This post has been updated for 2015, and includes a lot of extra words and

examples. This post is for educational purposes and is not meant to offend anyone.
If you do become offended, please navigate to a different part of the blog and keep
in mind that this is the only post that uses naughty language like this. Also realize
that actually saying these words to a native Russian speaker could land you in a lot
of trouble, so make sure you can walk the walk if you’re gonna talk the talk!

In Russia, there are a list of words that are called мат (mat), which is short for
маа терный языа к [ˈmatʲɪrnɨj jɪˈzɨk]. Some of the words below are on the list. These
words can actually get you in trouble in Russia, because they can be considered
disorderly conduct (mild hooliganism). These words are censored in the media.

I have added IPA transcriptions in brackets ([]) for the words below. Romanized
Russian text is provided in parentheses for those of you that do not know Cyrillic.

хуй [xuj] “dick”

(HOOY) Listen to pronunciation

This word translates to “DICK.” It may refer to the male penis or a guy that acts like
one, just as in English! The beauty of this word is that it is used in so many different
ways. It is the king of all swear words! It is commonly used to tell someone to “fuck
off!” or to give them a nice, “fuck you!” Interestingly, the literal translation for this
phrase is “Go (get) on a dick!”: Идиа наа хуй!/Пошёл наа хуй!. There are several
other useful phrases that use хуй:

Мне поа хую! I don’t give a fuck!

Хуй тебеа ! (в жоа пу, в рот) You’ll get nothing! (lit. A dick for you! (in the ass, in the
mouth))

Хуй (егоа ) знаа ет. I don’t know. / Who fucking knows.

Whats the difference between иди and пошёл when telling someone to fuck off?
Пошёл на… is often seen as more offensive and aggressive, so it may come in
handy when a friend or family member really pisses you off.

поа хую “don’t care. shocked. a shitload” Какоа го хуа я? «Зачеа м?» “Why the fuck for?. very bad” (adjective: -ый) Nouns хуиа ло. pissed off.There are a lot of words that are derived from хуй Adverbs до хуяа . (impf. asshole” хуеплёт “liar (male)” хуесоа с “cocksucker” хуйняа “garbage. What the fuck for?” Нахуяа ? «Зачеа м?» “Why the fuck for?. What the fuck for?” (more disapproving) ни хуяа 1) “jack shit. wow. surprised. no fucking way. It may be seen with себе: Ни хуяа себеа ! “Wow?! What the fuck?!” поа хуй. хуйлоа “dickhead. nothing” 2) “no. cocky” 2) to experience a strong feeling about something (to be astonished. fucking awful. a (fucking) lot. дохуяа “a large number. very good” (adjective: -ый) охуеа нно «оа чень хорошоа » “fucking great. very good” (adjective: -ый) хуёво “shitty. do not!” 2) “nothing” охуеа ть pf. fucking awesome. confused. etc. what the fuck!” (exclamation). охуитиа тельно “excellent.) Охуеа ть! “Holy shit! What the fuck?! Ha!!” Сосиа мой хуй! Suck my dick! У тебяа оа чень маа ленький хуй! You have a small dick! Какоа го хуа я ты ещё тут стоиа шь? Why the fuck are you still standing here? . dipshit. охуеваа ть) 1) “to become cheeky (rude). bullshit (positive and negative)” Other неа хуй 1) “no need. don’t give a fuck” охуиа тельно.

суа ка! Shut your mouth. суа чка. There is also another word. etc. I don’t remember jack shit from yesterday. Закроа й свой рот. i. bitch! срать [sratʲ] “to shit” (SRAT’) Listen to pronunciation This word is a verb and it translates to “to shit. (pf.” This verb is imperfective and it is conjugated like ждать: я сруа . ты срёшь.” It may be used for female dogs.” It may also mean “to not care” or “to not give a shit. You can use it when you want to make sure that you are getting your point across that you are talking about the male genitalia: член тебеа в рот “a dick in your mouth. women.” суа ка [ˈsukə] “bitch” (SOO-ka) Listen to pronunciation This word translates to “bitch. which has the same meaning as хуй but is considered slightly less offensive. You can also call a man “son of a bitch” with: суа кин сын. Several other verbs may be formed by adding prefixes: насраа ть pf.Нахуяа мне эа то наа до? Why the fuck do I need this? Мы наловиа ли дохуяа рыа бы. член [tɕlʲen] “penis”. “to not care for” обосраа ться pf. You might also encounter the word хер [xʲer]. ‘Хер’ has its own versions of most of the special forms that you just saw with хуй. or even men! There is also the diminutive form.e. Its perfective counterpart is посраа ть. which has the same meaning. до хренаа . to defame something” . We caught a shitload of fish! Я ни хуяа не поа мню из вчераа шнего дня. ни хренаа . “to shit oneself” обсираа ть impf. обосраа ть) “to shit all over it. slut. that isn’t really considered offensive at all.

