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ANT, DEC & SCARLETT SAY
GOODBYE FOR NOW
The pair of Geordie TV juggernauts bring
their current run of SNT to a close, and
theyll no doubt be signing off in style.
Scarlett Moffatt and Stephen Mulhern
will be out and about getting everyone
involved in the action, and can Emilia
Fox nally solve the Case Of The
Missing Crown jewels? Theres only
one way to nd out
Ant & Decs Saturday Night
Takeaway, Saturday, 7pm, ITV

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THE WORLD
OUR FRIEND VICTORIA THE OLIVIER AWARDS ACCORDING TO KIDS LATER WITH JOOLS HOLLAND

Its nearly a year since much-loved Its time for Britains most prestigious stage If you nd a suitcase of cash, should you Incredibly, this is Jools 50th series and
comedian Victoria Wood died, and this honours show, but, in a room full of people keep it? Who gets on the lifeboats if there 25th year, and, while the show returns for
six-part series celebrates her work. Victorias who sing, dance and act all day long, arent enough places for everyone? We all its short, live version on Tuesday (at 10pm),
long-time collaborator, Julie Walters, theres no room for boredom. So you get know what the answers should be, but what the longer version on Friday is what we love.
presents this episode, with other colleagues Gary Barlow opening the show with the would innocent, honest children say? Well, Theres always a great mix of big names
and friends including Celia Imrie, Maxine cast of The Girls, Amber Riley singing you can nd out in this six-part series where and emerging acts, so settle down and
Peake and Michael Ball joining in. This And I Am Telling You, plus performances 70 kids between the ages of six and 11 face nd your new favourite band. Fridays
weeks rst episode is all about age, and, from the casts of the stage musicals some big issues while cameras pick up their entertainment comes from Kasabian,
from dinnerladies to Acorn Antiques, School Of Rock and Jesus Christ Superstar. every thought. They also comment on Goldfrapp, Thundercat, Spoon and
its full of great clips. Comedian Jason Manford hosts enjoy! domestic matters with a few home truths. Courtney Marie Andrews.
Tuesday, 9.30pm, BBC1 Tuesday, 8pm, ITV Thursday, 8pm, BBC2 Friday, 11pm, BBC2
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ISSUE 496 APRIL 8-14 2017 READ OUR Kayleigh has now moved in with her sister,
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and with a Hollywood heavyweight story really appealed to me as it was the
as executive producer and star, time period of my youth. As a black British
Guerrilla was always going to be a big deal. man who grew up in the 70s, I felt my
The creator is 12 Years A Slaves John voice could really complement Johns.
Ridley and the Hollywood star is Idris The main story follows young couple
Elba, in a six-part drama about the black Marcus (Babou Ceesay) and Jas (Freida
power movement in Britain. Pinto) as they experience injustice and
Its not a story thats been told before in prejudice that lead them to form a radical
this way, and Idris says that was part of underground cell. Idris plays Kent, Jass
the reason why he wanted to be involved. former lover, who doesnt believe in the
When we think about civil rights we direct action that Marcus and Jas take.
think about the Black Panthers in the US One of the things that attracted me
or Martin Luther King, he says. But in to this project was getting the chance to
England there was a smaller movement. It show a modern audience what it was
was far from easy to be black or Indian in like. We can all learn a lot from what our
1970s England but weve never seen that ancestors went through, says Idris.
story on British television. The opportunity Guerrilla, Thursday, 9pm,
to be a part of the development process Sky Atlantic

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or those of you who have been been around longer than it was first
missing Let It Shine and cant get time around.
enough of Gary Barlow on Saturday That might be because we are more
night telly, then your patience is about to
be rewarded.
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The slim-lined three-piece Take That are Wonderland wont be their only album or more than 30 years, weve been we would succeed and you would see
back for good with a show fans will never out in 2017 though, as they plan to
forget, playing their old hits and tracks release a Greatest Hits album later watching the horse racing on a hand or a face. To think that is going to
Channel 4, but not any more. be me is utterly surreal but exciting.
from their new album Wonderland in an in the year to celebrate the bands ITV is the new home for all the action The Grand National is famous as the
ITV special, An Evening With Take That. 25th anniversary.
We are really looking forward to Gary says: Weve had two record and the iconic Aintree race will be race that everyone watches whether
broadcast live from 2pm this Saturday. theyre horse racing fans or not, and
performing material from our new album labels in our time and I know they are
Wonderland, some of it for the first time, talking about doing some kind of Former Sky Sports frontman Ed Ed says that its got all the ingredients.
Chamberlin is the man in charge, and he It appeals to the entire nation for a
says Gary. But a Take That special would commemorative box set of all the music
not be the same without a few classics around this Christmas. But we can says that while he may be famous for his number of reasons really, he says. It is
football work, racing is all hes ever really the ultimate test of horse and jockey, it
also thrown into the mix. definitely say there are no plans to tour. wanted to do. is spectacular. We love things that unite
Back in their 1990s heyday, Gary, But will they be around for another
Mark Owen, Robbie Williams, Jason 25 years? Howard isnt offering I always thought in the back of my everybody and the Grand National has
mind Id love to work in racing but I never that magic, it really does.
Orange and Howard Donald ruled the any promises. thought it would happen, he says. I Its also the day when lots of people
world as Europes biggest band. They split It feels no more permanent than it ever
soon after Robbie quit in 1995. However, did, he says. Maybe some people look never thought in a million years Id present have a flutter on the winner, so surely
a Grand National. On those trips to Aintree Eds got a hot tip? The horse I would love
when they reformed without Robbie in in and think well, theyre all right forever
2006, the ended up becoming bigger now but it never feels like that and maybe as a boy you would set the video to record to see win is called One For Arthur, he
BBC1 with Des Lynam and then youd try reveals. I think hes got a great chance.
than ever. Robbie eventually rejoined in it never will. and get on the telly standing behind him. The Grand National Festival,
2010 for a one-off album, then Jason An Evening With Take That,
We did it year after year and every year Saturday, 2pm, ITV
left in 2014. These days, the band has Saturday, 8.30pm, ITV

