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Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga. un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?" 5. School Testla Bit adikalam. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum.. paambu kottina valikkum.. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?! 11. aana Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma? 3. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum. Thel kottina valikkum. 12. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.    2... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum.. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum.nnu solla mudiyuma? 6. Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam . avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa mudiyum 4. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!   c ! !!. Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma? 9. avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?! 10. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum .. Kolammavil kolam podalam. mudi kottina valikkuma? 8.... College Testla Bit adikalam.. 7. "Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum.......

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Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam. Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha. Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa? 18. aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna mudiyuma? 21. Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum. 'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu. Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma? 22. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma? 19...16. Cell moolama sms anuppalaam..Ana. 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu .. Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma? 17. Tea cupla tea irukum. aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal vibaraithama aayidum !!! Bagya i   . aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu? 20..

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  / !  In Tamilnadu . Mr. Jeppier . angrily: -----------.. he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre .. Girls should not wear T sirt . there is a well known person by name . though the boy did no t see them. You three of you stand together separately.--- Sir had once gone to a film with his wife..(?) # While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this ) -----------..... The girl with the mirror please comes her..--------.. he talk . V shirt.. # To a boy ...... . always speaks in English.. why you middle middle talk? # While punishing students: -----------.-- You ...--------- I talk .. (to that boy) .. . . There is no wind in the balloon....... Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges . Why are you late .... but if you want to wear ....say YES or NO ..English.--------.... rotate the ground four times. So the next day at s school.with his.. By chance ...{Means: girl with specs please come here)..----- All of you stand in a straight circle.... (pig=big) Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.. remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus # Sir at his best: -----------.... Now .... You . go and understand the tree.-- Every body should wear dress to college Boys no proplum Girls are pig proplum ... That college students have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English" .. here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English" # At the ground: -----------. Njoy ....... U shirt ."Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre" .

Let the Air Force come in.------- Open the doors of the window. tomorrow u marry I the enjoy" At St.# Sir at his best inside the Class room: -----------. so he went to the dais . because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).." Close the doors of the windows please. tomorrow u get good job ... Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences .. Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver. I have winter in my nose today. meet me behind the class.--------....I will take the bigger half. jpr the happy ... Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003: "No ragging this college. the function had begun . Let the atmosphere come in....) This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class. by the time he reached . Cut an apple into two halves .. U get good marks .... and said . I the happy . boys.Quiet . At Sathyabama college day 2002: "This college strict u the worry no . Take 5 cm wire of any length.. Once Sir had come late to a college function . Shhh. (Meaning AFTER the class. sorry I am late .--------.. Open the doors of the window. Anybody rag we arrest the police " c&'  .--------..the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor You .

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