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SpeclaID. thanb b) an the peoprne who tlllugJu: me j:ap,amse slmg whetbetlihey lm"ew it 0:1:' RO,t.

F1tOM. TIm LAND OF THE .KlSJ:N:G .sUN ~. JAPANESE EXPRESSIONS

O~CHA. SHlNM? '\Ni]]!yon ner ha.ve some te~~

(the snmdard.picbp line used. onthe stteet)

errrror xon B'ul off!

(ll.terally;. 'iDisapipea:r yest~rd.ay.! )J)

BAKAl Smp.~d!

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You looldn' fur I figh.t:?

ICUcm 'Nj CHA:KKV~ Sh!ut up,!.

YOAlKE NO Hom :ISSHO Nt SHlTM.

Let's have m.or.ning coHee.

(~bde way of saying ~Le!i's spend the n~ghtm:ogeth~r.")

IEROlKYABU.

Easy woman.

Oli1lerany, "¥elwwcah"lIla name .mspiir,e,d h-yme, ebservatiea thilt New York ,ea'~ are (~,eca'Sfro,p.ick up")

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A PWIME BOOK

Fii:I:I!'eW'oni

Initll'4lldlu:ctiom hlimilJII Affi1in,

,Anen IMlden

Gaijfn dot (It's, aJ.fof\e'gner!) Talking About Gilijin

IFaw, oIllJife for English Tea:cJne'lI's

IIII De ABt'~ ,of JapiilliU!$Ii'!!

Gilr:~ Talk

Teem !ilIllk: f'Or the Joys ,cd' Sex

m S,nee:t; llif'le Shibuya.

,Kiilclrdy City Tea Tiime Piickirng Up Pillllttiing Do,wrn R.,egre~

Contents,

I'WMt~n,gat: lladhflm lHachlkoStatillJe !ei,etlin.g, Pielked Up Wiho~ Thalt?

Being Admired

" Talking About P;eople Omot:esando, ,Cafe WaitTe:is Watching Like a PM,ch

:5:hut Up!

,54 S4 55,

57 59

YI llhe ,Gay Uf:e Ni-Chomle

Homosexual Slao,g (pots arid pans)

Homlosffxual Heavell'! .

bsbiami Only

YU Hookell'sand Gangsters Kabuki~Cho

Reid Ught

MI3!lTIa .. saA

f:im,e 'to Run

6'8 68 '10 72 n

Y~IU lis,t;:o City Fl.op;pol'Ig,i

Beaude!S~ Smuts~ allildl e:lmbOii lodl!ooflil Dail1oe:n

SUpl' Daddy

S.otto:miS, Up!~

77 71 7S SO 8,2 IS

II 'or.,elp IDltltnkJing Holes: 'G:li1iji'l"I IBar'

IBimbo Hea:v.en Cul"fuw Tim,e

,x Ifter IH!otli'S OQnut :ShOiP' 'Cil13!lI1ce Erh:::,QillJl'1Iiller

XI R:O:rmin~e andl Lowlife A Walk lin 1Jhe Park Gettirnig 'Rries/Ie,

:IO! ,106, 1108:

XIII 'TiaJlldng: About So Try,n ;at MaruiYamll-cho G)ettil'lB R;,eady "~Ol" Bed S!I!e'eple!S:5, in Tokyo Comrnin,g :SoCYI"I!!

UI IIU ~ 11.5 II-a; 112'2

ix

,ZakemlayQ/ pkks: up, on Japanese where 'me dlicti,ona_ry leases ,of.[ Jfg,P9De$le: say ~~Z4"{en'lJ/l:P.'P"w.bentbetl'e "angryt frns;~J1OOd, and mad, They' .shout iill',JUl([lmble it, and mutter it in situ anons they don't fike. Th.e FJ:lench say ({Mertle!", d~e Spmiish say '~Mier:dat"~ the I~ims: say "$lenin/", and 'me J:a:pane5'~ s~~ well, "Zillmfl'lJIJf1V.!n Thtiswo'rd has a real zjng to it_, especlru~'y ondte Cllowdedl streets of Ja,pan.. It meaas "Don ~t fuek Yrl:dl mel" and d~pr(J,ves the .myth that the Ja_pl1lDe5i1;: are always polite.

Zakmlu~Jf'Ql If you are In Jap:-iIl_Il '\'I'a:tclYllg an Am,enCB1t

,. '-IL J 'I .. '~~1 b' d

mOVle 'W11WIIl _ 3Jlanese -S1J;jullruesj, yO\) ID'l'ily' _I;: sU1,JIlrJse ro,~e

~1I.."t j~.fu:- ,_1.. Y .... 11 it ~9sShole II ooiJ'-':g·' off I~ .. , .. d ".-.nl"'d:te shitll' are

DI!I!II, ~. V _ :II . - ." Ja. ~~I @1:!~H _ ~¥JjJIA. _. •

aD exp:ressrowith just one wru:dLwkll'tJ~yo:!' lis rude, yet it conv,cys the pclnt with just a toach of restraint, md is 011ginal!~y based on the term 'fo..a--k~"U n.a, H' whic:hmeans "tc romp' ~rtrumd~'-!.1:n.ot." Lt's: a wily of ,getting peop]e to gi,w }1'Q~. 31_ vride berm; it announees that you. are SI conteader,

This gurude tJQ J:apanese s][a.ngtakes yOD. out ofthe classl'" room ..,,d puts you on 1 he me:;1!11 streets (If Tokyo to sink 01' s,wffim. An American c!tara,elle:l' named Ke.nny ".,'ill belp Y0ll!

!11l.vigne the bsck <l!~leys <1J1ld taboo, .regi.OOIs of Tokyo with !1'nli~cbievol];s bl11morand d!evUiSh d.eligblit •

. EIl.ch. chapter feeuses can One part of 'to\vn w'ith a laqk at Q!lI.C: .~{i.fti~£ $Ubclilmre:, D.~alo~es in ~om.aniz.,ed J~.p;aneste .a:r:'8 f.oU!l)1\~edbf Eon,gli'sh ~Jt:ldQf1IS and VOC<l!brul all! .~]StS.

InreNdll'IC:i".I:

FIRlal Alblrs

U yo,u?re r-ea.dmg thri'B boo!k~ cllliillDCes M~ yoU".r,~·a gpij~'rJ. Wt"l~ eemete the lclub. Yw .3T"C ROW am~J:l1!lber O'i o~e of ·tJb_,e di~:rSe etlmi)cgrDl1!l:Ps in ehe werld, ;]!~ id.e'IliUl'y '~1;iII. :!ihm 'wiJ'lli me mti:re ·cwo-rid pop!ulatio~ mu-s tile: J ~pUl.~e.

Weloome WI J:apan~ i(Jiji.~. Her;e in.th.e~9!lld of me rlS~fig sun, YOllh'e lJi.memiliic'c of '3iilDuible$o:me mmoricq. "inill. are me ,ete:rn~] outs::ide~~

Tille geed news~gtlUm" is mat Ji'iOli'! will ge.t Qtra O1!fte:n:cio;n.

T.b.e bad news: isdl'lli!tmucn of ~;t wiH not be co your' O1Id~~~ mge. G(liji~ find it clitJiclWill!I oorenta:m aJpatlm~t,. ,oibuooa mom-EngilshOO3cl,ing jiob~OI'nla:rIyth.e gM.nex( dOQ~: Grrijfu are a c.ro$sbenveeJ1c ®be ipOf3!nlt bafooriMI :a1iI.dtlIe ldlll'eamy HoUywood s,ur ..

Gaijin of the world, Y'DlW.'fe dHIe.r-.eoJtr. So :accep,t· ·the f:lot m . .al:

M. lbg win! l\eVer :fit in.,

2:.. Y(llJlp!fo:bai,biy don \waIl1t to,fiilt in.

oma:uko ome:1Iw dcrota mammae Dl.1!II11Ie

cLicld oppai :teiZUDpai

kosbi

'ILL.. "

$utrt p am

PhH.iP J'. 'Cu'n,ningh om unlucky ,cunt wtllllCky dIck pe:nis shriverned, dick 'resti,cles

b~rnb,. me 'crown jewels

bag, scrotum Qloob: like rice wrapped in fried tofu)

[wa,t

du;: ,dhty de~Ui, mangl~ dit~ris (the Htde ;b~) chest

he:

b!l'eaS'~;

rnisintits"fta,t :as aFaisinpie (pi is slM1,B~OF dit)

hips, Oltten ,confused, 'with ass m pallite society

"blue ass," yo,ungb]ue spot O"oP~1:i:arn birthmark) "heavY ass, YJ sloW' II lazy ~~li:gb£ assl!~ an ea;s:y lay

Ilia fire under your tmtt,,'" :g,et moi:ing

~'V!ipe ;I}$S,," clean iilIP' after :liOllleo<ne

bun:s" ~SI

;1;~hQ~e,

fap_q'Wl!ry 'to 'say asshole '(literallY; chrysranmeJDiU_m) fuclt,

BOWlds like sex:, but: m,eanling :restricted to imte:r-coutse

hav,e :sex m bed

,~,1!.,~," , ',' "

~lIlIin p ,om,oi

shlicl, lll\bJnd,

'L~' • hi' .• :1_-

SUii:n WI • P tsuliti;;.u

s:hi,etta ketsu ,g,O aDa kikuZla,

fWIdm seldmsu

beddoUt

1111,2

Z:i ke n n a,yo~

the re~aciOin<sh.~p i(jftwo naked, bedies

insert ple'3se, put itwn" d,()we, mek 111e

want t~ S~I~ some pussy n:lll~~tIlrbattOl').

beat the meat ~atm,as$l)ge

rub diek in herween breasts, give: a. pearl necklace ,SpeiLlJll3wzaa

coiLt.J!e

,~oviOig spoonful Eeiil9!oo

,mutua! lidd~g mumali amID ii~,{,. 1~9 'Slclf-stimrlda.'ti.on

maln_k_o yam' ~lYIlt(IJ~"~fl't

- - _'II

5ellzun

:1P~u:ri. p!lizuri

scisM

iko,

ka:rupisu. fern

aUtam.E: sikkuS-1l ow hltod e,tclUi

'Tryst at Marural1la .. c!hol

Kat;]1 tmd ,Keiko 'WIll!?' haml l~ haru/' PW'l.I' l'&yO'gi Ptn'k tdl a 'Belli"', 1(f1)'1 hotel in Shibuya ~ Mliruyamp-,t!Jo,. They rent « ~'()fJlIt for the 'l1igpt ,MId sit tWflm on fiJI! ,king~sj,~t bed,. TiJe.,'e ,is 1m lZ'W,kWt1rd 'IIJflIJIe?'J.t of silm't~

Ei,ibul.mim'r Oyyb-e'Ile .kunI •• ChottQ,ldt'e :miro yo.

Yad~ naKij,!, -

Sbi:ra:nm no?' BQitl1l~ke,n ,diayo,[

- andeK.ec_ID1f W3 abun3li selmtsuyamentreD!llli

it10·r' -

A.bunau1ameyo, kondo-santSiUkattem mom.

113,

P'h"Up j'. CUM:Ji,nl,g,h,am

,3. The mere ',~ oodersmnd,p the mo.lr,epstt'Mloid youwUill ~t.

4. Vlhen. y'OU· He lin&Wstkally' iimulted" e~clud,ed, moclked, and ignored by the Hue.nt Japanese ~eake.fs around yOD, there~s 1110 better way' 'ID get ,ev,en man. by droppmg the mot juste in their e.xclusiv,e. langnilge. Try this {or 3. s:OOrt. Put: the aOCieflit olilme second S:ylb,b]e~ ztiKENntIfJc! SSlY it leud, Nbke it swng. For more vQC3.bUilary. read cb~ptel'S 3, waugh 12.

S. Y()tW J a:ptnese. wil Ilev',e;r be as ,effeoti,Y,e u:yo~f' ErngUs'hl, even if ';:Ol"ot Enpsb, lsn."'t d::lfat good; so pepper' yom Ja,panese wlth lots of Bog-lish.

Despille~he desire to remain. ,cuimmUy elusiv,e"most J 9ipa-

'b . '1..'1 ]·t· oJ d' c: .• 'I-

nese !!:r'@_OS$I'lt3ulle" we_~5:~ereU~ an, pa:ue~t 'tGI iJ.:'.;i\Ult, so'

you'll pro\ba'My have, 3! g'l1"C:at time, .

Gt4iif,~ are munumber,ed b¥ iii factor of ten theusaad to one. Everythin,g roo. do- and sa.y .is magnified. by YOtn.' appeaI~ met. .Mos[ dmes il!sbetter to be qui:et amtdi:nscrul'able~ but bOiW '~'hen eo ftip "em dre bir,d" :1iaJ~SitiooJl, $peaking. Use your' :slang: 'With 'care widl. sll'angel'sJ' but let it rip \\V~th :frie:tlds wb.O' will lie shocked" sm-prised" and break m~o giggles., Zn-KENnayo! Ho-wdid )l'OO know 'that?

I

Alrj,'R Inrade.nl

Let's follow Ken:l'lI.y around Tokyo. sndsee if we eMit mastel some m.an,galang the way. Tokyo. is 'me inspir,l):ci'Cln :fur all dti.es; mwda:y\ Japan, so .~~ dliSliact neighborhoods boast na ti,Q"nd mmpOfift.alj].c:e:. lG.etmy and his Erle:ndswill mke us en a ~ocloUfigrusdc: tow: of some ,of' ~e more questionable parts or

Ke.nny is an. Amerlcoo. EngliiSb teseher, Nigel .is a :British D!~it:er) 3$ild ShaJiOO ~s an At!!S:traJi.mlhos:t~s:. In Ja!P'Sn mey are me same speeies, simp:ly' gap, Tawf a j'lI'panese'"' American .from HawaD" is as American ;!IS KenD)) but: he doesn'!t look Jlike the othu,s, so he is n~r called gWjm. Keiko

.," . n'} . h t, . bleund .I!L h fu'

JS pure ,a!lliiID~e! so s ' e ,U<\S 'ttopl e ~uer-smnUIallli1g W 'y . '. r-

e~persl doD.~ like be~,g ~JU~d gaii'm.,

Nigel works for a. oons~ativ~ J apanesellelevis~.o.n SlmillOill.

He :Ls formal and a bitnpti;gI;JJt as reflected In his textbook Japanese.. On the other hand, Kenny" the: la'zy Englis.b 003c.he:r, is $6' g.ood 3it st~eet s~a;ng he~s' 'beginning to S'Ollind down right s]~~y~

~.5

P.hWp' l- (un n;ngIH::un

Ne}er~dQ"\!ir.en TallO .~ an awesome s[:mg vOC3ilbmary. .1Ge:Uro, wko 1Thes: to hang out 110riith fOil]eign'ers, tend!l~o be :Formal .in. speech becalUse she comes from avery rich family; Sh3I!r.o.Jl ha'5i been. :iII Japan so ~Qng she'd. nithe!i speilll. ERgUgh. but .her Jrapanese ls righ't on aad wtaUy uninlU bited. Wa:tdl howtheym:tsll'.aa Mld dlcdcle w.ho you'd ratherhe •.

Me.r a few' f,ealfS in JaplUilL, Ke,nnry ~md .N~ge] . .b9.~ebeco!IUe tilr:ed of hearmg the wordf§tllim, even .though it sim.pl)r meaJn5· ,outsider. They've done a little horaework to' set: if they can find a better ~y of s:aying :forei'gner. Here are some Qldie :a}ter.n<ltivesf :moSt 'ofw'hicb mllk'e Ithe:m "W'ish they:wel'1e simply called gaijin .a.pin.

Here's a oolilVepladoJil Kmny and Nlg:el oV4llrllea:rd IOIll the pedesmaa bridge by Harajuku stadoill at lunchtime. Two slutty school dr~pou.ts '\nth thkk maJreupmd. penned. hair are looking over the t'\vo fore~gn men, The ptl1'~ gal (yaung d~sccO d_~) is, ·tiJking tohe.r :fr.iend, .ike-ik·e grit ·(slighdy less yOlmg 1$590 type).

NInEL:

PARA GAL:

KENNY:

116

NIGEL;

Il{E..IKE GAL:

ImNNY':

PARA G8L:

NIGEL:

KEl\1NY~

PARA GAL:

KE~

NIGEl.., KENNYi

[l[{E..IKE GAL:

PlUtA GJ!.L:.

Zalk'en nayo!:

WeWW~ Kenny, and wbo do you snp'poSie s.helS 'talking about noiW?

Jinpi 00kari.

Hear dl3ilit She s;dd jingai, 'lhat'spiJbl

1.~_.L-.... .~ I J. . ·b· '1 __ ."::; ~L.~

!JI'<l~w<li[u, . :!lfl,~ '~ll means IiIOullng

'bu.t· fo:r,e.ig];;!~.

T.,e:moJ!i:Q ga dam dan mahunatclmtu. Now what. is she saymgr'

She! 5a:h~. wetakenoko'j. whiCb means; iOcaJl puniU.,are jdm dm (gr:adu~lly) mah~ natChatta (dis~Jlpearin,g). Tako:Im-sekigun :n:ritai.

She sawd,ve look: like J[l~tmatio!llal for,ces. Hey" Nigel" let'S fu.rgc~t this ,cheap trim, l~m. in the mood. :foir SOItim real sl!Ishl. 1 jn5t lov,emagulfio.

hD~ there 3 :S'l1shii_ shop just around the comeif~

at mal: kind, SWfiM. rm.talking aboue p't'lssy.

Diia~og,u e iin EngUsh

Look se ·th::l!il one, I mink :be\;. a . .ha~f. The otber creep Looks 1mb :fl. eheap foreigner. So' many wetbacks,

There are few~ "~boo shoots'" these days. Mt'sl&e packed with. the mnltinatlQnalw;rces.

VocabWlI:alry

17

,ba:fu ajg,g

'hH.fp J .. Cunn!rngh'G1M bd-bu·ed.

tl1SiI!:;Cftleptj em be:~d1y or' net, .d~pendmg an. ,c.'~cwmmJlCes

W:1J;):"~~~ng. b~l1!: .'

gavrnwtth. ,~llilbles reversed;,

·0001, plm ~:gm'le dO.fi~t una:erstandit. b()gllSfuRi,grne:ts" cheap foilti~ru:.s~~l· used eo ~[-ttl' ((~emi» C~[n(lil'Si~ms. often arerer·enc.e 00 WQf.tern, (ilf 1\Iim":dfts~e!l'l'il. ori.gE

"lbarllooo, ShOflr!:S1'j ymms Ja:pant;Sl: p'l-Jfib, who hang IOUit

by YOlfogffi.p"kmTh~ ;I}.wom dmtbecame p!).~ar ~.mm!g the G1!l1:f'W'aF and

mbBeqUie~it UN aJc.cioJl:S iwwolWn,ll mmma'tlonal :fa~; (Of J apooege ldds illm.'tEm:llmar 'Wfliil. 'wamd :f'areignersl• '"to,O.kJl:-SMS'pf$, s~ i\1!~1 me ~O~C8 funw.eir midst

'bakui ~iugld

Tome 3!ppe-aJran.ce",,·C"onsc~olUl!i J:apanese" what: beltte1" Wil.y ~s ~er-em. t~clge .~far~i~«s,th<Ml supeniclally? .A~liMlS: ll~d~,_b.e. Vl.cwecl. by 11I<l!j~ooalii.ty;;. p~ofl~e of iE.1DIop,ea:n. <liifid .A:fiican dial" §OODI~ ue iiRilidged by ell)JO'r.