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SOAp CHAt toyah and Peter
are in for a surprise
SOAPS
Coronation street
Mon, wed, Fri, itv
peters pulled in by the police
after chloe points the finger
The mystery of who pushed Ken down the
stairs deepens this week when Peter is hauled
in by police for questioning. He and Toyah are
on their way to a fertility clinic when it happens
and at the station, he learns Chloe has accused
him of attacking her the night before the fall. Now
hes got to prove shes as mad as a March hare.
Meanwhile, Michelle is back on the Street
after her stay with Carla. She apologises to
Robert for treating him badly before she left and
he surprises her by offering her a managers job
at the bistro. Then Steve turns up begging her
to go with him to marriage counselling. Robert
encourages her to go, but its clear hes still
secretly harbouring feelings for her.
Elsewhere, Maria tries to make Aidan
kyM Marsh REVEALS WHY jealous by flirting with David, who winds his
HER CORRIE CHARACtER mum up by telling her that Marias pregnant.
Also this week, Rosie and Sophie threaten
MICHELLE StILL HASNt a photographer and force him to hand over
FORGIVEN HER HubbY StEVE the details of the online troll who posted
Sallys obituary in the paper.
how is MiChelle Feeling when
she returns FroM her holiday?
Going to see Carla has done her a lot of
good given the place that Michelle was in.
She had just tried to seduce Nick and it all
went wrong. She had been horrible to Robert.
She had really just lost the plot! She needed
some time to go away and sort her head,
and now shes not as crazy as she was. the police take Marias pregnancy is used rosie and sophie
Peter to the station by david to wind up gail confront the snapper
Can she CoPe with living on
the saMe street as steve, leanne
and oliver?
She doesnt really have a choice. She could
move away, but I dont think shed let them
drive her away from her home with her
family and friends. She is very stubborn
and she will dig her heels in. But she isnt
about to let bygones be bygones, either.
steve is desPerate For theM to
go to Marriage Counselling,
But is there any way BaCk?
Steves got a nerve! She makes it clear
she thinks that, too. Her knee-jerk reaction stacey tries to make everyone gathers liam locks
is to say get lost then he turns round and amends with Michelle for ashleys funeral up esther
says she is wearing her wedding ring and
she is confused herself as to why she has eastenders eMMerdale hollyoaks
done that. She still remembers what they
had before and wants a normal life again. Mon, tue, thu, Fri, BBC1 weekdays, itv weekdays, Channel 4
When Robert says maybe they should give
it a go, she is very confused.
michelle is in martins bad ashleys funeral brings more livid liam kidnaps esther
how does MiChelle truly Feel books can they turn a page? heartbreak to the village and demands a ransom
aBout roBert? Its been 13 years since Mark Fowler died and After Ashleys death last week, its time for his The week doesnt get off to a great start for
She realises he just wants her to be happy. on his anniversary, Michelle is finding it tough. funeral. Bernice is worrying how their daughter Liam, whos grieving for Eva and gets angry
Hes never been selfish, never tried his luck It also doesnt help that her brother Martin is Gabby is coping and when the day arrives, both when he sees how happy Grace is. So he
in fact just the opposite. She does start still holding a grudge against her for the whole Laurel and Harriet arent finding it easy. Gabbys calls DS Thorpe for an update on his latest
to wonder if she has feelings for Robert. Preston and Bex affair. Michelle tries to make still angry with her mum, too, as she didnt get plan for revenge. Later, Liam goes to the garage
amends with Martin but hes having none of to see her dad just before he died. to look for the gun that Grace shot him with, but
what does she Make oF his it. Step forward Stacey, who tries to bring the Meanwhile, Cain gives Harriet a shoulder Warren catches him and Liam asks for his help.
oFFer to work at the Bistro? two together by inviting her sister-in-law over to cry on, but has he got an ulterior motive? Then Esther is terrified when Liam locks her
She knows he has no agenda and he to dinner. But will it work? Because the next day, she catches him red in a container and leaves her there.
just wants to take care of her, so the job Meanwhile, Carmel wants her relationship handed stashing stolen merchandise in the Later in the week, Grace is growing
is perfect for her. It would give her a real with Stacey to improve, but Stacey still has church! He tries to distract her by snogging increasingly worried about missing Esther
helping hand, with the bonus of being in a bee in her bonnet and refuses to let her see her, but will she fall for it? and accuses Kim of kidnapping her. But
competition with the Rovers. Arthur. Max tries to talk her around, but will Elsewhere, Aaron and Robert seem back Liam demands 50,000 from Grace if
he have any luck? Later, Whitney and Johnny on track but their happiness doesnt last for she ever wants to see her again. Grace
iF you were MiChelles Friend, ask Abi for advice with Lady Di and when Tina long when they hear some shocking news asks Warren for a loan and makes a deal
what adviCe would you give her? returns to The Vic, the trio throw themselves about Rebecca. When Ross realises Robert to give him The Loft if he doesnt get his
I would tell her not to go for the marriage into thinking of ideas to boost business. really doesnt want the news spreading, he money back by the end of the day.
guidance counselling hes had enough Also this week, Lauren talks Whitney into takes the opportunity to blackmail him. Meanwhile, when Courtney encourages
chances to prove that he loves her and a night out, much to the annoyance of Steven. Also, Faith and Rishi have a night out at the Nancy to attend an MS support group, Nancy
wants to be with her. He had opportunities He has no idea who she plans to meet while Woolpack and all goes well until they head to is shocked when she bumps into her first
to tell her the truth about Leanne and this they are out. the farm. Rishi tries to kiss her but leaves when boyfriend Kyle played by former Corrie
was the ultimate betrayal. Elsewhere, Martin catches Bex busking Faith tells him about her double mastectomy. star Adam Rickitt. And theres a hint of
with Shakil and orders her back to work. And Finn is back from his trip to Australia. a spark as they reminisce about old times.
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WaleS 5.30 Dads Army 6.00 The Repair Shop rTe1 6.25 Teleshopping 6.55 Shopping from Home 7.10 The Doctors 8.05 Mayday 8.55 Keeping Up Appearances 9.25 Who Do You Think You Are? 10.40 Father Brown 11.40 Best
of Today with Maura and Dith 12.45 European Parliament Report 1.15 News 1.25 At Your Service 1.55 Big Week on the Farm 3.00 The Wonder of Animals 4.00 Nuacht 4.10 Dragons Den 5.15 FIlM: The Smurfs (2011)
7.40 Winning Streak 8.45 RT News, Weather 9.15 All Round to Mrs Browns 10.25 The Ray DArcy Show 11.40 Brendan OConnors Cutting Edge 12.50 FIlM: DOA (1988) 2.35 As Time Goes By 3.05 Just Shoot Me! 3.30 Just
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saturday
OVER ON DIGITAL ONES TO wATCh... 8 april
6.00 Teleshopping 8.00 8 Simple Rules 8.45 My
5STAR Wife and Kids 12.20 FILM: Labyrinth (1986)
Fantasy adventure. 2.25 FILM: Youve Got Mail (1998) Romantic
comedy. 4.50 FILM: Zookeeper (2011) Comedy. 6.55 FILM: Jackie Chans
The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) Martial arts adventure, starring Jet Li.
9.00 FILM: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) Fantasy adventure,
with Gemma Arterton. 10.45 FILM: A Lonely Place to Die (2011)
Thriller, starring Melissa George. 12.50 When Kids Kill: Predator Online

6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Catch a Contractor


5USA 9.25 FILM: Garage Sale Mystery (2013) Crime
drama. 11.10 CSI: NY 12.05 FILM: Columbo: Troubled Waters (1975)
Detective drama, with Peter Falk. 2.15 NCIS 7.10 FILM: Garage Sale
Mystery II: All That Glitters (2014) Crime drama, with Lori Loughlin.
9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 Law & Order:
Special Victims Unit 12.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 1.00 Law
& Order: Special Victims Unit 2.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

6.00 Youve Been Framed! Gold 6.20 Emmerdale


ITV2 8.50 Coronation Street 11.15 Ant & Decs
Saturday Night Takeaway 12.45 Britains Got Talent: Stephens Top 10
Unbelivable Talents 1.45 Youve Been Framed! Gold 2.15 Hairspray Live!
4.45 FILM: The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) Family
comedy sequel, starring Anne Hathaway. 7.00 Scorpion 8.00 FILM:
Burlesque (2010) Musical drama, starring Cher. 10.35 Celebrity Juice
11.15 Family Guy 12.40 American Dad! 1.40 The Cleveland Show

6.00 Hawaii Five-0 7.45 Monkey Business 8.15


SKY1 Game Changers 8.45 The Fantasy Football Club
9.45 Soccer AM 11.30 Live Premier League 12.30 The F1 Show 1.00 Wild
Things 2.00 Modern Family 2.30 Modern Family 3.00 Gillette Soccer
Saturday 5.15 Supergirl 6.10 The Flash 7.05 MacGyver 8.00 FILM:
Godzilla (1998) Monster adventure remake, starring Matthew
Broderick. 10.40 The Simpsons 11.10 NCIS: Los Angeles 12.10 A League
of Their Own: Unseen 1.10 DCs Legends of Tomorrow 2.05 Police 10/7

SKY ATLANTIC 6.00 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 8.00


Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 10.00 The West
Ant & Decs Saturday Night Takeaway
Wing 12.00 The West Wing 2.00 Cold Case 3.00 Cold Case 4.00 House 7pm, ITV
5.00 House 6.00 Becoming Warren Buffett 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Game
of Thrones 10.00 Game of Thrones 11.00 Last Week Tonight with John
Lets Get Ready To Rhumble because, after seven tuning in. But we wont have time to miss the lovable
Oliver 11.35 Real Time with Bill Maher 12.45 FILM: Manhunt (2013) weeks, Ant and Dec are taking away their Takeaway. duo for long. In fact, youll have about seven days
Documentary about CIA investigations into al-Qaida. 2.45 Silicon Valley
3.20 Banshee 4.15 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer Their entertainment show is, as ever, frustratingly too because guess whats back to keep your Saturday
short and, tonight, it comes to an end for another year. nights occupied for the next couple of months? Its
11.00 Catch That Kid (2004) Comedy adventure
FILM4 1.00 Ferris Buellers Day Off (1986) Comedy. The Geordies and their never-ending supply of Britains Got Talent! Yes, for an 11th series, the barking
3.05 Dragonball Evolution (2009) Fantasy adventure. 4.45 Tooth Fairy
(2010) Family comedy, starring Dwayne Johnson. 6.55 Tower Heist celebrity guests are all set to goodbye for a while. Year mad variety show returns with another bunch of
(2011) Crime comedy, with Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy. 9.00 The
Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2012) Romantic fantasy sequel,
after year, the show is a ratings winner and with talented and talentless hopefuls, all aiming to follow
with Kristen Stewart. 11.15 An American Werewolf in London (1981) virtually no competition over on BBC1, its no wonder in the footsteps of last years winner, magician
Horror comedy, with David Naughton. 1.15 Isolation (2005) Horror.
viewing figures have almost topped the eight million Richard Jones. Then once that ends, there will be more
SKY LIVING 6.00 Border Security: Canadas Front Line 8.00 mark. To put that into perspective, it means only Call of Ant and Dec later in the year when Im A Celebrity
Monkey Life 11.00 Americas Next Top Model
12.00 The Biggest Loser USA 2.00 UK Border Force 3.00 CSI: Crime Scene The Midwife and Broadchurch have more people Get Me Out Of Here! returns in November.
Investigation 4.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 5.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation 6.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation 8.00 Bones 9.00 Criminal Minds 10.00 Criminal Minds
11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00 The Catch 1.00 Criminal Minds 2.00 Criminal
Minds 3.00 Nashville 4.00 Stop, Search, Seize 5.00 UK Border Force

