A few good one-liners...

1. Regular naps prevent old age...especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. 5. A child's greatest period of grow this the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 8. You can't buy love . . but you pay heavily for it. 9. True friends stab you in the front. 10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. 11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. 15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. 16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak. 18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. 20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

If your birthday is between«. Birthday Color > > December 23rd ~ January 1st = Red > > January 2nd ~ January 11th = Orange > > January 12th ~ January 24th = Yellow > > January 25th ~ February 3rd = Pink > > February 4th ~ February 8th = Blue > > February 9th ~ February 18th = Green > > February 19th ~ February 28th = Brown > > February 1st ~ March 10th = Aqua > > March 11th ~ March 20th = Lime > > March 21st = Black > > March 22nd ~ March 31st = Purple > > April 1st ~ April 10th = Navy > > April 11th ~ April 20th = Silver

But once you find the right one. You think and make a solution precisely and hardly make stupid mistakes. ²²²²²²²²²*CREAM*²²²²²²²²² Competitive and sportive.> > April 21st ~ April 30th = White > > May 2st ~ May 14th = Blue > > May 15th ~ May 24th = Gold > > May 25th ~ June 3rd = Cream > > June 4th ~ June 13th = Grey > > June 14th ~ June 23rd = Maroon > > June 24th = Grey > > June 25th ~ July 4th = Red > > July 5th ~ July 14th = Orange > > July 15th ~ July 25th = Yellow > > July 26th ~ August 4th = Pink > > August 5th ~ August 13th = Blue > > August 14th ~ August 23rd = Green > > August 24th ~ September 2nd = Brown > > September 3rd ~ September 12th = Aqua > > September 13th ~ September 22nd = Lime > > September 23rd = Olive > > September 24th ~October 3rd = Purple > > October 4th ~ October 13th = Navy > > October 14th ~ October 23rd = Silver > > October 24th ~November 11th = White > > November 12th ~ November 21st = Gold > > November22nd ~ December 1st = Cream > > December 2nd ~ December 11th = Grey > > December 12th~ December 21st = Maroon > > December 22nd = Teal ²²²²²²²²²±*RED*²²²²²²²²²You are the cute and lovable type. but can be ³moody´ at times. Fresh and cheerful. you don¶t let go for a long long time. . ²²²²²²²²*TEAL*²²²²²²²² You are mostly interested in your looks and have high standards in picking love. You choose love carefully and don¶t fall in love easily. nice. Capable with people. Don¶t like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy. You like to lead and is easy for you to make new friends. and very out going. Likes people who are easy to talk to and can make you feel comfortable. You are picky but always in love«and likes being loved. soft and they can love you for the way you are.

it¶s hard for you to find a better love. You have negative thoughts. You are cheerful and out going. ²²²²²²²²-*ORANGE*²²²²²²²²² You are responsible for your own actions. and you look for the sort of romantic love only found in fairytales. and active. ²²²²²²²²-*GOLD*²²²²²²²²± You know what¶s right and what¶s wrong for you. and don¶t like to be treated unequally. and you have a good sense of humour. but once you find the right person. ²²²²²²²²-*GREEN*²²²²²²²²You get along well with new people. You want to be noticed. You can brighten up people¶s day. But you are not easily satisfied. Trusted by many people. It¶s hard for you to find the one you want. You are not really a shy person. you won¶t be able to fall in love again for a long time. and know what¶s right. but sometimes you can hurt people¶s feelings by your words«You like to be loved and noticed by your lover. and you know how to treat people.²²²²²²²²-*GREY*²²²²²²²²± You are attractive. and have a strong leadership role in relationships. You make good decisions and make the right choices at the right time. which can sometimes cause trouble for not thinking about other people¶s feelings. But you can be patient when it comes to love« Once you get a hold of the right person. ²²²²²²²²±*MAROON*²²²²²²²²You are intellegent. and like to help and care for other people. You dream of a romantic relationship. but mostly you are single waiting for the right person. You know what to say at the right time. You never hide your feelings and express everything that¶s inside. You like to make things go your way. But can be selfish at times. ²²²²²²²²²*PINK*²²²²²²²²² You are always trying your best in everything. ²²²²²²²²²*YELLOW*²²²²²²²²² You are sweet and innocent. .

