Meghan's 'likes' to date

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Hanging Out With Friends and Going to the Movies, Truth is, everybody is going t o hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley, "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you su re as hell don't deserve me at my best." — Marilyn Monroe, Cooking, Nah Fuck That, Talking to you is part of my daily routine, without it, I'm sad :'( , Hanging Ou t With Friends and Family, *Sigh, I've known you long enough to know when your m ad....so you might as well tell me whats wrong!, Buying a van just to drive up t o random people and yell "GET IN THE VAN!!!!", If you were a status; id like you ;), I am the author of my life. The only problem is, im writing with a pen, so my mistakes can't be erased., When your best friends parents treat you like fami ly., ''GO LEFTT!'' '' NO, NO THE OTHER LEFT!!'', Sweetie, If You're Going To Be Two Faced, At Least Make One Of Them Pretty =), Yeah, believe me, i really did l ike you..but i wasnt gonna sit around & wait until you found out who and what yo u wanted; so i moved on., I didn't fall, I attacked the floor., Your not even wo rth an unlimited text...,, STOP UPDATING YOUR STATUS EVERY 5 MINUTES. NO1 CARES IF YOU JUST ATE A BAGEL., "Is that a dude or a chick?" "I'll find out... Hey, wh at's your name??" "Jamie" WTF, When i read capital letters, THE VOICE IN MY HEAD YELLS., DON'T YOU TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE., Guys who still carry bags, open doors, tell their girl that she's beautiful, and show respect... Real Men. , "Yea, I saw it on Faceboook.", that little smile after a kiss :'), Life REALLY needs a "undo" Button :), !F y0u StilL t@lK l!k3 D!s, q0 B@ck t0 MySp@cE., The fake laugh you do when you don't understand what somebody just said to you., YES , Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of t hat little red number?!?!, I don't need anger management - I need people to stop p*ssing me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, I reallllllly regret giving you my number., "SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO TELL A STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway...", When someone asks "Guess what?" I never guess, I just say "What?", Not everything that pops into your head needs to be shared on Facebook., "Are you alright?" "Oh yeah, I'm blee ding cause it's fun.", accidentally finding a song that relates to your current situation perfectly. :), I would love to see all my classmates when we're 30, Tx ting people in the same room as you , because you dont want everyone else to hea r, I LIKE ADDING EXTRA LETTERS TO MY WORDSSSSSSS., at a point in her life. she's gonna stop chasing you. and that's when you're realy gonna want her. but she wo nt be there., ► Play the moments. ▌▌ Pause the memories. ■ Stop the pain. ◄◄ Rewind the hap iness., "Do you ride kangaroos in Australia?" "No, do you ride fat people in Ame rica?", Dude...I watch all the CSI's, Ncis, and Criminal Minds. I can make your death look like an accident., laughing so hard no noise comes out; so you just s it there clapping like a retarded seal :), I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleeping but never w ant to go to bed early, Texting someone to tell them you are outside their house instead of knocking :), how a guy wraps his arms around your waist from behind. , "So, who do you like?" *YOU YOU YOU OBVIOUSLY YOU!!!!!* "No one.", We teenager s need naps waaaaaaaay more than preschoolers do., Walking into your room and sa ying "wow i should clean this" then walk out., A relationship should be between two people, not the whole world., sitting there listening to ur friend's problem s and acting like ur a psycologist, Everyone has a friend that they no longer tr ust., i hate the feeling when you really want to see someone but you cant! :(, I mmature = a word, boring people use to describe fun people :), i love how smiley s completely change the meaning of a text, This is my cup of care \_/ oh look it s empty!, awkwardly sitting there while your friend is being yelled at by their parents, Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help ., I stop the microwave with 1 second left to avoid the beeping noise., Forget 1 1:11. I'm gonna buy two golfish and name them Cosmo and Wanda. Then I can wish a ny time I want., When I Lose "Who cares it's only a game"... When I win "HAHA IN YOUR FACE!", That One Person You Cant Say No To..., The first time I had a Mcfl urry, I thought the spoon was also a straw., babe ....i adore you :) , Poor alcoh ol. . .it gets blamed for everything. . ., You are so bloody weird..... We are g oing to get along great. :), When something upsets you and you can actually feel

your heart 'sink'., "Is my love your drug?" "No, your love is what makes me nee d drugs.", You blocked my punch with your face WELLDONE!, ALI, if i text you, me ans i miss you. if i dont, means i'm waiting for you to miss me., "Shhhh Listen" "What?" "ICE CREAM TRUCK!!", "I didn't do it" ... "Then why are you laughing?" ... "Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius.", My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...., Only I can fight with my sibling, you l ay a finger on him/her and you die!, Text a girl 'hey beautiful', and you could make her whole day., Lying in Bed Wondering if it's Worth it to get up and Pee, Biting your lip so you dont laugh at an inappropriate time, A real boyfriend doe snt lie, hurt, cheat or hit their girlfriend., "dammit im mad" backwards is "dam mit im mad" OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT., Yes, I do check my phone randomly, just in case I missed the vibrating., *wake up in middle of night, look at clock* yes I still have time to sleep!, Pretending not to care but actually wanting to cry :'(, Th at type of person who makes you laugh, even when you don't want to smile, People who are meant to be together, will always find their way in the end., I don't c are how old you are, if you don't respect me I'm not respecting you, When I hug someone I want a full hug, not that one arm hug crap, DOOOO IIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!............ i didnt think you were actually gonna do it., "Dude dont ruin the movie for me" . " Fine" --silence-- "They all die in the end". "I Hate You"., I love memories that you randomly remember and then can't stop smiling :) , I smile when my phone goes off and your name shows up :), If you really liked her, you'd fight for her :), I can't clean my room because I get distracted by t he cool stuff I find., "You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for some thing." - Eminem, Laughing so hard you feel a six pack coming on, texting ppl wh o actually text real convos. and not just k, yup, yeah, k, i know, yeah, cool, l ol, "You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?", Hey Cupid can you shoo t both of us next time? Thanks., Joey: THATS HOW MUCH OUR PHONE BILL COSTS!? Cha ndler: Thats the phone Number..., how everything is so much funnier when you are tryin to be quiet! (: Lmfao.., Girls take 5million pictures trying to get the b est one, when guys take 1, barley glance at it, and say its fine(:, I just kinda miss you.. alot.... like alot alot.., OH HE's HOT ! *looks at relationship stat us* lucky bitch., Strangers stab you in the front Friends stab you in the back B oyfriends stab you in the heart But best friends only poke each other with straw s :), i get re-pissed about an old situation whenever i have a flashback about i t., ITS SO FLUFFFFFFFFFYYYYY :}, I can't fall asleep until either A) you tell me goodnight or B) I pass out waiting, I wish people could pay more attention to t he songs i like, because the lyrics are the words i'm too scared to say., Gettin g butterflies even though you've seen that same person a hundred times..., My le vel of maturity changes depending on who I'm with., When a little kid or baby go es to hold your hand and they can only hold your finger. (:, That awkward moment when you attempt a triple backflip, but accidentally do a quadruple instead., D ear Brain, sorry for overloading you. Dear Tummy, sorry for the butterflies. Dea r Pillow, sorry for the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage.., Don't say it to make me happy, say it because you mean it., Just so you know, you lost my respect., A blonde txted me and asked "what does *IDK* mean" and i txt back "i don't know" then she wrote .. "Gosh! nobody knows!", "STOP STOP STOP!" "What?" " I had a rock in my shoe.", A boy gives a girl 10 roses, 9 real and 1 fake. And h e says to the girl that he'll love her, until the last one dies., "I believe tha t everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go . Things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right. Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.", I didn't fall, I attack ed the floor., "WHAT EACH KISS MEANS" Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends Kiss on the Hand: I adore you Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU ..., I smile when my phone goes off and your name shows up :), Saying YOUR WELCO ME really loudly when people don't thank you., "All you do is sit on that comput er". No, i sit on the chair., " I will bite you ." " No you won't ." "BITE" .... . "Did you just bite me ?" "Yes , yes I did.", Im not holding a grudge, there is just no reason for us to be friends on facebook, The moment your heart drops wh en you hear something you don't want to., Yelling "run forest run" when someone

runs by, OOOOWWWWW! FFFFFUUUU-" *receives dirty look from parents* "-uuuudge?, T rying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way.. twice., How great a bed feels when you're super tired!, I always wondered who would cry if i died., Yel ling random numbers while someone is counting., "Wheres my phone?" " I'll call i t!" "Its on vibrate!!!!" "Everyone SHHHHHHHHH!!!", One last kiss before i go... ok maybe 3 :), bow chicka wah wah, The Truth Will Set You Free, sometimes love m eans letting go when you want to hold on tighter..., "What happened to bros befo re hoes?" "Well, this one isn't a hoe, so she's first.", i wish u were here...in my room...on my bed...with the lights off..under the blanket...so i can show u my new watch that glows in the dark!!, Facebook needs a "NOBODY CARES!" button., BURSTING OUT LAUGHING AND NOT BEING ABLE TO STOP AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME, "O H MY GOD! COME AND LOOK AT THIS SPIDER!" "Ugh, calm down, it's just a little sp- HOLY CRAP IT'S HUGE!", I remember when staying up 'till midnight was hard to d o, now its a bad habit., i wish my friend's houses were connected to mine via se cret tunnels :), I hate when a guy has amazing hair, then goes & cuts it all off D:, "Shitload" is a standardized unit of measurement, when a girl says "its oka y", "I'm fine", or "don't worry about it", you should know its not really okay, she's not fine, and you should definitely worry about it!, That moment where you think "wow, i'm weird.", Life is too short to stress yourself with people who d on't even deserve to be an issue in your life :), No kisses... no smiley faces.. . full stops ... yeah you're angry with me :/, I hope you saw that page i joined . I joined it because of you., After 398584754873847389756437374 notifications, I can honestly say I regret liking your status., smile, show them that you love them, before it all goes away, aint no mountain high enough to keep me from you babe, LOL jk u seen everest?, Life is too short to stress yourself with people w ho don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:), Jacob Black: "Lets face i t. I am hotter than you." <33, To me, you're perfect., ''babe? babe!? baby?!!'' ''mhhhm.'' ''you sleeep?'' ''no im not.'' ''yes you are.'' ''.....'' ''babe...? see you are sleep!'', according to parents: we're too young for love, too old fo r "fun", too smart to play dumb and too immature for "grown up" conversations, n o wonder teens are so rebellious. theres nothing else to do!, "What time is it?" "There is a clock right there." "DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK WAS?!", somehow adding the extra ":)" or "!" lightens the mood of "hey", Screw a Wish...I could really use a drink right now., Excuse me, EXCUSE ME.. OH MY GOD, MOVE!!, The rej ection you feel when the automatic sliding doors don't open for you : , Be thank ful for what you have because it could all be taken away tomorrow., Giving peopl e really good advice, but never using it yourself., I'm gonna be with who makes me happy, no matter what anyone thinks., Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents, Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door., Facebook needs a "NOBODY C ARES!" button., "Hey where are you?".. "Dude you called my house phone, where do you think i am? :L", Walking into your room and saying "wow i should clean this " then walk out., People change, and often they become the person they said they will never be., When you pick up a 'Draw 4' in Uno, you know shits gonna go dow n!, I kinda, sorta, really miss you right now.., Friendship isn't about whom you 've know the longest. It's about who came, and never left your side., A relation ship shouldn't ruin a friendship, but a friendship shouldn't ruin a relationship either, Yes, i do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cu te., Duh, I only make fun of you because i love you!!! <3 :), Restarting the son g when you miss your most favorite line, That 1 song on your ipod that plays rea l loud & scares the crap out of you, The way your thumbs akwardly move when you dont know how to reply to a text., Life is too short to stress yourself with peo ple who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life :), i am so good at cooki ng, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :), "Okay, bye"... "Wait" ... "What?" ... "I love you." "I love you too.", your status is obviously about me, why don' t you just tag me in it?, Screw a Wish...I could really use a drink right now., You confuse the fuck out of me., Dont say it, Prove it., I fight my own battles. ... LOL JK Pikachu I choose you!!!!, Saying 'Or Not' When People Do the Complete Opposite of What You Just Said, on MSN: "ffs tbh i cbf atm" "what?" "dw ill brb afk ttyl" "huh?" OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Eyeing your toys suspiciously aft

er watching Toy Story., laughing sooo hard you don't even make any noise., huggi ng someone taller than you :), DORA, STOP FUCKING AROUND AND GET A GPS!!!, you c ant really write what is on your mind because you dont want some people to read it, we dont always have to do something exciting, i just like being with you :), When Tommy from Rugrats pulls out the screwdriver you know shits goin down!!, i t's ok. dont text me back then. :/, I may look calm, but in my head, I've killed you three times., "f*ck you" "f*ck you too" "can I have a kiss?" "yeah", "WHY D IDN'T YOU ANSWER MY CALL??" "because i was raving to my ring tone", Don't make a girl fall for you if you have no intention of catching her., Sometimes your kni ght in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil, And it started off with a fri end request:), getting hugs from behind, around the waist... is adorable (:, If that one little thing had/hadn't happened, things would be so different, If shes amazing, she wont be easy. If shes easy, she wont be amazing. If shes worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy., every girl deserves a guy who will text her back... even when he's playing call of duty., I still remembe r the first time I met you., If you should ever find someone new, I know she bet ter be good to you, but if she doesn't...I'll be there, There's plenty of fish i n the sea. LOL jk, there's an oil spill., DON'T YOU TYPE AT ME IN THAT TONE OF V OICE., i'm not ignoring you, i'm waiting to see if you'll make the effort for on ce, DID I REALLY JUST TYPE ALL THAT, AND ALL YOU SAY IS OK., Sitting at a movie theater and saying "I wanna see that" to every trailer., Your make-up looks good as today ... LOL JK whose the cake for ?, Those moods where you just want to cu ddle up to someone and fall asleep (l), "EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!" *answers ph one* "Hi Mommy :)", The moment your heart drops when you hear something you don' t want to., Looking at a cut or bruise and thinking..."When did that happen?", " ur cute when ur mad"..... "well immabout to get real adorable", " Ur short ! " . .. " I'm aware . ", I have at least one song on my ipod which i have to explain why i have it., Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life..:), that awkward moment when you dont know if you should hug someone or not, "Ha I'm older than you." "Ha you'll die first. " "Ha not if I run you over.", Comebacks that make the whole room go "OOOHHHHH!" , A boy gives a girl 10 roses, 9 real and 1 fake. And he says to the girl that h e'll love her, until the last one dies., I've changed? Nah. Just grew up and got over your bullshit :), We have the ice cream truck for the kids , why don't we have a frozen margarita truck for us adults?, join if you mentally say "wed-nesday" when writing "wednesday", To me, you're perfect., When you and your best fr iend look at each other and know exactly what there thinking, hates it when girl s say "i'm so ugly" then take 13748913571849436147831956147839 pictures of thems elves, those nights you wished never ended :), Awkward eye contact with people in cars next to you at red lights., "Are you going to school tommorow?" "No I'm ri ding my unicorn to Alaska", A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your e yes, while everyone else believes the fake smile, Yes Officer...I did see the Sp eed Limit sign...I just didn't see YOU, Why is Monday so far away from Friday, a nd Friday so bloody close to Monday, I trust you. LOL jk, 30H!3 warned me not to trust hoes., Isn't it sweeter to say "I Love You" rather than just saying "ILY" ? :), i wish i could go back to the day i met you....and punch you in the face., yes my status is about YOU, I stop the microwave with 1 second left to avoid th e beeping noise., Because fuck you, that's why., "I didn't do it" ... "Then why are you laughing?" ... "Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius.", a friend w ill calm u down when your angry, but a best friend will skip beside u with a bas eball bat singing "someones gonna get it", (780): No, I stopped taking my meds b ecause I like crazy me better, fifty notifications later and i really regret lik ing your status, If you tickle me im not responsible for your injuries., Hating yourself after saying something stupid to the person you like., He isn’t my boyfri end- but I love his hugs, his smile, his advice, his love, his kindness, & the t imes we laugh together. I guess I fell in love with our friendship, "Why are you smiling like that??" :/ "Hehe...you ll see" >:), You fucking ruined everything, just letting you know., "Heeey.(:" ....."Hi." oh god what have i done now!, "He y?" "...what?" "are you awake?" "....no.", Fact: You start to get hurt the momen t you begin to care., "Ooh ooh..i want this!" *Looks at price tag* "Nevermind",

 

that 1 friend we can tell everything to no matter how stupid or embarrassing it is =] , When I hug someone I want a full hug, not that one arm hug crap, "i d rat her be hated for who i am than loved for who i am not." - kurt cobain, "haha tha ts funny" .. " haha i don t get it" .. " : never mind" .. 10 mins later .. " OH I GET ITTT!", OMG Sorry, I Just Completly Zoned Out Nd Didnt Listen To A Word Y ou Said : , A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes, while every one else believes the fake smile., Oooohh! A friend request!! Who the f*** is Is hmal WongChong?, "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Why can't you tell me?" Cause your the problem, I coulda sworn I "liked" that already... Oh well, Ima "Like" it aga in, A boy gives a girl 10 roses, 9 real and 1 fake. And he says to the girl that he'll love her, until the last one dies., "U slapped me!" "No I didn't,I simply high fived ur face"(:, Jacob: "I kissed bella , then she broke her hand, punchi ng me in the face", Yes, I am aware you hate me, truth is, I really don't care. (:, It's Better to Have Loved & Lost Than to Live with the Psycho the Rest of Yo ur Life, Where's the remote? Oh...all the way over there...guess I'm watching th is then., hey come here please.. why ... its important... whats wrong... can you turn my light off :), "Hey, I have a secret" "What?" "I cant tell you." "Then w hy did you tell me in the first place...?", Yessss! I got this, I studied all ni ght. *Reads #1* Wtf is this?!, I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7: 15....8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!, *wake up in middle of night, look at clock* yes I still have time to sleep!, Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs......Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?, long hugs when you feel a little down , Hey its bendable!!! ~snap~ nevermind, What time is it? Theres a clock right there. DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK IS?!, like this if you miss someone alotttttttt, I ran with scissors .. and survived .., I say "OUCH!" before I'm even sure it hur t... just in case., I coulda sworn I "liked" that already... Oh well, Ima "Like" it again, An "ex" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of who you shouldn' t go for again in the future., No kisses... no smiley faces... full stops ... ye ah you're angry with me :/, "Ughhhh I hate you!" ..."No you don't"..... :) "I kn ow ." <3, *dinner!* **ok! 1 min** *Dinner!* **Ok 1 sec!! ** *DINNER NOW!!* **OKA YY IM COMING!**, I may look calm, but in my head, I've killed you three times., if justin bieber and miley cyrus switched voices, things would start making a lo t more sense!, i'm cold. i need a warm hug from you :), Oh, don't worry about me , it's not like I have feelings or anything.., no matter who i'm with .... I sti ll think of you, like this if you miss someone right now., "omfg we almost died" . "haha you should have seen your face", (12 missed calls from mom) oh man I'm in deep sh*t.., Being in a relationship, with someone who actually cares about y ou & your feelings. (L), I don't mean to be rude but ......... FUCK OFF!, `I won t forget, I wont forget..` `So did you bring it?` `Shittttt..`, I act c-o-m-p-le-t-e-l-y calm, but in my head? I'm holding a chainsaw., Girls remember every si ngle little thing., acting like your texting on your phone when you see someone you don't want to talk to., I always wonder what I look like from someone elses eyes, I wanna talk to you, but i don't want you to get sick of me. :/, I am a ni nja.. no your not.. did you see me do that.. do what? ... exactly, I'll just sle ep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15....8:30?!?!?!? CRAP, Dont say it, Prove i t., When i read capital letters, THE VOICE IN MY HEAD YELLS., i hate the feeling when you really want to see someone but you cant :(, ๏๏) the worst battle you have to fight, is between, what you know and what you feel </3, Don't you hate it when y our hair looks perfect before you get in the shower?, I'm paranoid because the s pider I saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore., SCREW HUGS,IM GONNA TACKLE YO U WHEN I SEE YOU :), she's my best friend. break her heart and i'll break your f ace., i think i verbally abuse the people i love more than the people i hate, A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO SEES THE PAIN IN YOUR EYES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE BELIEV ES THE FAKE SMILE ., I run away when I press a toy at a store and it wont stop m aking noises., Hi, im your best freind, nomnomnom your lunch, i remember when st aying up till midnight was hard to do. now its a bad habit., Mom: Go get your fa ther. You: DAD!!!! Mom: Well I could've done that. You: Well why didn't you?, "W anna go?" "Yeah" Nobody moves..., If you really like her, make her yours before someone else does., "Text me if you want," always means "I want you to text me." , I'm not singing the wrong words! I'm making a REMIX you spaz -.- ', "just go a

 

