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Why Cryonics Makes Sense

By Tim Urban

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Youre on an airplane when you hear a loud sound and things start violently shaking. A minute later, the captain
comes on the speaker and says:
Theres been an explosion in the engine, and the plane is going to crash in 15 minutes. Theres no chance of survival.
There is a potential way outthe plane happens to be transferring a shipment of parachutes, and anyone who would
like to use one to escape the plane may do so. But I must warn youthe parachutes are experimental and completely
untested, with no guarantee to work. We also have no idea what the terrain will be like down below. Please line up in
the aisle if youd like a parachute, and the flight attendants will give you one, show you how to use it and usher you to
the emergency exit where you can jump. Those who choose not to take that option, please remain in your seatthis
will be over soon, and you will feel no pain.
What would you do?

W hen Robert Ettinger was a kid

in the 1930s, he read a lot of
science fiction, and he assumed
that with the world advancing the way it
was, scientists would surely have a cure for
The first person to give cryonics a try
was James Bedford, a psychology professor
who died of cancer in 1967 at the age of
73 and is doing his thing in a vat of liquid
nitrogen in Arizona as you read this. Others
So lets work our way through the
sentence as we go over exactly what
cryonics is and how it works. Well start
with this part:
Cryonics, or cryogenics, is the
aging at some point during his lifetime. He slowly began to follow, and today, there are morbid process of freezing rich, dead
would live to see a world where sickness over 300 people hanging out in vats of people who cant accept the concept of
was a thing of the past and death was liquid nitrogen. death, in the hopes that people from the
something people chose to do voluntarily, Now lets pause for a second. A year ago, future will be able to bring them back
at a time of their choosing. I knew almost nothing about cryonics, and to life, and the community of hard-
But thirty years later, aging and my impressions of it were something like core cryonics people might also be a
involuntary death were still very much this sentence: Scientology-like cult.
a thing, and Ettinger, by then a physics Cryonics, or cryogenics, is the morbid process It turns out that this is like saying,
professor, realized that science might not of freezing rich, dead people who cant accept the Wingsuit flying, or meteorology, is the
solve these problems in time for him to concept of death, in the hopes that people from the sport of flying through the air using a
reap the benefits. So he started thinking future will be able to bring them back to life, and wingsuit. Meteorology is the study of what
about how to hack the system. the community of hard-core cryonics people might happens in the atmosphere, which includes
If, rather than being buried or cremated also be a Scientology-like cult. how wind works, and wingsuit flying is a
after his death, he could instead be frozen Then I started learning about it. Its your process that harnesses the windand
in some waythen whenever the scientists faultcryonics is one of the potential- youd be an odd person if you thought they
did eventually get around to conquering future-post-topics people email me about were the same thing.
mortality, theyd probably also have the most, and its something at least five readers Likewise, cryogenics is a branch of
tools and know-how to resuscitate him, have brought up in conversation when Ive physics that studies the production and
and he could have the last laugh after all. met them in person. And as I began to read effects of very low temperatures, while
In 1962, he wrote about this concept in about cryonics, I soon learned that a lot cryonics is the practice of using very low
a book called The Prospect of Immortality, and of the words in my italicized assumption temperatures to try to preserve a human
the cryonics movement was born. sentence werent correct. being. Not the same thing. Cryonics / July-August 2016 9

Next, we have a string of three This is so much cheaper than Alcor for two as a distinct boundary, and we believe
misleading words to talk about: main reasons: that at any given point, a person is either
Cryonics is the morbid process of First, it doesnt include the transport. If definitively alive or definitively dead. But
freezing rich, dead people who cant you live near the facility, you can save a lot lets examine that assumption for a second:
accept the concept of death, in the of money. If not, youll need to go through Lets first talk about what it means
hopes that people from the future will their partner for a transport contract, when a person is doomed from a
be able to bring them back to life, and which costs $95,000 ($88,000 for lifetime health standpoint. We can all agree that
the community of hard-core cryonics members). what constitutes someone being doomed
people might also be a Scientology-like Second, Alcor uses more than half of depends on where, and when, they are. A
cult. their large fee to fund what they call their three-year-old with advanced pneumonia in
Well address these three words by going Patient Care Trust. Back in the 70s, there 1740 would probably have been doomed,
through how cryonics works, starting at the were more cryonics companies, and some while the same child with the same
beginning. of them went bankrupt, which meant their condition today might be fully treatable.
So you decide you want to be a cryonicist. frozen people stopped being frozen, which The same story could be said of the fate
Here are the steps: was a not ideal outcome. Alcors trust is a of someone who falls badly ill in a remote
backup fund to make sure their patients village in Malawi compared with their fate
Step 1) Pick a company wont be affected by something like a if they were in London instead. Doomed
There are four major companies that company financial crisis. depends on a number of factors.
provide cryonics servicesAlcor in That the same thing can be said of
Arizona, Cryonics Institute (CI) in Step 3) Get a life insurance dead is at first pretty unintuitive. But
Michigan, American Cryonics Society policy in the name of your Alcors CEO Max More puts it this way:
(ACS) in California, and KrioRus in Russia. new cryonics company Fifty years ago if you were walking along
KrioRus is the newest option and quickly Sounds shady, right? But it also makes sense. the street and someone keeled over in front
up-and-coming, but the two big boys are Both Alcor and CI are small companies on of you and stopped breathing you would
Alcor and CI (ACS doesnt have their own a pretty tight budget and neither can afford have checked them out and said they were
storage facilitiesthey store with CI). to offer a payment plan to be hopefully dead and disposed of them. Today we dont
From my perusing, it seems like Alcor paid out by your estate or your relatives. On do that, instead we do CPR and all kinds
is the slightly-more-legit and fancier of the patient end, unless youre rich, cryonics of things. People we thought were dead 50
the two, while CI (which was started by fees are huge, and a life insurance policy years ago we now know were not.
Robert Ettinger, the guy who launched the guaranteed to pay your full cryonics fee Today, dead means the heart has been
movement) is more affordable and gives forces you to save for this fee throughout stopped for 4-6 minutes, because thats
off more of a mom-and-pop vibe. Both your life. For young people, even sizable how long the brain can go without oxygen
are nonprofit, and each has about 150 life insurance policies are pretty cheap before brain death occurs. But Alcor, in
people in storage. Alcor has a little over with CI, you could be totally covered its sites Science FAQ, explains that the
1,000 members (i.e. people who will one for as little as $300/year ($120 annual brain dies after several minutes without
day be in storage), and CI has around half membership, $180 life insurance policy to oxygen not because it is immediately
that number. cover the main fee). Even for Alcors more destroyed, but because of a cascade of
expensive package, costs shouldnt exceed processes that commit it to destruction in
Step 2) Become a member $100/month. the hours that follow restoration of warm
To become a cryonicist, you need to fill out Those fees arent nothing, but the whole blood circulation. Restoring circulation
some paperwork, sign some stuff and get life insurance thing, at least when it comes with cool blood instead of warm blood,
it notarized, and pay for three things: an to younger people, pretty effectively ejects reopening blocked vessels with high
annual membership fee, a transport fee to rich from our black and red sentence. If pressure, avoiding excessive oxygenation,
get your body to the facility after you die, it costs the same as cable or a cigarette habit, and blocking cell death with drugs can
and a treatment/storage/revival fee. you dont need to be rich to pay for it. prevent this destruction. The site goes
Alcors annual membership fee is about on to explain that with new experimental
$700, and their transport fee is bundled Step 4) Put on your bracelet treatments, more than 10 minutes of warm
together with the treatment/storage/ and go on living your life cardiac arrest can now be survived without
revival feetogether they cost $200,000. Cryonics members are given a bracelet and brain injury. Future technologies for
Alcor gives you the option of ditching your a necklace, etched with instructions and molecular repair may extend the frontiers
body and just freezing your brain (this is contact info, and encouraged to wear one of resuscitation beyond 60 minutes or
called neuropreservation), which brings at all times, so if you suddenly die, whoever more, making todays beliefs about when
the price down to $80,000. finds you will know to notify the company. death occurs obsolete.
CIs annual membership fee is $120 (or In other words, what we think of as
a one-time fee of $1,250 for a lifetime Step 5) Die dead actually means doomed, under the
membership) and the treatment, etc. costs Okay heres where things get tricky. We current circumstances. Someone fifty years
$35,000 ($28,000 for lifetime members). think of the divide between life and death ago who suffered from cardiac arrest wasnt

