Carrie Newman

Chester Shrinkydrink

Chester Shrinkydink is a lesser known American inventor. He
was born in Idaho in 1900 to a poor family that lived in a
spaghetti farm. Because they had so much difficulty farming, he
decided that his efforts would be better spent inventing cool
things for kids to do. This is how shrinkydinks came to be.
Mr. Shrinkydink went through many prototypes before he
finally got the formula correct. He figured out that you must
put plutonium into the plastic prior to shrinking it in order
for the color and clarity to remain pristine. Had Chester
Shrinkydink not invented his Shrinkydinks, many of children
today would be bored and in need of something to do. Thanks, Mr.
Shrinkydink!