took a fearful noble arts biggest star when 2/1 that Molina survives the 51m earnings being struggling to hit a
says that will be his last fight, beating. Mayweather retires. first three minutes. dwarfed by the boxers. cows arse with a banjo
the pound for pound king Molina, 33, has had his Wilder has defended the No surprise, both losses And also unlike the these days but his
seems sure to have a 50th hand raised in 23 of his 25 choice of opponent claiming against Ashanti Jordan on his fighters, the Real sponsorships netted
fight next year before contests, but in his last fight too many challengers priced debut in March 2007 and Madrid ace coins most him 32m.
vanishing to count his money. took eight rounds to stop themselves. Chris Arreola in February of his cash from The top Brit is
Floyd Mayweather seems Raphael Zumano Love, who He claimed: We have a lot 2012 both came in the opening business deals and kit Northern Ireland
to be coming to the end. Boxing lasted less than five minutes of other opponents, but Molina three minutes. sponsorhips more than swinger Rory McIlroy.
needs me to take over. I believe against Anthony Joshua last was the one to understand the He will do well to hear his basic wages rather He copped for 31m,
I can be the exciting new face, month. opportunity that lies at hand. round two this weekend. than strapping his of which 21m was
Wilder bragged. boots on. sponsorship money,

10 KEY BRONZE BOMBER FACTS


There is nothing better At least CR7 has while Lewis Hamilton
than the heavyweights to managed to beat Lionel is the world number 15
keep the boom going. Messi at something with a paypacket of
The fans love the big men. and the Argentinian 25m.
Historically ours is the sports might be a better Gareth Bale is the
marquee division and its HERES 10 things you didnt know closed. He also helps teach the player but he doesnt top British footballer
great for the game that it is about The Bronze Bomber kids boxing at the Alabama gym. look quite as good on a with a 16m wage.
coming back to life. 1) He has spent more than 1,000 6) He was one of the athletes
Wilder is advised by Al hours getting tattoos, including chosen to be a model for Ralph
Haymon who has more than one of the WBC heavyweight Laurens line of clothing at the 25m MAN:
200 boxers on his books championship belt on his left thigh. 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing. Hamilton
including Amir Khan, and the 2) Has sparred over 50 rounds 7) Wilder is often mistaken for
mysterious fight guru is in no with Wladimir Klitschko (right), who NBA superstar LeBron James.
rush to let Wilder prove he can holds the WBO, IBF, and WBA titles 8) He won the WBC heavyweight
become a heavyweight great. and is a potential future opponent. title on the birthday of Martin
Wilder, 29, has called out 3) He worked at Budweiser after Luther King, Jr. and Muhammad Ali.
the heavyweight divisions dropping out of college to pay his 9) His grandmother would not
number one Wladimir daughters medical expenses. His allow anyone to spank him because
Klitschko, the IBF, WBA and Naieya was born with spina bifida. she said he was special and would
WBO champion and talked up 4) He wrote a childrens book grow up to do great things.
aTyson Fury showdown. about winning the heavyweight 10) He punched Bermane
Sadly his first WBC championship ... Stiverne so hard in the world
championship defence in 5) He financially supports the championship fight that he bent
home state Alabama tomorrow Coffeyville gym for kids. Its located the metal rods in his surgically
(Sat) is an absolute shocker in one of the schools that the town repaired right hand.
and against unknown Texan,
Eric Drummer Boy Molina
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June 12, 2015 55