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dead, they were doomed to die because the
medical technology at the time couldnt
save them. Today, that person wouldnt be
considered dead yet because they wouldnt be
doomed yet. Instead, someone today dies
4-6 minutes after cardiac arrest, because
that happens to be how long someone can
currently go before modern technology can
no longer help them.
Cryonicists view death not as a singular
event, but as a processone that starts when
the heart stops beating and ends later at
a point called the information-theoretic
criterion for deathlets call it info
deathwhen the brain has become so
damaged that no amount of present or
future technology could restore it to its no way to revive a cryonically-suspended So this is the window for cryonics:
original state or have any way to retrieve its patient, so it isnt considered a medical Which brings us back to our list, where
information. procedure by the law but rather a weird we can now clarify what we really mean
Heres an interesting way to think kind of coffini.e. if you cryopreserve with Step 5:
about it: Imagine a patient arriving in an someone who hasnt yet been pronounced
ambulance to Hospital A, a typical modern dead, its seen by the law as homicide. Even if Step 5) Legally Die
hospital. The patients heart stopped 15 the patient is terminally ill beyond any hope You legally dying is a key step along the
minutes before the EMTs arrived and he and adamantly doesnt want to deteriorate way here, so dont mess it up. You can do
is immediately pronounced dead at the further before being cryopreserved, its not it the good way, the bad way, or the really
hospital. What if, though, the doctors at an optionat least not under current laws bad way.
Hospital A learned that Hospital B across (laws that some are trying to change). This The good way: Something predictable
the street had developed a radical new puts cryonicists in a tough bindand its where youre in a clich deathbed situation,
technology that could revive a patient exactly where that differing definition of like cancer. This allows you to get yourself
anytime within 60 minutes after cardiac arrest death comes in handy. on a plane to either Scottsdale (Alcor)
with no long-term damage? What would The law does not see death as a process. or Michigan (CI) and into one of the
the people at Hospital A do? For a long time, legal death in the US specifically designated hospice care facilities
Of course, they would rush the patient was considered to occur when a persons that the cryonics company regularly works
across the street to Hospital B to save him. heartbeat and breathing stopped. As with. This is important because cryonics is
If Hospital B did save the patient, then by modern medical procedures like CPR highly controversial within the mainstream
definition the patient wouldnt actually have and defibrillators started to allow those medical community and often not well-
been dead in Hospital A, just pronounced dead patients to be resuscitated, the law had regarded or well-understood. As a result,
because Hospital A viewed him as entirely to change the definition of legal death some hospitals and hospice care facilities
and without exception doomed. to include irreversible cessation of all are cryonics friendly and others are not
What cryonicists suggest is that in many functions of the brain. The old heartbeat (those that arent have been known to make
cases where today a patient is pronounced and breathing definition of legal death it difficult for cryonics staff to do what
dead, theyre not dead but rather doomed, is now called clinical death, a middle they need to do or deny them the same
and that there is a Hospital B that can save ground point where theres an obligation privileges organ transplant specialists get in
the daybut instead of being in a different to attempt resuscitation in most cases but a hospital). Once youre in hospice care, the
place, its in a different time. Its in the future. where a patient can also have a Do Not cryonics company can put staff on standby
Thats why cryonicists adamantly assert Resuscitate (DNR) order in place (common around the clock, so that the second you
that cryonics does not deal with dead with terminally ill patients). In DNR cases, legally die, they can be there to start the
peopleit deals with living people who a doctor or nurse will pronounce a clinically treatment.
simply need to be transferred to a future dead patient to be legally deadeven The bad way: Something sudden and
hospital to be saved. They believe that in though a resuscitation effort could still unexpected, like a heart attack, where at
many cases, todays corpse is tomorrows revive them. best, someone is there and can contact
patient (which is why they call their frozen This is a critical fact for cryonics. Cryonics the cryonics company as youre rushed to
clients patients instead of corpses or technicians have to wait until legal death to the hospital so they can meet you there, or
remains), and they view their work as begin their work on a patient, but with the worse, where youre dead for a few hours
essentially extended emergency medicine. help of a patients DNR order, they can start or even longer before anyone finds you. In
But its emergency medicine with an the process right after the heart stops, well these circumstances, the cryonics company
important caveat. Todays technology has before any brain damage sets in. will do the best they can. Your brain will Cryonics / July-August 2016 11

be in worse shape than ideal when you Once thats under control, they can do would slice through cell membranes and
go into cryopreservation, but again, who a more involved procedure that surgically other tissue around it.
knows what future technology will be able accesses the major blood vessels in your So to avoid that catastrophic liquid-to-
to accomplish, and as long as youre still thigh and hooks them up to this guy: solid state change, cryonics technicians do
somewhere in the cryonics window and something coolthey perform surgery
still in the process of dying, not yet having through the chest and hook the major
reached info death, there remains hope. arteries up to tubes which pump all the
The really bad way: A violent accident blood out of the body, replacing it with
or something where your brain ends up a cryoprotectant solution, otherwise
badly damaged. In the worst of these known as medical grade anti-freeze. This
cases, theres not much cryonics can do does two important things: it replaces
to helplike the Alcor member who died 60% of the water in the bodys cells, and
in the September 11th attacks. Another it lowers the freezing point of what liquid
bad ending would be dying in a foul-play is left. The result, when done perfectly,
situation that would lead the police to is that no freezing happens in the body.
want to do an autopsy (Alcor suggests its Instead, as they chill your body down
members file a no-autopsy-for-religious- Thats a heart-lung machine that takes and down over the next three hours, it
reasons form with the government). A care of circulation and oxygenation so they hits -124C, a key point called the glass
woman who has signed up for cryonics can stop the much cruder CPS. In addition transition temperature when the bodys
did a Reddit AMA, and when one of the to circulating your blood, the machine liquid stays amorphous but rises so high
questions was about how signing up had draws heat out of your body, cooling it in viscosity that no molecule can budge.
changed her life, she answered, The to just above the freezing temperature of Youre officially an amorphous solid, like
biggest change Ive noticed is that Im more water, and replaces some of your blood glassi.e. youre vitrified.
careful. I drive slower and more cautiously/ with an organ preservation solution that With no molecule movement, all
attentively, I pay more attention to whats supports life at super low temperatures (this chemical activity in your body comes to a
going on around me. Because she doesnt is similar to how transplant surgeons keep halt. Biological time is stopped. Youre on
want to die the really bad way. organs alive when they have to transport pause.
them long distances). Since Im sure youre feeling skeptical,
Step 6) Cool off ASAP and get If you have to be flown to the cryonics its helpful to note that vitrifying biological
transferred to the cryonics facility, they pack you in ice and put you parts is nothing new. Weve been
facility on board what they hope is not your last successfully vitrifying and then rewarming
After youre declared legally dead, the ever flight. human embryos, sperm, skin, bone, and
cryonics team will, ideally, immediately other body parts for a while now. More
get going. The first thing they do is two- Step 7) Get vitrified recently, scientists vitrified a rabbit kidney:
foldthey put you in an ice water bath Most people who know what cryonics is
to bring down your temperature and slow think it means getting frozen. It doesnt. It
your metabolism (so any damage taking means getting vitrified.
place as a result of cardiac arrest takes Glass is weird. Its not a typical solid
longer to happen), and they start getting because as it cools from its liquid phase, it
your heart and lungs working again so that never crystallizes into an orderly structure.
the body remains in stable condition. They But, as I learned when a bunch of
do this by administering CPS (like CPR but commenters yelled at me after I published
with an S for support instead of an R for this post, its not actually a liquid either,
resuscitation, because theyre not trying to since it doesnt flow. So, its neither a typical
resuscitate you) using a mechanical heart- solid nor a liquidits an amorphous
lung resuscitator called a thumper: solid, sometimes compared to a giant Then they rewarmed it and put it back in
molecule. For our purposes, the key is that the rabbit. And it still worked.
like a liquid, glass doesnt crystallizerather, And just in February of 2016, there
as it cools the molecules just move slower was a cryonics breakthrough when for
and slower until they stop. the first time, scientists vitrified a rabbits
If you froze a human, all the liquid brain and showed that once rewarmed, it
water in their body would eventually hit its was in near-perfect condition, with the
freezing point and crystallize into a solid. cell membranes, synapses, and intracellular
That wouldnt be goodfirst, water ice structures intact [It was] the first time
Then they inject you with a number of takes up about 9% more volume than water a cryopreservation was provably able to
different medicines to make sure you dont liquid, so it would expand and badly damage protect everything associated with learning
get blood clots or start rotting. tissue, and second, the sharp ice crystals and memory.

