APRIL 2017, VOL. 15 ISSUE 4

Publisher / Editor
Mike Strong
Table of Contents
ROTARY FOOD FEST ................ 4
Sales Manager
Dottie Godberry
Staff Photographer SWEET EYES W/ TANYA..... .....12

Jimmy Dunkley JTEX CELEBRATES .............................24 FOR MORE INFORMATION

Contributing Writers
BILL DELAUNE........................ 30
Bill Delaune
Linda Melancon
CRAWFISH FESTIVAL ..............38
Calvin Bessonett
Bully SNO’S RECIPE...........................45

Goosie Guice
Orhan McMillan
Kellie Seymour
Tanya Stilley Jambalaya Festival Association
Jimmy Dunkley

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50th Queen’s Pageant to be
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Held During Annual Festival
The Jambalaya Festival 49th Jambalaya Queen, Holly Stelly attest…”You have not seen our
Association proudly announces great state until you see it
E-Mail Comments its 50th Annual Gonzales through the eyes of a Queen”!!
Jambalaya Festival and its 50th
to Coronation of Miss Gonzales The commemorate the Jambalaya Festival 2017. We significance of this event, the
invite all young ladies living in Jambalaya Festival has also
Ascension Parish between the commissioned a custom crown
Note: Features in this ages of 18-23 to join us for the designed in collaboration with
50th Annual Miss Gonzales Camilla Ford of Gabriella
publication labeled Jambalaya Festival Queens Rothschild’s and created by
Pageant. Young ladies Moan Couture Designs of
“advertorial” interested in competing for New York. This one of a kind
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registration form on the coming weeks.
All Rights Reserved. Jambalaya Festival website @
Opinions expressed are not or contact The JFA has chosen to retire all
the Pageant Director @ Children’s titles & the Miss
necessarily those of the Teen Gonzales Jambalaya title
at this time. “We will no longer
publisher, editor or staff of
The 50th Miss Gonzales host a Children’s Pageant” said

The 50th Miss Gonzales Jambalaya Director. “We would like to
Ascension Magazine Jambalaya Queen will be Laurina Conger; Pageant

Queen will be crowned on Saturday, focus our attention and
crowned on Saturday, May

May 27th on the Main Stage
27th on the Main Stage of the

of the Festival Grounds.
Festival Grounds. The efforts on our Miss Gonzales
competition will include Jambalaya Queen as we return
interviews before a panel of 3 to our festival roots for this
judges on Friday evening, May Our 50th Miss Gonzales milestone event. What better
26th. There will also be Jambalaya will spend an way to celebrate our 50th
onstage evening gown incredible year representing the Anniversary than to honor our
modeling and an onstage Gonzales Jambalaya Festival by deeply held traditions!”
question on Saturday Morning. travelling around the state of
The interviews will be held in the Louisiana, as an honored guest, Ladies, don’t miss this “Once in a
Jambalaya Festival Building Lifetime” opportunity!

to many of our state’s largest and

MONDAY, MAY 15, 2017
located on S. François just most unique festivals and fairs.
behind the Kids Kove Discovery She will compete in the Louisiana
Park and the Pageant will take Association of Fairs and Festivals
place on Saturday Morning May Queen of Queens pageant held in
27th on the Main Stage of the ABSOLUTELY NO EXCEPTIONS!
Baton Rouge in early 2018 and
Festival. The JFA will hold a she will have the opportunity to
18386 Little Prairie Rd. mandatory informational meeting travel with a contingent of
Prairieville, LA 70769 in the Jambalaya Building on May community leaders from our
22nd at 6PM. All interested parish to visit our sister city in
contestants must attend. Meylan, France. As many of our
previous Jambalaya Queens will
Rotary Club of Gonzales
Annual Food Fest a Success
The Rotary Club of Gonzales held its
20th annual Food Fest on March 28, Anna Sparacino, Manager of St.
2017 at the Lamar Dixon Expo Center. Theresa’s Food Pantry said, “We are
Hundreds of people enjoyed great food very grateful for the work of the
and drink and were entertained by the Gonzales Rotarians and for the
Kenny Fife Band. Nearly 50 vendors, generous donation to the food pantry.
restaurants, and sponsors participated Without the funds raised through the
in the event which collected over Food Fest, the food pantry would not
$11,000 in receipts through ticket be able to provide nutritious food for
sales. The money will go to the St. the many members of the community
Theresa of Avila Catholic Church who rely on the food bank each year.”
Food Pantry, a non-denominational
food bank which provides food for “This festival has become a symbol in
many households throughout the community for the spirit of
Ascension Parish. Ascension Parish: good friends and

neighbors, a worthy cause, and great food,”
said Food Fest Chairperson, Sheena Falgoust.
“Year after year, members of the community
continue to flock to what we believe is the
premier food tasting event in Ascension
Parish. We thank the members of the
community who have supported this event
and the many local businesses who
contributed their time and the best food
in the state in support of this important
fundraiser,” she said.