 

sk!"..."ok can you come with me??", "Hi" "Hey" "You awake?" "Didnt I just answer ?", I smile when my phone goes off and your name shows up :), I hate not being a ble to see you! :(, You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wr ong one., Treat your girl right . . . or another guy will., Yelling "DIE!!!" whe n your killing a bug(:, Edward Cullen is a fictional character and he will never love you., Isn t it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us adore the ones that ignore us love the ones who hurt us & hurt the ones who love us, I hate when a guy has amazing hair, then goes & cuts it all off D:, "Who are you talking to?". ..... "TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!!!", i could be with you all day but as soon as i leave you- i miss you. </3, I LOVE THE WAY YOU DO YOUR MAKE-UP! :) Do you use a brush? or just DUNK your face in? :), "fuuuuck it, you only live once", I smile when my phone goes off and your name shows up :), Passing gum in school like it s a drug deal., I m done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye., I like your status....not you., Chillin Naked After A Shower Because Your Too L azy To Get Dressed, Looking like a pshycotic retard when you walk into a spiderw eb., "I didn t do it"-"Then why are you laughing?"-"Cause, whoever did it is a f reaking genius"., I can t hear you, so ill just laugh and hope it wasn t a quest ion, Getting all excited thenn..BAM... wait?were not going:(, Yay! Done with the homework finally .. *flip page* .. OMFG THERE S A BACKSIDE., basically. you re a bitch, Try me! *Presses button on toy* *blares out loud* *walks away* I didnt do it., I m telling the truth, but then i smile, and then they think I m lying., I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I have mentally claimed, Re starting the song when you miss your most favorite line, "You look tired" - Than ks for kindly saying I look like crap., Stop being so sexy, your distracting me! , Pretending not to care but actually wanting to cry : (, Trying to dodge someon e, and you both step the same way.. twice., "You two should go out" "Nah!" (i wi sh), Ive Always Wanted to Spin Round in a Chair & Say: Ive Been Expecting You, H ates when someone younger than you thinks they know everything and think there a ll that, I like you...will you go out with me ..girl haha this is a joke right ?? lmfao duude , If there was no google we would all be screwed, First, get to k now me. Then you can say that you hate me., I didn t say it was your fault, I sa id I was blaming you., *wakes up* 8:00am *has massive long dream* 8:05am "what t he heck!?", I wear hoodies because I m cold, Not because I m going to knife you, I get re-pissed about an old situation whenever i have a flashback about it., y our not even worth an unlimited text., Sorry I missed your call...LOL JK I ignor ed that shit, No Matter What I Get On The Computer For, I Always End Up On Faceb ook, If karma doesnt knock you out soon, I will., the "sup" head nod., I hate wh en people are surprised by my age, or don t believe me., laughing so hard tears roll down your face and you can t breath, An "ex" is called an "ex" because it s an EXample of what you shouldn t have again in the future, When I say I m here for you... I actually mean it., right now all i want to do is see you, kiss and cuddle you :( <3, randomly remembering good times and smiling like an idiot :D, the worst part about being lied to is knowing that you werent worth the truth, I t s not about being perfect, it s about being happy. <3, Being so overtired, you have no idea what you re even saying anymore, I actually liked you... but you m essed that up, Hates when parents keep going on and on about one thing, "ur cute wen ur mad"......"well imma bout to get adorable", can you PLEASE get out of my head so i can go to sleep!? <3, Going to church doesn t make you a christian an y more than standing in a garage makes you a car., I listen to my Ipod to isolat e myself from society., OMG! THERE S A FLOOD! It s okay. I have a Shamwow!, we a ll have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant=), if a girl repli es k , you did something to piss her off., I don t care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare., "ITS SOOOO FFFLLLUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", "Nice hair" :) "Thanks, i grow it myself ;)", Some times I say things that don t really make sense to me either., "NO I NEVER!!" (w hispers) "did you??" "yeah!!" ;), its amazing what a girl will put up with for t he boy she likes., "Dude, i bet you cant open this", *opens it* "I loosened it f or you.", I don t care if it s 4AM, I don t consider it tomorrow until i wake up ., People who are meant to be together, will always find their way in the end., Money may not buy happiness, but it makes misery easier to live with., You re my

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

   

   

 

best friend, my superhero, my rock, my world, my comedian, my life. <3, Oh no, don t worry about me.. It s not like I have feelings or anything., Girls love it when Guys hug them from behind the waist., You ve changed. No. I just don t giv e a fuck anymore !, Mannnnnnn the things i would do if i was invisible for a hou r ;-), Omg. Your so weird. I freaking love you., Saying K. When someone pisses y ou off., Looking at a cut or bruise and thinking…”When did that happen?”, Those texts you just stare at because of what they say., dont tell anyone, but under these c lothes im.... NAKED ;), "Can i copy your homework?" " yea but IDK if its right." " I don t care", Home alone? ▶Music♩♪♫♬ Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %, You Don t Know How Mu e When You Said That </3, ok, if we get caught, pretend we dont speak english., if i text you, means i miss you. if i dont, means i m waiting for you to miss me ., Using your phone very strategically when it hits Low Battery , Fact: You sta rt to get hurt the moment you begin to care., "I kissed Bella....and she broke h er hand....punching my face...", The rejection you feel when the automatic slidi ng doors don t open for you, WHEN A GUY HAS THE BALLS TO TELL A GIRL HE LIKES HE R, MUST... STOP... LIKING... THINGS........ OMG that s so true *Like*, When Tomm y from Rugrats pulls out the screwdriver you know shits goin down!!, I get re-pi ssed about an old situation whenever i have a flashback about it., I hate how sa rcasm doesn t transfer well over text, I don t miss the person you are i miss th e person that i thought you were., Yes, i am ignoring you. so cry me a river, bu ild a bridge, and get the f*ck over it., Sex won t make him love you, and a baby won t make him stay., If karma doesn t knock you out soon, I will., Girl, that is a shirt... not a dress, never apologise for saying what you feel, its like sa ying "sorry for being real", I m finally over you... wait, did you just smile at me? ....shit., Isn t it ironic. We ignore who adores us. We adore who ignores u s. Love who hurts us. And hurt who loves us., And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it..., guy s who actually treat a girl right, <3, I m not in a bad mood, your just annoying., Be nice to your kids. they ll ch oose your nursing home., I stay up late every night, and realise its a bad idea every morning., Frozen Computer...maybe if I click EVERYWHERE it will start work ing again.., sleeping with one leg in the covers and one leg out to balance the hot /cold,.., You confuse the fuck out of me., Hates convosations like this: You : Hey Them: Hi You: What doing Them: Nm. you? You: Nothing *End of Convo*, me : brb , other person : kk .... other person : are you back yet ? .. DID I SAY I WA S BACKK YETT ? NOPE , SO WHAT DO YOU THINK., It wouldn t normally hurt, but it c ame from you., If you like me, Tell Me. If you miss me, Show it. If you love me, Prove it., "We have to talk." Scares me to death, WHYYYY, do you have to live s oo farr away?, There s plenty of fish in the sea...but you re my nemoo :) , i EXP ECT to be rich somehow, but with no real plan or effort, I was good at math befo re they decided to mix the alphabet in it., YES. my status is from a song. its a subtle message to you. take a hint., Your cute... BUT YOUR FRIEND IS FUCKING SE XYY AS HELL:D, Oh great, we can like comments now, whats next? liking the like? ., I Greet My Friends With Insults, Move out of the way children Ive been waitin g 11 years to see Toy Story 3..., "What s wrong with your computer?" " It s bein g gay", That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn t open for you, "Want a drink?", "Yes", "Okay then get me one while your there"., i ll bite you... no you wont. OUCH., Treat your girl right, or another guy will..., ROFL!!..... LOL jk i m still in my chair., Parents should not be allowed on Facebook, If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it., Saying "Or Not" When People Do the Com plete Opposite of What You Just Said, "You look tired" - Thanks for kindly sayin g I look like crap., "i m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. i make mista kes, i am out of control and at times hard to handle. but if you can t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don t deserve me at my best." — marilyn monroe , I know a bitch who thinks everybody loves her:D, Without you my days are "Sadd ay,"Moanday, "Tearsday, "Wasteday, "Thirstday, "Fightday", and "Shatterday", Tex ting + Facebook= Textbook. So I m studying, right?, The relationship stages " ;) :P :) :D ? :@ : :( :'( </3 ", Ctrl A, Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl S. Assignment finis hed, Its Funny How People Believe You When You Say: " I'm Fine", I wish I could take pictures with my eyes, (i) shou(l)d be (ove)r (you)., paybacks a bitch, the y're called skinny jeans. NOT make you skinny jeans., drunk people trying to con

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

vince you theyre sober, "I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I a m not."- Kurt Cobain, knowing youre absolutely fucked for an exam but staying on facebook doing nothing about it, bite me. bitch., .., the fuck you looking at.. .., If karma doesnt knock you out soon, I will., Liking to Like anything!, lyric s that explain exactly how you feel, PMS = Pissed at Men Syndrome, Mmmm, you sme ll nice :), to party, I Was NOT Crying I Have Just Got Something In My Eye., Don t walk into my life if you intend to leave me, That's What She Said, Giving a ce rtain look and your best friend knows exactly what u mean., It's like: I want yo u to know. I just don't want to tell you., your smile, I don't have the patience today to pretend you're not a twat, guessing the time correctly without looking and feeling like god., I rather be hated for someone I am, then to be loved for someone i'm not <3, "U Sure U Got Everything?" "Yep." *Leaves* "Damn iForgot So methin.", when you find someone who makes you genuinely happy, Yeah, I'm quiet.. . around you. You should see me with my friends., that person u think about last when you go to bed and first when u wake up , "thats cute". - "your cute.", Home alone? ▶Music♩♪♫♬ Volume: ▁ ▂ ▃ ▄ ▅ ▆ █ 100 %, I hate it when people text, "K", and expect back to that. -.-, I Can Do It Perfectly, Until, I Try Showing Someone. Then I Can t Do It., to wave at security cameras. Hanging Out With Friends and G... Interests Hanging Out With Friends and Family Hanging Out With Friends and F... Music What Ever Is Good, robert pattinson to play Kurt Cobain: THIS CAN"T BE ALLOWED T O HAPPEN!, James Johnston, Intermission, 1 2 Woop Woop, Powerage, Bee Gees, Free Drinks, Lady Gaga, Nickelback, Snow Patrol, Breaking Out Into Song From Words S omeone Said In Normal Conversation, Reverse Psychology, I play a song, no one li kes it. Two months later, they all love it. Grrrrr., Holden VS Ford, Jason Derul o, Katy Perry, P!nk, I never realized that after Monday and Tuesday, the calenda r says W T F., i like my music LOUD, Coldplay, Linkin Park, Taylor Swift, Im Not Perfect, Ill Annoy You, Say Stupid Stuff, But Ill Always Love You <3, Having "I n My Head" stuck IN MY HEAD !, I Don t Care If The Song Is Old, I Like It., When someone says "stop" my brain says "Hammertime!", OneRepublic, Maroon 5, The Kil lers, Fall Out Boy, Owl City, Joining in with stranger s Happy Birthday song, Ak unamatata, "You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something." - Em inem, Pink, Michael Bublé, I dont care if there is still 5 minutes till the bell . IM PACKING UP NOW!, End of Days, I Have Jammed Out To "Don t Stop Believing", Cant touch this!........except for you.. you can, in my head i see you all over me. , Who calls their daughter Justin?, Zip your lips like a padlock... uhh Ke$ha , darling, padlocks dont zip..., That sinking feeling when you flip the card ove r, and it s the fourth King., Bieber brings all the girls to the yard, they re l ike can you even get hard, Peter Garrett s dancing, I Think Iyaz Needs To Get A New Ipod Seen As Though His Is Stuck On Replay. What Ever Is Good Books Twilight series, Goosebumps, Eclipse, Losing It Twilight series Movies Legally Blonde 2, Miss Congeniality, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, Madagascar 2, Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde, Miss Congeniality 2, Ice age 1, A Cindere lla Story, Ice Age 2, White Chicks, Seeing a movie so many times, you laugh befo re the funny part even happens!, i like that boulder. that is a NICE boulder., s orry to be the one to tell you this but... twilight is really gay, Turning your beds into bunk beds so that there is more room for activities, " you can walk ho me, bitches", I wouldnt steal a car, But i d download one if i could, New Moon: The Movie, The Last Song, Dear John, Toy Story 3, Can I keep you? , I m Sorry I L ove You, You just wouldn t say half the things in Angus Thongs & Perfect Snoggin g, "Oh my God, Karen, you can t just ask people why they re white.", I shall cal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

l him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy., You Are Never Too Old For A Disney Movie, Yes, my bestfriend is the opposite sex, and no we ar e not going out, "Yo, Hold my poodle", Because of The Hangover, the way I say "r etard" has forever been changed, You re not best friends till you ve spooned, pe eking over the 3D glasses too see what the movie looks like without them, New Mo on: The story of a girls choice between Beastiality and Necrophilia., 17 Again, Twilight, And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye. Legally Blonde 2 Television Friends, The O.C., Mcleods daughters, All those years i watched Arthur, I never knew what animal he was., Phil and Lil s mom on Rugrats was for sure a lesbian, We love our bread, we love our butter, but most of all, we love each other, Two and a Half Men, The Simpsons, The Big Bang Theory, Mr. Squiggle, Knock knock: Pe nny? — Knock knock: Penny? — Knock Knock: Penny?, The IT Crowd, -going to put someth ing in the microwave- "MUM HOW LONG DO I DO IT FOR", waking on september 12, 200 1 and wondering why the f*ck Cheez TV wasn t on, Criminal Minds, One Tree Hill, Scrubs, Total Wipeout, Family Guy, "Let s split up you guys"... Yeah, cos that s ounds like a GREAT plan. = , Gossip Girl, I Clap To The Clapping Bit In The Intr o To Friends, Two and a Half Men, Round The Twist, The Big Bang Theory Episodes, Shark. Bait. HOO HA HA., Gossip Girl, Good News Week, The Big Bang Theory Friends Other There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will, Ford Falcon Turns 50, I think I'm afraid of being happ y because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens, i wonder how ma ny strangers have pictures with me in the background., "Hey,u free?"..."Nah,I'm pretty expensive", I don't care if it's 4 A.M. you're my best friend and I'll ta ke care of you :), "Text me if you want," always means "I want you to text me.", Bacon, "Im tired" "You can go to sleep" "No!" "..Why?" "I wanna talk to you :)" , When i get a new calendar, i always check what picture is on my birthday, I'll do anything to see you smile :), I may be weird. but at least i have a personal ity., when you wake up 2 seconds before your alarm and feel like a ninja:), i wi sh you lived just down the street .., Boyfriends who actually treat there girlfr iends like princesses :), When your ex says "you will never find anyone like me" and you reply "God I sure hope not...", My life has changed so much this year, When life gives you lemons, keep them. Because hey. Free lemons., Perisher, not wanting to go to sleep........ then not wanting to get up, 'hahahahahahahaha' 'w hat are you laughing at' ' i dont even know but i cant stop!', Samsung Mobile Au stralia, We May Fight Some Times, But Id Die Fighting For You, I promise I'll be there for you when no one else is. <3, "Your skin is pale white and ice cold... I know what you are." "Say it. Out loud." "...Polar Bear.", No Matter What I Ge t On The Computer For, I Always End Up On Facebook., pissing people off for your own enjoyment :), bras n things ;), I HATE it when I'm mad at you and you make me laugh, Boy: Y do u wear a bra if there's nothing there? Girl: If that's the c ase, then y do u wear underwear?, Being hugged from behind when you least expect it, Im not flirting and I don't like you like that, I'm just a nice person, Ign oring someone you wish you didnt have to but knowing its for the best, I don't c are what you think about me. I'll act how I want. :), ARE YOU SERIOUS??...yea, i saw it on Facebook..., Its funny how you think I dont know, I don't hate you... .... I just don't appreciate your existence., Two fish in a tank. One turns to t he other and says: "Do you know how to drive this?" :), Throwing random things a t people and acting like it wasnt you, 'Howd you play?'.. 'Yeahh Alright'...LOL jk i fucking dominated, "fghjkghjfghjfghfghfghfghfgh" "save" - "file name alread y in use, please rename it." - "WTF?", That one person you fight with all the ti me, but still means the world to you, "What happened?" "It's a long story." "I'v e got time." "Crap, I need a new excuse.", Oh sorry, I didn't know having a best friend of the opposite sex meant we're dating. Grow up., drunk people who try to help other drunk people, I'm mature enough to forgive you, But not dumb enough to trust you., Don't Touch it, Don't even Look at it, Don't look at me either, c ontent, All the things I know right now, if I only knew back then., We talked ab

 

 

 

 

 

out old times and it made me smile because you didnt forget :), For those who ha ve experienced the pain caused by stepping on a LEGO., Yes, I am your best frien d. Yes, I would die for you. Yes, Im about to steal your chips., Kavon Theme Res taurant, Alcoholic?! No, i believe its pronounced Drinking Enthusiast., That loo k you and your friend exchange when you see someone hot, Hate Getting Texts That Only Say "k", No, I didn't stalk you. It was on my news feed. Get over yourself ., falling asleep . . . almost asleep . . . *VIBRATION!* damn it. well, guess i' ll keep texting, wanting to yell "NO ONE CARES!" in the middle of someone talkin g, Seeing someones status and thinking - I know exactly who thats aimed at !!!, ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION is not a new problem...Natives Americans use to call it WHIT E PEOPLE., Cheezels, Fairy Bread, You start to get hurt, the moment you start to care., Take the hint, silly. I like you:), Taylor Lautner, Lyrics that explain exactly how you are feeling., LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT - Laughing my ass off so hard my s ombrero fell off and I dropped my taco, Maltesers, -Remember that time when you. NOT in front of my parents dumbass., i hate waiting, but i will if i end up w ith you :), Yelling "GET SOME" when you see your friend flirting., I hate it whe n i die from not sending on chain-emails., "You promise?'' "Yes I promise" "Pink y Promise?" "Ok" (:, Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep (l), Yes, I am your best friend. Yes, I would die for you. Yes, Im about to steal your chips. :), A relationship shouldnt ruin a friendship., OMG I was joking.. chill !, If you got my trust dont lose it and if you have my love dont abuse it, "I love him." "How long have you been dating?" " 2 days" "You're an idiot.", Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody now thanks to BP., i do treat you like crap sometimes, but i love you an awful lot., I get the bigges t smile when i see your name come across my phone(:, Thank you music, for being there when no one else was., my heart beats ten times faster when i see you!, "d id u get a haircut?" "no it grew shorter", When someone says – You made my day, it makes my day., boys that aint afraid to tell a girl what they think, content, I T WASN'T ME!!! oh.. THAT.. heh, yeah that was me, Just tell me what you mean...i nstead of making me try to figure it out!, Planning big ass trips with your frie nds that might never happen, but you want them to so bad!, I hate when my mind w ont shut up when im trying to sleep!, looking at some one and thinking...SHUT TH E FUCK UP!!, Sarcasm (n.) - the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it., WHYYYY, do you have to live soo farr away?, Wow. You just totally fucked up my entire day. Thanks, asshole., i love the way you lie, LOL JK, fuck you, you fucking liar., Hmm i wonder what your thinking when you look at me : , audio ind ulgence, Im Not Perfect, Ill Annoy You, Say Stupid Stuff, But Ill Always Love Yo u , I Grew Up Thinking Tweety Bird was a Girl.... i was wrong., Saving text messa ges on your phone that make you smile :), wishing you could go back and DELETE a certain part in your life, We are afraid to care to much, for fear that the oth er person does not care at all., lyrics that explain exactly how you feel, I'd r ather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain, i'll bit e you...no you wont *OUCH!* you bit me!, Sluts are like wolves, they travel in p acks, Even though we don't talk anymore, I will never forget our memories., Ther e is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "us" in trust, and "i f" in life., That moment of happiness when you see your bus come, I believe ever ything happens for a reason. People change so you can learn how to let go. Thing s go wrong, so that you appreciate them when theyre right. And sometimes good th ings fall apart so better things can fall together, Unless you know the whole si tuation and know FACTS...keep your mouth shut, My life has changed so much this year, YouTube, When I Miss you, I re-read our old conversations and smile. :'), ... I L O V E Y O U S O M U C H <3 !, *ring* "hey mom" (friend in the background ) "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!", me & my bestfriend have the same mind i swear. :), I think it's cute when guys mess up when they talk to girls they like, SHIT I br oke it! Oh well, noone saw me so im gonna walk off and pretend it wasn't me., yo u use 2 b my friend now ur just a memory, Meeting you was fate, becoming your fr iend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control., i cant p romise to fix all your problems, but i promise you wont have to face them all al one, Clumsy me, I've fallen for you <3, yeah, you look alright...from a distance ...at night...behind a wall, ARE YOU SERIOUS??...yea, i saw it on Facebook..., p

