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RO RICK’S VERY POPULAR TWEETS #6

IN MARCH 2018, I DECLARED MYSELF A ‘ROHINGYA’ -

LIKE MAUNG ZARNI DID.

SATIRE IS A GREAT WAY TO LEARN,

HERE ARE MY TWITTER POSTS -

AS 'RO RICK’…..

by Rick Heizman, July 22, 2018

I’M KINDA OF LOST:


1 - RO RICK HERE AGAIN - I've been feeling kind of lost about being a Ro. This
identity thing is confusing. So, a BANGLADESHI is also BENGALI, because they, like
we RO's, are BENGALI-SPEAKING, and we all are of BENGALI CULTURE. And,
BANGLADESHIS are proud to be BENGALI. ARE WE?

2 - RO RICK CONTINUES - We RO's are supposed to say 'Don't call us BENGALI -


it’s offensive. Yet we speak BENGALI language, and are of BENGALI CULTURE and
TRADITION. Spanish people speak Spanish and are called Spanish, French people
speak French and are French, Thais speak Thai and are Thai

3 - RO RICK is confused - so if people refer to our language as BENGALI it's okay?


Our Culture, Heritage, and Traditions are BENGALI -that's okay? But don't call us
BENGALI? Strange. Right now I'm at our biggest mosque, it is named BENGALI Sunni
Jamae Mosque - IS IT INSULTING US?

4 - RO RICK IS REALLY CONFUSED - So, when BANGLADESHI BENGALIS come to


RAKHINE then they are ROHINGYA, but when ROHINGYA BENGALIS go to
BANGLADESH they cannot be BANGLADESHI.!?!?! When BANGLADESHI ROHINGYA
in RAKHINE go back to BANGLADESH then they are not ROHINGYA anymore!?!?!?!

5 - RO RICK IS TOTALLY CONFUSED-So, BANGLADESHIS can be ROHINGYA if they


want, and anyone, even me and Zarni can be ROHINGYA, but ROHINGYA cannot be
BANGLADESHI, but they can be a proud BENGALI in BANGLADESH, or an insulted
BENGALI in RAKHINE!?!?!? Well, screw that, I'm now a RODINGDONG!

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6 - RO RICK ALERT! Hey fellow Ro's, we got trouble! Amnesty Int just released a
report about massacres and killings that we did! QUICK - WE HAVE TO MAKE UP
MORE MASSACRES AND RAPES TO DEFLECT THAT! WE NEED ABOUT 100,000
MORE RAPE STORIES, AND HUGE MASSACRES WITH 50,000 KILLED!!!

7 - RO RICK THINKS - Okay guys, here is a plan - you LIE about this, and you LIE
about that, and you 3 make up more LIES about this, and you guys DENY that, and
you 2 ACCUSE this, and you 5 guys be a SOLE SURVIVOR of a MASSACRE of
45,000 people, and you 10 guys saw 89,000 woman RAPED

8 - RO RICK IN ACTION - ok guys, we have to SHOUT LOUDER about the


GENOCIDE against us, never never ending, everyday 1000s of us are slaughtered,
tortured, maimed, every day our villages are torched, but WE DEMAND TO GO BACK
TO OUR VILLAGES NOW!!! Um guys, WHY do we want to go back?

9 - RO RICK RUMINATES - Golly, being a RO is hard - sometimes I can't remember


what the TRUTH of our LIES are, or what LIES are TRUE LIES, or FALSE TRUTHS, or
FALSE LIES, and I'm still confused about who we are. i know that our FAKE HISTORY
is real, or is it our real history is FAKE

10 - RO RICK IS EXHAUSTED - I'm not sure how long I can be a Ro anymore, it's
getting tiresome, why don't we just be proud BENGALIS in our ANCESTRAL and
CULTURAL HOMELAND of BANGLADESH? Then we don't have to deal with infidel
Buddhists, Hindus, others.... ALLAH ARE YOU THERE? OR NOT?

LAST TWEETS AS RO RICK:


1 - RO RICK WITH SAD NEWS - Fellow RO’s, I have decided that I will quit being a
RO. I know that many of you will be shocked and grief-stricken, but I must quit for
many reasons: 1) I’m embarrassed to admit that I love PORK, it really is one of the
tastiest meats around!

2 - NO RO RICK - CONTINUES WITH HIS REASONS TO QUIT BEING A RO - I like


DOGS. No! Not to eat! I mean DOGS are the greatest companions, often better than
humans. And PIGS and APES are amazing. Being compared to DOGS, PIGS and
APES is a complement. I do fondly think of you RO’s as DOGS, PIGS and APES!