commonly known as “pussy” or “vagina” (its technical term) in English. dickheads) or those that are deceitful or liars. When used to describe men. great. “to lose (vulgar)” There are a few useful nouns and adjectives derived from this verb: засраа нец “asshole.” It most often refers to the female genitalia. пиздаа [pʲɪˈzda] “cunt” (pi-ZDA) Listen to pronunciation This word translates to “cunt. “to lie. You may also use it when you are tired of using на хуй when you want to say “Fuck off!” or “Fuck you!”: Идиа в пиздуа !/Пошёл в пиздуа ! Whenever it is used with the preposition до it has the same meaning as похуй “don’t give a fuck. What the fuck!”. пиздёж “a lie”. but it also has a lot of other meanings! When used to describe women it has an obscene figurative meaning that may roughly translate to “bitches” or “hoes” in English. Я никаа к не могуа посраа ть! I cannot take a shit! Мне насраа ть на твоё мнеа ние.” Всё пиздаа то! “Everything’s great!” пидораа с [pʲɪdɐˈras] “homosexual” . сраа ка “an ass (colloquial)”. it is reserved for those who have extremely negative behavior (i. «потерять». miserable. пиздеа ть impf.просраа ть pf. I don’t care for your opinion. doesn’t matter to me.e. I hate my shitty job. bastard”. “I don’t give a fuck about your problems. My cat often shits underneath the couch.” Мой кот чаа сто срёт под диваа ном. and сраа ный “shitty. nasty. good”. Я ненавиа жу своюа сраа ную рабоа ту.” There are a few other words that have the same root as this word: пиздеа ц “very bad (fucked up) situation” or an exclamation “Holy shit!. Мне до пиздыа твоиа проблеа мы. пиздаа то “excellent. to tell lies”.

“horse’s ass”. педриа ла.” Another word with the same meaning is мудиа ло. мудаа к [mʊˈdak] “asshole” (moo-DAK) Listen to pronunciation This word carries the meaning “asshole”. гомосеа к.(pi-da-RAS) Listen to pronunciation This word is a very offensive form of “gay” or “homosexual. It may be used to refer to the ass of a person or a person who behaves like an ass. etc. If you wish to use some less offensive words you can say: гей. or use the adjective голубоа й “light blue. homo. жоа па [ˈʐopə] “ass” (ZHO-pa) Listen to pronunciation This word’s meaning is simple: ASS. пиа дор.” In many contexts it could be translated as “faggot. “pain in the ass”.” There are some other similar words with the same offensive translation: пеа дик.” Whenever this adjective is used in conversational Russian. piss off” or “go to hell”: Идиа /Пошёл в жоа пу! Fuck off! / Go to hell! Подвиа нь жоа пу! Move your ass! Поцелуа й моюа жоа пу! Kiss my ass! Не будь жоа пой! Don’t be an asshole! .” It is such a lovely word… You might find it interesting to know that this word is derived from муа ди which means “testicles. it can be understood as “gay” («гомосексуаа льный»). гоа мик. It may also be used to tell someone to “fuck off. queer. “smart ass”. and “dickhead.