6.00 Rude(ish) Tube 6.45 How I Met Your


E4 Mother 7.35 Baby Daddy 8.30 Black-ish 9.00
Made in Chelsea 10.00 FILM: Clueless (1995) Comedy, starring Alicia
Silverstone. 12.00 Melissa & Joey 2.30 The Goldbergs 5.00 The Big Bang

500K
Theory 8.30 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 FILM: Transporter 2 (2005) FILM OF THE DAY
Action thriller sequel. 10.45 Gogglebox 11.50 Gogglebox 12.55 Rude
Tube: Heroes and Villains 2.00 Naked Attraction 2.55 Marvels Agents
of SHIELD 3.40 The Goldbergs 4.00 Baby Daddy 4.20 Baby Daddy
Battleship
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8pm, Channel 4
CBS ACTION 6.00 Teleshopping 8.30 The Key of David 9.00
NCIS 10.00 NCIS 11.00 NCIS 12.00 NCIS 1.00
Youd be forgiven for thinking this
NCIS 2.00 Touched by an Angel 3.00 Touched by an Angel 4.00 Dr Quinn:
Medicine Woman 5.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00 Bonanza 7.00 can be won every week is basically Transformers in the
water. Its actually not quite as
Bonanza 8.00 The High Chaparral 9.00 CSI: Miami 10.00 CSI: Miami
11.00 CSI: Miami 12.00 CSI: Miami 1.00 CSI: Miami 2.00 FILM: Dr Quinn,
Medicine Woman: The Heart Within (2001) Frontier drama, with
Thats 5 draws per week each with up to 100K jackpot good as that, although the special
Jane Seymour. 3.40 The High Chaparral 4.30 The High Chaparral Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday & Saturday effects are rather awesome. Its
6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 9.55 Judge the story of an alien invasion with a
CBS REALITY Judy Still only
10.45 Judge Judy 11.35 Judge Judy 12.25 love interest thrown in, but thats

1 Play Now
Judge Judy 1.15 Judge Judy 2.05 Judge Judy 3.00 Donal MacIntyre:
Unsolved 4.00 Donal MacIntyre: Unsolved 5.00 Its a Miracle with Roma Thats half the about 30 minutes too long. Taylor
Downey 6.00 Its a Miracle with Roma Downey 7.00 Hoarders 8.00 price of Lotto!
Hoarders 9.00 Death Row Stories 10.00 Death Row Stories 11.00 Teens #Everybody Wins Kitsch and Liam Neeson star, and
Who Kill 12.00 Encounters with Evil 1.00 Worlds Wildest Police Videos
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BBC1
6.00 Breakfast 7.30 Match of the Day.
BBC2
6.05 The Beechgrove Garden 6.35
ITV
6.00 CITV 7.30 Scrambled! Scrambled!
Channel 4 Channel 5
6.15 The King of Queens (R) 6.40 The 6.00 Milkshake! 9.55 Teenage Mutant
Including highlights of Bournemouth v Around the World in 80 Gardens (R) 7.35 Two hours of childrens fun. 7.35 King of Queens (R) 7.05 The King of Ninja Turtles (R) 10.30 Football on 5:
Chelsea. (R) 9.00 The Andrew Marr Gardeners World (R) 8.05 Countryfile Scrambled! Mr Bean: The Animated Queens (R) 7.30 Everybody Loves The Championship. Highlights of
Show 10.00 The Big Questions. (R) 9.15 Saturday Kitchen Best Bites Series (R) 7.50 Scrambled! Ultimate Raymond (R) 8.00 Everybody Loves Sheffield Wednesday v Newcastle
Religious and ethical debates from 10.45 Triathlon World Series Highlights. Spider-Man: Web Warriors 8.20 Raymond (R) 8.30 Frasier (R) 9.00 Frasier United. (R) 11.25 Football on 5: Goal
Netherhall School, Cambridge. 11.00 The ITU World Triathlon Series event Scrambled! Horrid Henry (R) 8.45 (R) 9.30 Sunday Brunch 12.30 The Rush. Goals from the weekends
Wanted Down Under. UK families from Gold Coast, Queensland. 12.15 Scrambled! Teen Titans Go! 9.05 Simpsons. Sideshow Bob hypnotises games in Leagues One and Two. (R)
sample life in Australia or New MOTD2 Extra. Mark Chapman presents Scrambled! Adventure Time (R) 9.25 ITV Bart. (R) 12.55 The Simpsons. With the 11.55 The Gadget Show (R) 12.55
Zealand. 12.00 Bargain Hunt (R) 1.00 football discussion with a line-up of News 9.30 Countrywise: Guide to Britain voices of N Sync. (R) 1.25 Gogglesprogs. Toddlers Make You Laugh Out Loud (R)
BBC News, Weather 1.15 Homes Under guests, focusing on the headlines from (R) 10.00 Secret Dealers (R) 11.00 Wild Young TV viewers appraise recent 1.50 FIlM: Free Birds (2013) Premiere.
the Hammer (R) 2.15 Countryfile yesterdays matches and news ahead of Australia with Ray Mears (R) 11.30 ITV television programmes. (R) 2.30 Formula Animated comedy, with the voice of
Spring Diaries (R) 3.00 Flog It! Making a todays fixtures. 1.00-6.30 Live Davis News, Weather 11.40 Whos Doing the 1 Chinese Grand Prix Highlights. Action Owen Wilson. 3.30 5 News Weekend
profit at auction. (R) 4.00 Escape to the Cup Tennis. France v Great Britain. Sue Dishes? (R) 12.45 The Chase (R) 1.45 FIlM: from the second race of the season. 3.35 FIlM: Fools Gold (2008) Romantic
Country. Sonali Shah joins a couple in Barker introduces coverage of the third Goldfinger (1964) Spy adventure, 4.45-6.35 FIlM: The Boxtrolls (2014) comedy adventure, starring Matthew
Dorset. (R) 5.00 Songs of Praise. Josie day of the World Group quarter-final, starring Sir Sean Connery, Gert Frobe Premiere. A boy raised by trolls tries to McConaughey, Kate Hudson and
DArby presents the show from the featuring the concluding two singles and Honor Blackman. 3.55 An Evening prove the creatures are nothing to be Donald Sutherland. Includes 5 News
Yorkshire Dales. 5.35-6.35 Galapagos. rubbers at the Kindarena in Rouen. This with Take That. A performance by the afraid of. Stop-motion animated Update at 4.35pm. 5.45-8.00 FIlM: PS I
Liz Bonnin joins a research expedition fixture features the two nations that pop group. (R) 5.00-6.00 Little Big Shots. fantasy, featuring the voices of Isaac Love You (2007) Romantic drama,
across the volcanic archipelago. (R) just missed out on last years final. Dawn French hosts the variety show. (R) Hempstead Wright and Elle Fanning. with Hilary Swank and Gerard Butler.

