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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR CARROLL COUNTY MARYLAND

WILLIAM JOHN JOSEPH HOGE, III )


Plaintiff )
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v. ) Case No. 06-C-16-070789
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BRETT KIMBERLIN, et al., )
Defendants )
) _________________

MOTION FOR AN ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE WHY PLAINTIFF HOGE SHOULD


NOT BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT FOR INCITING VIOLENCE AND
VANDALISM AGAINST DEFENDANT SCHMALFELDT

INTRODUCTION

1. NOW COMES pro se defendant William M. Schmalfeldt, Sr., (DEFENDANT) and

respectfully requests this honorable Court to issue an Order to Show Cause as to why Plaintiff

William John Joseph Hoge III (PLAINTIFF) should not be held in civil and possible criminal

contempt of court for inciting violence and vandalism against Defendant.

FACTS

2. Defendant had been reluctant to give his new home address and phone number to

Plaintiff because of incidents that have occurred in the past when Plaintiff had access to

Defendants addresses in Maryland and Wisconsin. For example, in January 2015, Plaintiff

enlisted his friend, Patrick G. Grady, 414 Gregory Ave, #1C, Glendale Heights, IL 60139

(GRADY), to fabricate a letter and forge Defendants signature in a failed attempt to give

Plaintiff a reason to have Defendant found in Contempt of Court for violating a peace order

pending before Judge Stansfield. (EXHIBIT 1) When Defendant moved to Wisconsin in August

2015 following the death of his wife, Plaintiff learned of Defendants new address and either

paid or otherwise encouraged Grady to stalk Defendant, including the theft of his identity (social
security number) which Grady used to ascertain Defendants drivers license number and thus

learn that Defendant had purchased a vehicle. Plaintiff either paid Grady or otherwise

encouraged him to travel from his residence to Defendants residence in Saint Francis,

Wisconsin to take a photograph of Defendants vehicle, which Grady published on his blog,

http://thinkingmanszombie.com. (EXHIBIT 2)

3. Even though Defendant was wary of Plaintiff having his latest home address and phone

number following Defendants move to Iowa, Defendant complied and sent his information to

Plaintiff via e-mail at 1:58 pm CDT on March 31, 2017. (EXHIBIT 3) But Plaintiff had already

been at work stalking out Defendants address. He posted a picture along with one he found on

Google Maps, which would have shown the address on March 28, 2017. (EXHIBIT 4) When

Plaintifffound it, he shared it with Grady on March 30, 2017. (EXHIBIT 5)

4. The next morning, April 1, 2017, Defendant discovered that the two passenger side tires

on his 1999 Ford Explorer the same vehicle photographed and posted by Grady on his blog

had been slashed. (EXHIBIT 6) Defendant replaced the tires at a cost of $436.02 (EXHIBIT 7)

and filed a report with the Clinton, Iowa, Police Department. (EXHIBIT 8) On the night of

March 31-April 1, 2017 there were approximately a dozen vehicles parked on Defendants home

block of 3rd Ave. North in Clinton, Iowa. Defendants vehicle was the only one to suffer damage

of any kind, and there were no other reports of any vandalism in the area. Defendant has no one

else on earth who wishes him harm other than Plaintiff and his readers.

5. On the evening of April 1, 2017, Defendant began receiving harassing text messages on

his cell phone, the number for which had been provided to Plaintiff the day earlier. These

harassing text messages continued until April 6, when Defendant made it known he had become

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aware of Gradys bankruptcy and divorce. During these harassing text messages, Grady revealed

himself as the source of the texts. (EXHIBIT 9)

MOTIVE FOR INCITING VIOLENCE AGAINST DEFENDANT

6. In late 2012, Plaintiffs friend Aaron Walker (WALKER) was involved in a civil lawsuit

with fellow Defendant Brett Kimberlin. (KIMBERLIN). As a freelance writer, reporter,

Defendant became aware of this lawsuit and sided with Kimberlin, writing and publishing

articles supportive of Kimberlins position in the lawsuit, in which he eventually prevailed.

7. Defendants support of Kimberlin apparently led Plaintiff and Walker to believe that

Defendant was an employee of Kimberlin, a position Plaintiff still holds to this day as shown in

his recent court filing seeking admissions.

8. Apparently Walker and Plaintiff concocted a scheme by which they believed they could

falsely charge Defendant with a crime and then extract information from Defendant by offering

him leniency. In 2013, Plaintiff ordered Defendant, using only Defendants Twitter handle, to

cease contact with him. Plaintiff then contended falsely that an @mention on Twitter using his

Twitter handle constituted contact and therefore Plaintiff filed a criminal charge that resulted in a

not guilty verdict.

9. As the first peace order expired, Plaintiff sued Defendant for copyright violation seeking

an estimated $620,000 in damages. The Federal Judge hearing the case found that Plaintiff was

very unlikely to prevail in the case and sent the case to a Federal Magistrate. Although Plaintiff

sought $620,000, the case was dismissed as without merit.

10. Prior to the settlement conference, the original peace order expired. Plaintiff tried

unsuccessfully to secure a new peace order. He was denied in the Carroll County District Court.

He appealed to the Circuit Court. After the settlement conference, Plaintiff personally assured

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Defendant he had no intention of following through with the appeal. Defendant took Plaintiff at

his word and was double-crossed by Plaintiff, who attended the hearing for his appeal and

received a new six-month peace order because Defendant was not present. That peace order was

subsequently dismissed on various grounds including that it was unlawful as being filed in the

wrong Maryland district.

11. In all, Plaintiff filed nearly 400 criminal complaints against Defendant for imaginary

violations of the peace orders. All those were dismissed or nolle prossed.

12. When Defendants wife died in June 2015, Defendant could no longer take Plaintiffs

harassment and stalking so he decided to move to Milwaukee. The instant case is proof that this

attempt to escape Plaintiffs vengeance was unsuccessful.

THE INCITING OF VIOLENCE AGAINST DEFENDANT

13. Plaintiff runs a blog called Hogewash. He uses the blog to incite his readers passions

against Defendant and Kimberlin.

14. Plaintiff does this by writing incendiary posts about Defendant. He knows that these posts

will cause his commenters to rant, rave, suggest and plan violent acts against Defendant. He

publishes a weekly, fictional radio script that targets Defendant. His readers, however, know

that the script is a weekly call to arms against Defendant. (EXHIBIT 10) Plaintiff usually writes

something about the instant lawsuit then turns the hate-mongering over to his readers. (EXHIBIT

11)

15. One of Plaintiffs most loyal readers is Patrick Grady, who formed a partnership with

Plaintiff in 2014 when he sold the world book and e-book rights to a post Grady wrote. In the

copyright certificate, both Plaintiff and Grady list their address as 20 Ridge Road, Westminster,

MD. (EXHIBIT 12) Plaintiff knows Gradys name and address. (EXHIBIT 13 Last Page.)

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16. Defendant has long wondered about the reason for Gradys seemingly pathological hatred

for Defendant. (EXHIBIT 13) Recently, Defendant learned that on March 28, 2016 the same

day he reported Gradys harassment to the St. Francis, WI, police department and to the

Milwaukee County Sheriffs office, Gradys wife, Tracy L. Grady, filed for divorce. (EXHIBIT

14) (EXHIBIT 15) (EXHIBIT 16) Defendant can only surmise that one of these law

enforcement agencies contacted Gradys home phone number and spoke to Mrs. Grady who was

apparently shocked to learn that her husband had been using his work hours on the Internet to

find necrophilia photographs of corpses being raped in funeral homes which were sent to

Defendant to taunt him over the loss of Defendants wife.

17. Defendant also learned that Grady and his wife, once separated, entered into Bankruptcy

Court in Northern Illinois (EXHIBIT 17) where nearly $250,000 in debt was liquidated.

(EXHIBIT 18)

18. Defendant surmises that Gradys financial position post-divorce and post-bankruptcy

made him a prime target for Plaintiff to persuade him to undertake actions against Defendant

either for pay, or with sufficient goading of Gradys hatred for Defendant to motivate him to take

violent action.

FEDERAL JUDGE FINDS PRESIDENT TRUMP CAN BE SUED FOR INCITING


VIOLENCE

20. In a ruling that had direct implications for this case, a Federal Judge ruled on March 31,

2017 that President Donald Trump could be sued for inciting violence by ordering his supporters

to remove protesters from a rally. Trump did not tell his supporters to attack, beat up, harm or

injure the protesters. He merely said, Get them out of here. (US District Court for the Western

District of Kentucky, Case #3:17-cv-00007-TBR). The judge ruled that Trump should have been

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aware that his order to the crowd would be taken as a command, and that every person has a

duty to every other person to use care to prevent foreseeable injury.

PLAINTIFF CHOSE TO NOT USE CARE TO PREVENT FORESEEABLE INJURY

21. It is clear from past occurrences that Plaintiff knew his words on his blog would inflame

passions among his readers who hate Defendant for his support of Kimberlin and for other

reasons they have created in their twisted imaginations.

22. Plaintiff surely had to be aware that sharing Defendants address and telephone number

would lead his more unstable readers to take actions against Defendant, as such actions have

been attempted in the past the attempt to forge the Defendants signature, the theft of the

Defendants identity, the stalking of the Defendants parking lot, the photograph of Defendants

car posted on Gradys blog, the use of photos of Defendants deceased wife to mortify and upset

the Defendant, and many other examples. (EXHIBIT 19)

23. Plaintiff was clearly aware of the passions being provoked by his blog postings. Indeed,

that is why he publishes those posts. However, he disavows responsibility by asserting that he is

merely engaging in First Amendment activity. Although Plaintiff has complete control over the

comment section of his blog evidenced by the fact that only commenters who agree with him

are allowed to post he refuses to moderate even the most disgusting, heinous attacks against

Defendant, leading his readers to call for actions to be taken against Defendant, including

physical harm and death. When someone uses the Internet to harm another person, he cannot

hide behind the First Amendment. Indeed, just a few weeks ago, a man was arrested after

sending a direct message to national reporter Kurt Eichenwald which, when opened, contained

an animated strobe light which caused the reporter to suffer a seizure because he was epileptic

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and sensitive to strobe lights. See https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/17/technology/social-

media-attack-that-set-off-a-seizure-leads-to-an-arrest.html The defendant knew that Mr.

Eichenwald was epileptic. In fact, the message included with the attachment read, in effect, You

deserve a seizure. The defendant in that case believed he was protected by the First

Amendment, but law enforcement officials and the courts determined that someone cannot use

the Internet to cause harm to another person.

24. It is clear that even if Plaintiff did not pay or encourage Grady or anyone else to harass

Defendant, past actions against Defendant by Plaintiffs disturbed readership was ample warning

to him that he was walking down a dangerous road and placing Defendants life, property and

safety at risk. In fact, Defendant has told Plaintiff on many occasions that the blog is being used

to incite violence against Defendant and to stop it.

