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AVENUE Q

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ACT 1

The Avenue Q Theme: .

Opening (What Do You Do With A B.A. In

English/It 5ucks To Be Me) .

Into Rod And Nicky's .

If You Were Gay .

After ·Goy· .

Purpose : ..

Purpose Ployoff ..

Kate's Purpose .

Everyone's A Little Bit Racist.. ..

Racist Playoff .

Not Quite ..

The Bad Idea Bears .

Kate's Phone Call .

The Internet Is For Porn .

Pom Playoff ..

A Mix Tape .

I'm Not Wearing Underwear Todoy ..

5pecial .

Special Playoff ..

The Bears, Again ..

Lucy's Music ..

Loud As The Hell You Want.. ..

Fantosies Come True ..

Fantosies Playoff ..

The Weddlng ..

Party Music .

My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada. ..

Lightbulbs ..

Princeton's Nightmare ..

There's A Fine. Fine Line .

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ACT 2

En+r'cct e .

The Bears, Yet Again .

There Is Life Outside Your Apartment .

"Life Outside" Playoff .

Lucy's Music (Reprise) ..

The More You Ruv Someone .

"Ruv Scrnecne" Proyoff.. ..

Lucy Destroys The Note ..

Sc hodenf reude .

Empire State Crossovers ..

Princeton And Kate .

I Wlsh'I Could Go Bock To College .

The Money 50ng .

The Money 50ng (Reprise), .

There's A Fine, Fine Line (Reprise) .

B.A. In English (Reprise) .

For Now .

Bows ..

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Avenue Q Piano/Conductor

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THE AVENUE Q THEME

[Rev. 7/28/03]

Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX

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(What Do You Do With a B.A. In English/ It Sucks To Be Me)

[Rev, 7/28/03] Music and Lyrics by

ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX

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NICKY: "You're gonna love it."

GARY' "Here's your keys!"

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- V - Avenue Q Piano/Conductor

INTO ROD AND NICKY'S

[Rev. 7128103]

Music and Lyrics by ROBERT WPEZ and JEFF MARX

Orchestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS

CUE:

BRIAN: "I'll get right on it!" CHRISTMAS EVE: "See'?'"

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Avenue Q Piano/Conductor

IF YOU WERE GAY

[Rev. 7/28/03]

Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX

Orchestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS

CUE:

ROD: "This converstaion is over! ... OVER!"

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Segue to "AFfER 'GAY'"

Avenue Q Piano/Conductor

AFTER "GAY"

[Rev. 7/28/03]

Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX

Orchestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS

(s\' \\.l.. ,30) Swing K~[Xylo).

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Avenue Q Piano/Conductor

PURPOSE

[Rev. 7/28/03]

Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX

CUE:

VIDEO: "I want a purpose!"

Orchestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS

Freely PRINCETON

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Pi ano/Conductor -3- Purpose - [Rev. 7/28/03)
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PURPOSE PLAYOFF

[Rev. 7/28/03]

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KATE I S PURPOSE

[Rev. 7128/03]

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[Rev. 7/28/03]

Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX

CUE:

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GARY: "Whatchoo talkin' about Kate?" KATE: "Uh--"

GARY: "You were telling a BLACK joke!"

PRINCETON: "Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes ... " GARY: "I don't." (CUT-OFF)

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PRINCETON: "Of course vou don't.

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KATE: "But Gary, Jesus was white!" GARY: "No, Jesus was black."

GARY: KATE: "No, Jesus was white!"

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"Christ, do I feel good!"

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CHRISTMAS EVE: "BLlAN! You come backee here! You take out lecycuraburs!" PRINCETON: "What's that mean?" BRIAN: "Ugh. Recyclables."

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Brian!"

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[Rev. 7/28/03]

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THE BAD IDEA BEARS

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PRINCETON: .. It's right here in the corner of my mind. My purpose. It's ... It's .:"

{THE BEARS Appear]

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KATE I 5 PHONE CALL

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Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX

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Orchestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS

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PORN PLAYOFF

[Rev. 7/28/03]

Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX

Orchestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS

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Avenue Q Piano/Conductor

A MIX TAPE

[Rev, 7/28/03]

Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX

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CHRISTMAS EVE: "Bye now." ROD: "Shill"

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I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY'

[Rev. 7128/03]

Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX

COUNTOFF (and conduct for camera): "1-2-3'"

Orchestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS

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Avenue Q Piano/Conductor

SPECIAL

[Rev. 7/28/03]

Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX

CUE:

BRIAN: "Here's the woman you all came 10 see ... "

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SPECIAL PLAYOFF

[Rev. 7/28/03]

Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX

Orchestrated by STEPHEN OREMUS

CUE:

LUCY: • And) sure do hope you enjoyed my set."

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LUCY'S MUSIC

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Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX

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BEAR: "Look who's coming!"

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LOUD AS THE HELL YOU WANT

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Music and Lyrics by ROBERT LOPEZ and JEFF MARX

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