6.00 Local News, Weather


6.10 ITV News, Weather
6 6.35 BBC News, Weather 6.30 Golf: The Masters Live 6.30 Harry Hills Alien Fun 6.35 Channel 4 News
Hazel Irvine introduces coverage Capsule Two teams are tasked A round-up of the latest national
6.50 Local News, Weather of the fourth day from the with saving planet Earth. (R) and international headlines.
Augusta National in Georgia, as
7.00 Countryfile the opening Major of the year 7.00 Five Gold Rings 7.00 Kevin McClouds Escape to
The team are in Holderness in concludes. Holder Jordan Spieth Gameshow, hosted by Phillip the Wild The Grand Designs
the east Riding of Yorkshire, of America held the lead going Schofield, in which a couple presenter meets people who
7 where Matt Baker and Anita
Rani visit a newly formed island
into this stage in 2016, but
Englands Danny Willett came
takes on two friends to answer
visual questions by placing rings
have quit the rat race to live
simpler lives, beginning with a
and John Craven meets a back from five shots down at the on an LED floor. Viewers can play British family who have
photographer on Sunk Island. start of the final day, carding an along by using the series app. relocated to a desert island. (R)
impressive five-under-par 67 to
8.00 Antiques Roadshow win his maiden Major. Spieth pICk 8.00 Vera 8.00 Spying on the Royals 8.00 Playful Pups Make You
Fiona Bruce presents the show eventually finished in second A body is found buried on the The conclusion of the two-part Laugh Out Loud Internet videos
from Pembroke Castle in South place alongside Willetts Northumberland moors which documentary about surveillance featuring a succession of
8 Wales, where objects up for
vaulation include photographs
compatriot Lee Westwood on a
day that was also notable for
could be a missing teenager from
the nearby rural community
on Edward VIII and Wallis
Simpson, revealing how US spies
lovable puppies doing bizarre
and humorous things.
charting the last days of the Shane Lowry, Davis Love III, and of Brindale. The girl had monitored the former king
Russian royal family. Louis Oosthuizen all making disappeared six weeks following his abdication. 8.55 5 News Weekend
hole-in-ones on the 16th. The previously and Vera has to break
pICk 9.00 Line of Duty commentary team includes the news to her devastated pICk 9.00 Homeland 9.00 When Chat Shows Go
Kate is approached by a woman Peter Alliss, Ken Brown, Paul family. However, the realisation Keane and Saul join forces to Horribly Wrong Gloria Hunniford
assaulted by Michael, while Azinger and Andrew Cotter. that she died so close to home shut down the campaign of narrates a compilation of talk
9 Steve challenges Rozs husband
to vouch for her whereabouts
rather than at a music festival as
originally thought creates
disinformation, and things come
to a head for Carrie and Quinn.
show disasters. The programme
features Eamonn Holmes
on the night Tim Ifield went mounting tension among her Meanwhile, Max is detained by infamous interview with a
missing. See Ones To Watch. neighbours. See Ones To Watch. Dar. See Ones To Watch. monosyllabic David Blaine, Spike
Milligan causing mayhem on
10.00 BBC News, Weather 10.00 ITV News, Weather 10.05 Gogglebox Wogan, Joan Rivers launching
The popular armchair critics into a rant at guest Brigitte
10.20 Local News, Weather 10.20 Lethal Weapon share their opinions on what Nielsen, plus Katrina Buchanan
10 10.30 Match of the Day 2 Riggs and Murtaugh investigate
a case surrounding the murder of
they have been watching during
the week. The programme
enduring a succession of
technical issues while appearing
Mark Chapman reviews the a young model and soon uncover captures their reactions from the on a live Irish chat show.
latest Premier League action, a vicious secret behind the comfort of their own homes. (R)
featuring Sunderland v locked mansion gates of one of
Manchester United at the LAs wealthiest families. (R) 11.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does
Stadium of Light and Everton v Countdown Jimmy Carr hosts
Leicester City at Goodison Park. 11.15 The Nightly Show Best the words and numbers quiz,
11 11.30 Im Different: Let Me
Drive The stories of two learner
Bits Highlights of the sixth week
of the entertainment show.
with Lee Mack and Catherine
Tate taking on Sean Lock and
drivers from contrasting ends 11.45 Premiership Rugby Union Miles Jupp, and John Cooper
of the autistic spectrum. Highlights of the latest Clarke in Dictionary Corner. (R)
top-flight matches, including
12.00 FIlM: The Tempest (2010)
12.05-6.00 BBC News. The latest
Shakespearean fantasy, starring Helen Wasps v Northampton and 12.05 FIlM: The Guard (2011) Comedy 12.05 One Night With My Ex (R) 1.00
national and international headlines. Saracens v Harlequins. thriller. 1.50 Great British Buildings: SuperCasino 3.10 Law & Order: Criminal

12
Mirren and Felicity Jones. See Film Of Restoration of the Year (R) 2.45 Isis and Intent (R) 4.00 Criminals: Caught on
The Day. 1.40 Sign Zone: Question Time 12.40 Jackpot247 2.30 British Superbike the Battle for Iraq (R) 3.40 Unreported Camera (R) 4.50 House Doctor (R) 5.15
(R) 2.40 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) Championship Highlights 3.20 The Cube World (R) 4.05 Building the Dream Wildlife SOS (R) 5.40 Angels of Jarm (R)
3.40-6.00 This Is BBC Two. Previews of (R) 4.10 ITV Nightscreen. Information. 5.05-6.00 Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (R) 5.50-6.00 Roary the Racing Car (R)
upcoming programmes on the channel. 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R)
WesT 6.00 ITV News West Country, Weather Wales 11.00 Newsweek Wales sTV 6.00 STV News, Weather 12.40 Teleshopping 1.40 Britain As Seen on ITV 2.05 ITV Nightscreen
n regIonal VarIaTIons: 4.40 The Cube 5.30 Teleshopping UTV 12.40 Teleshopping 2.10 ITV Nightscreen WesTCoUnTry 6.00 ITV News West Country, Weather BBC1 sCoTland 3.00 River City 10.30 Sportscene
11.30 Match of the Day 2 12.30 Im Different: Let Me Drive 1.05 BBC News BBC2 Wales 6.30 Scrum V Sunday 7.15 Golf: The Masters Live rTe1 6.00 Teleshopping 7.45 Holby City 8.55 Casualty. Followed by RT News 10.05
The Black Adder 10.30 Today Show Bites 11.00 Mass 12.00 The Week in Politics 1.00 RT News 1.10 Winning Streak 2.10 Only Fools and Horses 2.40 What Are You Eating? 3.10 Wallace & Gromit: A Grand Day Out 3.35
Growing Up Wild: Natural World 4.35 Nuacht 4.45 Irelands Fittest Family 5.50 Unplug and Connect A Message For Passover 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 RT News 6.30 The Zoo 7.00 The Best of Big Week on the Farm 8.00
Fair City 8.30 At Your Service 9.00 RT News 9.30 Dragons Den 10.35 The Meaning of Life with Gay Byrne 11.25 The Week in Politics 12.30 European Parliament Report 1.00 The Ray DArcy Show 2.15 Criminal Minds
3.00 American Crime 3.45 2point4 Children s4C 6.00 Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw 8.55 Pen-Blwydd Pwy? 9.00 Clwb Rygbi 11.20 Dal Ati: Dal Ati: Bore Da 12.15 Dal Ati: Dal Ati 1.10 Rownd a Rownd 1.35 Rownd a Rownd 2.00
Pobol y Rhondda 2.30 Cymryr Cant 3.00 Rygbi Pawb 4.00 Sgorio 6.20 Newyddion S4C ar Tywydd 6.30 Ffeinal Cr Cymru 2017 9.00 35 Diwrnod 10.00 Clwb2 10.45 Y Ditectif 11.15 Aled Jones: Fy Nhaith Glasurol
sunday
OVER ON DIGITAL ONES TO wATCH... 9 april
5.00 Teleshopping 8.00 Dance Moms 8.45 8
5STAR Simple Rules 9.40 8 Simple Rules 10.05 My
Wife and Kids 4.00 Cant Pay? Well Take It Away 5.00 Cant Pay? Well
Take It Away 6.00 Cant Pay Special: Big Family Bust Up 7.00 Cant Pay
Special: Secrets and Lies 8.00 On Benefits: Breadline Brummies 9.00 On
Benefits: Cash-Strapped Couples 10.00 Rich House, Poor House 11.00
Dont Tell the Doctor 12.00 Sex Pod 1.00 Emerald City 2.00 American
Horror Story: Asylum 2.55 Top 20 Funniest 3.35 That 70s Show

6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10 CSI: NY


5USA 11.50 FILM: Columbo: Forgotten Lady (1975)
Crime drama, starring Peter Falk. 1.50 FILM: Columbo: Identity Crisis
(1975) Crime drama, starring Peter Falk. 3.55 FILM: Columbo: Last
Salute to the Commodore (1976) Crime drama, starring Peter Falk. 6.00
NCIS: Los Angeles 8.00 NCIS 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 10.00
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
12.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 4.00 Teleshopping. Home retail.

6.00 The Hot Desk: Emma Willis 6.10


ITV2 Emmerdale 9.00 Coronation Street 11.30 Ant
& Decs Saturday Night Takeaway 1.00 2Awesome 1.05 2Awesome:
Guidance 1.40 2Awesome: Fame High 2.00 2Awesome: LA Story 2.10
2Awesome: Side Effects 2.40 Mr Bean 3.50 FILM: Liar Liar (1997)
Comedy. 5.35 FILM: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(2001) Fantasy adventure. 9.00 FILM: Horrible Bosses (2011) Comedy.
11.05 Family Guy 12.30 American Dad! 1.25 The Vampire Diaries

6.00 Hour of Power 7.00 Futurama 9.30


SKY1 Supergirl 10.30 The Flash 11.30 WWE Raw Hlts
12.30 Live Nissan Super Sunday 1.30 Modern Family 6.00 The Simpsons
6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 The Simpsons 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Wild
Things 9.00 Hawaii Five-0 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. One of the agents is
held in an unknown location and tortured by the mole. 11.00 MacGyver
12.00 The Blacklist: Redemption 1.00 Arrow 2.00 Police 10/7 2.30 Police
10/7 3.00 Police 10/7 3.25 Police 10/7 3.50 Police 10/7 4.15 Police 10/7