25. Plaintiff is using his blog to incite violence and stalking behavior against Defendant. At

no time has Plaintiff ever taken any action to mitigate or rein in commenters who engage in vile

and threatening speech and behavior toward Defendant. In fact, he has done just the opposite.

That pattern continues through to this day, with a ridiculous post suggesting that Defendant is

guilty of perjury for attempting to copyright a book under his own name a work of fiction

wherein he claims to be a fictional character. (EXHIBIT 20). When the Court realizes the extent

of abuse, both online and physically, Defendant has been forced to withstand at the hands of

Plaintiff and his readership, can there be any doubt why Defendant was hesitant to give his new

address to Plaintiff? To believe that Plaintiff and his chief acolyte Patrick Grady (under the guise

of Paul Krendler) did not conspire with each other and Plaintiffs readership, such readership

inspired and incited by Plaintiffs inflammatory blog postings would require a belief that:

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a. It was a coincidence that Plaintiff received a letter Defendant did not sign or mail,

with a forged signature traced from a separate legal document which Plaintiff used in an

unsuccessful attempt to find Defendant in Contempt of Court for violating a Peace Order;

b. It was a coincidence that one of Plaintiffs readers bragged about mailing a

container of horse manure to Defendants residence; (EXHIBIT 21).

c. It was a coincidence that while awaiting the above-mentioned Contempt hearing,

Grady boasted about mailing a costume jail uniform to Defendant; (EXHIBIT 22)

d. It was a coincidence that Plaintiffs acolyte Grady posted personally-identifiable

information about the Defendants home address (with photos), family members, banking

information, e-mail addresses, past websites and work history; (see EXHIBIT 13)

e. It was a coincidence that Defendant was subjected to all manner of filth and

necrophilia-related websites, such as shown in (EXHIBIT 23);

f. It was a coincidence that after Defendant left Maryland and moved to Wisconsin,

Plaintiffs partner Grady coordinated an effort to get Defendant evicted from his apartment and

even when Defendant did move on his own accord, Grady and Plaintiff continue to maintain they

were successful in getting Defendant evicted;

g. It was a coincidence that Plaintiff and his readership have boasted about

contacting Social Security and the Office of Personnel Management to falsely claim that

Defendant, somehow, faked his 17 years with Parkinsons disease, demanding an investigation

by these agencies;

h. It was a coincidence that when Defendant moved to Wisconsin, Grady posted a

blog entry wherein he admitted stealing Defendants identity by illegally obtaining his Social

Security Number, using it to obtain Defendants drivers license number, using that info to learn

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that Defendant had purchased a vehicle, going so far as driving from Glendale Heights, IL to St.

Francis, WI, to take a picture of the vehicle in the Defendants parking lot and posting it online

(see EXHIBIT 2);

i. It was a coincidence that after Plaintiff dug up Defendants new Iowa address by

comparing a photo posted on Defendants Twitter account and searching Google Map images of

homes in Clinton, Iowa, Plaintiff posted these pictures online, getting his readership worked up

into a frenzy of wanting to find Defendants address, which Grady finally succeeded in doing,

posting the results on his blog (see EXHIBITS 4 and 5);

j. It was a coincidence that the day after Grady posted the image in Ex. 5 on his

blog, Defendants car was the only car out of a dozen or so parked on his street the night of

March 31, 2017 to be vandalized (see EXHIBIT 6);

k. It was a coincidence that the same day Defendant finally relented and provided

Plaintiff with his address and cell phone number that Grady (admitting his identity) began

sending taunting, harassing texts to Defendant;

l. It is a coincidence that Grady now has a photo of Defendants home as his profile

photo on Twitter (@paulzkrendler) (EXHIBIT 24);

m. It is a coincidence that Plaintiff is using his blog to work up anger against

Defendant for writing a work of fiction in which he claimed to be a fictitious character, calling it

perjury (see EXHIBIT 20) while Plaintiff did, in fact, sign under penalty of perjury a Copyright

Application claiming that he and Paul Krendler both live in Plaintiffs residence (see

EXHIBIT 12).

26. The only logical conclusion this Court can come to is that Plaintiff Hoge has used his blog at

http://hogewash.com to motivate a special sort of hatred against Defendant, in violation of Court

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Rules and common law concerning behavior of parties in a lawsuit. It is clear Plaintiff cultivated

and motivated the hatred of Patrick Grady, who blames Defendant for the breakup of his family,

into taking actions that put Defendants life, health and property at risk. It is clear that Plaintiff is

aware or should have been aware of the affect of his words on an unstable person like Grady,

an admittedly bi-polar individual. Plaintiff shows a blatant disregard for the results generated by

his blog entries. In fact, he encourages these reactions. This can be proven by looking at the

number of comments on blog entries that have nothing to do with Defendant Schmalfeldt or

Kimberlin. He gets, perhaps, one to four comments on his regular daily postings. But a post

about Defendant will garner hundreds of comments, giving Plaintiff an apparent feeling of power

over his readers who call him our Gracious Host in reference to him. It is only a matter of luck

that Defendant has not yet been physically harmed by one or more of Plaintiffs more mentally-

unstable readers.

27. This Court has the jurisdiction, responsibility and authority to hold a party in civil contempt

if he directly or indirectly harasses, intimidates or stalks another party in the case. Indeed, under

Maryland law, this Court can find Plaintiff in criminal contempt because his conduct is so

outrageous and abhorrent. Defendant is a party in this case, and he is a witness. It is unlawful to

intimidate, harass, stalk, threaten and commit violence against a party or witness.

CONCLUSION

WHEREFORE Plaintiff has shown an utter disregard for the impact of his words on the

safety, life and property of Defendant;

WHEREFORE Plaintiff seems to have a wink and a nod relationship with Grady, the

person believed to have caused the damage to Defendants vehicle based on his hatred for

Defendant;

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WHEREFORE Plaintiff has not only NOT promised to take due care to prevent

foreseeable injury, he has promised to continue to allow his supporters to say whatever vile,

cowardly, untrue, inflammatory and defamatory thing they wish to say about Defendant, thereby

continuing to place Defendants life, safety and property in harms way;

Defendant humbly prays that this honorable Court issue an Order to Show Cause as to

why Plaintiff should not be held in Contempt of Court for the purposeful harassment and of

Defendant, the purposeful endangerment of the Defendants life, health and property, and a

reckless disregard for the rules of the court, common law and standards of decency by refusing to

take due care to prevent the foreseeable injury caused by his blog postings. Further, Defendant

Schmalfeldt asks that this motion be taken up on the same day as the show cause hearing

Plaintiff has demanded May 5, 2017.

Dated this 10th Day of April, 2017 __/s/________________________________


William M. Schmalfeldt, Sr.
422 3rd Ave. N
Clinton, IA 52732
(563) 503-8730
bschmalfeldt@mediacombb.net

CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE

I Certify that on the 10th day of April 2016, I served copies of the above on the
following persons via electronic mail by virtue of prior agreement.

William John Joseph Hoge, by email


Brett and Tetyana Kimberlin, by e-mail
/s/
_____________________________
William M. Schmalfeldt, Sr., Pro Se

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AFFIDAVIT

I, William M. Schmalfeldt, Sr., solemnly affirm under the penalties of perjury that the contents
of the foregoing paper are true to the best of my knowledge, information, and belief.

Date: April 10, 2017

/s/
William M. Schmalfeldt, Sr. Pro Se

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INDEX OF EXHIBITS
EXHIBIT 1 Forged letter with forged signature sent to
Plaintiff to give him evidence of Defendant violating peace
order. Signature traced from previous legal document.

EXHIBIT 2 Plaintiffs chief acolyte, Patrick Gradys blog


post outlining how he stole Defendants identity and used
it to stalk Defendant, getting a photo of Defendants
vehicle parked at Defendants apartment building parking
lot.

EXHIBIT 3 Forms sent to Plaintiff on March 31,


reluctantly revealing Defendants address and telephone
number.

EXHIBIT 4 Photos of Defendants Iowa residence,


posted on Plaintiffs blog March 28, 2017

EXHIBIT 5 Same photo as Ex. 4, posted on Gradys


blog, with Defendants home address.

EXHIBIT 6 Photos of damage done to Defendants tires


the evening of March 31, 2017

EXHIBIT 7 Bill for replacement of tires after vandalism


incident.

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EXHIBIT 8 Police report of vandalism incident

EXHIBIT 9 Portion of harassing texts from Patrick


Grady, which began same day Plaintiff learned
Defendants telephone number. Grady reveals his identity
in this Exhibit.

EXHIBIT 10 Alleged fiction from Plaintiffs blog with


comments from readers showing they know he is writing
about Defendant.

EXHIBIT 11 Blog post by Plaintiff intended to infuriate


his readership in regards to Defendant, and comments
showing it had the desired effect.

EXHIBIT 12 Copyright notice, signed under penalty of


perjury, falsely indicating that Plaintiff and Paul Krendler
(Patrick Grady) share the same address.

EXHIBIT 13 Blog post by Defendant trying to explain


the depth of Patrick Gradys hatred for him.

EXHIBIT 14 Blog post by Defendant written same day


Gradys wife filed for divorce, a fact not known by
Defendant, that could explain why Gradys wife no longer
wanted to be married to him.

EXHIBIT 15 Blog post by Defendant, written on same


day as Ex. 14, outlining complaint presented to local law

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enforcement about harassment.

EXHIBIT 16 Cook County Circuit Court cover page


regarding Grady divorce, filed same day as previous three
blog posts in Ex. 13, 14 and 15.

EXHIBIT 17 Cover page of bankruptcy petition, in which


the Gradys sought liquidation of nearly $250,000 in debt,
which could serve as a motive for Grady asking Plaintiff for
money to carry out actions against Defendant.

EXHIBIT 18 PACER docket entry of Grady Bankruptcy


discharge, showing $235,667.02 in liquidated debt.

EXHIBIT 19 Blog post by Defendant written three days


after Mrs. Grady filed for divorce, showing extreme hatred
for Defendant by Grady.

EXHIBIT 20 Plaintiff blog entry claiming Defendant lied


under oath by signing a copyright application for an
unpublished book in which Defendant claimed, in a work
of fiction, to be a fictitious character with comments
showing how his readership was motivated to anger,
sharing lies about Defendant designed to aggravate
hatred toward Defendant.

EXHIBIT 21 A reader on a 2014 blog maintained by


Grady bragging about having a container of horse manure
mailed to Defendant.

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EXHIBIT 22 On same blog, maintained by Grady, a
series of posts in anticipation of the mailing of a costume
jail outfit to Defendant as he awaited a Contempt of Court
hearing.