.,.,...,Ir'~ .f!:~'

P 1.·~· • ·"1 k· 'I~ d·

. 'aJ>JlSClw;a!d31' ~JUlI1fie c .man,

'COl:ru!ld. be IndlW3.fi}. OI' Sd L~. Filipma;. a So~mell:St .&i:iail1 WO!ID31:!l;, dx~-skiIDled J :3ipe:D.ese J O1!,,~~sia!:lj a Fil,.ma or ether ~jmwilllo <'!ctrsancl dresses

J aJ'lilIn)e:se~US1!lanf ~ml. die sex

bllNs{ness -

1haDcho~ ,chu;Q:k.Ujin

a.ubu.jin. yud:aya Jm i,!s:J(mteru Jiilll :i~Jm. DiJSe:i

Wkei bu:pj!~m jiiD

ch08eD jLn" ..

I."_.~:I~~_.. • •.

Kfdiim.\Q~~ Jiun

tille:b i"b.ko kiIDp3il:S'U fI'o'ttsuk1in . • ,ge

p'flmp .J. Cu n,M'if1.8ham

h:aJlf~KD[eanj h,oill'~Jap;)1lI!ese Cbine~e,.\vho~w:mtb to 11 glorfuoliis hiiSOOrJy~:'UI\e,riewed 38 :t~_e Mghe;;t stltiilllS Asia11!!s outs]de ar J aJffil¥l!wmch i:s, of (j(f11i1'Se~~ oQm~der!ed ~1!1Mll:n~4' OJ~e

Thahl

ltildlan;, anyoIile who 10Gb wpely ~Quth As~~~l .~bs

Jews

Isft\e~is

.Imru:U1S

se0Bnid~gerlI~~1uitln J 3pi8Tne~ d~c~nt

cl1ird~g~.eJ!a:dQn J~:{OOlJese des-t;e.fi!t

BrariPlli!li]:&' OIf J ilpw.es:e desoent ~Ir't_ ,(conside!red impoo!te); tl!SU~Uy :ruers ttl J :l!Jpane:se Fwdents af Korean d~:n:1: a$wtl.-a.te4 \vi:tb. NortAl! l(Q!fea KQte~nj, also refers 00 J:ap8nese~bom 'Ko:l'~a"_s ~S$oclSitedwith SQlJim Korea.

a whlte) Oa:ucasian ~ bla~ ,.ex.son

.@iJ:rth p>e:nQn~ ti:sed~n. refereaeete blacks Ammc~nl Yank Imlim~ wop

bnOIllieJ]

MOli:llde

redl!II~:ld, CH1'~t~Op

b:ro:~bo ktiel&t ijht.

blaek, .. dM~e wavy-'hm types

<11 .Blmem. waYl10 ~'oo:l:'effignet' OIf MCD.

Gutsme ,cm:m,Uy' per~oll:; oQg:sjdel1'ed mQr'~ polite.b~it the n'liI~all1iing' is, aJ!boot the s~ej Jih sayingroreitplier mnslJead of al1tm

~s :~Inl)C~Uypot~ig:,bru:t:mhe:

N1uanc;;e 'of J:n:ea~n;i:D~ still d.epenillsfim) the K9@dWiI:ill of me s:peakell':"Ii'o'f eQiml\'l~~J thQ~ gaijf.n..,Iam:rJ ~lieli~H'aUy

MeaDS awe don.~t:bke '

h.oonrlMe 'fureignern:s/I' burr oomally it Is :m .fflilmg'hc t\ejie;ctllo.W'l based Q!rruna:u>onaUly malt is mQ~e·.akin b)lth1s~ 'irNo.me ,orrn.emfuckin~ soaJ1edho:~orab~e furel.~. barbuimis are, aLlowecil &tto :m.y PUll!'l:; }3F1luesCi-OJ]J\y es1!3blis.hme1tt~ Tn.e a will::!." "'~, ~Q.vechild/' a haff-:J:apmese child. This seemingly m!!l;()rull~5 wG'ro, ofte[1lJ used. te u:rer to a c:OUd of lWiC!I!l Atn.e:ci!z;~mJ~J<'lJp;m:~ berim~ was €Idw,tred out ,~f me61m: ~iring $Ptf when itw:aJS sl"own ~nJapan ..

11

,Phl;"~P' J., C'unnfflgho'm

"a h:df, Ha kid ,of 1.l1lixed.· blood, as mn h:df~J:lIpanese! halfsQmemlng else, An AfricmA;.neriCMl filmmaker is trying '00 get these kids,:renamJed doubles fur 'WJ:::l:r rich d~ii!i~ c_1:t1t:e ..

ilia double, H achll]i1 of mixed parentage

The disaUnmlJtio.1l ap'pHed to f():1'le:igners hatS deep 1"?0I)S: in domesti,e ,diNcrhninadolll ~mong Japanese. Japm1,ese who are different by birth are ,called,.

eta

Japanese O\nirca5't;s (mboo word) ,tt:aditiiou:;illy e'fiIJltgoo in, ulow,ef-cas'te~! trades such. as ~eather taDming aadthe meal: business

rul,odl:er way of saym,g' fntmkJl·l1:tin; both o£ these tenllS make liberd~milJld.ed

J u ,.

, 31]IlI!l'ese . steners ,sqwnn

the "o:~igffi[ud :blhabim:llnl($ of 'the js:l~nd ~'! ~'Iborigil!l~

J Wp{llleSe &um wes'tern, J ~pilnl' Osalm area

JaJ!plll:ne:se frem Tokyo.

Japanese 'Who are different by choice are ,ollIed:

tea-colored ~ir ~bl,each,ed or dJyed, bair)

22.

Zall'e'~1 a~,1 __ .J'I.. en III _yo.

refers ro'Y'eUQw~h:a.ired kids, llSU3tny teenage rebels who bleach their b8!ffir blond

a Japanese gild who OJ.'dy dat,es gtJijm

"11 hammer boy" (as in MC Hamm,er);;). J Ilpllnese boy '¥!1hQ' dresses and. aets ~rnad::jj WI

lItttac:t b81JftJ ,k,o'

"a bammer ~r!'I; Japmes-e girl who likes streec fashlon and. dil'On! black men

same :as. brnJt8 !lI.~ itnsptt.ed '~y Bobby Brown

SaiWH~ as btmta k~J .~ilm',ed by Bobbyllk'O'''!m,

~rOO]]ll X; foUQweo of bbc'k faWOlJl:t mibtho8e who wear one of Spi'ke Lee}, wide:ly' nlarketed '"Jr" ClpS

&obbi-o

bob'b.i-.fko

A .. ,,,,"' .. nlf 'how' ~I"""'''l··'': .. ·."jj s:o- .. ~--_ - b - I-I 'Il. __ ,"':<u'" v, ,- '_ " ..... " 1bL.... 1'1 r ... gn.ers: C$I!l: ~ e'~ "apa:__nese wUlve;

11 poUte generic w.a.y ofteremng to the slr,angers in 'their midSit: .U'W hi'M :mJeMlS tt.liit perno:o, and it em. dmost be '00'0- S<iJder,ed a oompilliu~en:t sm(;e me :l1u::t ·tha.tyou M,e a IlIum. beiIml__g is, notquesdQliIed. It's used to refer oblil;!ll1;lidf~Q a gaijin in a crowded situation,

IFacts 'of ILife lo,r IEngUsh laac'hers

P'#:! wp j'.. ,Cu,nninl,g,h,am

"'Wroogl" shoom Kenny. l!AlI1 gaiJ~'nare Efi~liS_h leadhers,

Ilike it 'Oil: not" and you're expected 110 p1!l't lirlJit.H .'

So' here 3Jre it few snaJpp~" answers to dlSlcg.u_~ge the free EngUsh. lessons wfiti~ youmas.tetmeDo~t~1il (If diu; book.

BOku ''W3I ci,go all) ~!ie:DtSleii ja nai. 1 31m, not an -EngUsb 'teacher.

This is fiat veryoonvincmg. Y«ill, might Wallilt to tty:

Bo,ku w~ .iitmmSUjiUt d.eS1L lam Fr,e:I1l.ch,.

T.~ de..rer response rruJ.s :fIDat on 1.ts, face;, however!, 1f·the f!)mrt lip.e is:

Brmj'()ut: Can. }/Ii1I:iil ~cb me Eng1isb'?

Th,epomt is, an gaijin Me, SU.ppOSled, 100 speak. E~gli:s;h so be prepared fer a. li~ris,ticmg' 'of \V3ir.

Sipce Japanese 3i£Ie biJOW1l, toWil~,ue eenfurmity ]f'ou CIUil,

bavnk au b,e:i1llxin,g the 5mli1lJe g!(!lestion:s: oeerand over.

l, S:J;~;ihhJ: W~ dekD de.!ii1:~ ka?

V/hJe:pe are yOill 'worn?

2. O-ikutJill dtsu ka?

How old arrre: yoo?'

3. SbmNi' 'l7),~ 'nan dew kaf' Wh.at aee yoUl" oo,bbies?

1.IVhen y01l'l get dred ,ofmswerililJg mrth~--:a.s -tge~ wo:rLl!~d~~Sle; :,O'i11: i!lillillcma'tio~l. Here~ what Kenny w,o~d

s~V!

2;,4

'z a: ke n n ilI.y o,~!

I. Bob W:H. :kasei km-a :kinmsbita ..

I come from .MM.S. (Sometimes y;ou.'1!] acrually {eel that:

WI", too,.)

2. Iwni. B.O -wj''lLl W9. mn .. kioP

How much do you weigh,? ,(Answer a qu.e5tion. you daro' want 'to an~1.Wf wid!:t a questiion yotm' quesdoD.'eI' does :rnot "Want eo IlIifiswer.It works "!!1l'Of;I:d.,ef'1!;')

3,. Slnmd ,ga n •.

I have no hobbies. (1'1rl:s aDS'!!ljI',er, Sinon and sweet, ,often. helps bring am Ullw'mred cooversfluon 10 a cond'usion.).

Finally, ~~tc:h out for the patfOmrlng ,oompIimelil.ts that: usually' mean theoppesite Qf wha:t theys<l}i'.

~~ Sll!Ipiiku Japmez1U!beri. weim (U;$U{iiUy saldto yOl!liW nea'tfl1y a~mcl Ef.!IgJis'h,) ..

The best ~ulsWit.r~sw, :pr,e~ml you didn~t understand the oompliment: '~~Wh_at?VVb~m: did you gy'r!~

Ph,iUp j. Cun'nj,n'g,ho',m

Haw daijobout _

Vou, ~n U:Se c.hopmcb] . .' .' .'.. ..' • _ --I":.IL

Hue's,~our w:ryIiO. boo,S the '"lo~lt .. ,tbe,-dag-~~I1-~,o-maw"

pmh1,eu~:!1 ~utualadimirl1.ti:on m.eetmg 1-0 a illp:Fd elose, ,An ..

s:wer in ki~d.

:Fio-b po tsPbemasuka:~

Do. you know how 'W use a fu,rik?

Jozu des» De! _

Tha.('sjust briIUmt!

Watashiwa demo (insertB3,tiorudity)

Iam.~-~--

Remembeidtait the verb ,goes at the end Q.f'the se'J1LIiIl.n,ce:; nse

k;a to m~,e :~Iib 31 lflJ,csrlon. . • .'" ,

AnaN W,3, d,esu kit? (WSlert rnatloomqr)

Are Ji"ou ? .., . _ ..

, '. d . . - --~ - . a; ,u u-atashf Wtl AmmClli Jm

Usejllnt.u 'ItOr eny a s~;~meD~ e.g., l"~ .' '-' -- .'

ja tJl.ti., II I :am not Amencan.

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III

1111:1 ,Ale,'11 .f ,Jlp'llneSe

Kemly 13 Sin. E.ngli:d1!bei1leher. Iils srndentSi C31U lmlll s,msei to his face :l1fid ,n"1ik-o behind h~s back, whldI ~s 'worse man saying; 'l'iJ:ie-y, Teach!'" Kenny works at <lin aU-gid5 :licboot He thinks he has a high-status job because elreryofie is pQlite eo hjm and eomplimenes .him on hili, Eng]is,h.

He's :0,0:[ comp~a.mmg. The work ws easy~ it I:~ no pr,ep- 3Jratiio:n! :wd"d:ie way he looks a it, hes getting' _P',jlid fifty dollars an hou:v fOr sflealUug his native 1l3iDgugge~ to eute women.

Rjght 1JiOii,:V~ Kenm,y'Stiking' r,on cal in.lrls: last class of me d3f:Y~ ~u.1e be :i~ gomrglh:rQlIlgh 'the ABC's (If his att~eBiI~nrOO bOQk,his: chiltty istudents are :reviewin,g;d:i.ei:r AB:C:'$~ eoo, lNhile Kenny goes du:ough !!!hre fOl'ty,-odd Wimes on th,e al"ph~be~~ a:ttlll1datu:e sheet; .hiS "mMocen,t!l swden.t:Si, Hanm.u 3in,,o Hiiromi, m:e chatting .wn 'whiispered 'tones.

HARl1l\IJ1:' X,o wa T-bakl!ru haMlerundl.. IiIROl;[[: KiBo, (w' :1Im-re llOmiOr deti()~ ,'od~ttli!'

HARU1\lU: lIlROlVD::

HAJ!UJlVII: fnROMI~ liARUM1:

llJlI:T!"Q"'Nf. CJ_W..l'\. .. .J:"',U.

HARUi\([:

r .... c- ..... 1"I!>.TV:". ~"U'!.I-.

HJRO.III:

HAltUMI:

P'h mh j,. Cu nn in,gh am

- t" I

B~ccbip. Meeha 'tafioshikatto'l. Nani shlt::imo?

'uB'; shlta. S(mol!1iO demtta .. , , D'l,ko Blade i;tta.? A? m!;,? P:i1si1!b e:

Blmldey;o. CM. d.a1itl:1l. Fef3 'wa~

Son wac bimitsu d:ayo. Shaub nl shinasaH . SenkQ' wa etchi jiji daDa. Iii na. Sensei ,to yariw"

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HARUMI:, HIROlVf1: !Hi\RUMI:

HmOi.MI:

MARUMI-:

HIROMI:

HARUMI:

HIROMI:

HARIJ1I..fi:

KENNY: mROM1:

FIARU1\IJJ(:

Z,a,ke n na'y'o ~ OiQ~olUie in E;ngliish

rm wearing thong: .. back pMdes today., How did,our d~,w: go. with mat Pf? c:co.~, we li,ealiy messed areuad.

~,t did. you do:?

We rooted MO'UiIld~ then we did a Uttle Derm.~s acdO'fi.

How far did yifiu get in your ABC-.!Sr'

Just a B. We secked mouth and be piayed with. my tits, IW3s On the mg.

Did '10'11 giv't: him 3J blow j'ob?

Than fur meto know and YOl1l11l0 find. out. Qui~e'1: down, classl

Nice!, I want to do it with him. 'Fe.ach is :(;1 ,d;J:rq old man.

leen Talk 'fo:r the Joys of I'ex

Kenny's smdel!!ts, lib adler high sl'floolets .m Japan~ have their mm way of ~ea:ming the alphabet. It St3:liT.S, like: ,wj:S: A scands (or kiss" B is Fetii~'g, C is sex. The first three Ierrers, pm'Sluecl. without caution, lead to ,0; pre~a;ncy. J is dIe 00- h.:lliPPY rcesult of actions It' ~rol!lgh D, n~md:y ~ hortion.

For mi.s sltmre ,sexually peeeocieus aJdol,esc~n't croiwdl, the 'tcerm CIA l(pr-onounood ,slu:~eye-a,) is a secret rode word. III:: does not lOe:fe;r toa well~1:nown ,spy organizatiun, bu'!: :uands for Cb()tto bno AtltJt; which :Ol~:~ms ;1oIEx:cuse me, but rm b'!7- ing my period .now.H Other words .fur,dun: tiine oflhe Olond! inchsde btrtlJhi (Oar day) 0[" (lIUlb'i (red day)' ..

Perhaps the mOiSt euphemistic;; term ofall lor "that time of [I10llth" isokJalm ran giZ imnt" wbich means II! hl1,'\l'lf: a guest l;:.OoUlimlg. " Th:ws lJ'er.liIl. is,Mleld a]ulI.o.s1I:: ,excl,\1:$,wely . betweea W10'n:!:e..1l with thseesulrthat .many men don't "get ;wt." M,p.ro-

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PhJU, J. CU l'u'I,j,n'gh,(jlm

:I:ller~,mced tD'-1J:l.oo) :ocl],d 'mtliml sbon for ~he En,g;lis.h word nSe1lo-

!itrUaJion, are ~lsQused. _., .

H is probi;lbly the mest llr,O'vocl'tive English leuer of alii. ~I!:

me'llDS s~ dirty;, tagciviO'~s. H-tlIfflJ 'Oil' "to HU' Ole-an. to do. me se):, d1;img. prQ.fimmced, e,iH:h,ee.m J ~pallese; rhis simple ~gllshlen-er :mang,gestOc be ~~. furibilod:eD, sad Pfo!lfOca~ye~

.H is a;l&o used as Ml adjective 00, describe someone who has se~ on. the mind as, in perv,ert, KRre 'W:tt. H means "I e 'h~s ~ex

Za,ke:n n,ayo,!

on the mind. ~ .H C{In. also wOlI:k ~s ;a, sexual inviimlllomi.Q. ,its verib form, a,s .~ .~ shitl'li? e~Wo~1Jlld you, ]ike, toR?,'. ml}" does H ge:t all me beat and not S ,or X or some (Idler letter? Theori~n oflhls w9-nl .is sMd to come fremthe firs,t le,mr of ~.e _romamza,dQi:l of' die J3Ip3il:lcse :reading of me ChiP~e; word roil" pervert" which is, :p:rooounoedhm-ti1:i~

H_ ism e~egafitwaYIiO say Ptr.:)ert'-J wwc.b. gfadrra1lly e¥~ pmd,ed 'm meattin,g. '1)'0 in,elude normal ser£ AfireI' all, tbe:te~s 1Il.0 SIlcb dringas; p,ro'PIlll" sex; it is precisely because s-e-x IDS conside.red dirty'and perv,e:rJjedtful3lt makes i:t so rMlC:ll,fuD .•

_ \Vhatcld Ha:r-ttm.i. and he!li' bQ;yfrieod do a{ter sex? Dm1'tta., ThatQl'~ 'they 'w--ent~o Dennys. Thi~: particolm-Nst-food restaur,ant is pop~ar with reell:3:ge'1"$' beccause it m ubiqruoous, aJff~llda~~e,and. allows cusromers:._to, sill: fa! a long time w~mout be~lIlg hassled, .As a Jiies:ul:t~D~ys has become averh, D,mW:l.? ~~: "De ri)~ WMlt to do the Dennys dl:wg'?l'i! ('jjLe:t's go to, De:nnys,,:~I)

Back to the ABC's. S,prmlollDced, ,eh-S'll) iIS not ,lVimout Se:XIlilal! aJ<rn:I,ow.tions,llut it usuaUy r-efers to waJd .of speml,:!lS in am om dose ·of bimmi'lJ .5;, or come, i\m,otherhjdden. meaning o~ Sis s:ist(:r, me~ning lesibian. Besides re:ferri_fl,g 00' men,slJ'Ua;aoo., M 'can mean masocwstj, IDashU'bate, 'or lll3isculme. Fo~ the "in.'" cto'wd~ EngliSh aib'bre'Vi:a:tions are-easier to, :Siafy ':m-d h.~ve 31. coole~ ri~gj, per~,aps, due 00 dle delibrn,w; :ru.nbipmty o:fmM},Y Flos&b~e~ me;mu.l,gs,

For som,e more ,oonmsioJl! '3 TVgal is fiat 51WQrqaD you. see on television, 'but a tech..nical t),irgm" ~ young woman 'who has f,et'to score a home run •. Another term :oor Y01!lllg people who have yetta doiiJlil,e deed. i~: 7t~ZI1iru:.shi-ry(j-bin (If !l!nQ"llame preduet," wmcb memstbeyha;ven,~t g,nt :11, DanLe yet.