issing people off for your own enjoyment :), I didnt fall , I attacked the floor , We all have a friend who doesn't get the joke, so we have to explain it to the m., Bestfriends are siblings that God forgot to give you. (:, Stop calling back 16 times, I'm ignoring your call., I f*cking hate her...Lets go on her profile, I felt special until I saw you talk to everyone like that, smiling at someone th at hates you., WE ALL KNOW SOME PATHETIC, IMMATURE, SHIT STIRING LITTLE BITCH WH O NEEDS TO START GETTING A LIFE!! :, After sending a risky text, one minute seem s like an eternity, well arent you just a ray of fucking sunshine., Sometimes yo u dont realize how much you care for someone until they stop caring for you, If you\'re talking behind my back, you\'re in a good position to kiss my ass!, I fe lt special until i saw you talk to eveyone like that... :/, I lost my phone. Wai t let me call it! CRAP! It\'s on vibrate! EVERYONE SHUTUP!!, Acting happy so tha t no-one asks you whats wrong, ...ILOVEYOU<3!, Rubberduckzilla, heres a condom. i figured since youre acting like a dick, you should dress like one., Sitting at a movie theater and saying "I wanna see that!" to every trailer., I promise I'l l be there for you when no one else is. <3, Bathurst 1000, Friday afternoons, cu rly wurly, Drinking with mates, Gossip Girl, Laughing to the point of tears in m y eyes and stomach muscles hurting!, "Im tired" "You can go to sleep" "No!" "..W hy?" "I wanna talk to you :)", I will bite you, no you wont, *grabs hand* AHHHHH HH, Starburst, Boys and Girls being best friends...it happens., Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about<3, imma lover, not a fighter, but i'll fight for what what i love, Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep (l), that awkward moment when Julia Gillard takes your job, Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge., sometimes it s best to just give up, instead of hurting yourself more <3, Don't worry about t he people in your past; There's a reason they didn't make it to your future., Do nt say it, Prove it., <3 I LOVE U <3 I MISS U <3 I NEED U <3, Why is Julia Gilla rd Prime Minister? Shouldn't she be in the kitchen?, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday you'll see, If were Not Meant to have Midnight Snacks Whys There A light in the Fridge?, McGrath Foundation, na na na na na na na na na na , BATMAN., Clearly the Socceroos didn't eat their weetbix, When Will Smith says "AW HELL NO!" You know shits about to go down..., f**k u......Literally or?..... ......, Don't you just hate it when Santa uses the same wrapping paper as your M um, Waking up After a Big Night and Discovering some of your Money Survived, Loo king at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk", ok, either my fb cha t has broken or your writing me an essay, Pringles Australia, Money, The Odds Of Dying, PISS UP AND A BBQ, Sheldon Cooper, we all have a friend who always think s of everything in a dirty way., Skittles, the good old days of catdog, angry be avers, doug, rugrats, and hey arnold, slush puppy, 10 Things Guys Regret the Mos t in Their Life, Friend Interview, I want to correct the spelling and grammar in your status!, No I didn't trip... The floor looked like it needed a hug..., Pre -Drinks!, Im Riding Solo, LOL jk, Im Waiting For The Bus, were friends.. not sec ret lovers.. so chilll., I think someone may have a slight obsession with the "L ike" button . . ., Holy s*** there is a F**king tiger in the bathroom, i always seem to spot you, no matter how big the crowd., i <3 my own bed. But i'll be hon est, id much rather be in yours ;), throwing random things at people and acting like it wasnt you, you know shits about to go down when you've got 3 missed call s off your mum, hey, remember me? I used to mean something to you., That girl/bo y who used to be your bestfriend ,now you look at them and shake your head., If you ever need me, I am here .., Text a girl good morning beautiful, Make her who le day :), avoiding people because you're not in the mood to talk, Your not a he art breaker, your just a slut., Um, you have a boyfriend, stop flirting with peo ple.., we still love to eat ice-creams on cold day.. :D, I miss the old times..: ), BAM! and the slut is gone., as soon as i hear your name, i smile <3, two girl s in a bed -BESTFRIENDS, two lads in a bed-AREYOUGAY?:S, Staying in bed when its raining outside :), HAHAHAHA...do you wanna get stabbed?, Its called KARMA! and it just smashed you in the face!, I hate goodbyes, i fell in love with your per sonality, your looks are just a bonus <3, We WILL be the old ladies causing trou ble in the nursing home <3, If your mad at me why dont you just tell me what I d id insted of ignorin me, Why can't i make you happy?, Hate that the person is no

t here, but love when they say "I miss you", i don't think , you have any idea , how much i miss you , right now <3, I wonder if you miss me as much as I miss y ou, I miss our memories, jokes, long conversations, but I miss you the most, it made sense in my head...!, No One Will Ever Love You Like I Do... <3, If you hav e an amaazing best friend :) <3, giving good advice to your friends but never ap pyling it to yourself, Helping a drunken friend... while being drunk., I will sl ightly go out of my way to kick a little rock on the road, I dont like you or wa nt you. I need you and love you <3, I Love You With My Every Breath With All I H ave Left <3, A smile, is like a band aid, it covers the pain but it still hurts. ., when u think your life is amazing something bad will always happen., Being pr otective over the people you love <3, eating raw cake mixture, I CANT FIND MY PH ONE.. (looks every where). . .D: . . .oh. . .its in my hand. . ., I really do fo rget to text people back sometimes., Official V8 Supercars Australia, Face it, A bird taking a dump on you isn't good luck. You just got shat on., the best rela tionships get through anything and everything, you say something awkward, someon e says 'what?' and you reply with 'what?'., Oh really you hate me? Cause i dont know you..., "mum? no. but muuum? no. MUM! no. fiine.......Daaaaaaady? :)", If I Had A Swear Jar, I'd Be A Millionaire!, its raining LOL JK someone is just eati ng corn on my roof, Guess who just texted me., "FIRE ALARM LEAVE ALL THINGS BEHI ND" "haha i don't think so", to eat. Alot., you gotta fight your bad days, to de serve your best days., English: A measure of your ability to bullshit, Your pret ty amazing babe <3, Saying i dunno when you cant be botherd to explain something , The only way to enjoy music is to have it LOUD!, boys who treat their girlfrie nds right., I love massages., HAPPY BITHDAY QUEEN! lol jks.. thanks for the day offf, Samboy Chips, I lost my phone. Oh wait let me call it! CRAP, it\'s on vibr ate! EVERYONE SHUTUP!!, "Are you two dating"?! "No.."? "Oh... awkard"., oh, HELL NO!, WHO TOLLDD YOU ? ! .. facebook ;), You're like a cloud: once you fuck off, its a good day., Yes, I'm a teenager & I'm making it my priority to see Toy Sto ry 3, SHUT UP! It made sense in my head., Can you stop adding me? I've ignored y ou 5 times already., Move out of the way children I've been waiting 11 years to see Toy Story 3..., BAZZINGA!, Getting Drunk, we used to talk for hours, now im lucky to get a 'hi', theodore chipmunk, Walking by someone you used to know and pretending you never met., Typing as many words to a song that you know in Googl e to find out the name., If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :), The Banana Ra p Song, When I get an unexpected text from you, my whole day gets better., Guys who smell good!, The urge to smile when someone is yelling at you, Hi, I wasted a very long time liking you., Lighting Things On Fire, Or dont pass me the ball. Thats cool., Naming your iPod "The Titanic" so it says "The Titanic is syncing. ", You're actually on my mind all day... but i wonder if im on yours? :/ , i love you, but do you feel the same?, I Love The Sound of Rain As I'm Going To Sleep. , Yeah sure you can merge in front of me. Oi! Oi! Where the f*#k is my wave?, De ar Bestfriend. I just love you., Twinkle Twinkle little star point me to the nea rest bar, When bad words can't even begin to explain how mad you are, I Love How Easily You Make Me Smile :), Parties, Log on, Check notifications, aannndddd co mmence stalking., Sucking the helium from balloons!, "Text me if you want." Mean s "I want you to text me." :], people who make an effort to stay in your life, n o matter what happens , You're funny. I think I'll keep you., I've Always Wanted T o Jump Into A Taxi And Shout "FOLLOW THAT CAR!", do NOT compare me to her. EVER. , I love finding someone who thinks the same way you do, Wouldn't it be ironic i f you choked on a life saver, The awkward moment when B1 doesn't know what B2 is thinking of, one of those moods where you dont know whats wrong., If you can ru n if thongs, ur a true aussie :) <3, "Four for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!" , i hate joining so many groups, but they're all so damn appropriate., How many oms could an om nom nom if an om nom could om noms?, I hate it when im singing a long to a song and the artist gets it wrong, "do you think it's funny?", well i am laughing, so clearly yes? : , Getting in bed, and texting the person you wish was there with you :), Partying 'till the cows come home, then partying with th e cows., Saying "well that went well" when it clearly didn't., We all have that friend...who thinks they're black, The feeling when you're so screwed you don't even care anymore., Please go away, you creep me out., realizing someone wasn't

as great as you thought they were, When I Was Younger, If You Could Run Up The S lide, You Had "Skill!", I mentally correct your grammar as you speak to me., Mak ing up my own vocabulary, "Did you get a hair cut?" " No, my hair just randomly fell out...", Big bottles of vodka take me to a happy place :), I'm never drinki ng again! LOL, jk i'm Australian, That one person that makes you smile after you have had the worst day, I loved you once, i love you still, i always have, i al ways will , Hi. I'm a boy. I can't take a hint., "Lets all go clubbing!..." " Yay , I Hate Seals!" "Wait... What?", Having those friends who make everything seem 10x funnier than what it is, Hi im Facebook nomnomnom your life, ohhh whos that sexy beast?! ... oh clicked on my own profile again..., BAM!! and the dirt is st ill there... Sh*t..., Saying No to Steve's Sister., Nah, don't worry about me, I t's not like I had my hopes up or anything., i hate it when i forget something i really wanted to say, BOYS ARE THE REASON SO MANY GIRLS HATE EACHOTHER !, Wow, K why are you suddenly being a dick to me? What did I do wrong...?, You're not m aking me jealous. You're making me wonder what I saw in you., that bestfriend, o f the opposite sex, that you couldn't live without., I hate when I run out of th ings to say when im talking to the person I like, its a lot easier to say you do n't care then to admit your hurt, I can do this.. I AM A DUDE. I am a hunky dude . I'm a badass hunky dude!, I will lose hours of sleep just so I can talk to you ., If you stop caring that fast, then you never cared at all., The worst feeling ever is feeling like you missed your chance, Don't you just hate not feeling go od enough for someone :/, Doing so much for someone...yet they never appreciate it., Not Needing a Tattoo to remember my Last Name., I know someone who has a ni ce ass ;], Alcoholic?! No, i believe its pronounced Drinking Enthusiast., Laughi ng uncontrollably with your best friend over something stupid. (:, Starting Long , Irrelevant Conversations on Other People's Status, I hate waking up in the mid dle of a really good dream, Sharing a bed with someone and stealing all the cove rs., It's called a status. Not a diary., I'm not Drunk, I have only had 25 drink s so far. Ask the Unicorn, the undescribable pain when you step on lego., In bed with your laptop, talking to that one person until the morning.., You're weird. I like you., i come, i fuck shit up, i leave, If i treated you, they way you tr eated me. You would hate me., I will always wonder if u think about me as much a s i think about you., I remember when we first met, now look at us., Hi, I'm a s pider, & I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can., Where do hobos get the sharpies for their cardboard signs?, WTF: why the face?, Everything's ju st better in the summer., One Million Against The Death Penalty for Homosexualit y, im eating healthy from now on...LOL jk, KFC or Mcdonalds?, Throwing everythin g off the bed onto the floor when you return hammered., If you cant Accept me at my Worst, you dont Deserve me at my Best, Walking the wrong way but not wanting to suddenly turn around & look weird, Maths = c + b + f, ...anndd thats why nob ody likes you., IM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC IM AN AUSTRALIAN, "Let's eat Grandma" or "Le t's eat, Grandma"- Punctuation saves lives., That Kid Everyone Calls By Their La st Name, Dippin' Dots, I think it's cute when you're about to leave, and a guy g oes "No hug?", High School seemed so much cooler in Primary School, Hey I'm brok e, can I have a dollar? LOL jks I'm Alana Callus, I hate it when your in the sho wer then you realise you have no towel., "Okaay whats your msn?" "...Dont laugh" , Thanks phone, for being strong everytime i dropped you., You're 1 year older t han me. Don't treat me like I'm 5., Those pens that make your handwriting look n icer, if my bestfriend died, i wouldnt no what to do. "/, Being around someone s o much, you catch their habbits, My room. My mess. My problem., I look before I pass the ball... LOL jk, I'm Jarryd Hayne, Telling me to calm down will only mak e me more pissed off., Before you judge me you better make sure your perfect., J ust when everything's going right... something goes wrong., that cute smile afte r a kiss '<3, the feeling you get when you hug someone, and they don't want to l et you go, Do headphones just tie themselves in knots while we're not looking?, I'm not a Bitch, I'm just over your shit., Being 18!, If the Australian way offe nds you...i'd be happy to help you pack, We all know someone who is fluent in bu llsh*t, Fuck school, I wanna be a penguin., OREOS: 1st you twist it then you... Oh it broke : , being a sarcastic little fuck., Love her <3, luv ur tan sweetie. . LOL jk, u look like u've been gangbanged by oranges!, i liked u, i wanted u, i

got u, i loved u, i lost u + i still love you :/ , Saying "OH I GET IT NOW" just so your teacher goes away, I <3 Love My Stupid,Gorgeous,Lame,Wierd,Crazy FREINDS A LOT!!, Don't we all regret making our MSN addresses at a young age?, I reply to you within seconds, stop taking half an hour to reply...., "im cold"....more like "I want you to hug me", Why do good times pass so fast, and bad times pass so slow?, I hate getting texts that only say "K", I used to rely on the clock on Cheez TV to know when to go to school, Having A Relationship Were You Can Act L ike Total Retards Together, Too bad you can't photoshop your personality aye !, that one drink that takes you from drunk to SMASHED, Everything happens for a re ason, live it, love it, learn from it!, Get the hint, FUCK OFF!, you wanna here a joke........your face, Your a joke, I hate you, Your a slag no joke YOUR A SLA G!, your not a player, your a joke (:, Dear Customer: I work here, I know more t han you & clearly I am right., meeting someone exactly like you., i do brilliant stuff when im drunk, Good things come to those who wait, but im sick of fuking waiting!, I Swear I Joined This Group Already...., People who investigate strang e noises in horror movies deserve to die, I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL YOU., I'm gonna be with who makes me happy, no m atter what anyone thinks., I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING., I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know., Shut up and Kiss me!, I love when we both look at eachother, & smile. (:, "PUT THAT PEN DOWN!" Alright, Miss, It's A Pen, Not A Gun., 7:00AM.. *massive long dream*.. 7:05AM? wtf?, I'm secre tly amused when It's cold and you can see your own breath, I fear that one day t he quiet kid is gonna go mad and kill us all :(, We all have that friend...Who's not really our friend, Your as pointless as the lid on a McFlurry., Being SO co mfortable with someone that you can do anything around them, "Dude, i bet you ca nt open this", *opens it* "I loosened it for you", Feeling like a retard when yo u run with your backpack on., I haven't changed, I'm just not taking anymore of your bullshit!, Watching two or more screens at once, Im Naked and Texting You B ut You Don't Know It, hi i'm a plant, nomnomnom photosynthesis, Overdoing the Mi lo then trying to take a sip but inhaling it and choking., "yo come with me to t he store" "NO!", "i'll buy you something", "ok!" :), The awkward moment when you accidentally touch someone's boob., Wanting to say something to someone but bei ng to scared or shy to say it, It wasn't a problem when you did it. Hypocrite., That one boy you could never hate, no matter how much he hurts you., Being Inapp ropriate, I click every minute on "home" because I don't know what else to do... , i miss you, the old you, the new one kinda sucks?, Nomming, I liked you, you w ere different, but now you're just like the rest., Thoughtfully stroking your ex tremely long metaphorical beard ;), throwing the phone when the person on it pis ses u off, When the person you like isn't online, you feel like no one is online ., Gwen Stafani taught me how to spell bananas, I PAY DAY, if school teaches you one thing, it's to text without looking!, I want to sleep...5 more minutes!, I make up unrealistic scenarios in my head, I Hate it when a good song is ruined b y a bad memory, 'I Like you .. but really whats the point.. I cant have you :/ ' , I think its funny when the person insulting you can't spell, neck kissing.... such a turn on, Don't make a girl fall for you, if you have no intention of catc hing her, The spastic twitch you get when falling or tripping in a dream, Best r evenge? Smile, be happy, never let them know it hurt, Woolworths Music, Theres a lways a friend youu have sexual conversations with ;), If you havent noticed , I completely adore you <3, "hey, didnt you get with ?" "Stop, just stop", i <3 ur smile, ur laugh, ur cuteness, ur kindness, or maybe ur just perfect, Its crazy how much i want to just walk upto you, and kiss you., Hot Guys That Smell Good, if i text a person in the same room as me, i stare at them 'til they get it, Hat ing me isn't going to make you any prettier., Wondering if the person your think ing about is thinking about you., I had all day to do homework, but I waited 'ti ll 10pm to start it, Going to bed and knowing you can sleep in :), Texting Shoul d Be Free, 'How old are you McLovin?' 'Old enough..' 'Old enough for what?' 'To party', Going to say something and mixing two words together and sounding retard ed, Dear 12 year olds, just cause you smoke and drink doesnt make you cool., Mus ic that reminds you of someone, I open my phone randomly and a txt comes. Then i m like :O, I Have Recieved A Drunk Text That I Can't Understand, "HEY, WHO STOLE

MY...nevermind i found it.", i hate it when you make plans....get excited.....t hey never happen :@, Whoever said "The customer is always right" has surely neve r worked retail., Vegemite, Your tan looks great ... LOL JK, Willy Wonka wants y ou to get back to work., I love sharing my bed with boys. =P, Hogging the Bed, C ompletely bullshitting your way through an english essay, Wikipedia + Copy + Pas te = Homework done, I bought you a cactus, LOL jk, your already a prick, Asking your math teacher "when will we ever need this in life??", Can you like... Fuck off?, My life has changed so much this year, Not so tough without your keyboard, aye?, "How do you know that?" "Facebook.", I'm hungry. Didnt you just eat? Yeah so ?, No, wait, hug me some more., I wish we could have had another shot, We co uld've done it right babe, I challenge u to stay 2 min. on the page without laug hing, I constantly check my cell phone, even though i know i didn't get a text, how weird you get when you're really really really tired, "OMG did you see that ninja?" "What ninja?" "Exactly", Sometimes you forgive someone only because you still want them in your life, If a girl says "Don't worry about it," you better worry about it., but .. you promised :(, I hate it when you're sleeping and a Ji gglypuff draws on you., I wish Pokémon battle music played whenever I run into som eone I don't like, Saying "You're welcome" to people that don't say "Thank you", I spend 5+ minutes explaining something funny but in the end, no one laughs, wa tching people argue on facébook is pure entertainment, "We can still be friends" i s like saying "Hey, the dog died but we can keep it", you remind me of a penny , beacuse ur two faced and worthless (:, If you tickle me im not responsible for your injuries., I'm not trying to Impress you but .... I ride without training w heels ;), I have lost 1,384,484,923,736,374,844,293,928,384 bobby pins in my lif e, Join if you mentally say “Wed-nes-day” when writing the word “Wednesday”, smiling and nodding when you dont know what the hell theyre saying, when kids randomly fall out of their chairs in class., The first time I had a Mcflurry, I thought the s poon was also a straw., IF YOU KNOW A JACK :), Don't text him back..Oh i'm not!. ..You texted him back didn't you? ..Yea, -"Someone is cranky" -"Someone needs to SHUT UP", Don't you just love it when the 'Clever kid' get's things wrong., sum mer nights when you can stay outside and chill as long as you want, I miss you a ll the time, If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an acci dent., OK! I am going to get stuck into my homework. *goes to google* OMG PACMAN !, BAD decisions make GREAT stories., You hear your favorite song, turn to your friend and sing it dramatically, Getting prank called then going along with it s o they waste their credit, What do you call a man who joins pages about girls ma king sandwiches? Single., Comebacks that make the whole room go "OOOOOHHHHHH", S urely i can make it to bed after turning out the light... BANG guess not, "THAT' S WHAT SHE SAID" jokes, "Oh , ! You Smell Good Hug Me Again . " : ), boys who sm ell good, Hairy Maclary from Donaldson's Dairy, When someone screams "DONT LOOK! ", i automatically look., I Dont Get Drunk, I Get Elegantly Wasted!, I feel sad when i see an old person eating/sitting alone. =[, THE WALK OF SHAME when u thro w a paper at the garbage can and miss. . ., BEING A WIZARD, PULL UP YOUR PANTS Y OU LOOK LIKE A FUCKKING IDIOT!!, "They're", "Their", and "There" have 3 distinct meanings. Learn Them., doing it like they do on the discovery channel, occasion ally trying to use the force, correcting people's spelling just to piss them off :), My level of maturity changes depending on who im with., Pre-Drinking may sa ve you money... but sadly costs you your dignity., Your a great friend but, if w e get chased by zombies I'm tripping you, Mom, Dad, don't worry, EVERYONE failed that test :), Accepting the "Terms & Conditions" without reading them. ;) Rebel ., That's What She Said!, "That song is so old!" Sorry, i didn't see the 'use by ' date., I Tried Being Normal Once. Worst 5 Minutes of my Life, We're not lost, we're on an adventure, You Just Left.. And, I Miss You Already <3, The back seat on the bus is not just a seat, its a sign of power., walking into a spider web and instantly turning into a ninja, looking at a test and being like fuuuuuuuuuu uckkkkk, Uhh , obviously you told everyone , because your the only one i told !, Cuddles!? I LOVE CUDDLES!, "Worst. Idea. Ever." [pause] "Let's do it.", I hate friends who ditch you the second they get a boyfriend/girlfriend, I Havent Heard This Song In Forever...Yet Somehow I Remember All The Words, A little birdy tol d me, " I'm gunna kill this little bird", I can't help but smile when we talk. Y