CHARLIE HUGO SPURS


McCANN UNITED ON
WITH HIS SPORTING ODDS AND ENDS
ROOT MASH: Joe
FOR MOVE
MANCHESTER United are on the brink of swapping one
excellent goalie for another.
will be out to bash David De Gea has clearly set his heart on being the
the Aussies later Real deal and opening the exit dooor en route to
this summer Manchester airport and Madrid.
But the Red Devils are lining up a move for a splendid
replacement.
Hugo Lloris has insisted he wants Champions League
football and that is far from guaranteed with current club
Tottenham. Any time soon.
De Gea is going to be a big loss to Old Trafford. How
often does the bloke in the bangers win Player Of The
Year for two seasons in a row?
De Geas agent Jorge
Mendes has other ideas
though and will meet Real
president Florentino Perez
later this week.
You have to feel a little
sorry for United who have
offered the geezer a
200,000-a-week
contract. I mean, come on,
for a goalie?
United could reasonably
tell Madrid to go and do
one, but they run the risk
of losing a prize asset with
only one year left on his
contract if they do.
The bizarre thing is Real
wont even stretch to
20million which is a poor
return for one of the WANTAWAY: Lloris
Premier Leagues top and we are watchful of the
performers last season. situation.
United wont be bricking After that he told French
it with an able deputy in TV of his need for
Victor Valdes in the wings Champions League
but they rightly love De football in part because
Gea and do not want to Euro 2016 is on the
lose him. horizon.
Lloris is one of a number If that doesnt smack of
of possible targets and the a guy angling for a move I
Frenchman has done little dont know what
to put United off by constitutes the same.
repeatedly stating his Lloris went on:
desire to play in Europes Everyone has Champions
premier competition. League wishes, not just
Earlier this week, Lloris because it is the season
said for the moment there before the Euros.
is a goalkeeper at United It is a goal and a
personal ambition.
The Champions League
remains an important
competition, where the
level is the highest in
Europe so obviously we
want to participate and to
rub shoulders with the
biggest European teams.
We work every day for
that. I keep a certain
serenity over all the
transfer business and well
see how things develop.
Serene is hardly the first
word on fans lips when

ENGLAND 10/3 TO REGAIN URN


ENGLAND warmed up for they see one of their
this summers Ashes with players grasping for a big-
a performance described money move. But at the
as close to perfect by ODI same time it is tough to
ting 69 (from 50 balls) and with the Grand National cap chase over an extended deny one of the top-flights
skipper Eoin Morgan with claiming four New Zealand tracks last NH fixture of three miles. best stoppers his chance
centuries for both Joe wickets and appeals at 10/3 the season. The selection has been MADRID MAD: De Gea of his day in the sun.
with BetVictor to be Eng- NABUCCO (6.10) hasnt raised 13lb by the handicap-
Root and Jos Buttler. lands leading wicket taker been sighted since winning per for two impressive FIXTURES
Putting partisan rivalry once more; team-mate Liam a Listed race at Newmarket successes at Kempton and
aside after Fridays war of the Plunkett similarly over- last term however makes Market Rasen however is
Kick off 7.45 unless stated GROUP B
roses as England beat New Friday 12 June Argentina v Paraguay (10.30pm),
Zealand by 210 runs at Edgbas- priced at 7/2. his debut over timber for the thriving at present and, EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP Uruguay v Jamaica (8.00pm).
ton. Brendan McCullum war- Bloomfields operation and providing the ground stays QUALIFYING - GROUP A INTERNATIONAL MATCH
BetVictor make England 10/3 rants supporting at 10/3 to looks a class apart for the fine, can give weight and a Iceland v Czech Republic, Kazakhstan v Albania v France (5.00).
be New Zealands leading Maiden Hurdle over the beating to his ten rivals ac- Turkey (5.00), Latvia v Holland. WOMENS WORLD CUP - GROUP C
to regain the Ashes this sum- GROUP B Japan v Cameroon (3.00am),
mer however prior to that the runscorer, likewise Joe Root minimum trip. cordingly. Switzerland v Ecuador (12midnight).
for England, as the York- John Fergusons new re- The Tim Vaughan yard Andorra v Cyprus, Bosnia-Herzegovina v
ODI Series moves onto The Israel, Wales v Belgium. GROUP D
Oval and England are 11/10 fa- shireman remains in red cruit is bred in the purple, have burst into life over the GROUP H USA v Sweden (1.00am).
vourites to carry on the winning hot form with the bat. being out of Godolphins spring, with the Aberthin- Croatia v Italy, Malta v Bulgaria, Norway GROUP E
sequence on Friday, with the Root is the 10/3 favourite star filly Cape Verdi, and based handler operating at v Azerbaijan. Brazil v Spain (9.00).
to be Englands Top Bats- was rated 109 when trained a 36% strike-rate so far this GROUP F
Black Caps 8/11 favourites to WOMENS WORLD CUP - GROUP D
England v Mexico (9.00), France v
bounce back accordingly. man in West London by John Gosden and is con- month and his runner LAM- Australia v Nigeria (10.00).
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Gibraltar v Germany (7.45), Poland v
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GROUP F GROUP E
and ball in Birmingham, hit- tre stage across the Pennines (6.45) in the feature handi- and distance in October. Faroes v Greece (7.45), Finland v Hungary Estonia v San Marino (5.00), Lithuania v
(5.00), N Ireland v Romania (7.45). Switzerland (7.45), Slovenia v England
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WEEKEND
56 June 12, 2015
IN DEMAND:
Benteke
WALLY MAKES LEAGUE PLEDGE
DREAM COME
TRUE: Charlie