ёб твоюа мать. you can use this phrase as the equivalent to “motherfucking” or “like a motherfucker. I fought like a motherfucker to survive. как жоа пошник. ass-kisser (lit. dickhead. or too complicated . жоа пошник “asshole. Its perfective counterpart is выа ебать. But in the past tense it can be seen as ебаа л or ёб. чтоа бы выа жить. greedy person”.” Передаа й. extravagant. Я хочуа её траа хнуть. You will probably most often see it in the phrase ёб твоюа мать which literally means “(I) fucked your mother”. to have sex”.” It is imperfective and conjugated like ждать: я ебуа . faggot. e. воа дку! Pass the motherfucking vodka! Я сражаа лся как ёб твоюа мать. You may see the verb pair траа хать/траа хнуть used instead for the meaning “to fuck.” Почемуа ты такоа й жополиа з? Why are you such a kiss-ass? Ведёшь себяа . “I want to fuck her.” There are many words that contain the root of this verb. Several other verbs may be formed by adding affixes: выёбываться impf. выа ебнуться) to do something in a way that is unusual.g.” It may also be used as an exclamation in which it can mean “I’ll be damned!”. (pf. greedy person. dickhead. ты ебёшь. queer. goddamn you. fuck off. “Really?!”or “Motherfucker!” Furthermore. жополиа з “kiss-ass. ass licker)”. You’re acting like an asshole.There are several insulting words that share the same root of this word: жоа пник “asshole. but carries other meanings such as “go to hell. ебаа ть [jɪˈbatʲ] “to fuck” (yi-BAT’) Listen to pronunciation This word is a verb and it translates to “to fuck.

ёбаный. to not disturb Заебиа сь! «Хорошо. or to refer to people: “Piece of shit!” Another word that has the same meaning. You can say to her: .” Ах ты. ёбаная блядь! Oh. ёбнуть) to hit/beat someone or something. (impf. dunce. (impf. sex partner” and еа бля “act of fucking. sex. but your girlfriend wants to watch it anyways. It may be used as an exclamation “Shit!”. to refer to things: “All of this shit!”. to have sex frequently отъебаа ться pf.” It is used much like its English equivalent. to make very tired. or any piece of shit person! Let’s say that your friend (Диа ма) told you about a movie that you shouldn’t watch (не смотриа те!). круто!» Excellent. lover. дерьмоа [dʲɪrʲˈmo] “shit” (dir’-MO) Listen to pronunciation This word translates to “shit. I used to only think about fucking and never about love. awesome. Get the fuck away from me! Ёбни егоа ! Beat him! There is also the adjective. to drink. ёбарь “fucker. fucking great! (used as an adverb) Отъебиа сь! Fuck off. but is slightly more offensive is говноа [gɐvˈno]. you fucking whore! В эа том плаа тье онаа выа глядела заебиа сь! She looked fucking great in that dress! Я раа ньше дуа мал тоа лько о еа бле и никогдаа о любвиа . It’s used just like дерьмоа which means it refers to the shit coming that could be coming from your ass. to steal заебаа ть(ся) pf. cool. (pf. отъёбываться) to get rid of.ебаа шить impf.” And there are several nouns: долбоёб “stupid ass. to leave alone. the shit that is cluttering up your apartment. заёбывать(ся)) to exhaust. idiot”. which simply means “fucking.

” It is considered to be a general-purpose insult to anyone. weak man) дрочиа ть [drɐˈtɕitʲ] verb impf. (pf. in which it can mean “fuck!”. derived from лупиа ть “to peel off”) киа ска [ˈkʲiskə] noun “pussy” (vagina) мандаа [mɐnˈda] noun . to masturbate” залуа па [zɐˈlupə] noun “dickhead” (may describe a person or the actual head of a penis. Диа ма. or a promiscuous person. etc. bitch! Here are some additional naughty words that might come in handy for you! гандоа н [gɐnˈdon] noun “condom” (may describe a person: asshole. мне сказаа л. It may also be used as an exclamation. бля. Он. but it may also mean “bitch. знаа ю где ты живёшь! I fucking know where you live! Идиа отсюдаа наа хуй. что тот фильм поа лное говноа .” блядь [blʲætʲ] “whore” (BLYAT’) Listen to pronunciation “Whore. “shit!”. “damn”. said that film is total shit. бля. It is commonly contracted to бля when used as an exclamation or particle. сказаа л. “My friend. prostitute. slut. so it may be used with both women and men.” That’s the basic translation of this word. блядь! Get out of here. что я скуа чная! He fucking told me I was boring! Я.Мой друг. or “damn (it)!” It can also be used as an intensive particle to add the meaning “fucking”. Dima. подрочиа ть) «мастурбиа ровать» “to jack off.

(pf. to perform fellatio” ублюадок [ʊˈblʲʉdək] noun “motherfucker” (worthless person . сиа ся [ˈsʲisʲə] noun “breast. bitch” сиа ська [ˈsʲisʲkə]. отсосаа ть) “to suck.“cunt. tit. to blow. boob” сосаа ть (хуй) [sɐˈsatʲ] verb impf.