~ A'V gp,i in, coniF-ast is: a woman you see on television! b~t ,only ~ yoo .ren:t.a.poroographic video or get the 'equivalent of tbe PIDayibof' ehanael ,On cable. AVwgges:ts audiol v:isold, but :~lly m.e~s 9~,ub:vi:deg. AV girls and th.e doeees Oflllilf' ~_Jles 'd'U:~y msprre scresm out {'Or' your 3itt.efi'lion in. nearly

f'h fUt> J. rCu n ni ng.h Q m

e~e~ conwm.ie;nce stere ~d. vidoo :r-eIl!ul shop in Ja.p:an. AV seuads 1ik:e fiJi;, wMchbppe:ns 00' rbyt_ne with the word. for sihd.ml). Speak_ffing 0,£ :6sh, the 'vague rtsembbrnce ·that sllLh.i and sttshimibe. ro· me rn1!lirecli rem,rue ergsn :bas :rnot gone tnln.,n..,ahced. Watch out far dOMle ,er1!wnmi:: when. uWng about mag'lfr(): (l:mi1aJ sushi), :it meMlS· aJ. lousy lay. TIle care Wi.th kai (sbeUfim), taJtl) '(OCWPll!S):, aad h.il'mRgttri (clams) .. The Wnr~ minded iist:e-n'e.rnll.!.TJu: think JO'lllre refemn.g· to 31. womsn's pussy.

. Fera means feUartiol a b[ow joh. If yon.'re in Japan oodyou don ~t want ~,OI be underst.Q(:ldand you dliol. you're being dever by using "uncommon" English \V()[ds :U~~.PUSSY fltck, 69~ {elfo,tia'i ,beam; clJ:tm-1J,. crwi~ '. (Tack!1m:~ and ho.le on 11. c~oW,ded. train, think :apill. All of these WQr-ds have explicit semam m.~g as k~;anwQrds in Japanese. Jusra:s: English speakeni nse 21. 10'[ of sdenti.fio-soundm.gLatinwh.e,n cdking about se.!X, Japane.se l~e teuse cOSIDopolitanE:n,gLlish. _

Speaildmg ·ofnum!be:ri1~ 69~ when used ItOllefer to .. muroa~. m:af sexl, is not rek~yt~, but $ikkrm~ naiN. b~Bd oathe Eng&lsb.

pmnoociauQJiI mimu$ we ty in 8~ty-mne-, . . _

SF'refen lIlot to. soieIDlce ~ic1iJl~ burt 'to avery special kind. af Ii'Ie:mtii.(l'llSmp. Shan fnr ~ mend, an. SF .,]s someone you ,can screw aroend \vitb ml a. re~at' oosis withou.t commitment,

Ih'-ikt: is Japanese (01" go-go and lIe:relrs ·~o young; sHgh:dy slU/ttish. gjrls who Jj~eto dress up and .go '00 discos _ wbe~e) if in the right mood,tb.eywiJl.~t up o:nthestaye :m.~ d~nce in their mmnisldrts" s'ho,wing' ,offtheir T-baklttl,(t:I;ruon,g-back;) 00- derwear to ddiberamliy - provoke dlemrue ~!Udience of jiji (older :m.en) and s(l.lnritJUt1t {sailaded wo~ef.s)"

Discos in ·the o:YWltryside,piaying ca1tcn..;upbiU. widl TQllty(l~j 3rre saidm, fearure v;rom'e11 wear.i.n.:!J ever sh.orte'r skim and .L-bakk1l: panties" which are haW the gze oE T;..bacb. O-backs fea·tm;.e a _hole fust where 10U mwght 'expect it. Tbe ~teSt nlge '1fI. :regional di:g.oos~ in Nagoya ·parnculiady. is dlie N'f}~tmn look. No means DO, :mdp(11Z sO'uod'S fike the Frencb

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Za.k.e n nayo 1

wor.~ fair bread, but~:n this ease i't me.a·ns-yon guessed it--no poo.tJ!es! 31! prollouDced "s:anpee" means :menag)e a.~,o~s ..

Wlq hill. I1lni\!·e:rool~eml.f<u: tojlet~ but Japanese' .hith schQ~J,et'~ who dresm of going~g D'$soeylandgive it :anAnfileric3l'l. ·!.WISt: H'intto 1t0000It()., o;r west eeasr, mem."iIs 'lDiilet! Far the more pollid.caJlymInded. yo:-uth~ Wa:sh.:ingtaill Club has: the ~am~ n~ea!llJng.

sa

1111 Siifeet JII.

Shiiiburra

Shlb1/Jy:a is a Ike,- rniilbl1!'!b thatspons a d'azi:llin.s· vaxiety 0'£ deparnnen stores, ~e.'i-bW1:rnnts~ and bses, Ne~y Dogem:.ab is; ~lome to one of tbebiggest coneenteations of love hotels in Japan. Neighboring YQyog[ P:wk. is jam.-pll~ed 'on Sundays when amateur rock bands line the street, No wonder Kenny :and Nigd choose to work in tIIli:s neighborhood.

Shdluya has an e:xtJrre:me.ly youdduill Unag~~ ·00 the extent dlart some aclllllllts. fun!d ~Jt :liwost[repwsive. S_hib'l~knjiZ8k'l4re{'eIfSJ 110 the teenagers who hang OllU: 0:1'1, the streets of ShlbliiJal; one of1i'okyo'sfu!sh~olfia:b~e shopping distrlets, Sb.i'im (Sw,b1!1.ya)' .kaji (shor for k:ajtUltu; which comes from the word .. filsual),. and ZOklll w:wc!1h.lIlle:n.1stribe. Pur it a~1 'together· and what have yang/ot? Spo,j'(,ed • motless, alienated Y01ll:tb."

Tbe so-called ,r:hinm (from the Eng'Hshwo(l'd telRit) iHie Toky<ls newe.stl.'liban youth tribe" ehe ~ay llligh school ki:ds whol CM'J.·t: afford 0:1' d.on.·~t want [0. sperul money in Shib~'s expeDsive~rnu~ aDd ba.rn and end u:p han.gimlJg euc and gerurn.g drunk on tile street SIt an hows! often .lJl] 81JiWl'ise.

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Za ke n n.a.)"o!

BltGchigim means: to, ,es~a:pefr-orn class, A varia.tion. of the '!'Olid S/Jb:otflgt" s.a!J:Qt"u. iD J aJp~e8e~ is ;;11:50 used $ :dang for tult.Wlg. cla'Sse-s" :ffi.l1 m.ii:hi, ;It.ICad_}cr limp' escusefee .!;lot maldng .it te class, means ki:~ng dle dnst o:r tm:,iripiLlilg the pavem.ent.

Umfotturnatcly~ the sereet wllil.ere ,l;i'lJ'J4. .haug' 'Qlilltt caUed m~tlJ' pi ~~Ce:mlIkaJ Sitr;eet)~ is now ~ fi,es,t of ·crjme~es;p~c:i3i[ly In 'the ~~CurlS of the noIsy, c,T(rwdJeJd gei sen 'or .If<lime OeIWitel'$, ·1 he wel.-:~ed, .s1oppity~,essed: cb~crers ~ml. Inight see tndude YIltilu (~Ya!llkees)~ k,iroi kml~i.(bJe!lched~h.Mr Cfiowd)~ aka Silfo ,(surfers. .1J1 appearance o:~; hiJtlbiUy-sur.rer boys), and .DJ 'o/Pes. If dte trend of violent erime eentinues, d:u;:wo,rd osha,'f! (~shl(mablf;) will no lon,gel" be usedto describe Shibuya, and the ·w'Ooo IJnz~ '(8afe)Wn~",o ~()figer be synonymous wbh Tokyo..

lKielmy and Nigel have Idans:l1o meet 'ThIU, Sh<ll'oll; and ~iko m .~hihuya, afterwbich tbey wilI go out fur din~er, a d~~l[lJ_k,and maybe some d'anc:i:ng.. Taro hacS his oWfimdeas. Nigel has asJred. Keiko out ,on a date, wMcIh leaves Kenny ,etm:rp:ty~.h3inded". However, Jf eve:rything goes. 'well. Eermy (the eie~:d opti;m;is1i:) W('l,n.Jt· be gojDg hometG' ~!!l ett'Ji:p,t}T bed romilght.

NigellJ'tul· Keooy mea nfte7' rliiork (lnd take .II stroll down S(rnm·~ pi .in Sb.iln~J(l) hetlding fiw tbe Hatilm·,.

N1GEL~ I'm a little nervous ahout meeting Liko-.8afi today.. I think she~ mad at me,

KE nI:VVhaJt au;:}"o:uJ ·w,aslci!llg yo~rlime with. an 'Qjo!iama~ik_£ her fof? Y~1!I 'Wamlt ;IDti,~n.wiu;h dht!: local ·mm? ¥ou.go:t'la learn mIlnpa.

N1GEL:

KENNY:

Qb, Kenneth", my old mate, you mai:e ~Jt: sound $0 e11lSY;

Here COmles 'all OL, let'S c,lu::rik her Oi1!lt.

KENNY: KonniclUwll" ,im-ahimar

GIRL: (to hf11tJf) Bidruri shita.,

KENNY: Musm, suets"

KE GIRL':

D '''-';l , '10 you. Darve so.mellm,e.

1m shocked (that yon, a For,eiig;ner~ hsve the nel:V'~ WIUl!1k to me wi:lhm.lJf 111 plnJp« mll.lodi1!licdon).

I just got the cold sbolilJdel".

KENNY:

Vbcabubu'Y

a preppy wom~Q,1 a spoUed deb girl

&rt, pick-,up gir]s~ go mrull.~ in, the erowd

(pronounced tFuu) aa 'Office ~~dy;they all te:nd~:o have tong ,hair M.ldw~r frumpy dr'es'Se8

heJlo"fPieelings~ good day ,Ar,e you free. nOlli'? Do, yml .ha.ve some 'time?

rm :shocked. yoo scued UlIC I've been f,gno,redl I galt the

100M shoulder '

01.

]Wrurlcldwa im3 hjm'a!

bikbri. sh:ita m.1:Ishi. sa:r,eta

,PhlWp J., Cun ning.hlcrm Tea 'fiim!1

KENNY:

OL:

'i''''T.''''''.~ro. .~~~'~ .~~

OL:

"JrTT:l'l'!..Th'fV • . ~~'~~ ~~

or,

lKENNY~ OlL:

HU D'.enmlO Blitai..na bnoj;o o-eLa sbio:~U

v.. 'L 'iI..~", ...ll ~;tI:i... ~If. -"", 100- . ·u·.ll ." ...

~OlSnO Smtl;3ilie uatDle; '0. .ft'JL3i""". - -' Bu' ,

J a,renmlw salid oS:hle1t1eiruJleyo.

N ara cligo, diahereilU-Yo ni. oaritai 1kam,

o,shleu .. Yo.

Majim,kondol! boko :IllO ucbi die, p~bew

]i)'eSsaD s.hlr&-yo.,

Irey~ 'babe! I bell: all d,'1,e boys ]o:v>e Y'OUI. Haw 3!i:!(j;\J:t some 'teOl?

Tbanks fur the c:ompHL1'l,en:c- brut no w,a:y; See you

lIl!exttimc;:.

Oby. How on. we get hi ,tou-cb?

I hope you can teach me En,gliish. I want' 'to be

ab~e to ~eik.

No kiddmg. Ten yon wha.t, ler,'S have s pri"l.rate

lesson in my roo.m.

bea,u:clfui~; reve:n:a:l of Euglliish n:wdel'

WiH you not b~ SUIDe tea?:i me. sta:od!lim piicblp line llSleJd m'l the stf'eelC

Za,lken nayo!

to prai~e someone (fr-om. the '~d of a worker's gnJnt" 0[' bey-ho)

1110" no:!: pms.ibJe; :wr r<i. nation tha:tcan;t'say no, dttmt is about ;M :ne,g,ativeasi y'Ou. can

get

How' about next time?; sometimes a po.lite brush-off

con~ct pamt; a smoom wa.y £'01 ~Sk (Of it, te,repbone number !lead'll me" tell me

at casual, breezy request Iwa.nt 'to have the starns: of bem; ablete s:p~kt an.

mdirect p,Iea that suggests E;n,gli\s.fu ksS~1W1S :UI'e desired ReaUy? Do you mean i,t? let~, as, in .Lers: de .wt!

Ulillli. m ~yol

NIGEL:

KE~

NI.GEL:

YANKI GAL:

N1GEL:

KENNY:

Here (jomes a 'yam3lJlioaade.sbiko. '~etil"eal~ she 100b ;m,o:n:: like a yanki. whO' just came from an iikki-i1!dd party. GOI for i~ man,

S~I]., 5mb ... cld W3, dok~1 desu, bP' GeI\'o-~nll' gaij~m da, Eigol 'W~e yo,. Wam.shi wa uilhoo.go0 h-anaShbnasu.

Ore mo nlliongo shahc[lem-yo e.te. Omae NmOD~j:ig duo?'

Xo,nnic'hiw;aJ, malta 'W9 wtemo :kirei. leI.e5U!I Ij iii

NIGEL::

YANKI GAL~

NIGEL:

KENNY:

NIGEL:

YANKI GAL~

..... eft:-":;: .1'-~

P'hH.iP J. Cu,nn,in,g#1H:ilm Dialogue in Eng,~.sh

house mel' where, is Sbmbuya Smd,onr GiirQ:liS out, a £oEeigner~ 1 don.\: .b,ow En-

glish. _

1 am, spealciug in J Ilpanese. . .

I can rap :i:__QJ ~p~n,ere, roG. Are fOll'] arpanese;, Oil' wha"t"r'

Hel1Q1 YiOIil ~iie be~uti:ful. You 6.nany figured .~t out.

Vocabu ~Blr)f'

jJi dassicd, ~:d Japanese girlji.m.tlooen't

'Y~nkeej fake Americ3D, Japanese punb who often dye or bleach hair furred, and blandtinm

chug party. sho,b of miquoil" 'VVhere is we min Ibldoo};

.ll.. _,il.' ~ L~_

m,e tecnnsque 'ocwaJl][lI:B'

'beWieve you xe lost as a bid :for ,oon:venacion has meee ,credibilio/wben wed by fon~igne.rs

Gross om, fore.i.gpers~

I..;you, m the low-stalws v:alriaitlon;, U!Se ,omy Mdt close friends: ~n.dsecious enemies,

ncld~ikki

eki '\1'31 dJoko, ,desu bP'

gero",gero gaijiR ore~o.m,':1e

Za k'eln nay,o! "ulttiilng Downl

CHIMA:

KENNY:

CHIMA:

Nan.; imruJia 1!:emd [(e~, utt-em oo:ka? QJIID~,e w;~ ,dM"'e dar :baka hi!

Kono Y:3iro. Zilibtmayo,1 OMM.~ :ko.iU

NIGEL: (ro Chi:maJ' S,umimas~j)~ OSe:WII, ni mnimsShlt3i. CI:-nMA;: Inpo, y9im-lIl,aill:clllni ikeyo.

KENNY: K"lilSO pJd.

ClWVlA:

KENNY:

CH1l\IIA::

NIGE,JL,;

CHllM.A:

KENNY:

teme

"Wh-a.t the fuek He you. sa.yii:ngr Yoo. looking For a knuckle sandiWi.dh?

,And 'who, the fuck are you? Assho[e., S.hitbea:d', Fuc:kiml," A. YOll better scram,

]tm, sorry' ifw:e hsve imposed on YQ:U iIDany WaifYou. fuc.kin' limp' di:c~j get out ,of .h,ere.

"lo,u shit-faced de'lt.iJ, 100.

Vb cltbullary

an. even ruder '\'II"3.y 0'£ saymn;g "you'll

You lookln.~ for a fight? VVho ehe fuek ar:e you.? stupid asshole

you, aS5bo~e O.iternUy" fiel:d :rI1!Ml)

:keoka, uten noka omae W::iI! diaIre daP baka,b~

J!ro.JliO '19j['Q

411

,,3ikenDayol (J,tiotoi koil'!, :i!tJl!lo

yar-o .. u

steW pi ikeyo' :kuQ gaki

PhHr:p ,J. Cunning" am Fuck o,f£!

Disappeali" yeste,rcliay! impottnt~ wimp jerk, '!ls&hol'e

get lost, l\lO 3Wil.'Y you shltty Httle d~

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Z:a,ke,n 1'1 1,),0 !

R:egrets:

YANKI:

STREET GAL;

YAl\OO;

STREET GAL:

S'TREET GAL':

YANK[:

STREET GAL:

ji"""ii ..... :1'1t! io ,i '~

U'"4IIJlm to y:an1t3l.l,110i:'

So )rl'O. Gaijin, wa, ,aJ:le p, ookii te hI! j;a, nai?

U~m.o, pijmilo chiochm wa, ,fimya cl\:dg nan da'tt:e.

Demo', b~ ;uo' lIiutSuko, 'W;I ko,ka .Lora

'L~ 1'. iii iii

DO l!.I'~n m:IIiWlt.e nil yo.

Abshi~ bamra 000 boop, i.

That YIUnlk was good-looking, the pOpWM' type. You sure lee a bigfiish get away. "ioo want: 'to do it with a fo!!",e~gne:r?'

YeaJh. Hnc::rn'~ yooh.e.arcl? F()r:te,i:gmelrs ha,ve big ones.

They might ,have b~g dicb,~uttbetre soft ,dlUicb &om what I he~:iJt.

"\iVhen, ~:t comesbo Irihe brother:s"me "little boY' is the size of 3i Coke home .. HilmJne.r bOoYs are good ,eflough OOrm.e.

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f'h iUp J. CU nn.ingh om VOlcabulla!ry

ante~o mote50'

~~hib1 sabua, (loki yari,t;d.

life :8'<1 oo'kij duo. c:w.

1mb :kora 0).0 'big. ab:S:w'-w:'dJ

lIIawalo

.. " ., I~

rode way '00, say !'Amalcan

looks pa'pu.larj,t3S'liY

the big fish gM a~

W~nt to do it? W:ant ·t/ofu·rik? Mt's b~g; he has a big d~clt . dick. poe-peei, ,clWdlsh won!! fu.r 'penis

limp d~ckj :50"& dick "brother, ~ blalcik, African-American

U " U·...;II ... biriV"·· other 'W3.V,·

sonl'~'U""""'J • . . J

to say'd!lck

a CoC3-Cola bottle {liS flQr me (~e;~~e)

J 31f~lIlese guy 'Who, tries 't'C! look. and actbla~k like Me Haunuer

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IV' WI~tln:l.t IIC1ibilio

H1ac:h i ka Statue

I1a,chiko, the name of a dog enshrin,edm a "bronze statue, is 'the pr-emier :m~ting place in Shibuya. IT you are 'w':aiting :for ,SiO:moone who D [ate or doesn't ShOW1 don,'! fee], bad:; sooner om- Ia:te.r· some s:tnmg,er .. vill loome'along and mab a pass atrOH.

Sharim lms beMWilif.Ulg for ,flg-S for Nigel ,tmdKm19' ltv' 'f1Jc'eft,t her bJ' the .1m/lollS JtJg staf.'Ile Hflch.iko .in frr.mt of Sht.bt'Ya rt.fltilm:. She mn\ helpltul nutlet· tkat a ~14'mJ dt'meti, sumJe-Jooking Jap ... tln(!J,e 111(1lfJ bll$ be;B'n 1iia'itnlgnhn;on: .tlS ifmg" Sh'e takes off her 'Wotch.