ou make me happy. <3, hearing rumors you never knew about yourself., :) i litera lly think about you 24/7 <3, I've accidently walked into a pole at some point in my life., "is she pregnant"..."idk"..."go ask"..."no way, what if she's just fa t???", "You Are What You Eat"... "No Wonder You're Such a Dick", "Stupid questio ns deserve sarcastic answers.", There is a F****** Tiger in the Bathroom, You're being nice. Way too nice. You want something, The Courtesy Wave - A necessary p art of driving etiquette, I love your smile!, I hate it when I get stuck on a ro of in Vegas and my wolfpack can't find me., Hamish & Andy, I didn't type that me ssage to excercise my fingers, I want a reply., You make me smile without trying <3, Chocolate Dipped Strawberries, I'm not trying to impress you...but i got my pen liscence, You gotta fuck one, Marry one, And kill one. Go., Your the one th at makes me happy, Don't ever leave <3, You kissed me, I fell for you.. and then you dated someone else the next day </3, You act nice to my face, but talk crap behind my back? Don't worry I know., DRIVERS Who Flash their Lights to warn you of COPPERS are "True Australians", That moment you lose all respect for a perso n who you used to like, Join if you used to slide back & forth in the bath to ma ke giant waves!, Laughing so hard you clap like a retarded seal., I TOOK THE TIM E OUT TO PLAY PACMAN ON THE GOOGLE SIGN TODAY! =], when someone's laugh is funni er than the joke.., "your pretty. your prettier. no your prettier" OMG SHUTUP. Y OUR BOTH UGLY, Fuck This. Fuck Her. Fuck Him. Fuck You. Fuck it..., I Snuggling, Sock sliding on wooden floors, oi, i want you. :), "A, B, C, or D?" "Well i hav en't had a B for like 4 questions so I'll choose that", Giving directions: "Turn left up here... No, your other left.", Unless it's due tomorrow, I don't care, " Mum, mum ,mum ... mum MUM" "what" " well its not ganna be funny now coz ur ang ry ", I'm not talking to you anymore...-2 seconds-...I'm sorry, I love you., Tha t heart sinking feeling u get when u read something u didnt want to know, I Play ed PacMan on Google on 21/05/2010, Mates pretending to be bf/gf's when weirdo's hit on you, I didn't type that message to exercise my fingers, I want a reply, I nbox (1) makes me excited., "Man up" - a simple phrase to make your friends do s tupid things, i hate the I'M AWESOME page, things., If it's not on wikipedia, it doesn't exist., Piggyback Rides, What ALL guys think when girls start to CRY!, C.L.A.S.S - Come Late And Start Socializing, no boyfriend no problem, If you hav ent noticed , I completely adore you , "What do you wanna do?" "Up to you" "Noo, its up to you." 'sigh'....., Goodmorning texts!<3, I hate those who ask For Extr a sheet in an Exam!What the Hell r u writing??, That awkward moment when someone says "You two should go out!", No!! No!!! NO!!! NO!!!! "Message Sent" ... Oh Go d.., Sorry about those texts last night...my phone was DRUNK!, I take too long i n the shower & LOVE IT, THERE WILL BE THIS PHOTO ON CIGARETTE PACKETS AFTER 01/0 7/2011, "Is everyone here?" 'Yes.... LOL jk, Pip's still on the bus!', "What's w rong?" "Nothing." "Why can't you tell me?" Cause your the problem., If you say J esus backwards, it sounds like sausage., fuck what you heard and fuck who you he ard it from, Once I start hating someone, EVERYTHING they do is irritating to me ., Intense late-night talks at sleepovers., I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life., What lesson do you have now? "Defence agai nst the dark arts, you?" .... English, using the "because you love me" excuse :) , When i was young, i used to put Bubble Bath on my face and say Ho' Ho' Ho', YO U'LL REGRET LOSING ME :), The amazing feeling of victory when you see karma kick someone's ass, "You broke it" "No you broke it" "Ok none of us broke it" "RUN!" , I love my Sister, Rumsey Sisters, For You I Will , I Still Remember The First Ti me You Kissed Me <3, Hey it's MySpace here. Just stealing all your group ideas.. ., When people remember the smallest details about you :), Ever Wonder What FACE BOOK Looked Like in 2004? OMG!, I'm just a regular truck... LOL jk, i'm Optimus Prime bitch!, Getting Teachers To Tell Stories Until Class Is Over, Okay teacher , I asked you a simple question, I dont need a lecture., "HEYYYY COME HERE ITS I MPORTANT" "what" "can u turn off my light?", You're tacky and I hate you, No I w ill not share my Ipod with you, Its called an Ipod Not an Uspod, Adore Midori, D on't Worry, If We All Die In 2012, Short Stack Goes With Us, Go Designs, once up on a time there was me and my goon sack..... thats all i can remember., Im not a snob, I just dont like you., Is it just me, or is 2010 absolutely flying by?, Y ou look like I need another drink., When mum can't find it, you're Fuckedd., I T

RIED to see it from your view but I cant get my head that far up my arse, Announ cing You Have To Go Pee Just Because You Feel Its Necassary, If you haven't got anything to hide, then let me see your phone, id jump in the water and save you. . LOL JK i straightened my hair, Big boobs don't count if you're fat., The impos sibility of removing skinny jeans sexily., You deleted me as your friend, WOW... you sure showed me!!!, Not the brightest crayon in the pack are we, Once you go black, your gonna need a wheelchair, Oh My God! It's been a whole 54 seconds an d we are madly inlove. <3, Hi, I'm Tom from Myspace, and I'm starting to get rea lly lonely., "I need to sneeze"..*Pulls Strange Looking Face*....."-.- It's Gone .", Girls who don't wear fake tan, Is that your ex?.. NO.. That's the biggest mi stake of my life., FACEBOOK + trying to concentrate on homework = fail!, Ew, don 't honk at me, you're like 80., "You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterda y!?", "oi you! my friend thinks your hot" ... LOL jks i think your hot ;), Don't touch me!! ohh... except youu, i like you :D, JUST FUCKEENNNN RELAX AYYYYE, Bei ng Scared to Death When someone says "I need to talk to you", "Do you have gum?" "No", "Can i have a piece?" "Fine, here", "There are lots of weirdos out there. " " Mom, i know. They're my friends", I hate you because my best friend hates yo u., Hey “U2”,ill trade you a "P!nk" "Eminem" for a "Black Eyed Pea" and a “Red Hot Chi le Pepper” ! "No Doubt", thats a better deal then when i got my "Pitbull" "3 doors down" from a man wearing a "Plain White T", Why are you late?! Mate, your lucky I even came, so shut-up and teach!, Bring Ellen Down Under, ughh i hate class ( walk in, see sub) YES, "...and in the morning, I'm making waffles!!" :), Truth h urts, lifes a bitch, so are you., Don't like me?? well fucck off!! Problem solve d., TICK TOCK on the clock.. LOL jk.. My clocks digital., I Didnt Do It... I Swe ar... It Wasnt Me... Oh That... Yeah That Was Me, Giving people really good advi ce, then being lost when it comes to yourself, LOVE LIFE, Wait..WHAT! you liked me? :\ Why didn't you tell me.. i liked you to!, "is it dead" , "idk" , "Poke it " ,, "OIIIIII you. my friend thinks your hot", ......well that was awkward, Shel don's smile, They hurt you but they get treated as if you hurt them, It's much e asier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship., Alerting Your Mate to the Presence of Fine Form, hearing something that kils you inside and ha ving to act like you dont care, I totally love it when you look at me and immedi ately smile (: <3, I have no respect for you. At all., I drive slow when someone 's on my ass, then fast when they try to pass me, I hate the awkward arm when yo u're spooning someone, I love memories that you randomly remember and then can't stop smiling :), No emoticons, no kisses, short answers? Right, you're in a moo d., U.D.I- Unidentified Drunken Injury, Sayin "bitch" after proving your point, ET phoooone hoooome, Lol jk ive got no credit., Without music, life would Bb. Jo in if you get it., vodka isn't the answer... but it makes you forget the questio n., I stay up too late and then hate myself in the morning., I want to touch you inappropriately, I Love Vodka, " Dw baby, i pulled out...LOL jks, you're pregna nt", "you're drunk." ... "you're sexy!" ;), Congratulations, you are a fuckwit, I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know i'm hilarious, I will live m y life my way, thank you very much., No microsoft word, i am pretty sure i know how to spell my name, *walks into a room* what the hell did i come in here for?, This is my cup of care \_/ oh look its empty!, Never underestimate a girl's abi llity to find things out., That one person you want to punch in the face everyda y, Sexy Johnny from Underbelly, become a fan if you hate monday mornings.......a nd love friday evenings..., Hey how've you been? LOL jk invite me to your party, Fantastic Friday :) , Super Saturday :D , Seedy Sunday :\ , Miserable Monday :( , Yes, I am procrastinating, and yes, I will regret this later., That .1% of ger ms that nothing can kill, Hey you, stay in my life :), She's my sister, you hurt her, I hurt you., I have texted lying down and dropped my phone on my face., No t being able to sleep because you can't stop thinking about someone, screamning "R A P E" when your friend is tackling you :), Stopping in the middle of a conve rsation to say "You smell good", Everytime i look at you, i wanna rip your cloth es off...!!!, nah nothings wrong, LOL jk, i wanna hit you in the face with a sho vel, We asked for a dislike button, and you gave us ANOTHER like button?, Unwrap ping A Chupa-Chup Is One Of Lifes Hardest Missions, Cute and Clueless, Trying NO T to look when someone is staring at you., the "sup" head nod., having a compute

r without internet is like having a bowl with no food in it, Sneaking food into the movie theatre, $3 for a bag of skittles my ass., Ummm, no. I don't know the answer. That's why my hand isn't raised., I just had my pen. WHERE DID IT GO., Y es, i did just trip over nothing., watching the little tornado in the bath when you let the plug out :), I Hate when You Write Someone a Whole Paragraph, and Th ey Reply "ok", "Muuuuuummmmmm, i love you.. <3"...Mum: "Ok what do you want? -.", I love you, but you are the wierdest person ever., "Shut up, you love it", "D o it, it'll be funny", When i was a little kid i hated bed time. Now i think abo ut it all day., you may be hot, but you have the worst personality ever, Dark ni ght + Heavy rain + Coldness + Nice blanket = Perfect sleep., I'm not jealous, I just don't like that bitch., " Yea, I saw it on Faceboook.", I hate it when the teacher keeps pausing the movie to say something stupid., No one is perfect, but being Australian is close enough..., Just walking into your bestfriends house l ike you live there., Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil, Drunk word's speak sober thought's, Sleeping with one leg out of the c overs, Are you even aware of how hot you are??? ;), Getting double-bounced on th e trampoline, and your legs collapse., East Maitland, New South Wales, Australia , Did i ask you? No. Then shut the fuck up, "Wanna go out?" "I have a bf" "I hav e a fish" "What?" "Oh I thought we were talkin bout things that didnt matter", P etition to change the relationship status from 'Single' to 'Riding Solo'., I don t care how old I am, I'm still watching ToyStory 3!, It's not right for the girl to be taller than the boy in a relationship, I know there's plenty of fish in t he sea, but i want that one <3, F*** My Life, What does a guy and a car have in common? Answer: They both..., Whoaa!... when did you become attractive?, I wish I could go back to when I met you, And walk away., When you pick up a 'Draw 4' i n Uno, you know shits gonna go down!, I don't trust the first straw at maccas, 1 0 Signs You Are Too Drunk!, The feeling of someone who means the world to you <3 , ''you're tall,do you play basketaball?''...'' -_- you're short, do you play mi nigolf ?'', Hey, I'm a girl. I ignore nice guys, chase ass holes, and complain a bout it, I Cant Sleep With My Door Open, *drop phone*, pick it up, dust it off, 'Don't worry, it's a Nokia', I'm drunk, therefore what I'm about to do is DEFINI TELY an amazing idea., i know your kidding, but it hurts anyway, Hey guys guess what I just found out. Yeah we knew that 3 weeks ago, I wish I knew your last na me so I could f.b. stalk you, 10 ways to tell if your relationship's gonna work <3, Having those moments where you miss everything that use to be., i like you, i get over you, i see you, i talk to you, i like you again.. :/, I re-read the t exts you sent when I miss you, f u c k whɑt ɑnyone else thinks, do whɑt mɑkes you hɑppy , i hate that feeling like ur geting replaced by smeone else, why do i keep thin king about you?, I act like its ok... when really its killing me inside, Hot Cho colate..Nice Warm Bed..Filmssss..And Snuggles With Someone Sexy!, Im 98% sure so meone is eating all my bobby pins., I see you've bought yourself a dog and calle d it your girlfriend :), Maitland, New South Wales, Days cuddled up in bed when its raining outside, In America they call it Survivor, in Australia we call it c amping., I always thought numbers on the toaster were a heat setting and not min utes., "True friendship exists when silence between two people is comfortable.", i tried, you didnt. i gave up, I Hate People That Dont Text Back, I don't care if it's 4 am, you're my best friend and ill take care of you., Guys Who Will Lik e You For You, & Not For What You Will Do With Them., I'm typing >> I see you ty ping >> I delete everything, i'm a woman. i eat. i have curves: deal with it., S hooting yourself with your fingers when you get frustrated., Had To Be There Mom ents, Being Texted First, telling a story then realising its was a "you had to b e there moment", Sometimes you need to run away to see who will come after you., I risk my phone's life in school trying to text you. , I'm actually not funny.I' m just really mean and people think I'm joking., Not knowing if the person you l ike likes you back. (and to afraid to ask), when i lie in bed i immagine everyth ing i want to be true., Everybody Knows That The Bird Is The Word!!, If a girl s ays "Im cold" It means, "I want a hug" (:, Trying to convince yourself that it d oesn't matter or bother you., I used to CARE & Lately i just dont give a F*** !! !!!!!, " I Luv U, I Miss U & I'm Sorry ", I'm not easily distr.... OMG SHINY, Ho w Homer Simpson would look, if he was real, "Dude, you're singing the wrong word

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s" " No i'm not because I'm making a remix", Take me as I am, or watch me as I g o., I Hate When I Expect A Text From Someone, And Some Random Person Texts Me., Sometimes I say things that don't really make sense to me either., I may be your ex, but im better than your next, Randomly swearing at everything when your mad , Doing Things That Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time...But Weren't, You don't even know the whole story, so shut the f*** up., Why do me and my bestfriend ha ve to be so funny ?!, You only get one life, dont waste it on a loser (:, if you want it, make it happen., Laughing at your own joke before you tell it, Pulling out your phone when your alone in public to not look like a loner, 'She's a slu t' 'Is she really?' 'Nah, i just dont like her', i text you. you dont text back. i feel stupid., "Hey, are you home?" "No, I answered my home phone from somewhe re else.", That Hug when someone knows ur about 2 cry <3, Saying "no" before som eone finishes their question., snuggling up in bed with someone special, When yo ur clothes smell of that special person you have been with, That one person that you will ALWAYS have a thing for., i don't want just a hug ..i want YOUR hug <3 , seeing an old pic of urself & wondering why i was let out of the house, Barbar a who lives in Bank World, Okay I'm going to bed at 10...10:30...11...11:30...12 ...12:30...1...1:30........, "I Have A Six Pack ;-)" "Where ?" "Under My Fat...I t's Shy" :), i'm bringing sexy back, LOL JKS, sexy never left me ;), Its going t o be fine.. LOL jks i know your fucked., or dont reply, thats cool., I Love Your Accent , SAY SOMETHING ELSE!, that one person you laugh uncontrollably with, I love your tan! LOL jks it looks like you've rolled in Twisties, growing up befor e trampolines had nets and surviving., <3 LIFE IS FUL OF UPS AND DOWNS, SO UP TH E MUSIC AND DOWN THE VODKA :)) <3, Sshhh. They're Arguing. I Wanna Listen :), 99 , PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU SMILE TH ways to start a conversation with someone you like E SECOND YOU SEE THEM :), 7 ways to get any guy you want , I hate the little trian gle that the windscreen wiper misses. : , Realising how drunk you are when alone in the toilet, Blanket on- too hot, blanket off- too cold, stick leg out- Just Right!!!, I like your makeup...LOL JK, it looks like you got gangbanged by Crayo la., i hate that feeling you get when you really miss someone<3, I miss you. It sucks., Aww thats so sweet, how many other girls are you saying that to?, "Who a re you talking to?"...... "TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!!!", It sucks wanting what you can't have., I read the group name, I laugh, I join, I never look at it again, " ignore him.no i wanna knock him out"., Boyfriends who actually care about their girlfriends., You make me happy,whether you know it or not.. , A guy that calls y ou beautiful is a guy worth keeping <3, Being the coolest member of my family., FEAR = Fuck Everything And Run, I am currently involed in a poking war., Treat y our girl right, or someone else will <3, Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you meant what you promised. Silly me., I'd rather be hurt by the truth, than protected by a l ie., My bestfriend means everything to me <3!, Sleeping in !, I couldn't live wi thout a mobile phone !, I miss you.., The Irish Accent, the glory you get playin g school dodgeball, hitting someone you HATE, the word "whatever" really means f u c k y o u, meet, talk, joke, flirt, go out, fall out, break up, dont talk., C ome here. Why? Just come here. No your gonna hit me. :), I'D BANG YOU! .. over t he head with a shovel ..., Text a girl 'hey beautiful', and you could make her w hole day., Locking your animal in your room to make it spend time with you, push ing your friends into things. eg. doors, people, bushes., I will never forget yo ur hug, Saying it's ok when it's killing you inside, Kicking in the balls? Try p oking youself in the eye with mascara!, sometimes you just need your bestfriend <3, Wow, I kinda-sorta like you. A lot , 1st day of school- I'm actually gonna tr y this year! 2nd day- Yeah, no., Everything is funnier when you're not aloud to laugh., Good Grades, Enough Sleep, or a Social Life... Pick any two., Blonde: "w hat does idk mean?" Brunette: " I don't know" Blonde: " OMG nobody knows" ", i g o quiet when i'm upset, That sudden relief you get when your eftpos transaction says 'Approved', Oh you broke your leg? Well that's sad... now let me use your c rutches, Beeping your friends horn while you're sitting in their passenger seat, ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE!, mom (4 missed calls) oh man i m in deep shit...., Dora...Stop fucking around and get a GPS, Awww Sweeet! " Can i have a go ?"...... yeah..nah, The Cleaners are not here to clean up after you ! WTF are they here for then?, our conversations lasted hours, now they last min

utes :(, I may not be perfect, but atleast I'm not you..., The Problem CLEARLY I s That You, Are A Dick Head :), i hate it when you make me smile, when im meant to be angry at you :), When we first met i had no idea you would be so important to me .(:, No, I heard you. I just don't care, I have kneed my self in the face ., Shut up and kisss me... LOL jk, just shut up., I can't hear you, so ill just laugh and hope it wasn't a question, Oh hey life, i didn't see you there behind all that school., Yeah, i want you, i want to text you..but i feel annoying if i do., You can pretend we're strangers, but i've seen you naked., You can only d eal with so much before you stop caring altogether., Holding your cat in the air whilst singing songs from The Lion King, its not you, its me. LOL jk, its all y ou., D.B.I.'s (Drive By Insults), I dont have attention problems, I just... Do y ou like waffles?, At first im shy but once you get to know me BAM!, The Awkwardn ess When Osama Bin Laden Asks You For The Time And It's 9:11, GEEZ..take a joke, like you take a dick..SLUT, Ok, If we get caught here's the story..., I hate it when i run over my own banana on mario kart, Laughing at Somebodys Laugh, Making unnessesary sounds when your bored., " DO NOT TOUCH, WET PAINT "... "maybe ill touch it to see if its dry :)", No matter what I get on the computer for, I alwa ys end up on Face-book.., Winter = hoodies, trackies, rainy days, warm hugs, woo ly blankets, hot chocolate :), Forgetting to wash off nightclub stamps, IM RIDIN G SOLOOO, LOL jks my mums driving us., "Tell Him He's Dreamin", my lip hurts ... . kiss it better? ;), do you realise how much you make me smile, just by texting me?., UM i slept with socks on, but now its morning and they aren't there., Bei ng so awesome it hurts., drunk people trying to convince you they're sober, I la ugh at GUYS who work at Subway because they have to make me a sandwich., Someday , you're gonna regret losing me. I promise., She likes him. He likes her. Everyo ne knows except them., I became a fan to see the picture now you want to know if im human?!?!?!, The awkwardness of saying 'what?' for a third time., Oh, you're sorry? Well you can take that apology and shove it up your ass., I Love the sou nd of rain on a tin roof!, I can read anyone, But not you, the one I most want t o read <3, You know, you can kiss me whenever you like, I wouldnt mind ;), Watch in Awkwardly As Your Friend Gets Yelled At By His/Her Parents, i trusted you. my mistake., 5 Images you wont believe are NOT Photoshopped!!, I still have a frie nd that i've known since primary school, " Did you get a haircut?" " No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible. ", hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahah ahhahahahhahahahaha. no, your about as pointless as the white crayon., i remembe r the very first day i met you <3, I love those moments where you just smile and think, "i love life.", Late Night Cuddles In Bed &hearts;, I hate it when I get comfy in bed and realize I forgot to do something, i was holding it together fi ne, until you said "are you okay?", hello friday, ive been waiting for you, Laug hing so hard that you cant tell anyone what your laughing about, ''I Dunno. Goog le it.'', i laugh at my own jokes, because i'm hilarious, Hello big spider in th e corner, you just chillin? Yeah thats cool bud, i <3 how we can act like total retards together and have no shame(:, " i have a question" teacher-walks away "u m okay thats cool too", Sometimes its easier to pretend your happy rather than e xplain why your not, Maitland Grossmann High School, When you're so good at sarc asm no one can tell if you are serious or not, 101 Things To Do With Your Boyfri end / Girlfriend, You're clearly pregnant, SO WHY THE F**K ARE YOU SMOKING?, Goo d Game.. Good Game.. Good Game.. B*tch.. Good Game.. Good Game.., "Guys be quiet I'm calling my mom!" Person in background: "COME BACK TO BED!", Do you know the muffin man? ...the muffin man? ...THE MUFFIN MAN!!, "Remember that time when yo u-" . NOT in front of my parent dumbass, If I talk to u while appearing offline, then u r special !, omg i cant find it, " muuuuuuuuum", Lamp, Texting + Faceboók = Textbook... so I'm studying, right?, hugs from behind are the cutest, Join if you can remember these two sexy beasts ;), i think i verbally abuse the people i love more than the people i hate, I didn't fall , i attacked the floor., On fac eboook we're all friends but outside we don't even say hi ., The awkward things that teachers over hear us saying., If you're not willing to risk it all, then y ou don't want it bad enough., How To Create A Fan Page., Ford Fairlane Ghia, I w ill resist joining that page because you did first. And i dont like you., I sit motionless and feel lost when i run out of credit.... NOOOOO!!!!!!, I can apply