STEVE SAYS
Austin at
England
training

TOON ARE
ON THE UP
HE is a brave man taking on the
SHUT UP: Wilshere

Gobby
Jack set
task but Steve McLaren insists he
is up to ending Newcastles 46-
year wait for something to polish.

for spell
Most of you were not born when the
bar codes last lifted something heavy.
In fact it doesnt actually exist any
more. It was the European Inter-Cities

in stand
Fairs Cup in 1969. They beat Ujpest
Dosza 6-2 on aggregate. Whatever hap-

GET BENT
pened to them?
Much the same as what happened to
Newcastle. They took one step forward
and two steps back. The tournament is ARSENAL gobshite Jack
now the Europa League. Wilshere has taken an FA
The Toon these days are success- charge on the chin

TO LANE
starved and the notion of McClaren following his antics during
changing affairs is, well, good luck fella. the Gooners FA Cup win
The former England coach signed a victory parade.
three-year deal at St James Park on He grabbed the mike to
Wednesday with a mandate of easing taunt neighbours Spurs
the pain of the clubs long-suffering fans.
To be fair owner Mike Ashley hasnt from an open-topped bus.

BEGS NAC
set the bar on the top notch and Mc- On telly. Pass the club
Claren has been appointed with the brain cell, somebody
brief the work starts now. before its too late.
Ashleys charm offensive didnt win To be fair to Wilshire he
over too many fans when he finally de- is Arsenal through and
cided to talk to the press on the final day through.
SPURS ace Nacer Chadli has begged international team- of last season. He came through the
mate Christian Benteke to join him at White Hart Lane. But he is trying. Ashley has asked Gunners youth ranks but
In fact he has appealed to more of the Brussels McClaren for a top-eight finish and it was utterly stupid to use
sprouts to come along too. hopefully some success in either of the the microphone to mock
The Belgian had to play best supporting actor to team- cups. Thats fair. the clubs fierce rivals with
mate Harry Kanes oscar-winning efforts at the Lane last McLaren said: The objective is top a foul-mouthed taunt as
year. But it would be wrong to underestimate the eight and to win a trophy. the players celebrated on
contribution of a midfielder who not only added plenty in Thats something that has been a stage outside the
transmitted to me through meetings Emirates Stadium last
the way of assists, he scored his fair share too. with managing director Lee Charnley month.
Benteke has big decisions to make. Villa have offered and the rest of the board. Thats what It is not as if he hasnt
him an improved deal already. Liverpool are known to be we want to achieve, thats what we must gor previous form.
keen on acquiring his services. achieve together. Twelve months ago,
But Tottenham apear to hold pole position with a move This club has waited far too long to Wilshere proceeded to
to the capital an interesting notion for Benteke. He win a trophy. Thats one of my primary lead the massed ranks of
scored 15 goals in 34 objectives here. Ive already won tro- Arsenal supporters in a
games last season and phies as a manager and a club the size chant which included
was always going to be in of Newcastle United should be winning expletives against Spurs,
high demand after his cups and finishing in the top eight in the who again finished below
fantastic end to last Premier League. their north London
season. Im determined to give the support- neighbours in the Premier
He has two years ers of Newcastle United a team they can League table.