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Once youre vitrified, you need to keep from the top of the container. Normally, need to be discussed together, because
being chilled, little by little, until after about its no problemthe staff tops it off about theyre interdependent and they work
two weeks, youre down to -196C. Why? once a week. But if, in some worst-case together. To illustrate why, lets lay them
Because thats the point at which nitrogen scenario, a container was forced to be left out in the same visual:
becomes a liquid, and youre about to take for a long time, the head would be the last The three segments of this line relate
a long-term liquid nitrogen bath. thing to be affectedupside-down patients to Ifs 1, 2, and 3. But the visual is a little
means it would take six months before the misleading at first, because even though all
Step 8) Go into storage nitrogen boiled off so far that the head three segments lie on the same line, theyre
Or as Alcor euphemistically calls it, long- would be exposed. all representing different concepts:
term care. The new vitrified you now And when it comes to blackouts, The blue segment (If 1) represents
goes into what is essentially a large upright cryonics patients are totally safetheres the quality of your initial preservation.
thermos thats about 10 feet tall and 3.5 no electricity involved in their storage.
feet wide. And this is where youll hang out. Maybe The yellow segment (If 2) represents
for 10 years. Maybe for 150 years. Maybe the capabilities of medical
for 1,200 years. But the time doesnt matter technology as time moves forward.
to you. Youre on pause. The green segment (If 3) represents
Nows a good time for us to take a step the amount of time still needed to
back and look at the big picture. If Point bridge the gap between the blue and
A is Ive decided I want to sign up for yellow segments before they can
cryonics, and Point B is Oh cool its the finally connect to each other.
year 2482 and here I am doing stuff, there
are four major Ifs that need to all go the The idea is that the better you were
right way to take you from A to B: preserved, the farther out to the right the
1) If I legally die in a not really bad blue segment extends, and as technology
way and everything goes as planned gets better and better, the yellow segment
with getting me into the thermos extends itself farther and farther left toward
and the blue segment. The green segment gets
2) If future humanity ever reaches smaller and smaller as this happens, until
You meet your new neighbors a point where it has the technology to eventually the green segment is no more and
three other vitrified people, each in their revive me to full health the blue and yellow segments connecti.e.
respective quadrant of the thermos, along and medical technology has reached the point
with five people traveling super lean, with 3) If the cryonics company can where it can revive you.
no body, whose heads are stacked in the manage to store me safely and A lot of the key details about cryonics
middle column. uninterrupted until that point are centered here, so lets talk about each of
and these segments in more depth:
4) If when that point comes, the
outside world actually does take action The blue segmentthe quality
to revive me of your preservation (which
then Ill be there in 2482 doing stuff. relates to If 1)
The eight steps youve taken so far that
start with choosing a cryonics company
and end with you in the thermos only
accomplish the first If, with all the other Ifs
still standing in between you and the next The length of the blue segment
step in your cryonics journeyrevival. corresponds to the quality of preservation.
To understand how we can reach that Or, put most simply, the fewer roadblocks
step, we need to understand the deal with there are between your vitrified state in the
all four Ifs. thermos and a fully restored and healthy
Well start by talking about Ifs 1-3, which you, the longer the blue segment is
Or, if youre in a heads-only thermos,
youll be one of 45 brains sharing the space
(the brain is whats being stored, but they
keep the brains in their heads because its
riskier to remove a brain than to just keep it
in there and use the head as a carrying case).
Oh, and youre upside-down. This is
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1. How much damage happened
before you legally died. How
old were you when you died? How
much had your brain deteriorated
by that point? Did you suffer
from a dementia-causing disease
like Alzheimers and how much
permanent damage did that disease
do? Did the thing that killed you
damage your brain (like brain
cancer, or a head injury) or was your
because if everything that happens leading them, means the point at which the original brain unharmed?
up to you being put in the thermos goes structure of your brain has become so
as well as possible, it goes a longer way disorganized that even the fanciest future 2. How much damage happened
towards getting you to Point B and means science lab would have no way of figuring between when you legally died
the yellow segment has to do less work on out what the original arrangement looked and when the cryonics team
its end to be able to revive you. likethats the definition of info death. started working on you. In the
The major factor that determines the The concept of info death makes ideal situation, your heart stops and
length of the blue segment is how closely sense when we compare the brain to a before any changes happen in your
the atomic structure of your vitrified brain computers hard drive. Eliezer Yudkowsky brain, youre stabilized and put on
resembles the original atomic structure of explains how difficult it actually is to bring ice. Often, this isnt how things go,
your brain when it was living and healthy. a computer hard drive to info death: and every unattended minute that
Lets note that I said brain, not body, If you want to securely erase a hard drive, its passes after legal death has a big
because what we mostly care about here not as easy as writing it over with zeroes. Sure, an impact on the brain and shortens
is the brain. Cryonicists, like many of us, erased hard drive like this wont boot up your the length of the blue segment.
believe that who you are comes down to computer if you just plug it in again. But if the But cryonicists believe that true
your brain. If, in the future, your identical drive falls into the hands of a specialist with a info death doesnt happen for many
current brain lived on top of a synthetic scanning tunneling microscope, they can tell the hours, or even days, after legal death
body and your exact memories and difference between this was a 0, overwritten by a occurs, and that theres often hope
personality were fully intact, cryonicists 0 and this was a 1, overwritten by a 0. in cryopreserving even people who
would be satisfied that you survived. There are programs advertised to securely lay dead for a while before being
Thats why some dont even bother erase hard drives using many overwrites of 0s, found.
vitrifying their body. 1s, and random data. But if you want to keep the 3. How much damage happened
The second thing to note is that secret on your hard drive secure against all possible during the vitrifying process.
scientists believe that short-term memory future technologies that might ever be developed, Vitrification itselfat least the
is contained in brain activityin the then cover it with thermite and set it on fire. Its the way it is currently donecauses
electricity going through your brainwhile only way to be sure. its own damage to the brain.
your long-term memory, your personality, He applies the same logic to the human Cryonics research focuses mostly
your knowledge, and everything else that brain to suggest that cryonics patients on mitigating this factor, and its
makes you you is contained in the brains should one day be revivable: dramatically improved since the
structurei.e. the particular arrangement of Pumping someone full of cryoprotectant and earliest days in the 1970sthe
atoms that make up your brain. gradually lowering their temperature until they can series of images at the bottom
Any electrical activity in your brain be stored in liquid nitrogen is not a secure way to of this page (
before legal death will be lost during erase a person. AboutCryonics/index.html) shows
vitrification, so youd be revived without In other words, its reasonable to assume the progress that has been made.
the short-term memory of the end of your that the fanciest future neuroscientists will
pre-vitrified life. But what vitrification can become so good at reading a damaged The yellow segmentthe state
preserve is the structure of your brain, vitrified brain for clues as to its original of medical technological
which conveniently, is all we care about. structure that a typical combo of aging, advancement as time moves
This concept gives us a clearer disease, heart stoppage, and vitrification forward (which relates to If 2)
understanding of the way cryonicists likely wont be able to stump them.
view death. To cryonicists, perfect health And to cryonicists, if future scientists can
means the exact arrangement of atoms examine your vitrified brain and figure out
in your healthy brain being intact, and the what its supposed to look like, youre not
process of dying means the deterioration deadby definition. As medical technology becomes more
of that arrangement due to phenomena The length of the blue segment and more advanced, the yellow segment
like aging, injury, disease, and, eventually, preservation qualityis affected by three growsbut while the blue segment
effects caused by heart stoppage. Death, to things: extends to the right as it grows, the yellow