The Rotary Club of Gonzales would like to

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St. Elizabeth Hospital Hosts 2017 Golf Classic
“ The Whitney Bank Team – “The Ascension Magazine Team – “The Executone Team – Donnie Coppola, Tommy Berthelot,
Paul Kyle, Jeff Gould, Ryan Girouard, and Greg Scott.” Bill DeLaune, Sam Livigne, Mike Strong, and Chad Braud.” Bill King, and Johny Dunham.”

On Monday, March 27, 2017, St. Elizabeth Hospi-
tal held its 16th Golf Classic at the Links at Pelican
Point. The weather was absolutely beautiful—a mix-
ture of constant sunshine and a cooling breeze. The
golf scramble, benefitting St. Elizabeth Community
Education and Outreach programs, hinges on part-
nerships with local businesses and corporations to
help make the event a success.

St. Elizabeth was blessed with outstanding commu-
nity partners again this year. Pathology Group of
Louisiana and Baton Rouge Radiology both gra-
ciously supported the tournament as Sustaining
Sponsors. EATEL, Whitney Bank, Rubicon LLC. All
sponsored at the Gold Level. Majestic Medical Solu-
tions, Vaughn Roofing, Lake Urgent Care, Him-
mel’s Architectural Doors & Hardware, St.
Elizabeth Physicians, Executone of Louisiana, Our
Lady of the Lake, Tiger Honda, DON’s Seafood,
Stuart & Co General Contractors, and Assumption
Community Hospital all sponsored a hole on the

A total 16 teams competed for the first, second and

third place titles. The Execu-
tone team, represented by Don-
nie Coppola, Tommy Berthelot,
Bill King and Johny Dunham,
took first place. The Ascension
Magazine team, including Mike
Strong, Sam Lavigne, Chad
Braud and Bill DeLaune, placed
second. The Whitney Bank
team, with Paul Kyle, Jeff
Gould, Ryan Girourard, and
Greg Scott, placed third.

Golfers also competed in three
contest throughout the day: of Louisiana team. Mike Orban
Closest to the Pin, Longest with EATEL, took home the
Drive, and Hole in One. The prize for the Longest Drive
Closest to the Pin contest was contest. Even though no one
won by Mike Lawson who made a hole in one, many came
played for the Pathology Group close.

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Gonzales Garden Club Hosts Flower Show
The April 5th gathering of Lorraine Gautreau
the Gonzales Garden Club Loretta Ramirez
included a business meeting
and a flower show reception at the
Gonzales library then a celebratory
luncheon excursion. Hostesses for
the day were Weezie Cashat and
Janis D’Benedetto.
New business brought an
announcement from Grant
Committee Chairman Jamie Trisler
that the St. Amant High School4-
H Club won a grant from the
Louisiana Garden Club Federation Jamie Trisler
for the replacement of garden
tools, horticulture equipment and
a storage shed destroyed by the This month’s horticulture hint
August flood. The sizable grant is to plant caladium tubers in beds
award totaled $5,785. The or containers now. Garden main-
tenance at Kidz Kove and the
Sponsor Mandy Delaune, who Jambalaya Park will be scheduled were viewing the Annual Floral
Lorraine Gautreau though email communication
itemized the equipment needs in Design and Horticulture Specimen
the grant, and to SAHS Principal among the committee members. Exhibit near the entrance to the
Mia Edwards, who supported the Lastly, new club officers were library. Thirteen niches were
efforts of the grant committee. elected for the 2017-18 term. displayed by eleven members:
The garden club’s annual Officers assuming their positions in Weezie Cashat, Janis D’Benedetto,
fundraiser plant and bake sale will September of 2017 are President Lorraine Gautreau, Barbara Mc-
be held April 28 from 9:00am until Jamie Trisler, Vice President Mary
2:00pm at Gonzales City Hall. Jo Pohlig, Treasurer Cynthia
Members were reminded of the Cagnolatti, Recording Secretary Priscilla Monson
needs for the event such as display Gwen Heck, Corresponding
Secretary Lorraine Gautreau,
Parliamentarian Barbara
McCormick, and Historian
Ellen Richmond.
Gonzales Garden Club voted to After the business meeting, the
donate an additional $215 to bring club mingled with the public who
the total amount awarded to the
SAHS 4-H to $6,000. Tentative
plans are underway to present a
check for that amount possibly at
the May 3rd GGC meeting to 4H Patti Mouton Donna Reynaud

Weezie Cashat

Marilyn Rice

tables, wagons, bags and boxes.
Members delineated types of sale
items such plants, bulbs and
cuttings, second hand garden tools
and décor, and freshly baked
cookies, brownies and cakes.
Proceeds fund the club’s year-
round civic projects.
Mary Jo Pohlig
Cormick, Priscilla Monson, Janis D'Benedetto
Patti Mouton, Mary Jo Pohlig,
Loretta Ramirez, Donna
Reynaud, Marilyn Rice, and
Jamie Trisler. Most visitors
spent a thoughtful bit of time
deciding which design deserved
their vote for the People’s
Choice Award. The club
appreciated the public’s interest
in their floral

Marilyn Rice
Barbara McCormick
creations. Winners will be
announced at the May club
GGC members left for
Houmas House for their
traditional post-exhibit
luncheon where they traded
stories on how their floral
designs came to fruition and
toyed with ideas for next year’s
flower show.