EXHIBIT 23 One of several websites of filth and


pornography with undertones of necrophilia created by
Grady.

EXHIBIT 24 Gradys current Twitter profile page, with


Defendants house as the profile photo.

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EXHIBIT 9
APRIL 1, THE EVENING AFTER MY TIRES WERE SLASHED. I ASKED THE
HARASSER IF HE DID ANYTHING INTERESTING THE EVENING BEFORE. (MY
RESPONSES IN GREEN

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THE HARASSER ASSERTS THAT I ASKED HIM TO CONTACT ME. I ASKED GRADY
TO CONTACT ME.

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THE REFERENCE TO HOOKS PUB IS TELLING. IT IS RIGHT AROUND THE
CORNER FROM MY HOUSE. HE WOULD HAVE SEEN IT ON THE DRIVE IN TO MY
RESIDENCE.

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EXHIBIT 10
hogewash
Never pick a fight with a man who buys pixels by the
terabyte.
Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign
Posted on 27 March, 2017
ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, its time for
SOUND: Cell phone rings once.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Good afternoon, Johnny. Whatcha doin?
JOHNNY: Hi. Im not doing anything.
RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Nothing?
JOHNNY: Well, Im drinking a cup of coffee, but otherwise, Im taking a day off.
RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) You may want to take a look at The Grouchs Twitter feed.
MUSIC: Theme up and under.
ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed
adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, Americas fabulous free-lance
Internet investigator
JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
MUSIC: Theme up to music out.
JOHNNY: The following is partial extract of the tweets sent and received during the Say Cheese
Matter.
JOHNNY TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) @TheGrouch Youre awfully shy for someone who tries
to be a public person.
JOHNNY: I finished my coffee, opened up my laptop, and took a look at Twitter. The Grouch
was having one of his usual meltdowns, and this one include a reference to me.
THE GROUCH TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) Mighty fine stalking there! Im honored to be so
important to you! Have my address yet? Want it? Just ask politely. #dimwit
JOHNNY: That tweet included a cartoon posted by La Cucaracha that showed a house The
Grouch claimed he was renting.
THE GROUCH TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) I recall people staggering for the fainting couch
when I posted pictures of peoples houses. OK if you do it, though. Right?
THE GROUCH TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) Programming Announcement: Johnny is off
taking another set of intriguing pictures today, so we wont be presenting an episode of Yours
Truly, Johnny Atsign this evening. Pictures like this?
THE GROUCH TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) Or these? (Notice the tiny battering ram in my
alleged front yard)
JOHNNY: The Grouch seemed to be concerned that folks might know where he lived.
ANNOUNCER: Are you a loyal supporter of Team Lickspittle? If you are, you should be
showing you support by wearing a Team t-shirt, sweatshirt, or hoodie. Theyre just some of the
useful trinkets with the Team Likespittle, Res Judicata, Johnny Atsign, and The Grand Hog
logos youll find at The Hogewash Store. Why not go by today and spend a bit of your hard

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earned cash in support of Team Lickspittle? All those goodies are available exclusively at The
Hogewash Store. You can also support the team by doing your Amazon shopping via the link on
the Home page or by hitting the Tip Jar.
JOHNNY: I had a good laugh and then went back to my day off. But the next day, it was back to
work.
SOUND: Skype rings once. Telephone receiver picked up.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
ZOMBIE: (TELEPHONE FILTER) Johnny, its Paul Candler. Were you able to get those
pictures for me?
JOHNNY: Yep. And I took them on old fashioned film like you requested. I finished with them
in the dark room this morning. Its getting to be a pain finding the chemicals to process
Ektachrome. Ill be glad when Kodak reintroduces it later this year.
ZOMBIE: (TELEPHONE FILTER) Uh, huh. I know it was an odd request, but I have my
reasons.
JOHNNY: And Im not going to ask.
ZOMBIE: (TELEPHONE FILTER) Good. In any case, I hope you managed to enjoy the trip.
JOHNNY: I did. Say, did you see that meltdown on The Grouchs Twitter feed? It looks like he
thinks I was photographing him.
ZOMBIE: (TELEPHONE FILTER) Let him. It will distract everyone. When will you send the
slides?
JOHNNY: Everything should be ready late today, so Ill probably send them in tomorrows mail.
ZOMBIE: (TELEPHONE FILTER) Great! Make sure you keep digital copies of the slides.
JOHNNY: Will do? Ill send you an email after I drop the package off at the Post Office.
ZOMBIE: (TELEPHONE FILTER) OK. Goodbye.
JOHNNY: Goodbye.
SOUND: Telephone receiver hung up.
JOHNNY TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) @TheGrouch Do you ever get tired of trolling yourself?
ANNOUNCER: Now, heres our star to tell you about next weeks intriguing episode of our
story.
JOHNNY: Next time? Theres trouble right here in River City. Join us, wont you?
Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
MUSIC: Swell theme and under
ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign, starring W. J. J. Hoge, is transcribed in
Westminster. Be sure to join us next Monday, same time and URL, for the next exciting episode
of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.
MUSIC: Theme up to music out.
ANNOUNCER: Johnny Atsign is a work of fiction. If anyone thinks its about him, he should
read Proverbs 28:1.
1. SPQR on 27 March, 2017 at 18:36 said:
Bwahaha
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2. BusPassOffice on 27 March, 2017 at 19:07 said:
Cinema scope
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o Paul Krendler on 27 March, 2017 at 19:09 said:
You cant get MAGA-data from actual film, canya?

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3. MJ on 27 March, 2017 at 19:50 said:
This episode is definitely nominated for an Emmy.
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4. A Reader #1 on 27 March, 2017 at 19:57 said:
No, but I have noticed that BS makes frequent spelling and grammatical mistakes.
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o A Reader #1 on 27 March, 2017 at 19:59 said:
Like this. Whos Hoogy?
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Grace on 27 March, 2017 at 21:16 said:
Isnt this the same joker that recently typed youtre into a tweet?
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crawford421 on 28 March, 2017 at 12:07 said:
No one allows me to do anything. What a loon!
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o MJ on 27 March, 2017 at 20:33 said:
You notice hes actively pursuing individuals to target and harass our Gentle
Host.
This will not end well. Not a very smart move, Cabin Boy.
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Grace on 27 March, 2017 at 21:15 said:
The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt is also engaging with
individuals with their very own reputations for abusing folks online. Not
to mention the very same individuals (much like the Deranged
Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt) very much like to take their internet
butthurt and garbage and use it to justify their threats, harassment, and
abuse of folks in real life.
Oh. And, theyre big fans of lawfare, too. #evil
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Grace on 27 March, 2017 at 21:36 said:
Further BS is interacting with folks who have a history of
attacking any-and-every Owain Penllyn believing that
pseudonym is always the same individual.
The person they relentlessly attribute to that Owain moniker is
one of the Domestic Terrorist Brett The Speedway Bomber
Kimberlins first victims AND, is a victim of BS and his
cyberstalking and cyberharassment.
BS is one dumb, dumb, dancing monkey.
Curious how both NastyBitch1 and NastyBitch1s sidekick always
tend to be in the Mix for going on years now.
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JorgXMcKie on 28 March, 2017 at 11:35 said:
The next smart move made by the Schmalrus will be the first in his life I
bet.
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5. A Reader #1 on 27 March, 2017 at 20:01 said:
The posting of photos, Twitter taunts, etc., are all part of BS latest plan to play the victim
in court. He does all of this so that he can falsely claim stalking, yet again.
Reply
6. This Other Latin F*cker on 27 March, 2017 at 20:16 said:
Poor Grouch. So stupid he cant even remember posting pictures of his own house. As
opposed to him posting pictures of other peoples that they HAD NOT made public.
What a maroon. I cant wait to see how this season ends.
Reply
7. A Reader #1 on 27 March, 2017 at 20:58 said:
Oh, hes going to connect the dots! Feldtchart incoming!
http://archive.is/DwbZI
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o John Minemyown Doe on 27 March, 2017 at 21:26 said:
Damn, that is a convention of crazies.
Reply
o Grace on 27 March, 2017 at 21:41 said:
Funny there are only incoming tweets from the Deranged Cyberstalker Bill
Schmalfeldt showing on all of their current timelines.
Social engineering at its worst. Heh.
Reply
Paul Krendler on 27 March, 2017 at 21:48 said:
NastyBitch1 seems to have deleted any tweet that generates a response
from DUMBFUCK.
There is both wisdom and foolishness in that choice.
Reply
Grace on 28 March, 2017 at 17:49 said:
Oh indeed.
Reply
8. Al the fish on 27 March, 2017 at 21:47 said:
Ektachrome, tried push processing a couple of rolls many years ago, the baths are so
temperature sensitive I never did it again. But push processing Tri-X was a piece of cake
if I wanted fast action or low light B&W photos. Was taught film and print developing in
high school chemistry class. Maybe I should buy some new Ektachrome and dust off the
the old SLR.
Reply
9. Matthew W on 27 March, 2017 at 22:21 said:
I love Johnny Dollar!!
Reply
10. JorgXMcKie on 28 March, 2017 at 11:40 said:
You know, when I first learned of BS and came here, years ago, I thought he was faking
the incredible stupidity. Now of course I know its real, but OMG the staggering
completeness of it!!! He should be an exhibit somewhere.
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EXHIBIT 11

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Posted on 19 March, 2017

I sent the Cabin Boy an important time-sensitive document related to the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et
al. lawsuit. It was mailed to the last known address he has on file with the court, and that
constitutes adequate service.

The
Postal Service was unable to forward the mail to a new address.

Cowardly cowards gotta cower.