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segment extends to the left. The key point
happens when technology eventually gets Nanotechnology Blue Box
so good that the yellow segment meets the Nanotechnology is our word for technology that deals with the manipulation
blue segment and you become officially of matter thats between 1 and 100 nanometers in size. A nanometer is
revivable. a billionth of a meter, or a millionth of a millimeter, and this 1-100 range
Some questions: encompasses viruses (100 nm across), DNA (10 nm wide), and things as small
Will If 2 happen? Will technology ever as large molecules like hemoglobin (5 nm) and medium molecules like glucose
reach the point when it can revive you? (1 nm). If/when we conquer nanotechnology, the next step will be the ability to
Assuming If 1 gets a check mark, manipulate individual atoms, which are only one order of magnitude smaller
cryonicists believe If 2 is likely to one day (~.1 nm).
get a check mark too. Because there are
only two ways to totally fail If 2: To understand the challenge of humans trying to manipulate matter in that
1. For some reason, humans range, lets take the same thing on a larger scale. The International Space
permanently stop working on Station is 268 mi (431 km) above the Earth. If humans were giants so large their
medical technology advancements heads reached up to the ISS, theyd be about 250,000 times bigger than they
before you hit the If 2 key point. are now. If you make the 1nm 100nm nanotech range 250,000 times bigger,
2. Humans go extinct before hitting you get .25mm 2.5cm. So nanotechnology is the equivalent of a human
the If 2 key point. giant as tall as the ISS figuring out how to carefully build intricate objects using
Barring those two situations, If 2 should materials between the size of a grain of sand and an eyeball. To reach the
eventually cooperate. The theory is that next levelmanipulating individual atomsthe giant would have to carefully
with enough future technology, youll one position objects that are 1/40th of a millimeterso small normal-size humans
day be revivable. would need a microscope to see them.
When will If 2 happen? How long Nanotech was first discussed by Richard Feynman in a 1959 talk, when he
until Im revived? explained: The principles of physics, as far as I can see, do not speak against
This part depends on how substantial the possibility of maneuvering things atom by atom. It would be, in principle,
the technological challenge of cryonic possible for a physicist to synthesize any chemical substance that the chemist
revival turns out to be and how quickly writes down. How? Put the atoms down where the chemist says, and so
technology ends up moving forwardbut you make the substance. Its as simple as that. If you can figure out how to
it also depends upon how well If 1 went. move individual molecules or atoms around, you can make literally anything.
As we just discussed, the better If 1 goes, Nanotechnology so advanced that it allows us to engineer at an atomic level is
the sooner If 2 happens. called molecular nanotechnology (MNT).
How will If 2 happen? What kind Humans havent yet conquered MNT, and scientists debate how long itll
of future technology might be able to take humanity to get there. But when we do, we might look back on todays
revive vitrified people? technology as terribly primitive, like the picture scientist Ralph Merkle paints:
Well, it depends on what we mean by Todays manufacturing methods are very crude at the molecular level.
revival. Cryonicists seem to have a Plan A Casting, grinding, milling and even lithography move atoms in great thundering
and a Plan B. statistical herds. Its like trying to make things out of LEGO blocks with boxing
Plan A: Restore the vitrified patient gloves on your hands. Yes, you can push the LEGO blocks into great heaps and
as a healthy human pile them up, but you cant really snap them together the way youd like.
Under Plan A, revival consists of
restoring the structure of the vitrified brain
MNT will be a game-changer in an around well enough to revive someone, we
to its original statei.e. putting all the
unimaginable number of arenas, one of should also have the technology to repair
atoms where they belong. To do that, you
which is in medicine. A brain synapse is and rejuvenate them. For someone who
need two things:
just a particular configuration of atoms, so was dying of cancer before going into
1. The info about where the atoms are
if we have the tools to move atoms around the thermos, not only will their successful
supposed to go
and put them where we want, then we revival mean that cancer has likely been
2. A way to put the atoms where
can perfectly repair a damaged synapse. conquered long ago, but probably aging
theyre supposed to go
Cryonicists believe MNT is the key to the too.
The first thing is taken care of if todays
future revival and restoration of cryonics Along the same lines, by that point we
vitrifying procedures do their job, assuming
patients. should also be able to either rejuvenate
future neuroscientists become really good
The first thought some people have the patients vitrified body or simply make
at deciphering a brains original state
when they think about revival is that a new, perfectly-working body. Alcors
from the information they can gather by
the person would be revived as the old Medical Response Director, Aaron Drake,
examining the vitrified brain.
and dying person they were before being explains: We know we can regenerate
The second thing requires molecular
vitrified. But thats not the plan. When we a small organ, and grow a new heart. We
nanotechnology. For a quick nanotech overview,
get to the point when we have technology know we can 3-dimensionally print cells
Ill steal part of a blue box from the AI post.
so incredible that we can move atoms and hearts. So at some point we would Cryonics / July-August 2016 15