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Chamber Members have
Fun in Their Spare Time!
Strikes and Spares were the name of the game at the the winners were recognized, a reception was held for
Ascension Chamber of Commerce’s 5th Annual Bowling all players in the VIP area of Premier Lanes.
Tournament held Monday, March 13th at Premier
Lanes in Gonzales. Atmos Energy presented this year’s First place was Irritable Bowl Syndrome (Domain
bowling event where Chamber Member Teams battled Architecture), in 2nd place was Ascension Paper
for medals and bragging rights! Small Business and Products and 3rd place was taken by Tau Tappers
Industry were represented and spent a fun-filled (St. Elizabeth).
evening bowling, eating pizza and networking. After

Trinity Kicking is a kicking and punting instructional are familiar with having your athletes attend these elimination rounds and if you are ‘not’ one of the time his response was that he’d had a great time
organization based in Gonzales and Dallas. Its camps, you already know that these organizations country’s best, you will spend the greatest part of and that he had been taught virtually nothing.
method of teaching basic technical fundamentals is will throw 150-250 kids on the field at once, your time watching this play out. It can cost a family
designed to train kicking specialists in the same including punters, kickers, and snappers. There is as much as $1000 to attend these competition
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football players at every other position on the team. camps’. Their stated mission is to identify the best and food costs. I realized this as I was sending my time and does not mix disciplines. “We have a
kickers around the country and they tout their value son to them. Each time he attended one of these 2/10 coach-to-athlete ratio which allows us to
Trinity is headed by former Dutchtown High School as having the ability to connect athletes with major camps my wife and I worried about our young son afford each specialist a great degree of individual-
Kicker/Punter Conner Fryoux. Conner, now an NFL universities thus enhancing the athletes chances of out on the road, traveling in today’s world alone. ized attention. The vast majority of schools, and that
free-agent, was a dual specialist at the University of landing an athletic scholarship at the ‘Big’ schools. For many families, today’s environment of elevated includes all the way through Division 1, don’t have a
Louisiana at Monroe and Nicholls State. He has It is our belief, and most coaches agree, that if you consciousness regarding concussion protocol has “kicking coach” on staff. Most coaches will readily
become one of the most recognized ‘teachers’ of work hard and get yourself to the point that you are created a heightened sensibility to avoid serious admit that they know very little about how to kick
these specialties in the nation. one of the elite at your position, you don’t need to head injuries. This has led to an increase in the or how to teach it,” said Conner.
find them…these schools will find you.” interest of learning these skills. I trained Conner, as
“Our purpose is to train young athletes in basic well as many other young athletes over the past “I have been involved in the world of athletics for
fundamental techniques in these positions”, Conner Joey Fryoux, Assistant Coach and Business Manager twenty years and felt my son could benefit from over 50 years,” Joey told us. “One thing I have
said. “We differ from every other national kicking for Trinity added, “There is little or no instruction at other perspectives. Each time upon his return, I learned is that most coaches entered into their
organization in the country in several ways. If you these competitions. The camp is a series of would inquire as to what he had been taught. Each profession because they want to help develop young

Trinity athletes are given individualized attention and direction as they prepare to perform at some of the sport’s biggest events.

Trinity athletes are given mental strengthening tools to help them on their journey.

people. They want to help them learn the lessons
that young people will be able to carry forward and
to use throughout their lives. Lessons like work
ethic, and sacrifice, and teamwork. Consequently,
their biggest fear is to do harm. The result is that Precise technical fundamentals taught at Trinity sessions shows specialists ‘How To Work’ at their craft.
kickers, punters, and snappers tend to be left on
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craft. Many are self taught and don’t even know beyond. We have worked
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habits or poor techniques. The result is that these Alabama, Nicholls State,
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is a very difficult process. University of Texas,
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attend the sessions and learn the process of this younger guys. I know when
instruction, essentially developing its own on-staff I was that age, I would
kicking coach. hear the instructions and
try to perform them, but themselves. It’s easy to say you want something.
Trinity Kicking sessions are intense and focused the best way for me to learn was often when I saw The question is ‘Are you willing to work for it’?
periods of concentration and work. The result will be some of the older guys that my Dad would work The most meaningful things in life are the things
that athletes attending will leave with a with. I felt really good when I got a little older and you work for.”
comprehensive ‘blue print’ of how each specialist was able to help some of the kids as they got
can develop into the best that they can be. They will started. Kicking properly is difficult to learn, and If you are interested in finding your starting point, if
receive instruction and information pertaining to learning to punt properly is exponentially more you need help improving you fundamentals and
fundamental technique drills, proper warm-up difficult. Eventually it comes down to doing the techniques, if you need help learning to focus and
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Trinity’s instructional camps allow athletes of all ages and
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Shirt. Once the camp is over, “You have to realize,” Joey concludes, “this is not to get involved with the fastest growing kicking
the staff at Trinity will be the end of the journey for these specialists. It is the organization in the country. The next scheduled
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Athletes who may encounter commit to the program of learning proper f For more information contact them at
trouble with the techniques, undamental techniques, of learning how and what or call
especially those who have to practice is, of learning what it means to sacrifice and Joey Fryoux @ 225-413-5792 or
overcome bad habits, can work, and dedicate themselves to attaining their Conner Fryoux @ 225-955-2446.
simply take a short video on dreams. You can’t win the race if you can’t find the
their phone and send it to starting line. This stuff is not easy and we tell the
Trinity coaches for guys that our sessions will expose them to
assessment. They will also be
given a code which allows
them to enter the Trinity Den
where they can communicate
in real time with young
kickers from around the
country who are also a part
of the Trinity family.