3 - NO RO RICK - CONTINUES - The identity thing is very confusing. I kind of see the
point of being ‘Rohingya’, or else you are just a small part of 160 MILLION Bengali
Muslims. And you say you are different because you live on the other side of the NAF
RIVER. BUT…..

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4) - NO RO RICK CONTINUES - BUT, Bangladesh has a lot of RIVERS - so is
everyone across any RIVER different? If yes than maybe Bangladesh should be
divided into 100 countries with borders at every RIVER! And WHY does Bangladesh,
Pakistan, Malaysia etc not let you be citizens?

5) - NO RO RICK IS PUZZLED - I realize there is a reason to shout out that you are
victims of an never-ending GENOCIDE that will make us extinct - even though your
POPULATION growth rate is SUPER HIGH. But, WHY would you insist on going back
into FAKE GENOCIDE LAND? Oh, Duh!

6) - NO RO RICK IS TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT - So I see why you scream (fake)


GENOCIDE - to cover the WANTON GENOCIDAL PLANS of EXTERMINATING all the
infidels, and GRABBING this nice land - after all - it SHOULD be yours - infidels don’t
deserve anything! Oh, but now I’M an infidel.

7) - NO RO RICK IS PRAYERFUL - another reason to quit being a RO is your prayers.


Really. I guess you RO’s don’t know that all other religions DON’T have prayers like
yours. Now I see why you guys are always sneaky about letting infidels know what
your prayers mean, like this one….

8) - NO RO RICK-YOUR PRAYERS - from Kyauktaw Mosque: “Oh Allah, eternal God,


Accept those who believe in Islam and destroy all the other non-believers. Demolish
the infidels communities, Oh Allah, Break the foundation of their false
religions”….more…

9) - NO RO RICK-YOUR PRAYERS CONTINUED: “Destroy and pulverize their villages


and towns, and even the ground beneath their homes must be destroyed. Those who
don't believe in Allah, those who don't listen to Allah, may everything be cursed for
them.”

10) - NO RO RICK-PRAYERS CONTINUED AGAIN: “Oh Allah, bring the natural


disaster to the infidels, bring the worst diseases to the unbelievers, bring all forms of
catastrophe to them.” HEY ALL YOU RO’S - I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE - REALLY!
COME ON, DO YOU REALLY HATE EVERYBODY THAT MUCH?

11 - NO RO RICK PREACHES - You RO’s don’t know this, but other religions say such
things as: Love Thy Enemy, If a Man Strikes You on the Right Cheek Turn To Him the
Other Cheek, What We Think We Become, and they use words like: Love,
Compassion, Kindness - I KNOW THAT IS STRANGE FOR YOU

12) - NO RO RICK MAKES A POINT - BUT your prayers are kind of tough on people:
“Oh Allah, we condemn them before you! Freeze the blood in their veins! Strike them
with evil, or at the very least freeze the blood in their veins—until they pray for death,
but do not receive it!”
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13) - NO RO RICK CONTINUES -“strike them with your wrath; drape them with
endless despair, unrelenting pain and unremitting ailment; fill their lives with sorrow
and pain; inflict your tortures and punishments upon the unjust Christians and criminal
Jews” ISN’T THAT TOO VIOLENT?

14) - NO RO RICK ASKS - Why are all of your MAWLAWIS (Imams) so INTOLERANT,
HATEFUL and SUPREMACIST? They are always preaching to you in the mosque to
PREPARE FOR, and then KILL ALL INFIDELS, so that you can declare an
AUTONOMOUS, APARTHEID, RACIST, INTOLERANT ISLAMIC STATE!

15) - NO RO RICK’S ADVICE - Stop listening to thoseIGNORANT MAWLAWIS (Imams)


they are just full of rubbish, and that (UN)HOLY BOOK that they keep preaching to you
is extremely weird. YOU DON’T NEED IT. There are many good books about other
religions, science, logic, positiveness

16) - NO RO RICK - YOUR LEGACY - the highest point of Bengali Culture


undoubtably was the BUDDHIST PALA EMPIRE which ruled from the 8th to 12th
centuries. The PALA PERIOD is considered to be the GOLDEN ERA OF BENGAL, with
stability, prosperity, colossal temples, exquisite works of art, knowledge, centers of
learning, etc.

17) - NO RO RICK - YOUR LEGACY CONTINUED - The PALA EMPIRE is the source
of your greatest achievements, your greatest knowledge, and is your greatest asset.
EMBRACE IT, STUDY IT, LEARN FROM IT, IT IS YOUR GREAT LEGACY. YOU CAN
CHANGE, EVERYTHING WILL CHANGE

By Rick Heizman, July 22, 2018, San Francisco

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