need to regenerate her entire body, or at the organization to create a plan that owners of a cryonics company with the
least her organs, and put it all together. will save the patients. I mentioned that intention of shutting it down. All major
Then wed need to transplant that brain this happened a few times with some of the cryonics companies claim that theyre
into a new body. earlier companies. The major companies run and always will be run by passionate
today claim to have secure backup plans in cryonicists and this is not a possibilitybut
Plan B: Upload the persons place in case of the worst case scenario, and again, who knows.
brain info into a virtual this security blanket is the main purpose of The longer the green segment is and the
world Alcors sizable trust. longer it needs to hold out, the higher the
Plan B shares Plan As first requirement A natural disaster. An earthquake, chance of failing If 3. If patients can be
the info about where the atoms are tornado, or something else smashes the revived 40 years from now, theres a lot less
supposed to gobut not its need for building holding the thermoses to oblivion. that can go wrong than if revival doesnt
physical assembly. Instead, Plan B relies Neither major US cryonics company is in a become possible for 2,500 years.
on a hypothetical future technology called location highly prone to natural disasters But the companies are doing their best
whole brain emulation, where an entire Alcor actually located itself in Scottsdale, to plan for the long run. On the question
brain structure can be uploaded to a AZ because it is the place in the US least of how long until revival becomes possible,
computer with such perfect accuracy that at risk of natural disasters. Even if a Alcor says, Some think it will take centuries
everything about the person is intact and natural disaster were to strike, the patients before patients can be revived, while others
alive in a virtual world. might be finethe thermoses are strong, think the accelerating pace of technological
Sounds super fun, right? theyre power-outage-proof with no change might so rapidly transform our
This is an option if physical revival is too electricity involved, and even if a thermos world that decades would suffice. Alcor is
difficult, or if its so far in the future that is ruptured, theres the upside-down thing planning for however long it might take.
the physical world has actually gone out where patients heads will be the last body As time moves forward and both
of style entirely. If humans can somehow part affected. vitrification and revival technology
pull off whole brain emulation, you could A terrorist attack on a cryonics facility. improve, both the blue and yellow segments
be revived to wake up in a magical virtual There are a lot of people in the world will tend to move inward, invading the
world, fully conscious and no longer especially in the world of religionwho green segment from both sides. The big
confined to the limits and vulnerabilities of hate the concept of cryonics. picture might be best illustrated like this:
biology and the physical world. Please. War. All bets are off in war. (See diagram A.)
While both Plan A and B require The law prevents the cryonics This is how the blue, green and yellow
immense technological hurdles, cryonicists company from doing its job. This one segments work in flow with each other.
stress that both options are theoretically almost happened recently. In 2004, Arizona Cryonics companies often say cryonics will
possible. legislators tried to pass a bill that would be a last in, first out thing, and this graph
have put Alcor under the regulation of the shows exactly why(See diagram B.)
The green segmentthe State Funeral Board. This, if passed, would The more time that passes before
amount of time you need to have likely ended up shutting Alcor down. you need to be vitrified, the fancier
stay safely in storage before It turned into a nasty debate, centered the vitrification technology youll be
technology is able to revive largely around religious issues, with the treated with and the further along revival
you (which relates to If 3) religious voice disapproving of Alcors line technology will beand this smaller
of workbut ultimately, Alcor prevailed. technology gap will mean a sooner revival
That said, in order to do business legally, date. And with less time to have to rely on
Alcor has to accept bodies in the guise a cryonics company to care for you, the less
of anatomical donations for research risk youll be taking.
The green segments job is simple: hold purposes, a practice protected by the Its important to understand that the
everything together until the yellow constitutional right to donate ones body blue line on the graph applies to the average
segment connects to the blue segment. for research into cryopreservation. The cryonics patientsomeone who suffers
So what could mess up If 3? What law-related variable seems pretty stable from Alzheimers late in life will go into
could sabotage a vitrified persons ability to currently, but if someone has a long green vitrification in worse shape than a typical
remain bathed in liquid nitrogen as long as segment and requires 800 years of storage person of their time, so their particular
necessary? before their revival becomes possible, who challenge will be greater than the blue line
A lot of things. Like: the hell knows what will happenwhat is height that corresponds with the year of
The cryonics company screws up. A currently Scottsdale, AZ might not even be their death.
human-error-caused catastrophee.g. a part of the US by that point. Of course, the simple, straight lines
rupture in a thermos tank lets in heat, and The cryonics company comes under on the graph are portraying the general
all the liquid nitrogen evaporates before the ownership with different values and concept. The actual lines wont be straight
staff realizes what happened. they decide to give up on the patients. or predictable. One promising way this
The cryonics company goes bankrupt Or, more maliciously, a cryonics-hater might be the case is that the accelerating
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mean that the blue and yellow lines could
improve at a faster rate over time and look
like this: (See diagram C)
So thats how the first three Ifs work.
And thats all greatbut none of it matters
if If 4 doesnt pan out. Without If 4i.e.
Will people actually revive me when the
time comes?youre still just a helpless,
vitrified body, and if the external world
doesnt keep their side of the bargain once
you become revivable, youre out of luck
and youll never know it happened.
Youll be a little like a farm animal. You
might have rights in theory, but with no
ability to defend your own rights, youll rely
on other people to fight for those rights on
your behalf.
As Ive dug into this topic and talked
to people about it, Ive noticed that this
concern seems to jump immediately to
peoples minds as a reason cryonics is
unlikely to work out.
Diagram A They ask: There will be enough
problems on Earth to deal withdo you
really think people are going to care about
bringing dead people back to life?
Cryonicists have answers to this question.
First, they point out that patients wont
be floating in tanks in a world that has
forgotten them. Rather, as a patient, youd
likely have A) descendants or friends who
will be highly aware of you and eager to
see you reanimated, B) the larger cryonicist
community, who will be as passionately
interested in your fair treatment as PETA
activists are in the fair treatment of animals,
and C) the contractual obligation of your
future care-takerssimilar to how today
you might be operated on by a surgeon
who doesnt know you, but who diligently
cares for you anyway out of professional
Second, they argue that once the revival
of cryonics patients becomes a reality, the
publics conception of what a cryonics
patient is and what she deserves will
dramatically shift:
Long before it ever becomes possible to
contemplate revival of todays patients, reversible
suspended animation will be perfected as a
mainstream medical technology. From that point
forward, the whole tradition of caring for people
who cannot immediately be fixed will be strongly
reinforced in culture and law. By the time it
becomes possible to revive patients preserved with
the oldest and crudest technologies, revival from
Diagram B states of suspended animation will be something Cryonics / July-August 2016 17

After the initial shock, youll have to
figure out what kind of world youve
woken up into. Some possibilities:
It could suck. You could wake up in a
far future world thats a lot worse than the
one you previously lived in and a world in
which you know zero people. Even worse,
you could wake up in some really scary
situationwho knows what kind of creepy
shit might be going on in the future.
It could be blah. You could wake up in
a world thats kind of meh. Like its not as
future-y and cool as you thought it would
be and youre not immortal, just somewhat
restored and still vulnerable, and you have to
get a job and you dont really have applicable
skills for the times. Just kind of whatevs.
It could be incredibly rad. Probably
the most likely outcome, you could wake up
and it could be very, very rad. The future-y
stuff might be cool and fun beyond your
comprehension. You might have previously
Diagram C been 84 and aching everywhere and
forgetful, and suddenly you have the body
of a perfectly fit 20-year-old, or maybe
that has been done thousands, if not millions, of after an eight-hour nights sleep, it doesnt something even better, like a super-charged
times before. The moral and cultural imperative for feel like you just went to bed a second ago, synthetic body that doesnt feel pain or
revival when possible will be as basic and strong it feels like its been eight hours. But being exhaustion and cant get sick. Your old,
as the obligation to render first aid and emergency on pause in your liquid nitrogen thermos forgetful brain could be repaired and full
medical care today. is different. You wont experience the of vitality you havent experienced in 50
If a cryonics patient might seem to passage of time, so itll feel like you were years. And best, you might be surrounded
have the rights of a farm animal today, just awake in your previous life (the only by friends and family who were also
cryonicists expect that to become an reason it wont feel totally instantaneous cryopreserved and are unbelievably excited to
outdated and primitive-seeming viewpoint is that youll have lost your short term see you. It could be rad.
down the road. They believe cryonics memories). Youll probably be super It could be even crazier if you wake
patients will be looked upon more like disoriented, and someone will have to up in a virtual world after having had
todays coma patients. explain to you that A) youre in the future, your vitrified brain data uploaded to a
That sounds great, but of course, we and B) the cryonics worked, and youre computer. You wouldnt feel like you were
have no idea how the future will play out no longer a person about to dieyoure in a computeryoud feel every bit as real
or what the standing will be for the field healthy and rejuvenated and all set to start as you did when you were a human, except
of cryonics and its suspended patients. It living again. now everything is
does seem plausible, at least, that cryonics How intense. amazing and magical
patients will end up with more and more As a very not-heaven-believing person, and you can spend
rights in the future, not fewer and fewer. Ive always thought about how pleasantly almost all your time
If thats what happens, If 4 shouldnt be shocked I would be if I died and then woke fulfilling my lifelong
much of a problem. up in some delightful afterlife. Id look dream of sliding
And if all four Ifs go your way, youll around, slowly realize what was happening, down rainbows like
finally be able to move onto the next and then Id be like, WaitNO FUCKING this care bear.
stepthe one that will really blow your WAY. Then Id promptly plant myself at Your friends and family could be there
mind when it happens. the gates and watch other atheists come in with you, also virtually uploaded but
for the fun of seeing them go through the still fully themselves with all of their old
Step 9) Be revived same shock. memoriesall of you now eternal and
This will be quite the experience. I imagine being revived from cryonics indestructible, with no need for the physical
First, whether it happens 30 years or will be kind of like that. Maybe a few notches world or its resources.
2,000 years after you were last conscious, less shocking, since you presumably did the Who knows what kind of world youd
itll feel the same to youprobably a bit cryonics thing because you thought there wake up in? But a couple things lead me to
like a short nap. When you sleep, you feel was a chance it would workbut still a believe it would be a pretty good situation:
the passage of timewhen you wake up pretty big no fucking way moment.