SKY ATLANTIC 6.00 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 8.00


Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 9.00 The West
Vera
Wing 11.00 The West Wing 1.00 The West Wing 2.00 House 4.00 Blue 8pm, ITV
Bloods 6.00 Blue Bloods 7.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 Blue Bloods 9.00 Big
Little Lies 10.05 Real Time with Bill Maher 11.15 The Trip to Spain
Shes off! After four weeks of investigating all sorts what happened to her. They reveal that young Mia left
11.55 The Circus: Inside The Biggest Story On Earth 12.30 Billions 1.40 of murders, grumpy DCI Vera Stanhope is packing the familys farm against their wishes to go to the
Westworld 2.55 Banshee 4.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher
Meyer 5.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer away her raincoat and hat for another year as this Eastbury music festival. However, she never returned,
series comes to an end. Tonight, its the stark cold sending them all into a panic. As the investigation
11.00 The Black Shield of Falworth (1954)
FILM4 Swashbuckling adventure. 1.00 Cutthroat Northumberland moors that are the location for a progresses, tension mounts within the tight-knit
Island (1995) Swashbuckling adventure, starring Geena Davis. 3.25
Avatar (2009) Sci-fi adventure, starring Sam Worthington. 6.35 Speed body which is found when surveyors make the community of Brindale, as its residents talk among
2: Cruise Control (1997) Action thriller sequel, starring Sandra Bullock.
9.00 The Other Woman (2014) Comedy, starring Cameron Diaz. 11.10
discovery under the soil. At the scene, investigators themselves about the identity of who could have
Extract (2010) Comedy, starring Jason Bateman. 12.55 The Insider assume that it is the body of local teenager, Mia killed Mia. Her body was found close to home, so it is
(1999) Fact-based drama, starring Al Pacino and Russell Crowe.
Hinkin, who disappeared six weeks ago. Its up to our up to Vera to retrace the vulnerable young womans
SKY LIVING 6.00 Border Security: Canadas Front Line 8.00 Vera to deliver the terrible news to the gutted family footsteps from her isolated rural life in order to track
Sportswomen 9.00 Nothing to Declare 1.00 The
Biggest Loser USA 2.00 UK Border Force 3.00 UK Border Force 4.00 UK who are understandably desperate for answers as to down her murderer and solve the case.
Border Force 5.00 The Biggest Loser USA 7.00 Americas Next Top
Model 8.00 Shades of Blue 9.00 Criminal Minds 10.00 Bones. The team
searches for evidence to track down Kovac. 11.00 Elementary 12.00
Criminal Minds 1.00 Criminal Minds 1.50 Criminal Minds 2.40 Nashville
3.30 Madam Secretary 4.20 Stop, Search, Seize 5.10 UK Border Force

6.00 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 6.35 Couples Come


E4 Dine with Me 8.30 Hollyoaks 11.00 Made in
Chelsea 12.00 The Goldbergs 1.00 Black-ish 1.30 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
2.30 FILM: Evolution (2001) Sci-fi comedy, with David Duchovny.
4.35 The Big Bang Theory 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 8.30 The Big Bang
FILM OF THE DAY
Theory 9.00 Marvels Agents of SHIELD 10.00 Tattoo Fixers 11.00
E4s Tattoo Artist of the Year 12.05 Celebrity First Dates 1.10
Naked Attraction 2.15 Bizarre ER 3.00 Marvels Agents of SHIELD
Line of Duty Homeland The Tempest
9pm, BBC1 9pm, Channel 4 12midnight, BBC2
CBS ACTION 6.00 Teleshopping 8.30 Tomorrows World 9.00
Diagnosis Murder 11.00 Diagnosis Murder
The best detective drama on the There is just one episode left after Theres an all-star cast in this
12.00 Diagnosis Murder 1.00 Diagnosis Murder 2.00 Touched by an television by a country mile is still tonight for Carrie and Co to wrap Shakespeare adaptation. Helen
Angel 3.00 Touched by an Angel 4.00 Dr Quinn: Medicine Woman 5.00 Dr
Quinn: Medicine Woman 6.00 Comanche Moon 8.00 The High Chaparral rattling along at a fair old pace things up. But after a very slow Mirren, Felicity Jones and Djimon
9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles
12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.55 Ultimate Force as we reach the halfway mark start, can they do it in time? Keane Hounsou appear in the story of a
3.00 Ultimate Force 4.00 Thunder in Paradise 4.45 Thunder in Paradise tonight. And when new evidence and Saul forge an alliance to try noblewoman who is thrown out of
Teleshopping 7.30 Tomorrows World 8.00 comes to light, AC-12 step up their to close the campaign that has society and on to a remote island
CBS REALITY 6.00 The Key of David 8.30 The Lords Challenge 9.00
Judge Judy 5.00 Its a Miracle with Roma Downey 6.00 Its a Miracle
investigation into the case against been created in order to destroy because she has magic powers.
with Roma Downey 7.00 Hoarders 8.00 Hoarders 9.00 Encounters with alleged serial killer Michael Farmer. the President-elects reputation. Its a bad move because she
Evil. Explore the minds of the perpetrators of the worlds most
notorious crimes. 10.00 Teens Who Kill 11.00 Forensic Investigators Meanwhile, there is a new member Then at the flag house, theres a conjures up a storm that destroys
12.00 Forensic Investigators 1.00 Encounters with Evil 2.00 Teens Who
Kill 3.00 Teleshopping 4.00 Cops 4.25 Cops 4.45 Cops 5.10 Cops 5.35 Cops
of the team in the form of DC serious confrontation between a ship before getting her revenge
Jamie Desford. Carrie and Quinn. on the sailors.
BBC1
6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Animal Park Easter
BBC2
6.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets (R) 6.30 The
ITV
6.00 Good Morning Britain 8.30 Lorraine.
Channel 4 Channel 5
6.00 Countdown (R) 6.45 The King of 6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff
Special 10.00 Homes Under the Sheriffs Are Coming (R) 7.15 Money for Entertainment and fashion news. 9.25 Queens (R) 7.10 The King of Queens (R) 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors.
Hammer (R) 11.00 The Sheriffs Are Nothing (R) 8.00 Sign Zone: Antiques The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their 7.35 The King of Queens (R) 8.00 Patients include a former heroin
Coming 11.45 Fake Britain. The Roadshow (R) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire differences. (R) 10.30 This Morning. Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.35 user trying to wean himself off
imitation sunglasses that could 11.00 BBC Newsroom Live 1.00 Two Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.05 methadone. (R) 12.10 5 News
seriously harm your health. (R) 12.15 Tribes (R) 1.30 Holiday of My Lifetime present celebrity chat and lifestyle Frasier (R) 9.35 Frasier (R) 10.05 Lunchtime 12.15 Cant Pay? Well Take
Bargain Hunt. From the Westpoint with Len Goodman (R) 2.00 Who Do You features, including a look at the stories Undercover Boss USA (R) 11.05 It Away. Agents chase more than
Arena in Exeter. 1.00 BBC News at One, Think You Are? Sheridan Smith searches making the newspaper headlines and Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 1,700 in unpaid parking fines in
Weather 1.30 Local News, Weather for the roots of her familys musical a recipe in the kitchen. 12.30 Loose 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 south-east London. (R) 1.15 Home and
1.45 Doctors. Part one of two. 2.15 The talents. (R) 3.00 More Creatures Great Women. With Melinda Messenger. Vet on the Hill. New series 1.05 Posh Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.20 NCIS. The
Code. Quiz, hosted by Matt Allwright. and Small. Vet Ian performs a dangerous 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News 1.55 Local Pawn. A suit of armour and matching Secretary of the Navys daughter is
3.00 Escape to the Country. A couple operation on a rescue dog. (R) 3.30 News, Weather 2.00 Judge Rinder. horse arrive at Hatton Garden. (R) 2.10 kidnapped. (R) 3.15 FIlM: Damaged
with a budget of 450,000 look for a Natural World: Empire of the Desert Real-life cases in a studio courtroom. Countdown. With Nicki Chapman in (2014) A teachers life is turned upside
home in Somerset. (R) 3.45 Money for Ants. Documentary following a honey 3.00 Chopping Block. Three more Dictionary Corner. 3.00 Fifteen to down when a new student moves into
Nothing. Sarah Moore reclaims three ant queens rise to dominance. (R) couples attend the residential cookery One 4.00 French Collection. Three the area and they develop a mutual
items from a Walsall recycling centre. 4.15 Attenborough and the Giant school. 3.59 Local Weather 4.00 Tipping contestants buy items to upcycle attraction for each other. Thriller,
4.30 Flog It! From Layer Marney Tower Egg. Sir David Attenborough returns to Point. Gameshow, hosted by Ben from a market in Toulouse. 5.00-6.00 starring Chris Klein. 5.00 5 News at 5
in rural Essex. (R) 5.15-6.00 Pointless. Madagascar 50 years after his first visit. Shephard. 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Couples Come Dine with Me. Three 5.30-6.00 Neighbours. Sonya demands
Quiz show, with Alexander Armstrong. (R) 5.15-6.00 Antiques Road Trip (R) Quiz show, hosted by Bradley Walsh. couples host dinner parties in Sheffield. that Toadie stay out of her life. (R)

6.00 BBC News at Six, Weather 6.00 Eggheads 6.00 Local News, Weather 6.00 The Simpsons 6.00 Home and Away
Catch up with all the headlines Quiz in which the winners of Homer heads to the Super Bowl. Alf unwittingly prevents the bait
from around the world. gameshows work as a team. 6.25 Party Election Broadcast With the voice of Dolly Parton. shop from being set on fire. (R)
6 6.30 Local News, Weather 6.30 The Repair Shop 6.30 ITV News, Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks 6.30 5 News Tonight, Weather
Experts restore family heirlooms Catch up with all the headlines Liams fury with Grace grows Round-up of the days headlines
6.55 Party Election Broadcast and treasured possessions. from around the world. and he has a plan for her friends. from around the world.

