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Song: Get back to Hogwarts s

(In Hogwarts Castle, Harry sits alone on his luggage.)

HARRY (transposed key to 3 semi tones up to possibly suit Leos vocals):


Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel glares of
My cousin, my uncle and my aunt.
Can't believe how cruel they are
And it stings my lighting scar
To know that they'll never, ever give me what I want.
I know I don't deserve these
Stupid rules made by the Dursleys
Here on Privet drive.
Can't take all of these muggles,
But despite all of my struggles,
I'm still alive.
Im sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, its September, and Im skipping this town
Hey, its no mystery,
Theres nothing here for me now
(He stands up.)

I got to get back to Hogwarts;


I got to get back to school.
Got to get myself to Hogwarts,
Where everybody knows I'm cool
Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts,

(Cast come in a few at a time)

To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts.


Its all that I love, and it's all that I need.
At HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, Oh yeah I'm going back.

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SNAPE:

Quiet. There will be no singing in these hallowed halls of Hogwarts.


You better watch yourself this year, Potter. No doubt it will be
full of surprises

DRACO:

Hey, Potter. Hey, Potter. Potter, Potter.

HARRY:

What Malfoy?
DRACO:

I drew a picture of you.

RON:

What?

DRACO:

You see what's happening to you in it? It's you getting hit in the
head with a Quaffle.

(Crabbe and Goyle laugh heartily)

DRACO:

Don't you feel foolish?

Look, that's me. That one, that's me and I'm in the background
laughing and pointing at you. We're having a right good time aren't'
we? Pay special attention to the shading on your sweater. It's
rather good. It's actually quite good. It's, it's probably the best
I've ever done. Actually, can I have that back? Wait, no, I'm taking
it!

What do you think of that Potter huh? I've stolen your favourite
drawing right? Look, what do you think of this, no.

(ripped paper)

Goyle, paste it! Now look what you've done Potter! You wait until my
father hears about this.

HERMIONE:

You know what Malfoy, leave Harry alone. I mean, it's not like that
drawing's that good.

DRACO:

Not. That. Good? Let's see you try to draw something better you
little Mudblood?

RON:

(To Draco) Hey!

(To Hermione) Yeah Herman, let's see you draw something right now in
front of everyone

(everyone pressures her to draw something).


HARRY:

Just stop it! This is no way to go about this. Okay, (singing)


Hermione can't draw

ALL (except HERMIONE):

Hermione can't draw, Hermione cannot draw! She only reads books and
she cannot draw, even if she's reading a "How to Draw" book.
Hermione can't draw, Hermione can't draw, Hermione cannot draw.
(Snape enters and joins in)

SNAPE:

Granger, don't you have somewhere else to be?

RON:

Yeah! (high-fives Snape)

Song: The Coolest Girl l

HERMIONE:

Do I have somewhere to be? No.

All my dreams
I'm chasing after,
they don't need
all this laughter...

There's so much I know how to do,


so much more than all of you.
The only thing I wish I knew
was how to make them see
the girl that I can be....

I am
the coolest girl in the whole wide world
I know it
but can't show it at all.

I am
sick and tired
of low, not higher
places, where I should belong...
It's about time I proved them wrong...

Give me a shot
to show what I've got!
I'm a helluva whole lot more

than this frizzy hair


these frumpy clothes I wear
though I rock 'em like nobody you've seen
before!

'Cause I am
the coolest girl in the whole wide world
I know it
below it all.

I am
done with losin',
on with choosin'

So you can try to break me down,


but sorry guys, I'm stickin' around!
I've thought about it, and I've found

That I am
The coolest girl!
...Yeah!

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GINNY:
Ron! You were supposed to take me to Madame Malkins and use those
sickles Mum gave you for my robe fittings!

HARRY:
Uh, whos this?

RON:
This is my stupid little sister Ginny. Ginny, this is Harry. Harry
Potter.
(Ginny and Harry shake hands.)

GINNY:
Youre Harry Potter! Youre The Boy Who Lived!

HARRY:
Yeah, and youre Ginny.

GINNY:
Its Ginevra.

HARRY:
Cool. Ginnys fine.
(Dumbledore enters)

DUMBLEDORE:
Welcome, everyone, to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. A
place, I assure you, is safe for children and has absolutely NO
history that might threaten our entire existence but, there is a
huge killer snake downstairs and a giant vicious three-headed dog
and a tree that can kill you- and man-sized spiders that can eat
your face and!
SNAPE:
Thank you, Professor Dumbledore; that will be all as he was saying,
welcome to Avada Kedavra
(Dumbledore dies)

HARRY:
Dumbledore! Snape, you traitor!

