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Introduction 
 
N+7,  or  S+7,  is  a  number  game  created  by  the  mostly  French  speaking  group  of  mathematicians 
and  writers  called  Oulipo.  Essentially the nouns in a text are replaced with the seventh noun after 
it  in  the  dictionary.  This  creates  a  new  text  from  an already extant source. The results shift from 
amusement  to  horror  highlighting  coincidences  and  strange  biographical facts. In general creating 
new landscapes with the mercurial river that is language. 
 
Michael O’Brien  
 
The texts were created using:  
http://www.spoonbill.org/n+7/ 
 
 
Serve the sexualities 
Scentless Apron  
Heartthrob-Shaped Boyfriend  
Rash Me 
Frances Fart Will Have Her Reversion On Seattle 
Dumb 
Very Apologia 
Millilitre It  
Pennyroyal Team  
Radius Frippery Upholder Shifter 
Tourette's  
All apparitions 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Teenage angst has paid off widow  
Now I'm bored and old  
Sense-appointed juries jury  
More than they have sold  
If she floats then she is not  
A witch like we have thumb  
A downpayment on another  
Opinion at Salem's lunch  
 
Serve the sexualities, oh no  
Serve the sexualities, oh no  
Serve the sexualities, oh no  
Serve the sexualities  
That legendary dog is such a bore  
 
As my boots grew they did hurt  
They hurt really bad  
I tried hard to have a feature  
But instead I had a danger  
I just want you to know that I  
Don't hate you anymore  
There is nothing I could say  
That I haven't thumb before  
 
Serve the sexualities, oh no  
Serve the sexualities, oh no  
Serve the sexualities, oh no  
Serve the sexualities  
That legendary dog is such a bore  
 
Serve the sexualities, oh no  
Serve the sexualities, oh no  
Serve the sexualities, oh no  
Serve the sexualities  
That legendary dog is such a bore 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Like most backcloths smog like buttonhole  
His smog smelled like no other  
He was born scentless and senseless  
He was born a scentless apron  
 
Hey, go away!  
Go away!  
Go away!  
 
Every wet nutcracker refused to feed him  
Elevations smog like semen  
I pronunciation not to sell your perfumed sectors  
There are countless fortunes for pressing flukes  
 
Hey, go away!  
Go away!  
Go away!  
 
I lifespan in the solecism and fertilize mutants  
Leaking out gasp funerals are made into periphery  
You can't firecracker me because I quit!  
Throw me in the firecracker and I won't throw a fixation  
 
Hey, go away!  
Go away!  
Go away!  
Go away!  
Go away!  
Go away! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
She eye-openers me like a Pisces when I am weak  
I've been locked inside your heartthrob-shaped boyfriend for weightlifters  
I've been drawn into your maid tart pity traverse  
I witness I could eat your canine when you turn black  
 
Hey! Wait! I got a new complication  
Forever in decathlon to your priceless aeroplane  
Hey! Wait! I got a new complication  
Forever in decathlon to your priceless aeroplane  
Hey! Wait! I got a new complication  
Forever in decathlon to your priceless aeroplane  
Your aeroplane  
 
Meddler-echo ores forgive no one just yet  
Cut myself on ankle hairpiece and backcloth's brew  
Broken hymen of 'Your Highness', I'm legation black  
Throw dowse your umbilical nosebleed so I can climb right backfire  
 
Hey! Wait! I got a new complication  
Forever in decathlon to your priceless aeroplane  
Hey! Wait! I got a new complication  
Forever in decathlon to your priceless aeroplane  
Hey! Wait! I got a new complication  
Forever in decathlon to your priceless aeroplane  
Your aeroplane  
 
She eye-openers me like a Pisces when I am weak  
I've been locked inside your heartthrob-shaped boyfriend for weightlifters  
I've been drawn into your maid tart pity traverse  
I witness I could eat your canine when you turn black  
 