1. The 13th Duke of Wymbourne on 19 March, 2017 at 00:16 said:

1. The 13th Duke of Wymbourne on 19 March, 2017 at 00:16 said:


Did they look under the porch?
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o crawford421 on 19 March, 2017 at 08:47 said:
Nothing under there but weasel scat.
So you can see how they couldnt pick out Bill.
Reply
2. MJ on 19 March, 2017 at 00:26 said:
He doesnt want to take his eventual defeat like a man. How brave.
All this time hes called others cowards, told people to get under the porch, he is the big
man left standing after a bar fight, never backs down from a fight.
He claims to be a better pro-se lawyer. Made fun of Aaron by calling him the Worlds
Worst Attorney, but could never beat him either. All in all, it seems as though Bill is not
really a man. A real man would stand up for his beliefs and fight to see them through. If
Bill really believed the complaint filed by our host were not true, then he would fight to
preserve his reputation.
Simply put, hes just a lying, under the porch squealing loser who is about to realize its
time to pay the rent.
Reply
o crawford421 on 19 March, 2017 at 08:50 said:
A real man:
1) wouldnt have stood up for a creep like Kimberlin
2) wouldnt have gotten so butt hurt over *anything* that sets Bill off.
Reply
o BusPassOffice on 19 March, 2017 at 17:01 said:
Aaron beat him like a chinese war drum. He sputtered in impotent rage in email
after email.
Delicious
Reply
3. Paul Krendler on 19 March, 2017 at 02:00 said:
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o This Other Latin F*cker on 19 March, 2017 at 08:05 said:
Its also just another in a long list of Copyright Settlement Violations. Not that
Broadway Bill Schmalfeldt of KMCN 94.7 MAC in Clinton Iowa cares how
many times he violates copyright law. I wonder if Prairie Radio Communications
know they are employing someone to talk between songs that so willfully violates
copyrights? That could land a radio conglomerate is some legal hot water if he
were to do that while representing them.
Reply
Dr_Mike on 19 March, 2017 at 08:21 said:
TOLF, it is also one heck of an admission against interest. Which is why
in any amended tallying of copyright damages, or Show Cause hearing, it
should be presented as further violations of the settlement agreement, and
also evidence that Bill is very much aware of the case, his obligation to the
court to maintain a current address on file, and that he knows he is
prejudicing his case by unilaterally removing himself from a case where
the judge has specifically ruled that the court has jurisdiction over him.
Maybe he moved to Iowa because he thinks the Maryland courts reach
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BigSkyBob on 19 March, 2017 at 09:19 said:
More to the point, I wonder how Prarie Radio Communications would
react to having a host respond to a critical call by Bob by launching a
series of harassing phone calls by scouring through the phone book and
every social media page in Clinton in search of any Robert or Bob he
could find?
I mean, if he calls a wrong Bob fifty time its the fault of the real Bob
for not stepping forward, right?
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SecurityFlunky on 19 March, 2017 at 14:38 said:
Broadway Bill Schmalfeldt of KMCN 94.7 MAC in Clinton Iowa
was crowing about his YUGE new internet footprint and
prestigious job before he landed his job in cornfield radio. More a
YUGE assprint on Aunt Ednas sofa.
Reply
4. lorddewclaw on 19 March, 2017 at 04:00 said:
Go get that shinebox, Fatboy.
Reply
5. Joe Nobody on 19 March, 2017 at 06:55 said:
As curious as I am, I find myself desperately hoping that Our Gracious Host does NOT
post a copy of this important time-sensitive document for our enjoyment. Let The Blob
fret about what he doesnt know.
Although, according to The Blobs legal arguments, if Our Gracious Host did post it and
The Blob did access it, Our Gracious Host could consider that as adequate delivery and
that would trigger any deadline countdowns.
But right now, I believe, that countdown clock is already ticking from the date it was
marked UTF
Reply
o wjjhoge on 19 March, 2017 at 06:57 said:
Nope. The clock started when the package was first mailed.
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o This Other Latin F*cker on 19 March, 2017 at 08:08 said:
Im hoping that our Gracious Host or maybe a law talking person can educate me.
Where in the Rules of Civil Procedure does it say that if a defendant moves and
fails to notify the court that its the plaintiffs job to track them down? Asking for a
very stupid man.
Reply
wjjhoge on 19 March, 2017 at 08:18 said:
Maryland case law requires each party to keep his address information
current with the Clerk. Smith-Myers Corp. v. Sherill, 209 Md.App. 494
(2013).
Reply
SPQR on 19 March, 2017 at 11:15 said:
No where
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6. crawford421 on 19 March, 2017 at 08:46 said:
Its like I dont know any of you anymore:
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7. Vigilans Vindex (@VigilansVindex) on 19 March, 2017 at 08:58 said:
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o SPQR on 19 March, 2017 at 11:21 said:
It is amusing that Cabin Boy, given his worship of a psychopath pedophilic
violent criminal known for frivolous litigation, tries to call Hoge a vexatious
litigant.
Its as if projection were all thats left of his corrupt personality.
Reply
o A Reader #1 on 19 March, 2017 at 11:27 said:
Wow that photo. Did BS lose his teeth? Does he need dentures? That would be a
hoot after his years of making fun of the teeth of other people.
Reply
o scrubone on 19 March, 2017 at 22:16 said:
Yes. Pretty sure the term is vex.
And I dont wordsmith for a living.
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8. John Minemyown Doe on 19 March, 2017 at 12:18 said:
We are talking about the willfully ignorant and lazy Bill Schmalfeldt. The same B.S. who
in this tweet https ://twitter.com/ClintIconoclast/status/841308152276631553(remove the
space) prove that he is ignorant,lazy and does not know and history. Yes Bill microwaves
can be used to spy on you, that is a hard cold historical fact. You and all those other so
called journalists can not do a simple Google search.
The resonant cavity transmitter.
Oh by the way every microwave oven built has a resonant cavity.
For a closing thought your wireless router may be telling on you see:
http ://www.networkworld.com/article/2222896/microsoft-subnet/stealthy-wi-fi-spy-seesyou-
through-walls-thanks-to-your-wireless-router.html (remove the space)
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o Archer on 19 March, 2017 at 13:08 said:
MAXWELL AM NOT LAW
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9. BusPassOffice on 19 March, 2017 at 14:47 said:
Seismic activity reported
Run fatboy run
Reply
10. Paul Krendler on 19 March, 2017 at 17:25 said:
Looks like the fear pee is starting to puddle on Twitter
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o John Minemyown Doe on 19 March, 2017 at 17:38 said:
Bill made a funny.
.Ill explain it all to you and the judge at the next hearing the judge
orders me to attend by Skype.
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After his the lies, Judge is gonna say in my courtroom mister.
scrubone on 19 March, 2017 at 22:21 said:
Step 1: Move and dont leave a forwarding address with the court or
anyone else.
Step 2: Watch while everyone finds out
Step 3: Say youll attend the next hearing when the court orders you to?
Step 4: Court orders him to attend, but does not have his address
Step 5: Doesnt attend
Step 6: Jail
Step 7: ??
Step 8: Profit.
Do I have that right?
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o wjjhoge on 19 March, 2017 at 17:49 said:
Skype? Perhapsfor a hearing on some of whats pending, but if my petition for
a show cause order is granted, a personal appearance in the courtroom will be
required. Failure to appear in such cases typically results in a bench warrant.
Reply
Some1 on 19 March, 2017 at 19:42 said:
And I warrant theyll need the whole bench to fit B.S. in the courtroom.
Reply
scrubone on 19 March, 2017 at 22:22 said:
Youll need to check the warrant on that bench before he sits on it.
(New Zealanders would totally get that joke. Just saying.
https://www.nzta.govt.nz/vehicles/warrants-andcertificates/
warrant-of-fitness/)
A Reader #1 on 19 March, 2017 at 19:57 said:
This is funny, and a lie. BS himself publicly posted his address numerous times when he
lived in Maryland and then in Wisconsin, and even dared people to come and get him.
Kyle, the felon is one such person. When BS realized he had the wrong Kyle, and that
Kyle offered to let the felon know that BS was defaming him on Twitter, the fear pee
flowed.
At his new job, hes described where he lives and where he works. And a private
detective is one person, not people.
Question: if someone posted a personal document on social media and forgot to redact
something like a social security number, does that make knowledge of that number
illegal? Just wondering. Should be easy for him to check, since he claims hes kept a
copy of everything hes ever written.
Reply
o SPQR on 19 March, 2017 at 20:16 said:
Lying is all he has.
Reply
This Other Latin F*cker on 19 March, 2017 at 20:55 said:
Well that and his love of writing Cub Scout Anal Rape comedies,
allegedly Johnny Walker Red, and being a HUGE coward.
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scrubone on 19 March, 2017 at 22:24 said:
Makes you wonder, do we actually know that Bill Schmalfeldt is his real
name?
Reply
o popcornseller on 20 March, 2017 at 14:23 said:
Clinton Iconoclast @ClintIconoclast 16 hours ago (7:33pm 19 Mar 2017)
I dont believe I ever claimed to keep a copy of every tweet Ive written
another @wjjhoge lie. /5
bschmalfeldt53235 says:
November 28, 2015 at 8:44 pm
Neither do I. I have every word Ive written. Not for public view, but I have them,
as you will see for yourself in the very near future.
Reply
11. Joe Nobody on 19 March, 2017 at 21:00 said:
I wonder how The Blob were to react to a wave of postcards at his new lair, all
congratulating him on his recovery from Stage XLI Parkinsons
Reply
o Paul Krendler on 19 March, 2017 at 22:07 said:
Now, Joe,
Youre going to make him think we already have his address and are simply
holding it for a strategic moment.
Nothing could be further from the truth, so dont be gaslighting like that!
Reply
gmhowell on 19 March, 2017 at 22:48 said:
Its only gaslighting if the target was sane to begin with. Wasnt that a
potential issue for the courts?
Reply
SPQR on 19 March, 2017 at 22:50 said:
Bwaahaaha
Reply
o SecurityFlunky on 20 March, 2017 at 00:14 said:
Multiple postcards doesnt seem to fit. Maybe instead, a simple full page ad in the
local paper congratulating him on his miraculous recovery with a simple Google
bill Schmalfeldt at the end would be more appropriate.
Reply
12. Neal N. Bob on 19 March, 2017 at 23:05 said:
Because that worked out so swimmingly the first twenty times it was tried.
Im so glad my silly, fat lolcow has come out from under the porch, Ive missed him so!
Reply
13. Vigilans Vindex (@VigilansVindex) on 19 March, 2017 at 23:46 said:
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EXHIBIT 13

THE EXTENT OF HIS INSANE RAGE

Why does Paul Krendler hate me?


Because he ignored my warning.
What warning was that?
A warning I made on an old blog that the next person to leave a profane anonymous comment on
my blog would be exposed to the world.
Why didnt he heed your warning?
Because theres something fundamentally wrong with his brain.
Any idea what?
He says hes bipolar and he is a functioning sociopath.
But still, a daily rage blog? After two years?
Its more than that.
He has created Twitter handles designed to defame my late wife while she was still living.

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Captive Nurse. Get it? She was my main caregiver so that meant I was holding her captive. He
also suggested that I was beating her.
There was the time he led the effort to get the National Parkinson Foundation to disavow my
support of their fundraising efforts. And the time he and his pals spammed another PD sufferer
not to hurt her, but (for some reason) to hurt me.

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He was behind the clever plan to send horse shit to my house.
He was behind the clever plot to send a jail uniform to my house.

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He was behind the clever plot to forge a letter implicating me in contacting his partner in crime,
WJJ Hoge III, by creating a letter to Hoge, tracing my signature on it, mailing it to George M.
Howell in Germantown, having him drive to Howard County, MD, and mail it to Hoge.
He has outed himself as my cousin Roy Schmalfeldt, who does not exist and was called
Leroy Oddswatch before changing his name to mine. Grady took credit for something
Oddswatch posted.