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SHARO-····:

SALARItVIAN:

SHARON:

SALA1RIMAN:

SHARON::

S"HARON.:

SALAIUMAN:

SHARO ; SALt\R_BiIAhl:,

SHAKO.

S,umimasen, iima naD ji desu b:~

,;5::3,0 d'e8'll. N"lhongo' ~. ojom d'e8iIl De. Mada mada des-R. Mach:iawa:se sbi'r.el'Ul not

Ka:iSbra. DO d_o'FYO' w. ltfaclhilJrulta, liIirem, yo. H~lrlko m Mtta, kiibWll dia.

WiJitMihi,nlQ yo .. AldrametJe~"k'Ohi. demo, Domi Diibu,ai,P

E~eWie :me, dlo youbave 'me tiime?

][t~ ): 3,0. '~OlW Ja,p:a~e.5leis truillly ~e1lemJl;,. Still lear:ru:ng. Waumg fur sOBilleot,ne,?

Yes, ii. Gowoike.:r from my' ,co:rn:P<"-f!,y~, But I'm sure, sick and tired of WliitiJIDg., It's like I'm turning moo 3J ~3pdog like Ha~o .myself:

M,e too, H we quit waiting we can go for 3J coffee or somedling.,

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Z,al!<..,ennayo!

; ....... , ft·",H, .;~ d ..... u- 11~~~ ,~, .ui~ ,.II, ~J', Ka;:-'

Do, yOg have 'me 'time?';, a bid :for oonvers:atiou that esnb~ish...es this '[o["eign_e.:r catli sped:: J apanese

,snn leaxpj;[lg

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tl_~.!,_b.~ -0' .111 __ ,..""" ~u.a, n.'- UU~-iv I~I

with my ooworJreq deernphas.zes ;romm:ric WmJ::

"k d"d f ...

SU! . $no inee 0'. wwang so

long

1 'fed HIre rmwmil1lg into It loyd dOl fu H:uivkcQ~ 'l:ogiv,t;:!1lP; lenougb ,of this wawdng

Let's go. fo·f a cup· of coffee.

Wbo'~s That?

A sl)tJ.rp.t, drf$S(dl 'W(mUJJZ 'Walkl u,PtQ rile mrm, ignoring SJ;~artm '(fInptele.~. 'she WI' ~tcmed.

WOJi.lMAN:

SALARIMAN: 'WOMAN:

SALA.l'mVIAN:

WOMAl':

Kon:owtodJllire?

Osel yo.Mo, kon..drute y(jilmtta. noni,

u·_ .... ...1,-. __ ;1

AUD.O .g.uJiDl u.<U.'Ii;i~

mgo no sensei. darn.

Tho yo! -

SAl.ARlMAN: Ze,tW, dCJlwa sbite .~UsaiiJ mag 'l1dgo b~MbimaS:bo~

'W01VJAN ;

,co i\, 'T' '" n 1"1\1[ A .". T j~yuu"~=

WOMAN; SAlJ\RJl\IAN~

.And just who is she?

Youi:i:e so late I. don ~lt even know w'hyyou bodleredQoming"

\NhQ~llie .foreiper?

Iili, am English [re~cbex.

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.p.n ~ ~ ;1") . C .I.UlA ~n g :tU:Utl Weli,]et's :go.

¥e.s~,'teacher, please call :l1lTIle :SOOfll" l"Wllllt lID srudymo.~eEngUsb ,

. AJ:lld. ji~st wnj) lS, she? Eng~ish~eacheri, ,3 way to

] ,. •. l:_' . +';1-

!e.g;t~e ms con:tactW]i'iJ,L

[otlcigti!er of ~ppo!Jite .sex V01J.'l.'re 50 late.

Et would ha)'o'le been betteli: :~f yO\:l. didrn.11l come a:taIl~ why

bother? '

OiSe1 'YO m(!l~QI~.teyobrw am

I,eilill Admiired

Sht/,mn is lift; Stdftldmg' tllO'Jllfl as: thf 'CQU'plc 'WfJlks. ,olf.He·1' lnrmil,iating .loSSioffoce diil1l>ftt gf} 'lmncrti'C.ed.

ORA SAfA; D} OKASAFk DJ:

OKA SMA:

OKA. SAFA,: YibtaifOb~:hJDm!twUo j3luaibyo:!:

D]; Aiit50 llli.Ulka QJrnima.pdlb. a.b?

so

Za ke 111 n a'Y'o I'

JJ:ffM-w:tltl;lTJ;Ultd NffJjf!lSf.~ tke .bQy" iitti~g ~'CXt to' SbfWil)n~ He tmttleJ .rmd offm IJis /;filnil.

OK.A.. 8AF'Al DJ:

NIGEL:

Wa.llsshi. '"'31. N3!I ... je,.fII1 ,desg,. Hajlim~.Ill.a-

$Mte. .

Uhf' I am. a flern.

lalka. ya:r,om ..•.•.•. W31t:ashlwai:gi:risD j~i!fll d~u .

The 1JJtll,..toif/;ned .SJtI'1f!t:t p11:nkI givc 3/JtlTfJ1l Ii i~ It;,_cr M they ttilll'tm 'lIHtllt tlJ'I'£I,liY.

NIGEl.. Shamlll.w:hat dld: you. say totilemr

SIii\R.ON. Nevermlnd,1V:I:t. Peri'ett. Le,Il'sfindJ the others.

OU.SAFA; D:i, OKA..SAFA:

D".·· J'~

OKASAF&

Hey, d~eikrnt out]1\. hQt= looking' b~II;I!I.':,.

VVlth. Sliilllllet km.odJreillS. -

Jr,'sa:jl] Greek EO, me, but. }'O'l,ll can rap ilJ.E.[il~

gllish,. IClaIn.!t you?' . .

1 'Olnspeak Erngillisfu a tiede,. lthink s.h.e~a!,] easy ~ay.

Noswt, lucky us, she .~oo:ks deUcious:.

Sil

NIGEL:

OKASAFA:

D}:

NIGEl.:

DJ:

SHARON:

DJ:

mabw,

suilre jiMl

d..m,:unkaopml ,shabe~o,

ulaj:il. rnkld oishi,

P'ilHiP J'. Cu nn,rn,gh am

1 :am Nigel.p,le-:ased to. meet y,Qu. I.am 3 pen.

YClilill idiot.

m am. Enrlish.,

Lwaat te do ber. Fuek off!

Oh~ shit. Ith~S broad em undersmEld 1 ap:mese!

cuteptettyj 'Qrigrnlilllly' YaJku~a, slang, .oo'w popular with, youm Y~Jw:z;a :8irgot £0([' woman

L;, it :llIo1l;'? Wo,wd you not?'; contmctWon .of j'IJ 'lJtu~!' whieh reinfor-cesrntbe:r than Degates the wori1 It modifies

.. f' II

VG:IEUitlion 01) nlg()i' WQW" ,QOOw

far €fut

tits, comes from reversing ~lables: of oppa~ or breast

1: .~"C no fuekin' ideal. 3i~mm English; irs '3ll Gr,@ek. tom.e speak! SOWl__ilS cGolern:lil00 'textb60k barJgshi1t.uv-tl~

ill litdal just a bit (cho.tto); also can be used for rejeeeion, as m Just a. minnre, buddy . '. " really

lucky

deUcruoiUs; this QUi. mean a, good setup, a. delicious situatien in 'wffilich one steads 1)0 iI",eap benefits

z'ia ke n n ay'o !

slUt, fuck, we blew it bortriend~ mala SCi1!leeze, '!!hun"

loob, lib a fag" looks ql!ileer Noosense wiO.rds oftextlli:leQk EngJlish ·otteJl,oom.e 'IiO the fore: '~ll'be'Jl '3, Ja,oo.es~ p~O!D gets D,eJ:"VQUS.

Stup.id! You i,lfiot! You [oaU, dus, aU-pu:rpose word for stupid .ms \vr~tte!!l with the characters for 'ho"e and, deer, swp,jdlyen,omgh

,I want to. ruck fu,er. Fuck om

,D:an:nrnj we blew~t.

obmapob I atEn. a pm

yallite, z~eDllla,,"'O! C:ho--y.abe

S,J:

, lrall~lnl M,ut IPI.pll

Olme'lesando C:ali

The fasbion Genter of Toky!o Is a people-"w~chi!]jg ~r!I:~'ise.

OIilllo:tesa.O!do~ ](1c~md near i:\ieill~ Shrj11let Ut~[~dWy n1!~S it(II]i,Wr 1'Q;:]d~e3Jdml to thesarine," b~itt: rod,;),)" wtbas a distinct :E1l[\opean. ail~ The lo.n,g bcmle\1'ai:l'd ilS liaedwith trees, has 'Wide, si.d.e;w11lIh, andisthe center o:f thefasmon.~a!f1d~IW!!ode~ . . m,dlilllstll1. iExpetilislve bwil!:iquesmd !1iltHe:t~.side ca:fis taakt .~;t Ian exceUefit locatien fOf wiiildmv,-s~o:ppin:g and puttffin_g j;g f~ce dmew~dt mebe.uu:Wfu~ crowd" w!biw iQ;dlJlides :;1 hea.rumy dJose of foreJgneJ:'s.

Ca;.st, of Chara.cters in a ~hiiof1labl,e Ca€e

moden. iro~wkQ !I!:JmlIll ~shi

11.'l!odeJs bl1:mkJ ,slJt!ld pl3ybo!y

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o,mkotara:s'M bnoJo! kx-esw' kiZUlIDQfiO

U1fe1Wbld. kyabasuke ahabrian.

ilull!'£arcQ! ~

:a50bj, :aia

paipa

d(lR siuk!~

Zakelfllll1layo! pbygirl

gjiifwi~nd., mam Slql]JeeZie boyfwwend

d1lll~ag!ed goods, nO longer vu-gm

!u~m,!l!:rij~d! ba:g' overdressed ·sf!iJO

h~~ old ;aooti,e thi[ld~wheetb_k.ea hike (bocl1.ersQme hMlJOOt) lOof~10ff; blJm,

Il']irIDXl.g t() get i:n.w sehoel or work

bam. mer' 19<:i.51 not hard. wO!l'~e~'S

pbyboysand pJa.ygfull'ills

sugar d.'1.I.ddy -

w.adies~man.

"'1"""",'1'1'0 .JL,nA,-'_ .. :

TARO. nTO::

KEN'Nl'i

K~ wa.me~kQm.i da.1le' .. K~ilIDto S.lbarom. to, Nigel 5IIlU\e .. naJj na.

KiORdem koga m;abu~ _ _b matam hkwifWI :mQ (1l1i1ea,. ro.-

D . - 1h_~.~"~'" .~--

Mm. Oililia. 1i1I~r:i .JMI~.

O'-nlHlimseshlm~sWJta.

KaM, CWhlo~:S3iQ, Ofthisa deSlDJC:. Oe1!il1!d.?

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P'Il iUp J. C Uri' n i.n,g·h ill m

.Kmny j1i.rl: '!?"I'd o~:t loud th~ Ktmj1 (Cbintse idtfJgmphs) _ her 1JiI11J'etlJg. The'lliRi'tnSS starn m:mlltfoimtled; ign()TCI Kel1cn.y, .tmd· walk;;; amay.

TARO:

KENNY:

TARO:

KENNY:

TARO:

TARO; KENNY:

TARn; UTO; KENNY:

TARO: :KENNY:

TARO;

KENNY:

TARO:

Sbilm,to-.s:areta.

D_~.L- _.~.1Ll~ JI .~ - fl. .•.. ,. 'IL~._. 11. .. '1L.~.~.~~.

. itDW.D 1;:U;Ju. ue" uec:en.J,n~ Jm.O.S pecua! J!iI.aiDIlwa.-

'1' __ .", ....... ~

po n'o!!i..U~ u:..

Omae no klomomi ,daro~' P:_mM ga. dallo, daH' DO ~oko. de, kyabasuke mimi na ats:u,geSiho de, sup-pin 'omirua daub wakmnaib.om :0.0 lWri_bbe Onna.

Omaekoso aozan gata" ,drlbi,. depp3; d·ebu,. b'ti'U. p. :mti. daro.

Hidee~na.,

Nh:n, this place. is pii.dood like. sardines, Kellw, Sharon, 11100 Nigel w(m~ .ha-ve a pla(;e to mt.

It'S better this way; more breads per Sql1l1Siire feet, Yeah" hilt what if thq"re all ugl~

So:rry to keep you 'waitimg!

lIey Chlb~o baby, it's, been awhile ....• hoW' Me you?

You just got. bjQW1l off.

That'S aka.y!. ~he~s just SI pota:oo-Ie.gg/ed. :m,Jt-assoo" ~la.t-nosoo haniwa.

Jl!!ISt me WOlf you Uke i11 asshole. Pooty hose sJiding an 'over, short iegs" s~ea~ ,cabaret pill m,ili,. 'up.. f you saw her without. n1akeup you WifJo.'Idn't lDecogpj~e,II::liSh'!l faee,

As foil' y'OU, a-hole, wid.e hips; but short, ugIDy, and. fat with b'l1dcteeth" ·tba:t's YQu.rtype,

You.IJ."Ie mean •.

Zalk.'fHllllayo !.

Vocabulary

.~omi, dlasai ,o~a

cramme<i, crowded ugI}1i, poor

itsbeen a while (from bi:t8hil,ttwl'

to. igno!re

paUlO, legs, built like a tank protnJ,ding ass

flat-nosed

m.c:e :li&e a b:l!ni~ ,el<lyEiigurine panty hose

loose and droopy shorb [egs

~dei9i~ like 3 c3ib_et .gitJ heall}" makeup

no makeup

p,las~r mce

"-ide hwp

shorty

buckteeth

futty

ug].y

Thait"s ~embIe.

s:1dkato· SP.ro Id~.o. laS'm, IdetclDd ham peclia ·limaniwa.-,po, pilD:Stlto daho ,daho tanso\t-o kya'hrasuk,e atsu.ges:J!U)· suppio D.Ulrikaibe anzan. pta. 'oobi

deppa.

d,ebu

bmiYl. hidee~m

Uh,e a. Peach A rliffo'l!'lJt 'WlUt1't-ss umlkr by.

ICENNY:

KANOJO: ~ TARO:

Cho,Uo". bnojo,.ko1m. mizu. Ka$Wk~marimaskit9J.

ADo kOI halwi ID1l.

MJIl...mo' j:iri.poi kedo~ gejim.ayu dak:arrn~ngo ;ga k:o~Sml dUQ.

Tt\RO:

KENNY; TAR:O:

:ICENJ;<..1Y:

KANQJO: . KENNY:

TARO:

'TAllO:

KENNY; TARO:

bkol mi~ll habi

.

Ph.iUp J. Cunningham

Ke mmju um9i-ft-d~o, IUmhi pi cbi:sai kanl; ·eWl$n .mo C:him-n~jia aM br Bajlin. da:tn omou'~

mm_adol~i kimlt'lSWIlJ" n_anka In. nO kif Ohoko, :Id aU,ete :mo d.eD,dioll!!.kokeSWde~ aso'bi .. S:liIgi 'w, taihe:iyo ,d,.e ,gohiu (II :D'a1U. jiotaii.brmo' ... Ke£ifJ@,(io yaritailoa .•

~a:jibrOj orc~.na.m Ke1ko to, neru yorlp3tsllil.~ kin. nOi hop 11.

'D'laJlogUE! in E.nllish

fler, babe, how abo,nt some f10~ Yes~ I u.ncle;rstmrl ..

'shei's; i3I .re~. looker .

Her ass is 1mb a. pellcblbu:t c_heck out those thiC:k eyeb[()ws-Y01JJ know she's got pussy hair to match.

I love eacm.g· :pussy. \Vima. small :mouth like tha.t YOll know sllt:: 's got a ·ti.ght eunt, You ·think

L~. '11'· • ,) sues, so. a V~l'"gm.,

Yo,l1 mean there are .stHl wt.gins these days?' Ev,en. titI.:e ones that :~ook 1ikevirg<.iDs Sire p~oba~ My ptayin,gwiih dildos .. YQ~. kmow~ if they doh: too m.uch, it~ like swisbing' YQ'Ul' dick arouooill the CC.eOO1 .•

rd ti~ to' do the deed w.iiw. Keiko,

Re-.l!lly'? lid rather do it wi:th 3! blonde ;my daly.

How ~lbont rom.!:! llzO~ be~1L1.ti:flll woman

S8

memo jiri g'ejli mayo 'h,._'_mo

kem~u

. .

'1UlIaI

Za.k.fH"i ifi a)"01 ! peach ass

thick, dense ~br'ows secret hair, pubic .hair

pu:ssy~ beaeer (hairy bean past'c::

:!l'W,eet bun) -

dclic.im.ls.

cm:l:t (l1echm1cal te:rm.) virgin

virgin

virgin

dildo

llwash:iug a burdeck root m. the Padn·!: Oeeaa", swishing

you_r dick in a 'p!ilSsytoo loose 'to be desirable

,c1mtsl1

ooJm

ld:nrUIISimle.

o1l!ioko delldoakokesbi

miheiyo de goho,u fl' anu

I"h- -t IUI--.'

iiI!- Ui ,-PI.

'TARO:

NIGEL:

TARO:

.lMiro yo~ Ke.il:o tio Nigel 'w S_hQQl~ .ga :kim.

Ucil:i :DIi. chilib. da! -

Tu:o-bA1,konnkbi'wa.

Demo, Shafom~ bob.rno toruni IIi d.fizo~.

SHARO :

KE~ TARO:

P'hUip l- "unn fngh am

TARO::

Obl lool. Here\;: SbJ3Jl'on and the others, Better shut you,r tr:ap.

M.:leUo iher,e"my fdelll.d Taro.

NiGEL:

TARO:

SHARON:

KENNY:

TARO.

Za.ke n na'),,'o ~

Hey;, S:bu,on, l!!!nln':t YOll gonna sit next '1)0 me?' - ,0, ili:mks. Come on" guys,]et:'S:gti 00 Shin:jukll1 for a dti:I:J.k

Mau,thQliie g3ijm girls are so fall of th.emsehre-s., Ye8!lb.! bu~ 1 -wan;tto, bmgo with. he~~

Voc-aburary

bdn ni chakku dum.a

yarppa ·two ,shQt

'IJ'IYIS,ai~ Shut lip'!

pr-obabfy the single most versa.dle WO,l'd in J ap31llese; here .b means f~lU! j~ but can 8!mo, memo ffTh»Ik yw, ~ '''M'tu UDlg 1,eave,Ji etc.

Of ,0000QJJ!I;;SIe.; see whst I mean,? JOB!!: the f\'VO ,ofthem~ 8. e'QlLlp,le;, pronounced "tsu ~OIitO"

III

I_I GI, lUI.

The, ~ddilecSi!i, mown ss S~ltljdll Ni-'&'fn7l'e lsme. center of g:aJm~htrune ,m. Tokyo" A qwe~ uj,~~ssunJlmg rrue'lghbod:'.aod (:If :Da;ru., p:riV:3Ile bers, ,tili: r,eRects d'l,e w,booJ, near-.m'Vi:idl]],e seams ef 'l'Oty013 huge py p0[p,ubtiom. Ni=r:b'(}jlJe~ ne1tr :3i.sml3lU pilrk md. dlle mm::h l<l!rger 'Gyoen, 'Gardens~ JJS alII. the other :dde .of 11, bmyhighway6:om me crowded,r:a.UfiC:hy~ h.ete:r0l!lemaW sex. ~OI1l~S; of Shinjub.