You are artistic and like to . never selfish and get interested in things easily. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times. ²²²²²²²²²*BLUE*²²²²²²²²² You have low self-esteem and are very picky. and forget things easily. and are competitive. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. But once you find out you can¶t get something. but once you find the right friend. but you like trying new things. and different. You don¶t like violence and know what¶s right. But you don¶t like changes in your life. When it comes to friendships.You always have goals you look towards. ²²²²²²²²±*SILVER*²²²²²²²²²You are imaginative and shy. You learn things easily. you trust them for ever. It¶s hard for other people to get close to you. You like to challenge yourself. ²²²²²²²²²-*PURPLE*²²²²²²²²± You are mysterious. ²²²²²²²²²*BROWN*²²²²²²²²² You are active and sportive. ²²²²²²²²²*BLACK*²²²²²²²²²You are challenging. You are kind and cheerful and don¶t envy other people easily. ²²²²²²²²±*OLIVE*²²²²²²²²²You are warm and light hearted. you find it hard to trust someone. and complain over little things. You can¶t get stuck into one thing. and have the ³guts´. but you fall in love easily. you keep it that way for a long time. and like ³Hard to get´. And once you make a decision. You seem to flow well with friends and family. but easily stressed out. You get jelous easily. you give up and let go easily as well.but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you. Your love life is also challenging. Your love life is usually hard and confusing. You go for people who are trustworthy. ²²²²²²²²²±*LIME*²²²²²²²²²± You are calm.

Once you get angry at someone. and get lost in love easily. ²²²²²²²²²*AQUA*²²²²²²²²Your feelings change suddenly and easily.fall in love. Sometimes you also get hurt by love. You are always lonley. ²²²²²²²²²*WHITE*²²²²²²²²You dream and have goals in your life. its hard for you to forgive them. but listen and believe other people too easily. . You get jealous easily and you don¶t react to things easily. ²²²²²²²²²*NAVY*²²²²²²²²You are attractive. You have a strong feeling towards everything and are very easily distracted. but you let your love pass by. by loving with your mind. You are truthful. and love your life. not your heart. You are different and sometimes thought of highly by others. It¶s hard to find love for you. and like travelling.

the driver The ultimate survivor A doctor. a cooker Your man thinks you¶re a looker If you work all day But you never get paid You¶re a mom Verse 2 If you need a sick day But instead you¶re gonna play You¶re a mom If your first occupation Sounds like a sweet vacation You¶re a mom If your living room floor Looks like a toy store You¶re a mom Chorus Verse 3 If you mean the whole world To a little boy or girl You¶re a mom The Bible that you hold Can shape these little souls You¶re a mom .GO FISH THE MOM SONG LYRICS Verse 1 If you have a stroller But you¶re still a rock and roller You¶re a mom If you¶re tired of doing dishes And you know who Elmo¶s fish is You¶re a mom If you have a lot of fun But your work is never done You¶re a mom Chorus You¶re the boss.

. awak akan. nothing much really. easy to talk to.. well kmkorg jrg bebenor nak kelai.. dia perlu improve dalam. Kalau dia kekasih awak.If you have the most important job in the world Then you¶re a mom 1... hehe... Overall impression ttg dia.. dunno la. apa owh?? well sms ada kot? ".. i dunno.... rindu mok dga sora kau.. mmm. maybe there was something bad happen kot btwn us. hahahaXD..... hoho. oh no!! never wish that would happen. 5 impression terhadap dia? >> sweet >> a good listener >> cool jak >> nice guy >> funny... but still keep in touch with him... Kalau dia jadi musuh awak. any suggestion?? .... nice and cool hoho.. Perkara yang paling memorable yang dia lakukan kat awak? hurm... entahla.. well never thought of that 6.. if kmi btul2 musuh... well. 8...hancurla dunia ni. Kalau dia jadi musuh awak.. 4.... mmmm. Kalau dia kekasih awak. Apakah hubungan awak dengan dia? he is my best buddy^_^ 2. The most desirable thing to do to her/him.... 9. always jumpa almost every day masa skola dulu2. apa lgik nak bermusuh. 3. take a note for every little detail. awak akan. 10.. 7.. mungkin kerana.. but now mmg dh jrg jumpa and contact.. lmk dh x klaka." 5. Perkara paling memorable yang dia kata pada awak? hurm.