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It is hard to keep all those personalities straight, I spose.
Oh, right. He was responsible for an effort to claim that I lied about my military record.
And then, there was all the stalking

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This was all stuff you were never supposed to see unless you were a member of the private club.
In March 2015, for some reason, he tried to memory-hole the blog. I was able to save most of it,
were it can be found here.

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And then, of course, we go back to 2014 when WJJ Hoge III, who swears under oath he has NO
idea who Paul Krendler REALLY is received this e-mail.

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EXHIBIT 14

28 March 2016
An Online Newspaper from Saint Francis,
Wisconsin, USA

The Filth That Is Krendler

Let Me See If I Can Break


Through Thick Skulls
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About admin

Written by admin on March 28, 2016. Leave a comment


The usual suspects are reacting with their usual hubris to
the news that the Saint Francis, Wisconsin, police have
decided that my allegations against the blogger known as
Paul Krendler are serious enough to be reviewed by the
Milwaukee County District Attorney.
Lets see if we can clear things up for them.
I am not alleging that Patrick Grady of Palatine, Illinois,
has broken any law by pretending to be someone named
Paul Krendler.
I am alleging that the blogger Paul Krendler has
broken several Wisconsin laws.
The Saint Francis Police have agreed that my evidence
was sufficient enough to refer to the Milwaukee County
DAs office.
The Milwaukee County DA will determine if a crime has
been committed, and whether or not they want to do
anything about it.
Here are the laws I allege have been broken.
940.32 Stalking.
(2) Whoever meets all of the following criteria is guilty of
a Class I felony:
(a) The actor intentionally engages in a course of

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conduct directed at a specific person that would cause a
reasonable person under the same circumstances to suffer
serious emotional distress or to fear bodily injury to
or the death of himself or herself or a member of his or
her family or household. (For instance, being called a
child pornographer and having your address shared for
anyone who wants to punish me for such).
(b) The actor knows or should know that at least one of
the acts that constitute the course of conduct will cause
the specific person to suffer serious emotional distress or
place the specific person in reasonable fear of bodily
injury to or the death of himself or herself or a member of
his or her family or household. (Why else would Krendler
do it, if not to cause distress, embarrassment, or harm?)
(c) The actors acts cause the specific person to suffer
serious emotional distress or induce fear in the
specific person of bodily injury to or the death of
himself or herself or a member of his or her family or
household. (Easily proven.)
947.0125 Unlawful use of
computerized communication
systems.
(c) With intent to frighten, intimidate, threaten or
abuse another person, sends a message to the person on
an electronic mail or other computerized communication
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profane language or suggests any lewd or lascivious act.
(d) With intent to frighten, intimidate, threaten or
abuse another person, sends a message on an electronic
mail or other computerized communication system with
the reasonable expectation that the person will
receive the message and in that message uses any
obscene, lewd or profane language or suggests any
lewd or lascivious act.
(e) With intent to frighten, intimidate, threaten or
abuse another person, sends a message to the person on
an electronic mail or other computerized communication
system while intentionally preventing or attempting to
prevent the disclosure of his or her own identity.
(f) While intentionally preventing or attempting to
prevent the disclosure of his or her identity and with
intent to frighten, intimidate, threaten or abuse
another person, sends a message on an electronic mail or
other computerized communication system with the
reasonable expectation that the person will receive
the message.
Is Krendler going to argue that he didnt try to hide his
identity and he didnt intend that I would read his blog
when he addresses me BY NAME in his posts?
What kind of trouble could this be for Mr. Krendler,
whoever he should happen to turn out to be?
Stalking under Wisconsin statutes is a Class I felony.
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imprisonment not to exceed 3 years and 6 months, or
both.
Per count.
Unlawful use of computerized communication systems
is a Class B Misdemeanor.
For a Class B misdemeanor, a fine not to exceed $1,000 or
imprisonment not to exceed 90 days, or both.
Per count.
And we can go all the way back to the first post on
Thinkingmanszombie, since the dismissal with prejudice
in the lawsuit last August is for the CIVIL case, and these
are CRIMINAL charges.
STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS?
Felonies, with a few exceptions: within six years
Misdemeanors, with a few exceptions: within three
years
So, keep whistling past that graveyard kids. Whoever
Krendler happens to be, I just cant see the District
Attorney for the County of Milwaukee failing to prosecute
someone who has labeled an innocent person as a child
pornographer and then published his location for all to
see. And once they see how my physical condition has
been a source of sport as has the death of my wife, I just
dont see Milwaukee justice as being in a forgiving mood
in dealing with those who terrorize a disabled widower.
And if the DA declines to prosecute, that means I can
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County Circuit Court. Which I will.
Bottom line. I dont care. If Krendler is Grady, good. Ive
got him. If Krendler is not Grady, it doesnt matter as far
as the law is concerned. As I wrote at the start, the crime
is not Grady pretending to be Krendler. The crime is
falsely claiming that I am guilty of a heinous crime and
revealing my address no matter WHAT your real name
is.
So yuk it up, funny boys. And hope that Krendler doesnt
decide to pull you down with him to soften his landing.
And if Hoge wants to stick to his story, told under oath,
that he has no idea who Krender is, even though he had
Krendlers address on an e-mail? Conspiracy is a crime in
Wisconsin, too! Remember the
Hooooooooooooooooooooooge blog?
http://hoggypot.wordpress.com

OOPSIE POOPSIE!!!

Copyright secured by Digiprove 2016 Bill Schmalfeldt


All Rights Reserved

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EXHIBIT 15

The Filth That Is Krendler

No, This is NOT a Game or a TV Show!

About admin
Written by admin on March 28, 2016. Leave a comment
If you see anything in here to support a charge of filing a false police report, please share. But do
try to keep the threatening messages under control because they go directly from my computer to
the St. Francis Police, where they will be part of the package presented to the District Attorney
tomorrow.
I, William M. Schmalfeldt, Sr., of [redacted] Saint Francis, WI 53235 do swear under penalty
of perjury that the following account of criminal activity is true to the best of my knowledge
and as a citizen of the City of Saint Francis, I ask for a police investigation into my complaint.
ALLEGATIONS
940.32 Stalking.
(2) Whoever meets all of the following criteria is guilty of a Class I felony:
(a) The actor intentionally engages in a course of conduct directed at a specific person that would
cause a reasonable person under the same circumstances to suffer serious emotional distress or to
fear bodily injury to or the death of himself or herself or a member of his or her family or
household.
(b) The actor knows or should know that at least one of the acts that constitute the course of conduct
will cause the specific person to suffer serious emotional distress or place the specific person in
reasonable fear of bodily injury to or the death of himself or herself or a member of his or her
family or household.
(c) The actors acts cause the specific person to suffer serious emotional distress or induce fear in
the specific person of bodily injury to or the death of himself or herself or a member of his or her
family or household.
947.0125 Unlawful use of computerized communication systems.
(c) With intent to frighten, intimidate, threaten or abuse another person, sends a message to the
person on an electronic mail or other computerized communication system and in that message
uses any obscene, lewd or profane language or suggests any lewd or lascivious act.
(d) With intent to frighten, intimidate, threaten or abuse another person, sends a message on an
electronic mail or other computerized communication system with the reasonable expectation that
the person will receive the message and in that message uses any obscene, lewd or profane
language or suggests any lewd or lascivious act.
(e) With intent to frighten, intimidate, threaten or abuse another person, sends a message to the
person on an electronic mail or other computerized communication system while intentionally
preventing or attempting to prevent the disclosure of his or her own identity.

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(f) While intentionally preventing or attempting to prevent the disclosure of his or her identity and
with intent to frighten, intimidate, threaten or abuse another person, sends a message on an
electronic mail or other computerized communication system with the reasonable expectation that
the person will receive the message.
ALLEGED DEFENDANT
Patrick Grady, [redacted], Palatine, IL
STATEMENT OF FACTS
Since April 2014, Patrick Grady using the pseudonym Paul Krendler has made a daily
practice of stalking complainant via his blog at http://thinkingmanzombie.com, reporting on
complainants actual and imagined activities, causing fear of imminent bodily injury or death in
complainant in violation of 940.32(a)(b)(c)
Complainant has ascertained that Paul Krendler is in fact the aforementioned Patrick Grady of
Palatine, Illinois, through means described in attachment A.
By making blanket statements that complainant is a child pornographer, and knowing that this
public blog is read by all manner of people including mentally unhinged people who may seek to
gain retribution against complainant for his non-existent acts of child pornography, complainant
lives in daily fear for his own life and safety, as well as the management and residents at the
[redacted] in Saint Francis, WI.
Complainant takes the personal insults made by the alleged defendant as what they are childish
blather by a person admittedly diagnosed with bipolar disease and a self-professed sociopathic
nature. However the following statements, made March 26, 2016 on Gradys blog cross the line
between opinion and defamation.
BEING a child pornographer isnt a crimebut calling
[me], child pornographer, a child pornographer is?
I suppose that makes senseif youre a DUMBFUCK.
Ill just have to be satisfied with saying
[Your humble author] IS A CYBERSTALKER, WHICH IS A CRIME.
And
[Your Genial Host] IS A CYBERHARASSER, WHICH IS A CRIME.
And
[Your Online Friend] IS A TODDLERSTALKER. WHICH IS A CRIME.
So you see it would seem that saying
[The Guy Who Writes This Blog] IS A CHILD PORNOGRAPHER, WHICH IS FUCKING
DISGUSTING EVEN IF IT IS NOT NECESSARILY A CRIME.
is among the least of your worries, huh?
But when I call Cindy, whose number you have already
so helpfully provided, idiot, it wont matter if I tell them
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stalker of children, or something thats not, like a child
pornographer.
Maybe I will EMBRACE THE POWER OF AND!
I loves me some burner phone!
FROM A BLOG POST EARLIER THE SAME DAY
When retired idiot with no self-control or internal filter
decides to record and distribute audio sex depictions of
minors from his Catholic Church owned and operated
apartment, I think his landlords should know.
FROM A BLOG POST MARCH 25, 2016
I picture Unca DUMBFUCKS wife dead and powdery
in a clock, his children blissfully oblivious to his entire
execrable existence, while he scours the web looking for
butthurt and manipulates a coterie of Amazon Vagina
Warrior Princesses to go forth and fight the flame wars
he started. Theres mountain of improvement to climb
before such a situation could be reasonably called
anything so positive as very sad.
FROM A BLOG POST MARCH 18, 2016
I picture Unca DUMBFUCKS wife dead and powdery
in a clock, his children blissfully oblivious to his entire
execrable existence, while he scours the web looking for
butthurt and manipulates a coterie of Amazon Vagina
Warrior Princesses to go forth and fight the flame wars
he started. Theres mountain of improvement to climb
before such a situation could be reasonably called
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Complainant maintains being repeatedly and falsely accused of child pornography causes
emotional distress and places him in fear of his life and/or safety.
Complainant maintains that Gradys frequent mentions about Complainants deceased wife causes
extreme emotional distress.
Complainant maintains that Gradys constant threats to call the management at Juniper Courts to
demand my removal places him in fear of his life and/or safety and places him under extreme
emotional distress.
These actions happen with enough frequency to satisfy the course of conduct language in the
statues.
Complainant has brought these activities to the attention of the Saint Francis Police Department
several times, and they choose to ignore him.
The Milwaukee County DA says Complainant needs to begin a criminal action by filing a report
with the Saint Francis Police Department.
Dated this 26th day of March, 2016
Signed under penalty of perjury
WILLIAM M. SCHMALFELDT, SR

Now, I know you clowns well enough to know that if theres not an arrest by 5pm tomorrow, you
will be filling the interwebz with your lamebrained, Wheres the police? I thought there was
gonna be police? I would suggest to those who are capable of telling the difference between TV
and reality that this aint Law & Order. Investigations take time. Ive been putting up with this
shit for years.
Now, YOU can put up with a bit of waiting.