7.00 The One Show 7.00 Great American Railroad 7.00 Emmerdale 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.00 Moto GP: Argentina
Another mix of nationwide Journeys Michael Portillo Victoria seeks advice as she All the latest headlines. Highlights The MotoGP Grand
reports and studio-based chat. examines the history of the US hopes she might be pregnant. Prix of Argentina. Action
7 7.30 Fake Britain
rail network, using Appletons
General Guide to the United 7.30 Coronation Street
from the second round of the
season from the Autodromo
Matt Allwright exposes the States and Canada of Sally is horrified to read her Termas de Rio Hondo in
trade in fire blankets. 1879 to plot his course. own obituary in the paper. Santiago del Estero.
8.00 EastEnders 8.00 University Challenge 8.00 Devon and Cornwall Cops 8.00 Warship 8.00 Police Interceptors
Carmel attempts to build Jeremy Paxman asks the New series. Documentary Following the Royal Navys Officers come under attack from
bridges with Stacey. questions in the semi-final. following the work of police. HMS Ocean on a seven-month a gang of violent armed robbers,
8 8.30 Inside the Litter Police 8.30 Grand Tours of Scotland 8.30 Coronation Street
active deployment, beginning
in the Mediterranean with a
while Jon and Chris have their
work cut out catching up with a
Panorama Current affairs Paul Murton embarks on a trip Tim suggests Sally should three-week training course dangerous speeder. The Big Blue
report covering the headlines. from Fort William to Mallaig. step down from the council. for elite helicopter pilots. Van also responds to reports.
9.00 Peter Kays Car Share 9.00 Amazing Hotels: Life 9.00 Broadchurch 9.00 24 Hours in A&E pICk 9.00 Inside the Tube:
John has forgotten to post Beyond the Lobby Giles Coren The third and final series of Chris An eight-year-old is rushed in Going Underground Rob Bell
his grans birthday card. (R) and Monica Galetti work at Chibnalls crime drama set in a after being crushed by falling examines the history of the
9 9.30 Peter Kays Car Share
Giraffe Manor, where staff,
guests and wildlife co-exist in a
Dorset seaside town edges
toward its conclusion in the
bricks, a six-year-old arrives
with a metal washer stuck
Central Line, learning Banks
platforms are curved to
Kayleigh is forced to promote 1930s Scottish-style hunting penultimate episode. Starring on his finger and a play avoid the Bank of Englands
national jam week. (R) lodge at Nairobi National Park. David Tennant and Olivia Colman. specialist talks about her job. vaults. See Ones To Watch.
10.00 BBC News at Ten 10.00 QI 10.00 The Nightly Show with 10.00 Howd You Get So Rich? pICk 10.00 All New Traffic
Catch up with all the headlines Correctness and intelligence go Jason Manford The comedian Katherine Ryan meets a man Cops: Under Attack
from around the world. out of the window in this quiz. takes to the hot seat. who got rich from caravan parks Thieves towing a stolen
10 10.30 Local News, Weather 10.30 Newsnight, Weather 10.30 ITV News, Weather
and a motivational speaker who
made money helping others.
generator on one wheel along
town and country roads cause
10.45 All Round to Mrs Analysis of the days events, Catch up with all the headlines chaos, smashing a closed level
Browns Brendan OCarroll dons presented by Emily Maitlis. from around the world. 10.50 Britains Benefit Tenants crossing. See Ones To Watch.
Agnes famous cardigan and In South Yorkshire, two landlords
curlers for another instalment 11.00 Local News, Weather rush to the scene of a police raid, FIlM 11.00 Hummingbird
of the Saturday night chat where the occupant has a large (2013) A haunted soldier returns
show, with appearances 11.15 Second Chance Summer: 11.15 Tales from the Coast with cannabis factory running. to London from Afghanistan
11 by celebrity visitors. (R) Tuscany Documentary following
ten strangers at turning points
Robson Green The actor explores
the hidden coves and remote
Meanwhile, an agent evicts all
of his 160 benefit tenants. (R)
and assumes another mans
identity, hoping to make a
11.45 The Graham Norton in their lives who are brought islands of Pembrokeshire, and fresh start. He is drawn into
Show The host brings together together to run an Italian farm in meets up with former Soldier 11.50 Three Wives, One the citys criminal underworld,
another group of celebrity the foothills of Mount Amiata. Soldier co-star Jerome Flynn. (R) Husband The show focuses on where his skills prove valuable
guests for a mix of light- Melinda and Anazella, whose to the highest bidder. Crime
12.15 Versailles. When a protest halts 12.15 The Nightly Show with Jason
hearted chat and music. (R) construction at the palace, King Louis Manford. The comedian presents a lively
husband Jim recently died. (R) thriller, with Jason Statham.
12 12.35-6.00 BBC News. Catch up with all
the latest headlines. Plus, weather.
refuses to let Philippe help. Starring
George Blagden. (R) 1.10 Sign Zone:
Countryfile (R) 2.15 Sign Zone: Shop Well
mix of topical monologues and guests.
(R) 12.40 Jackpot247 3.00 The Jeremy
Kyle Show (R) 3.55 ITV Nightscreen
12.50 Tattoo Fixers 1.45 Gap Year
2.35 Troy: The Highwire 3.30 Mobil 1
The Grid (R) 3.55 Jamies Comfort
1.00 SuperCasino 3.10 Law & Order:
Criminal Intent 4.00 Criminals: Caught
for Less? (R) 3.10-6.00 This Is BBC Two 5.05-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) Food (R) 4.05 Building the Dream on Camera (R) 4.45 House Doctor (R)

Wales 8.00 Adrians Welsh Bites 11.15 Sharp End 11.45 Judge Rinders Crime Stories 12.15 Devon and Cornwall Cops sTV 1.15 After Midnight 1.45 1000 Heartbeats 2.35 ITV
n regIoNal VarIaTIoNs: Nightscreen 4.35 The Jeremy Kyle Show UTV 8.00 Paul and Nicks Big Canadian Food Trip 11.15 View from Stormont 11.45 Judge Rinders Crime Stories 12.15 Devon and
Cornwall Cops 12.40 Teleshopping BBC1 N IrelaNd 7.30 Home Ground 10.40 Keepin er Country 11.10 All Round to Mrs Browns 12.10 The Graham Norton Show 12.55 BBC News BBC2 N IrelaNd 10.00 An Focal Scoir 12.15
BBC News 12.30 BBC News rTe1 7.05 Teleshopping 7.35 Shopping from Home 7.50 The Doctors 8.35 Today with Maura and Daithi 10.05 Ellen 11.00 Dr Phil 11.55 Shortland Street 12.25 Doctors 1.00 RT News 1.30 Home
and Away 2.00 Neighbours 2.25 EastEnders 3.00 Fair City 3.30 The Shelbourne 4.00 RT News 4.10 Today with Maura and Dith 5.40 Nuacht 6.00 The Angelus 6.01 RT News 7.00 Nationwide 7.30 Know the Score 8.00
EastEnders 8.30 Making It Down Under 9.00 RT News 9.35 CrimeCall 10.35 Claire Byrne Live 11.35 Call the Midwife 12.50 The Late Late Show 2.50 Claire Byrne Live 3.45 Nationwide 4.10 Shortland Street 4.35 Dr Phil
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6.00 Teleshopping 8.10 8 Simple Rules 8.35
5STAR Dance Moms 10.20 8 Simple Rules 11.20 FILM:
Alpha and Omega (2010) 1.00 Dance Moms 2.00 Cant Pay? Well Take It
Away 3.00 Neighbours 3.30 Home and Away 4.00 Gilmore Girls 5.00 My
Wife and Kids 6.00 Neighbours 6.30 Home and Away 7.00 Dance Moms
8.00 Cant Pay? Well Take It Away 9.00 FILM: Sex Tape (2014) 11.00
FILM: Thats My Boy (2012) 1.20 Cant Pay? Well Take It Away 2.20 The
Great British Benefits Handout 3.15 That 70s Show 4.00 Teleshopping

6.00 Teleshopping 9.10 The Mysteries of Laura


5USA 10.00 Law & Order 12.00 CSI: NY 1.00 NCIS 2.00
Cedar Cove 3.00 The Mysteries of Laura 4.00 Law & Order 6.00 CSI: NY
7.00 NCIS 8.00 NCIS. Shepard becomes the prime suspect in the murder
of La Grenouille. 9.00 NCIS. The team uncovers faulty bulletproof vests.
10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. A gunman attacks a family.
11.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 12.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit 1.00 CSI: Miami 2.00 CSI: Miami 3.00 Chicago PD