remaining on his contract be proud of. The hard work starts now. Just play the game lad
at Villa Park, so the Villans McClarens first ploy appears to be and strap a shin pad to
could be powerless to stop luring Charlie Austin away from QPR.
The new England international tops your gob.
him leaving due to a
32.5m buyout clause. their wish list and Austin is keen to join
them rather than face Championship
Bollocking
Chadli is encouraging Wilshere was
several of his national football with the Rangers.
McClaren says his prime motivation subsequently reminded
team-mates to consider a in signing a player is character. about his responsibilities
move to the Premier Austin has plenty of that. by the club think that
League and particular to He said: There is expectation and means a bollocking and
Spurs. 52,000 fans demand a performance. To also then issued an
He said he would love to GET HIM: Chadli do that we need characters. apology via Twitter for any
play alongside Benteke at I have had a long chat with Lee offence caused.
White Hart Lane. very happy at Tottenham Charnley and Graham Carr, and top of The FA, though, wasnt
Chadli said: I hope its and plans to be fit and the formula in terms of recruitment is too impressed and issued
going to happen but first firing for the new season. character. Everything starts with that. a written warning to the
they have to attract him The Togolese striker player.
and there are a lot of clubs made just 13 appearances Past behaviour, it was
who want him and in the Premier League last headed and the rap sheet
Christian has to make his season, scoring two goals. cited his conduct in
choice. Family problems making and/or inciting
Hopefully hes going to resulted in Spurs allowing certain comments during
choose for us. him to return to Togo on the clubs open bus trophy
Before any of the compassionate leave last tour was improper and/or
Belgians can consider a month, while the 31-year- brought the game into
move, they must first turn old almost made amove to disrepute.
their attention to the West Ham on loan in the You would think
important European January transfer window. Wilshere would stop
Qualifier against Wales in Talk of Adebayor leaving annoying the FA as he
Cardiff tonight. White Hart Lane has wants to play for that team
The match could intensified in recent they run you know, the
determine the winner of weeks, with speculation one with three lions on the
Group B, an achievement linking him with a move to shirt.
Chadli believes both teams Crystal Palace. Having accepted the
will try to claim by playing But Adebayor said: I charge, Wilshere, currently
attacking football. have one year left and I am away on international duty,
Wales want to finish very happy with requested a non-personal
also as high as possible Tottenham. hearing, which will see
and take the first place, My season wasnt written submissions taken
we always play to win, and good. There were a lot of by an independent
we want to win this game, ups and downsinjuries, disciplinary commission,
Chadli said. family issuesbut right which once it sits in due
I think its going to be now Im putting all of them course will decide whether
an open game. behind me. to impose the expected
Chadlis team mate Its been a long time financial penalty or
Manny Adebayor has given since my legs got 90 instead issue a
the club a boost by minutes football and Im suspension.
insisting he is going working at being fit to play Youre getting a ban,
nowhere. He says he is again. son.
WEEKEND
WEEKEND
June 12, 2015 57