IObfila (lk~lm3:~[W:W.t:e O~!3j .kusW:

OmJiagmu. rezlllku,"3ii Oml.be

'II pot" f:lIi1G~ homosesnal man w.imp, loo.bmggoity

s,:ti~ of bemg a :fag woJ:runlhate:l.'~miS!ogyni:st ~t:i:r&s of lesb1arrism .

"pan,' ruesbia;nj hQmo~eJma.l WUlW)iii!J:Il

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Lake n 1i12!.yO'! m.aJil ha:~e:r

il:hem:9:~e[1o~e (&Qllll~ibllki meater :m. whlch .. meIDl. p~ay moo tlllJdmen. pJ.'l1.y w>o:meJil) wf~ml3l~.e to,le

~eltd. me your ~8S do.. itu:p llibe ass

gay! bW!1i: a .nOOlopbone of th:l:s wor,d,aloo me;m:si ~ andtbe ,ovel!"~<1iP be:Meendi.e 'I:\\VO has been widely obsenredj gel nOI k.ai" .m~a:_~:ing 'i~rt:istic circles, ~ an. also be ~OOWltt!Jed as "hQ_~~a~ cird.e:s"

s'Wri 0 bm.

ketsu. 0:,0 :_a d.eya:mo gel.

.NlGElL: Ldi ras~M.

K1i?JElO: .Hans~lI1!: balkan. Onn!ll :RO leo, .1'Iii W3 t:e:ago.b.

KENNY:

TARO: :NIGEL, l\fAN.

ftc:.

''Il-, - - - :11 __ 1 " - . " "" ". ,-11-11:... ," _:I.~ ._ -- -- 4· il

_ engo.fi.Y .J<l RaJ, Dao:tl W,IJi, 14ll!:tI.iO e-ICrntllt1l13tI:I! t;Jul •.

N~_gel g,(I1 atil1)e :u dodiar'

Mi_una .. SI!1lIl!, bin ,dle it «em :ka? O~hlri"ka.lhirtc?

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TARO:

KEIKO:

TARO::

MGEL:

Mko, 10j Nigclrn.kki.~jian" aitep, JI:WllS'ukatta.

K6ko fte ok:ama. ba, nanD! -

Nigel Will .mecba ah,unai. Nikongp ga e'hotto o-ae koooba po.isbi. I{eUro Will :remd ,:msmn. ,Masika., QliiOF j:iII uai ,dl3im~

B!irw" d02iO. Chouo wtsmreii, (lillie anti. W i.oeJdmaw.

Zalk,en 11I3)"'0!~

TARO: Nige:l~dmnj <0 lOire de In 0 llSIui~ete ne, batt,moolda. YO,o

NIGEL::

KEmu:

KENNY::

TARO::

NIGEL:

11. iIi.;\ 11.1(,. Jjj'iJ4!').l.'1.

TARn:

KEIKO:; TARO:

N1IGEL:

TARO:

Hel!e we are" Ladies first.

They're aU 'SO' ll;Indsome! A W<OJ"Mnt p~lladise.,

oc fur me,'\Nh~re'd all me trim ,go?

Is N~l on the prow]? -

Can I buy a nliJlDd. of beers 'fur e~fYO!ne? Do you ~a do, itwirdl me'!l

L _1. - ". N' "l- m "':l." .• 11.. ~--d' '. .... .' . 'I _()UJ!;.OO t .lge.t ~,u~,~ nelLotn;l, .. someonet

Istbis iii gay b<1!r? Ab~maU

It'Sris~ ,fur Nigel be speakS J apan~ like a, woman as It ~s"bu:t you, KeiI:(o!, yoo do:n,~t have 31 mmg [,0 wor_ry: :ibout" Why, yo~ can he a &g .hag" Excuse me, I' d li~ke to use 'me meas room. Nig--e~-dearr, be callrefUl[ lathe toilet. I:t's a gay Sie~ barl

Vo C~a!blUl~a.rY'

It,eidilwQltQ! (from EngtiJsb) ladies first:

ODllil l10kQI m Wai, teiftgoklu fl· woman.'s, p;!lil'lldlse.

De naoa

breads, women (on-na rwer,sed)

COIiIIM yau. Ie-ad me yQ~ ass:? gay

totallr dangeroo:s sounds 1), hit 1ilre ~rng

me-cb,a.aibuMi

'1:-._ . . 11--~-'b-' . •

c.~wttoO-'De KDW· aJ.pm

-
,e ii'
(!!i , !
,~ 0 dl
.,Q b IE!
~I :i ~ ~ ~ I
lUI ~ J e t': •
~ R :I
,.::!ill ~: 'ill! ~ 1iiii!1 Ci 2
'e' ..cI 1:1 "". ..d
.... m ~ Z ~ ~ ~
~ " 6 ~ ~ a
~
~ o t;, ~
~I Z ~ ,; Z ~
. (Ill I .

......

II'I

,Hl •• ItIPiI and II'Dlsten

LOC1JJud onthe east side ,of SMlljllb Eki,thelmsies:t train stadoJll .. inme. world, Kabtlki-tlw is teeming wita street ,!life and all kinds: 'of Ve:rmhll, an ,eJabomte OJ:iiental! Yeniolll of Tunes Square., The :stton,g..,um criminal ~dicates that ran the sex trade here 3_f'e no joking matter.,

A guide. 'tID staying out ef tro'u'ble HI 'Fokyo:'s most trollbled :uel,ghbornooo;

~,. Don"t g:athe:re.

2" If you do go !!hel,e" keep ~fQm mouth. shUlt

3,. ~ake believe. you don't speak J apooese if you_ must mlk., 4.. If you areabone to get lin afight~ keep in mind~t: is, more

l~onorable~ to walk away.

b ~... 1

'l1l!~11UiI. ,"""" .." - ....... ""' .... -

_ I _ .. v. ,"",-_u.JJII.U.II.3

di· J

S}m '~Jtes, _ a.pmese gmgsteJ's

h-aita

joro ,clrlnpin bimo

dai

mambo, hryoim dg

Zakelilnayo!! whroflje slut

punks" young ya_kuz';l pimp

:9, 'tic!;; a leech

a Icrit'nind g:l'_ng 3viiokmit p_ng

A sl,ashing W1Q.nQIIl aC~QSS me cheek isa:QodlCf' ~ of iridieating yo'kuu. A more merully tenn isth.e diminJiJ,tiv--e yalJdJll'IJ. Punch. penn hair;fa!ttoos, and a duc!lld~~ pit aee typ.ical ofyalnWl. -

Reoo:___mmen:ded fighting wO.ids in ]:ap.-anese, p[\e~mbly mumbled: Ztsk,fmuiy(}! ]3U't do:n't sa.y !:his loud enough £011' anyo'ne '~o he .. lHI1ess yOllJ':r-e' loi)khllg 'fo~ :~ :1i,g;hilE. You might even be betlL:em:- offsay-m:g :it In EngWiSh wiliJ 11, mClUlnful sw:h ;as, "Puck yGU~ manl Take 3/, wll~lid BID:g Qiff, buddy! Get: :~.ost! n

Cms~n:g .ffiml. EngIDlsh confases the listener" which is, exacdy the point. You get the sa:tisfuctl,Qi:1J afwWildly putting someone dowlUl. wi.thou:t necess<1rily having to ,dll!l!b ~t ouc, Some'times that'S theb~£ ,of both\vo,rlds. LUre the time a ,oo;mbativ'ei Japan.ese guy w:anted to figtrt. and I said, "¥ou.'ll 'be sorry:. J;! lie th,unght I was :aFlo~ogi:zing. He only uadersmod me WOlrd smry~aocep!ood ~'1!: a,s -am a:polo,gy~, nodded HI. ;r,eoogm.~ il:iOtru; rullid 'W3lk:ed. alway.

Red liight

'['IWO ,rmd' Kermy sMnIl in the tWOrdiflY to If h'(};SJ)~ har .. The'smdl ,of dJe-tlp petfillne an.d a fai'll'loiJor 0/ bathing ,lJublJler is in the air; Out-.(Jf-tune .sotlmis of n klh"(lQ/l:e waft out to t-b.r: stteet.

Jm:sei be:ml;yo, ~o tune :1lIi, hari.tte :miyo ze, .ruJtw:m, to Wi31 mab. ~to de. Kouh3!1DW,a. Nit chaD_I'

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TARO::

KENNY:

MAMA-SAN:

TARO.:

KENNY:. YAKUU:

YAKUZA:,

1lI"~ill:n.:nJI'~ .~'U'lllJl..

YAKUZA:

TARO. KEl\Nf:

NlAldA~SAN:

TARO:

KENNY:

YAKUZA:

KENNY:

YAXUZk KENNY:

YAKUZA::

Z,ake n n a,yo,!

Hold the Japanese, she'S :~ Jap~.

Tim place is 'full 0'£ "jggun. ian :&1.''''' Yoy~.oo :niliii OkyakUH'I1 wau, mtow,ari shlteQri'ma<SliI.. Chotto, pjm-'8:l1DII ,dame den.

Hid, wa;Jlm~m. &djm. 5aJbetslu. deslu, br'

Nanka, ru-tsugo, g,a. arim,ashi~P DOl!il!shilepJkokujin.ha:i.,tmaif 0 miz.u: :no sebi ru w3,plb)kiUj:in ~, deshor

Bab y.g'O~ 'lidIU:: noShlm bm b:!

Nan dayu ,DaD. dayo ,omae-.war Kofioku!Soil:a:re. n~liim@Bm aitaino kaP Mo:Dku ga 3itU, :Ii!i.9I'a SOlO, ai, der-o.

DiidollLle hm Engilislh

Lets tab. a look to learn albo_ut the bwnan condition. We'll meet Nigel 'and. the gals at the disco. Good. ,ev;erung,. m:te:r.

Hold 'theEng]~:h" shes 1), Japayruki. ThWs~a!c.e ,~s ~] of '~!comrO" 'women,1I

If you, dllWl.:'t b,a,ve a reservation, I":ma:&ariid we ,can~1! st;ltYUIiJI, (toiTJm)J' ,Sony, no fo.reigne_rs. Yes, l! unde_rst3Lnd ..

Are YOUi p¥ejudiC:WiiI'pnst fOlle:ign.ers.? "Whait seems, to be t!he piloblem her,~?

Hj)w eeme you don.'t Jer fOll\e~gn:e8 m? V.7hy,

~_ r'" '1_ '1":_ 'Il... I

you: 1j"C even got I!ore~p gtrJ:SWOl'JUlig ,u.ere.

Foo1! It.~ nene ()'l fOur wdkin; b us itness~ .And. wfu.o d;]Je hu::k are yo~.?'

Shit...:~ce~ you 'Wm~ tofee~paini smp' oll/aide.

711

jhuudbeDkyo, ai.~n:

JaJpa;yu.ki jpp;m iamfu

filHip J. Cun.nlng:tuu-n 'Vocabul!3Iry

baib y:arro,

liem.e no, shitta ko,to lim nan dayo' omae--W:1l

kQDO' Kusot't:M:e imime-ni

die haman c:o:ndimtion. ,those faits

11: Soutb.CGist Asian hostess f<loomrort 'rIVClmen, ~

inv,om.unary sex slaves to Japan's lmparid Anuy, :mostly reCl!'lIimi~-d, from neig'hbo!!',hig Asj;m eeuntries '

prejudmce against £lJrc:~gne['s SO~ll,e~g ~the rmltrer'j1'

girls of die w;;1itertrade, prosti~, mas~ge giils stupid !!>~ho~e

ne'l'le of your fucldn' il:msmess, Who the ,luCk do feu think yon are'~

tlhis:assho]e

You wantte feel some ma~ p~m?

Mlama-san

The 'I1ltmm~fantries t(J' :'1JMte pence, but the ynlruUI' stffm pmh:i-ng Kenny ~~t.

KENNY:

YAKUZA::

KENNY:. YAKUZA::

'OSe'Wll oi nam ,0,0, :ip. yo.

H you touch me, youlH, be; <'iJO'rry.

Sony? 'Wal1mrara. bllmiamt diua!renJI, mae ,oj IMf,oto dele ikef

C~sbo!

Z.mmfO~

12

~ YAKUZA::

:KRNNY:

YAKUZA:

:Za,kelnl~nyo !

D,iallog!uE! in IE:ng:llish

S· "'If' 'L~_ r,'h . th 'n-

, wop ~r. ~ - Y,OI,\:u:.ecp on ug1 ,tIDg-, tne cOp'S,M

,com,ee, alDJdt!bats bad Del. St.

If,you rouch. me~ you'll be sorry.

S~rry? If YO'El']"e sony you better spHt befu,re. you:. :get die he:a:ve-ho ..

'You beast!

Fuck offl

ltill1ileto I,u n

,Ken1Jl] ,and 'llt1"C Ti-ef# ~ quid e:trit 'W)ithatJ,t· 'Wlliti't~g_ .for 'IN tmW,t'I:

'TARO:

TARO:

TARO:

KENNl":

TA.R!O~

KEt~ TARO.

V'1':'''' n. '""'.' J:'!I.dI2.l".1. "j I.~

Aibunai rD •. S;ikId mopan.clJri wa, ya1!~chm d1ayo.,

Mon-moo' mitaka~ ,

Oniga:w,lu:amitai: :03" gilSU d~u:ta Mi.

Mite~, g.djin g!'ol seikaft m<ltSlSa:jii mhm.~iku:!. Haita ,ga sukidmJ.

D 'I._! ' "'_L::1:."· •

e.liItiiU. pzUl '19' ~uau 'l.:ulUJll, :all:rsura. RWteWD

:bra, b~,t :qj liIlJi):D:O .0' ilw:a'Sete.

yJ"J . !III!!!!'

.J1'I;.1iIsataJ pgim .. ,

i""_:." 1!--dl '11-- .!_~._.'Ib.&. • '1_, __ . • . . . d~

~JJUl ~-,-OKa ~fialt I!._eat~ _ntngen c 3.

KoIlO' :h~nwa~ mdJIiD'bQ' :mo, 'ooi. ~~ .mdtta, yam babri ..:Is :na .. ,

Honta:?'

r>·L.~_·· 'I!. .. _ _._~~~ 'L.~._.· ...... 1,.".~ L_.~·

''-'IUD,U':l;i' .• SO' .w..u, JI1!!!1!IiJ[O! ,'-:U .00 :!ilW. DlftJ,

lD..ebke:" '

Mo ,cJhotto ,odtitsuibm tokoro :m :iko".

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TARO:

TARO:

KEJ\1NY:

TARO:

KENNY:

TARO.:

KENN'Y':

TARO:

omaw:ari iya, yo

P'hiUp J. CU'n,n1fngh am Dialo,gu,e ln Engliish

It~ dLn--l~rous here. That guy with dle Brino h~ir was a ga_ngsller. Did ')I\OU see his tattoos?

He ]QQkoo~ke a prgoy~e. lTgly ereep,

Ob, ~ook, mere;:s' foreip,e,lr's g'O'~g mw 'we :sexual ml3!S"S3ge parlQr'., Looks like the idiot and short stuff going In for some whon~s.,

They'ee 50 hard llIP' they have to, buy women. Those muJding fomeigEl,etS ..

It's nOt becausetbeyl'\t .foreigners.

Theres a lot iQf stm!eet: hiQo.kers around heiile;Dot to mentioo. the dmggies.

R.ea~~r?'

PIUlks~ m.owr;cyde pn,gs" pjmiP6~ dlmg d!ea1e~" and, :mistrc.sses:.

Lets go liD a nicee pm: of te1\Wl.

cop, police

had, situation, undesirable course elf ~.m

befur,ey;01!l get 'the heav;e-ho Get the ruck ,out clf he:r.e! bC-liIst; a st3_l1idaElcl bur pugent imuIJ~ fighting wo:rds

punch perm- i.e., yllkuzo'with ttadem!!:rk knQtlf hai.rsty~e :Y«~

btiQo!J in:zJ~mi gargoy]e:

~gilly {DL$n)~ l~JW class

TV refl0rt-e:rj, TV' .3:Iim;OilW!ter

panehi.

yat-chan. mDU;.-mon o:mp.wam. 1-e&U,

tie:rebi. ma,-uo:sa

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Z iii. ke n n a,yo,!

se~<lI]ly Ofiiented. massage parlors, bard-core

whore, prostihlM

big idior

meaky ·dw·~l"f

They -W1e 11IIlOIll.eyro get it. sti~g ,l"Otlien fu['\el!¥l.e:rs rotten penp,le

15

PM,."," J. Crul.nlngnam

street hooker

Wildes:irables" druggies

punk, hoodlum mOlloWlcyclegmg

pb:np;&om the JapWlese ro,r nn~fJ~' as in,il mlln, who kee:ps, Oil

llldy on :II, string drug deaIDer

kept: woman of'3 rieh man relaxed place, nicer pm 0'£

ltown Le .'

_t's ,go.

yaku. QO' bai :ma mebkei oclrlts~enI tolmro,

&0

IIIIII IIIIII C~_

Roppongi is; the: i!designared~1 p:Jay spot' mil: fereigners in Tokyo" Roppongi 'Written with three lOQk~alike CffilaraClleFS that together mean Siix trees" is located near a .. former' U"S. milita:ry oompound ood Do,t &1' from the U.S. Embassy and sever3i~ big hotels, For-e:i,gners are exp~iCted, e\Wl enOOllL';aged, to spendlltheir money dle4:-e. O_mer _ neighbo:rh_J;lodist sech as Absw Oil G.fum1za. or Kabl!liki:-cho!iha.ve a m,ore "J:apanese!l nm,ge. '~j $pMilese," niightlli"e I-e,volv'ei :a:I1"Q_drne~~l uleeds and fi!lllJt:acs1es o,f J'llpwese men, dll,us, tibesene!igblho,rhoods ar-e

ith .' . . ·.:I':a 1· II:'

Del ner ,anr:a.cuvej, iennang" nO'I ~e(,i01l!'Jm.enl.ile ~. as p aces .~O:Ii'

foreigners going milt -fO'r drinks,

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P'1i rHp J. CU'tU'lI~ng~u:un Beautiies. 5,luts., and Bimlbos

me Roppong~ girl" n p,l1li.ygiil,1l Yenow eeb, This slightly negstlveepithee suggests ~fallen WOfm):an/' not h OC'arUSEl she halS lose he.rvirgi:n.it}f or likes sex, b~t 'because she does it 'with fa1feigners.

YeLlow cab, a term, coined by

JapaJilese j()urn:u~1:S 1)0 .,_

des:cribeueiiS)"~' J apiWI,eugtt]s whok!; w:!bellIselves gee p~dk.ed up by fQl'1c;:igners. P,rnesmn~My ilrnipiil·eod by tbe p1edi),om Q1f Yellow lC3ibs On the streets QI:f New York th1il:tp'ick up p~en,gers; without discrimination, BatSed 011 tlhe obviorndy fi3,i;ve obse:rvarOOiD that Ne\V YOil'k cabs; are "easy to p~tk up. ~

KD means littlle, a.nJi J!:Illirru' (;o!ID.esfi"om the En:g]isb W'O:mldi gi-rljW)!J.u in tllliisoOWltext it meaDS pilay,gEd; thus" a ko g'YIlt'U is a litde playwd, 1:JimaUy a hJgh sct:..Ofi~.

studeat,

!frou see ap,retty gid in. a ti:ght dlress; that filS her volu,Pworus body to :9, t~ 'wen. you might bel)tmpted to S3!y '".Wcrm." Or~ginalIDy a &iishion term, ,bQdiC(J1i ref~l'S

iero kylbu

ko .gy.a:m

7'8~'

,-,

'I,.,.~, '.' 1.-.:. •

.I!ol..pl ~l,apl &yam,

,clurai

Za ikle' nil'll 1)"01 !

to 9i "'bodY~OODSdouS:1i d:t,cs,sel', usuaUyadisoo ~ueen. or profi!ss:iQnal hostess.