Conner continued, “Since we

are not a competition camp,
we have specialists of varying
ages at our sessions. We
have specialists in Middle
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Special Teams Coordinator.
encourage an elder to take to requires that anyone who
YOUR ESTATE MATTERS help protect themselves from
exploitation or abuse. They
suspects elder abuse report it,
and failure to report is a crime.
By Linda Melancon can take care of their own Adult/Elderly Protective
health, and seek professional Services has a toll-free hotline
assistance for physical or that Louisiana residents can
elder’s signature on mental health concerns. call to report suspected abuse
documents, or engage in Consulting a qualified advisor at 1-800-898-4910. You may
identity theft. to have documents such as also want to contact an elder
wills or powers of attorney law attorney to find out what
Financial exploitation drafted, and reviewing those remedies are available if a
of elders can also come in the documents regularly to know loved one has been the victim
form of drafting or changing what they contain, can be of financial exploitation. You
their estate planning beneficial. Staying active in the can visit the website for the
documents, such as their wills community and in touch with Governor’s Office of Elderly
Elder Abuse: or powers of attorney. You may friends and family can help Affairs at
have read recently of the local prevent social isolation, which and select the Protective and
Don’t Let case of 95-year-old Helen has been connected to elder Advocacy Services tab if you’d
Someone Hurt Plummer. A board member of
the East Baton Rouge Parish
abuse. They should have their
own phone, open their own
like more information about
Adult/Elderly Protective
the Ones You Council on Aging drew up Ms. mail, and never provide Services and the services
Love Plummer’s will, and the will
named the executive director
personal information over the
phone. These are all fairly
they offer.

of the Council on Aging as the simple measures elders can Ms. Melancon has engaged in
If you knew someone was executrix of Ms. Plummer’s take to protect their own the practice of law in Ascension
causing harm to your elderly estate, with compensation to well-being. Parish for the last eighteen
parent, you’d want to stop it. years. The primary focus of her
be paid to her for serving in practice is estate planning,
How, then, can you be aware that position. Ms. Plummer’s Be proactive in taking probate, special needs planning
that your aging loved one is family had no idea this had measures to protect your and elder law. For more
suffering abuse at the hands of been done until after their elderly loved ones from abuse information or to attend an
a caregiver or someone in a loved one’s death, when the or exploitation and in upcoming estate planning
position where they should be executive director of the encouraging them to protect seminar, call her office at
providing assistance? themselves. Louisiana law (225) 744-0027.
Council on Aging contacted
them to let them know she was
Elder abuse is more common in charge of Ms. Plummer’s
than one might think, and is estate. The family is disputing

Hey Dr. Rob,
often perpetrated by someone the matter. This situation

I have a question,
close to the elderly person. clearly illustrates the impor-

after my nap.
According to the National tance of being aware of what’s
Council on Aging, approxi-

Me too,
happening in the lives of our
mately one in ten Americans elderly loved ones, and how