7.20 Ellen DeGeneres 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30


ITV2 Coronation Street 9.30 Below Deck 10.25 FILM:
St Trinians (2007) 12.25 Emmerdale 12.55 Coronation Street 2.00 The
Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.50 The Jeremy Kyle Show 5.00 Judge Rinder
6.00 Youve Been Framed! Gold 8.00 Two and a Half Men 9.00 Family Guy
9.30 The Great Indoors 10.00 American Dad! 11.00 Family Guy 11.30
The Cleveland Show 12.25 Two and a Half Men 1.20 The Great Indoors
1.50 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 2.15 Teleshopping

6.00 Hawaii Five-0 7.00 Animal House 8.00


SKY1 Monkey Life 9.00 David Attenboroughs
Galapagos 10.00 Golfs Funniest Moments 11.00 Rugbys Funniest
Moments 12.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00 Hawaii Five-0 3.00 NCIS: Los
Angeles 4.00 The Simpsons 4.30 Modern Family 6.30 The Simpsons 8.00
Duck Quacks Dont Echo 9.00 FILM: The Hunt for Red October (1990)
11.40 A League of Their Own 12.40 Air Ambulance ER 1.35 NCIS: Los
Angeles 2.25 Hawaii Five-0 4.05 Animal House 5.00 Road Wars

SKY ATLANTIC 6.00 Richard E Grants Hotel Secrets 8.00 Urban


Secrets 9.00 The West Wing 11.00 Cold Case
Inside the Tube: Going Underground / All New Traffic Cops: Under Attack
12.00 House 1.00 Blue Bloods 2.00 The British 3.00 The West Wing 5.00 9pm / 10pm, Channel 5
Cold Case 6.00 House 7.00 Blue Bloods 8.00 David Attenboroughs
Galapagos 9.00 Big Little Lies. See Ones To Watch. 10.10 Girls. See Ones
Theres a double bill of transport documentaries during the war, Bethnal Green station was used as an
To Watch. 10.45 Last Week Tonight with John Oliver 11.20 Real Time tonight, kicking off with the second episode of Inside air-raid shelter. But one night, a rushing crowd got out
with Bill Maher 12.30 Big Little Lies 1.40 Girls 2.15 Banshee 3.15
Cold Case 4.10 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher Meyer the Tube. This week, were off to the Central Line, of control and 173 people were killed in the crush.
which at 46 miles, is the longest of all Tube lines. It is Next up, Jamie Theakston presents All New Traffic
11.00 The Parent Trap (1961) Disney comedy.
FILM4 1.35 Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010) Family also the busiest train track in Britain, under or over Cops: Under Attack as thieves are spotted dragging a
comedy. 3.25 Marmaduke (2010) Comedy. 5.05 Ice Age: Dawn of the
Dinosaurs (2009) Animated adventure sequel. 6.50 Young Sherlock ground. Presenter Rob Bell discovers that when the stolen generator on one wheel through town and
Holmes (1985) Teen detective adventure. 9.00 X-Men: First Class
(2011) Superhero adventure prequel, with James McAvoy. See Film Of
line was built, it followed Londons winding medieval down various country roads, smashing the barriers
The Day. 11.35 A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) Premiere. roads in order to save money. But it was a decision on a closed level crossing and almost causing a train
Iranian horror. 1.50 The Girl Next Door (2004) Romantic comedy.
thats hampered the line ever since. Rob joins the army crash. Also, two big collisions that result in life-
SKY LIVING 6.00 Border Security: Australias Front Line of workers who descend on the Central Line virtually threatening injuries have no apparent cause, until
7.00 UK Border Force 8.00 Nothing to Declare
9.00 Road Wars 10.00 Highway Patrol 11.00 Elementary 12.00 CSI: every night to maintain its tracks. And he reveals that cops discover that drugs were involved.
Crime Scene Investigation 1.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Elementary 4.00
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 5.00 Customs UK 6.00 Nothing to
Declare 7.00 Childrens Accident & Emergency 8.00 Criminal Minds 10.00
Shades of Blue 11.00 Criminal Minds 12.00 Cold Case 1.00 Greys
Anatomy 2.00 Criminal Minds 3.00 Elementary 4.00 Nothing to Declare

7.00 Baby Daddy 7.55 Rules of Engagement


E4 8.55 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 10.00 Melissa & Joey
11.00 Baby Daddy 12.00 How I Met Your Mother 1.00 The Goldbergs
2.00 The Big Bang Theory 3.00 How I Met Your Mother 4.00 Brooklyn
Nine-Nine 5.00 The Goldbergs 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 7.00 Hollyoaks FILM OF THE DAY
7.30 Baby Daddy 8.00 The Big Bang Theory 9.00 Made in Chelsea
10.00 Empire 11.00 The Big Bang Theory 12.00 First Dates 1.00
Gogglebox 2.05 Made in Chelsea 2.55 Empire 3.40 Rude Tube
Big Little Lies Girls X-Men: First Class
9pm, Sky Atlantic 10.10pm, Sky Atlantic 9pm, Film4
CBS ACTION 6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 NCIS 11.00 Diagnosis
Murder 12.00 Gunsmoke 1.00 Bonanza 2.00 CSI:
Tensions continue to bubble under Weve almost reached the end of The superheroes go back to basics
Miami 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 4.00 Mission: Impossible 5.00 JAG. The the seemingly pristine surface. our time with Hannah and her for this awesome prequel. It
team learns of a planned terrorist attack. 6.00 NCIS 7.00 Diagnosis
Murder 8.00 Walker, Texas Ranger 9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 10.00 CSI: Thanks to Celestes legal counsel, motley group of friends, with follows telepathic mutant Charles
Miami. A girl is murdered at an amusement park. 11.00 Mission:
Impossible. Vossek is moved to solitary confinement. 12.00 NCIS 2.40 Madelines play is back on track, just one episode left next week Xavier as he forms the first
Bonanza 3.40 Walker, Texas Ranger 4.30 The Streets of San Francisco but her relationship with the before it finishes for good. generation of the team in the
6.00 Teleshopping 9.00 Judge Judy 9.55 director takes centre stage after a Tonight, however, she has an 1960s to stop the threat of nuclear
CBS REALITY Hoarders 10.50 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction?
11.45 Nowhere to Hide 12.40 Judge Judy 3.00 Hoarders 4.00 Beyond
near miss generates rumours important meeting and calls her war. But their battle with a Nazi
Belief: Fact or Fiction? 5.00 Judge Judy 7.00 Medical Detectives 8.00 about them. Meanwhile, Janes friends together to ask for a little war criminal drives a wedge
Forensic Investigators 9.00 Dark Waters of Crime. Investigations
involving water. 10.00 Killer Cops. The story of a former police officer problems at the school continue advice. One though is absent between Xavier and Magneto.
who murdered Kathy Powell. 11.00 It Takes a Killer 12.00 48 Hours:
Mystery 1.00 Dark Waters of Crime 2.00 Killer Cops 3.00 Teleshopping
when Renatas daughter comes from the group could Marnie James McAvoy and Jennifer
home with a bite mark. be avoiding her? Lawrence star.
BBC1
6.00 Breakfast 9.15 Animal Park Easter
BBC2
6.00 Flog It! Trade Secrets (R) 6.30 The
ITV
6.00 Good Morning Britain. Amanda
Channel 4 Channel 5
6.00 Countdown (R) 6.45 The King of 6.00 Milkshake! 9.15 The Wright Stuff
Special. Longleat lions are tested for a Sheriffs Are Coming (R) 7.15 Money for Barrie talks about returning for an Queens (R) 7.10 The King of Queens (R) 11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors. A
potentially fatal disease. 10.00 Homes Nothing (R) 8.00 Sign Zone: Puerto Rico episode of Benidorm. 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 7.35 The King of Queens (R) 8.00 patient complains of pins and needles.
Under the Hammer 11.00 The Sheriffs Island of Enchantment: Natural World The Jeremy Kyle Show. Guests air their Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 8.35 (R) 12.10 5 News Lunchtime 12.15 On
Are Coming. Lawrence makes a (R) 9.00 Victoria Derbyshire 11.00 BBC differences. (R) 10.30 This Morning. Everybody Loves Raymond (R) 9.05 Benefits: Life on the Dole. An
suspicious discovery. 11.45 Fake Newsroom Live 1.00 The Super League Celebrity chat and lifestyle features, Frasier (R) 9.35 Frasier (R) 10.05 ex-convict who has been on benefits
Britain (R) 12.15 Bargain Hunt (R) 1.00 Show. Highlights of Wigan Warriors v including the stories making the Undercover Boss USA (R) 11.00 since being released. (R) 1.15 Home
BBC News at One, Weather 1.30 Local Castleford Tigers. 1.45 Holiday of My newspaper headlines and a recipe in the Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) and Away 1.45 Neighbours 2.15 NCIS:
News, Weather 1.45 Doctors. Part two Lifetime with Len Goodman (R) 2.15 kitchen. Presented by Phillip Schofield 12.00 Channel 4 News Summary 12.05 Los Angeles. Part one of two. Kensi is
of two. David is pushed to find Who Do You Think You Are? Mary Berry and Holly Willoughby. 12.30 Loose Vet on the Hill. Scott Miller treats a a suspect in the murder of a marine
something to do for a training day. 2.15 traces her ancestry. (R) 3.15 Natures Women. With guests Steve Backshall puppy with a punctured eyeball and sergeant. (R) 3.15 FIlM: Three
The Code. Quiz, hosted by Matt Misfits: Natural World. Creatures that and Helen Glover. 1.30 ITV Lunchtime sliced lens. 1.05 Posh Pawn. James Bedrooms, One Corpse: Teagarden
Allwright. 3.00 Escape to the Country turn their oddness to their advantage. News 1.55 Local News 2.00 Judge Rinder. heads to Lanzarote to tackle the sale of Mystery (2016) The former librarian
3.45 Money for Nothing. Two yellow (R) 4.15 Attenborough: 60 Years in the Real-life cases. 3.00 Chopping Block. a yellow submarine. (R) 2.10 Countdown. turns her talents to real estate, but a
deck chair frames, a wooden vice and a Wild. Sir David Attenborough looks back Three cooks must create a scallop With Jay Rayner in Dictionary Corner. grim discovery plunges her into
sideboard are transformed. 4.30 Flog over his film-making career. (R) starter and a monster trifle. 3.59 ITV 3.00 Fifteen to One 4.00 French another murder mystery. Drama,
It! From the Fleet Air Arm Museum in 5.15-6.00 Antiques Road Trip. Charlie Local Weather 4.00 Tipping Point. Collection. Three Brits search for starring Candace Cameron Bure. 5.00
Somerset. (R) 5.15-6.00 Pointless. Ross and James Braxton travel Gameshow, hosted by Ben Shephard. collectibles in Villeneuve-ls-Avignon. 5 News at 5 5.30-6.00 Neighbours.
Hosted by Alexander Armstrong. (R) through Lincolnshire and Norfolk. (R) 5.00-6.00 The Chase. Quiz show. 5.00-6.00 Couples Come Dine with Me Sonya is driven to the edge. (R)