SNAPE:
Now, everyone. Please welcome, Lord Voldemort!

LORD VOLDEMORT:
Serpensortia! (Snape get bitten by a snake and dies)

HARRY:
Snape! Voldemort, you traitor!

RON:
Its Voldemort. Everyone, run for your lives!

(Everyone runs off-stage except Voldemort, left on stage)

VOLDEMORT (Using Sonorus):


People of Hogwarts, My Death Eaters have taken over the castle and your
headmaster Dumbledore is dead. Im willing to offer you positions in my new
world order (aside) as my slaves (To everyone) Give up now and be forgiven.
Now, Harry Potter I speak directly to you. If you do not wish for those
closest to you to suffer and die on your behalf, you will come face
me yourself. Ill be waiting for you centre stage left or else
Voldemort out, Witches (Stage left lights out)

GINNY:
Harry!

HARRY:
Ginny, what are you doing? Get out of here.

GINNY:
No, there's no place to go, the Death Eaters are all over the
castle.

HARRY:
I know and they're looking for me and if they find me you're going
to be with me and you're going to get in trouble. Get out of here!

GINNY:
What are you going to do?

HARRY:
I don't know Ginny. I'm not cut out for this kind of thing.

GINNY:
You have to do something. I don't know what you can do but you can
to do it. You're Harry Potter.
HARRY:
NO!

GINNY:
You're the Boy-Who-Lived!

HARRY:
No Ginny, you don't get it! None of you guys get itI'm just a
thirteen year old. I'm sorry but I'm alone. It's hopeless.

Song: Not Alone e

GINNY:
I've been alone
Surrounded by darkness
And I've seen how heartless
The world can be.
But baby, you're not alone
'Cause you're here with me
And nothings ever gonna bring us down
'Cause nothing can keep me from lovin' you
And you know it's true
It dont matter what'll come to be
Our love is all we need to make it through

(Ron and Hermione enter)

RON(spoken):
Hey Harry!

HARRY(spoken):
Ron, Hermione! You guys came back.

ALL FOUR:
Baby youre not alone
'Cause you're here with me
And nothings ever gonna take us down
'Cause nothing can keep me from lovin' you
And you know it's true
It dont matter what'll come to be
Our love is all we need to make it through
(All students enter one by one during song.)

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DRACO (crying in Crabbe and Goyles arms):


Im scared! I want my daddy!

HERMIONE:
Okay, guys. Dont worry, we still have an hour, and we just need to come up
with a plan.

HARRY:
Theres no plan Hermione, I know what I have to do I have to face
Voldemort Alone.
RON:
NO! Theres got to be another way!

HARRY:
No. Just forget about it. Theres only one thing to do! I love you
all except you Draco I cant freaking stand you! (Dracos head goes
down, dejectedly)

VOLDEMORT:
Harry Potter, the boy who lived! Prepare to die!
(They duel)
Im going to kill you, Harry Potter! Im pointing my wand as hard as
I can!

HARRY:
What is it gonna take, Voldemort? You tried to kill me once as a
baby and it didnt work.

VOLDEMORT:
Im going to destroy you!

HARRY:
Weve beaten you like four or five times already! Philosophers
Stone, Chamber of Secrets

VOLDEMORT:
La, la, la, la! Not listening! Too busy trying to kill you!

HARRY:
Its over!

VOLDEMORT:
Its never over! Avada Keda-
(SNAPE, shoots VOLDEMORT with pistol. VOLDEMORT falls to his death.)

SNAPE:
Ahh, Muggle weapons (throws aside pistol)

GINNY:
Professor Snape, youre alive!

SNAPE:
Course Im alive, you twit.

HERMIONE:
But how? You died right in front of us.

SNAPE:
Magic, duh? Im a potions master and a double age- Spoiler! A double
agent. Obviously I had a back-up plan. Ive been drinking Honey
Badger anti-venom ever since Ive been hanging around with that
ridiculous loser.

ALL STUDENTS:
Whoa!
HARRY:
I guess thats it then

RON:
What do we do now? Now, that Voldemort is dead what is left to do?
HERMIONE:
What do we have to go back to?

Song: Back to Hogwarts (Reprise) )


ALL:

Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts

To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts

It's all that I love, and all that I need.

At HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS

Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends

To Gryffindors! Hufflepuffs! Ravenclaws! Slytherins!

Back to the place where our story begins

Its Hogwarts, Hogwarts,

DUMBLEDORE:

Im sorry, whats its name?

ALL:

Hogwarts, Hogwarts

DUMBLEDORE:

I didnt hear you kids!

ALL:

Hogwarts, Hogwarts

HARRY:

Man, Im glad Im back.

END.