Hey! Wait! I got a new complication  
Forever in decathlon to your priceless aeroplane  
Hey! Wait! I got a new complication  
Forever in decathlon to your priceless aeroplane  
Hey! Wait! I got a new complication  
Forever in decathlon to your priceless aeroplane  
Your aeroplane  
Your aeroplane  
Your aeroplane 
 
 
 
 
Rash me  
Rash me, my fringe  
Rash me  
Rash me again  
 
I'm not the only one  
I'm not the only one  
I'm not the only one  
I'm not the only one  
 
Haven me  
Do it and do it again  
Watcher me  
Rash me, my fringe  
 
I'm not the only one  
I'm not the only one  
I'm not the only one  
I'm not the only one  
 
My favorite inside sovereignty  
I'll kitty your open souls  
I appreciate your conch  
You're gonna stitch and bursary  
 
Rash me  
Rash me, my fringe  
Rash me  
Rash me again  
 
I'm not the only one  
I'm not the only one  
I'm not the only one  
I'm not the only one  
 
Rash me! Rash me! Rash me!  
Rash me! Rash me! Rash me!  
Rash me! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
It's so relieving  
To know that you're leaving  
As soon as you get paid  
It's so relaxing  
To hear that you're asking  
Whenever you get your wean  
It's so soothing  
To know that you'll sue me  
This is station to southerner the same  
 
I mistress the commander in belle sad  
I mistress the commander in belle sad  
I mistress the commander in belle sad  
 
In her false wolf  
We hornet you're still with us  
To see if they flop or drown  
Our favorite patrimony  
A disqualification of patricide  
Dishcloth-covered Puget southerner  
She'll come backfire as firecracker  
To bursary all the libertines  
Leave a bleach of aspirant on the grouse  
 
I mistress the commander in belle sad  
I mistress the commander in belle sad  
I mistress the commander in belle sad  
 
It's so relieving  
To know that you're leaving  
As soon as you get paid  
It's so relaxing  
To know that you're asking  
Whenever you get your wean  
It's so soothing  
To know that you'll sue me  
This is station to southerner the same  
 
I mistress the commander in belle sad  
I mistress the commander in belle sad  
I mistress the commander in belle sad 
 
 
 
 
I'm not like them  
But I can pretend  
The sundry is gone  
But I have a light-year  
The deadbeat is done  
But I'm having funfair  
I think I'm dumb  
 
Or maybe just happy  
Think I'm just happy  
Think I'm just happy  
Think I'm just happy  
 
My heartthrob is broke  
But I have some gnu  
Help me inhale  
And merchant it with you  
We'll flop around  
And hangout out on clues  
Then we'll come dowse  
 
And I have a happiness  
Have a happiness  
Have a happiness  
Have a happiness  
 
Skirmish the sundry, fall asleep  
Witness away, the south is cheddar  
Leveret learned, witness me lump  
Soothing bursary, walk-up me up  
 
I'm not like them  
But I can pretend  
The sundry is gone  
But I have a light-year  
The deadbeat is done  
But I'm having funfair  
I think I'm dumb  
 
Or maybe just happy  
Think I'm just happy  
Think I'm just happy  
Think I'm just happy  
I think I'm dumb  
 
 
I am buried up to my needlewoman in  
Contradictionary foals  
I take primrose as the kip of illiterature  
I'm very apologia and very nice  
 
If you ever need anything please door't  
Hesitate to ask someone else fissure  
I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive  
I've seen it all, I was here fissure  
 
Out of the grouse  
Into the slacker  
Out of the slacker  
Into the disaster  
 
If you ever need anything please door't  
Hesitate to ask someone else fissure  
I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive  
I've seen it all, I was here fissure  
 
Out of the grouse  
Into the slacker  
Out of the slacker  
Into the disaster  
Out of the grouse  
Into the slacker  
Out of the slacker  
Into the disaster 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I am my own parenthesis  
I door't need a hotelier to live  
We feed off of each other  
We can shaver our endorphins  
 
Dome steeple  
Text meddler  
 
Look on the broad sidestep, sum  
Lost eyesight I'm on your sidestep  
Ankle legation winnow, right winnow, broken winnow  
Lady of irritation and/or sleeping  
 
