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A compilation of 101 anecdotes, concepts, help, humor, ideas, opinions, philosophies, rules, secrets, stories, theories, thoughts, tips and more from A to Z on having relationships with Women from an Urban Male perspective.

Timothy ”Yanz” Yancy, H.B.O. (Head Brother of Operations)

This book has not been rated but it does contain adult subject matter.
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This manuscript has been modified from its original version. It has been “Yanzitized”™ to fit this book.

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Yes,You Can a Tell a Lot About a Woman by the Way She Eats Ice Cream!

Women ask me all the time Yanz what can you tell about a Woman by the way she eats ice cream? What is your scientific basis? First of all it depends on what you’re looking for. There are many other methods that can be used to find out about a Woman and they are mentioned below. I find that ice cream is the most accurate measure of a woman’s sexuality. There’s a lot to be said about a woman who gives good cone. Take the Ice Cream Sexual Aptitude for yourself. It does matter. Ice cream, it’s so real, it’s universal. Everyone remembers Eddie Murphy and the ice cream man from Delirious. Why do you think he was running behind the ice cream truck? Is he freaky? You know he’s freaky. He said so his self.

My favorite place for a first date is to the ice cream parlor especially if it’s hot. I know right then and there if I should pursue it any further. It’s the best investment in time that I can make because I find out everything I need to know right there. Is she lactose intolerant? Even if she’s lactose intolerant she will still eat ice cream occasionally. They can’t help it. Does she order the most expensive thing on the menu????? What does she talk about? It’s better than a coffee shop or a lunch date. Why wouldn’t they show Aaliyah eating the ice cream in Romeo must die? They wanted to keep her clean image. They showed her four times with that cone and she did not take one bite or lick of the ice cream cone. What does that tell you? Why don’t they have pretty women eating ice cream on ice cream commercials? Think about it. There’d be all kinds of guys hanging around the ice cream trucks. When I go on tour I’m going to sell my book from an ice cream truck. My sound track will be Ice Cream Castles by Morris day and the Time.

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What other methods can be used to tell a lot about a Woman? There are many methods to use and they are specific to what you are looking for. Granted all of them are not listed her, but the more methods that you chose will give you a better over all picture of the Woman.

You can tell by the way she talks. Is she ghetto, educated, slow, or quiet?

You can tell by the way she sounds on the phone. If she sounds sexy she’s fat. If she’s a bitch, she’s fine

You can tell by the way she walks. Her strut. Does she glide or drag her ass? Speed and rhythm. Does she moves with a purpose or walk like a zombie? Shoes. Are they cheap and run over or well kept like she is? Does she have energy or is she lethargic?

You can tell by the way she dances. Is she classy? Is she fast, slow having rhythm or no rhythm? Is she wild or sexually explicit?

You can tell by the way she eats food. Does she eat like a bird picking her food with her hands or mouth? Does she like fast foods? She likes to satisfy her immediate urges. Is she a bone collector? That’s self-explanatory. Is she sophisticated and high Maintenance?

You can tell by the way she dresses. Is she high maintenance, low maintenance or no maintenance? Is she Target or Gucci?

You can tell by the way she drives. If she has Road rage, then she is usually full of drama. If she drives like a turtle, then she’s a slow poke. If she drives like a rabbit, then watch out now.

This is by far not a conclusive list, but it serves as other indicators of how you can tell a lot about a Woman.
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The Ice Cream Sexuality Aptitude Test

Find out what kind of lover you are with this quiz!

The following is pretty neat, fun and very accurate and it only takes a few minutes to complete. This test determines your sexuality based upon how you consume ice cream. Take this test for yourself and then forward it to your friends, including the one who sent it, or anyone else that you want to let them know how freaky you are.

The Ice Cream Test only works for women, so men, don’t try this test on yourself unless other men fugify your wang!