after my nap.
age 60 or older have been easily someone can take
subjected to some form of advantage of a senior who may
elder abuse, and one study has not realize the true import of
shown that only one in the actions they are being
fourteen cases of elder abuse encouraged to take.
are reported. In almost 60% of
reported incidents, the abuser It may be difficult to
is a family member, and determine if an elder is being
two-thirds of the abusers are exploited, as a caregiver may
adult children or spouses. dismiss concerns as signs of an
elderly person’s frailty or
One common form of elder symptoms of dementia. Be
abuse is financial exploitation, aware of what’s going on with
the use or acquisition of the an elder family member’s
elder’s funds by a caregiver or financial affairs and don’t be
third party without authoriza- afraid to ask questions. Often,
tion. A caregiver can exploit being mindful of your loved
the elder in his or her care by one’s situation and inquiring
misusing an elderly person’s into suspicious circumstances A SCENSI ON PA RI SH
checks, credit cards or may be enough to stop the
accounts. The caregiver could
also steal cash, checks or
exploitation before it starts. A N I M A L H O S P I TA L
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check in with your dentist. mouth increases your cavity risk,
HEALTH While you may not necessarily it’s imperative to address this Although oral cancer can affect
notice the signs of gum disease, symptom with your dentist or
CONCERNS your dentist will. If you notice doctor. You may consider
anyone, two-thirds of people
who have oral cancer are over
SHOULD YOU bleeding while brushing, switching medications or just the age of 55. In fact, people
sensitive teeth, or red gums, it’s sipping on water more often often aren’t diagnosed with oral
WATCH FOR AS time to visit your dentist throughout the day! cancer until they’re 62. This
YOU AGE? because you could be seeing means that older adults have an
signs of gum disease. Know Tooth Loss increased risk of developing oral
that your age is a risk factor for cancer. Luckily, your dentist can
getting gum disease! Losing teeth is not a natural perform an oral cancer
By Calvin Bessonet, DDS,FAGD consequence of aging.
Ascension Premier Dental screening at your next checkup.
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Getting older increases our risk Our teeth and gums need saliva even dry mouth, you do have an neck for any unusual lumps or
for several health problems, to stay healthy. Not only does increased risk for tooth loss as appearances. Early detection can
including those with our oral saliva help prevent bad breath you age. Older adults are also at increase your chances of a
health. Even if you’ve been and enamel erosion, it also helps risk for bone loss, including successful treatment!
taking great care of your smile balance oral bacteria that can osteoporosis. Staying active and
for years, you could still lead to cavities. If you’re on getting enough calcium and Getting older doesn’t have to
experience an increased risk of medication, one of the side vitamin D are essential to mean that your oral health
tooth and gum problems as you effects you may be experiencing keeping teeth and bones healthy declines. However, by being
age. Visiting your dentist can is dry mouth. Many different and strong. aware of these oral health
keep your smile healthy and types of medications can cause problems among older adults,
ready to shine on throughout dry mouth, from high blood If you do lose a tooth, it’s im- you can know your risk for
your retirement years! What pressure medications to even perative to replace it. Talk with developing gum disease, oral
oral health concerns should you depression and anxiety your dentist about your options cancer, and having dry mouth
watch out for as you age? medications. for missing teeth, which can or experiencing tooth loss.
help prevent further bone and Getting regular checkups can
Gum Disease When you have dry mouth, tooth loss! help prevent and manage
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Celebrates 10 Years
After 10 years in the Dutchtown Crossing recently revamped our website and with
Shopping Center, Ascension Premier ease you will find new patient forms,
Dental has conveniently relocated to a video testimonials from patients, written
new free standing brick building less than patient reviews, coupons, information on
a mile away. We are now located at 13053 all of our in-house services along with
Hwy 73, Ste A, in Geismar, across the before and after photos of cases Dr.
street from Dutchtown Middle on the Bessonet has completed. Some of the
same side as Dutchtown Highschool highlights of Dr. Bessonet’s advanced
nearest Dutchtown Pharmacy. We have a skills include IV Sedation, Dental
large digital sign that displays important Implants, Microscopic Dentistry,
information to our patients and the Invisalign, Six Month Orthodontics,
community making us more visible and Porcelain Veneers, Botox and more. We
easier to locate. We absolutely love the pride ourselves on excellent customer
transition and look forward to showcasing service and quality care and we are
our new office to the community. If you currently accepting all patients. Stop by
would like a virtual tour of our office you and meet our staff and tour our
can go online to office in person. We have

exchange, for trade dollars accepted by fellow for goods or services using a currency called trade
members, says Tim Bergstresser Executive Director dollars. These trade dollars, can be spent with
of Jambalaya Trade Exchange (JTEX). anyone else in the system, which opens worlds of
possibilities. In our simplest form, we are merely a
JTEX was established in 2012 in Ascension Parish, payment-processing system that aggressively sells
LA., and is an independent trade exchange that is for member businesses and promotes those
a part of the Trade Authority network of trade businesses to other members.
exchanges. Local exchanges are now in 13 cities
through the southeast region of the USA. Trade Let’s say we have a member who needs dental
Authority facilitated over $20 million in work. Using our member directory, they can choose

JTEX Celebrates 5 Years
business-to-business trades last year and its a local Dentist, make an appointment and get
member exchanges have over 3400 members their work done. Payment is made using their
who use trade on a regular basis. membership card. When processed, trade dollars are
immediately transferred from the buyers account to
The idea of barter (or trade), hasn’t reached the Dentists account. Pretty simple. The Dentist now
anywhere near critical mass. But it’s really catching can use those new trade dollars with any other
on. The main obstacle to organized barter, like member business he (or she) chooses.
Five years ago, a group of savvy business owners fastest growing trade groups in the Southeast
JTEX, is a misconception about the word “barter.”
saw a need to create a business barter network in region of the USA. JTEX has helped many small
People still think about barter like trading a If you would like to learn more about JTEX or to see
Ascension Parish that would increase their business. businesses struggling with low demand and slow
peanut-butter-and-jelly for a salami sandwich at the if barter is a good fit for your business,
Their goal was to bring trade business to local cash flow in the wake of a tough economy, an
school lunch table. That’s direct trading. contact Tim Bergstresser at 225-205-9639
businesses that would help grow its members’ age-old idea could drive new business: barter.
or e-mail or
businesses cash flow and market share.
Barter within an organized exchange network like Rick Greene at 225-650-7454
The 220 plus members of Jambalaya Trade
JTEX, is not a direct trade between two members;
Five years later and 6 million dollars in trades and Exchange (JTEX) can conserve cash and expand
that’s all wrong. It’s a system that allows payment
over 35,000 transactions later, JTEX is one of the reach by selling their products and services on its