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A really terrible future world happen to be born in. Thats really the way to the excitement of something as out
probably isnt the type of world that things should be. there as cryonics, its experts telling you
would be concerned with protecting Now that we all know a lot more about why it should be ignored.
and reviving cryonics patients. In a cryonics, lets bring back our sentence. This So I did that. And as I read, I weighed
world like that, youd probably just is where we were, and we were looking what I read against the rebuttal from
never wake up. closely at the three words in the red: cryonicists, which Id often find on Alcors
Likewise, a future that can revive Cryonics is the morbid process of highly comprehensive FAQ page. Other
vitrified people is by definition pretty freezing rich, dead people who cant resources for the cryonicist viewpoint
technologically amazing, so its hard accept the concept of death, in the are the thorough FAQ of the Cryonics
to imagine waking up in a world that hopes that people from the future will be Institutes ex-president, Ben Best, Alcors
hasnt solved all kinds of problems able to bring them back to life, and the Science FAQ and Alcors Myths page.
our current world suffers from. community of hard-core cryonics people The people who are super not into
might also be a Scientology-like cult. cryonics fall into a few general buckets:
The future tends to be better than We can get rid of rich, because at least
the past. Humans have the tendency for younger people, cryonics can be paid for Skeptic Type 1: The scientist
to predict dystopian futures, but at with a not-that-expensive life insurance plan. with a valid argument about
least so far, its been the other way We can get rid of dead, because why cryonics might not be
around. Say what you want about cryonics doesnt deal with dead people, it possible
the ills of todays world, but its deals with people currently doomed to die The mainstream medical community is
better to be a human today than it given the technology they have current generally not on board with cryonics. No
was 200 or 1,000 or 10,000 years access to. For the same reason, we can also health insurance company will cover it, no
ago. change the wording of bring them back government will subsidize it, no doctors
But because we have no idea what revival to life. will refer to it as a medical procedure.
will be like, we have this next step: And we can get rid of freezing, because Some skeptics make what seem to be
cryonics doesnt freeze peopleit vitrifies valid points. Biochemist Ken Storey says,
Step 10) Decide if youre into it them into an amorphous solid state. We have many different organs and
and want to stay While were here, lets get rid of morbid. we know from research into preserving
Barring some hilariously bad scenario Is a vitrified human head floating in liquid transplant organs that even if it were
where youre revived into a world of nitrogen morbid? Yes. Is it more morbid possible to successfully cryopreserve them,
eternal virtual torture with no ability to than being eaten by worms and microbes each would need to be cooled at a different
end itwhich really makes no sense underground or being burned to ashes? rate and with a different mixture and
cryonics is a risk-free venture. It has an Definitely not. So not a fair word to use. concentration of cryoprotectants. Even if
undo buttonjust kill yourself and its as So that leaves us with a sentence more you only wanted to preserve the brain, it
if it never happened. If youre not into it, like this: has dozens of different areas, which would
your journey ends here. Otherwise, move Cryonics is the process of pausing need to be cryopreserved using different
on to the next step. people in critical condition who cant protocols. Storey also points out just how
accept the concept of death, in the tall an order it would be to repair someone
Step 11) Enjoy shit hopes that people from the future will be damaged by vitrification, explaining that a
Weve kind of reached the end of me able to save them, and the community human cell has around 50,000 proteins and
guiding you. Youre now just living again of hard-core cryonics people might hundreds of millions of fat molecules that
like you were beforehopefully in a much also be a Scientology-like cult. make up the membranes. Cryopreservation
better situationand what you do at this And then theres the elephant in the disrupts all of them. (Alcor calls this
point is really your business. Just go do roomthis part of the sentence: and the statement patently false.)
your thing and enjoy being in the future. community of hard-core cryonics people might also Others point to the towering challenge of
be a Scientology-like cult. either repairing a human brain or scanning
Step 12) Die for real this time I put that in there because when youre one in order to upload it. Brazilian scientist
At some point, youll be over it. No one examining something that involves A) a Miguel Nicolelis emphasizes that the task
ever will ever ever want to live forever, a fringe community, B) the possible concept of scanning a human brain would require,
fact I realized at the end of my Grahams of immortality, and C) members paying large with todays technology, a million electron
Number post. When the time comes, I sums of money for services that theyre told microscopes running in parallel for ten
assume the fancy future will have some might pan out 1,000 years from nowyou years. Michael Hendricks, who studies
painless way to bow outsomething that have no choice but to put up your Is this a the brains of roundworms, believes the
will cause total info death, where your data Scientology-y thing? antenna. challenge of reviving the qualities that make
is truly unrecoverable. At that point, youll One way to let that antenna do its work someone who they are is far too complex
have lived the complete life you want to is to read a bunch of stuff written by smart, to achieve, explaining that while it might
live, not a life cut short by the limitations credible people who think the whole thing be theoretically possible to preserve these
of the medical technology of the time you is utter BS. If anything will disenchant you features in dead tissue, that certainly is not Cryonics / July-August 2016 19

happening now. The technology to do so, cryonics than you do right get roped into that reputation problem by
let alone the ability to read this information now having read this post association (they also have very little sense
back out of such a specimen, does not yet This is a surprisingly large category of of humor about people confusing the
exist even in principle. cryonics skeptics. Its amazing, for example, words cryogenics and cryonics).
how many people from the mainstream
Cryonicist response: Totes medical world argue that cryonics cant Cryonicist response: Whatevs.
Cryonicists dont really disagree with these work because when water freezes, it causes
people (Storeys quote notwithstanding). irreparable damage to human tissue. Skeptic Type 4: The person who
They readily admit that the challenges of believes that even if you can
reviving someone from cryopreservation Cryonicist response: Agreed revive a vitrified person, it
are insurmountable using todays thats why we dont freeze wont really be them.
technology. They simply point out that A) people. Please read about This relates to a philosophical quandary I
theres no scientific evidence that cryonics what cryonics is before saying explored in the post What Makes You You?
cant work, B) we shouldnt underestimate more words out of your Are you your body? Your brain? The data
what future technology will be able to mouth. in your brain? Something less tangible like a
do (imagine how mind-blowing CRISPR Among the cryonics skeptics who literally soul? This all becomes highly relevant when
would be to someone in the year 1700 dont get what modern cryonics consists were thinking about cryonics. Its hard to
and think about what the equivalent of is celebrity physicist Michio Kaku, read about cryonic revival, and especially the
would be for us), and C) there have been someone I normally like, but who in prospect of waking up in a virtual world
some promising developmentslike the this clip ( youve been uploaded into, without asking,
recent well-preserved vitrified rabbit brain watch?v=m-tcfWnZgCo) is taken to town But waitwill that still be me?
newsthat suggest theres reason for by Alcors CEO for having no idea what This is a common objection to cryonics,
optimism. hes talking about. but few people will argue with conviction
Im yet to hear a cryonicist say, Part of the reason most scientists dont that they know the answer to this question
Cryonics will work. They just dont feel get cryonics has to do with its cross- one way or the other.
that this is a case where a lack of proof disciplinary nature. Alcor explains:
amounts to a lack of credibility. Alcors Most experts in any single field will say that Cryonicist response: Yeah,
Science FAQ addresses this: The burden they know of no evidence that cryonics can work. were not sure about that
of proof lies with those who make a claim Thats because cryonics is an interdisciplinary field either. Fingers crossed
that is inconsistent with existing well- based on three facts from diverse unrelated sciences. though.
established scientific theory. Cryonics is Without all these facts, cryonics seems ridiculous. Most cryonicists have a hunch that you can
not inconsistent with well-established Unfortunately that makes the number of experts survive cryopreservation intact (cryonicist
scientific theory At no point does qualified to comment on cryonics very small. For Eliezer Yudkowsky argues that successful
cryonics require that existing physical law example, very few scientists even know what cryonics preserves anything about you that
be altered in any way. vitrification is. Fewer still know that vitrification is preserved by going to sleep at night and
Cryonicists also dont waste an can preserve cell structure of whole organs or whole waking up the next morning) but they
opportunity to point out these quotes: brains. Even though this use of vitrification has also admit that this is yet another variable
There is no hope for the fanciful been published, it is so uncommon outside of theyre not sure about. You might even
idea of reaching the Moon because of cryonics that only a handful of cryobiologists know want to consider this a fifth If to add
insurmountable barriers to escaping it is possible. onto our list: If what seems to be a revived
the Earths gravity. Dr. Forest me is actually me
Ray Moulton, University of Chicago Skeptic Type 3: The
astronomer, 1932. cryogenicist who doesnt Skeptic Type 5: The person
All this writing about space travel want the other cool kids who, regardless of whether
is utter bilge. Sir Richard Woolley, to think hes friends with cryonics can work or not,
Astronomer Royal of Britain, 1956. cryonics, the weird outsider. thinks its a bad thing
To place a man in a multi-stage rocket Theres an amusing little one-way rivalry There are lots of these people. A handful
and project him into the controlling going on between cryogenicists (who, of examples:
gravitational field of the moon. I am remember, deal with the science of the Argument: Cryonics is icky.
bold enough to say that such a man-made effects of cold temperatures in general) Typical cryonicist response: Yup, but
voyage will never occur regardless of all and cryonicists. Cryogenicists tend to view less icky than decaying underground.
future advances. Dr. Lee De Forest, cryonics like an astronomer would view Argument: Cryonics is creepy and
famous engineer, 1957. astrologyor at least, thats what they unnatural.
say publicly out of caution. They seem to Typical cryonicist response: People
Skeptic Type 2: The scientist sometimes admit that there could be sound said the same thing about the first organ
who argues that cryonics science behind cryonics, but they also know transplants.
wont work even though that cryonics lacks credibility with the wider Argument: Cryonics is trying to play
they know less about science community and they dont want to God and cheat death.