CHAMPIONS MAKE STRIKER MOVE

ILL FIX YOU


Jose: We need to see real Falcao
MINTED: Pellegrini

Pellegrini
ordered to
spend big
MANUEL Pellegrini is safe
as Manchester City boss
and will have a fortune to
splash on new signings
JOSE Mourinho has made a shock approach to bring Radamel this summer.
Falcao to Stamford Bridge. Chairman Khaldoon Al
The Colombian striker was derided all round as a flop in the colours Mubarak has told the fans
of Manchester United last season where he managed just four goals in that he backs the boss all
29 appearances. the way and is funding a
He was only at Old Trafford on loan and has gone back to his parent major recruitment drive.
club Monaco, who quite wisely want his reported 265,000 a week wages He is determined to win
off their books. the title back and finally
It was thought that Liverpool were the only Premier League club make a mark in the
interested in bringing him in with another loan deal with the French Champions League where
side their favoured move. City have struggled.
But it appears that the Premier League champions are also interested He says no players are
in the 29-year-old. On many levels By JOHN ANTHONY out of their budget and
it makes sense as there is at least thats bad news for every
one vacancy up front at Stamford side as prices will almost
Bridge. following Portuguese football certainly be pushed up.
Didier Drogba has departed and since I left and Falcao is a player He also brushed off talk
Loic Remy isnt the type of name who did well when he was there. that Pep Guardiola will be
to strike fear into the hearts of One sticking point could be that
massive salary and whether any coming in.
European defenders. Khaldoon said: Every
With his excellent scoring record transfer would be a permanent
one. year we look back at the
in France and Spain, Falcao is season and conduct a
more than capable of finding his United reportedly paid Monaco
touch again, particularly in the a loan fee and picked up the whole review, discuss the pros
Champions League. wage cost too. and cons, what has and
But it was still a surprise to hear Thats not likely to appeal to the hasnt worked, what needs
Mourinho speak in terms of Blues who would favour a cut- to be improved.
making a move. price transfer and wages a least a This year we have done
He said: If I can help Falcao quarter below what Falcao that already.
reach his level again, I will do it. trousers at the moment. Manuel is as
It hurts me that people in disappointed as we are by
England think that the real Falcao Stirring the results of the past
is the one we saw at Manchester Mourinho refused to be drawn year.
United. on that, saying: It is not up to me, He is very clear, and I
Of course I have always been I dont do the negotiations. agree with him, in his
That would be up to the people assessment of what has
who handle these things. worked and what hasnt
At the other end of the field, worked, and what needs to
Mourinho still has to decide if hell be improved.
let Petr Cech leave this summer. Lets leave last season
Hes already been stirring the behind us and focus on
shit by suggesting Arsenal could next year.
swap him for Theo Walcott or Alex We have to do a very
Oxlaide-Chamberlain both good job in making sure
ideas that went down like a lead we have the preparation
balloon in north London. necessary to give Manuel
Manchester United are the the squad he needs to
latest club to be sniffing around compete at every level.
but theres little chance of Chelsea

Skrtel: Id
handing such a big signing to one
of their biggest rivals.
Cech himself is said to been keen
on staying in London.

never sign
He said: Next week we will have
a meeting with Chelsea when the
situation is clearer and all the
cards are on the table.

for United
If I move, it brings difficulties.
I must change everything, looking RAD ALL OVER:
FAITH: Mourinho for housing, a school for children Falcao is a shock
and so on. Chelsea target
LIVERPOOLS Martin
Skrtel has one thing in
common with team-mate

OZIL: WELL WIN TITLE NEXT TERM


Raheem Sterling that
hes not happy with his
new contract offer.
But hes made a very
different statement than
the winger and says he
would NEVER sign for
ARSENAL will win the By MIKE MURRAY also the first time in my life means it was a successful Manchester United.
league next season says I had to deal with a serious year, so I am proud of that The centre-back was
Mesut Ozil. be much better next season injury. win.
The midfielders up and provided the clubs best I feel it was a My best moment was the Liverpools most solid
down form was one of the players avoid any long consequence of playing a lot first game back after my defender in a tough
reasons why the Gunners injury breaks. games without a break over injury against Stoke. season last term.
fell short last term. He was one of the main years. The fans cheered a lot But the clubs new offer
But there was a sharp victims, missing more than The 26-year-old came in when I was brought on. to the 30-year-old falls
improvement after three months with a knee for plenty of stick after the That was a brilliant feeling well short on the wages
Christmas and it looked at injury. Gunners shelled out 42.5m and helped me a lot. front.
one stage that they would And there were others to Real Madrid for him in From then on I really Hes made it clear that
push Chelsea for the title. like Olivier Giroud, Aaron 2013. understood that no matter an Anfield exit is on the
It wasnt the worst season Ramsey and Jack Wilshere But Ozil thinks he is what happened, the club cards.
with an impressive 4-0 win that were on the sidelines finally showing something and fans are with me. But he added: I can
over Aston Villa in the FA at crucial times. like his true form in a red But the most important imagine a transfer to
Cup final sealing it. Ozil said: We had bad and white shirt. thing is the opinion of my anywhere, but United?
But Arsenal players and luck with injuries this He added: I was happy coach. I have a lot more Never.
fans were gutted at the way season, but next season we with the second half of the self-confidence when he is Skrtel joined Liverpool
Monaco knocked them out can win the Premier League season. I wanted to show with me. I always had that from Zenit in 2008 and a
of the Champions League. and go further in the everybody that I am back. feeling with Arsene TITLE BID: Ozil host of European sides
And Ozil says things will Champions League. It was Winning the FA Cup Wenger. would love to have him.
WEEKEND
WEEKEND
58 June 12, 2015