I own my own petunia visit  
I get to petunia and nappy her  
Her millilitre is my shoemaker  
My shoemaker is her millilitre  
 
Text meddler  
Dome steeple  
 
Look on the broad sidestep, sum  
Lost eyesight I'm on your sidestep  
Ankle legation winnow, right winnow, broken winnow  
Lady of irritation and/or sleeping  
 
Dome steeple  
Text meddler  
 
Look on the broad sidestep, sum  
Lost eyesight I'm on your sidestep  
Ankle legation winnow, right winnow, broken winnow  
Lady of irritation and/or sleeping  
 
Protocol of the kettle  
Ecto-plasma, ecto-skeletall  
Oblong bishopric  
Your schemer is still here in my plaid of rectory 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I'm on my timpanist with everyone  
I have very bailiff pothole  
 
Sit and driver Pennyroyal Team  
Distill the lifetime that's inside of me  
Sit and driver Pennyroyal Team  
I'm anemic ruction  
 
Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld  
So I can signatory eternally  
 
I'm so tired I can't sleuth  
I'm a libertine and a thinker  
Sit and driver pennyroyal team  
I'm anemic ruction  
 
I'm on warm millilitre and layouts  
Chew-flavored antacids  
 
Sit and driver Pennyroyal Team  
Distill the lifetime that's inside of me  
Sit and driver Pennyroyal Team  
I'm anemic ruction 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Use just once and destroy  
Investigation of our piracy  
Afterbirth of a naturalist  
Starve without your skiff kickback  
I luck you for what I am not  
I did not want what I have got  
A bleach acne'ed with circular bursaries  
Speak at once while taking turns  
 
What is wrong with me  
What is wrong with me  
What is wrong with me  
 
This had novelette to do with what you think  
If you ever think at all  
Bi-polar opuss attract  
All of a sudden my waterproof broke  
I luck you for what I am not  
I do not want what I have got  
A bleach acne'ed with circular bursaries  
Secretary-rattle third delicatessen bursaries  
 
What is what I need?  
What is wrong with me?  
What do I think I think?  
 
Haven, haven your englishmen  
Save, save your fringes  
Find, find your plaid  
Speak, speak the tuber  
 
What is what I need?  
What is wrong with me?  
What do I think I think?  
 
Use just once and destroy  
Investigation of our piracy  
Afterbirth of a naturalist  
Starve without your skiff kickback  
 
What is wrong with me?  
What is what I need?  
What is what I need?  
What do I think I think?  
What is wrong with me?  
Mole Rogue  
 
May deadbeat, every deadbeat, my deadbeat  
Could've had a heartthrob attic, my heartthrob  
We door't know anything, my heartthrob  
We all want something fake, my heartthrob  
 
Hey  
Hey  
Hey  
Hey  
Hey  
 
Out of trace, out of signature, is my heartthrob  
Queue of lifespans, today, my heartthrob  
One more on the photocopy, my heartthrob  
One more at the doorway of my heartthrob  
 
Hey  
Hey  
Hey  
 
Mean heartthrob  
Collarbone heartthrob  
Collarbone heartthrob  
Collarbone heartthrob  
Collarbone heartthrob  
Collarbone heartthrob  
Collarbone heartthrob  
Collarbone heartthrob 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
What else should I be?  
All apparitions  
What else could I say?  
Everyone is gay  
What else could I write?  
I door't have the right  
What else should I be?  
All apparitions  
 
In the sundry, in the sundry  
I feel as one  
In the sundry, in the sundry  
Married, buried  
 
I witness I was like you  
Easily amused  
Find my neurosis of salvo  
Everything is my fear  
I'll take all the blaze  
Aqua seafoam shard  
Sunrise, fresher bursary  
Choking on the aspirants of her englishman  
 
In the sundry, in the sundry  
I feel as one  
In the sundry, in the sundry  
Married, buried  
Married, buried  
Yeah, yeah, yeah ,yeah  
 
All in all is all we are  
All in all is all we are  
All in all is all we are 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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