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EXHIBIT 17

Case 16-27742 Doc 1 Filed 08/30/16 Entered 08/30/16 10:51:38 Desc Main
Document Page 1 of 52
Fill in this information to identify your case:

United States Bankruptcy Court for the:

NORTHERN DISTRICT OF ILLINOIS

Case number (if known) Chapter you are filing under:

Chapter 7
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13 Check if this an
amended filing

Official Form 101


Voluntary Petition for Individuals Filing for Bankruptcy 12/15
The bankruptcy forms use you and Debtor 1 to refer to a debtor filing alone. A married couple may file a bankruptcy case togethercalled a joint
caseand in joint cases, these forms use you to ask for information from both debtors. For example, if a form asks, Do you own a car, the answer
would be yes if either debtor owns a car. When information is needed about the spouses separately, the form uses Debtor 1 and Debtor 2 to distinguish
between them. In joint cases, one of the spouses must report information as Debtor 1 and the other as Debtor 2. The same person must be Debtor 1 in
all of the forms.

Be as complete and accurate as possible. If two married people are filing together, both are equally responsible for supplying correct information. If
more space is needed, attach a separate sheet to this form. On the top of any additional pages, write your name and case number (if known). Answer
every question.

Part 1: Identify Yourself

About Debtor 1: About Debtor 2 (Spouse Only in a Joint Case):

1. Your full name

Write the name that is on Tracey Patrick


your government-issued First name First name
picture identification (for
example, your driver's L. G.
license or passport). Middle name Middle name
Bring your picture
identification to your
Grady Grady
meeting with the trustee. Last name and Suffix (Sr., Jr., II, III) Last name and Suffix (Sr., Jr., II, III)

2. All other names you have


used in the last 8 years
Include your married or
maiden names.

3. Only the last 4 digits of


your Social Security
number or federal xxx-xx-4712 xxx-xx-4409
Individual Taxpayer
Identification number
(ITIN)

Official Form 101 Voluntary Petition for Individuals Filing for Bankruptcy page 1

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EXHIBIT 19

THE GRADY SHUFFLE ON THE


RECORD
Posted on March 31, 2016 by admin

Image Redacted

Grady splashed this all across the internet after bitching about my posting this lovely, family
picture below.

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We gotta go all the way back to Feb. 21, 2014 back before Paul Krendler was squeezed from
Patrick Gradys colon, to the first time he reported himself as a victim of my horrible eviil. There
was quite the hategasm over my horrible treatment of the poor slug iover at Hogewash.
That was the day the poor baby yanked my tail in the comment section of Breitbart Unmasked
and I turned around and bit him by republishing his Facebook and LinkedIn profiles which were
already online and subject to public review. He called the police who apparently told him that if
you play with mean dogs, you get bit.

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We move up to May/June when the creepy fucker pretended he got fired, pretended to blame me
and pretended he was coming to Maryland to kill me.

I filed for a peace order.

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Krendler didnt care for that at all.

But on review, it turned out to be a prank.


Yet, the Palatine Cops were good as their word, delivering the PO to Grady on June 1.
We jump ahead to 2015.
The police report from Palatine says the local constabulary was called to Mr. Gradys residence
on April 27, 2015. He wanted to file a violation of his weak sister motion of protection he has
on me.

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So, what happened on that day?
I filed a lawsuit naming him as a defendant.
And over at the Thinking Mans Zombie, they went WILD with disapproval of this exercise of
my civil rights.
How odd that all Krendler had to say was:
IFKWIMAITYD
;D
And the brain damaged sycophants went BERZERK!

That was his sole contact with the cops in 2015, unless you count the auto registration and title
violations in September.
We arrive into 2016.
He called the cops on me four times in January. Odd that whenever I try to piece together
evidence about Grady for use in a potential legal action, the entire Krendler/Hoge cult goes into
high dudgeon over it.
His most recent call to report a suspicious incident/circumstances was on February 1. Also the
same day Krendler wrote a 1,400 hate rant about something. But it wasnt crazy or anything.
Lets take a look and see what we really have here
I dont wish to swat you.
Of course you dont. You didnt wish to sue anybody either. You didnt wish to harass a
toddler. You didnt wish to write an anonymous memoir from posts you stole from me. You
didnt wish to bother Lynn Thomass parents. Im sure there are a METRIC PANTLOAD
of other things you didnt wish to do, BUT YOU DID THEM ANYWAY.
I am sure that, like every other stupid fucking thing you have ever done in your life (pop
quiz: which is bigger, A the number of stupid things youve done, or B the number of
days youve lived? Ill take A), it was someone elses fault, and they FORCED you to do it.
In the end, Im going to bow to the empirical evidence and NEVER GIVE YOU THE
CHANCE. You dont know who I am, youve never known who I am, and you never will
know who I am.

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But know this: in the impossible event that you ever do find out, the local police are waiting
for your call. It will not go as you have fantasized.
I wish to hold you accountable in court for your libel.
You need a new strategy. Perhaps you could wish for ten million dollars. Because that
might actually happen.
and for the stuff about Gail.
Gail is gone. You have no standing. Good luck with that. Im sure it will be FUN to watch
and catalog the FAIL.
If that stuff were to vanish, never to be seen again and you were to cease with the daily
bullshit, no worries.
You had the option to make that happen once. You were foolish not to make the best of it.
Now?

Ill promise that right now.


Wow. A promise from DUMBFUCK. I think everyone who reads this blog knows what a
promise from you is worth. Tell you what, heres a one time offer: post an unedited video
on YouTube of you, eating one of these (ironic, wouldnt you agree?) with only water to
wash it down and keeping it down for just 10 measly minutes. And you know what, heres
a sweetener, because Im such a great guy. You dont even have to keep it down, as long as
you puke on camera. Posting the video is non-negotiable, though.
You do that, and I will take down The Thinking Mans Zombie the very same day.
PERMANENTLY. THIS I PROMISE. And this is MY GUARANTEE: You can trust this
promise precisely as much as one of your own. This deal hinges on the integrity of one
person, and that person is NOT me.
If the video does not appear online by 5:00 PM Eastern Standard Time on February 15,
2016, the offer is withdrawn.

No Paul Krendler? No reason for me for me to learn his ID and sue him. Everybody wins.
And I just told you how to make it happen. Everybody wins! Its so simple even a
DUMBFUCK could do it. Show us the stand-up guy you really are. Chomp, chomp!

You are a good writer.

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Coming from a writer of your caliber, that may be the most backhanded, useless
compliment Ive ever heard! And Ive heard some doozies.
Imagine the freedom of not having to come up with some new insult every day.
Are you joking? You speak as if what I do is a chore, and you could not be more wrong!
Its more like waking up every morning and getting to see your kids growing up.
Oops. Sorry. You wouldnt know about that, would you?
What I do is the blogging equivalent of being the taster for Ben & Jerrys. My worst days
are the ones when you are silent! (Its almost like THERES A LESSON THERE) Coming
up with a new insult IS FREEDOM.
You know what they say: Find a job you love and youll never work a day in your life.
To me, finding a new insult is like Albert Pujols finding a hanging curveball. BOOM!
Write about stuff you care about. Just leave me out of it.
But DUMBFUCKyou ARE the stuff I care about! As a(well, I cant honestly say a
wise manand to say wide man is just such a cheap jokebut it has the benefit of being
true)as a man once said, or twice, or nine times, You are my new pet project! I cant
remember who it was that said that. Maybe you do.
You have defined your role as some perversion of a yellow dog attack journalist, and thats
nothing I can change nor do I care to try. But you get to define yourselfand take 100%
of the responsibility for it.
So do I.
You get to pick and choose targets, moving from one to the next with your cute little antics.
So do I. But so farIm good with just one. You lucky motherfucker, you.
Just take down that turdsrfood site. Please.
Oh, how touching! The pathetic begging is an especially bullshit touch.
But that site isnt mine. Sure I have other sites that you dont know about, and some that
you never will. But that is not one of them. Only your manipulative friends could be so
cruel as that.
Go file a DMCA claim. File a copyright infringement lawsuit. Get that site taken
down. None of us own it. None of us run it. None of us care.
Makes no nevermind to me.
I will say this, through. If turdsrfood were my site, nothing short of an order from a court
would get me to take it down. Pathetic begging from a shitbag like you is a complete non-
starter. But its good for LULZ! So theres that.
So youre going to do this until one of us is dead?
Of course not. Youve heard of this guy?

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PHANTOM the Ghost Who Walks.
If I should fall, someone else will take up the mantle. I will never die. As I was chosen, I
have chosen my successor. Each Krendler chooses the next.
No, it wont go on until one of us dies. Krendler will survive both of us.
But all the evidence available leads to the inevitable conclusion that you want nothing so
much as for it to go on. How many chances have you been given to make it stop? You dont
even remember, do you?
And what follows next tells your tale, doesnt it?
I am no threat to you, and you are certainly no threat to me.
But you wont leave it alone, will you, you DUMBFUCK?
But as long as turdsrfood is online, as long as you continue attacking me, I will fight back.
This, in the vernacular, is bullshit.