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Dr. Adams and ACWH became part of the newly formed
Jambalaya Trade Exchange (JTEX) in 2012. He felt that

Women’s Health
joining a network of innovative small-businesses like
ACWH could not only broaden his patient/customer base,
but also free-up cash
capital while growing
his business. “I
realized the benefits of
Jason D. Adams, M.D., trade within the first
F.A.C.O.G., established 6 months of joining. Smile again, with
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services to over 12,000 patients. Dr. Adams, Nurse
going on in our office and he strives to provide our
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Practitioner Sarah Bankert and the entire ACWH staff or all-nature BioTE
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Nooley's has been a member of the JTEX
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will be surprised by what's avail- Many anglers often cut open the
able. stomachs of fish to see what
Years ago I tagged along with they have been feeding on. The
a Louisiana Wildlife and Fish- problem with this process is that
eries biologist to do a browse you first have to catch one to
survey on one of the hunting make that diagnosis and they
clubs' land that I belong to. may also be feeding on other
The survey took place in July of things at the time.
that year. Now we all know that Just like your pet, wether it's
whitetails eat acorns, briars and a dog, cat, bird, horse or what-
corn. What we don't know ever (even include yourself) the
about is all of the other types of one thing we all look forward to
food they prefer and when they is supper time. Wild creatures
prefer to eat them. The list of by no means are any different in
browse plants that whitetails eat that respect, they have to eat to
were unbelievable. I learned survive. When game and fish are
THE NEED TO NEED more about what deer eat in
one eight hour period than I
preparing for reproduction, a
time they won't be able to feed
There's an old saying that if of food for others. had learned in forty years on my appropriately, they often go on
you're looking for people, all Animals need to eat to sur- own. feeding sprees to produce fat
you need to do is go to the gro- vive. Life is not easy in mother Recreational fishing is for and energy to carry them
cery store. Humans are in con- natures' environment. When sure a direct link between man through the reproduction
stant need of food. Fish and food supplies get low animals presenting a sometimes artifi- process. Other than times of
game are by no means any dif- will move or turn to eating less cial, and sometimes not, bait breeding, birthing, and spawn-
ferent. desirable nutrients to survive. presentation for the taking. Fish ing it's important to remember
Food supplies can often Seasons of good food supply also are typically found where that all living creatures have the
change from the beginning of create more production of the food they're feeding on is need to feed....
hunting season to the end of the young for the upcoming year present. Fish can be finicky crea-
season. Weather conditions such and seasons of poor food supply tures and although they have to
as thunder storms, droughts, can produce the opposite in eat to survive, it's not necessary Till Next Time,
cold fronts and rain can change terms of young being born. that they eat twenty-four seven.
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I Like Big Putts and I Can’t Lie
or Dude, Where’s My Par
by Bill Delaune

Every year after the Masters, I
get fired up and feel inclined (not
to be confused with my boat-the
“Miss Inclined”) to improve my
golf game so that I actually have
some remote idea in which
direction my ball is headed.
Most of the time I just enlist
the help of some of the best
golfers at the club who usually
offer some astute advice like,
“You were a baseball coach and
you don’t know what you’re
doing wrong?” or “Aim left,
swing right and walk straight” or
the ever-popular, “Take two
weeks off and then quit.”
But this year my game has sunk
to such depths that I decided to
seek professional help-for my golf
game, not the psychological
variety which I also so desperately
need. I opened up the phone
book (Yes, children, those things
do still exist.) and threw a dart
which- with the accuracy of one
my wayward drives-caught a small
ad on the bottom corner of
the page.
“The Draw/Shank
Redemption” read the headline.
“Let former professional
‘Slammer’ Sam N. Dave help
lower your handicap.”
Now I am a sucker for any kind
of pun especially when a Stephen
King story is involved. But it was
his kicker line that sold me on
trying this guy-“Horse
handicapping also available.”
I checked out his checkered
resume and made an appoint-
ment to meet him two days later
at a local driving range. We
shook hands and began the usual
golfer’s conversation with the Heaven’-if you know what I verb and a pronoun. Anyway, fairly close to ‘Slamming Sammy
traditional, “How about that mean.” look what happened when he Snead’.”
Masters?” Sam paused to take a sip from a quit making excuses, stopped “I get that a lot but my
“I was glad to see Sergio finally Styrofoam cup and continued, with the 17 waggles and became nickname comes from the
win one,” Sam said. “I don’t like “He bullied his way by us to the a one-woman man with Drew numerous nights I spent in jail-or
to see anybody-including me- bar so I thought I would teach Brees’s hot cousin from the Golf the slammer-when I was on the
with a monkey on his back for this young Spaniard some Texas Channel-instant Masters European ‘Wine and Cheese’
that long. You know, I helped etiquette. So I politely said, champion. tour. Seems there was too much
Garcia long ago when he was just ‘Hey, El Nino, you’re never “But I suppose you have a few wine and I wasn’t making
a kid. It was at the Chili Parlor going to get a W on the U.S. questions about my personal life enough cheese if you catch my
Bar in Dallas where some buddies tour until you give up those before we get started. There drift. I think I still have the
and I were knocking down Mad other three W’s-whining, have been some traps and bad lies record for having more DWI’s
Dog Margaritas at a John Daly waggling and womanizing.’ I along the way but fire away. My than cuts made. But that can
‘Grip it and Sip it’ rate.” like to make teaching points with life is an open book and I try to happen when you consistently
“Sergio was playing in the alliteration.” be up close and personal with my have weekends off and unwanted
Byron Nelson that week and he “What did Sergio say,” I asked. clients.” distractions. I probably deserved
strolled in with a babe on each “I’m not sure,” Sam replied. “Okay,” I ventured. “Did you the certificates in Barcelona, Paris
arm-either one of whom could “The little Spanish I know did ever have any copyright trouble and Brussels but Amsterdam-
have put you on the ‘Fairway to not include profanity started by a with your nickname-I mean, it is really? Hell, I thought