... hehe Men are hard to please?? Tuesday. The problems with GUYS: If you TREAT him nicely... If you don't.. demand plak aku.11... The character of you for yourself? an ordinary girl?? im a good listener.. tell something about them. ... I know you know we girls know. hoho trust me.... 2009 I got this from my mail and i found most of it are so TRUE No offense in any way ait. On contrary. well i like you too.hehe. February 17...besides this is just for the sake of laughter for the girls.. he says u are PROUD.. a very bad habit of mine 14.. Apakah awak rasa tentang pandangan orang terhadap awak? mmm.. suka main2.. The most ideal person you want to be with? who knows me well. Ten people you tag: . sweet and gentle. too playful 12.:P ok here goes. sesapa nak buat la. the character you hate about you? a procrastinator -_-" i always do things/assignment/task in a very last minute....^^ 13. thank you!! hehe^^.syam -mellvyn -melin -justin err.. hoho 15... he says u are IN LOVE with him. 16. For people who like you.. who can be himself and accept me as who i am.

u are like a NANNY to him. he'll lose FACE. he says u have no BRAINS. u are CRUEL. u are too SENSITIVE! SO HARD TO PLEASE!! . If u are SMARTER than him. If he does WELL. IF U DO!! he says u are CHEAP. he is FORCED to do so. If he breaks his. he will try to LEAVE u. he says that u don't TRUST him. If u SMOKE. he is GENTLEMAN. he says u don't love him. If u tell him your PROBLEM. If he HURTS u. If u ARGUE with him. If u don't. u Cannot be TRUSTED. If u SCOLD him. he says u are from KAMPUNG. it's BRAINS. If u do WELL in you exams. If u DONT. u are BAD girl. he says u are trying to LURE him. If he SMOKES. he says u are STUBBORN. it is because he CARES for u. he is GREAT. its because u are like a NANNY to him. If he SCOLDS u. If u keep QUIET. If u BREAK your PROMISE. If u HURT him.If u DRESS Nicely. If he's Smarter than u. If u don't love him. If he SCOLDS u.(very true huh?) If u don't make love with him. he says it's LUCK. he says u are TROUBLESOME.

..... but if u don't they say u are selfish.........If the guys read this....... .. they will swear that it's not true..

and most people can't handle you. You have amazing ideas. A true chameleon. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. You're a strong person. which can be a good or bad thing. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. and you connect with other people easily. You definitely are a handful. You have a lot of enthusiasm. You are truly an original person. and you're likely to get in trouble. You are a naturally creative person. crazy. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. especially in business and academia.. You're always up to something. you are many things at different points in your life. You have a ton of energy. Ideas just flow from your mind. You're very intense. You are very adaptable. It's easy to get you excited. You are wild.. You communicate well.. . Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing.. and the power to carry them out. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time.You Are Original and Innovative You are very open. and a huge rebel. but it fades rather quickly. Success comes rather easily for you.

you are grumpy with other people. charming. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. You are a seeker. You are confident. brilliant. You get along with almost everyone.. Your easy going attitude brings people together. Often times. even if it takes you a hundred tries. You work hard not to rock the boat. You Are Intelligent and Contemplative You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. honest. and warm. and you can influence almost everyone you know. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. Just remember.. smart.suave. You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. . You often find yourself restless .. you pull it together. You are very intuitive and wise. and aggressive. You understand the world better than most people.and you have a lot of questions about life. and quite introverted. You are usually the best at everything . But for the important things. You are a natural leader. You tend to travel often. You are quite passionate and easily tempted. You have the whole world under your spell. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in your affairs. you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. and logical. You never give up. You are fair. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You value your time alone. to fairly random locations. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You are intuitive.You are the total package . You are friendly.. You're most comfortable when you're far away from home. they don't have as much going for them as you do. you strive for perfection. You are great at giving other people advice. sexy. You also have a very active imagination. and you will succeed. and people respect you. and strong. At times. You often get carried away with your thoughts. authoritative.

You just hope for the best in life. You're very intense. And because you're so lucky. but you generally feel free from them. You like your ducks in a row. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself. . crazy. You are loving. But for the important things. You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. and warm. Sometimes your emotions weigh you down. You definitely have a dominant personality. and ruled by your feelings.You are well rounded. You are balanced. You are friendly. and a huge rebel. At times. you can be a bit too serious. You are solid and dependable. You also have a very active imagination. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You definitely are a handful. and organized. Your easy going attitude brings people together.. Things just always seem to go your way. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it. you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. You have a ton of energy. You are wild. and people can count on you. you don't really have a lot of worries.. You work hard not to rock the boat. but you still know how to have fun. You are a very lucky person. You get along with almost everyone. You're always up to something. You are loyal. charming. you pull it together. especially in the workplace. compassionate. and most people can't handle you. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You understand the world better than most people. and you're likely to get in trouble. People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You are able to be a foundation for other people. You are very intuitive and wise. At times. with a complete perspective on life. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. orderly. You are powerful and competent.

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