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10 Reasons to ALWAYS Get Involved
With Married Women
(A Comical Empathy of a Bizzare Nature)
Prologue: Seriously Woman! Get Out of My Kitchen!
Chapter 1: My Failed Cheating High Schoolers
Chapter 2: Why Short Brunette Athletes are the Best
(Que the Anime Girls Just in Case)
Chapter 2 & 4/9ths: Banging Exchange Students
Chapter 3: Who Are You Calling Mother?!
Chapter 4: Religion, Politics, Race and Hedgehogs
Chapter 5: Fuck, I Forgot; There is No Chapter Five
Chapter 6: Go Home! (I’mma Drink Myself To Sleep)
Epilogue: Derz the Bachelor (When the Llama Takes
You Down) and My One True Love