days and watch every shot.
“’Sorry, honey. Doctor’s
orders, you know’.”
“But enough about me-let’s
have a look at your swing,” he
stated handing me a 7-iron.
“Are there any positive swing
thoughts you think I should try?”
I asked addressing a range ball.
“I sorta like, ‘Don’t shank it
right, you idiot hacker,’”
he suggested.
Which, of course, is exactly
what I did.
“I’ve seen better swings on a
playground,” Sam mumbled to
himself. “Well, that’s it for today.
Write me a check for $100 and
I’ll see you next week. Same
Bat-time, same Bat-channel.”
“But I only hit one ball,” I
“You learned a valuable lesson
today, grasshopper,” he philoso-
phized-“Patience. Make that out
to cash if you don’t mind.”
Sam could see I was visibly
shaken so he resorted to a
different ointment to soothe my
“Look here, Wild Bill. I’ve
done a little research on you also
and I think I have a deal that
you’ll like. At absolutely no
charge, I’m going to give you my
two Kentucky Derby picks before
they are released to the public.
That’s a $500 dollar value just for
taking a lesson with me today.”
everything was legal in 8-iron bound for glory when a are guys who are accustomed to “What the hell,” I figured. I
Amsterdam except murder.” little Dutch girl wandered out of losing. Except for the ones who might as well get something out
Sam got a little misty for a the gallery and the ball struck her had McIlroy when I told them- of the deal.
second and continued, “Since I right in the mouth and went out ‘Don’t Rory, Be happy.’” “Lay them on me,” I bit.
got back to the States, I’ve only of bounds. I grabbed her by the I tried a different direction. Sam looked pleased. “The
had a couple of incidents so it’s throat and screamed loud enough “What does your wife think of great irony is both names seem to
getting under control. In fact, at for everyone to hear, ‘I hope it your lifestyle?” reflect a trait of your lifestyle-Al-
my junior clinics, I stress to my Rotterdam teeth out’. The happy “You mean-my fiancée?” he ways Dreaming and Practical
kids, ‘Don’t drink and drive-you ending is that night in a Holland corrected. “Destiny could Joker. Put those two in an exacta
might spill your drink.’ I like to slammer, I had the epiphany that become wife number 4 if it is and you can thank me after the
help the next generation avoid my true purpose in life was to be indeed our destiny. But our first Saturday in May.”
some of the mistakes I’ve made.” a teaching pro-and give back to schedules don’t allow us to see I left the course $100 lighter in
“Well,” I said, “that certainly the game all it’s given to me.” that much of each other. I work the wallet, but thoroughly
explains the ‘Slammer’ part. But I was really hooked by now. out here from 7 a.m. to 8 p.m. entertained and with a couple of
did you ever get any flak for your “Are there any other-uh-character and she dances from 9 p.m. to 3 tips for the Derby. And the more
full name being that close to the flaws I should know about?” a.m. at the Crazy Horse. In this I thought about it-with the
‘Sam and Dave’ R&B duo of the “Well, there were a few line of work, you have to sacrifice possible exception of that night
60’s.” complaints when I started that to achieve greatness. It’s one in Juarez after the 1971 Sun
“Damn,” he exclaimed. Masters pool at the Gambler’s trait I share with Tiger. The Bowl-it might be the best $100
“Maybe that’s why they played Anonymous meeting this month. chipping yips being the other.” I ever spent!
‘Hold on, I’m Coming’ every We all kicked in 100 bucks and “Speaking of Tiger,” I said,
time I was late for my tee time.” picked 10 golfers-winner take all “which Masters stat do you think
I was having second thoughts strictly based on prize money. is more important-the 18-under Editor’s note-Some of the
but there was something Sam was grinning now like- par or the 12- shot margin of material in this story was inspired
“Tin-Cuppish” about this guy so well, like he’d stolen something. victory, both done when he was (and maybe stolen) from a golf
I continued my interrogation. “Several of the guys-including only 21 in 1997?” blogger called “Ghost of Hogan”.
“Did you ever win anything at me-had Sergio and Justin Rose, Sam looked puzzled. Legal complaints should be
all on the European Tour?” I but when my dark horse Charl “Impressive credentials to say the referred to our law firm of Duhe,
asked. (‘Don’t call me Charley’.) least,” he replied. “But I think Cheetum and Howe.
Sam N. Dave’s face lost all Schwartzel picked up the show the greatest Masters stat of all
expression, “Listen, I was leading money, I killed every cat in the time is that 82 per cent of all men
the rain-shortened Rotterdam alley.” have their vasectomies done on
Finger in the Dike Classic when “Were the others upset?” I had Masters weekend so that they can
the fickle finger of fate ended my to know. sit in the recliner with the frozen
playing career. I flushed an “Not really. Remember these peas on their privates for four

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The Friend.
The Golfer.
The Legend!

