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One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and

drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people
got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like
a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and
said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek?
Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy
about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again,
made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the
next.

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big
John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He
signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.

By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he
felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once
again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"

The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And
why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus
pass."

Management Lesson: "Be sure there is a problem in the first place before
working hard to solve one."

Six Business morals and Ethics Really Funny stories With Morals

Here are the Business morals and Ethics which actually required to
avoid some repeated mistake. These Morals are explained from
amazing interesting stories. Some funny story which taught

” the Genie says to the manager. “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel. “I want to be in Hawaii. Check out now - Lesson 1: Naked Wife A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in the Bahamas. The manager . After a few seconds. the next door neighbor. They rub it and a Genie comes out. Bob says. without a care in the world.” After thinking for a moment. and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. Lesson 2 A sales rep.Business Morals and Ethics. an administration clerk.” Poof! She’s gone. you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin.relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse.” Poof! He’s gone. Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. you’re up. driving a speedboat. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.… “Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor. “Great!” the husband says. Before she says a word. The Genie says. “OK. When she gets to the bathroom. “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?” Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time. clerk. When she opens the door. there stands Bob. her husband asks. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.” she replies.

On his arrival at the church.” Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job. She got in and crossed her legs. why not.” So.changing gears. the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. Lesson 3 A priest offered a lift to a Nun. The priest nearly had an accident. you might miss a great opportunity.”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure. Lesson 4 A crow was sitting on a tree. he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow. further up. After controlling the car. The nun once again said. “Father. remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it. A rabbit asked him. It said. he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun said.” Arriving at the convent. and rested. doing nothing all day.” Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.”Father. you will find glory. “I want those two back in the office after lunch. But. forcing her gown to reveal a leg. remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak. you must be sitting very high up. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing.says. the nun went on her way. “Go forth and seek. .

Finally after a fourth night. and promptly dug him out and ate him. it’s best to keep your mouth shut! .” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.Lesson 5: Power of Charisma A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree. Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top. after eating some more dung. Soon he was spotted by a farmer. Following the sound. While he was lying there. who shot the turkey out of the tree. he reached the second branch. a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. “They’re packed with nutrients. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. he began to realize how warm he was. Lesson 6 A little bird was flying south for the winter. and soon began to sing for joy. The next day. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy 2. but it wont keep you there. the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung.” sighed the turkey. Moral of the story: 1. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend 3.” “Well. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy. And when you’re in deep shit. but I haven’t got the energy.

. his wife came by and asked what he was doing. The husband took her advice. therefore. Moral of the story: Don’t listen to your wife. His wife advised him to post it on an internet blog for fun. He explained to her that he wanted to send his friends something interesting to chat about at work the next day. While he was writing them.*EXTRA* Lesson 7: Popularity can be harmful A man decides to write a funny and informative collection of stories meant to drive home some interesting life lessons. The site. but negligently set up his own server without properly analyzing the potential for an instantaneous burst of Digg traffic. went down in flames hosting a few paragraphs of text.