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John Hoge leaves you alone, and you attack him.
He settles a copyright suit and asks his readers to leave you aloneand they doand you
write a book about me.
Dave Alexander says something about you, and you try to contact his employer.
Scott Hinckley says something about you, and you faildox three dog trainers (one couple
and one single woman) before figuring out that his website was linked in his Word Press
ID.
Has anyone ever told you what a fabulous investigative journalist you are, instead of calling
you a fucking stalker? This is why not.
So, again, based on the empirical evidence, Im going to go the other way and say go fuck
yourself with the business end of a rake.
I dont think you even remember why you attacked me in the first place.
You are exceedingly lucky my day was full today. Morgana was far too kind to you. Prior
to that post, I would have said it was you who didnt remember, but now Im sure that a
cyberstalking freak has had his PDD-addled memory sufficiently jogged.
Yes?
I will defend myself as long as you keep attacking.
And Ill wait two weeks for a link to a YouTube video to show up to tell me youre even the
tiniest bit serious about making me go away.
Tick, tock, chomp.
Chump.

Nope. Nothing crazy here.


Nothing except for Patrick Grady and the fact that Paul Krendler gets exceedingly sore whenever
I mention Gradys name.

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EXHIBIT 20

Posted on 8 April, 2017 by WJJ HOGE III


The Cabin Boy sometimes lies by telling part of the truth.

Its true that there is no readily available public document which contains a statement under oath
from Bill Schmalfeldt in which he swears he is Paul Krendler. However, if one files a properly
targeted Freedom of Information Act request, one can obtain a document in which he swears that
he is the author of a book whose writer claims to be Paul Krendler.

Ill just throw out some breadcrumbs for the astute Gentle Reader to follow.

Back in October, 2015, the Cabin Boy used CreateSpace, the print-to-order service run by
Amazon, to self-publish a book titled Confessions of an Undercover Internet Troll. It contained
some material plagiarized from this blog. I filed an infringement notice with Amazon, and after a
bit of a tug-of-war with Schmalfeldt, Amazon and CreateSpace dropped the book.

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During the brouhaha, Schmalfeldt put a post up on his now-defunct The Merry Widower blog
called Time for Me to Come Clean on Undercover Troll. He admitted being the books
anonymous author and threatened me with the direst of dire direness if I did not relent in my
attempt to have the book pulled. He assured both his readers that the book would be available
again within two weeks and that I would be facing a $2,500 fine. He posted a screen shot
from his copyright registration transaction for the book to prove his claim. Heres a portion of
the online receipt he posted.

Gentle Reader, if you go to the copyright online search page, you will find that no copyright
registration has yet been issued for the book. There are three possible explanations. One, the
registration could still be in process, but that is unlikely after a year-and-a-half. Two, the Cabin
Boy might have been smart enough to withdraw the application for registration. Three, the
registration was denied. Whichever is correct, there is a case number associated with the
application, the possible use for which is left to the astute Gentle Reader to surmise.

UPDATEOf course, I cant publish an extract of the Cabin Boys post that I refer above
because of our 2104 Settlement Agreement. However, it appears that the post was archived here.

1. A Reader #1 on 8 April, 2017 at 07:17 said:

This is BS throwing out red herrings and carefully parsing his words: no such thing as a
sworn document or a book. Who cares? THAT IS NOT THE LAW. You do not have to
claim something under oath, or claim it in a book, for it to be used against you. And that
is all Im going to say about that in a public forum.

BS has a documented (heh) history of claiming to be the victim of crimes:


he claimed that someone leaving neatly bagged cat poop (I still wonder HOW he knew
it was cat poop if it was bagged) was Hoge or George or PK or Howard Earl;
that the letter he wrote and mailed was forged and mailed by Hoge or George or PK;
that the horse poop he later admitted that he sent to himself was mailed by a lickspittle;
that when he opened the horse poop he was so shocked that he fell over and hurt his

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head, conveniently forgetting that he had just tweeted that he had done so when he fell
over petting the dog the day before;
that it was his wife who opened the tub of poop, causing her to vomit;
that Hoge caused him to fake-rupture a muscle in his leg, leaving him wheelchair-bound
for life.

Theres more, but you get the picture. All of this latest nonsense is deliberately designed
or being leveraged solely for the purpose of litigation in the Hoge v. Dum Dum lawsuit.
He does this almost EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Its his way of playing victim, gaining the
sympathy of the court, libeling Hoge in court documents, and muddying the waters. He
openly coordinates on Twitter with those people he claims not to know in discovery
documents.

Part of what has led to this panic is his paranoid belief that he is being monitored by a PI,
a fictional character by the name of Johnny Atsign. As for alleged admissions by others
that they are Paul Krendler?

No. The crap BS has been posting for years to support his claim is trolling and he knows
it, since he has accused at least 5 other people of being PK, and one of them had to get
restraining orders to protect her family from his obscene harassment of her.

Inspector Clouseau/Oliver Wendell Jones should also remember two terms: res judicata
and collateral estoppel. Whining about vandalism when you live in a high crime
neighborhood and trying to pin it on innocent men who lives hundreds if not thousands of
miles away is lunacy. And that photo he posted with the business card of the LEO? Not a
good look. Terrible rash around the mouth. He might want to get that checked out. Might
be hemorrhoids.

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o A Reader #1 on 8 April, 2017 at 07:23 said:

P.S. As you will see very soon = he will be filing some motion next week in
which he weaves an elaborate plot to justify his failure to inform Hoge or the
court of his move and change of address. He will endeavor to explain why he lied
to the court about his ability to travel, and it will involve the miraculous effect of
three weeks of diet and exercise to reverse the ravages of 17 years of fake PD. I
want that diet, by the way. He may discuss his recent cancer scare, and if hes
really clever, hell remember to . . . oh, darn, doorbell.

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Dianna on 8 April, 2017 at 16:25 said:

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The visitor from Porlock strikes again.

Laptop, home.

Not for long, though. Unlike CBBS, I have a social life that doesnt
involve twitter.

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o Pablo on 8 April, 2017 at 08:37 said:

Might be hemorrhoids.

I think he tried to blow up a buswhile it was running.

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o This Other Latin F*cker on 8 April, 2017 at 09:22 said:

1. WordPress, any news on that infinite like button?

2. That rash might just be herpes.

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o John Minemyown Doe on 8 April, 2017 at 10:43 said:

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o crawford421 on 8 April, 2017 at 12:00 said:


o

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o He openly coordinates on Twitter with those people he claims not to know in
discovery documents.

Are you saying hes dumber than a bag of sand?

JorgXMcKie on 8 April, 2017 at 14:10 said:

Please. please quit insulting bags of sand by such a comparison. Theyre


way smarter than he is.

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crawford421 on 8 April, 2017 at 15:07 said:

Yeah, and theyre useful.

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o SecurityFlunky on 8 April, 2017 at 15:51 said:

I believed he opened the bag, rolled the poop between his fingers, and then sniffed
it. Hes a poop connoisseur.

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2. Toastrider on 8 April, 2017 at 07:18 said:

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3. Techno Jinxx on 8 April, 2017 at 07:31 said:

while there are many for whom, do as I say not as I do is there modus operandi,
good ol Fat Bastardson is more in the line of who you gonna believe? me or your lying
eyes?
or better yet Believe the lies I tell now, not the ones I told before

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4. JorgXMcKie on 8 April, 2017 at 08:02 said:

Basically, lying liars have a tendency to accuse others of lying regardless of the
circumstances. His lies are so transparent its worse than pathetic.

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5. BusPassOffice on 8 April, 2017 at 08:16 said:

Officer Giuliani had no comment.yet

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o Some1 on 8 April, 2017 at 16:06 said:


o Thats because its not Christmas Eve yet.

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6. BusPassOffice on 8 April, 2017 at 08:17 said:

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Yeah I saw that midnight tweet from Bills fat rear

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7. SPQR on 8 April, 2017 at 09:49 said:

Its hilarious that Cabin Boy still hasnt realized that there is a complete database of his
antics, he can and does lose track but we dont.

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8. Some1 on 8 April, 2017 at 10:31 said:

What editor would have accepted There is NO SUCH THING as a document when
there is NO document expresses the meaning without the bloat? A dumbf5ck editor,
thats who.

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9. Some1 on 8 April, 2017 at 10:35 said:

FOIA request now = call to vandalism. Im thinking some guys in white lab coats need to
take a trip with a padded van to help someone before he hurts himself.

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o Some1 on 8 April, 2017 at 10:37 said:

I also have to wonder when the poor deluded dumbf5ck will realize exactly why
Hoge knows that a properly targeted FOIA request will result in.on never mind

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o John Minemyown Doe on 8 April, 2017 at 10:51 said:

What do you wanna bet that what bill is calling vandalism the cops are calling
BE&Abreaking and entering an autowhich by the way is a felony, which is why
he has been yelling felony all week .

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o crawford421 on 8 April, 2017 at 12:04 said:

Guys in white coats? Why do you want to involve animal control in this?

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o Pablo on 8 April, 2017 at 12:11 said:

PLM is action, DUMBFUCK, and were all about that. All we have is FUN!

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o Paul Krendler on 8 April, 2017 at 12:41 said:

Because Im a complete piece of shit,

FIFY, DUMBFUCK.

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o Dianna on 8 April, 2017 at 16:45 said:

That is delusional, even by BSs standards.

Seriously, no one vandalized anything, ever, at the behest of our gentle host. That
sounds like something out of a bad cop drama where the lead thug, wearing a
leather jacket with enough chains to start a bicycle shop, sends his suspiciously
sniveling minion out to send a message. You will note that the characters in
these dramas are usually teenagers or just past being teenagers, not senior
gentlemen who are quantum mechanics and consultants for Goddard.

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I dont even believe in the vandalism, to be really honest, because if any had
occurred, there would be pictures and floth-flinging rants.

Let us assume vandalism did happen. Who besides BS, who really doesnt
believe it himself really thinks any one of the readers of this blog is going to
drive hundreds of miles, round trip, to do something that would cost less than
$500 to repair?

Logic. How *does* it work?

Laptop, home.

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10. This Other Latin F*cker on 8 April, 2017 at 10:53 said:

The cowardly Biwwy seems to be such a nervous nelly lately. Dont worry Bill, you
know what you did. You know what the legal penalties can be for what you did. What
you DONT know is [REDACTED]

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11. Neal N. Bob on 8 April, 2017 at 11:05 said:

I wonder where anyone would get the idea that our lulcow would try to copyright that
mess?

Oh, yeah.

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o crawford421 on 8 April, 2017 at 12:06 said:

And two weeks after that tweet, the twit was claiming that he was Krendler, and
that anyone who doubted it was an idiot or liar. He denied/forgot ever announcing
his plans in public.

He makes Wile E. Coyote look subtle and clever.

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o Archer on 8 April, 2017 at 12:08 said:

But wait, I thought he is Krendler!

This is so confusing.

Its almost like he has no sense of object permanence and is making shit up as he
goes.

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Adriane on 8 April, 2017 at 13:08 said:

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I feel so!!! sorry for Morgan Fairchild

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12. crawford421 on 8 April, 2017 at 11:58 said:

He called me an idiot for saying he was lying about being Krendler. Ill gleefully testify
to that in any court.

