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EVENTS
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“One Man’s Opinion”
Part I
I was shocked when I heard the news about the murder on Monday.
I had received the police email notification, but I just skimmed it with
the intention of reading it in detail later, so I wasn’t aware of the per-
sons involved until someone told me. It’s distressing, because I am
well acquainted with both of the young men and to my knowledge
they were good friends. They worked at the same place and both
were customers of and have appeared in the HOT SPOT.

Now one is dead, and the other is charged with murder. Two young men in their twenties and for
all intents and purposes, both their lives are now lost. A split second decision over a matter that
couldn’t have been that important, was life changing.

I don’t even know where to begin with rants about the futility of violence to solve disputes and the
depletion of our younger generation of men, through murder, incarceration and under education. I’m
not even going to try this time. I just want the families to know, that the times I spent with both of
these young men were always filled with good times and laughter. I know that the deceased young
man will be missed as a life gone too soon and the incarcerated young man will forever be wonder-
ing what happened and why?

Along these same lines another young man was killed last month. I’d only met him a couple of times
when he was a teenager, but I worked very closely, with one of his parents on a daily basis, so I had
a good feel for the type of family he was from. I hard working, Christian, upstanding household who
stressed education to the children and yet the outcome was the same. The young man was killed in
the street.

To date, a few years back a young man that I knew was killed outside, while I was in the club. A cou-
ple of months later, as I was getting out of my car a young man was shot and killed in broad daylight
on the corner, Then last year another young man, I’d met was killed at the club where he worked.
Now this year a young man who I knew was killed after a run-in with the authorities and now these
most recent incidents. I know the nature of my business puts me in contact with a lot more young
people than most people my age, but my dealings with these young people have far and away been
positive. So it hurts me deeply, when, one, ….by one, …..by one, ….by one, ...they’re gone.

If Someone, Anyone has the answer as to how we can STOP this Madness, please tell me, or better
yet tell someone who can do something about it. If you know, just tell me what to do and I’ll do it.

Until then, I can only ask, Why Does This Keep on Happening?

Just, One Man’s Opinion.


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The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad A couple had been married for 45 years and had
You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with
thing in the middle of them. 22 grandchildren.
The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back
of your ankle. When asked the secret for staying together all that
time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a
The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on. promise to each other: the first one to pack up and
There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find leave has to take all the kids...."
an address.

You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.


One Liners
There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
The Government wants more money? Why don't they try selling
You can never put anything back in a box the way it came. candy bars like the Boy Scouts do?

Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a read- Many people will spend the summer occupied with fishing and
ing. politics. In fishing you use a worm, and in politics a worm uses
you.
A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but
buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.
A person that learns from their mistakes is smart. A person that
There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray. learns from other people's mistakes is smarter.

You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laun- Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible.
dry comes out covered with lint.
I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the
The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish end.
crossing.

A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your fill-
I'm learning to speak Spanish by calling my bank and pressing
ing (or braces). the #2 button.

You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7pm instead of 7am. It takes less time to do something right than to explain why you
did it wrong.
The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
The things you tell your teenagers don't reach them 'til they're
You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get in their 40s.
out.

People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a


He who lives without discipline dies without honor.
counter just opening up.
I have a speech impediment . . . my foot.
Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.
I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for
You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary be- it.
cause you don't know how to spell it.
The more you say, the less people remember.
You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that
you're just browsing.
98% of the time I am right. Why worry about the other 3%.
You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't
find it. Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.

You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash Practice courtesy. You never know when it might become
your head on the way up. popular again.

Any sports fan can tell you the most brutal thing about profes-
sional football is the price of the tickets.
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Tired of the inconvenience of driving


from the airport to his country cottage,
a man equipped his small plane with
pontoons so he could land on the lake
directly in front of his cottage. On
his next trip however, he made his
approach down the airport runway as
usual.

Alarmed, his wife cried out, "Are you


crazy? You can't land this plane here
without wheels!" The startled husband
yanked the nose up, narrowly averting
certain disaster.

Continuing home, he landed the plane


on the lake without mishap. As he sat
there, visibly shaken, he said to his
wife, "I don't know what on earth got
into me. That's the stupidest thing I've
ever done in my life!"

And with that, he opened the door and


stepped out... right into the water.
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whis- Car Insurance Claims
pers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the
world. Watch while I prove it to you."
"I started to slow down but the traffic was more
stationary than I thought."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quar-
ters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,
"I pulled to the side of the road with smoke coming
"Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters
from under the hood. I realized the car was on fire
and leaves.
so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never
Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid
learns!"
the accident? A: Travelled by bus?
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same
The claimant had collided with a cow. The ques-
young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey,
tions and answers on the claim form were - Q:
son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the
What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q:
quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
What warning was given by the other party? A:
Moo.
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day
I take the dollar, the game's over!"
"On approach to the traffic lights the car in front
suddenly broke."

"I didn't think the speed limit applied after mid-


Two old friends met one day after many years. night"
One attended college, and now was very suc-
cessful. The other had not attended college "I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I
and never had much ambition. would not have asked her to drive it if I had
thought there was any risk."
The successful one said, "How has everything "Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably
been going with you?" Voodoo."

"Well, one day I opened the Bible at random, "The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up
and dropped my finger on a word and it was so I hit him again."
oil. So, I invested in oil, and boy, did the oil
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced
wells gush. Then another day I dropped my at my mother-in-law and headed over the embank-
finger on another word and it was gold. So, I ment."
invested in gold and those mines really pro-
duced. Now, I'm as rich as Bill Gates." "The other car collided with mine without giving
warning of its intention."
The successful friend was so impressed that he
"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other
rushed to his hotel, grabbed a Gideon Bible, way."
flipped it open, and dropped his finger on a
page. He opened his eyes and his finger rested "A truck backed through my windshield into my
on the words, "Chapter Eleven." wife's face."