mascara with my mouth closed. Cos im not retarded :), Friend Facts™, Scavenger Hun t, Coca-Cola, Things I would love to do to you!, Stop Animal Cruelty, I Don't Sm oke, singing la la la when forgettin the real words, we all know that one girl w ho flirts with every guy, Typing what you Really Want to say, than deleting it, being so close, you insult each other all the time and never get offended:)<3, R ock Paper Scissors Lizard Spoc, Its not called being whipped, its called respect ing your girl., Sheldor is back online, Comebacks that make the whole room go "O OOHHHHH!", Im Ashamed Of What I Looked Like In Year 7, I hate it when I ask some one what's wrong and they say "nothing"., The urge to smile when someone is yell ing at you, When I was a kid "I'm dobbing on you" was equivalent to a death thre at., joining groups clearly meant for the opposite gender, I live in a flood-pro ne area so I cover my property with ShamWows., Daily Humor, No. Your Wrong. So j ust sit there in your wrongness and be wrong., IF I WERE IN AVATAR...I WOULD LOO K LIKE THIS By AvatarYourFace.com, That "S" Thing We All Drew In School, Don't g ive Corey Worthington a movie role. VOTE NO TO HOLLYWOOD., I say "OUCH" before I 'm even sure it hurt... just incase., CHANGE FACEBOOOK BACK!!!, Just kidding, bu t seriously., All australians should be equal, Green means walk, red means RUN!, OMG, It took you that long just to type THAT!, I'm so tired but I want to stay up and talk to you :D, Oooh, a friend request.... Who the hell is Iqbal?, Not fi nishing a sentence because your laughing too hard about the ending, when sluts h ate other sluts for being sluts, when crash bandicoots mask made that noise OOGA BOOGA!, I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it, OMG I DO THAT. ...BECOME A FAN...OMG I DO THAT TOO....BECOME A FAN, I tried to sleep, but inste ad I played out impossible scenarios in my head, I KNOW YOU LOVE UR BF/GF BUT DO ES EVERY STATIS U MAKE HAVE TO BE ABOUT THEM, Saying "What" but then 1 second la ter realizing what they said, Unicorns are real, they're just fat and gray and w e call them rhinos, a Girl n a Boy can be best friends, I'd Tap that, Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT", Clearly, You're Retarded, Wher e's Wally?, "who are you?"- "I'm Chuck Bass", knocking something down in a store , then awkwardly walking away., Can this Pickle get more fans than Twilight?, Lo ving a band no one knows, and dying inside when they become popular., *whistles* who's that?. That, that i can't even talk about, Anyone who says sunshine bring s happiness has never danced in the rain <3, Dr. Seuss could've been the greates t rapper alive, Akon's poor attempt at describing the girl without being disresp ectful, WORLD HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPIONSHIPS: Wally VS Osama Bin Laden, Bella: I kn ow what you are. Edward: Say it. Bella: Gay., Knowing Something Isn't Going to H appen But Still Having That Inch of Hope, Not Being Able to Breathe from Intense Laughter., a b c d e f g h i j k "ello menno" p q r s t u v w x y z, I know ill regret it later, but right now, i dont care., I know you haven't replied, but I can't help but check my phone, i STILL didnt hear what you said, but im gonna s mile, nod and laugh anyway, I love it when i know something i'm not supposed to know :), Wishing you can sometimes punch someone in the face with no consequence s., I HATE when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done.", I WOULD CRACKUP IF ED CULLEN DUMPED BELLA FOR A GAY ROMANCE WITH JACOB :), It's awkward to say hi, so I will just pretend that I didn't see you, looking like a spastic when you walk into a spider web, Hearing it bucketing rain outside when you're warm in bed, Joey Tribbianni: How you doin'?..., When Chuck Bass says: " I'm Chuck Bass"., The Moon, Turning into a ninja when you hear your phone ringin g in another room, Its un-australian de-facing your car with 'aussie flags' made in china, I don't want anyone else to realize how amazing you are., Dont you lo ve it when someone is angry at you and you couldnt care less!, the fail monster, BUBBLE BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES.. My Bubbles, "where's my thingymabob?" "your wh at?" "you know.. my whatsamacallit..", If Mr.Bean was Edward Cullen he Would Loo k Like This, "Shotgun" is an unwritten, socially accepted rule., I Did "WHAT" La st Night?!, It takes skill to trip over a flat surface. I have that skill., You' re a sub, dont try to teach us something, you are here to babysit, I've seen you around, and I've never talked to you, but i want to., I like talking to you, yo u make me happy. Simple as that., I know we're not close anymore, but do you rea lise how much i miss you?, Saying YOUR WELCOME really loudly when people dont th ank you, I hate when girls act dumb on purpose because they think its cute and f

unny, I do things for you i wouldnt do for anyone else, and you dont even realiz e, Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom, I was like Fu*ck you! Did you really say that? Well no.. but i wanted to.., That special girl or guy that brightens your day no matter what :), RAWR means i lov e you in dinosaur <3, I should probably do that right now......... but tomorrow sounds better., Hot Tradies, YOU JUS GOT KNOCKED THE F**K OUT!, Joker, Road Trip s, Adam Brody (Seth Cohen), changing your relationship status and suddenly,,, YO UR POPULAR!, its called dignity you can walk away with it with out opening your legs, I love Jess Club :), Lara Bingle - no one cares about you, get off the new s., *drop something* *pick it up* *drop it again* OH COME ON!!!, The "Sup" Nod., SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT DRUNK. YOU HAD LIKE ONE SIP., Baldzy will get a prawn tattoo if this group gets 1000 fans, Oh I got a text!! I hope its from........ oh my g od leave me alone!, Trying to sing the begining of The Lion King, We all know so meone who looks like a horse, I Actually Like Winter, join if u've trusted someo ne and they've let you down., people that are meant to be together , always find their way in the end., Boys and Girls CAN Be Best Friends, If there was a disli ke button on your face, I'd press it :), Berta ( Two and a half men ), you are a bsolutely perfect. why are you single?! :/, Being ignored by the most important person to you </3, CHANNING TATUM <3, I am myself. Sorry I don't fit your standa rds., The Fake Laugh You Have To Pull When An Old Person Tells A Joke, Randomly singing Bohemian Rhapsody, Deleting everything you've typed cause you saw the ot her person was typing., I Grew Up Thinking Tweety Bird was a Girl.... i was wron g., Nigel Thornberry, Kiss on the Neck, Bed, That look you and your friend excha nge when you see someone hot, Justin Bieber does not sing like a girl he just ha sn't hit Puberty yet Ha =), 2-Pacs of Eminems are 50 Cents? Oh thats Ludicris! C an I have my Nickleback?, When someone make's me laugh, over the computer.. they 've done well, 'hey umm, isn't this kinda dangerous'....."JUST SHUT UP and hold my BEER", When Ash from Pokemon turns his hat around, you know shits about to go down, That never happened. But thanks for making everyone think it did., Pinky Promises are seriously legit. You dont break those things., That fake laugh you do when an adult tries to be funny, "ill come with you, but your talking", "heee yy" "________ is Offline." oh i see how it is, I don't understand why everybody likes you., calling my phone to find it, I love being in that mood where everyth ing is hilarious, My best friend has no idea how beautiful she is. :), "I Like T hat Boulder, That is a Nice Boulder", your 12; you smoke, drink, and have sex. w ow your mum must be proud, I Love The Snow But I Hate The Temperature That Comes With It, Any Guy Can be A Player, It Takes A Real Man to Hold A Relationship, Y our loss, I'm awesome, My name ALWAYS gets spelt wrong or mispronounced., The ra indrop that eats all of the other raindrops on the windshield, when quiet people talk and you realize they are absolutely hilarious., No offence, but I'm about to offend you, I LOVE this song so... I'm going to listen to it 100 TIMES IN A R OW., Lying To Small Children, 63 Notifications Later and I regret Liking Your St atus, 'three words, eight letters. say it and i'm yours', Sheldon - The Big Bang Theory, STACKS ON, Individuality, we're not weird... you're just normal, I hate saying Hi to people and they don't see you and you feel retarded, Where's The G old, Fighting the urge to put a sarcastic comment on someone else's status, No, my life isn't easy. It's a lot harder than you think., Finding Rainbow Fruit Tin gles!, Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja! , I hate those awkward moments when your friends parents are yelling at them., W hen a girl says "It's fine" it actually means YOURE FUUUUUCCCKKKKEDDDD, I'm dyin g to punch you in the face., I hate people who stop at the top of escalators, I will never ever get bored of watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S :), Why are you ignoring me, I don't even know what I've done wrong, When I was your age I was catching Pokémo n not STIs, for every person that joins I will give 5¢ to breast cancer awareness. , WHERE THE F*CK IS MY.......... found it, Saying "It's fine" when really your h eart is breaking, Dont talk sh*t behind my back, grow some balls and say it to m y face!, Australia Needs An R18+ Classification On Video Games!, I Will Go Sligh tly Out of My Way To Step On A Crunchy-Looking Leaf, Yelling At A Video Game Whe n You Get Killed, sliding through a closing door without touching it, Drawing on the people in the newspapers, Mooing At Cows, feeling free, Liking your own sta

tus is like high-fiving yourself., I'd rather do nothing at your house than at m ine, Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory., Looks aren't everything, but you cant wank over a personality., Guessing the next wor d when the teacher is dictating notes, Yes i have a drinking problem - 2 hands a nd 1 mouth!, "Can't touch me! ....except for you. You can touch me.", "Can I Hel p You?" "No, I Just Waited In Line For A Half Hour To Say 'Hi'", If Face Book Wa s Called Pensionbook It Would Luk Like This, Thinking The Person In Front Of You Is A Guy, Until They Turn Around..., I DONT GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK, Ope n Internet for Australia, "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm just tired." The perfect ex cuse., i hate that i can't say no to you, When someone says the littlest thing a nd it plays on your mind for ages., i hate acting like i dont care when it's act ually tearing me up inside., When a Song Instantly Reminds You of A Person.. A p lace..A memory, Im an individual and proud <3, YES. my status is from a song. it s a subtle message to you. take a hint., When someone says "You just made my day ," it makes my day, Saying you don't care when secretly it means the world, Sayi ng the entire alphabet because you cant remember what letter comes next, Thankyo u Water, Staying in bed, "& i was like.." "& she was like.." "& he was like...." "then i was like..", I hate when drunk people tell me stories i do NOT care abo ut.., Presents are presents for a reason, When I Was Little, I Had To Leave A "F inger Space" When I Wrote, Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if y ou're a pirate, If your awesome and you know it, become a fan., Teacher: "You ha d the whole night for that HW". Student: "I have a LIFE", 1st Period Sleepy; 2nd Period Hungry; 3rd Period Good; 4th Period: Tired, And then God created Saturn. .. and he liked it, so he put a ring on it..., Everyone was thinking it, I just said it., I have met some wankers in my time, but you mate are number 1, Trying To Tell My Parents A Funny Story ... And It Turns Into A Life Lesson, Using the last page of your exercise book to revive your pen ☺, I Used to try and cover the drain in attempt to Flood the Shower., "Shitload" is a Standardized Unit of Meas urement, University: It's like being on the dole but your parents are proud of y ou., The moment when only you & your bestfriend know what your laughing about., Walk into an exam, read question 1, and think “Fuck”!, If I could remember school wo rk like I remember lyrics I'd be like a genius, I'd Rather Be Immature Than Bori ng!!, Watching the bouncing DVD logo and waiting for it to hit a corner, everyth ing is so much funnier when youre not allowed to laugh, MACCAS RUN!, I hate when people add me & ask me who I am! U ADDED ME FOOL ! WHO ARE U ?!, Knowing the Di fference Between "Their", "There" and "They're", Attempting to peel both sides o ff a leaf till left with only the middle bit, Pretending to use the Force to ope n automatic doors., Yelling at inanimate objects, I AM ALWAYS TIRED BECAUSE I BE COME A SUPERHERO AT NIGHT, I'm not joking, I actually do not like you., 23 Reaso ns why boys like girls, SHUT UP! *throws pen*... 'can i have my pen back please? ' :/, BOB THE BUILDER CAN WE FIX IT !!??!?? .... NA ITS FUKED, fixing everyones elses problems...but being lost when it comes to yourself, Shes my best mate, yo u break her heart, I break your face, Kapeesh?, Everyone is Online Except the On ly Person I Actually Want to Talk to, "How is this spelled?" "Idk, look it up." "I WOULD BUT I CANT SPELL IT!", I clicked 'Become a fan' but I'm still a person, Meowing back at a cat when it meows at you, Parents call it "Back Talk" we call it "explaining why their wrong"., It's always a great idea when you're pissed, Wouldn't it be sooo ironic if you choked on a lifesaver...?, Yeah, as a matter o f fact i was staring at you. Your hot., I HATE IT WHEN U GO GET UR MAIL & A KOAL A HITS U WITH A WAFFLE IRON!, Open fridge, nothing. Freezer? nothing. Might as w ell try the fridge again., i dont care there is 30 seconds left in this class im packing up, Regret setting your phone on 'Silent' or 'Vibrate' once you misplac ed it.., People who do the 3 tap touch (wallet keys phone) before they walk out, Saying "Yeah I'm on my way." When you're still at home., i hate it when you mak e plans....get excited.....they never happen, Whatever floats your boat, I HATE 'MEN' WHO HIT WOMEN!, Sleeping In, Nights Out With Friends, I am the awesomer si bling (:, I hate when you ignore me without giving me a reason why., Check out o pporators actually have feelings., mate, its my house, so im player 1, I hate it when I get Comfy in my bed a realize I forgot to do something, Thinking of some thing funny and laughing like an idiot by yourself., Stop complaining about our

generation... Your generation raised us., people think my music is weird., LOW B ATTERY?!? NOOO! DON'T TURN OFF!... Damn., People who stare at you, you stare bac k at them untill they look away., Finding out something about someone, and never looking at them the same., Oh your mad at me for doing that, but if you did It it would be okay.., Having a dream so realistic you had to think if it really ha ppened or not., I wish you could 'block' people in real life, just like you can on MSN, "Mom, we're hanging out .. not having sex.", I say "sorry" even when i d idnt do anything wrong.., I hate it when you're in a conversation and the intern et disconnects!!!, Hate Sunday Drivers, Karma: what goes around comes around by PMC, Hate waiting for a reply text, Yea.... Nah!!, hate paying bills, Popping Bu bble Wrap, Not giving a f*ck., Maccas Runs, Domino's Pizza - Australia, Cold Roc k Ice Creamery, Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00., tryin g to tell someone else about something funny but cant stop laughing, I Dont care if i cant sing, i like this song, so im guna sing it! : ), I make them Good Gir ls Go Bad!, That mood where everything seems hysterically funny, "Oh, test today !" , " Did u study", " No did you?"," No.... we're F**KED", "don't have sex, or you will get pregnant, and die.", The First Thing I Do When I Wake Up Is Check M y Phone, If you really missed me, you would make an effort to hang out., You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out., I hate when you're walking down the street and a Kangaroo eats you, No I'm not lying, but when you look at me l ike that, how can I not smile?, I sleep less, i'm tired. I sleep more, im tired. What the hell?, the relief you feel when you see approved on a eftpos transacti on :), Looking in the fridge, then the cupboard, then the fridge, then giving up ., I piss you off because I love you <3, JOIN ONLY if you were born in 1992-1993 -1994-1995, I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my Squishy., I hate it when you want to scare someone but they take too long to come out, staring into a wa rdrobe full of clothes and seeing NOTHING to wear!, I Enjoy Joining Ridiculous G roups, mentally saying "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday", I Hate I t When You Type Something Really Long And All You Get Is 'Yeah', When teachers g et off track and tell you stories about their life, IF YOU NOT GNNA TELL ME, THE N DONT MENTION IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!, You instantly piss me off when I see y ou., SAVE THE BOGEY HOLE!!!, Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tub e of deliciousness., Not saying 'I love you' after two days of dating., I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, i just want to see you., The best conve rsations happen late at night, I Don't Care If There's Plenty More Fish In The S ea. I Want THAT Fish!, Your weird. I like you., I looove sleeping with the doona on. And the fan turned on 3 :), Without school it's really hard to know what da y it is., "Wait, how'd you find out?" "Faceboook told me.", Those who critisize our generation forget who raised it., I Was On Face Book The First Day Of 2010, Realizing you borrowed the pen you're sticking in your mouth, Givin your friend a certain look and they undertsand what u mean.... :), Trying To Hint Something Out To Someone But The Idiot Doesn't Get It, Someone tells me something about an other person, then I start to notice it., I saw the 'typing' icon for like 5 min utes on chat. you said 'ok'. WTH, i Hate when people bring up a mistake you made a long time ago, i love finding old songs that i used to love but totally forgo t about, Frickin' Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams Attached To Their Frickin' He ads, I TRY SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH WHEN IM GETTING IN TROUBLE!, I have dropped my p hone on my face while laying down texting., "Become a fan", Excuse me, Excuse me please, EXCUSSE MEEE, ahh For Fuk Sake MOVE!, Yes I will eat your sample. But l have no intention of buying it., When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wond er if people can hear it too., Mom, dad, things have changed since you were a te enager.., Quit making me smile I'm supposed to be mad at you!, ''Are you asleep? '' .. ''Yeah, cos I can answer you in my sleep. Dumbass.'', I love how you make me smile without even trying., I wasn't grumpy until you accused me of being gru mpy. now i'm just pissed., you hate me? oh that's weird, because I DON'T EVEN KN OW YOU, Im quite aware you are staring at me, but im pretending not to notice, W ould you like some EPIC with that FAIL?, i wanna text you so bad but i know i sh oudnt, I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find., Real woman aint a size 0. Real woman have curves, I Think i May Have A "Become a Fan" Problem, When you leave my room, CLOSE MY DAMN DOOR!, Having a friend you

can talk about anything with and it wont be awkward, I KNOW YOU ARE MY BEST FRI END BUT IF YOU FALL I WILL LAUGH, No I wouldn't steal a car or a handbag, now le t me watch the f**king movie!, I'm sorry, I just can't hear you over the sound o f me being so awesome, Typing song lyrics into google to find out the name of th e song, I HATE IT WHEN FRIENDS LIVE SO FAR AWAY!!!, Global warming didn't cause the drought. someone dropped a Shamwow, Checking every aisle in the supermarket looking for Mum, i DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW...good thing i don't have to ;), "What do you wanna do?" "I dunno what do you wanna do?", I Still Remember W hen I First Saw You <3, Do you want some face with that foundation? :), Yelling the "F-Word" seems to make everything feel much better!!, "He was a ritard" "A w hat?" "A ritard" "RETARD", paper beats rock? ok,i'll throw a rock at u & u defen d urseself with paper, i love when you text me first, cus then i know your think ing about me:), No offence But Will you kindly F*UCK OFF !!! Thank you =), I hat e that mood where every little thing pisses you off., I want to like your status , but we dont really talk, so it would be awkard, when crashbandicoots mask made that noise OOGABOOGA! ;D, Not being able to finish a sentence because your laug hing about the ending, that split second of fear when you lean back too far in y our chair, I love it when you text me first., when someone asks you to get someo ne, you just scream their name, I hate the feeling when your about to cry, but y ou don't want to., I love when people lie to me and think I don't know, when I a ctually do!, Pinky Promises are Serious, realizing you're wrong in the middle of an argument but continuing to argue, I Love Chocolate, talk to you all night, d ie from lack of sleep next day..worth every minute, Sorry, I'm allergic to bulls hiit., Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends, The extremely awkward moment when an ugly person calls themselves ugly, Hi, I wa sted a very long time liking you., iPOD, iPhone, iTouch..iPAD..what's next? iTam pon?, I've lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries & 2 milleniums & I'm not even 20 yet! , The more I think about it, the more it pisses me off, No, I'm not being immatu re, I'm having fun. You should try it, I Brush My Teeth With Toothpaste, Not A B ottle of Jack You Disgusting Woman, 'Hi', 'Hi'..... 'Who was that', 'I have no i dea', Your my bestfriend because i wouldnt dare to be this weird with anyone els e, I was winning Mario Kart then found out I wasnt looking at the right screen, hates it when u cant figure out if someone is busy or if they r ignoring u, That feeling you get when you hug someone you really really miss., What Do Boys Do A t Sleepovers?, I hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays and half of frida y., "MAN,i should have went to bed earlier last night", i'm not creepy, i just h ave really good memory, Laughing so hard you make no sound at all, I'm going to be single on valentines day YAY! :(, I Restart The Song When I Miss My Favorite Part, I was waiting for a reply and then realized I never even sent the last tex t, yelling "run b!tch" when watching a horror movie at some1 thats about 2 die, Your text pissed me off, so I'm not replying, Joey Tribbiani: How You Doin?, "Go 2 your room" "Oh the place with my iPod, Cell, Laptop, and Tv? Ok.", I want to talk to you so bad, but then i feel like I´m annoying you, I feel stupid when I sa y "what?" a thousand times because I can't hear, i finally stop laughing... look back over at you and start all over again, The world will not end in 2012, sinc e Futurama is set in the year 3000, how do you 2 know each other??? oh right... it's Newcastle!!!!!, If I could punch you without getting in trouble, beleive me , i would, "Thats 2 minutes off your Lunch!" Oh wow, 2 minutes Miss your a rebel !, Teachers Who Let You: Text, Eat, Talk, and Listen To Music During Class, Im t elling the truth, but then i smile , and then they think im lying -__-, When I s it on the ground I automatically pull out the grass, "Hey!" Or just ignore me... .thats cool, I'm paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore., I hate when the conversation dies between you and the person you like. , right, im going to start my work RIGHT NOW.. oh look i have a notification, Ya wning is contagious., Oi Mum! Stop talking to people.... I WANT TO GO HOME!, Tha t 1 song on your ipod that plays real loud & scares the crap out of you, My bed is so possessive. Every morning it does not want me to leave..., "ha! you flinch ed!" "well yeah, you almost punched me in the face!", I grew up calling it "DUCK TAPE" not "DUCT TAPE" =), Why does the dentist talk to you if you can't respond ???, You laugh, cant stop, you look at that person and start laughing again :L,