These are unique times in
America and in the media
coverage of anything. The truth a pop is on and I get a lot of among all those great players.
seems to be the farthermost pops! I’ll take you to the
thing from a reporters concerns promise land!” then grinned.
and feel it is more important to Thank You Frankie These Days are Hard
support their political views. for Allowing Me to for Me!
When I joined Pelican Point
Golf Community I reconnected Play on Your Team. Frankie is the Man. Ever since that first tourna-
with lots of old friends and met ment I keep asking Frankie to
a lot of new friends but no one As a new member I wanted to In this tournament our team play in another tournament. He
more polarizing and dynamic sign up to participate in my first played 5 other teams in our always has an excuse. This past
than Frank Schmitt. Men’s Golfing Association flight, 9 holes per match. We month I asked him and he
We have a large group of Tournament but I had signed won match after match, even pointed out he couldn’t play in
guys, mostly players that played up late and did not have a when we were out matched, we the tournament at all with any-
together for years at the partner. I asked around and matched up with all those pops. one. Sure enough when I went
Gonzales Country Club. they assured me they would find In the end we won our flight to sign up he had signed in with
I think Frankie is one of those me someone. I asked David and got to play in the play-off another player. He gave some
players and the first time I met Amedee about me needing a with all the winners of the other excuse again and I was off
him I liked him immediately. partner. He told me he was flights and came in second finding another partner.
He didn’t take crap off of playing with Frankie but was
anyone. I also played a needing to pull out for family
mid-week game with him in my issues. I asked, “Frankie who?
group and witnessed some That guy I played with last week
interesting golf. He had every that needed 2 sleeves of balls
shot in the book I’m just not through 5 holes?” “That’s him.
sure he was trying each of those Don’t worry about what you
shots. Left, right, short, long, witnessed he wins a lot of MGA
pretty, ugly and he even had a tournaments.”
pretty ugly shot. No matter, I took David’s place and I
he had a smile and the heart of headed out to play my first
a champion. MGA golf tournament with
Frankie. The first thing Frankie
said to me was, “Ok big boy.
Do you see this score card with
all these black dots? Each one of
those dots is called a pop and I
get an extra stroke on each hole

Where’s the Can I swing?
cart girl? Damn! They They’re still on the green!
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A couple of weeks ago I had hole-in-one. He’s accomplished
heard through the grapevine something I’ve longed for and
that Frankie had hit a hole-in- am still waiting. Frankly
one on hole number 17. I then Frankie, I’m jealous and am
received a photo for proof. using my publishing powers
As a reporter I looked at the to cast dought on your
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perfect lighting. The word was ace. Number one, she’s a lot
that with his first ace he more easy on the eyes than you
changed his swing and called his and second, it is a whole lot
shot. He was going to draw the easier to believe she made a
shot in over the sand trap. hole-in-one than you.
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The public came out in support of
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Crawfish Contest:
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Crackling Contest:
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3rd place Glenn Robertson

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praise. At this time I want to thank my team because they did all the
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Cooking Gourmet at Home 1 Head Romaine Lettuce
with SNO’S SEAFOOD & STEAKS 6 Grape Tomatoes
1 Red Onion
Bleu Cheese Crumbles
½ cup Balsamic Vinegar
¼ cup Sugar
1 tsp Corn Starch
Salt & Pepper
Favorite Salad Dressing
6 Strips of Bacon (cooked crispy)

First let’s get the Romaine lettuce washed up really nice. Run the
whole head of lettuce under cold water, allowing the water to get
in-between the leaves, then cut the Romaine in half length ways,
and trim any brown discoloration off of the bottom core. Next, let it
soak in an ice water bath to get nice and crisp. While the Romaine is
crisping, prep the rest of your ingredients. Thinly slice or shave the
red onion, cut the grape tomatoes in half, and chop up the crispy
bacon. In a small sauce pan, bring the balsamic vinegar and sugar
Heart of Romaine to a simmer. In a small cup or bowl, dissolve the corn starch in
2 tsp cold water then add to the vinegar. Stir the vinegar mixture
until it returns to a simmer then remove from the heat and
“Wedge” salad allow time to cool.

Put it all together!! Remove your Romaine from the ice bath and
Yield: 2 drain off any excess water. Place the Romaine in the center of a
large plate and creatively place the remaining ingredients around or
on top of the lettuce. Finally, drizzle with your sweet balsamic syrup
Prep: 20 minutes and serve with bleu cheese dressing, or any one of your favorite

Top with grilled shrimp or chicken for a meal or serve as an
Cook: 15 minutes
hgaccompaniment with a hearty meal.
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Ben Jarreau

Serving: 2 ENJOY!!!!!!