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."


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Interesting Facts Chain Letters
I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to
- 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the send me your chain letters over the past two years.
left hand.
Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.
- The Baby Ruth candy bar was actually named after Grover Because of your concern.......
Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth. ---
I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet
stains.
- Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always all
---
the same sex.
I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make
these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their
- Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get
cans.
leprosy. ---
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes
- A group of unicorns is called a blessing. Twelve or more cows cancer.
are known as a "flink." A group of frogs is called an army. A ---
group of rhinos is called a crash. A group of kangaroos is called I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could
a mob. A group of whales is called a pod. A group of geese is be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
called a gaggle. A group of ravens is called a murder. A group ---
of officers is called a mess. A group of larks is called an exalta- I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell
tion. A group of owls is called a parliament. like a water buffalo on a hot day.
---
- Physicist Murray Gell-Mann named the sub-atomic particles I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me
known as quarks for a random line in James Joyce, "Three with a perfume sample and rob me.
quarks for Muster Mark!" ---
I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are
- The phrase "sleep tight" derives from the fact that early mat- actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
tresses were filled with straw and held up with rope stretched ---
across the bed frame. A tight sleep was a comfortable sleep. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support
our troops.
- "Three dog night" (attributed to Australian Aborigines) came ---
about because on especially cold nights these nomadic people I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial
needed three dogs (dingos, actually) to keep from freezing. a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with
calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.
- Gilligan of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only ---
used once, on the never-aired pilot show. His first name was I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible
Willy. The skipper's real name on Gilligan's Island is Jonas mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
Grumby. It was mentioned once in the first episode on their ra- ---
dio's newscast about the wreck. I no longer go to bars because someone will drug me and take my
kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
---
- In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if
I forward an email to 7 of my friends and make a wish within 5
- Ivory bar soap floating was a mistake. They had been
minutes.
overmixing the soap formula causing excess air bubbles that
---
made it float. Customers wrote and told how much they loved I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who
that it floated, and it has floated ever since. has been dying for the past seven years.
---
- Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a build- I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I re-
ing it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat ceive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight participating in their special e-mail program.
floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct ---
itself. (I don't want to know how they found this out) Now to Return the Favor:
If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60
- Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will fly over your head at 5:00
weeks otherwise it will digest itself. PM and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits.

- The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows." I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a
friend of a friend's neighbor's cousin, and he's a lawyer. So you'd
better get going on that e-mail!!!
Laughs Laughs
It's So Hot In Here…
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
The birds have to use pot holders to pull worms out of the
husband when he burst into the kitchen.
ground.
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep
"Careful," he cried, "CAREFUL! Put in some them from laying hard boiled eggs.
more butter! Oh my goodness! You're cooking too The cows are giving evaporated milk.
many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN The trees are whistling for the dogs.
THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my word! You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when You discover that you can get a sunburn through your face
you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are shield.
you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't You notice the best parking place is determined by shade
instead of distance.
forget to salt them. You know you always forget to
Hot water now comes out of both taps.
salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE No one would dream of wearing shorts and sitting on a
SALT!" vinyl motorcycle seat! Now that your yard has burnt, you
do not have to spend time mowing but it. is still to hot to
The wife stared at him in amazement, "What in the ride.
world is wrong with you? You think I don't know You have to chew the air properly before you can swallow
how to fry a couple of eggs?" it.
The next person to ask you "Hot 'nuff for ya?" WILL re-
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you ceive a black eye.
what it feels like when I'm driving."
Laughs Laughs
One-liners...
My girlfriend called me as she was Middle age is when you are warned to slow down by a doctor
instead of a policeman.
driving to an appointment. She ar- A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
rived, and I could tell from her voice Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
that she was getting frustrated. Fi- To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for
me.
nally she said, "I know I had my cell When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
phone with me. And now I can't find What will today's younger generation tell their children they
it!" had to do "without"?
If you're doing the speed limit, you're in the way.
It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
Bumper Sticker: Excuse me for driving so closely in front of
I replied, "Aren't you talking on it!?" you.
Today is the last day of your life, so far.
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
There was a solid period of stunned People never grow up; they just learn how to act in public.
One half of the world will never understand the other half and it
silence as the reality of the situation doesn't matter which half you're in.
I've discovered the whole problem with the National Debt. Most
sank in - followed by, "You are NOT of us work 5 days a week and the government spends 7.
going to tell anybody about this!" You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out
its neck.
No matter how bad it gets, I'm rich at the dollar store.
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I have my changed my system for labeling


homemade freezer meals. I used to care-
fully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf"
or "Pot Roast" or "Steak and Vegetables or
"Chicken and Dumplings" or "Beef Pot
Pie."

However, I used to get frustrated when I


asked my husband what he wanted for din-
ner because he never asked for any of those
things. So, I decided to stock the freezer
with what he really likes.

If you look in my freezer now you'll see a


whole new set of labels. You'll find dinners
with neat little tags that say: "Whatever,"
"Anything," "I Don't Know," "I Don't
Care," "Something Good," or "Food." My
frustration is now reduced because no mat-
ter what my husband replies when I ask
him what he wants for dinner, I know that
it is there waiting

After being away on business, Tim thought Sudoku Solution


it would be nice to bring his wife a little
gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked
the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bot-
tle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she re-


turned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
"That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a


tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said
Tim, "is I'd like to see something really
cheap."

The clerk handed him a mirror.


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