Getting a text as soon as you pick up your phone and feeling like Jesus, i once had a life ... then some idiot came and told me to make a face book, Saying to y our friend "oi man there's your BF/GF" when you see someone ugly, Heads down thu mbs up was the BOMB at primary school ;), i've liked you ever since i met you an d i still do! <3, 5% battery left and you run like a ninja to get your charger ! , I Was Amazed When I saw "ipod!" Is The Same Upside Down!, When I Lose- "Who ca res it's only a game". When I win- "HAHA IN YOUR FACE!", Telling inanimate objec ts to STAY when they look like they're going to fall, "You had all weekend to do the homework" "Oh, sorry i have a life...", MUST... STOP... BECOMING... A... FA N..... OMG that's so true *Become a Fan*, NOOO!!! I DIDNT MEAN IT THAT WAY!!!!!! !!!!!!!, Taking mini naps in between texts when ur laying in bed late at night., I love listening to lies when i know the truth, I Met Someone In 2009 That I Wi ll Never Forget For The Rest Of My Life., I'm not hiding anything you're just no t going on my phone, SHUT UP You Made Me Forget What I Was Going To Say !, Don't complain about grading 140 essays over the weekend, you assigned it., Why learn algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate!, I put my i-pod on shuffl e and then skip every song, I hate it when you're about to say something good an d the topic changes., I HATE WAKING UP FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Not Rememberin g whether it happened in a dream or in real life., Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, WAIT WHAT ?, I can spend hours with you, and I still miss you as soon as i leave, Staring at people to make them feel uncomfortable or awkward, just for fun., "Don't see me, don't see me, don't see me"... "HEYYY!!!" ... "f*ck", Panda s are the least racistt animal, they're black, white AND asian!, getting a messa ge, and thinking "how do i reply to that ", There is always a reason behind ever y "Just Wondering", Texting someone to say that you are outside their house inst ead of knocking, Making your friend laugh when they're reading to the Class., No i DON'T want to hear your tinny phone quality music while im on a train, OMG A NEW KID, WHERE? oh.... ew., Looking at someone you used to be close with & think ing what happened to us, When i was in primary school, year 7's looked MASSIVE. now, they look 5., The "I know aye" response, 10,000 people from Newcastle On Fa ce Book, I plan out conversations in my head I will never end up having, Dont ma ke someone a priority if they only make you an option, That moment your heart st ops when your chair tilts back too far, H*A*R*D*E*N T*H*E F*U*K U*P, I don't kno w what to talk about, but i wanna talk to you., The Awkward Moment When Someone Says "Hi" And You Say "Good", I lol'd at this Seal, I dont look out windows at n ight because Im afraid of seeing a face., Trying to forget someone , but you jus t can't, When I'm upset, I use one-word answers., receiving a text off someone y ou like, I WISH I HAD UNLIMITED MONEY, Making fun of l platers when i see them d riving, 0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3., Saying ' No it's ok' but inside 'FUUUUCK KK YOUUU', you get a text look at the name and instantly smilee : ), I Automatic ally Start Panicing When I Cant Feel My Phone In My Pocket, When I'm home alone and there are people outside, I turn into a spy., You know your fu*ked when even control-alt-delete doesnt work., ur from australia! Do you ride kangaroos? "no mate the cool kids ride emus", i acted like it didnt bother me, but really, i th ink about it all the time., Your in a good mood, one little thing happens and BA M.... Bad mood., I love falling asleep listening to the rain..., Hey can I get y our number? Yeah sure, its 040 F*CK OFF idiot., Yes I Know Im An Adult Now...... ........... But Its A F*ing Jumping Castle, God made Heaven and Earth, and the r est was made in China., Its funny how sitting "boy girl boy girl" used to be a p unishment..., Orange Face, White Neck, Ratty Extentions? WHY DO YOU FIND HER ATT RACTIVE!!, You told my best friend... and you thought I wasn't going to find out ?, writingggggg worrrddss wiiithhh unnneeeccccesssaaarryyy eexxtra lettterrsss, I used to pretend I was asleep after night car-rides to be carried inside, I alw ays look at your page because I miss you. :(, When I'm annoyed with someone I sa y 'hi' not 'hey' and 'ok' not 'okay', I LOVE how you get mad at me for something but when you do it then it's ok, I like how you said you would never do that, b ut then you do it., Opening your book to the exaxct page the teacher says, and f eeling like god, Yeah.... I wasnt listening to a word you just said, oh great no w that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line., Quoting Movie Li nes In Real Life Situations, I have texted while lying down and dropped the phon

e on my face., Laughing at Inappropriate Times, "no, you ask", Killing a spider then worrying its spider buddies will seek revenge, I dont care if the truth hur ts, its better than being lied to :(, yes, i would like a medal for that, Small things amuse small minds.... like mine...., When a teacher disses a student and the whole class goes "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!", Dude, I'm not going if your not going, I want to re-live that night..., YES MUM!!! i put sunscreen on like 10 times!! b ut i still got sunburnt!!!, Join if you have stayed up past 4:00 am :L, i hate g ood byes :'(, You staying awake? Yeah. 15 Mins later. You Awake ? "Snore", Heari ng thunder at work and secretly hoping that it causes a blackout., I was so exci ted to talk to you until you gave me one word answers. Sweet., If I miss 11/11/1 1 11:11:11 i will be pissed., If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare at them till they get it, I Used To Harass "SmarterChild", The worst feeling ev er is not knowing whether you should wait or give up.., Don't EVER break a pinky promise. That stuff is LEGIT., Guys Who Can Actually Stick To One Girl., I hate not knowing why the person isn't replying, "Mum i cant find it," "If i go up th ere and find it your dead" "FOUND IT!", Actually staying loyal to your boyfriend /girlfriend .. <3, its ok to still be friends with your ex, "Are you asleep?" "Y es.", <3 ''I am who I am...Your Approval isn't needed''!! x, I'm sarcastic becau se you're an idiot!, Sorry, I've Just Realised I Didn't Listen to Anything You H ave Just Said., I kick my pants/shorts into the air and catch them to avoid bend ing down, I hate it when i get a text, but its not from the person i wanted., "Y ou look tired" - Thanks for kindly saying I look like crap., You dont just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will., I love it when people think you suck at something and u prove them wrong, Days off!!!, I love it when you watch some one trip over,and they think nobody saw it, " can i see your phon e ? " ......" hang on," *deletes text messages., "Please?" "No." "Please?" "No." "Please?" "Sure." "Really?'' ''No.''', im not good, but ill say i am so we dont have the whole "whats wrong" chat, I use the word 'THINGY' when i forget what t hats called., When you are walking past a tree, you grab a leaf and start tearin g it, I trusted you and you fcucked me over, byeeeeeee:), I HAVE THE BEST MUM EV ER, "Your In ;)", Perpetual Motion Squad; We Can Go All Night., i hate when skin ny people constantly say how fat they are , when there not!, You Know You're Aus tralian When You Can Sprint In Thongs!, I have lost 9,748,324,645,398,278,000,00 0 bobby pins in my lifetime, I Will Never Understand Why Guys Cheat On Pretty Gi rls With Ugly Ones, Quickly trying to read what Bart writes on the blackboard be fore it goes., Who ever invented the "copy and paste" has saved many hours of my life., I play with my phone when I'm waiting for someone so I don't look stupid , I love when people draw on my back with their finger, DON’T HIT KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!! ! No, seriously, they have guns and knives now., I Dont Need Anger Management .. . You Just Need To Stop Pissin Me Off !!, "TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME," ok "oh- i already knew that ages ago", Parents who let their little girls dress like baby hookers need shooting!, Looking At Someone & Instantly Thinking "You re a Knob" , I dont mind what we do, I Just want to spend time with you, I asked for a drin k, not a shitload of ice, I slap the table when I m laughing too much., "Do u ri de kangaroos in Australia?""No, do u ride fat people in America", Having that on e friend that you can tell ANYTHING and EVERYTHING to <3, When you start Randoml y Laughing and everyone just stares at you :P, Recieve text, start replying, for get what it said, save to drafts, reread!, Remember me? I was your friend when y ou were single., forgetting the point to my story, About to go to bed. Person yo u like starts talking to you. Not going to bed, WHEN I HIGHLIGHT I GET CARRIED A WAY, Join if you know someone with gorgeous eyess <3, Guys who do cute things fo r their girlfriend without being told, Dear Ke$ha, I think you re confused. Plea se Google Mick Jagger., "Just go ask!"... "ok can you come with me???", I lold w hen I saw this pic of pure raciism, Remember when you said you would never do th at?.. well you did.., He likes her, She likes him, They don t know. But everyone else does. <3, Brittish Accents are HOT, I say " I was like" instead of "I said ", DAMN IT I LIKED THAT DREAM....IM GOING BACK TO SLEEP!!!, Yes i agree with the terms and conditions even though i didnt read them, I want to talk to you, but I want you to talk to me first., Sweetie, don t flatter yourself: he s desperate & you re easy, Sometimess i feel like lying randomly on the floor., Whoever sai

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

d Slow and Steady Wins The Race has clearly never won a race., I hate it when teachers say you think its funny ? Obviously it is, I say dude right before I say something moderately important, Randomely laughing because you remembered s omething funny., Drunk people taking care of drunker people, I survived the Aust ralian Tsunami of 28/2/10, I will always remember you :), Using rock, paper, sci ssors for serious decision making, Sub teacher: "Does your normal teacher let yo u do that?" Students: "Yes...", Drunken Deep & Meaningfuls, Oh hi, I only exist when you need something., When I m alone in my house + hear a noise, I presume I m going to be killed, I like people who actually make an effort to keep a conve rsation alive., My schnitzel brings all the Germans to the yard, and they re lik e guten tag, I dont care what you heard, Im telling you what really happened. So shut up, walking with your friend & randomly pushing them into someone/somethin g ., When your bestfriend is in a fight, you automatically are too, I don t care if you re joking, i m in a bad mood, you re pissing me off., awkward moment whe n u ask how someones bf/gf is and they say.."we broke up", When people ask stupi d questions I am obligated to give a sarcastic reply., im in year 12. MOVE!, "4 FOR YOU GLEN COCO" YOU GO GLEN COCO ", Seeing your ex with their new partner and noticing they have down-graded., When in Doubt.. Google That Sh!t, Mum: Im not a taxi service! Me: yeah, thats why i m not paying you, I Know I m Weird, But Th ats Why You Love Me, You arent in love. YOUVE BEEN DATING 3 DAYS!, I m not tryin g to impress you, but I can play the triangle., Ooooooooh, That sounds a bit har sh, I better put "lol" on the end of it, There is always that one person you jus t hate for no reason., Slugs are snails that sold their house for drug money, "O MG do you have a kangaroo?" "Nah mate. I got a koala.", Smiling like an idiot wh en you receive a cute text., Looking down every god damn aisle in the grocery st ore for your parent., Do not "k." me ., I m not gonna cry, i m not gonna cry! "a re you okay?" Damn it..*tears*, you always have one friend who can make anything sound dirty/sexual (;, DUDE! We almost died!!! Yea, but it was fun though!, I L ove People Who Reply Straight Away :], I love it when you say you miss me :), I trusted you... You lied... I flipped... You wondered why? I flipped more., Snugg ling With Someone You Love., I Don t Actually Care- It s Just Fun To Argue With You, i dont care how much we fight, i friken love you., don t have sex. because you WILL get pregnant. and die, I get jelous, because i love you.., when the onl y thing you really need is a hug :), Looking at old photos and thinking how much things have changed., I CAN T BELIEVE I USED TO FANCY U! - WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING?!, "WAIT!, WAIT!, WAIT!" I Didn t Mean To Send That! "Message Sent."... Aw F@ck, Everyone s house has a different smell. BUT I CANT SMELL MINE!!!!!!, B EAUTIFUL is such a better compliment that HOT , ugh ; why do i even bother wit h you ?, If the world ends in 2012, i ve wasted my whole life in school. . . lov ely., "Sorry, a diet coke with your meal wont help you lose weight.", I thought it was just me, until I saw someone created a group for it., Drunken conversatio ns with Taxi Drivers, I don t sleep enough because I stay up late for no reason, You have my heart!, Unknown Drunken Injuries, Spooning leads to Forking, No nee d to speak, your face is annoying the crap out of me already, When you get a tex t in the night and your phone blinds you., Getting Kissed In The Rain, "Hey" "He y, sorry, can t talk" "THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON MSN, STUPID?!", Lets see how "goregous" you look when i attack you with.. A FACE WIPE!, boys who dont mind g irls with no makeup on and hair not done <3, I have no idea what you just said ( laugh and hope it wasnt a question), Omg Walking Carrot, Oh No, Just A Girl With Cheap Fake Tan, ex s are an ex for a reason and they should stay that way, Comi ng home from the movies and finding popcorn in your bra, How did my imagination come up with THAT dream??, Remember when we use to talk everyday... i miss that :(, I m not random, I m just...OMG, do you like tacos!?, The strong urge to kill whoever likes the person you are in love with., Why is Monday so far away from Friday, and Friday so bloody close to Monday, Awkwardly standing there as your f riend talks to someone you don t know, Everything seems louder when you re tryin g not to wake your parents, "MOM we dont have any food!" "yes we do!" "NOT ANY G OOD FOOD!", Hooking up with someone you know you should not be hooking up with., i ve changed?! YOU VE changed!, I m not trying to impress you but......I m Batm an., If your gunna talk about me, at least have the decency to do it to my face,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

      

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

    

 

 

 

   

 

The Very Hungry Caterpillar (c mon we all read it), I love sleep!, i LOVE rumor s! they tell me things about myself that i NEVER knew!, That awkward moment when you glance at someone staring at you., I panic when someone says to me I need to talk to you ., Oi slag, You dropped something. Oh.. It s your dignity. :), I bet this guy will regret getting this tattoo once he s older!!, This time last y ear- you was the closest person to me; now your nothing?, Listening To Music Whi le You Sleep., It s awkward walking in the same direction as someone after sayin g goodbye., Hmmm that could sound mean.... better put a lol., What? I m sure I v e become a fan of this before. Oh well, become a fan., Saying "Aren t you like 1 2?" to anybody under the age of 17., If condom s had sponsors they would look li ke this...., "OH, I GET IT! " ( Teacher walks away ) " Dude, i STILL dont get it ", Dear ex partner, there will be a bus along soon, be under it, Have you ever j ust looked at someone, and automatically felt annoyed?, "we really need to hang out" . "yeah we really do" [never happens], getting a massive urge to kiss someo ne when they re next to you, Or you could just ignore me. That s cool. I love wh en you do that., When We Were Little We Wanted To Grow Up... What The Hell Were We Thinking., Running with a backpack makes me feel like a retard., When people say Sup I don t know whether to say Hi or Not much. You? ., Yes, i m over i t but i m NEVER going to forget it., I casually sit in my towel for ages after h aving a shower:)., GET UP ... I AM UP ... * Goes Back To Sleep . *, Realizing in the middle of telling your story that it isn t actually funny, I didn t slap yo u i simply high-fived your face, Dear customers, don t say my name, you don t kn ow me and it s kinda creepy., I Accidentally Write Down What I m Thinking While Writing Something Else, thinking someone is waving to you and you wave back like a loser, I SLEEP, Join If Your Have Ever Walked Into Something When Your Were T exting, Everyone has a friend that they no longer trust., Giving your chips to t he disabled seagull., A merging lane does not replace the need for a blinker!!!! !!, "OI PERSON, MY FRIEND THINKS YOUR HOT!" "dude, shut up!", or we could random ly stop being friends... that s cool ..., The dissapointment when you miss the b in., T-T-T-Today jnr, -"you coming to the thing tonight?" -"I wasn t invited." A AWWWWKWWWWAAARRDD, "Tell me, I promise I wont get angry" "YOU DID WHAT!", Your s tory doesn t line up. So feel free to stop lying anytime now., Can you like, not bring that up. Thanks., I ONLY KEEP YOUR NUMBER IN MY PHONE SO I KNOW NOT TO AN SWER WHEN YOU CALL, Your a Slut, Guys like you because, Your a Slut, No other re ason., Being around someone so long that you pick up their habits.=), Those Text s You Never Want to Delete <3, I use my phone as a flashlight, and hit random bu ttons to keep it lit, Don t go to bed yet, i want to talk to you. :), The feelin g you get when someone draws on your back or plays with your hair, friends that you are clearly way too comfortable around, If your going to cheat, then don t b e in a relationship. Its that simple., I don t know what we should do but i want to hang out with you, I love it how after i hug someone i can smell their perfu me on me :), Let s eat Grandma! or, Let s eat, Grandma! Punctuation saves li ves., When You Make No Sense At All , But Your Best Friend Completely Understand s, i ve thought about punching you in the face on multiple occasions., I shower naked. HOW NAUGHTY OF ME., I wanna know...But i don t wanna ask.., Thats funny. You re funny. I like you., Better to know and be disappointed, than to never kno w and always wonder. ., *phone vibrates* WOOO, SOMEONE LOVES ME. *LOW BATTERY.* damn you., 5 years later, I regret my choice of my m.s.n. account email.., Colou r Wheel of DOOM!!!!!!!!!!! (mac cursor), Time is precious so be careful who you waste it with, I blame disney for my high expectations of men, Not working at Mc Donalds, Dancing in the Car, Procrastinating, Ill always be here for you. even i f you need to talk at 4am. im always here, Lsmmtuafimc = Laughing so much my tur ban unravels and falls in my curry., I just wanna slap whoever started "Become a fan to see picture", "No, I didn t!" "Yeah, you did!" "..Yeah, I probably did a ctually.", join if your in the minority who would choose a good heart over good looks, When Life gives you Lemons, Ask for Salt and Tequila, Getting caught in t hose "Its not what it looks like" moments., CocaCola now has grip, thanks, i cou ldn t hold it before..., That bit of graffiti that makes you think, how did the y get up there? , I would take a bullet for u.. Not the head but like in the leg or something, Mon :[ Tues :/ Wed : Thurs :] Friday :D Sat (^.^ )Sun(-__-), I c

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

   

 

       