Q !~artdise" girl, avariation 0.11'1, the ;kle~ike dwsoo

queen

a combination ef Japanese ona:matnpoei.!II. aDd ~

meaning' ..... bappy- rh'l,,~' :l

spoUedJ w{my='~ aJIe

creature, or what Americans might ,call. a b.imlbo

a little lower 'on the populmty ]is<~ perhaps akin to' caUirig ill woman :1Il1i. easy ]~y;; ori~n3i]]y &om 'me Krui.!iiaioo3ilect of west japan

(~SO' Ch.iha ,girh)t!te

overly dressed, .m:'bmibam

.girls. 'who pfetefid 1;.0 be ilimtbaro, sophlstilca.tesl h1rut are uruaUy real-life Cind.erellas in. princess garb nndee

gTelillJ: presSUl'!eto! catch the l~stptrrrn!pkiiD 'ream homej, some'lim!es caned

diJsai-.tnm'll, or chiblJ'...I,pttgi' I(W:rit'ltio.ns on 'the pr.e:fect'llr.lll. WlOle.s) meaning" in short, dumb hle:h.. Thee

wO'uldl-be sopbimcates M'e Tokyo's mIS'over Ito '11 ersey .gUills" or i~Staten Island!

gim'ffis •. .I'i'

Pill UIp J. rCurUlirnlfi am

JiiIJ'poollesegids don I't get uUldl 'they get even. Here~ ho\v 'theyre:feroo, boy~ 'thart arfe useM. to them;

L~ 1 __ ~ :m'e8m -.:!.DIIi

BIe.5hi lam nlllfSUgu :ta:m

footman., good fora .tide home

roodlman~ good. fur a free

meal -

s~,eepma,n. good fOli' a lay s1!Jpplyma:o" good fo,t fa,vo!!:'s in.

g:el,l,eraill .

Engish l~Qfimm,good ,fe,t pncddng English wfuth pffiayboy;, bldy-kU]~; the mot'e - l.:·-h d . Ib . C· ...iL.· a:ocomp'w, 'c -, ~JllJe'l's o~ 'il!.!.il'S

tribe asp~:F\e to be hy:ttk'u mit. giri (nl~m of~ hun,dred OQl:lque${cs)

N~gp.I;, ,KmtJ:I~ mul 7ltro mtel" fI mlWded' di-Soo .. Mini;skirted girls ,tin ,dancing ,(1:11 ,Q h~gh $'loge m'(JWi'll:g qjf tb,ir y(Jt~11f$, 5'UflPJ~ b(Jdies~

KENNY; TARO; NIGEL; KENNY::

TARO~ KENNY':

NIGEL::

TARO::

Yad:a~ OaJ:.dlidai-~. 0,0 ,~ ,da. Bodimn" 't~~ _0, ilma. ic'b;i, doa. o..U1ts~bibta. ,ooi. ,d,esu,ru:;.

Mire, miro;l: An,!!) :ko' wa Q .. ba:ck, :Didtail. ds.zo:1 p.chirn dokoro bt~e t:re bnjii, d~niJia. l<abw:i .. tsukiimade iko"'101"

Wilitashiwa, ~.oko de'.; Ide-su.

J a, bbc :iiil.O h~a, w :natte:Ji\O.

IOiamOi,ue ~n Einglish

Ob. WOrw~the ,stage is, over:8'O'WKl.g vrim go~go 'll'11'l.

~~.

:ngb!; dresses, 'mcmg-hacl: paJl'lies.~it: does, lDioth~ ,lIlg fur ,me.

Th.e.re an~ so mm,y b~autifid young ladies here!

TARO: ,lIGEL:

fH

TARO:'

KENN'Y':

NlGE:L:

TAROt

,PhJUp, j., C'u,l:l'nill'g,h,Qm'

Look, IO'eJd Sh,e's, ~rlng pantIes \Vi,wa, ho~e in me back..

Yeah~ cheek out thQSepMties!~ [ ean see the whole w.nr'ld.

Let~:s go up r,o, the sta,ge fo:m:a eloser .~ook. n], stay 'back here, ifya~, dOD~ :mfund., Th.en~':re a .walt1ower~

im~bi O';oack

:PH!l~ ~e bb~ui~tsnki

the ,disco stage girls" ge-go

girls - -

hody-comclous fuh'ion~ ,t!!g'ht,

re,Vf.ating dresses: -

doesn~ Nm me oa panties widl a hole .in. the ba.ck

panties showing'

esn <'5~ :it aU, revealmg s:t.lige Do,ntmm a :itt1p jdmt

Y(Hl'U mrnmlll'~o :9, wUiRQwer;,

Sug-Jr' Dadd,

NIGEL:

YUl\ill. N1I:GEL; YUN[[!

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Zake~1J'l naro f

D.eD:1O, ;moil;tatiuaiyn., Chot$Q bUlri!iro, SWOO:J, hD.ezum no JI:litsup, .. bl1 Surdl'3if

Demo, anm .Id 0, tsUke n3i, kyat gaij:iiiII. W':),tega_

bayai S:hi, eizu :mo kowai skE.· -

YUMI~

. "hWp J. CU tU'I,rn.rluJm D.allo~ue in Eingilisih

:N[GEL. Could I ~hav~ she pIeaslIir'e of the .next danoe?

YlLJl\(l: D_dn,g~ fiae, but rm thU-sty.'VV'h:a:f ·about a. dwmk?

NIGEL: I see, ~et the drinks be on me] then,

YU1'fU Goody. We"ve gor om food and drinbman. for dlis; mght.

R1[J1\i[[: But, it's. a slluune. If ro,u p,lay it ri!ht~ you could make him iuto a rea~ you_ng :SiU~ d3iddy by :being cute.

YmMJ.: You hav.e to be careful w~th foreigne.is" they"v.e got hands like an oCl:9:lY~,.a:lld you"ife h,eatd the scare stories ahom AIDS ..

Vocabulary

·napk'8 .. dOmr.mcai.

. godd ~o sbi:JJb.a~u. y:appi

Shoumdn\we. be d:rinlidm:lgr 'Tna_nk; you. for me we at . ha:pw :~p'P?j,hi.p:pwq:t hoppruty

meal boy, a. guy ,gnod. for a, free me-al

It's a wssee,

cutie eutie

gold miae

y'oung su.gar daddy" ,gift buyer

¥ow better w:a:re'h ,ol!].d hitlilds' aile. ~t.. an oCOO;p'\lS:

mesW 'knm

mouin.a:i.yo bu.ri:ko bnezum Miitsup-kuD.

RU1\II:

NIGEL:

YUMI:

KENNY:

¥UM1:

NIGEL:

:KENNY:

NIGEl.:

'UTTJI!!1T. 1,·!".UVU.

lRUl'vlli KENNY:

ZalkeIilIIiUY'O' ! .

AIDS:" ill. disease~ unfu11:l.'lDat'ely sssodsted with. rorei.~efli

Kmpai!

Shiitsg~eii sbimasbita., Watashi no' DaJQ!lae wa Nigel des:u. IGoR WI~ W3taShi nQ mes'hi desu.

USQ! Yadi!. Ho:gto:? NlIK :no hito:P Sugoi jald

Watashi 'Wa:8'JmIi; bl'l!D ko ·wa. Y1UiUi. Yo'mpbfte[

Xi ,ots:UhOOi.bre: wa O";Ulo'tnlld,y:tt'3Sen.o Se!lUDO:nb. dayn.

Sbiuem ldto,?

Hai.t me 'WaJwatasbi .no to.m.ochchi deSK. TMv wa dokQ'~

WO'!ib·n'Q·ai. Kml.ojo, taCbi, ~O:Rbanwa, mahu dlacl1i :00 Ketl!lil;Y dem.. Oretadbii. w:a. do.kIt~'bm·:kIm,ku ,dicsu •.

Ke:~ W,lJi.pllitarro, de.,.

Yl!J·mj wa. undo, p. ~ Cbailu.

RuHlli. mo.

IT II~.,-., . ' •. ·I~ . 00' 1:~.. . L~· . • ...

Ji.IIo.OlI.:u wa U!nISlH. lKJd!I:iI!,KU DO. sm:ttemga1Jm

ba mito ,,01.

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Rmfl:

NIGEL:

RtJ7;AI:

KENN\"";

YU1dI:

NJlGlEL:

KENN!Y:

NIGEL~ YUML 'RUM!:

KENNY:

usa

~da

bo.nto,' ngol jmP :rllropi1m De!

P,hHi:p' J .. Cun,nlng,ha'm 'D'i,aJlo,gu1e: in IEl11IgUs,h

Cheers!

:EJreuse mefOf not pmperly introducing myself. My namle~s Nigel .. Th~s Ism), ca,m.

No,o!o way; Awe you, 'ror r,~l? M. emp~o'ylee ,of NHK? ISn!'t 'that something:!

.I'm Rumi, shes Yimni. :Happy to see you.

Watch our, girls, he's, a big liar!, he wm:b: in the

. ~~agafida .~Wlmess.

Y01!]. kaow this guy?

'Yes~ 'be is my friend. Mer-I:: .itS Taro?

I dO:i1'tbow. Hey thereJ gfur1s~ Kennys dle name, and b.e'g: my best: b'uddy.· We'.re' in. the baeheier

tr.ibe.· .

Ke,ooy :is ::ll, bum.

Ytlmi~8 'th_rolilt is t1Ill dry., Me, too,

. h L ..t... !i!~I",

It's too n,tiiisy : ere. -:eli.~ go to aJ galJ!m

bar.

Vocabu1laq,

YGiU Wie nc way .Really?

IsILi,'t ,thtldt great?

os, .r:oo. SQ piner-pawe.r happy.

:mking, trj,c:1rery best friend bachelor 'tribe

It la~ bum; on the dome.; Just ~gs; out

:8,6,

yuu:e

:mabu ,dachi diokushiJn~kiz.o:ku ,P"'ditlVnO

""'k .' I

La" E!!nna,),o.

:lmwai dmtl. ,pij'in La

• • ~_.l £:

usmc; ym,mr JITlaJme U1SIl~, IO~

the p,ronoun 1 is a bit on the 00,00 sidle

dried up; I'm ldIlrir;sty. glli;in.b:u; expatiialre hangout

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I,X, FonilRI Ilrjnllllnl IIII;II!

AJ;mtT'l.lgh To'kyo is ,dotte;dwID,m m~e~es,~.bars :and du])sm:.lJl1; __ YO]}Je e •.. go tol ~f ]!au aee a p,in Loo'ldng fnf(ltbel' . . .. in a H:v~ly multi~WH] neighborhood fulII ·of .ru;ghw,fe;

~n;gs) Roppomgi is the a!.'ru~y·g;amemlmvll,.

Nigell, Ktn~Html! wnti r~;u'l/!li 1)i~~ til trouty btJ-r cr:fillJ'R~ed wi:tb fl.~ipm()! ,ev~ iJesc;riptiM. Altmg the 'm1'iJ the girl$ hmJe .o,pt'iVJQtt: .du~t abtmt tk,e'~s:

~:

RU1\Ifl:

Koitsu,asoi~inim ,obt:e, abuma,-so. Nibon:gopeflil" per~, dakata, E;~go~k:tul ni IOQ dek:mai.sW,.

'Nllion m lnl pij[R .. ,ti:e~D_,a yuowbakbjam.

&0tdimi,tleru,,,

1{__:()IJl'C n:oJl;d:an., ZIlIr3.kuQ yo.

Kyo wa breshl DQ lIJ~bj.Prl ownmcl :slli1m.s:1rl.

RUM!:

'!:nnn,. :1 U'~,!,.1JIl.

ZaI!c.E'1iI lnIa}to!' TlJe four' of th'ml Imter tile b.m~

YU1\d[; RUJ.l\.n; K.ENNY'~ Y1'Jl;.1][;

lUJl\fl::

KENNl{:

Ri(]1\I[I:

K1U'\lNYi RUMJI~ 'Y'lJ1\{T:

YUMI:

RUM!; YUl\!fi:

YU1'Yn; RUM[:

YU1vn:

Rt1MJ[~ KENNY:

RUM[:

D. :sbolkll~p_ijinbak~rl] T*?:ktoniS~ldpB Ue ,bw;ji.

Imna go de k_[]l,:d-,te note iU!bi.s:]rlIle:m~ YluDi waba.>!1 -

Run. 'mIll) ~ ••

lC~mD¥ mil) waik~fgi.

Y3ida~' ~.tie iilll.o,o'!'

<:kl[sWtJebre'tatll!, Q~Il!iet:e a~m.

~jiiIII .. tej' supkiis1!1! . .sib);b:'f<U·UBB~d!~. NilI(I!ml -mol o .. a DO'iko..!k, ~. w,tm, m kiisl£l. sbm:m. wa:¥O.,

This cillarncte:r loob ~~k.e 3J p.la~oy; Rei's d~l:llgern10~~ •.

msJ:Ilipaneste lsgoCld. ][ dQIJI.~t th:i:~ we c~n lOOP :any Efiglish off biRi.

The fo.feiigm:u::fll W['iC, Uve in japan. ilIFf- :re:ll]ly .brt{) pJclWtg ~p. ~r1s.

Let~, :ipli:tafrerw.e. next' driale,

wnWg'h:t I'nlgowg 00, crash wi,m my old .m.IIDID..

H~w shQcmg:, iesa~~. foreigners!

lit lQob liketb,e mW.tinational fOl:lce8,.

Does ~yl)ne h.!ll.Wletnow how' ~o say ~~C:b:eers'" ilil ~taill~~n~1

Yumi doesn't lmQ~.

!RJumi dQesn~t '~Qtw "jd'iler. :Kenny doesn'c mow, 'Vlllllil;)!i; do )TOO me~:n.?

1I!'T.'B"l!ii.lil«T'V ~'1I.1.',I,:,

RUM]:

YUMl:

PIl'Hlp' t. Clu1nini:hom

I'm] t-eU YOIl U you. give me a kiss, You foreipers, yon, just kiss so ,easlly.,

. We Japanese girls sren II: as easy as you drink when it comes to .kissing.

.kioitsu

b·" ~~ ...

uo . 1I!filfi :POJii..lute

abtllHii-so

IhUitpa YarMU baltka. jail k.Mdtiimi1!'efU wmbm

kait1esbi

OliOma:ft SUIm

dIai sholdm tairoku"seki,guB fte bojii

yada c.hiu

SUI,p, m!u s.hi.tagilnrll bn:tu1

Vocabulary'

this liimcr'.i!,t

looks Uke a pla¥~ p~a:yboy, ph~ygid

lookS dangerous a:mys 'o:_n- 'we .make He is, hJokiing :~t me,

tOI CS'(;!J!pe, tak:e.themoney and

my him" boyii-iend spend. the rught How shockin,g!

.It jillist'eels so fun of mull.tinadonaLuoops .no·way

kiss

wan!'!: to ,kiss rightaw3I1 simp~e~ easy' (as ill "'eacSY lq'!)

femimne verb ,endiDg

Za ken n B1.y 0 ~!

NigeJ, ever rlJ'e gtr:n:tlenlHn, goes it) w,e ~d ,btu UJ' MiJ 10ft a'llath'fr ,"tnJ'I:ld' of drinks.

YUM:lI:

KENNY!

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YUMl.ad RUIMiI:

KENN"Y':

N1GEL: .I{E;Ni"W: ~; KENNY:

NlGEL. :[{ENNY: 1lIUM1z

Hosli bdioj,imcii. nO. BohlJ mi mQ,mai. Osake. galdmMhlg. Ka:opl.i] Chia~cihi",1

Ge-ge: E'WID pijw 8hmjka'~. Etic1:i janai yo. Ch;_m~eWll wa ltarill~g~ debmpMDlQkoifiO.Etdi wa :sotlcm.

C~ltQ s.bi~i :s~'U!, semn:enjo

:m i!tt.ekbtmsuil ~.

Doe.s N~geJ have a grutl:&-iencl? .

"VVhy ,areyu-u inte.r-esired~' IDs olillly' ,gidfrien.d[sms iigh€]:tmd. And yO"UJ two, a:ny baym,c.ntills?

ill want 131, boyfriend, but Ih.:lliV'en 1'[ found '~n-e¥et .

. n.rinks b~ve arrived,

Le~. ,dIriiIlk 'to dl~rtj «Cfum-cbin.l~ D~:swg. HQ'W: ~n youHy 'clm,~ you difty..;minrl~d fuoe;igner?

Tharsaot dirty, "Ch.in_cWnu .~.s how 'yolll :s~ "Ch~:KI in 1lt:lili:m. You.~,re,tbe ruJI.e '!"virna dirtymimd .

. ~c~se n1;e~ gen,tlemm. ancl.~adi,es,. I mUcSt goto d~e ,owder r-oom.

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La ke n n 31., Q' .!:

Cu.rfew 11111e

¥U1vn:

KENNY;

KENNY:

NIGEL. RUlfI:

NillGEL:

YU1\I.1J9!EldRU1\fl:

KENNi:!

YUlMJI. KENN'f;

EcQ!~y wa ibnmte daij:o]"u,? Ni:g·etl-(l,t5!lUt',esb.Q[IJ.narOka s!ld.~i,

'T'c '11_ ~ . .;[1_ .Il~_~ .'I: 'b

YOI" ~'Oll:Uro' ~J 1l!dUU. mOl Il.:JIiemwa .a!Il(91

wall

,M3iUil3..[Q)O Papa J:mII, jEi!,gOI dekimai bra K!emlf gabkc(eidmm b~ ~sih.il-ch3lIu. . ~

Ja,J!w.:re wa ~@bDlO denwa b3lQ~I. 'Pokeft:()~bem d~. bm, :i.KU: d.eMITII< demws, siMt-,e:.

SJHU,urel. sbDoashilta. SOI-o,",so:ro,b.e~!g •. 1\10 'S'lilgll _!illil~ gen, :Wlft.Q.

W'a!w1hl .mo ml(Wge:m UIDJlO. BernD.~ beIDD Ja :md,~ed(ll yotm.ruw. IGochi.sosama •.

Dt'> ibshimnhite:. .8!;d":baU

Njgel~. :'W'elreWl3;Sllng Qurcm-eon these .pl":,ky:api ·gals frQ·rn me pota~o-Qen" Let's nndw.e odiers ..

L;:nrwy, dl()Jl~ Y'OTU have~o go' wo~ \¥hat: do 1'Oi1:1 thlD~, 1 liVant to crossP~SSwiith Nigel .m: tbetoUet:VVhi1~ :you"re Siti~~ he:re~ W~hlilt:SYOiur te~ephone rw~mber~

Ma.ma OlJro.dlPapa. Cilfi~t speakEng~sb.

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NIGEL! RUMl:

1rt1'AD::

NIGEL,

YUMl and. R1U'W:

KENNY:

chm~cl1i_Q GiC""gei'

eltcl1i wa :so'1lchi

'ikauakuJ1le ,daij.oblll? tS'W'e5,h.OIII.

bikkurl shi-clul.ll ,obtllo-be'l'UI, ,s;O'['c()~SO!I'-O

Ph'iH:PJ., Cun ning,fuJm

They wiU be shocked 001 get a pho:ne call :&'CIm 11, fOll'eigner.

Went hefe~s ,my lll;l!llllbe:r, JUS,!; call my liJeepell:'.

I'm hack, a~jn" . _

\Vc ,hav:ello go nQ'~!i'., It's m'lmost Ct'll"few time,

Me wo.We"Fiertot as p~ast'er,ed3s" you: 'wml~, ToonksID't' the trestl

Doo,~tmeill.tio]l it" rhe p~easure~mine'.

Glod.-by,e. ,

Nigd; we're wasting our tim..e on ith~e

bw.bos from the stick.5" Lefsfind.the otbel's.

