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Pre-show announcement, Celia enters

1. #34andsingle
Dialogue, CUE LINE: "why am I #34andsingle?"
2. NOBODY DOES IT LIKE ME
Dialogue, CUE LINE: "you know who also dated a bunch of asshole men? COLE PORTER"
3. I HATE MEN
Dialogue, CUE LINE: "my Friday nights usually look like this"
4. SONG WITH THE VIOLINS
Dialogue, CUE LINE: Seth says, "Celia, he's just not that into you"
5. APATHETIC MAN (with Scott)
Dialogue, CUE LINE FOR TOMMY'S SPOTLIGHT: "I really wish I had an ex boyfriend here
right now"
6. SOMETIME, DO YOU THINK WE COULD FALL IN LOVE? (with Tommy. Just guitar, no
band. CUE LINE FOR PROJECTIONS: Tommy and Celia will ask to show the photos to the
audience. The projections turn off at the end of the song.)
Tommy's dialogue
7. THE PROFESSOR (with Tommy. Just guitar, no band)
8. TIME HEALS EVERYTHING
Dialogue, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CUE LINE: I'm 5 years away from 40, there's no turning back
now
8.5 LAST MIDNIGHT EXCERPT
Dialogue, CUE LINE: I am happy to be starting my 35th year by making wishes with two women
who inspire me
9. I WISH I MAY (with Megan and Lisa)
Dialogue, CUE LINE: FUCK. YOU. TOMMY (the 3rd BIG time)
10. WHAT DID I EVER SEE IN HIM? (with Reji)
Dialogue, CUE LINE: Seth says, "I'm really glad that we are friends"
11. ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE
Dialogue, CUE LINE: "life really is what you make of it"
12. WHO NEEDS LOVE?
Dialogue, introduce Seth and band, give thanks to Austin, actors, and 54 Below, possible encore
of RAINBOW CONNECTION