   

heated in heads down thumbs up in primary school, As we grow up we don’t lose frie nds. We just learn who our real ones are., If you have ever said "its like that group on f a c e b o o k", That mood where you just want to cry and be cuddled : ( <3, THE GUY THAT PRETENDS TO BE A ROBOT IN THE LIBRA INVISIBLE AD!, Being so overtired, you have no idea what you re even saying anymore, Those Convos you ha ve with someone that would be weird with anyone else., Sometimes I feel as usele ss as the white crayon..., I hate when im yelling at someone and i mess up what im saying, DO. NOT. TOUCH. ME., reading texts half asleep.. and its like looking into the sun., "do me a favor?" "does it involve me getting up?" ".....yes." "t hen no.", "You Love It", Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life.", The more you know you can t have it, the more you want it., Text me first or I feel like I am being annoying, never regret something that once made you smile : ), I need a blanket touching me when im sleeping no matter how hot it is, When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself, Late Night Te xting, I Hate One Word Text Messages!, Awww... Im Sorry. Did my sarcasim hurt yo ur feelings? Get over it., "g2g""cya""bye""ttyl""xx""bye""ily""ily too""bye"... are you going or not?, Calling somebody "Old Mate" when you can t remember their name, One day karma is going to come around and slap you right in the face., "S o, who do you like?" *YOU YOU YOU OBVIOUSLY YOU!!!!!* "No one.", karma s a b*tch & so are you :), Car rides are so boring without music :(, After Every Good Mov ie Trailer I Lean Over And Say "I Wanna See That", hey do you want some face to go with your foundation, You shouldnt talk about yourself so much, we do that fo r you when you leave, i hate it when little sluts go after men who are OBVIOUSLY TAKEN..., sorry i didnt know talking was flirting.., We chase the people who ig nore us, and ignore the people who adore us., I hate it when the person your ang ry at makes you laugh, Trust Takes Years to Build; Seconds to Break.., oh well, you only live once ;), I Just Woke Up, Don t Talk to Me., "You wouldn t dare!" . .. "Watch me.", Shut the door please.. OH, OK THEN DONT !!!, You re asleep and s ome1 turns the light on, it feels like acid on your eyes, HOT SURFACE, DO NOT TO UCH! "Hmmmm, I wonder how hot is hot...........AHHH!!, You: "I d like a Coke." W aiter:"Is Pepsi ok?" You: "Is Monopoly money ok?", Those chats that probably mea n nothing to them, but mean everything to you, McDonalds chips now made with re al potato WAT WERE THEY GIVIN US BEFORE?!, I Use My Phone To See In The Dark., Live for today because yesterdays over and tomorrow may never come, If I respond with "k." you obviously pissed me off, If there s a fire at school who is actua lly going to stay quiet and walk., Feeling like a ninja when I drop something an d catch it., Putting off your homework and doing absolutely nothing instead, I W ISH MY FLOORS WERE TRAMPOLINES, STOP TALKING TO ME! CAN T YOU SEE I HAVE HEADPHO NES ON!!??, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP DOING THAT BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE?, I do n t let my leg hang off the bed, I m scared a monster will grab it, Re-discoveri ng music you used to love, Chicken Snitty!!!!!!!, Shut up, you have no idea how much everybody wants to punch you!, oh dont worry bout me, it s not like i have feelings or anything.., I would... but I m suffering from a serious case of CBF, I hate it when you ignore me, Yeah I Smile & Say Hi But Im Quite Aware Your A T wo-Faced Whore :), It s getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes... Exc ept you., akward silence and somone says well this is awkward makes 10 times w orse, HAHAHAHAHAHA, Oh wait, your serious..., I want to believe you, but I can t ., That Libra Invisible Pads Ad Is Bloody Hilarious!!!, Feeling like your waitin g for something that won t ever happen., One day, someone is going to punch you in the face........ and i will LAUGH, Mocking someone in a voice that sounds not hing like them, Thank You, Hand Sanitizer, For Telling Me I Have a Cut On My Han d, who hates it when people go behind your back and act as if nothings happend, Hahahaha.. The Things I d Do If I Was Invisible, Trying to find your phone when its on silent is one of life s hardest tasks, Join if there s a guy or a girl th at you can t stop thinking about. <3, Trying not to bust out laughing during a d ead serious conversation., I stand in the shower aimlessly for ages just because its warm, Throwing your phone away from you after sending a risky text, that mo ment when you re truly happy and wish nothing would change., the i need a hug mood, I try to tell a funny story but i crack up before I can start, I know your lying but i wont say anything cause its funny to watch you try!, You re Whipped

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

. Whh Chh, Oh the good old days when a promise meant someone was going to keep i t., leaving everything untill the very last minute, Saying "Oh that s attractive " when someone does something gross., Meeting someone in the wierdest way, then they are a huge part of your life, your display picture is a car?? i didnt reali se you re a transformer, The nervous feeling you get when you press the send but ton on a risky text., pleaseeeeeeee shuuuuuuut the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck upppppp pp, I hate when people make a simple promise , and break it over and over again, "How much is an Eminem?" "50 Cent" "What? That s Ludacris!", Giving your rubbis h to your friend and saying "Happy Birthday"., I knew them before u. Stop acting like you know them better., Seeing your best friend cry is the worst </3, Not r emembering if you said something out loud or in your head., we dont always have to do something exciting, i just like being with you :), The weird things you ta lk to your friends about., "I m sorry babe ... I was drunk!" ... This is NOT an excuse, I Still Remember The First Time We Met <3, "Hey, I haven t seen u in yea rs!"..walks away "OMG THEY VE GOTTEN HOT!", it makes sense in my head, i just ca nt explain it, I txt u when Im bored & u dont reply. U txt me when Im busy & I c ant reply!, Oh, it s not a word? *Add To Dictionary* Take THAT, Microsoft Word., Boys who can actually hold a conversation.., Official Petition to Block the "Be come a Fan to see the Picture" Pages!, When I was younger I used to take my mum or dad s phone to play Snake, i hate fighting with someone i truly care about., I m not drunk, I m just trying to walk like Jack Sparrow!, I swear, that sounded smart in my head..., WHEN EVER THERE IS A P-PLATER I ALWAYS CHECK TO SEE IF IT S A HOT DRIVER, Unexpected kisses, If you (LIKE), (LOVE), or (MISS) SomeOne Righ t NOW <3, I love the sound of rain at night, the satisfaction of sleeping in you r own bed after being away for so long., that awkward moment when you dont know if you should hug someone or not, I m done, Talk to me when the old you comes ba ck..., Asking people if they re retarded while arguing with them., Say "i 1 2 4 Q" out loud. Join if you get it ; ), theres a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in doritos, Hi My Name s Shower. If You Turn Me On... Ill Make You Wet., It s called Common Courtesy. Try it sometime., Haha, you told my best friend and you thought she wouldn t tell me:)., Awkwardly sitting there as peopl e sing you happy birthday., I write like this, and not "lYk DiS" because I m an adult and not retarded, "Hey mom?" "WHAT!?" "Nevermind your not in a good mood.. ., Don t you hate it when Voldermort is hiding behind your turban?, IT WASN T ME !!!!! Oh that........ yes that was me, I Didn t Trip, I Was Testing Gravity. Yea , It Still Works., I love it when I look at you and you were already looking at me.., I still remember the day when I first saw you :), What happens on a night out, stays on a night out. Until someone tags you!, We may not be blood related, but your still family to me <3, Getting out of bed in winter is one of life s h ardest mission..., Do you have the time? Time to get a wa... . JUST TELL ME T HE F*CKIN TIME, If That Shits Not On Google.. It Doesn t Exist., PMS allows a wo man once a month to act like men do every day., We grew up with the Spice Girls, youre growing up with Miley. WE WIN., I didn t change, I just grew up. You shou ld try it sometime., I remember when "party" meant birthday party, not drunken w hore-fest., people who flash their lights to warn you of a cop, I will never sto p poking you., Hate it when you read something you dont want to know, and your h eart sinks, I m waiting for your text..... until I realize i didn t reply., Grow ing old is compulsory, growing up is optional, picking a letter on multiple choi ce paper when it hasnt come up for a while, "Dude that song is so old." "so is y our mum but you still listen to her", Pushing your friend into a bush, Referring to everyone who is younger than you as, "like 12.", You re angry at me for that ? Thats cool, just let me know when you grow up, Nothing more sexy than a guy w ith nice arms, who smells good, and hugs you., You make me happy. Stay in my lif e. Simple as that., I fell for your personality, your looks are just a bonus ;) <3, How we gonna sneak out? don t worry mate, i brought my invisibility cloak , " Nah Im Not Really Drinking Tonight" 2 Hours Later .. WOOOOOOOO!!! :], " OMG YO U BROKE IT". . . No it was already like that, You re 5 and you have a phone, who do you talk to elmo?, "I m older than you", "Well i m taller than you", Having a bestfriend with so many inside jokes, it could be a new language, Talking to a n old friend makes you realise how much your life has changed., i liked you, i w

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

     

 

anted you, i got you, i wanna keep you, i love you <3, Your ugly, but your a slu t. How does that one work?, Bored of being bored because being bored is boring, " guess what?".. "what?".. "nevermind".." dude you cant just do that to me", Gir l and guy sleepovers should be normal, If Only Cops Were Like The Cops From Supe rbad, your almost asleep and you get a text, the vibrate gives you a heart attac k, I tried to be normal once... worst 10 seconds of my life!, Saying "Love you t oo" when someone says "I hate you", that feeling that your loosing someone. < 3, having music on while you get ready to go out <3, You poked me... i poked you b ack.. War is on!, Agghh, i wish people could see what you are really like, I lau gh at my own jokes, because in my mind i am the funniest person alive., "What di d I do wrong?" "You know!" "Err...no i don't", The nonstop texting faze with the person you like<3, I use more than the recommended 2 teaspoons of Milo, i say h ello to my dog when it walks into the room, Laughing, the 'because you love me' excuse, That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn't open for you, I turn ed out liking you, A lot more than I originally planned, Using your phone very s trategically when it hits "Low Battery", Ok, If we get caught here's the story.. ., keep talking crap about me, i love being the highlight of your life :), Im dr unk.. there for its the perfect time for a serious conversation., If you like me , Tell Me, if you miss me, Show it, if you love me, Prove it, I Want To Keep The Convo Going, But Your One Word Answers Arn't Helping. :/, I remember the most r andom moments from when I was little, Finding out you actually have money in you r wallet., saying ' Your Cool ' after someone does something really gay., I love people who text back really fast :), fffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkk. that wasn't supposed to happen., green = go / red = stop / yellow = speed the f*ck up or ull miss the light!, Trusting someone, and then regretting it later., The mo ment when you miss a step on the stairs and you think your gunna die!, I forgot your name, so I shall call you 'Oi', 45 things a girl wants but will never ask f or :)<3, Personal jokes with a mate and no one else has a clue what your on abou t :), I wish I could see myself from someone else's point of view., i hate that right before you cry everyone can hear it in your voice, Ill Do It If You Do It, Promises mean everything. But once you break them, sorry means nothing, Ignorin g me?... Two can play that game., Teasing people before you actually kiss them., Small Girls are better then Tall girls !, Lying in bed and listening to the rai n, I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!, I love staying up late!, NO TILLEGRA DAM GROUP, Without google and the copy and paste button we would all be screwedxD, seating plan or not we are still going to talk, everyti me u move up a year u think the year lower is gay, that person that just PISSES YOU OFF with everything they do or say, "Become a Fan" is old, I want to "Become an Air Conditioner", I will never cheat in a Relationship., I dont care how old you are, if you dont respect me i'm not respecting you, "Going to the moon" brb , Your my bestfriend, i can read you like a book so tell me whats wrong <3, "Can you do me a favour" "ok" "Go upstairs and-" "no", The awkward moment when you r ealize no one is listening to you., Hugging Someone And Not Wanting Too Let Go < 3, Should I Say It?, Im gonna Say It, I Said it, I shouldnt have said that..., T he feeling of success when you call "Shotgun" before anyone else., I can't remem ber what it's like to not feel tired., I like to blast my music when I clean up, it motivates me., Not knowing what to text back, but not wanting the conversati on to end, "WAAAAAAAAAAAY", Asking your parents after you've already made plans, I dont hate you, i am just done with you & your sh!t :), If You Wish Someone Wh o lived Far Away Lived Closer! ):, Thinking about how things would have been if that one thing never happened, That one friend that walks into your house like i ts their home, "Guys be quiet I'm calling my mom!" Person in background: "PASS T HE WEED!", What starts with F and ends with U,C,K? .. FIRETRUCK!, I walk into a room. I forget why I went there. I walk out. I remember., I love sleeping in, bu t I hate feeling like I just wasted my day., Every time I have to spell 'bananas ' i think of the Gwen Stafani song, "How the hell do you two know each other!?", "haha!remember that?" "oh yeah,haha!"... "you dont remember do you?" "no.", Loo king at an old picture and wishing you could go back to that moment, When someon e has a nickname, calling them by their real name sounds weird., "IFLY" , "IFLY2 " .. W T F why is everyone flying except me???, "that spider is more scared than

u are" oh really? did it tell u that?, When i was little, if you ran UP the sli de and made it, you were so cool., oh im sorry, i forgot i only exist to you whe n you need something from me, "that's gay" "you're gay", "I wasn't that smashed" "We found you in a bush...", taking one for the team, Yes Officer...I did see t he Speed Limit sign...I just didn't see YOU, There's a difference between: " i l ike you" and "i think your hot", publically announcing that you need to pee, Whe n you hit your hip on a counter and you feel like you just got shot., friendship isnt bout who youve known the longest, its who came & never left, Hi, I'm a gir l & i like wearing your hoodies & hugs around my waist :), I try to sleep again because I want see the end of the dream, your ugly, so how are you a slut?, "I w on't forget, I won't forget.." "So did you bring it?" "Sh*t..", After 3 stays at my house, you are no longer a guest.. MAKE IT YOURSELF!, Making me jealous won' t make me chase you. It will just push me away., Id give her a good slap, but I don't want foundation all over my hands..., Relationship = 1 boy+1 girl+ 1 slut dat gets in the way nd ruins everytin, if a girl lets you see her without her ma keup on, she looooooves you<3, "No, I didn't do it." "Then why are you smiling?" "Cause you're so serious", "Is That All Today?""No, Im Hiding The Other Half An d You Have To Find It", "What are you wearing tomorrow" "I'm leaning towards clo thes...", 10 PM, I'm struggling to stay awake. 1 AM, I'm struggling to fall asle ep., You screwed me over so badly it just annoys me to hear your name, wiping yo ur hand across a couch to make it darker and lighter, "go away" "fine, bye" "no come back....", sorry, i have OFCD (obsessive faceboook checking disorder), That person you will always care for, no matter what, Dragging Your Blanket Around T he House With You Becuase You're Cold, "how was school?""Good"" What did you do? "" Nothing...", OMG. I was JOKING. CHILL., I'm nice, until you give me a reason not to be, Anyone noticed that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put toge ther?, join if you werent made in china :) and your proud of it, The "Thats What She Said" Response, *sitting in class* 1:30 *seems like 20 minutes pass* 1:33. WHAT!?, Its ok, just ignore me, Ill go talk to this wall, "Close the door!... OM FG, ALL THE WAYY!", Going to MacDonalds for a salad roll is like going to a brot hel for a hug., The Mini Spaz Attack When Your In Bed, Half Asleep And Imagine Y our Falling, Days when you straight up hate everyone, In primary school i got in trouble for joining connector pens to make a gun, Having to rescue your friend f rom the "grinding guy" on the dancefloor, Single for Valentines Day 2010, Cracki ng the shits to get what you want., looking through a textbook and pointing at p ictures going ''thats you'', Dear neighbour, WHY must you mowe the lawn so early in the morning?, Saying "Or Not" When People Do the Complete Opposite of What Y ou Just Said, He broke her heart, so she broke his xbox. Who do you think cried harder?, I feel a text is too serious without an "lol" or "haha" in there somewh ere., When I was young our phones didn't have internet, they had SNAKE!, Seaweed touched my foot, might as well be a great white shark, The 'I need to punch som ebody in the face mood', I hate when my parents rush me to get ready and then wh en I am, they're not, My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebod y Else...., Yes. You are orange. And no. It does not look natural., You Hurt My Best Friend, Now I Hate You., I Can Take A Joke... You're Just Not Funny!, Spend ing half a film wondering what you had previously seen the actors in, I don't wa nt a job, I just want money., "Can I see your phone" does not mean "can I see yo ur messages", I Flip My Pillow Over to Get To The Cold Side, My room was clean, but then i needed something...., Winging It, Hitting stuff to make it work, SAVE WATER AND SHOWER TOGETHER... :)), Not Being on Fire, I need more sleep!, Sarcas m!, $100 notes, the guy who threw a shoe at Bush, When i read ur text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it, Chicken 'n' waffles A dogs best friend : O, "What's wrong with your computer?" " It's being gay", It takes skill to bulsh it for pages and pages in an essay., That one friend we all have who will get na ked for no reason, Before I Go To Sleep, I Start Imagining Stuff That I Would Li ke To Happen, Every Time I See A Rats Tail, I Just Want To Get Out Scissors & Cu t It Off!, Dear ugly people.....I now feel good about my looks, A Computer Witho ut Internet, Pointless., Going to bed early is NOT the same as a sleep in!, In K indergarten, we called it cooties. In High School we call it STDs., When you fee l like an idiot cause the "automatic" door won't open., YOU'RE HOT! ... oh wait

you smoke. Never mind, My room's not messy, it's organized the way i like it., W henever You feel Worthless, Remember, You Were Once The Quickest Sperm :), Green man means walk , Red man means RUN., Hate it when you read something you dont w ant to know, and your heart sinks, "Just Smile and Wave Boys, Just Smile and wav e, Don't Turn A Night Out Into A Nightmare, OHH! I DO THAT! I'M GONNA BECOME A F A....nvm. Its a group. Too much effort., I love it when someone's laugh is funni er than the joke, The feeling of relief when you pee after holding it in for so long., Yes, I do check my phone randomly, just in case I missed the vibrating., Waiting for a text back, then relising you never sent yours, I suffer from U.A.D "Uncontrollable Awesomeness Disorder", That mood, where you are grumpy for no a pparant reason., No i have nothing to hide just dont want you touching my phone! , My bed is more comfy in the Morning than it is at Night, Boyfriend's Shouldn't Treat Their Girlfriend Like Crap, I hate gettin out of a hot shower, its like t he north pole invaded my house, Smiling during serious moments(while your gettin g yelled etc.), Having Inappropriate Conversations in Public, I CUDDLING, Flippi ng the Pillow Over to Get to the Cold Side, Removing a USB device without safely ejecting, Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you th en., We've all tried to balance the light switch between on and off, wipped woul d make a awsome relationship status!!, i feel the need to push you off a cliff., no makeup, hair tied, sweatpants, hoodies; chillng all daay , No Microsoft, I Do Not Want To Send An Error Report!, Looking at a friend and saying: "I will if yo u will.", OREOS: First you twist it, then you... oh, it broke. :/, Oh sorry you' ve got a bf/gf now, i forgot i no longer exist to you., Talking to your pets as if you'd expect a response, Thankyou phone, for letting me look at you in awkwar d situations., i hate that feeling where you know somethings wrong, but dont kno w what., Choking on a lifesaver, how ironic, 2shae, Sleeping with the aircon/fan and the doona on at the same time, Yelling "Run Forrest Run!" when you see some one running, I met you. I liked you. I got to know you. Your such a dick., In th e bank with my mum I used to fill out the random little forms!, Sunny The Egg, I hate people that walk slowly in front of you in shopping centres., HAHAHAHAH!!! !!! ... wait, what?, Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud, I was calm, until you told me to calm down., I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I have mentally claimed, You've Told Me Once, You Dont Need To Tell Me Again!, Coca-Cola Australia, Not having a Southern Cross Tattoo, Late n ight texting with the person you like, Hot Showers, Drunk Text Messages, Snuggli ng!, Being a Smartass, Streets Magnum, Bubble O' Bill Ice Creams, Facebook, maki ng someone laugh when they are saying a speech :), Saving a file as "dyjjyggffj' ', because I'm too lazy to write a proper name, The disappointment when you real ise dinner is something you don't like, i trip on flat surfaces, push doors tht say pull, and laugh at lame jokes, The feeling you get when you understand somet hing in math class., Trueeeeee...., You can't be best friends without insulting each other constantly, Join if you want these stairs in your house! :O, Referee, may i ask you something.. ARE YOU BLIND?!, In the ning nang nong where the cows go bong..., "OK class, please copy what im writing on the board" THEN MOVE YOU IDIOT!, I redo high fives if they weren't good enough the first time, No matter your age... FAIRY BREAD IS THE BOMB!!!!, If Pubs Dont Serve Drunk People Why Do Mc'donalds Serve Fat People, Saying something, then realizing it sounded extreme ly sexual, "What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed", i get t he same thing every time i go to subway, I love your accent, it's awesome! Say m ore words!!!, i really wanna talk to you, but i get paranoid and think that i an noy you., Don't you just hate it when the radio doesn't tell you who sang that s ong., I can tell somethings wrong just by the way you text me., When I was a kid I........no wait, I still do that, it's a status, not your diary, NO CLING WRAP !! DON'T CLING TO YOURSELF!! NOOO!!, I Didn't Realise How Drunk I Was, Until I S tood Up, I dont care about your farm, or your fish, or your park, or your mafia! !!, There's nothing more attractive than a guy that smells REALLY good., Old eno ugh to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care, Jokes. but seriously, Sett ing Your Status As Song Lyrics, Listening to music on a car/train ride and feeli ng like you're in a movie, I will always love you, I Deserve to Be Happy, "That' s what she said..," well whoever SHE is, she sounds like a whore.., having a fri