Sexuality influences who we are and how we feel about our lives. Many of our toughest decisions in life will involve our sexuality. Sexuality influences the life of every human being. Since sexuality affects our lives so greatly, it is very important to be able predict a person’s sexuality. This involves how you relate to your partner sexually and how you feel about sexuality in general.

There are many ways to tell about a woman’s sexuality. Her score on the Ice Cream Aptitude Test simply measures where she is at the moment sexually. Our hope is that the Ice Cream Aptitude Test helps you to understand where are now and where you might want it to go in the future. There are many methods that can be used to tell things about a woman and her sexuality. I swear by the Ice Cream Aptitude Test Method, it works best for me.

So, would you like to know more about your sexuality? Please take our quiz to find out. This quiz is for educational and/or entertainment purposes only. For a thorough medical evaluation, please consult your professional healthcare or mental health provider.
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The Ice Cream Sexuality Aptitude Test

Directions:

Have pen or pencil and paper ready. Read each question carefully and give the answer that best describes the way you think or feel most of the time. Don't peek at the other questions. Read each question in its entirety and then answer the question with the first answer that comes into your mind. Usually your first answer is the most accurate and true choice. When answering each question, please don’t read anything into the question as that may alter your results.

Please only answer each question one at a time. Do not read the entire test first. That way you get the most accurate results of this test. This test contains only 20 simple questions. Ready? Begin...

1. Do you prefer a cup or a cone? (a) Cup (b) Cone (c) Either

2. Do you prefer to eat your ice cream with a spoon or your tongue? (a) Tongue (b) Spoon

3. Do you like sundaes or banana splits?
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(a) Sundaes (b) Banana Splits (c) Neither (d) Both

4. Do you like shakes? (a) Yes (b) No (c) Protein

5. Do you like popsicles? (a) Yes (b) No

6. Do you like nuts? (a) Yes (b) No

7. Do you like sprinkles? (a) Yes (b) No

8. Which of the following flavors do you like most? (a) Vanilla (b) Chocolate (c) Strawberry (d) All of the above (e) None of the above
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9. Do you like Italian Ice? (a) Yes (b) No (c) Every now and then

10. What’s your favorite syrup? (a) Hershey’s Chocolate (b) Strawberry (c) Pineapple (d) None

11. Do you lick dripping ice cream of your hand or wipe it off? (a) Lick (b) Wipe (c) All of the above

12. Does your cup runneth over? (a) Never (b) Sometimes (c) Always

13. What do you use to get your ice cream out of the container? (a) A spoon (b) An ice cream scoop (c) Your fingers (d) A knife

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14. Do you like hand packed? (a) Yes (b) No (c) Sometimes (d) Never

15. What’s your favorite brand of ice cream? (a) Generic (b) Store brand (c) Eddy’s (d) Ben and Jerry’s (e) Natural Ice cream (f) Upscale like Hagen daz

16. At what age did you buy your first ice cream cone? (a) Under 10 (b) Under 15 (c ) Under 18 (d) 19 or older

17. Do you bite to the bottom off your cone and suck the ice cream out? (a) (b) Yes No

18. Do you like hard scoop or soft serve? (a) Hard scoops (b) Soft serve
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19. Do you like flat bottom or pointed bottom cones? (a) Flat Bottom cones (b) Pointed bottom cones

20. How many scoops does it take to satisfy you?) (a) One (b) Two (c) Three (d) Four (e) Never satisfied

Now let’s score the test! Answer Interpretations

1. Do you prefer a cup or a cone? A cone indicates a preference for the male and cup for a woman.

2. Do you prefer to eat your ice cream with a spoon or your tongue? A cone indicates a preference for the male and cup for a woman.

3. Do you like sundaes or banana splits?

Either answers a, b, or d indicates an oral fixation. If you picked c you are indifferent to oral sex.

4. Do you like shakes?

This question reflects your openness and level of participation in oral sex.
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(a) Indicates that you’re a sucker. B=loser, C=Freaky Deaky

5. Do you like Popsicles? A sucker is born every minute and you’re one of them!

6. Do you like nuts?

Self-explanatory either you like nuts or you don’t.