EURO 2016 QUALIFIER COUNTDOWN:

FIRED UP: Delph

Delph: I
cant wait
to charge
FABIAN Delph says
Englands World Cup flop
is a distant memory and
it was nothing to do with
him anyway!
The Aston Villa man has
broken into Roy Hodgsons
side in the post-Lampard
and Gerrard era.
England looked in dire
need of more energy in
midfield last summer and
Delph along with Jack
Wilshere and Jordan
Henderson never keeps
still on the pitch.
Delph said: The World
Cup is firmly in the past
now.
The players are all just
looking forward to the
future and weve got some
promising young players
that look like theyre going
to kick on and hopefully
that can happen soon.
And Delph says hes
shocked to have become a
fixture in the England
squad in such a short
space of time.
He added: I wasnt
thinking about the
international stage or
anything like that.
I just thought if I
perform well for Aston
Villa then maybe Ill get By JOHN ANTHONY and have worked hard on as a team.
the chance to join up with Weve made as much as is pos-
ENGLAND goalie Joe Hart is sible in a qualifying campaign.
the squad and try and get ENGLAND LEGEND:
involved. tipping Wayne Rooney to get Sir Bobby Charlton Its not to the level of group
Bobby Charltons scoring stages of a World Cup.
Confidence record this weekend. Weve done the minimum I think.
But weve made strides, were
The boys have been The England captain stands just building a team and were building
brilliant with me, theyve two behind World Cup winning an ethos. We know how we want to
welcomed me into the legend Sir Bobby who banged in 49 play.
squad, theyve helped me goals for the Three Lions. Hopefully we can get as many
out, Ive had quiet chats Considering he was more of an qualifying wins as possible and
with quite a few people. attacking midfielder than a striker, move on to France as quickly as pos-
Now his attention is on that underlines just what a player sible.
the Slovenians and the win the old boy was. Wed love to win 10 out of 10 in
that would pretty much Rooney has been in cracking form the qualifiers. it would be good for
guarantee England make in the Euro 2016 qualifiers, with the tournament to put us in a good
it to the Euro 2016 finals four goals already.
And Hart thinks a trip to the place.
in France. Slovenia is definitely a tough
He said: There is a lot relatively modest Slovenia gives
him the perfect chance of drawing game for us. Theyre one of the
of confidence around the teams that can realistically catch
game against Slovenia. level with the record or even
beating it with a hat-trick. us in the group.
Weve trained well this
week, the boys look really The keeper said: Wayne will get
there, we all know that. Hes our
Moves
sharp and raring to go. captain, hes our leader, hes our Hart also has one eye on whats
We just want to take talisman. going on at his club where chairman
each game as it goes and Khaldoon Al Mubarak says hes
try to win every game that Scores willing to spend fortunes this sum-
we play in. mer to attract top talent.
Theres a lot of young Im looking forward to hopefully
being in the team when Wayne The Qatari boss says no player is
talented players who are makes history. off the radar and there are expected
really quick on their feet But right now hes all about the to be moves for the likes of Paul
and if we can attack more, team. Im sure hed take not scoring Pogba and Raheem Sterling as City
attack with freedom, Im for the next five games if we won mount an assault on the Champions
sure well start to look the games. League.
quite attractive and push But if we win, generally he And Hart shares his ambition,
on in games. scores. saying: Im encouraged by that, but
Ive trained every day Hart says the players are fully its only what I expect.
since the last game, Im focused on getting three points from Hes been a great chairman and
fully fit and raring to go. the Slovenians. in terms of being a thriller. But I move if we get a good result on Sun- a fantastic man. Ive put all my
Its been nice to get Manager Roy Hodgson has been think Ireland probably got what day. Hart has praised his back four trust in him, at a time when Im
out there and get a few boosted by a fully fit squad of 23 who they wanted out of it and we got and says its been one of the Eng- coming into my peak as Premier
sessions in so Im looking trained well yesterday. what we wanted. land managers main priorities League and European footballer.
forward to the game. And Hart reckons there wont be We would have loved to win 4-0 since their poor showing at the Thats why I want to be at Man
The boys are still firing, a hangover from the bore draw and make everyone happy but the World Cup. City. I know their plans and ambi-
still fit. A few of the boys against Ireland in Dublin last ultimate aim is the game against He said: That was one thing we tions. Hes a great chairman.
had a week off and then it weekend. Slovenia. wanted to nail down after the World Weve got a fantastic owner and
was straight back into it He added: We can take every- Three points against them is the Cup, where four goals in the first thats why I committed my future
so the fitness levels are thing we can out of the game. main thing for us. two games ultimately put us out. to Man City. Weve got a great
still high. Obviously it didnt get too much love Itll definitely be seen as a good Thats something we addressed future.
I feel fresh and ready to
go.
WEEKEND
WEEKEND
June 12, 2015 59