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Typical cryonicist response: Is care of itself. Couples have fewer children safer bet is on cryonics eventually working.
resuscitating someone whose heart has at later ages. This is happening in the world If something important isnt impossible, the
stopped playing God and cheating death? right now. The worst population problems future will probably figure out a way to make
How about chemotherapy? are where people are poor and life spans it happen, with enough time.
Argument: Cryonics is a scam. short, not long. Theres also the why the fuck not?
Typical cryonicist response: The major Argument: But Ted Williams. argument cryonicists make thats very hard
cryonics companies are all nonprofits, the Let me explain. There are a handful for skeptics to thwart.
employees are paid modestly and the board of famous people signed up for cryonics, Pro-cryonics scientist Ralph Merkle says
members running the company (who are like Ray Kurzweil, nanotech pioneer Eric it well:
all signed up for cryonics themselves) arent Drexler, and celebrities like Larry King, The correct scientific answer to the question
paid at all. So who exactly is benefiting Britney Spears, Simon Cowell, and Paris Does cryonics work? is: The clinical trials are
from this scam? Hilton. But there are very few big names in progress. Come back in a century and well give
Argument: If you have enough money among the 300 or so who are already you an answer based on the outcome. The relevant
[for cryonics], then you have enough vitrified. One that is is baseball legend Ted question for those of us who dont expect to live
money to help somebody in need today. Williams. that long is: Would I rather be in the control
Bioethicist Kenneth Goodman Williams is the first thing that comes group, or the experimental group? We are forced
Actual cryonicist response: If you to mind when a lot of people think about by circumstances to answer that question without
have enough money for health insurance cryonics, an unfortunate fact that cryonicists the benefit of knowing the results of the clinical
(which costs a lot more than cryonics), wish would go away, because his story is trials.
then you have enough money to help mired in scandal (two of Williams children The only way to shoot down a response
somebody else in need today. In fact, if you said cryonics is what he wanted while the that says, We dont know but we might
have enough money for any discretionary other claimed he wanted to be cremated as well try is to say, There is definitely no
expenditure (travel, sports, movies, beer), and the son was just cryopreserving him point in trying because its impossible. And
then you have enough money to help so he could later profit off of his DNA very few credible scientists would claim
somebody in need today. Of all the ways samples). The ugly story ended up, fairly or to have that conviction about things as
people choose to spend substantial sums unfairly, as a stain on the cryonics industry mysterious as the workings of the brain
of money over a lifetime, singling out the in many peoples heads, partially because in and the possibilities of the far future.
health care choice of cryonics as selfish is the midst of it, Sports Illustrated published The other thing that struck me as I
completely arbitrary. an article about the scandal with quotes learned about cryonics is that cryonicists
Argument: Money invested to from an ex-Alcor employee accusing Alcor arent usually salesy at all when they
preserve human life in the deep freeze is of mismanaging the Williams vitrification, talk about cryonics. The impression I got
money wasted, the sums involved being among other things. from my research is that cryonicists tend
large enough to fulfill a punitive function Typical cryonicist response: Unfairly. to be well-educated, rational, realistic, and
as a self-imposed fine for gullibility and Its a stain unfairly. The accusations werent humble about what they know and dont
vanity. Biologist Jean Medawar based in reality, and the employee recently know. They readily admit the problems
Actual cryonicist response: Nobody admitted in court that what he said may not and shortcomings of the field and theyre
would ever imagine calling the first recipients have been true. careful to use measured, responsible
of bone marrow transplants or artificial Argument: Life is long enough. People language so as not to distort the nuances
hearts gullible and vain. And what of arent supposed to live longer than we do of the truth. And despite a general lack
dying children who are cryopreserved? now. Just enjoy what youve got. of support from the mainstream medical
Cryonics is an experiment, and people who Typical cryonicist response: Thank community, plenty of reputable scientists
choose this experiment are worthy of the you for your opinion. I disagree. have become fervent cryonicists.
same respect as other participants in high So how does my Scientology antenna feel So, for now, cryonics has satisfied my
risk medical endeavors. after reading about 50 skeptic opinions? Scientology antenna.
Argument: Cryonics will cause an Well, the skeptics definitely helped me Which shortens our sentence to this:
overpopulation disaster. appreciate the magnitude of the challenge Cryonics is the process of pausing
Actual cryonicist response: This is a at hand with cryonics. Science has a people in critical condition who cant
common one Ive heard in my discussions. long way to go before cryonics can truly accept the concept of death, in the
Heres what Alcor says: What about function as a pause button instead of a hopes that people from the future will
antibiotics, vaccinations, statin drugs and stop buttonand we may never get there. be able to save them.
the population pressures they bring? Its But it left me feeling every bit as The final wording in the sentence that
silly to single out something as small and confident that cryonics is a worthy pursuit Id like to challenge is:
speculative as cryonics as a population and possibly a total game-changer. The fact Cryonics is the process of pausing
issue. Life spans will continue increasing in that cryonic revival seems plausible, coupled people in critical condition who cant
developed parts of the world, cryonics or with the fact that through most of history, accept the concept of death, in the
not, as they have done for the past century. the people of the time couldnt have even hopes that people from the future will
Historically, as societies become more imagined the magic that future technology be able to save them.
wealthy and long-lived, population takes would make real, makes me feel like the This is the part of the sentence that Cryonics / July-August 2016 21

