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MFO 51 Toilet Paper E-4 MAFIA

28 JUNE 2008 VOLUME 1, ISSUE 6


Breaking News: Dateline: South Camp, MFO 26June2008

Members of the Pentagon Staff, in response to the outrageous

(really outrageous) attack on Sergeant Burrows (A Troop) by
the now deceased “Petey”, have developed and deployed a
new countermeasure in the fight against aquatic threats at
Herb’s Beach. The SRS system now in place will protect our
soldiers during all phases of Water Survival Training. This
new, highly sophisticated system will make water sports safer
and more enjoyable for all. Fast, simple deployment of the
system pictured to the right will allow our lifeguards to accu-
rately detect any predatory creature well before it attacks. The
lifeguards simply place the bait in the center of the ring and
when it goes missing, they sound the alarm to clear the water.
“Many of our soldiers here will benefit from this new advance
in technology,” says a high ranking member of the MFO staff.
According to the Lifeguard Staff, “The SRS will remain in
place near the 4th bouy, in order to ensure the safety of our
soldiers.” When asked if there was any concrete data that
SRS (Shark Repellent System) with activated bait!!
proved the system’s effectiveness, a Cavalry First Sergeant
stated, “Who cares? It works, or it doesn’t. Either way, it gets
a lot more peaceful around here.” SINAI TROOPER COMBAT GOLF
Further tests will be conducted by activating the system at July 3rd, 2008 Shotgun Start at 1300hrs
night and by adding large buckets of chum to the immediate Contact: SPC Harvey Scribner
area around the system.

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