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13. Russ on 8 April, 2017 at 12:23 said:

I think maybe I should be more circumspect in my commenting.

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14. BusPassOffice on 8 April, 2017 at 12:52 said:

King lulz the 8th is on the horizon. Remember the Jane, stretch those abdominal
muscles,, have irony meters disconnected, and buried in 1 meter of concrete.

The serial liar is about to file his last lawsuit.

oh and visit his gofundscum page, he close to setting a record for hits but no donations

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15. Rain on 8 April, 2017 at 13:34 said:

Its nice to see that some people still have honor.


Holding yourself accountable to the same agreement that fat bastard violates almost daily
shows you to be of a much higher caliber than he is.

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Of course Im sure he will claim your linking to the archive of something he posted
violates it but then again hes a lying liar Who Lies so who cares what he thinks.

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16. A Reader #1 on 8 April, 2017 at 14:54 said:

Mr. Hoge, its me. Im out in the driveway, cleaning it with the eye dropper that you so
generously gave to me. Just wanted to let you know that this is an argument that BS is
going to present:

Now, back to work!

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o crawford421 on 8 April, 2017 at 15:21 said:

1) He never said it was fiction. He said it was the truth. In part, he intended
everyone to believe him and feel like wed been played by Hoge thus the
claims about making money off the scam. It never occurred to him that hed
lied so much no one would ever believe him.

2) His statements that he was Krendler werent just in the book. As I recall, the
book was authored by anonymous, and he was touting it in comments without
admitting he was the author. THEN he admitted he had written it meaning
he was claiming to be Krendler and had applied for the copyright. I believe
this was on Twitter and in comments and blog posts.

3) His overall plan was to either get the copyright and use it to have the original
material taken down, or to get the Real Krendler to try to challenge the copyright
or buy it from him, and so expose his identity. That didnt work, because not only
is Cabin Boy stupid and a horrible liar, but he also tends to broadcast his
intentions *and* he uses the same tricks over and over.

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Pablo on 8 April, 2017 at 16:38 said:

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The Internet Never Forgets.

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o Dianna on 8 April, 2017 at 16:52 said:

Hatred? Our host is stir[ing] up hatred?

I may deeply despise Bill Schmalfeldt because of his words and actions. Hatred
would require far more energy that he is worth.

Every sentiment I feel towards Bill Schmalfeldt is a result of his words and
actions. Mr. Hoges patience and reasonableness towards Bill Schmalfeldt inspire
feelings of respect and admiration.

Decency, Bill. Integrity. You might try to find some in your heart. I know it
would be hard, but you really do need to try.

Laptop, home.

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Toastrider on 8 April, 2017 at 19:07 said:

Ayah. Cabin Boy is not worth hatred. Contempt, certainly. Pity, if youre
so inclined.

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17. A Reader #1 on 8 April, 2017 at 15:19 said:

James Patterson invented the character Alex Cross.


BS just admitted that in this sense, he is like Patterson, i.e., he invented Paul Krendler
and he is Paul Krendler.
Im so happy, I could cry. Mr. Hoge, could I have an extra carrot for dinner for my fine
work?

Now Im wondering if hes Mark in Maryland, Owain Penlynn, some crazy Russian who
tweets at him, Breitbartunmask, and several other characters.

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18. Neal N. Bob on 8 April, 2017 at 15:27 said:

Anybody else wondering what the discoloration all over Schmalfeldts face is?

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o A Reader #1 on 8 April, 2017 at 15:29 said:

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o SPQR on 8 April, 2017 at 15:30 said:

Have you seen stage 2 syphilis rash? Probably ought to have a physician look at
it, eh?

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Neal N. Bob on 8 April, 2017 at 15:31 said:

Im not a doctor, but it looks a lot like Kaposi Sarcoma.

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Accipe remedium, Tremule! on 8 April, 2017 at 20:44 said:

SecurityFlunky on 8 April, 2017 at 16:01 said:

Does Brett Kimberlin has the same rash right around his sphincter?

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Some1 on 8 April, 2017 at 16:14 said:

That *IS* his sphincter

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o Dianna on 8 April, 2017 at 18:02 said:

I shudder to think. All thatobsession with spoiled weenie juice (and who on
earth refers to semen that way?!) rouses the most unpleasant suspicions.

Laptop, home.

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SecurityFlunky on 8 April, 2017 at 19:16 said:

Queerisnt it?

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o librarygryffon on 8 April, 2017 at 21:22 said:

I seem to recall making that very comment yesterday about his rash, but even
typing the bit Biwwy has in quotes makes me feel like taking a very long, very hot
shower.

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But Biwwys fixation on male discharge would make one wonder, except that all
it really does is confirm the suspicions his pedo-skits raised. He does seem to be a
homosexual (not that theres really anything wrong with that as long as its
between consenting adults) so thoroughly in the closet that he cant even admit it
to himself.

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19. Colonelvictortrollpoker on 8 April, 2017 at 16:24 said:

9 days and his bleg still only has 1 donation for $25. How humiliating!

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20. Dr_Mike on 8 April, 2017 at 17:11 said:

My, Bill certainly seems to be working himself into a lather.

Lets see if I have the story straight so far:

Hoge is sueing Bill for, among other things, breaching their Settlement Agreement. Bill
has been properly served, and has replied with filings to the Court.

Bill argued that the case, brought under Maryland law, should be transferred to
Wisconsin. The Court disagreed.

Bill argued that the Settlement Agreement was not a valid, enforceable contract. The
Court disagreed.

Bill argued that he no longer had enough contact with Maryland to be bound by an
agreement he made with the Maryland Court. The Court disagreed.

Bill argued that Hoge is a big poopy head. The Court has been silent on this point. By
Bills standards, this is success.

Bill folded his skirts and fled Milwaukee, with or without being pushed by the Ninjanuns,
settling in the bustling metropolis of Clinton, IA. Oh, he miraculously recovered from his
PD enough to buy a car, drive, and live on his own, when he had previously sworn in
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emergency button would not work, needed caregivers at all times, and other sundry tales
of woe and bullshit.

Bill tweeted a picture of his new domicile. Hoge could have continued mailing things to
the Ninjanuns, but those were coming back rejected, no such occupant. Legally, he was
covered, since it was Bills responsibility to inform the court of his new address, but he
used due dilligence and attempted to track down Bill to properly serve him with
documents.

Hoge managed to locate the house Bill had tweeted, Bill used the Google Maps pic of his
own place, and mentioned where he lived to his audience but lied by 1 street. Hoge has
patience. Beware the fury of a patient man. Hoge posted the Google Maps pic, sans
address. Bill replied by posting a pic of himself standing in front of that house. No
walker. No cane. Stairs. Just saying.

Suddenly, BARBARIANS ATTACK!!!! Bill was hit with some form of


VANDALISM!!!! that did a whopping $465 in damages. So clearly, this was the work of
his arch nemesis, which is either Hoge or Krendler depending on the day, the JWR, lots
of things. Its kinda like the rules to Fizbin, youre better off just not playing.

So, if you believe Bill, he is now the victim of an interstate conspiracy to do.
something, something pretty minor, but so far unspecified, to his home. Clinton CSI is on
it, they got boot prints and finger prints, and they took 27 810 color glossy pictures with
circles and arrows, and a paragraph on the back of each one. And lickety split, they called
up Grady, who Bill is convinced is Krendler, and lo and behold he confessed right there
over the phone to this non-felony. I guess he wasnt smart enough to ask for a lawyer, or
clam up, or grab a piece of paper and crumple it in front of the phone and say Im sorry,
theres a problem with the phone, youll have to call me back! The Clinton Cops got
their man! Because there was no other crime in town to keep their attention, and they just
loved Bills company.

But, per Bill, Grady, aka Krendler fingered Hoge as the instigator of whatever
VANDALISM!!!! occurred. Because remember what I said about beware the fury of a
patient man? Hoge is patient, but in a sudden burst of evil impule he ordered Krendler, I
mean, Grady, to drive to Clinton, like 5 hours round trip, and do something, whatever,
somehow Bill has never shown any vandalism. Because Hoge is all about random rage
flashes that override his reason. Really, Bill is projecting so much Clinton should hire
him to be a new Imax.

Have I missed anything?

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o A Reader #1 on 8 April, 2017 at 17:19 said:

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You forgot the popcorn, but that was pretty awesome.

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wjjhoge on 8 April, 2017 at 18:09 said:

The driveway looks nice. Be sure to take a couple of extra handfuls of


popcorn.

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A Reader #1 on 8 April, 2017 at 18:24 said:

Thank you, oh Great and Powerful Hoge!!!

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o SPQR on 8 April, 2017 at 17:46 said:

Well, you made it sound more coherent than Cabin Boy could.

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o Dianna on 8 April, 2017 at 18:07 said:

Bill should borrow that tale. Its absolutely nuts, but is far more coherent and
cohesive than any tale hes told to date.

Laptop, home.

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21. Howard D. Earl on 8 April, 2017 at 18:41 said:

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You never tire of having your teeth kicked in, Shakes. God bless you. Never change,
tubby. EVER!

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22. A Reader #1 on 8 April, 2017 at 19:24 said:

I AM DRACULA. Bill Schmalfeldt

Ive been studying journamalism at the Schmalfeldt School of Journamalism at Acme


University. Today we learned how to quote people in the Schmalfeldt style.

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o crawford421 on 8 April, 2017 at 21:03 said:

Hes still waling on that expired equine?

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librarygryffon on 8 April, 2017 at 21:27 said:

Given his penchant for other less mainstream sexual practices, I wouldnt
rule out an interest in bestiality. Hes not going to stop. Metaphorical or
not, beating dead horses is probably the only sexual release hes had in
years.

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23. A Reader #1 on 8 April, 2017 at 20:17 said:

BREAKING: BS drops mask, reveals anti-semitism, refers to Jared Kushner as Jew


boy. EXTRA: homoerotic clip art
http://archive.is/sRKXV

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o SPQR on 8 April, 2017 at 20:24 said:

Typical of the pathetic bile-filled psychopath.

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o This Other Latin F*cker on 8 April, 2017 at 20:42 said:

Bill seems VERY invested in men screwing each other. It really is kind
of.QUEER isnt it? Almost like an obsession. Wonder what His People
would think about his strange fascination with man on man sex and little boys.

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A Reader #1 on 8 April, 2017 at 21:02 said:


Theyre his people, like you said. They know him there. Probably in there
Biblical sense, too.

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crawford421 on 8 April, 2017 at 21:04 said:

Ya know, he sure has a huge library of that stuff. NTTAWWT.

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o Pablo on 8 April, 2017 at 20:49 said:

Man, Blob just loves him some homosexuality, doesnt he? Hes insatiable.

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