end so close you could class them as family, weetbix, nah its cool truck, i didn t want that lane, you can have both, Its Sad When Someone You Know, Becomes Some one You Knew. :(, If Longer Than One/Two Minutes Than It Cant Not Be Considered A Comeback, i know my family so well i can tell which of them is coming up the s tairs, $2 could buy me the whole canteen back in primary school, greatest game e ver: DON'T LET THE BALLOON TOUCH THE FLOOR, "Cannot Send Message. Inbox Full" FM L., I like how you do your makeup. Do you use a brush or just dip your face in?, "Did I Ask You?" "No" "Then Shut Up.", If you don't want a sarcastic answer, th en don't ask a stupid question, im just gonna rest my eyes while they text back. ...*next morning* dammit!!, Im typing, Your typing, I stop typing coz i want to know wat your typing ;), I find Blue tac :) , I play with blue tac :) , I lose t he Blue Tac :(, Back in my day the Internet made loads of crazy sounds before it connected, Direct eye contact can eather be really cute, akward, or creepy.., T rying to act sober when the bouncer is checking your I.D, Panicking when your fi nger gets stuck in something stupid, I hate thinking I've found a parking spot & it turns out to be a small car., Even though we drifted apart, I'm still here f or you no matter what <3, If you tailgate me, I will intentionally slow down to piss you off., I Hate It When I Can't Fall Asleep Because I'm Thinking, Making t he 1 you love smile <3, I don't care if I have a closet full of clothes, there's NOTHING TO WEAR!, My earphones must be untangled before I can listen to any mus ic, Salt And Vinegar, I hate when it's quiet and my stomach growls!, I don't rem ember getting this bruise..., I actually write complete sentences in my text mes sages :), I Hate Getting Texts That Only Say "k", Saying "Fail", Good friends do n´t let you do stupid things...alone :), Frozen Coke, Staying Up Late, bubblewrap, i hate it when a pterodactyl eats my spleen, i have that one person, who always knows when im not okay., I want to meet the teenage versions of my parents, tha t guy from the libra invisible pad ad is a legend ;D, i used to get so excited w hen i got a lunch order at primary school, Why should I make the effort... You d ont..., Hates when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.!, Dear Mr und erccover police car, i like your 5 extra antennas ;), I havee a haaabit of adddd ing extraa letterss for noo reaaason., I was a rebel when the Bob the Builder so ng came on and I said No He Cant!, The new Libra Invisible Ad!, I used to be soo oo shy around you, now we're complete retards together :'), That Moment of joy w hen you see your food coming in a restaurant, Did we just become best friends? Y UP! Wanna go do karate in the garage? YUP, If you should be studying right now. You should join., Turning Up Your Music When Home Alone, Guys have no idea how l ong something they said can stay in a girl's mind.., Saying "Good times, good ti mes.." after remembering something fun., THIS Is Why I Didn't Want To Tell You!! , I hate when you reallllllllly want to say something, and the topic changes!, D on't you hate it when Friendships are misunderstood as Relationships..., Don't a sk for my opinion and get mad when I tell you the truth, Biting all the chocolat e off a magnum before eating the ice cream inside, I Hate When One String of My Hoodie Becomes Longer Than the Other., I'd give anything to know your thoughts.. ., 64 text messages later.. i regret giving you my number, if i could delete you from my life, that would be amazing., 5 Gum Australia & NZ, Oreo, TITANIUM BAR Dining Entertainment Gaming, I'm NEVER drinking again!!! (till next week), I love it when the parents are out of the house, cold,stormy,winter nights in a nice warm bed., Walking around the house in underwear, Singing in the Car, The Sound & Smell of Rain, Strawberry Clouds, The sudden burst of energy you get aft er waking up and realizing your late, If uncoordination was a disease, i'd catch it... except that i cant catch, What are these chips doing inside my packaged a ir?, dont tell anyone, but under these clothes im.... NAKED ;), Making up nickna mes for people you don't know but see all the time, *Sends a text* AHH! NO! CANC EL! CANCEL! *text sent* DAMMNIT!, There's plenty of fish in the sea, so can you not flirt with my fish?, oooooo text message, nope just my leg randomly vibratin g?, Im a good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you, Money can't buy happiness But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari (by VC), Pelvic Thrust ing or Hip Bumping the Cash Register Drawer Closed, doing your chores like a nin ja while your parents pull up the driveway, I Never Finish My Eraser Because It Is Either Stolen,Lost,or Cut In Half, People that don't know me, think I'm quiet

. People that know me, wish I was, I hate it when the people you love live so fa r away!, when i see someone walking by me at night, i assume theyre going to kil l me, Good Nights Are Definitely Worth The Killer Hangover, Those hugs when both of you don't wanna let go, It's not double dipping if I turn the chip around., Why do parents think every boy you mention is your boyfriend?!, Dont Say It To M ake Me Happy,,Say It Because You Mean It..., Yes my status is about you, I was j ust hoping you got the hint., Everything is 4x Funnier when you are supposed to be quiet, I like U. I text U. now i feel like i annoy U., Life REALLY needs a "u ndo" Button :), Sex scenes- Creating awkward family moments for all time, Fine t hen. Don't reply : , I like cold nights so i can snuggle in my bed, It's not dou ble-dipping if you use the other side of the chip, Stop sending me mixed signals , do you want to be with me or not?!, I hate waking up to a cold morning and hav ing to get out of my warm bed, Smirnoff Australia, Vegemite on Toast, Listening to a certain song over and over and over again, Chips and Gravy, Krispy Kreme Or iginal Glazed Doughnut, Kinder surprise, The embarassing couple of seconds when automatic doors wont open for you, Wasting Time On Face book When There Are More Important Things To Be Done!, Thanks Wind, you have totally raped my hair., Yes , I do know you well enough to tell you're upset by how you're typing., join thi s if you have been accused for something you never did, I refuse to eat grapes w ith seeds in them!, Every accent I try to do turns Indian, cant find my phone... calling it......F*CK ITS ON VIBRATE....everyone shutup, Telling your mum somethi ng was cheaper than it actually was, honey, if you're going to be two-faced , at least make one of them prettty, When i was a kid, i hated going to bed. Now i c herish every hour of sleep, We're mature.. until someone pulls out bubblewrap, H ate Is A Strong Word. Yeah, Thats Why I'm Using It., Drunkenness reveals what so berness conceals, This book can also be... a hat, Bullshitting My Way Out of Sit uations, When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To “Is Dead”, o h the good old days when WheresWally was about as stressful as life got..., I go deaf when im texting, Taking a drink and completely missing your mouth., Don't text me while im texting you, now i have to change my text, 50 notifications lat er, i wish i never liked your status, I was going to do something, then I got di stracted for 5 seconds and forgot, Well, I'd love to stay and chat but you're a total b*tch., Checking the fridge every ten minutes to see if any food magically appeared, Yelling at people out of car windows, I hate when its quiet and your eating something crunchy, I Take the Pickles out of my Cheeseburger, Skittles, N O HAT, NO PLAY... ruined my lunchtime!, Drinking your problems away, deliberatel y driving slower when being tailgated, I hate socks in sandals!!, Live You're Li fe Like There's No Tomorrow, Strawberry Freddo, Maltesers, Pancakes, if you eat any louder i am actually going to punch you in the face., Indeed, your point is rather well substantiated. However, f*ck you!, of course you like her, shes a sl ut., when you realize you over slept you jump off the bed like a ninja, I COME F ROM A LAND DOWN UNDER... something something... vegemite sandwich., reading a st atus and going 'HA, i know exactly who thats about', I Wish You Were Here So I C ould Hug You, <3, " FFS, it doesnt work!?" .." have u switched it on?" .." yea.. ooh wait no", "Quick, pretend you're sleeping!" never gets old, I'm Sorry Hair That I Burn You Alive, But You Look So Much Better Straight, how good water tast es when you're really thirsty., to my best friend: thanks for being my unbiologi cal sister <3, WHERE DO ALL MY SOCKS GO ?!?!?!?!?!, I Miss You More Than You Wil l Ever Know... <3, swinging on your chair in class, I still pull faces when im o n the phone even though they cant see me, Telling a fly to f*ck off, Texting som eone right after you were with them, oh dear, is that a girl or a boy?, I love p eople who walk like they're on a mission., Adding "ish" onto the end of a word w hen describing something, When your angry you type way faster than you should., Telling People to shut up when their not saying anything, OmNomNomNomNom, Fish a re friends, not food., Karma, Subway Cookies, Cadbury Creme Egg, Dayummm thats a huuuuge bxtch, remembering a funny memory and laughing by your self, I Have a " Become A Fan" Addiction, The Bradford Hotel, Disappointment when u pick up ur dr ink, then realise u already drank it =/, Dear Google, how does a skiier represen t two O's?, Saying "F*CK THIS" before walking away from a task, DAMN IT, the swi ngs are taken, Wierd positions that are strangely comfortable., falling over dru

nk but managing to keep your drink stable..now thats talent, Every time i need t o spell Bananas i sing "Holler back girl" in my head., I Wish That All Of My Fri ends Lived On The Same Street As Me, At The Cinema, I Always Eat The Popcorn Bef ore The Film Has Even Started :), The only people you need in your life are the ones that need you in theirs., I've always wanted to mattress surf down a long f light of stairs, I Hate When I Get Crumbs In My Bra., thinking if u raise your c ell phone 6 inches in the air u will get service, If life gives you lemons, keep them, because hey, free lemons., Join if you have ever pushed a door that said "Pull", WHAT THE HELL? THE SKY JUST WENT DARK?, Ridiculously long conversations about the most random things imaginable., i always ran 2 the swing in the park s o no1 else could get it, When I was little I liked building forts out of pillows and blankets., HEY. YOU LOOKIN KINDA CUTE. IN THAT POLKA DOT BIKINI GIRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRL, Falling Asleep With Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Reading the Walls of Toilet Cubicles, I enjoy reading bathroom graffiti, I Adore Midnight, Optus, It s called a poppa not a fruit box!!, Hunter Valley Brewery, I love the rain, Orga smic!, 10 ways to tell if he likes you , Free Drinks :), You know your having an a ce gym session when you vomit on the treadmill (Y), A real girl isnt perfect, an d a perfect girl isnt real., If u put ur hand over my mouth. I swear, I will lic k u., Okay I get it, I made a mistake. STOP REMINDING ME., Doing things for SHIT S & GIGGLES!!!, because every tall person needs a short best friend :), Talking to someone when you're half asleep, and not remembering it later., ...I Like You Just The Way You Are...:), You're 20, why is your girlfriend only 14?, Rock, Pa per, Scissors. 'HAHA! I win' 'No, it's best of three', My First Or Last Name Wil l Constantly Be Spelled Or Pronounced Wrong, we argue over pathetic stuff, we ge t pissed off, but i neva wanna lose you., I love the people who keep a smile whe n they have every right to break down, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, GET THE F U C K OUT THE WAYYYYYYYY!!, Stop crying because your drunk, Your anoying every one at this party., Freeware, Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven' t even left the House, Girls Get Period Pains, Why Don't Boys Get A Kick In The Balls Once A Month, The 'Pop' Noise When Somebody Talks to you on Faceboook Chat , "go get mum" .. "MUUUUUM!".. "i couldve done that" . then whyd you ask me ?, i ts amazing how people belive that FAKE smile on your face:/, All you said was "l ol." Don't be angry when i don't reply., Petetion To Get Rid Of "Become A Fan" T o See The Picture !!!!, Spelling a word so bad that spell check cant even fix it ., "Wrong username and password." OMG SOMEONE HAS HACKE..Oh its on caps., Too ba d your great looks are wasted on your shallow personality, I really wish i hadn' t heard that, i would be so much happier not knowing, Hi. I'm your pillow. And i get head all night :), By the time I'm 18, all the limits will be 21. Yeah than ks Government (Y), I text you when I miss you, and if I don't, I'm waiting for y ou to miss me., Hi, im a boy, i like you, but i also like 10 more girls., I bet people from AUSTRALIA can reach 1 million before UK do!, When Someone say's figh t. The whole school follows, I hate it when I'm making a milkshake and boys just show up in my yard, Poking Someone's bruise and then going does that hurt?, Bei ng afraid to look out the window at night incase something is staring in, You ha ng up. No you hang up. Hey! She hung up on me!, She's so fake. If you look behin d her neck, I bet it says "Made In China", I wanna throw a brick at your face, b ut I wouldn't want to hurt the brick, No, I'm not jealous. I just hate you., Say ing "ew" when you see or hear of the person you don't like., Goon does bad thing s to good people, real friends who stick beside you through thick and thin <3, D .O.G's - Dumb Orange Girls :), NO. my status is from a song. its not about you. get over yourself., theres always that one person who always catches you doing s omething weird, Reading our 'sent' messages the morning after a heavy night..... , "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY CALL??" "because i was raving to my ring tone", The "Fuck It" Response, Getting out of bed and realising your still drunk, When your BS is so legit, you even believe yourself, Frozen Computer...maybe if I click E VERYWHERE it will start working again.., I try so hard not to talk to you, but i always give in., I kinda sorta like you a lot more than i originally planned, P utting long words in essays, without knowing meaning, to make it sound pro, Only I can fight with my sibling, you lay a finger on him/her and you die!, Sleeping in winter rugged up when its raining, Referring to your female friends as dude/

man/bro, You used to be amazing, now I hate you., HOW CAN I REMEMBER LYRICS, AND NOT THE TEST'S ANSWERS?, Face book groups have all turned into turbans, sexism and cod, I lost the game :(, having a friend of the opposite sex that you can ta lk to about anything,(:, The Kid thats Wasted before the party even begins, Eati ng a lot of random snacks when you get home from school, "Mom, make me some food ?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry.", Refusing to restart your sto ry after someone didn't listen the first time., "I'm tired." "Do you want me to let you go to bed?" "No:)", You could of had her. Instead you picked the whore., Hearing a song that describes your current situation perfectly, When your speak ers make that alien noise, you know a txt is coming.., Trying to fall asleep whi le thinking how screwed you are at school tomorrow, i say "and yeah" when i don' t know how to finish my sentence., Yes i'm a teenager. No I am not pregnant, hig h,or about to steal your stuff, I didn't give up on you, I'm just done trying., if you tickle my feet i am not responsible for what happens to your face., Pushi ng your friends into random people in the hallway, I really want to talk to you. ..but i feel like im bugging you...:/, even if i know what i'm gonna order. i st ill look at the menu, I love that point when you are so tired that everything is funny.., I HATE IT WHEN CRUMBS FALL IN MY BRA!, Mom, Dad, you lived your life. Let me live mine., Mum can i have a lift? Do i look like a taxi? No, thats why i dont pay you, I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcasti c comment?, I hate missing a call from an unknown number, Miming shooting yourse lf in the head while in an exam., Song lyrics say the words that we cannot...<3, There is so much I wish you knew. But I will never tell you., I'd swim the ocea n for you... LOL jk, there are sharks in there., I forgive but i never forget, P arents call it answering back, we call it explaining why they're wrong, Predicti ng how long a couple will last, THATS DUE TODAY?!?!?!?!?!!!?, Dear Math, I Don't Want To Solve Your Problems, I Have My Own To Solve, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... .wait, I don't get it?, i EXPECT to be rich somehow, but with no real plan or ef fort, Your fake breasts don't make up for your busted head., Taking a nap and wa king up confused about the day and time., Could you like, not stare at me? thank s.., That comment has NOTHING to do with my status., ..... Did you just like you r status.. And comment on it?, Eww. A Cockroach. *Sprays*. OH F**K! A FLYING COC KROACH!, Mom its Not Me . . . MY TEACHER HATES ME !, I hate that "Less than two dollar" optus chick, Saying "what if?" then going into a huge scenario that will never happen, Yes, i do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says someth ing cute., I Love Sydney, Go Ahead, Hit Me. See What Happens., Gosh, I Really wi sh I was with you right now..., put a shirt on, it's not that hot and neither ar e you., I'm telling a story, wanna shut up?, I Stand In The Shower Forever Becau se I like Hot Water., The awkwardness when a woman doesn't choose the iron in a game of monopoly, I don't hate you 'cause your fat, you're fat because i hate yo u., Its a flood! "dont worry i have a shamwow", Can you talk to me first sometim es? Otherwise I feel like I'm annoying you., I hate it when little kids stare at you when you go to the park.., As a Kid I Used to Jump From Couch to Couch To A void the Lava & Quicksand", I Still Get A Little Choked Up When BuzzLightyear Fi nds Out He's Just A Toy, ...well this is awkward., Yelling at the car in front o f you, Boy texting:"Hey babe, I miss you soo much"-send to Maria, Anna,Michelle. .., girls draw love hearts on the tables and.. guys draw dicks., seeing " approv ed" when you pay by eftpos, SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!, The things people say wh en they are intoxicated, I'm Proud 2 say: I Don"t Smoke, I hate trying to explai n really long things over text, Theres always one person in a friendship group t hat gets picked on the most, 'im gonna save my money, im gonna save my money,... .. ooh, shoes!!", "It's gonna be ok.".. "Yeah..because it's not happening to you ..", I Bottle Everything Up Until I Finally Snap, Taylor Swift's Dancing in Vale ntines Day, Mutual hatred of one person really brings people together :), "I hat e you." "No you don't." "I know...", Saying 'I don't know' when you really know everything., face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall , YES i did get your text, and NO i didnt respond, F . R . I . E . N . D . S ., I love finding money i didn't know i had., you know sometimes, you really are a dick., i get really paranoid when people have my phone, i didnt start it, it was nt my fault, and if this were america i would sue., My Hair Looks Best Before I

Go to Bed or Take a Shower ... DAMMIT, I hate that we're drifting apart, but wha t i hate more is you don't care., I write a whole paragraph and you end me with a lol or k :@:@, Yeah, Mom, All of Our Visitors Are TOTALLY Gonna Check How Clea n My Room Is, actually, i CAN take a joke, ur just being a dick, 'wheres thingym ajig?' 'wheres who?' 'you know, whatsherface', I HATE all of these "join to see picture" pages. SHOW ME THE PICTURE FIRST!, Orange Face, stuffed Bra, Hooker Mak e up .... well aren't you Gorgeous :), I can't find enough space for all my clot hes but I'VE GOT NOTHING TO WEAR!, "HAH YOU FLINCHED!" "NO SH*T! YOU ALMOST HIT ME IN THE FACE!", Sliding Through a Closing Door at the Last Second, Regretting telling someone something just after telling them., Roses are red, violets are b lue, if i had i brick, id throw it at you :), Kicking a stone along a street, th en going out of your way to kick it again, Stop Giving Your Children Stupid Name s, i always get nervous when someone says "can i ask you something ?", I can't k eep a straight face to ask "Are you ok?" when someone falls., doing the "im thin king real hard face" when the teachers looks at you, I'm not exactly sure how to respond, so im gonna go with "haha", i know someone with gorgeous eyes <3, Ther es Always One Person That Laughs During a Prank Call., Bestfriend= Someone who k nows everything about you and still likes you., I Wish Everything In Life Had An Undo Button.., Typing what you really want to say and then deleting it!, life i s getting too complicated , i wanna be 5 again, I dont actually know how to play minesweeper, I just click any random box !, Join if you have tripped up the sta irs, Knocking something over, catching it, and being amazed at your own reflexes ..., "It's because I'm black isn't it?" "Dude, you're white.", Trackies and Uggi es, "That girl has such a pretty voice!" - "Mom, that's Justin Bieber.", All Aus tralians join this page!!!, i hate it when i dont know where i stand with you, I don't believe in 30 minute power naps. When I nap, I'm out for hours., "Haha I' m older". "Yeah but your gonna die first", When I have earphones in I just nod a nd smile if you talk to me, That Risky Walk When Carrying A Cup Of Tea, Join If You Think There Is Nothing Wrong With Being Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual :), Finally fig uring something out and saying, "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", I Restart The Song When I Miss My Favorite Part, You Are So Annoying., "F.u.c.k.i.n.g Oath" That's Austra lian For Yes, Changing a word because you can't spell the word you wanted to use , Dude...I was there.... don't try to change the story., I never know what to sa y when the hairdresser shows me my new hair, "Wow, you've grown!" "Well... yes.. . that tends to happen.", Wow you're wierd... I can tell we're going to be great friends. :), I stepped on a corn flake, now I'm a cereal killer, Being so over tired you have no clue what you're saying, Dear Maths, Grow up AND solve your ow n problems., Some things are just best kept secret., "I'm not like other guys,pr omise" Yeah bs., I only share fruit tingles when i dont like the next colour, Or don't text me back.. that's cool., Its not the fear of telling you, its the fea r of what you will say back, Those moments where all you can think is, "i'm scre wed.", Top 10 Stupid (but still in act) British Laws!!, When Ron Weasley says " BLOODY HELL " You know shits about to go down !!, I forgot your name, so i'm wai ting for somebody to say it., "WOW! havnt you grown? i remember when your were t his big!"... WHO ARE YOU?, Guys who treat their girls like the most precious thi ng in their lives. :), Hey. You're hot. Lets be friends!, "What if..." "That's n ot going to happen" "But what if it did!", All the hot nice guys are gay. And al l the hot straight guys are jerks.