Vocabullary

gll'lfri,c:nd

rue YQ,uw:lieres,ood?' boyfOend, lover

L~ ~:I '} • 'L~ • ,11...

lilliS 'O~ll,Y oVler IS J,l1S ,:fJIgn:t

h.aoo;,b,e beat.5l,t_he meat :penis, d~,ck

'\lVba.t?' Hub,'?

You'vetbe: onewli1o is

perverted, _

~sh-faae p)a:,ce; ,euphemism for toilet

Is ~t okay not to gOt' cr0S:5,-p,iss~ng;, 'two guys take a s~asb together

I am sbocked.

Pocket .BeU; a, telepbQnepager time 'to leave; .It·s: gerun,g'laN:.

mo'D,pn, lIeloo!u~r-OJi1 gocbimsuna ibu-ibai

Z:a ke n nara!

curtmlf

plastered, dn.rnJk

Thamb [or tIlN::::arim:lg me. '~ye .. by;e~osudlo/ said with a toud, cbild1:s'h. 'wmne

bimbo, Japanese ¥elision 'of LA .~ey Girls,"

'lpomto line'" (r-eferslro' :11 fIIH,lil train ,tinem S.ai.tama)

X Afttr HIIUln

Roppoogi coo be ve_ry expen~ive!, e.sped2dlly if you d:tink. Jill trains stop 1'ilIl1IIlIingsh.only aIf'terr' midlmg,ht, uslll;;lillly jru~t at ·the 'time 'that thin,g;s are getting inum:sting .. B'ot by three or four

• .. L "..m.." t 'L 'T'!' ,. •

Ul me morl'IHing u.1.e:l"C is 'ilDlO.St .no p aee to gol, lim. pncesare

,a$Jtt'O(!lomicaljl SOl ~ mighr fimcl yoll.tfSeJf n~sin.g it roffee in a grea:sy !>POlLlfi un:1iJI the6cs!l train o.f' theluoming' .. All-wSln faSt-food restluU31U.s axe themest mtel'lestiDJg pWa:ces intown ,stanilElg ait four a.m.

iDanurt SII.p

Taro is eating (I; r;iJml1l1ltm (/um;lt ami slurping h.b IfX!Jfie. Mean- 1Jj,h'ikt m ,the lRdiei' rwm: ....

S.HAJi~DN:

yadda., D.QI shl-yo" Kyu. Hi okyaIw-su ga, kit~~mibti.

Sehi :oa DOl? Nap1!ddn am ws. yo. TmupOIil.DO hoga ii.

EJ1r T_po.n. .. t,e ~ob ni :iJreru 'mki itakunaiJP

KEIK!O; SHARON:

KEIKO:

SHARON:

La, ken n raY'o,1

ZeDlien.De-n'W 'Nigel mo, Ulcl!riiDIioomam bJlJimOrft datta. 0.0 DIi:.

H<m.w m~ So 1111 n..w datU BOI?

Baka .i.w,!Waide yo. Tadat DO keep-kno. ,,0. SORja,. Targ, DO ~aro 'Wa don B.a, DO: 'GaD(;hutm rLai :ltQI?

SO ja nail 00'. Kal"e ru wa b...ruikm ndirru:etBl,-' kun:Ji no.,

SOll:lla koto :itretara~ ;u;o~ko n:i :kDm.,o no su p

Itan. 'Wl1.yo. .

KEIKO:

SHARON:

KElKO:

SHARON::

KEIKO::

P'hUiP l- Cu nn j.ng'h am Dwalo;gue j,n EngU:sh

SID-\RON: Oh .no! Vlha,'l; sh.ould I dor I d:!link my period.'s

KEfKO:

SH.A.l.O KEIKO:

SHARO~

KEIKO::

SHARON:

KEIKO:

SHARO'

came,

That dme of mon.m? I have some Kote~

"II' n'~'I_

~ .. UljJe to tme tan.1[poru.

Reaillly? But, doesn't it hmt wben. yiO~put itilmi?i' ot atall, but I'm p,b:m1!ing to spend the m:glllt

N' *11' -

at 19'e.&S.

ReaDy? You. and him are .himng iii: om

DQn't be ridiculO11,'J!S, hes just ~ llSefui friend. 1Jell me, whan going ,on widt Tilro? Can?t }'TJ'U see i'r?

'It's not druac~ but I dQQ'il; want him. 00 tske me :for an '~~ lay.

VVidt that amtllde YOl!J,~Jl lind ,uur plilSSY in, eobwebs.

ujd

n~p1lll.ki:m. asoko, m i:reru soi.u Dab,

bab. iMPl;li, die: yo kee:p":bm

pllcltu ni nal

k:arnku :~eblkunai n~

Vbcabulary

looks Uke ;my 'period ~ here (Jiteraly~ .My gues:t has ard:v.ed.)

mens.tJru:a:tto:n KotJl!X,saniUlry' napkin

put it iathere

.n.ot in, that sense

Don',t 00 nu:pid!

ill good useful male oomplni,on hen ~t Jrou intereseed in mm? I don't -wm't to be taken foIL' am easy :Way.

pwSf WS oO'ven~d up with ,oobllljl',ebsj,ne>eds a good .ruck

98

Zalken nayc!

TortJ spots Nigel ,a'11JiKnmy 'W:tllkin,g ;the .stndS. ,tma 'WlWU them into the donut :sh'O'/).

'TARH:

SH.t\BO.· "

KEN'N'Y':

NIGEL:

P,hiUp J. Cu,rHl,j,ng'liIom

'N:ig)e.Il no'Wl.Jipa .ts:ldi'altteitan da, :SoiP~a.ko'l1() go~m1iSen.

TARO:

NlGE:L, KEN1'fV;

,l\tiro,. Nii,gel Inakka daw •. Kmtnjo ·uchi. d'osbita noiP

H~.o .tri. :lDUS,I!I.,e dlalkm:a, .mO:Iiil~o ga aru. Mite,mit'e! Nigel DO '~.kmhi!t:(ttilOOY:liltiDim

Rrumrl. pkli!ta!: Oto.ko Iuois·sool da, .

YiUi!d,j"SiMJJ, RumB~S\11JD m.1!bta OM ,yiimacSWt:aLo.e.

H.t,lti .n/nd Rmzt-i' d<m '.tSCIl 'Nigel' ll1!Mt .Kffl~ ~l'tntil it, i;St(J() late,

~,f) tb~ ip~ th',em., -

NJiGI,L; TARO;

N.m:GEL: 01£(0:

1I7'E'l<. Ti'!.cnl'. ~~;!.'illl.

TARO SHARlON:

TARiO:

TARO:

SHARDN.

YWlrl-SMJ. ' •• , .. RumiI~

NiGel mQ '1ojos.una!" :R£Ii 'mew~ cbinpitra

N:i;e] .. chatit ga, kawai~s()ja ~ai~ Ke~y.oka.:w:M' .. W. }G!l)1l1 yia 'w3 1irltOD,n:ne. da., Nigel mouc.m pi~pparb! ~aJ'ete-lru!feJll.in d.u:;Q,~

ldina.~'s., de do •. Go, eJU:fo naku.

*~ - JI. . '.........-- 1 __

,t:I,iI;~pOOj' ue4ID.o ,no,''''' wa. ,_efR1l.

ObtJte-Iw.yo.

Ke!l1!lllY ,O:kuri.~obHlii n:ii :na:wna yo. Tuo wa ~ Mil. wa, :o.a:rnn"otii :lito? B.oku Wll :fiemim;ES'II1W d~.

H~~ twog3.ijirun~ . ' ,.

1Nbere did you IO'? We~v>e boon, ,vaiI:uing In thJis

jOUtt fui:ev~!

liDO.

I(EN"N'Y; N1GlEL"

TARO~

NIGEL:

N1:.GEL:

TARO~

1{[E]1(O:

KENN"'t:

TARo:

ISITGEL:

KEIKO: . KENNY;:

TAAD.

SEIAR.oN;.

Zi.ken n:aryo,:!

Nigel was pi.c~ u.pgWt]sID$ide. me wasn't as hesay.s.

Leokl N~~e~ isMummg!VVhe~e'fe'Olli'prnS

'[.l n,()w.

Th~y ne· me co.m:eJ"Va.t!'r;Ie types. ney had, to go home befo.w·e roA~W.

Hey~ ,~ys! Ch~ ~t OIUe.. N~g'e]'s g'i:rffi; Ylml~ and Rium~ 01!~~. ova there, And look;mey1d'e widl. some~.

Vumi! 'RunilliJ,hi.! We meet again.

Ybm:i .. ... R.:umii...

j[t~oeks like M ~~good~ girls: are go:i!n~ out wj,th, stll!1eet hQQds.

POOirr ntde N]gel

Poor me, too ... MiIL lcululike: rn be sl~ep.i:!l:g' alone <l:pJfi.

N11eJji wOr)Jl~~Jtbe oby i.f I erashed O'Ilt your

house oromght? .

E.v'eJiYQne is welcome to .Sfliy $ltm,Y phl)~ .. [)rQn~

stand on lae[\e:mony~ . ..

Thanb~ bu:t~:Ofi[gh:t Eml!iist go bQm,e. ru see Y«l:W, home ..

Wa:t:eh. o;u:t. KeDfiyw.ffi1I fiotbe s;;i!tIlsne_diw, s~0!ll!

~tthe do.gr. .,

And Tarco!1 you WOU].dfi~iI: be tempted. to do the sa:me.r

No" because r:m, a .!!:eil::ii!t!,e.tlilaEl.

Vocabt.dary

preppy ,~I) mSltoeutiic ),'OT1'mg 1ad,

!,!, stt,~etp1lllill;YO'W1g heed

pijilnrn tsu:lda,tt:etan Ida

malka,

:hdo hi nmSlmle biwri~e

ip:,abI olWtte-k-u¥o 10kwi .. oimmi,

twO or more j(l-fltrl

'the onelS he hem,ended hl'IJIsb,tlIm d'-I\:: rOO good oJd-fMhioJl"ed gid sl!eep atW. alone

c.rash ,fur the nipt

li1m see you .home.

a see-you~hame '\mltf) scheming man

gendem~ (as in tbetypewho opens doOisf~r .la,~~s);, does mot meanierrums m American sense

X,li Rliml.IRI.'ie ,llndl i_,lli,.,

Ycrryo,gi Park :is 'l'okyo~s m~v'ln' 'to Ne'\v Yor.k's Cenmcal Park. The cirenlar flilldt, with Americiln-styile landscaping, is 'wedged in be-Mool!l.ili:e .nation:di;cons of Meij:i S.hl'h1lle', O]ym~ pic. Pool, and NHK TIT stnion, 'but tbat dgesin~t mean ifimky ~ don't hlppen. there, Hi,gh school. kk!,s: .harvin,g sex: in the busbcst rock ,singers getting seoned, yaknzal:u.n:I1I_ng proreedon radreu" piclqlo;e:lk!ers ~oriking tor mMb~ homeless bums 'talOOg li13ips, and, more reoe:nrtly, 'unemployedIr,mians giving one :ilnod!le;rbairotl,ts Me among. themOlre iP,redictahIe sights;. As To:~, matures, 'tilcin.g iii. walk in the park is rorning'mil)O something of an advenfillt:e.,

For starters!! ,~t's JilOit ooU!suult-o .fIDd homeless, dl~fters bathi~g in. the testt(IOms. On the oth,ec hand, deqilt,e the fact rdlat puhilic toleu' Q"l. be fOWld In every' comer ,of Tokyo!, Ja;pi1l,nese men, inc~uding dte h.omdess, seem t{)prefer 'the 'OutdOm-pW8S, .Maybe ma,t's betaillse IciL}"pa:rh s'pon doorless; ,open~ajr pl!lblic toilemj whWch don ~t g·ffer much morepriv,3q" dUUl taldng :;]. leak outside anyway.,

Generallly s:pea1cin:g'" JapanesehJ<IVe, 3n1Of1e mane.r-o·f-fact attitude about 'bodHy functions, and] this is IL"eRect,ed in the

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P'hU,fp J. CunMngham

rich varl,ely lor perfectl.y :ilicoeptab]e mys to, sar shirand a:SSJ with dIe 'result mait both re:rms Idllhe punclJ, 'wer hav,e im.

English., .

mrnsha,

"gee DO OJiHD

Boaring 1!i'a,grant~ homeless U1JJc1e Regpi,e~ bumwith IDrlJ' matte.d bair

ha'meless

P'eeping Tom

pervert, mO]Ie',Site:r

.pooty thief (usually grabs ~!Ilties 'off dod1,esUne) p:ooteclion moneY:i' eollecred by Ya:kuZ9i Rom vebdors around park

:standsseJ]jng£ood and d_riflk, 0mal&y without .legal tide '00' we hmd dl!~W use

:k:anr~aJn workers" QftielJ con,gtIegating in parks on SCmdayS!

:mob-:rdared ltendoni who work me food. SbiOOS! public ,tio~let

washroom

restroom

powder room

shit

shit

squatting, 3S m 'r:akin,g' :a shl!t wt

field sbit,,~qua;tting posil::ilo,n pilSS

't1Iib :11 leak '(smndi:ng) ur,i1lation.

regei no~z;oki,

IL,~I~ ~.

Clilll!::a!U

p~Rlii do:rooo,

~o!ShU!be.DijO' O't~[U senm,enjo bSb.~bi1fm1 'unk_o,

uncld 'unclliiog style kwo,

Mgu.SO sbogbe:n 'mc'bi siboo, 'osbi]dro

Zake n n irO!

shishl :mmil, shon

rakea pee (fumaJe)

CUII:t shO'lIi!ofer (a play on ~ds. W:a.t sounds ilike ma_Qsion)

105

Ph Hi;p J. Cu'n,ningh am A Wall k 'i:nl 'the iPar:k

KtnJ9' tlW Lib ta/tea mormlit stroll tbrougb Yoyogt Ptirk!, um she SPII/IVllli hi:< n.av4uw.

KEll{O:

KENNY:

KEIKO: :fT')'";'~.,"",~-,:; ~.I~r~l'~

KEIKD: :KENNY; UIKO:

KENNY:

KEI[{O~ KEl'INY:

KEIKO:

TcrEl'XTllI. n:;; ~'IIJ:'''ll:

KEIKO:

KENNY:

KEfl{!O:

KEJ.'\WY; KJEIKO:

KE1~1 ~O:

KJENNY: :£CEJKO:

Ya. yo. Nigel RMa SODlll9: koto, 'w;II,ii'WWila!iwa,., Erehi shitai.,

Ni:gel wa ris:o 11,0 oto,lic:o YOI. .Ho!feta.D.o?

Niipl wa Ho!ko de, haosam:u, ,de; ogyogi mo H.

)- __ .I • _'I!_,. "~"--~.:I 11 31,DlUW!,e, ore to '!tS~O D1!, Ul.UUIa~

-Dane ishibe tin.kiC:bi de u;~ ,dillD1mL M.iiOO; ~ge-.e: ao (iij~sarDbl:-~Ws'lu:w, sbiten,,,

"'_.'L· '-. -b • 'V"_ b- be •. • . ... ,

l'HIDLnba-oo • .D.;uS .:0. JeDJIO' af1), ,~a ,IUU~

:Keiko, P.OI kow,r'

'Gehm. Be.

IDiamogue: in E"glii:sh

I had III good time c:onigb.r. Let's ha.ve cnf:fee 1tO-

d . .1. •

ge 'H~r .linI.UC m01'i.Wl,g.

t..Jh-nh. Ni,gel w,oiil~d never SQ',ya dUng ~__etfuart. Imlll't to do it widl yo,u.

Nigel ,WSSUcll am: idea.l type.,

Do youha,ve th-e hotsfof him?

Nige~, is taJI! ~ich~ and hominy. He~hmdso,me and has good '!Hanners.

So. w.ha<t are you doing wlm me? ~t's not e~ bentg, with :Mr. Perfect.

Oh, iook!nla:t h.on1,e1ess UI;a;,O is, raking a piss'! Tbad; '~1!lheUewbl,~!, VV'bart"s 'wlr,ong' wi'tb the pub]Ie ,toi~et?

1106

,KENNY:

KETI{O:

Za!k'en na,Y'o!!

A:reY0I:III. one? Disgu:s;tiL1g.

Vocabullarry

rode :0'0 kohl iSsb,o ,oj sbi'roU

Let's have mermn_;g coffee; 3ctuaUy means: "Let's spend the nigbtrogether. JI mosirree

I wsnt to :haV'e ~e:x. ooha,v,e di.e hots for

the three heights;; 'bill stature, high ed:UC3clou~ hi,gh sd3Jry (&o.m. Eng'Hsb)bandsome

the theee goods~ good fa.c-e, ~o~ pe:rson;slity. good faIn~ly good mru:me.rs

bUI: hell so sfiaijl'h:t :and. 'uptight

Uncle Reggae-~ iJJ homeless macn with matted hsir 'mh_,ea piss, 'rake: a whlz '&oQ] u-nlJe#mmhk! which is unbelievably h3:r-d to pronounce in Jap~e puhl.mc w,j],et

.implication W,at Li.ko is ,3. kr;Shl~ hl!l,IjrJ (il woman wllo

K.l1 ,- .-1. - -liI!oesan,yu.m.g)

~ow'-dags~ 'ViWjPl'",tm,oo~rch

'ra yo

e,tchl ~bita!i bor.ebu(I)1 sanko,

bausamu .~

'tacbiJsboD:S~ew M1!b:b:ibaboo~

kQsllu ,benjo Kdko, no,koto:'

101

P'hiU" J. eu nningh am 'Gettilng, Frisky

'lI'T-1l1o..T1I!.'RJ', hCd. ""'IIJ.;"'Id . .m,~,

K.EIKo:, I{ENNY:

KEIKO:

KENNY:

KElKD:

KENNY:

KEIKO:

KENNY:

KEI:KD:

KENNY:

lCEIKo.:

"rrT."".Trt. n..r. ~"'I.l'i ll~

:KE.IKO:

KENNY:,

,KEIKO:

KENNY:

KEnto:

KENNY: 'jITlf'l1ffT,O' •

I~'.

"J711!;"lIoiTII.. T"!1:, ~"iJ.'!!!I;t.

KEIKO;

Chlbnm 311;ta, biro 'an'? Yad:d ,Mo b~cllta.

s~~ ,dO$bire Keiko Wil :_gu ni le~o 0

m~?

Shuden deohatm. Do shiroP Asa, Blade tsUkiaoyo\o

J atakushi de b_,em, bm" :iJssibo m hirouer -SQr-e: ~, koko de .. Baibt,

.Ma,tte yo. Oillte .ikanaidle.

Dasal ,iiswdoo de, !a~ge ae :kaita shl,mbako' ·bt!i.aibm, sk!1l,Wi3i, shim.

lKeamy .no ·odd mOl 'tool jia :IUIi'~

Ore '~, t:ernh.o nO waribW .ken motte~ bra, issho ni ikoUbr

WabS:bJ,. noD1isugiidta:tta mi,W.

IGerohabmayo!! .

Daijooo, demo, kO~oni i.tcemo, s:hoganai sm ...

Ja, Sokos1lU y~ iim, yo.

Have you ,ever met a pervert?

S1iOP ~t. l;.n going horne now. _

So ~~, Ch~l'lie "\Vhf IiIre you sndd,eruy:aU beat

Ollit 0'£ sbape?

The kist win .isgone. Wha:t ean 1: do? Lers hOOS Qut illlm.olrn.1ng'.

DO'F~ wm,t IlO 'help me .50d a mxffi?

If ~i'a:t'!s; y;OUf Siltri'numet lets spJit: right here, Byler Wai:d D\o:n'~t ,~o ••.