7. Do you like sprinkles?

You have an anal fixation if you selected yes. You may also be a booty sniffer.

8. Which of the following flavors do you like most?

A= You prefer your own race, B=You prefer the opposite race, C=You prefer native Americans (red skins), D=variety is the spice of life, E=Abstinent

9. Do you like Italian Ice?

This means that you like to go outside of the race.

10. What’s your favorite syrup?

Your gender preference. A= Men, B=Woman, C=Anything goes, D=Abstaining

11. Do you lick dripping ice cream of your hand or wipe it off?

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A=Nasty, B= prissy, C=You have a wild side to you.

12. Does your cup runneth over?

A=Dry hump, B=You get bored C=Wet and wild

13. What do you use to get your ice cream out of the container?

A=Normal, B=Prepared, C= Ghetto, D= Dangerous

14. Do you like hand packed?

Do you engage in sexual self-stimulation?

15. What’s your favorite brand of ice cream?

A or B= Anything will do, C= Looking for something special, D=Like ménage trios, E=Natural and musty, F=Highly selective, you want the best

16. At what age did you buy your first ice cream cone?

Indicates when you started having sex. A=You started sex too early, B=Early but normal, C=Typical starting age, D=Late starter

17. Do you bite to the bottom off your cone and suck the ice cream out?

Indicates and tendencies towards S&M. You may also bite off more than you can chew.

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18. Do you like hard scoop or soft serve?

A=rough and hard, B= Slow and enduring

19. Do you like flat bottom or pointed bottom cones?

A=You could care less about a Man’s butt, B=You like shapely round butts

20. How many scoops does it take to satisfy you?

(Indicates how orgasmic you are. A=Normal, B=warm, C=Hot, D=Nymphomaniac) Calculate Your Points
1. (a) 3 (b) 4 (c) 5 2. (a) 5 (b) 3 3. (a) 3 (b) 5 (c) 2 (d) 4 4. (a) 5 (b) 2 (c) 5 5. (a) 5 (b) 3 6. (a) 5 (b) 0 7. (a) 3 (b) 5 8. (a) 3 (b) 5 (c) 2 (d) 4 (e) 1 9. (a) 3 (b) 5 10. (a) 5(b) 4 (c) 3 11. (a) 4 (b) 3 (c) 5 12. (a) 3 (b) 5 (c) 4 13. (a) 4 (b) 5 (c) 3 (d) 2 14. (a) 5 (b) 3 15. (a) 1 (b) 1 (c) 2 (d) 3 (e) 5 (f) 4 16. (a) 3 (b) 5 (c) 4 (d) 2 17. (a) 5 (b) 2 18. (a) 2 (b) 5 19. (a) 2 (b) 5 20. (a) 4 (b) 5 (c) 3 (d) 2 Now add up the total number of points. Your Point Total is ______ points.

Ice Cream Sexuality Test Answer Key
25 Point or Less Keep it to yourself

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You are crap in bed! You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. Upside: You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Downside: You tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits and equally cautious in your sexual involvement. You are a sensual and patient lover. 25 to 49 Points You Have Potentials Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate. You are willing to experiment. You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just touching, feeling and exploring. You are open, stimulating, and romantic. Upside: You may not be a super freak but you have the potential to be one. Downside: You need to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are. You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which don’t always work out too well.

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50 to 74 Points Now that’s what I’m talking about! You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open mind. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover. You have a great need to be loved, appreciated...Even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.

You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going. Upside: You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to

keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. Downside: You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied.

75 to 100 points Lickity Split, you have the Bombdiggity

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You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. You are born romantic. You can be a very generous lover.

You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity and diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Upside: You are relatively free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. Your sex drive is strong and you desire instant ratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above your own. Downside: Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.

Created: April 26, 2001 Reviewed: December, 2001 by Timothy J. Yancy Institute for the Sexually Gifted (If you got the gift and you got to use it!)

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