One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and

drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people
got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like
a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and
said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.

Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek?
Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy
about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again,
made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the
next.

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big
John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He
signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.

By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he
felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once
again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn't pay!"

The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And
why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus
pass."

Management Lesson: "Be sure there is a problem in the first place before
working hard to solve one."

Six Business morals and Ethics Really Funny stories With Morals

Here are the Business morals and Ethics which actually required to
avoid some repeated mistake. These Morals are explained from
amazing interesting stories. Some funny story which taught
Business Morals and Ethics. Check out now -

Lesson 1: Naked Wife

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a
towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands
Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, Ill
give you $800 to drop that towel. After thinking for a moment, the
woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The
woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When
she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,

Who was that? It was Bob the next door neighbor, she replies.
Great! the husband says, Did he say anything about the $800 he
owes me?

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with
your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent
avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to

lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie
comes out. The Genie says, Ill give each of you just one wish Me
first! Me first! says the admin. clerk. I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world. Poof! Shes gone.
Me next! Me next! says the sales rep. I want to be in
Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an
endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. Poof! Hes
gone. OK, youre up, the Genie says to the manager. The manager
says, I want those two back in the office after lunch.

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 3

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The
nun said,Father, remember Psalm 129? The priest removed his
hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, Father, remember Psalm 129? The priest
apologized Sorry sister but the flesh is weak. Arriving at the
convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the
priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, Go forth and seek,
further up, you will find glory.

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you
might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 4

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked
him,Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? The crow
answered: Sure, why not. So, the rabbit sat on the ground below
the crow, and rested.

A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be

sitting very high up.
Lesson 5: Power of Charisma

A turkey was chatting with a bull I would love to be able to get to

the top of that tree, sighed the turkey, but I havent got the
energy. Well, why dont you nibble on my droppings? replied the
bull. Theyre packed with nutrients. The turkey pecked at a lump
of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the
lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more
dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night,
there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was
spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont
keep you there.

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen
bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm
he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all
warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat
heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound,
the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:

1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when youre in deep shit, its best to keep your mouth shut!
*EXTRA* Lesson 7: Popularity can be harmful

A man decides to write a funny and informative collection of stories

meant to drive home some interesting life lessons. While he was
writing them, his wife came by and asked what he was doing. He
explained to her that he wanted to send his friends something
interesting to chat about at work the next day. His wife advised him
to post it on an internet blog for fun. The husband took her advice,
but negligently set up his own server without properly analyzing the
potential for an instantaneous burst of Digg traffic. The site,
therefore, went down in flames hosting a few paragraphs of text.

Moral of the story:

Dont listen to your wife.