carries a twinge of eye-rolling contempt And this explains the divide between ancient people trying to understand how
something people often feel when they hear how cryonicists feel about cryonics and earthquakes work so they could be best
about someone with a desire to conquer how the rest of us view it. The divide is for prepared for the next one, and I realized
mortality. Aside from the aversion we have two reasons: that when I shook my head at Peter Thiel, I
to the prospect of a human body floating 1. Cryonicists view death as a process was being like one of the hordes of ancient
in a freezing tank, many of us feel a distaste and consider many people who people who worshipped the gods that had
towards the motivation behind cryonics. It are declared dead today to still be punished us with that earthquake and who
seems greedy to want more than your one aliveand they view cryonics as wanted to burn those rare scientists at the
standard life. an attempted transfer of a living stake for their blasphemous thinking.
Im not one to typically feel contempt patient to a future hospital that I started this post thinking Id simply
at something like this, but early in my can save his life. In other words, write a mini post about this little
research, even I found myself doing a little they view cryonics merely as an community of cryonicists and what they
head shake when I read about billionaire attempt to resist the overlord, no were trying to do and ended it staring at
Peter Thiel signing up for cryonics a while different than the way we view another example of todays self-proclaimed
back. someone being transferred to a science-minded rationalists being
But this post has forced me to take a big hospital in a different location tomorrows idol-worshippers.
step backback to where I can see death which has better treatment options I also saw my conception of end-of-
not as a moment but as a process, back to for their condition. Most of us, by life morality flip itself on its head. At the
where I can see the human lifespan as a contrast, view death as a singular beginning of my research, my question
product of our times, not our biology, and moment, so we see cryonics as an was, Is cryonics an okay thing to do? By
back to where I see the concept of human attempt to bring a dead person the end, the question was , Is it okay to not
health spread out along the spans of time back to lifei.e. we see cryonics as sign up a dying child for cryonics, or will
and where I can imagine how future humans an attempt to defeat the overlord. future people view that the way we see a
will see our current times of helplessness in When cryonicists see us cheer on parent refusing to allow life-saving medical
the face of biological deterioration. a billionaire who fights cancer and treatment to their child for religious
From way out here, it hits you that were shake our heads at one who signs reasons?
living in a phasea sad little window that up for cryonics, when they see us Cryonics has quickly come to seem not
an intelligent species inevitably passes praying for someone in a coma and only like a good thing to try, but like the right
through, when theyre advanced enough rolling our eyes at someone being thing to do.
to understand their own mortality, but still vitrifiedthey see us being highly Thats certainly how Alcor sees it. They
too primitive to save themselves from it. irrational. say:
We grapple with this by treating death like The moral argument for cryonics is that its wrong
a tyrannical overlord we wouldnt dare try 2. Cryonicists view death not as an all- to discontinue care of an unconscious person when
to challenge, not even in our own private powerful overlord but as a puzzle they can still be rescued. This is why people who fall
thoughts. Weve been universally defeated to be solved. They see humans as unconscious are taken to hospital by ambulance,
and dominated by this overlord for as long an arrangement of atoms and see why they will be maintained for weeks in intensive
as weve existed, and all we know how to no reason that arrangement should care if necessary, and why they will still be cared
do is bow down to it in full resignation of have to inevitably deteriorate if for even if they dont fully awaken after that. It is
its power over us. our scientists can just get better at a moral imperative to care for unconscious people as
Future humans who have one day working with atoms. So for them, long as there remains reasonable hope for recovery.
overthrown the overlord will look at trying to defeat death altogether And once youre looking through that
the phase were in and our resulting is an obvious, rational mission to lens, everything we consider normal starts
psychological condition with such clarity undertake. But most of us view to look crazy.
theyll be sad for us the way were sad for death as a fundamental fact of When Kim Suozzi found out she was
brainwashed members of an ancient cult the universea mysterious and dying of cancer at age 23, she signed up to
who commit mass suicide because the terrifying shadow that hovers over be cryopreserved. She viewed it like trying
master has instructed it. all living things and that only a naive a new experimental drug that might have
Our will isnt broken when it comes to fool would try to escape fromso a chance to save her when nothing else
resisting the overlordthats why we see it instead of cheering on the people coulda no-brainer. But her father fiercely
as honorable to fight cancer till the final trying to solve the puzzle of death, resisted the decision, Reddit users scorned
minute, heroic to risk your own life for a we scoff at them and laugh at them, her for it, and the story was unusual enough
good cause and make it out alive, and a as if theyre too immature to come to warrant a feature article in the New York
terrible mistake to resign to the overlord to peace with the inevitable. Times.
prematurely and commit suicide. Its as if Kim was part of a group of
Looking at this through a zoomed out
But when it comes to defeating the the worlds cancer-stricken 23-year-olds as
lens was a big Whoa Moment epiphany
overlord, our will has been squashed by they all walked toward a cliff to fall into
for me. Suddenly, I saw the cryonicists of
a history that tells us that the overlord is the jaws of the overlord, and Kim saw a
the world in the same light as those rare
indestructible. rope hanging from a higher cliff across the

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chasm and decided to jump for it because 3. Hope. Ive always been jealous of step back, procrastinating on this is really
maybe, just maybe, it could pull her to religious people, because on their shortsighted. Just do what I didbook
safety. And the Times found that to be so deathbed, instead of thinking, appointments so youll actually do it.
bizarre, and so out there, that they wrote a Shit, theyre thinking, Okay I hope youll do it the same way Id hope
piece on it. Huh? heres the big momentam I about youd take a shot with an experimental drug
From far away, it looks a lot like were all to blink and wake up in heaven?? if you were sick and it were the one chance
on a plane thats going down, with our only Much more fun. And much more you had. Because its worth a try. Because it
shot at survival being to take a chance with exciting. Whether cryonics pans just might work. Because why the fuck not.
an experimental parachuteand were all out or not, as I age, at least a little And because Dylan Thomas said it best:
just staying in our seats. part of me can now be thinking, I
Ive decided to take a parachute and wonder whats gonna happen when Do not go gentle into that good night.
jump. I have an appointment set up for I die? Atheists arent supposed to Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
early April with a life insurance agent and get to think that. Humans dont
Alcor member to get set up with a plan. I need a huge amount of hope to feel
can boil the decision down to three reasons: hopefulthey just need something
to cling onto. Just enough to be able
1. I love life. Readers have picked up to have the So youre sayin theres
on my mild obsession with death, a chance! feeling.
which might have something to do
Some of you will resonate with my
with the 55 times Ive talked about decisionothers will think it makes me
it on this blog. But when they bring silly, gullible, or selfish. AUTHOR
it up with me, they refer to it as my Either way, you should think about this
fear of death. Which isnt quite how and the fact that you currently have a plan,
I feel. Its more that I really like life. whether you realize it or not. Likely, that
I like doing things and thinking plan is to resign to death. To walk off the
things and I like my family and With Wait But Why, Tim Urban
cliff instead of jumping for the lifeline. To
friends and want to keep hanging stay planted in your seat as the plane goes demonstrates that complex and
out with them if I can. I also down. long-form writing can stand out
really want to see what happens. I Thats not necessarily the wrong in an online wilderness choked
want to be there when we figure decision, depending on who you are, what with listicles and clickbait. Tim
out the Fermi Paradox and when you believe, and what you value. But if Urban has become one of the
we discover what dark matter is thats your plan, it should be because you
and when we terraform Mars and Internets most popular writers.
like that plan more than the alternative
when AI takes all our jobs and then not because you havent thought about With wry stick-figure illustrations
extincts all of us. I want to see what it and are just doing what everyone else and occasionally epic prose on
the 23rd century is like and see how is doing. This is a matter of your one everything from procrastination
cool the phones are by then. Being existence, and you have to take the fate of to artificial intelligence, Urbans
alive is a lot more interesting than that existence into your own, independent- blog, Wait But Why, has garnered
being dead. And since I have all of thinking hands.
eternity to be dead, it seems logical millions of unique page views,
And if you decide that you probably
to stay not dead for at least a while would rather grab a parachute than stay thousands of patrons, and famous
when I have the chance. in your seat, try not to fall victim to a fans like Elon Musk.
common trap:
2. This chart.
Thats a real term used in the cryonics
world to describe the phenomenon of
peopleespecially young peoplesaying,
Yeah duh Im obviously doing cryonics
when I die and then not actually going
through the actions to sign up and start
paying money. Its naturalwhat could
possibly be easier to procrastinate on? That
item on your listsign up for cryonics
tends to never find itself at the top of the
to-do list. But no matter what age you are,
unexpected things can happen, and if you
never got around to signing up when they
do, youre out of luck. If you take a big Cryonics / July-August 2016 23