U)8

Iffill<O: !KENNY:

KE[({O; K:JrNNY:

KEIKO:

KENNY:

Zakennayo!

rmaU ~ted up and. smoky from that SQiJpid diis:co.l ha:v,e~o bI!e II, shower.

Isn~t yom plsee far from he£,e?

r'!'e got som.e€U:SC:ournt oouponsIDr a, m.ea.rbfhoml.Wan.t to ,giowiith Rte~'

I f@e~i1J bi,t ,drunk,

Just dio.n~t p:*e ,on me!

I'm oby, but I wlIJutt.ogeiIE out 'of here. Oby~ let~ go fer a tittle rest.

chikoo,

"iada,~ mo :b:e.r.w;aikue11'I.

SlUIlaB

mp beSlO' (!I, ,~

oite iIom,ai de dasai disuko

mgce ase briita. sbi ~bakol Imsai

te:riLlho DO wmibid keB IlOJDiSiU~k3lt1:a

,geliD lilwbEl!.lYO'

Vbc~blUllatr1

penre~ subway .mole.slre'r That dees it!' r¥e gail: to ,go home. -

sa sony (fro-m ~liftSen) be:Uy button is avisr,ed, bent out of sharpe

11- . il . .,. • . f' ':L.·.II!. "

.J,1:l ,wast mam, e tne mglltl.5:

gone (an eXCU8,em spend th,e niglhtllog,~tber).

L~e!i be wgemer.

G~a:b :1 C:ailb .•

. Lets :i:aty good-bye here (a ch{I.dI~shVH'jarion of 'the akeady childish "'bye-byel'). Don't leave me "behind. '!:ha,t s~p~d disco ::.1Uswea~d up

s1:iDb ~f ci~1U smo,ke diisoorult coupon,s for the hotel dnu::Ik~ ~i'IEIl.tOo' Wi.nch

J1Wlt don"t puke Q\!l. me.

11109

I ,can"t'take it my,tno!ff" Letsgo fora IliWl!: rest; ., SOlJ.U'U.tS il!lll.ocent" but aCll1aUy meaas ~L.et'$ :GiIJ to a love motd};

XII hlldnl M.u~: ,Sel

Lwe !Jatel is ,[Ulle' of' tboseunkn:,g.ett3,b.[e Ja,palilese- EnglisJl words with seX!ilJa~ tonnO'Uli.tions" fight up 'l:her-e \vi.th. sk.illship and :rotJpltmth. Here~i!I SQme 'I.rocabwl3rry' th:at migln come in. :handy in iii lo,ve hotel, otUed 'r:a'im, /J'o for short .. Wba.t better tinte to b:rl.18h up Qn. the n;uues; of body parts in Japanese?

Tb' . ..J1b___ •• • .db'

en IilgaID, uli:!'e ,tomes, a G~rtruD posnt ill tne eVieru:ng

L ~_.n.:_ d Ii . b .mo. ,

wnere you stop; 'tiu.lUiilg an:' ~elt your('i~mes eemnmmcsre.

Vou. probably won't ,lttl3ive~ to saymese WOrcdS,UiWesS yon are p:~a;yiIl(g nSimGfi sa.ys,j,) in bed" but you will wallit to ,bo'w them jus:t m ease. One re.specoo.hiew:ay· w, lu·,eaJ::. me lee when talklog about phu:es 01111 'me body wher,e 'the SillJ,l. doesl!)'~t .S:bine is t-o mJk abolll,tDlO'ries. Men'li'O[lthat you like 'we works of director Jnzo Ita.It'lli, ,especially we film A:~C'1il,tm~ But what does; the tide mean? Age mtm me;ans~ucky ClDlt, and <l!!lthough evel"yQfte knows 'what it means, it Wl)o:'t be easy eo ge' a proper expl,aoa,tion. :By me wary, age cbin' is di:le f.lufil! equivalent, wlirl.ch means lucky ldi:ck. Geod bl,C!k.

'ag:e JD.b:I :9i,le clio

luckYat11t :luCky di.'Ck

~H

~O; Kaa'e m :shire.W!J!asm, wa '0 WllotiMfte'~ sakii, iii ~mift1Ja~.

~m", DIO~O! ore W:ll! ~lbgi DO,ts~~l1Ili 10 mi.ru yo.

lDi:allog)ue ~n Enllish

KEl~:

I{11KO;

KEt'\JNY~ EEIKO! ~:

Hey!,~~ waeeh ,<\ porno vlid'<':;Q~i rmgo~"g to pil'epi91u me batll1" Come. c.b.eet,ttrlcs oot!

Ugld ~a:cl:l ma,tr.

\Iou dCDilil,\: lmO'wP Tha!jfs I~b~trer d.o,g.,jij'

KEIKO:

V""""" ,.,. n.r, ft£,J,.''!l~''''Itl m..~

,mffill{O:

,eiihU/i, Mkoyo

~, '" ,ililll

J.a'lJ!a~ .n.anJli

ba:ta-bD.

Zi,ke n n myel~!

Ke:nnylwby doo~ you give up ro~ danrel'CH1S li.i§tyiller

Iii's not d_ge:re<w,. I ~]waJS 'wear 3, api. Wdtenllernrin Y01.Wr~Jf. Pm going to mke a bam. <lJ!I!1.dtben ltm going sltta:ight to bed,

Ie, my guest. I 'want to wa:tcl!, tbis ror a, while.

VocabWilarry

pat~...ol fih~s (from A V) Check~!t out! Look!

U gil! VVh~t'stha.t?'

!llihJtl'tter dogn~ a pomoscene wllile!re a wQ"man:is body is smesredwith bu;Il:e~.'at is ,lli.cked off b,y a ,(I!l;Ig clMl:gerous: lif'estyrne~sa'" loricl'ued lif::es~le

ItilS no,t; d,ulg:ei)Q"I!lI:5i.,

I'll wear Mr. Ccm:do:m.. (Kondo ,is a IQQ,mmnlJt last name.)

En:re'rooln. ~,~ow:~,

, ,I

aJllnmakuneyQ' Ioon.do~$3i!t!! .

K~il.trJ~r!$: {J.tlt rI tJ:J'f! btJ/th 'we:.~'f uotbingbu,t a t.r.tWeJ. UIfr btliir is dripping wetl, her ch'(mks gltrmin:'g "'(fa:

KF.IK10, ~:rY; :KEII{O. KENNYi

All, S3IppaDi. s.hi,ta •.

If.... "{I~ ".~,~- • d~

Jl"l..if::l!-'.n '\11:31. e:p,WIUO' ~e;jj __ e •.

YO:b[ware~. W;3J.

Beddo, d!ozo, ore ''WS 'yub. de iii y<:ll'

I L5

p,",.U" J,. Cu,nnin,g'h am KEIKO~ Ii 'otoko, dane ..

KENNY:, Ja. slm:wasJUw :b,otto!.

KEJJ(O:;

KENNY:

KE1K.O:

KENNY:

KEIJ{O:

KENr\rl

KEIKD:

vr."T'I!..TV' • . I"IJJI:!..Ji'il.i' l!.,.~

KEIKO:: ~:

KEIKO;

KEIKO:

KENNY:

KE1KO~ KENNY:'

KEIKO.

N~ mn slrlnai Drat'a,t€m!:ni.niD~telB() i warD.

Zanpcn" Klimlly wa age chilo ruHlO Hi., K.e[fllfiy~ Iwl01to inmRo'?

5;0 (laM. K~i!ko, ao, hab1letCW,wa~ Sbota&ea~ Hatachi,. LallY war

Ore mada do-'tei dem .. · Th .. tori!, asbi .. ,tmi oshi.etle km'eyOI.,

OyasWillli D3:S3it.

Oaild Dlii,w. dakedlo!, teo dake ts~Witai de, nete :i]tir Sia.W:II".mai de lloshiuQ.

ja,te :ipi oppairo osWri, .RM'a do;p

Kenny honlo ,m ,kodom.o, mihd. iii. bg,~l:!toi sbiteyo..,

Di:aJog;lJe mn E,"gilish

'Oh~ th~iI:Was; :refreshil1lg!

You b.o-wi; you ~ollk good evenwitb.out makeup., Tm.r''s wlI,~t. 'tiler all ,sa,y.

You. canbave tb'e Ibed.m, ,Yo,urself, rn ukethe ,IOQr.

That's :11 ,g,()od bo,,.

No;w~t's: 'limefo:r rnlf :mo,we,r.

H you, don"t foo~ W'1:IUnd" yoU! earn, sleep next to

IDe.

KENNY. Thia~ 't:Oo, bad, I'm. a~)li;!Jill.ydk:k. fO'U 'knOi'i'l,

I<EIKO. Kenny; don,'t you. havea gill"lIfiiend?

KEIK!O:

KENN¥ KEmO~ KENNY:

KEIKO:

KENNY:

KEIKO;

Za ke n n a.yo,!

Thaes a good 'question. KeUm- whenwas the' firs~ tirae YO!l1 got ,~aid?

My first semd experience? I WllS twenty. And YOlim!

I'm stiD a virgin. Could you teach me dle r-opes? Good ~ght" L'IVl.y:

) don't want '00' be a pest, but do, you. thlnk I ool'llld at least hold y<yar handr'

)"d rather you keep . yOUI' heads to YOIlll'Seil:f;

F Q;1'\g'ft abool!;mm~din,g Jrum&, ha,w Ib'Ou:t if I just fo:ndle your tits and. :!iSS'?

}h1l1ireso iiIm:mm1tme::!liol;ll. had. better b~iila.:ve yourself:

u't s:a,parl, sbi'ta. hp'pm yobiW3l"em

beddo ,d~o~ 'ore: W;I, yuka de ii yo,

nmli 10.0 s:bj;n,ai 3:g'C chin

so ,(1).'3,

bats'll ,etdrl w:ai' ,~.h.o,uiiken

Vocalbul,Dlry

Aft; thatW;lliS n:ficesl:atiugl dean-.faced;w1.tbout m.akeup, Tha.t~ what: they aU. say" ~di ofilen ,said 00, me,

'''1'"- _·~l. ,~Ib 'L,.ll 11'I'm .

J:.UI/, 'lau:o!!e me ll!'elilf J!lII. 'mal]:l:ge

on we Boor .. ~y is m.aki:n,g at oot-:so~'5llibde h,ld.foJ." sympath)il;)

JI'm, going '1;0 take :my shower" tha.t!S wha,t ru do ..

do! no:1ihing, l.e., no sex ~ucl'Y dick

Well, h.ow ean I put il!i? ,(an ,evasive answer if 'th,et'e ever W<lIS one::)

lIVhe.n did you first gc<t laid? litst sexual 'experience

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dou~tei

• __ ,t.!. '. b~

te .. ton" ;DW~to[jj 'OSW,ete,

kur-eyo

te daike tnB3Ii de 5wwara:nrai doe ltos'm DO'

oppai to oshld nara dOD n kagenm ,shit!eyo

. marne 'virgin

Thach me dl,'eway of ~:rms and legs;, show roe 'me ropes.

Can I holdyour hand?

I'd pw:efer if yOll d~dn ~t {oodle me.

How about jlust tits all!1d 'ass? 'Be a good bo.y.

S'leeplesrs iin T.kyol

KEIKO~ KENNY:

KEIKO! KENNY:

KEiKTh KENNYi KEIKO:

KENNY;

KEIKO;:

KENNY:

Nel1leu., Ke~' Wal!!:e:ID~M II!-I!):~_ Ass dacbi .mimi ,nO:__b:f ::6. onna :uot-oam, de.

BU:GU nemnjaa :mmuke dam. . ,_

Jil-,mI Ruide .ii? 'Kenny ure-shii, d1esko;P Nupete Y:9imyo.Ak" e:omcmasai~ pa-un J_Ilo m~Jfeta. N~ yo, Olimu~'. :Nm'1i~, janai ka. Ore no, yurm:e mita nO b?

Denki '0 keshi,te.

'I7:' ...... ~ 1l.~, . d'- . ~...

__ ~U n.o _m_aga :IiDIW.

M_e p chism .. karn 'b!azu.b:sYi "01'11. _

Ketsa RO aD'autO cmsdP Wa, ,&9 1m, ji~ ,da)'o. ~okQro' ,Ie donn:a. bana p ~uld'? ~, snki!

KillcuD,~e ~~r' Naad;e-.Q :DtM.

Kenny ftlJ-rts :ti'l' explD.re the ,cn«.-kt Imd C'1111JiCf$ t}! Keik.rJ:f bOdy.

KENNY; S1IPOUPilm._ DO' ~i da, Muchi hada ga, suld. mmo B(!i .. bW:ailJ.

KEIKO: Itsu BO mani :haddam Dam ]llO?

I rs

Z a, 1k'(HIIIIIU yo!:

~ny /J1J,111 .KB.ike ~ 'lJ(lk!:~, piv,m'n:g ,badrJ ,on wp tfhiI .' " .

KEIKO:

KEN'N'Y:

KEIKDi

KElKO:

K:ENNY::

KElKO:

KENNY:

KEIKD.:

KENNY:' .KEll{O: :ONNY,

KElKO! JK:ENm:.

KENNY:

KE-JIKO:

I mI1i\'ist have &U.en asleep •. Axe yot'l still aW3Ilk:e?' Looks lire I have some compooy; It'g 9, \WS'te fro s~eep ,ne·xtro, a M>au:ti:fulwoQlIan.

May I take off my je;ms? "iou'.re happy" a:r-e:t!l~t: you?

Let me 'rake 'em off fur y:QU. MI, sonoy" about th~t, lookli like your p1<lndes ~ave COlllle, off as 'Well. Hey you" 'Yo1lJ.ire as ~!:eil: as me ocean .. You muslt have been d['leaJDm,g :abolJlt me.

Turn ,ou.1t 'the light.

BJiJ.t I want to see your body. My bust is: smmt~ I feclfiliy:;

:Is yOW' ~sS:l101e small as wen? Ha ha~ I'm only joking.. While we're on the topic, 'what kind of loWers: do you, like? How ~bQU ehrysantbemJlmlFI1?

C:l1:rysanthenlW1\~ whaJt 91IPe yon ... N,ev:er' mind.

'\!fOUl ar-e aliso pretty with your clothes off. I ljke y«u:1t soft!,cc'eamy skin. And look at tl1,ese lime

pubtcb3irs. .

tIe)) 'w'ho toM you. '00 n]re 'FOlK domes offi

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KEll<!O:

KENNY:

KEIKO:

KENNY:

KEifK.!O:

o.emurenru,?' asa dacw

PhU~p J. Cunn,j,l'lg.#u.m That feels good.

You :!!melID. good, you. 'b;S1)e good, 'VOOI, hut Ol,lif.u,e talty. Getting ,e:f!.-ci1iedJ

,Come .inside of me.

Smt, th,e ,cond.om popped off.

rm ,coming':! .

:M~gase'te~o

llia! :Plilll..;lb1ll mo' llIugeb!,

W3 ha ha, j'liolli ,dayo kiiblz_a;

CMl:~t sloop,?

~mowin,g' _ gl0if}""; penile erection ·~:fter waking' up, rooUsb, 'to s~eep", nn :z;,'& worth

~'L~_

Ci\~lWWjg _

DO,yuu.mind if I mke off my jeans:? (Kerin" is, almitde ;s1o,w) most J~pan'ese gir1s,w,litto be IlIDdr:t'iSsed.)

I~'" .~. I', g' fur', ._

1i1I. tall"e em 'ou,' you.

QCpSi, yoTl11' panties, came Q:f£ as ·Wl~lU .•

Ar-en't you 'wet? (as .tn 'V:aginal ~tiQ[,liS" P'1!lSSY' illlice~

M,~ bre'iiists :ar-e SiI.1JaliI.; a standard, and. ,rot:a.Uy Mlll.eoessary apol,ogy

Yow aooo,le is als.o1 V'C!i;Y ,smaU. This is: a Iittle pun based OJ:), :3, very :S:bmdia:!;Id way' of saying 'to be stingy or 'che~p\.

Ih~ I'm, only' jolidng!

Uterall'y~ chry,~m'memum; 'abouil; the .mce;s,t way to say llssbol.e

Zalkenn a,Yo,!

smrk naked" bare-assed

1"::_ 1:'11__ ..1'. • ~iIL.

s'IW.I, ~.,#«o" a. smeom,

,clre'lvy sweetmade -&0:0':1 sdcq dee

bl!dsh~ pubjc liulli:r n.<i'!~ed

You smell good.

tasli~ good. 'bot 3 . .little salty Are Y'I)IU seKUBUy aroused?

Elliterme, ceme irudde.

The c.ondollilli sliippedlQf£ Ll,ob H.lk.e P-m g-oornra, rome.

supponp01!l m;ochi ,itaim.

irnmo ltadab

i uioi

ois:hi;keoo'l ,cbotto shopp!l!i.

lomn S'lu'U,r' - -

:Mb,m,idm

It1IiIru II to'f!era

iki SOg

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Plh/Up 1. CtuHJi.ngluJ1m C'D'l1Ii ng SIO Din!

KENNY:

JK:EmO:

KEt'lNY:

KEOCO:

KENNY:

SbizuibDli 8i1:!ri;n$1ai! lku, i1bd lrete:!

Senoib, Wi 'il1Sume Iii) U'mIlm!3, itm, yo:!,

S • I_ JU '-'_111- _,'fj~.~ •

U,gu.1 ti:aDilLm~ motto, ~iii uete,

.Mm:la :i.rlrtenoU Yl).

:KENNY:

KRIKO; KENNY:

KEIKO:

KENNY:

KEIKO~ KENNY:

KlEIKO:

KE..NNY:

Go~,eD, gmune:o sl1awa, mifia:~tta. Hetrumsolf ns:shu de brupisu. Ddteyo. Kash.ilromarimashib.. E'b) S,oh DOlkilsililmaalw wa, dare ne l[laP

Mochif'opkoibilllOI JiUl' .Njgel YD.,

IDiallog)Ule in E,nl,gIIsh

Please kee" qWel~:!

Doh, ah., cob, ah.Pllt it in!

Ouclb., YCl1!lre clarwmg npmy 'b~ck!:

Tbats so good, cau ylou oomeiu deep~r? 1'111 not in yet!

KENNY:

KEIKO;

KENNY:

KEIKO;

O~ps:! Did m give rOll a pear~ necldi:'tce?

You d,umsy fOQI~ clean up the mess you made

vridlii tissue. .

Yes ma,~'am. Hq~ wn,O gave YO:Il "o-s:e hiickeys?

My, boyfriend Nigel, w;ho e1ser -

ib [Iw, :irete~

tsume IOh.tem

Sl!lgoi kimjinrt,

motto, ~ ire;te :PI;a:dlalire~eJ!lai. yo KeWllY wa Icbitsu. ,gR

Sh$'ld: SiUlt\1, g:arnm,eD S:ha,W;31 'Oi - natclmtta

Tismw,

hel:alb.so~

fuite: 'o~ kaS'llikomarimas:hita ki.s,mnaiku :moclm:-oa

Z,aliten nayo!' VoabWllalry

.iif-. ,~.1.. "'T, . . .,' , up·'

OOu, san, m OO~lIUl:S:"""

Pur: it in]

~o da:w someone, di,g the nails m

that feels great deeper, deeper Em-Dot in, Yet . Kenny has a serainal discharge.

loob :like )"01i!l. ,got squirrin the. &ce

tissue, Kleenex

Wlskillful;, Thad; d'l.e best you am do?

Cailllp,is~ a.\vhlte-oo~ored ~G6I: drink; supposedly loob like

come

\'1l,e up!

Yes ffii1l'am" understood. hi.c.keys~ ~maiks

o.f course, wbo else wO'~.d it be?

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