72 Prepositions of Place
‘Complete these jokes by putting a suitable preposition of place in the gaps provided:
1 Waites, there's a fly my soup.
> Don't worry, sit The spider ...-.... your bread will et it
2 Haven't I sen your face somewhere else?
> No, I don’t think so. My face has always been .....+.. my ears,
3 Crime in New York is very bad. Last week @ man said to me
> Do you want to buy a watch?
Let me see it first, I asked.
> Keep your voice down, he said. The man... 10 vou is still wearing ie.
4 Well, son, how are your marks from school?
> They're... se... Water
‘What do you mean?
> They're... C level
5 Bobby, if you found £2......., ome pocket and £5......++ the other one, what
‘would you have?
> The wrong trousers, si!
6 Isitraining-.......2
> What a silly question!
Why?
> Wall, does it ever rain... 6?
7 What would you do if an elephant sat
a you in the cinema?
> T would miss most of the film.
8 My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone
a bicyele. What ean I do?
>"ake his bicycle away.
9 How did you cut your nose?
> Do you see that door ........ there?
Yes, I see it
> Well, I dide.
10. Dad, there's a black cat the kitchen table,
> That's OK, son, Black cats are lucky.
‘Well, this one certainly is. Its eating your dinner!
11) When an elephant sits your chair, what time is
> Time ro get a new chair!
12 How do you get an elephant. a telephone box?
> Open the door!
My car once broke down on the way back from holiday.
We used to live in an old cottage in a small village in the country on the edge of a forest.
Can you make up sentences with as many prepositions of place as possible?
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