Professional Documents
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Examples:
1 double entendre: Tennis: Whats the raquet? Look before you leak.
- IT: boy am i gonna get it, or not get it.
- make use of irony and sarcasm
Exercise:
Search a dictionary for ten words that you do not know the definitions
for. Don't look at the definitions! Write each word on an index card,
and on the back of the card, create a logical but whimsical definition.
� Search the Internet for clich�s, proverbs, or common phrases that
relate to the potential humor targets you identified in the last chapter.
Compile a list of ten items. Using the techniques described in this
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6 simple truth; opp. of double entendre
"spille dspot remover on my dog, now hes gone"
- Most phrases are not IDOMATIC, change of heart, got up on wrong side
o bed
- Consider the literal implication of most expressions.
- The take-off is the most traditional technique, Got new underwear,
well new
to me.
- Use statistics and change wording to refame meaning.
every 6 sec some woman is given birth, ew gotta stop her.
- Too many words is like frosting the flake or stackin the wack
- Joke / Time = funny
Once you've got the audience laugh�
ing or on a roll, it's better to stay with toppers�a series of three or four
punchlines, each related to the previous one
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's
nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
�Rodney Dangerfield
7 take-offs;
- 1.) Association-is putting two activities that haven't been previously asso�
ciated into a plausible but audacious scenario.
a.) cliches experssions adages etc.
Exercises:
-List groups of words: or topics and come up with similar type words/phrases
-List cliches: and build of of them.
synonyms antonyms john an them..
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Good Jokes:
Aggressive editing is important. Remember that a good joke:
1. uses as few words as possible
2. preserves the funniest part of the joke until the end
3. does not reveal key words in the setup, and does not contain words
after the funniest part of the punchline
- A junior executive walks into his boss's office. "I'm afraid I'll have
to leave early today, sir. I've got a terribly sore neck."
The boss says, "Whenever I get one, I go home and my wife
makes love to me. She knows how to massage every muscle in
my body, and when she's finished, all the tension is gone. You
should try it, and that's an order."
The next day the boss walks over to the young executive: "Did
you try what I told you?"
"Yes, I did," says the young man, "and it worked just fine. By
the way, you have a beautiful house, too!"
THE ANECDOTAL REVERSElike the Emo Philips routine just discussed�is a short
story with a sudden climax.
- Telegraphing�inadvertently cluing the audience in to the upcoming surprise�
is a sign of a beginner
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CHAPTER 8
The Harmony of Paired Elements: Phrases, Words, Statistics, and Aphorisms
-Review your jokes from chapters four and five and rewrite seven to ten
of your favorites as paired phrases or sentences.
Most paired words fall into one of four classifications: synonyms,
homonyms, antonyms, or groupings
SHOE SALESMAN: Don't worry about the shoes.
They'll stretch.
WOMAN: Then don't worry about the check. It'll bounce.- paired words. Stretch and
Bounce
She wasn't just throwing herself at him. It was more like taking
careful aim.
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.
�Robert Benchley
Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is
good is not original and the part that is original is not good.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
SHOWTIME
Use a thesaurus to create a list of antonyms for the two most frequently
used antonym pairs: good and bad, and right and wrong. Write
seven to ten reverses in which the antonyms are used as
paired words.
To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for
twenty years is difficult.
�Zsa Zsa Gabor
The kind of humor I like makes me laugh hard for five seconds and
think hard for five minutes.
�William Davis
Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and
you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
�Homer Simpson
Imagery Exercises:
The following exercises will punch up the imagery in your writing.
1. Rewrite each of the following phrases using specificity.
grab some food
watch TV
read a book
drive a car
2. Replace general words or phrases in your previous jokes with specific,
graphic descriptions.
3. When you record everyday events in your humor diary, use the most
vivid, colorful, and graphic descriptions.
CHAPTER 10
Realism, Exaggeration, and Understatement
- "My one rule is to be true, rather
than funny," said Bill Cosby. The more realistic we make the humor piece
seem, the more our audience identifies with it.
You always know when the relationship is over. Little things start
grating on your nerves: "Would you please stop that? That breathing
in and out, it's so repetitious!"
I have just learned that penguins are monogamous for life, which
doesn't really surprise me all that much because they all look
exactly alike. It's not like they're going to meet a better-looking
penguin someday.
CHAPTER 11
Funny Words and Foul Language
A young man walked into a bank and said to the teller, "I want to
open a fuckin' checkin' account."
The young lady gasped. "I beg your pardon, but we don't tolerate
that language in this bank."
"Get your fuckin' supervisor!" the man said.
In a few moments the supervisor came up. "What's the problem?"
"I just won ten million in the lottery, and I want to open a fuckin'
checkin' account!"
The manager said, "I see. And this bitch is giving you
a hard time."
�Playboy