6.00 BBC News at Six, Weather 6.00 Eggheads 6.00 Local News, Weather 6.00 The Simpsons 6.00 Home and Away
Round-up of the latest national Quiz in which the winners of Homer adopts a new identity and Justin comes to a heartbreaking
and international headlines. gameshows work as a team. calls himself Max Power. (R) decision after meeting Nina. (R)
6 6.30 Local News, Weather 6.30 The Repair Shop
6.25 Party Election Broadcast
6.30 ITV News, Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks 6.30 5 News Tonight
Restoring treasured items and Round-up of the latest national Lynette tries to cheer up Scott, Coverage of the latest national
6.55 Party Election Broadcast heirlooms to their former glory. and international headlines. while Nancy lies to Darren. and international stories.

7.00 The One Show 7.00 Great American Railroad 7.00 Emmerdale 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.00 FIA World Rally
Live chat, presented by Matt Journeys Broadcaster Michael Adam finds Victorias pregnancy Round-up of the latest national Championship Highlights
Baker and Michelle Ackerley. Portillo examines the history test and jumps to conclusions. and international headlines, The Rally de France. Action from
7 7.30 EastEnders
of the US rail network, using
Appletons General Guide to 7.30 Save Money Good Food
including weather forecast. the fourth round of the season,
which took place on tarmac
Kush is not pleased to see the United States and Canada A family in need of some roads on the island of Corsica.
Carmel and Max together. of 1879 to plot his course. delicious inspiration on a budget.

8.00 Holby City 8.00 Bake Off: Creme de la 8.00 The Biggest Night in British pICk 8.00 The Secret Life of the 8.00 Inside Westminster Abbey
Dominic and Isaacs toxic Creme Angus Deayton hosts the Theatre The Olivier Awards Zoo While Mr Parsons the Cameras look inside the 11th
relationship finally reaches second heat and Benoit Blin and Jason Manford hosts the chameleon meets a new partner, Century church which has been
8 breaking point, Fletchs world is
shattered by a life-changing
Cherish Finden want 36 eclairs
and 36 identical Mont Blancs.
ceremony honouring the best
theatrical shows of the past 12
jaguars Napo and Goshi are being
encouraged to mate, but Napo
the final resting place for 17
monarchs and hosted 16 royal
revelation and Matteo tries Plus, the teams are tasked months. Highlights include Tim does not seem to be romantically weddings, including the Duke
to reunite Jac and Jasmine. with a Gateau de Mariage. Minchins Groundhog Day, Amber inclined. See Ones To Watch. and Duchess of Cambridges.
Riley performing And I Am Telling
9.00 Peter Kays Car Share 9.00 Obesity: How Prejudiced Is You from Dreamgirls and the cast pICk 9.00 One Born Every 9.00 Yorkshire: A Year in the
New series. Kayleigh is now the NHS? Professor Rachel of School Of Rock The Musical Minute Cameras follow Louise Wild As winter takes its toll,
travelling to work on her own. Batterham, head of the obesity promote their production. Plus, and husband Andy, who are cameras follow grey seal pups
9 9.30 Our Friend Victoria
services at University College
Hospital, examines the cost
theres a performance from
Matthew Bournes The Red
about to become parents after
six years of trying to conceive,
at Ravenscar Beach and the
progress of short-eared owls
The comedy of Victoria Wood of obesity that is threatening Shoes and Kenneth Branagh and Sammy who is expecting her which land on the moors after
is celebrated by Julie Walters. to bankrupt the NHS. receives a Special Award. third child. See Ones To Watch. the long flight. Last in the series.
10.00 BBC News at Ten 10.00 Later Live with Jools 10.00 The Nightly Show with 10.00 My Beauty Secret 10.00 Elizabeth II: Crown and
Round-up of the latest national Holland New series. The 50th Jason Manford Featuring a mix Katie Piper invites women with Country An updated version of
and international headlines. season gets under way. of games, guests and stand-up. facial conditions to Londons the documentary looking back at
10 10.30 Local News, Weather 10.30 Newsnight, Weather 10.30 ITV News, Weather
Harvey Nichols store for a special
makeover, but what they do not
the Queens reign, celebrating
her becoming Britains longest
Analysis of the days events, Round-up of the latest national know is the person helping them reigning monarch, using archive
10.45 The Spy in the IRA presented by Evan Davis. and international headlines.
Panorama The story behind shares the same facial condition. footage and interviews. (R)
one of Britains most important
spies since World War 11.00 Local News, Weather 11.05 Gogglebox 11.05 Tony Robinson: Coast to
Two Freddie Scappaticci, The popular armchair critics Coast The actor explores the
11.15 Alone with the In-Laws 11.15 Prime Suspect 1973 share their opinions on what Yorkshire Dales, visiting the
11 pICk FIlM 11.35 No Strings
code-named Stakeknife.
An engaged couple from Bristol
spend a few days each living
A manhunt is launched for
Clifford and David after the
they have been watching during
the week. The programme
towns of Hawes and Leyburn
before heading to Aysgarth Falls,
Attached (2011) Two friends with their respective in-laws-to- explosion, while Tennison makes captures their instant reactions a triple flight of waterfalls
end up sleeping together and be, to see what they can find a discovery about Julie Anns and lively discussions from the carved out of the River Ure. (R)
agree to keep things sexual. out about each other. (R) murder. Last in the series. (R) comfort of their own homes. (R)
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8 of chicken wings, quail,
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cameras to reveal what they
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queen who lost his Spanish bar
salmon and haddock, before beginning by discussing their Capsule The comedian presents Birmingham Central Fire after a licensing dispute and is
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polygamy illegal, forcing the
week, getting a taste of each
others lives in a luxurious
meets a man on a mission wedding are under way as into the rape of a mother and a community to fight for their farmhouse with six acres
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7.00 The One Show 7.00 Mary Berrys Easter Feast 7.00 Emmerdale 7.00 Channel 4 News religious authorities opulent
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the final edition of the week. bring each different community motives for comforting her. and international headlines. examines how power was
7 7.30 A Question of Sport
together on Easter Sunday,
as well as sharing her own 7.30 Coronation Street 7.30 Unreported World
shifting in the highest reaches
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Sue Barker asks the questions family favourites, such as Steve begs Michelle to attend Krishnan Guru-Murthy and archaeologists reveal findings
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8 8.30 MasterChef
gives his tips on a luscious lawn
and Carol Klein visits Waterperry 8.30 Coronation Street
to what there is to do in Devon,
including the best places to stay,
to the skies for a birds-eye view
of the journey ahead from the
Tracey Macleod sets the brief Gardens to find out about the Rosie and Sophie threaten a how to get the adrenaline cockpit of a glider from the
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murky deeds of his fiancee
rights campaigner Dr Martin
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