SLOVENIA v ENGLAND TWO DAYS TO GO!


BEST BUDS: Citys Hart
and Uniteds Rooney get
on like a house on fire

LOOKING UP: Lallana

Perfect 10
the dream
for Lallana
ADAM Lallana has his
sights set on 10 wins out
of 10 games in the Euro
2016 qualifiers.
England sit proudly on
top of Group E with 15
points from five matches
going into the clash with
Slovenia on Sunday.
Three points in Ljubljana
would all but secure the
Three Lions qualification.
And the Liverpool man
wants five more wins on
their way to next summers
finals.
He said: We want to
have the perfect campaign
and win every game.
Of course its going to
be difficult.
Going away from home
anywhere can be tricky. If
you look at the game in
Estonia, it was difficult a
tight pitch, it took a while
to break them down.
But our aim is to
qualify and if we qualify it
will be a fantastic
tournament in France.
Desperate
But we need to get
there first. We need to get
a good, positive result
against Slovenia.
Now Lallana knows he
must up his game and
secure his place in the
squad.
Hes managed to clock
up 14 caps despite failing
to set the world alight.
And thats something he
is desperate to change.
He said: The step up to
England is massive
especially for myself
coming through the ranks,
through the leagues and
yet if you look at the squad
Im one of the senior
players.
Im 27 now and Im
really looking to cement
my place and kick on.
Id like to add goals to
my game with England.
Get the devil off my back.
It was a massive dream
of mine to play for England
but I want to forget that
and take it in my stride.
Ive had enough caps
now and the honeymoon
period has worn off.
Its about trying to
concentrate on my natural
game and enjoy it as well.

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Boo boys have really got


under sad Raheems skin
By JOHN ANTHONY
RAHEEM Sterling has been rocked
by becoming a hate figure and is
facing a battle to save his career.
Sterling was already under fire with
England fans after crying off from the
Euro 2016 qualifier in Estonia in May
saying he was too tired to play.
Hes at the centre of controversy again
for the way his agent is trying to get him
a move away from Liverpool saying he
wouldnt take almost a MILLION pounds
a week to stay at Anfield.
Sterlings form has taken a dip since
then and he was woeful against Ireland at
the weekend where he was booed again
and subbed off.
That has shaken the 20-year-old to his
boots.
Pathetic
Now he faces being AXED from the
England side for the qualifier against
Slovenia on Sunday as Roy Hodgson
considers switching him for in-form Theo
Walcott who would surely offer a lot more
on the wing.
Liverpool legend John Aldridge saw the
Dublin booing in person and points the
finger at only one man.
He said: His agent has got to realise the
predicament he has got this lad into. The
way he has gone about handling the
situation with Raheem is pathetic.
The Ireland game just summed up
where he has got him to.
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